Original subtitles

- Cornelius! - Yeah ma!

There's a letter for you Okay

If your solution will make china unbreakable come and see us at once, yours sincerely James Bogg

I'm gonna give it the final test right now

Hold your breath Ma

Oh son that's wonderful!

Well looks like I'm going to town mother pack the grips

Petey you've been drinking again

- Well goodbye ma - Goodbye Son

- Oh I forgot my solution - Nevermind I'll get it - Okay

Come on let's get out of here

What seems to be the trouble?

You wait here I'll call a doctor! Oh doc doc!

Yes, yes, well what can I do for you young man?

Did you swallow a rattlesnake?

A bumblebee? I thought so I have it

Young man, sit right down here, get right up there lay down there, I'll take good care of you.

Yes I understand, keep your mouth closed, yes.

Alright, alright, alright I'll get him, I'll get him

I have it, bees like honey, I'll get some

Hey, Lloyd, get me some honey

Well here we are

Mmmm and good too, here now open your mouth, open your mouth wide

Say 'Ahh'

Come on bumble bee, come on come on bumble bee, come on

Open your mouth, open your mouth, that's it

Hey you!

- How do you do? - Well, where do you think you're goin'?

- Me? I'm going to town - Will you need two cars?

- Looks like we're all tangled don't it? - Well you'd better untangle it

Now wait a minute don't get excited mister if you're hold your car tight I'll jerk me loose

Well you'd better!

Now get a good hold, you ready?

Take it easy!

- Say what's the idea? - Officer! He hit me too!

Well, one more wouldn't hurt anyway would it Pete, huh?

Moma ma ma, why didn't cornelius take his solution?

- But he did take it - He did not he took cider, I got the solution

Oh quick Al get the jar to him or he'll be ruined!

Here's Pete come on come on

You try and find some other spot to park, you can't get in here

I've been around this block three times and there isn't another parking space within five miles of here

I'm going to get in here if I have to smash the fenders

- Well turn your wheel around the other way - Oh shut up I'm doing this!

Well it's a good thing I'm in this back seat

Colonel Lindberg got to Paris without any help from the back seat!

Well for the last time I'm asking you will you get out of this place? You've done nothing but rock me back and forth until I do...

- Why didn't you tell me that plug was there? - I told you this spot was no good!

- Ah shut up! - What do you mean telling me to shut up?! I'll teach yo..

Yes young man and what can I do for you?

Are you the fellow who wrote me a letter about my non-breakable china solution?

Oh I'm just the manager you want to see the owner, Mr Bogg.

- Mr Who? - Mr Bogg

Where is Mr Bogg?

- What's your name? - Bogg!

Well I fine you $20 and costs Mr Bogg pay the clerk on the way out. Next case!

- What's detaining Mr Bogg? - I really don't know, but when he arrives you'll get action

That's what I love is action, by the way while we're waiting would you like a practical demonstration of my solution

- I'd love to - Well there's a cup I fixed up this morning will you examine it please?

- What's the idea? - Aha that's the secret, now watch closely!

- How does that strike you? - Oh it's wonderful!

- Would you like to have me try it on something in the store? - I'd be delighted

- How about this little piece here? - You're sure it'll work?

Absolutely! Do you see this here? Well that would have never happened if you had had my solution

- But that costs $25 - Oh don't worry about that nothing can happen my solution is absolutely positive. Now watch it, closely

- Well we'll try something else - Oh now sir that costs $600

That's alright you see my solution works better on expensive china than it does cheap china

Oh but please don't break that! Now don't worry I know just what was the matter I didn't have it dried properly

Would you mind helping? Would you like a little blow? Now watch this!

Watch it bounce right back into my arms

- I'm be dog gone bu... well - Oh no don't touch that please! Oh I'll get fired!

- Please don't do that please don't! - I know just what was the matter I didn't have it on thick enough

- You forgot your solution! - What do you mean I've got it right there!

- No that's apple cider! - Let's see

Oh well no wonder it wouldn't work. Well now now you'll get results.

- Oh please don't do that! - Oh don't you worry Mr Potter, everything is gonna be alright

Now I'm gonna give you a good demonstration, let's get off the carpet, get back here

Watch it closely

Oh Mr Bogg!

YOU!

- Hey, you can't do that he's my pal! - Who cant do what?

Get me the police station, yes the police station, yes give it to me!

Subtitles transcribed by Sic Coyote