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[Music in the background]

Well then, what are you doing here like this?

I missed you so much, my cutie!

You're suffocating me...

Girl, I have appendicitis-phobia!

You can't say this to me over text and then give no news for a week.

Me, I thought you were dead!

I'm sorry, they gave me a lot of medicines and all,

I slept all week. - I can see it, you are pale.

But, even without a lot of foundation,

Madame is always so beautiful.

Me, I spend a bad night, the pot is done, for sure!

By the way, I have a new concealer.

I will give you the references, it's amazing!

So, let's get motivated, here we go? I'm so excited!

Motivation!

We're gonna have a good day, it'll be incredible !

MONDAY 08:53am

So, what did I miss?

Absolutely nothing.

This highschool is the interstellar black hole of boredom.

But what can I say to you that is a bit interesting?

Oh here... Look at it.

Lola's group is still here...

Constructions in their highschool, there is no end, girl,

it's catastrophic, and so, we will have them

all year...

I'm so disgusted.

And other than... We have the seniors' ghost...

who's still hauting us...

Fuck, you know that this guy, he almost makes me want to work?

I swear, just the idea to tell me

that I will have to retake the year and that you will have your diploma easily...

I don't know, it's depressing.

Anyway... If it happens, swear that you will wait for me for flatsharing?

Oh yeah, so nothing changed, still a drama queen.

Yes, but me, Madame,

I don't push up my breasts with a new push-up bra!

What?

Don't deny it, please. I know your boobs better than mine.

And they just doubled in volume.

What is the brand?

- Can I touch? - Stop, it's embarrassing.

- Oh, come on! - Tiff! It's so nice that you're back!

Did you kept your appendix? My uncle, he did it with his kidney stones.

Ah no, but I swear!

It looks like little crystals, it's so beautiful!

Okay...

- What? - Nothing, it's okay...

- But what ? - No, but...

- It's shinning in the dark... - No!

I swear!

- It's so beautiful! - It's fluorescent, is it?

[End of class bell]

- Bye, Miss.

- Goodbye!

[Notification]

[Message from Mom] I received a message from the hospital, why did you miss your appointment with the gynecologist, yesterday? I don't have time to take care of it, call them back.

- Bye, Miss.

- Goodbye!

TUESDAY 10:57am

- Bye. - Bye!

- Tiffany! - Yes?

My engineer friend called me.

You didn't send him your motivation letter?

I am sorry, it has been complicated for me, last week.

Yes, I know, your parents sent me your medical file,

but you only had to send an email.

You weren't in a coma!

No.

Are you still ready for the internship?

Yes... Of course, of course, yes!

Okay, good news.

You know, it is an agency with a good reputation in the public establishment,

it's exactly what you're interested in!

And I can tell you: usually, they don't hire high school students.

It's just my friend doing me a favor.

And it would be a big plus for your university admissions!

And it could help forget your three-day suspension of last year...

- I will send him the email tonight, I promise. - Good.

You're my best student.

You know, it happens to make mistakes,

but in the end, it shouldn't affect you for the rest of your life!

Thank you, Miss.

[Tonic music]

TUESDAY 3:22pm

Hey, I'm over here!

I know. Me too, I would have liked...

being in a duo with my bestie.

But while we're waiting to live our best life...

Can you put a bit more pressure on my ankles, please?

Yeah, sorry.

Do you know Serena Williams?

- Not personally. - That's gonna be me at the end of the year.

30 crunches every day!

I am going to be so good, damn!

[The teacher whistles.]

- Already?

- Tiffany,

I remind you that you are exempted.

Hold your classmate's feet, please.

Uhm... Are you sure?

I'm okay, it's only appendicitis.

Girl, come on, stop... You're pitiful right now!

You are sweating like a pig, bro!

Even, your tits are wet, it's crazy!

No but...

It's fine, don't freak out!

Okay, I admit, it's a bit ugly. It looks like my mother's milk rush, it's crazy!

Go away.

Okay.

- But are you okay? - Leave me alone!

- I couldn't imagine...

- I'm sorry. - Leave!

My friends, they gave me a book for my birthday...

It's called "The Art of Tactfulness".

Maybe I should have read it to the end.

You can give it back to me later.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go...

If you ever need to talk, you can call me, you know...

Or...

We could even go for a beer.

Or more for a Coke, with the...

I mean, let me know...

Uhm...

Later.

Kisses.

WEDNESDAY 14:08

But I don't understand, I have milk rushes even though I'm not breastfeeding,

it's been 10 days!

That's possible during the two weeks following the childbirth.

But, I wasn't actually pregnant and now you could milk me like a cow.

- It doesn't make sense! - Tiffany,

you were a victim of a total pregnancy denial,

it doesn't mean that you weren't pregnant.

I know, but I still had my period, I wasn't nauseous, no belly...

Shouldn't it go on like this?

Okay.

So...

Instead of growing in your belly, like in a normal pregnancy,

your baby hid there, along your spine.

Even if you didn't feel anything during these...

nine months, you still created a human being.

That, your body can't forget it.

It's a lot more common than we think.

Every year,

there are about 1,600 cases. Women of all ages, of all backgrounds...

Most of the time, they realize it during pregnancy.

But others, like you, well...

the day of the delivery.

I didn't even know it existed, before.

I can give you the number of a psychiatrist colleague...

Huh no, I don't need a shrink! It's okay, everything is fine.

Hey!

- You line up like everyone else. - Who are you? The cafeteria bouncer?

- I need to talk to you. - About?

THURSDAY 12:42pm

Wait, don't tell me you gave me an STD?

No, not at all, but... Can we have lunch outside of school?

I can't, Judith is waiting for me.

Well we can see each other later, then? Or another day?

Okay, listen, Tiff...

It was great, what happened between us last year,

but it was only one time.

I have a girlfriend, I can't.

I really have to talk to you, it's important.

Sorry, I really have to go now.

Come on, let's go!

Hey!

- The bouncer is hungry! - Well, go ahead then.

[Notification.]

Sorry, I couldn't talk in front of my girlfriend, but it's hard to tell you no. We can see each other tomorrow, but not at school please.

FRIDAY 5:30pm

Tiff: Where do we meet?

Aurélien: We can meet at 5pm under the sign.

You forgot?

[Earlier conversation]

Hello my darling What are you doing tonight?

Going out!!!

Meeting at 9pm at the Stalingrad?

9:30pm instead

You're a paaaain Really want to go out

Or maybe a bit later

Let's do this. 9:30pm at the Roundhouse.

Tiff to Anaïs What are you doing?

Since you told me that...

A beer?

Jo is typing...

Sure! Do you know the Crazy Violin? I'll be there at 7pm!

Cool I'm coming!

FRIDAY 7:26pm

- Hey, you came! It’s so cool!

- Yeah, but it is only for one beer, so… - Don’t worry, as you wish! We’re over there!

What do you mean ''we''?

- No, you told them? - No, of course not!

It’s just...you know, you sent me a DM,

and I was already meeting them.

so I told myself it would make you feel better to see people, right?

I don’t know… honestly, I don’t feel well.

I am going to go, it’s okay no worries.

No girl, sorry, it’s me, I…

I am stupid, I didn’t understand. You told me “a beer” so I thought

you didn’t need to talk. But you know what? If you want, we can go somewhere only the two of us.

No, no, no! They’ll think it is even weirder if we leave together, no.

You’ll see, they’re so cool.

Did you see Redouane’s last video?

It’s not crazy, it’s not crazy…

Tada!

Okay...

We weren’t friends last year, but everyone knows what she did to you.

So if you don’t want her here, say it.

Eh, I want her here!

Okay so it’s all lies when you say that you don’t judge people…?

You guys are not that open minded, for real!

You’re right Jo. Shit, I never thought I would say that in my life.

Asshole!

- Come on, sit down.

- Thanks.

- So...

Vodka!

Who wants some? You want some?

It is not illegal to do that?

But with… 8 euros the pint, everything is permitted!

Be discreet, at least! Guys!

We really need to find a spot to party without breaking the bank.

Grandpa Max, he is going to talk about the hippodrome once again!

Get ready Tiff…you’ll have the impression to be born after the Earth and have lived nothing.

Like Bilal and me.

No bouncer at the entry, common pot for the alcohol and whatever your style is, no one was turned away…

- And there was only Sekou that found us crazy spots like that… - For real…

- Who’s Sekou?

One of our friends who moved to go in a genius school

It’s the kind of friend that you dream of having in your team at Trivia, bro!

Oh yeah, I see…

I swear, he was so smart, it was crazy!

- Hi! - Hello. - Hello! - Holà! Qué tal?

You are together? I’m kidding.

Nice to meet you. Maya.

Tiffany.

Tiff.

Tiff… The Tiff from the Insta page?

Well now, it’s Tiff, Jo’s friend.

You’re going on a trip?

Yeah. At my place.

Lola is welcoming me for the time being so I can find a place.

The son of my landlady came back from a trip, so I’m kinda homeless.

Oh, shit, sorry.

- Don’t worry, I am used to it! - She plays it cool with her small backpack.

A picture of my dead parents, it’s the only thing I need!

Don’t worry! I will treat you like a princess, my tiny orphan.

Really?

Ready?

This week in “Super Impossible”:

addiction, grief, family secrets, homosexuality…

And however, she found love.

Lola tells us… That wasn’t bad!

No, but damn, Redouane, for the thousand time, I won’t be the next subject for your story.

Oh yeah? It would be a raw story, so you’d have to say yes immediately.

Lola don’t you want to send a message, I don’t know, of hope, for our generation?

You know, elevate people, all that?

However, the girl with no arms, that had the highest grade in her exams, respect!

Damn, that was so moving, the scene where she taps her shoes in parkour with her feet!

I even cried, man! It was crazy!

But the dead parents, disabilities, addiction… You have no limits, for real.

Well yeah! We don’t bully people!

Well, I say that…

But what I mean is that between you, you are supposed to support each others, not remember your life’s worst moments…

- Relax, Tiff.

Yeah, but it is because we are friends, that we let each other say stuff like that.

It’s our way to deal with our misery, you know.

Yeah, and if we were to cry every time shit happened, better just shoot ourselves now.

At least, it would change from the razors.

What, no!

He really got you.

- Excellent! - It wasn’t bad.

- Direct, didn’t even think! - Easy!

We will have to bring that one back in “Super impossible”!

Don’t talk about “Super impossible”, it’s annoying!

He doesn’t like it! He doesn’t like it!

FRIDAY 8:56pm

Leave me alone!

- Come on, I’m tired of being the third wheel! - Ugh, it’s okay now!

Hey, that’s my glass!

Yeah, I know.

What’s your deal?

What do you mean?

Well, you can’t flirt with girls, so you give them your miasmas.

You’re funny, actually.

I just don’t have your weird sense of humor, that’s all.

Why are you here?

What, I don’t have the right to make new friends?

Yeah, of course… I’m just surprised.

I didn’t think you needed some.

We don’t even know each other, we never talked before.

We can see each other without talking to each other.

- Oh, the barman is really not bad looking, I swear! - Well, go see him!

I swear he keeps staring at me!

Something’s changed.

What misery happened in your kingdom, Queen T?

Well here, watch out, sorry but it isn’t okay with the bottle…

Come on!

- If you stay here and you consume… - Well, I consume, Sir! I consume peanuts!

You think you can squat at my bar?

- Huh? My bar is not for squatting, for real. - Come on! We’re leaving!

I hate leaving without paying! Guys, seriously!

[I'm from Barcelona - Violins]

We are going to go finish the night in my attic. If you want to come…

It’s kind of you, but my parents are waiting and…

I understand, don’t worry. Go before your carriage transforms into a pumpkin.

- You’re breathless right now? - No.

Well, we will see each other at school.

Yeah. Bye!

FRIDAY 10:12pm

Well, I keep picturing the scene in my head, and I still don’t understand how it could happen. I don’t understand!

Stop, you are not going to start again with that. She went back to school this week, it’s okay.

Well, let’s talk about school. Already with the bullying story of last year,

it was complicated. But now, its gigantic!

And really, how did you not see that she was pregnant?

What?

You are really asking me that question?

What don’t you understand about “pregnancy denial”?

No but wait, you’re her mom! And we don’t even know who the father is…

Come on now, that’ enough! You are going to stop repeating all that shit, ok?

- We need to move forward! - But how do you want her to move on?

She abandoned her child!

Well, I don’t know, we shouldn’t have accepted it, we should have asked her to keep it.

- What? - We could have taken care of it! We could have helped!

You are going to take care of it? You didn’t even have to guts to be there for her and now you want to take care of her kid?

Nonsense.

Well, that’s easy…

Easy?

It’s easy, it’s true.

Translation: skam_france_mayla, xlikeanalien. Subtitles: alllofskam Video provided by: douknowwhou. English revision: this.is.calm.and.its.gube.

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