Original subtitles

(HORN) "Topola", love!

Finally !

39 seconds late, "Topolo"!

I know, that damn alarm clock never works!

Kiss!

'' Topolo '', you never put your tie in place ! - Come on, "Topola".

- Ring, there is the pedestrian crossing. - If you don't take your head off, I don't see.

- What's up ? - Pimple! - Ouch, you hurt me! I see nothing !

- Play, there is an intersection. - Your fixation is yours!

Some morning you will make me a nose like that!

No smoking in the morning, it hurts the stomach.

- Little surprise! - Another medicine. - This is miraculous, "Topolo".

But what is this stuff?

It is sedative and also somewhat aphrodisiac.

- The arrow. - Yup.

You will see that these two days at sea will do you good.

I booked at the Delfino di Rapallo, I said we will arrive at 14:10.

At 11:30 we leave work, at 14:00 we are at the toll booth ...

..14: 10 to the pension, perfect! - '' Perfect ''!

- Will you make it? - Of course I can. - You can not do this !

- You can't do it with that light. - Can't you see it's green?

But then it turns yellow, brake! (YELL OUT)

(THUND)

- Mom ! - You see, it's yellow. - Thanks to the '' cabbage ''!

Hey, gun, what are you up to? Brakes with a green light?

Excuse me, you are right.

But my girlfriend said: `` The yellow, the green ... ''

- We screwed up! - What does this say?

- He said we are right, dear sir. - Oh yes !

(in Milanese) Come here, '' southerner ''.

Don't do the translation, this gets pissed off! Excuse me sir !

- So who is right? - Simple, the buffer pays!

- There are at least 173,000 lire of damage. - Even less.

- What do you do, pay? - In the meantime I'll give you a deposit!

(THUND)

Blessed Madonna dell'lncoronata! Here the waters get tangled!

- He said he was delinquent, rude and idiot! - But no !

(Man) To me?

- (Man) Cretin to me? - (Clelia) Villano! - Stop that !

Where are you going ? Come here !

Come, peasant of a thug!

No, that's worse! Let us try to reason, among gentlemen ...

(NlCOLA SCREAMS) Blessed Madonna!

Come on, it's not worth arguing.

(Clelia) We'll see you in court!

- He gave you the deposit! - Luckily he didn't pay me!

- (Nicola) What is it? It will not start ? - You there ! - What's up ?

What are you doing, are you running away? Shit!

- Shit told you, let's go back. - But no ! He must have said peasant!

Even if it were, what does it matter? It means that I digest well!

What is it miss?

There are complications for engineer Tokimoto.

The engineer of the firm in Tokyo.

- He comes to Milan and stays 24 hours. - So ?

- Arrive in 6 hours. - Get the apartment upstairs ready.

- Warn those in Public Relations. - Here is the problem!

Gavazzi is on vacation, Dr. Ruta has a very serious mother-in-law.

- Send us Martinelli. - Speaks only German. She will have to go.

- Are you kidding?! - So who goes there?

I don't want to ruin my Saturday night by frolicking this ...

- What did you say his name was? - Tokimoto. - Never heard !

- It must be a small fish. - So ? - We're looking for someone.

The first fool who gives up his weekend and speaks some English.

And that he is willing to sacrifice himself for the company.

In short, a guy who does not plant trouble.

- Here, that! What's your name ? - It's the accountant La Brocca.

Then send me this accountant La Brocca.

- No, no, no and no! - Try to reason. - You know me !

When I have something planned I do it anyway. I go alone.

- He didn't let me speak. - Tell him now that you refuse!

There he is ! Come on, assert your rights. Prove yourself a man!

- Sure ! - Perfect ? - Perfect !

Director, I can't go with the Japanese engineer.

Do you know that if they take our license away, you will find yourself with your ass on the ground?

She will go there! And then there is no longer anyone in the company who speaks English.

In fact, hurry up! The scarrozzi for Milan, let him have fun!

Do not doubt, it will be done! Goodbye ! The hand !

- Okay, here's the hand. - No ! I have my hand inside the door!

Don't get so excited! See you later.

Taxi !

Clelia! Clelia! Taxi, one moment!

'' Topola '' why do we have to fight?

(NlCOLA screams) The hand!

(NlCOLA SCREAMS)

(Clelia) Station!

(NlCOLA Sl COMPLAINT FROM PAIN)

(NlCOLA Sl COMPLAINT FROM PAIN)

(Nicola) I knew, the plane has already arrived.

Here are the Japanese.

Tokimoto?

Mister Tokimoto?

(in English) Is it Mister Tokimoto? Thank you.

Mister Tokimoto? lngegner Tokimoto?

(in English) Is it engineer Tokimoto from Zaikoto? - Zaikoto?

- I'm the accountant ... - (in English) Zaikoto, $ 60.

(in English) This $ 20. And this $ 40.

- (in English) Do you want to buy one? - Fuck off! - '' To you and soreta ''.

Mah! lngegner Tokimoto?

- Finally ! - Have you seen the Japanese engineer?

- In here I see so many! - This house is beautiful!

This is the guest apartment . I explain everything and then I go.

It is the Zaikoto prototype of the house of the future.

The doors open by clapping. So.

- To close them is the same thing. - How nice ... - Shut up, come on!

This is the emergency bed. To open it you blow.

- To close it again, ditto! - It's easy, because ... - Shut up.

Here the windows are always closed, so there is an aerator.

- Ambrose, are you a bit 'culattone? - It's for the aerator.

I do !

- Beautiful ! But there are many things to remember . - For the lights ... Sch!

- I haven't spoken now! - Just do '' sch '' in the direction. Look.

To turn them off, in the same way.

Then, for whatever, here are the instructions in three languages.

- Get to her, accountant! - Hi, Ambrose, see you.

Ambrose, I did not understand if the engineer has arrived.

- I have not seen anyone, arrive. - Hello.

Better that way! Now I call "Topola", she will be happy.

'' Urca ''! Either it is under control or it is vacuum packed.

(laughing) What bullshit I'm talking about! Of course today the technique ...

Sch! Sch! Do you want to resist me? (NlCOLA MAKES A PERNACCHlA)

Have you seen? The human brain is ahead of you.

'' Perfect him ''!

- Good morning Miss. - Hi, Gustavo, how are you?

- Now that you're here, it's better. - What are you doing, are you crazy?

- Miss, I have a call for you from Milan. - For me ? - Yup.

It must be my fiancé.

- You're welcome, miss. - Thank you.

- Hello. - (Nicola) I'll call you from the apartment. - Finally !

- (Clelia) Has it arrived? - No. That's why I phoned.

Yes, I come ! I'm there in two hours.

Remember the sunscreen, otherwise you will burn everything!

I know, sunscreen, osteoarthritis cream ...

..and then we will do '' turcole '' things. - (Clelia) I'll wait for you.

Sorry, the doorbell rang. Wait in line.

'Orange man with a mustache, called me, you La Blaca.'

- I do not understand. - '' Tu La Blaca? ''

I get it. (in English) My name is La Brocca.

(in English) Excuse me, I'm the engineer Tokimoto.

- Tokimoto?! The design engineer from Zaikoto? - Yup.

- But she is a woman. - '' the woman. Are you sorry? ''

No, I'm glad. I didn't let her in because I was dazed.

I didn't expect such a woman engineer.

- I am pleased to make your acquaintance. - Pleasure.

Let alone! I knew it ! Excuse me !

Electronic air conditioning!

I was at the airport, and I even made a sign.

'' Excuse me, honorable accountant, I have been waiting at customs for this. ''

- '' Very suspicious financiers ''. - (Clelia) Hello? - It does not matter.

This apartment is available to guests of honor.

- You have to go now? - No. I'm the public relations guy.

- Today is Saturday. '' No children! '' - (Nicola) No.

- '' No wife ''! - No, I'm alone, I'm free.

I am free as a bird!

- (Clelia) Hello? - Excuse me, I have to answer.

Please take your time.

'' lo as deaf, don't hear. ''

"Topolo, can you hear me?"

Soon ?

- Finished ! - '' him a little tired. Wanting to shower. ''

Certainly. The bedroom is over there.

Thank you.

It is beyond.

- (Tokimoto) Allowed. - You are welcome.

This is drugs, yes.

Eastern drug.

It is freeze-dried.

This is hashish, KB or LSD.

(PHONE RING) Hello? Who's talking ?

(Clelia) I'm "Topola". Why did you hang up?

- I didn't hang up. - (Clelia) I heard a woman's voice.

No, it's all supersonic here, voices intrude.

- (Clelia) We agree, you will arrive in two hours! - I can not.

- (Clelia) Can't you?! - No, the Japanese arrived.

- (Clelia) So you're not coming? - How can I do ? I leave it here.

Okay, I understand, I have a lot of fun here even alone.

This guesthouse is full of beautiful youth.

Then there is a professional who gives me a merciless court.

If anyone makes me do a "silly" thing, it will be your fault.

It 'does not matter. I have to go now. Hello.

- (Clelia) Can you tell me how it is? - A normal Japanese.

'' Bruttarello '', midget, with two buttocks ... two almond-shaped eyes.

- (Clelia) I don't envy you, '' Topolo ''. - All right bye.

- Kiss. - I ca n't, otherwise a north wind comes out.

- When will I call you back? - Never ! Better not call yourself.

- (Clelia) Hi, '' Topolo ''. - Hello.

(Nicola) You understand the engineer! This is Japanese provocation.

If I had the courage ... '' I take it all. ''

Yup !

Engineer, you won't be saved with me!

How do you take this stuff?

Eastern cocaine, I already feel all agitated.

- What's up ? - ''What have you done ? Did you eat grandpa? ''

- What grandfather? - '' Those, ashes of poor dead grandfather. ''

I ate the ashes of a deceased! I feel sick !

I thought it was exciting.

'' I had an Italian grandfather from Milan. ''

'' Therefore I am not very yellow and speak a little Italian. ''

'' He came to Japan many years ago. ''

'' Known geisha, such as Pinkerton. Do you know Pinkerton? ''

- Yes, the television one. - No.

Pinkerton is from Butterfly.

'' The geisha grandmother. He married her and had a daughter, my mother. ''

'' Now he dead. He gave me his last wish. ''

'' Cremate his body. ''

'' I, dressed as a geisha, throw ashes into the clear Naviglio river. ''

- '' So, I'm Milan. '' - It's a romantic story.

I'm sick, I have a duodenal ulcer. It will be punctured.

- By the way, how did he die? - By Mochitachi. - Is it contagious ?

- ''Very. No, not good, poison medicines . It hurts. '' - I'm sick.

I have a duodenal ulcer, a broken liver , I feel like throwing up.

Eastern lo. We Easterners good remedy for every ailment of the body. ''

'' You very beautiful! Look like my Buddha statue. ''

That I look like Buddha is fine, but I don't say very beautiful.

'' Now, with acupuncture, you no longer feel sick. ''

(Nicola) I like this pin in my hair.

- '' You feel bad? '' - No. I feel a little ticklish.

'' This is a very inspiring point for love zone. ''

How nice ! I look like a rhino.

- How do you feel now ? - The small lake stimulates!

I feel a strange shuffling.

- '' You will see, your ailments over, this very good cure. '' - Yes.

Put on, don't worry.

Do you like this point?

Bello !

- Extend your eyesight. - Not only.

- It's nice. - Everything good ? - Perfect view!

Stomach, liver, all right.

'' I said: oriental medicine. ''

- '' Now I'm going over there, you stay relaxed. '' - Sounds easy.

(NlCOLA FlSCHlA)

(NlCOLA SCREAMS)

- But what is that one doing? - He's having his grandfather's funeral.

- But where is the coffin? - There is not. There is ash.

Poor grandfather. (NLCOLA SUSPlRA)

(NlCOLA TOSSlSCE)

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

'' You too cry for poor grandfather ''.

Yes. I cry.

- Miss Benelli, again for you from Milan. - Thank you.

- Don't keep your phone busy. - All right. Is that you, "Topolo"?

- You did ? - I'm working it.

Worse for you. Here I am in excellent company.

I found a suitor who looks like John Travolta's double.

I could see what a bearing!

- Okay, I'll call you later. - (Tokimoto) Nicola, look.

- You like ? - (Clelia) Can you hear me? - Wonderful ! I have no words.

Hello, dear, I'll call you back.

(Clelia) Nicola, who are you talking to?

(THUND)

- I'm fainting, love! - Nicola! Nicola!

- Great son of a bitch! - What did I do to her? - Not you, him!

My boyfriend! He's having a good time with a female.

If you want, I'll break his face. Come on.

(GUSTAVO FlSCHlA) Those are my brothers.

- They'll help us out. - Very well, then it will be a massacre. Let's go!

- '' Here, these gift flowers for you. '' - Thank you.

'' I'll leave tomorrow and I want you to remember me. ''

Too bad, you are a terrific engineer.

- Chrysanthemums? - '' Don't like chrysanthemums? '' - Yes.

ln ltalia chrysanthemums bring good luck. Thank you.

You are welcome.

- Here we go. - Here we go.

- How does he walk? - Since you are from Japan ...

But what do they care?

--Sayonara! Sayonara. --Sayonara.

Fly, honorable birds. And make lots of nests in the trees.

Fly, ladies, fly! (NlCOLA SCREAMS)

'' Not very honorable dog. ''

- Neither does the master. - Look. - Yes, I come.

Wonderful initiative. Truly poetic.

Repopulate the parks of Milan with birds.

- Beautiful, really beautiful! - It was her. - Congratulations.

- Thank you. - What is it ? - Lucky charm.

Then, 56 canaries, 12 finches, 18 robins and 2 doves.

- That's 590,000 plus VAT. - Sayonara.

- This is a strip of Puglia in the center of Milan. - Here it is.

- These were homemade. - Thank you. - Enjoy your meal.

- You will feel what a delight, they are the orecchiette. - Orecchiette?

- (in English) Small ears. - '' You cannibal. '' - But no!

It's like your rice, it's just a little bit bigger.

It is an Apulian pasta that we make with durum wheat.

- mixed with '' Chateau la fontaine ''. - That ?

- Water from the fountain. - '' Perfect ''.

(APPLAUSl)

It's coming to my mind ... I don't know how to say it. Do you like to dream?

To me a lot, there are those who dream of being a general, ...

..who dreams of being a billionaire.

I would like it so much ...

- I'd like to ... - Yes? - Open an orecchiette restaurant.

- Good evening. - What do you find us in this place? It is so kitch!

It's just for a change once, nothing ever suits you.

'' You very sweet. ''

- Look, get that gentleman over. - Immediately.

- Who is he, your friend? - No, he's a shit cleaner!

- Okay, I'll wait for you at the bar. - Yes. What a pain in the ass.

(PUGLESE SONG)

Good evening, manager.

Accountant, if I'm not mistaken, you 've had a big job.

Instead of carrying the engineer around , he goes out with the girls.

- Let me ... - I want to know where the engineer is!

But if you don't let me explain!

The engineer who came from Japan is that.

- That one there? - She.

(Director) Osteria! Really good!

- What a piece of engineer! - Beautiful, huh?

- Tell me, is it boring? - It is a wonderful thing.

The end of the world.

Look, if I'm not mistaken, he told me he had a commitment.

I've already sorted everything out.

Don't congratulate me, I'll take care of the engineer.

- We were already eating. - I understand, he is afraid of being alone.

- That's not it. - Don't tell me anything. - So we never talk!

- Accountant, I'll give you the '' baby ''. - Who is it ? - Like who is it?

An incandescent '' pupa ''. Guaranteed evening with an extra sexy ending.

And then, accountant, all paid!

- What interests me? I do n't know her. - But did you look at it well?

- I don't even know who he is? - Baby? - Come here.

- Meet our accountant La Brocca. - Very happy.

- He'll keep you company for the rest of the night. - No, director.

- I don't like the '' jar ''. - Jar to me?

- Look who's talking, idiot! - He did not want...

Go to hell with you too! Stupid!

- Are you happy? - Very happy. - You are left without company.

Tokimoto is waiting for me.

- We said that I will take care of Tokimoto . - Actually no !

- Look, I'm sending her away! - Director, do as you like.

Let's talk man to man.

Once I get such a gorgeous woman, ...

..which will be because he has almond-shaped eyes , he sees me beautiful.

Leave tomorrow, it's the last night, forget me.

Okay, he convinced me. You can see that it keeps us crazy.

Have dinner with his engineer. In fact, come with me.

There is everything in this icebox. Hares, pheasants, caviar, truffles.

- You are my guest. - The truffle is a great idea! I can choose ?

- Please, please, choose her. Lower still. - What ?

(WORDS NOT UDlBlLl)

- Miss Tokimoto? - Yup.

(in English) I am the director of the Italian branch Zaikoto.

(in English) Glad to meet you. Is English ?

- (English) I'm Italian. - '' You can speak Italian. ''

Speak Italian ? Fantastic ! Can I sit here?

Yes. '' This place Nicola, please. ''

- Nicola had to leave, unfortunately he won't be back. - Why ?

He had to flee to Switzerland. You know, freezing of funds.

Oh, no !

- She begged me to say hello very much. - '' You friend Nicola? ''

Much more, brother! He is a man of great qualities.

'' Extraordinary man. But did it go away like that? ''

Don't worry, we could end the night together and ...

..then I'll take her home where Nicola will join us.

- It's true ? - So he assured me.

I finished it. More hungry. Here we go.''

Sch.

Here, we could sit on these comfortable cushions!

- '' Nicola will wait here. '' - It is not said that he will arrive immediately.

Sometimes they waste hours at the customs of Chiasso .

I'm there to keep her company. (PHONE RING)

- '' Maybe Nicola. '' - Nicola!

''Hello ! Hello !''

Soon ?

They are there, the "dirty girl" replied.

My Madonna!

Lord, what are you doing in there? Come, do you want to freeze to death?

(NlCOLA Sl COMPLAINT) What is it? How are you ? Who did it ?

Unfortunate! Cursed ! Son of a bitch ! The director!

To be alone with Tokimoto he would kill me at moments.

- He left me freezing! - Stay up! Stay up!

Oh, what the fuck are you doing?

- Let me. - For me ? - Yes, I want to toast our meeting.

'' No, I don't toast with anyone, only with Nicola! ''

But look, he probably doesn't come. Maybe he was on the phone.

And I wouldn't trust that southerner one bit.

don't believe you. Nicola very delicious. ''

But is there really no hope for me then ?

- I'm so alone. - '' You ugly pig, want to try it with me. ''

it?! I am a very serious person.

'' Now I get tired, go to bed. Do not try to come, because I will lead. ''

(BELL) Who is it at this hour?

- Good evening, wish? - Porcone!

But who are you? What do you want ?

Incredible! What could he have found better?

(THUND)

(in Milanese) Oh, sir! But what have I done wrong?

Take this! (THE DIRECTOR SCREAMS)

It's this one ! (THE DIRECTOR YELLS)

- Nicola? - Tokimoto, love, if you only knew what I've been through!

You're finally back! Is everything okay with frozen funds?

Frozen! Frozen foods ! Fuck ...

- What is that abominable director doing here? - I do not know.

- And who are those? - Better go over there.

Warning !

You knew how I dreamed of you, love.

- '' You have frozen hands. '' - If you only knew what I went through!

- So, did you find it? - He's locked in the bed inside the wall ...

Well very well.

- No ! The director! - This is Clelia's voice.

- Who is it ? - She is an employee who wants to marry me at all costs.

A crazy woman!

You consider yourself fired, as for your boyfriend ...

By the way, where is the pig?

'' What be all this mess? ''

Engineer, I'm sorry.

I don't know how it could have happened.

"Allow me, introduce my Aunt Yukishu."

'' She came to visit me and now go! ''

Plenty of pleasure.

(CONCLUDED WORDS)

And he ! Nicola! He disguised himself, kill him!

Quick, let's get it!

- What are you doing? - Fetentone!

- I'll take off '' an ear ''! - Remember who I am.

That's why I'm taking it off!

(SCREAM)

(THUND)

(SCREAM)

- Oh! - Thank God that this is in the way. Mephistopheles!

Oh God, the balls!

(SCREAM AND THUND)

To the two of us!

(THUND)

Accountant La Brocca, you are fired!

(PERNACCHlA)

Here I am !

Here are the orecchiette. With turnip greens, with sauce or seaweed.

Honorable sir, honorable engineer has arrived.

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen I come and go.

- Hi Dad. - Michelino, Domenichella, beautiful.

- crowned! - Hello. - Time to go home, honorable husband.

- Too much work, tired. Quite right ? - (in chorus) '' Giustolo ''!

(THEY SPEAK GLAPONESE) '' Perfect ''.

(in chorus) Perfect!

(STRlDlO DEl PNEUMATlCl)

(in Milanese) But fuck you!

(HORN AND BRAKING NOISE)

(THUND) (Man) Stop! Stop!

(Man in the car) Thug!

Unfortunate!

(THUND)

Mario !

What is it ? Do you feel bad? Mario, answer.

I arrived ! You know, I was falling asleep.

I took a shit trip.

There was a goddamn fog on the highway.

Then, from Piacenza to Bologna I found the deluge.

In Lodi ... a tire blew up. It took me two hours to change it.

I wish I had a driver's license! I would have given you the change.

But look! You broke it all! It will take a "hundred thousand" to say the least.

Tomorrow the bill of this '' beast '' expires . Here she is !

- I know, but I'm sleepy. - They are 470,000 lire.

We have less than 300,000 in cash. If we don't pay, they seize it from us.

I kill myself with an effort, what can I do more?

Bye I'm going to sleep.

(NOISE FROM OUTSIDE)

(NOISE FROM PASSl)

What do they do ?

(NOISE FROM PASSl)

What the fuck is going on?

Open up!

Here, at Di Biasi!

But what is it here? The shared swimming pool.

Mrs ? Is there anyone ?

Mamma Mia !

- What are you doing? Is she crazy? - I want to die, let me die.

But she is crazy! Stand still!

(crying) You can't even die in peace. Leave me alone.

- Calm down. - Go away, please, I want to die.

Calm down, otherwise I call the '' neuro delusions ''.

(THE WOMAN COUGHES) Here.

But what does it do? Do you kiss me?

(in Sicilian) Does it seem nice to take advantage of a dying woman?

- I was giving her artificial respiration . - I breathe very well.

- And now go away I have to kill myself . - Why do you want to do this?

- What does it matter to you? - Nothing. He is so young.

Not even bad.

- Indeed, a beautiful daughter. - Then he sees me like this, messy ...

(crying) What do I have to live to do?

Anyway, if I don't kill myself, my father will kill me.

- Do you see this? - His father. - No, he's a son of a bitch.

- Camillo Magnaghi, accountant and my boyfriend. - Handsome man.

After 8 months of engagement, I found out he has a wife and 3 children!

Look, is there something to dry? A rag, a bucket.

- Why do you want to dry? - Because I live downstairs.

Water leaks from the ceiling. I got it ?

(Mario) And I have to rest.

The fact is, a telegram arrived this morning .

- (Mario) From where? - From Sicily.

My father and my mother come here.

I called Camillo to get him to come here right away.

- Do you know what he replied? - No. - That today is Sunday.

He has to stay in the family.

- My father kills me! - I don't follow her.

Two months ago I wrote him a letter saying I was married.

Now, when dad comes, he finds me without a husband and kills me.

Sorry, you couldn't say ... Maybe I've found the solution.

He tells his father that Camillo is away on business.

He does not reply me ? (NOISE)

Miss?

Miss? But what does it do? She is really crazy! Come inside.

You leave me !

Cabbage solution! Husbands stay home on Sundays.

- Put on your slippers. - (crying) Why doesn't he go away?

I can't leave it like that. Put on your robe if you don't get sick.

- I have to die anyway. - I'll take you there.

That's enough !

Enza, my daughter!

- Hi Dad. - You look good.

- You are Camillo! - My daughter ! - Mom !

- And your husband ? - Yes. - Kiss him too. - Sure.

As you keep yourself young, you don't look like a 40-year-old man.

- I wear them well. - Let's go over there. Come on.

Camillo !

I am pleased, you got yourself a nice little flower!

(with Sicilian accent) Bella, my little girl.

I am happy. You know, people were whispering in the town ...

..that this husband of Enza did not exist.

- Really ? - If I did n't find it, I was crazy.

Word of Nicola Paternò. Nice !

And you ! Couldn't you have come to pay us a visit?

'' Wood I would give you! '' I'm really happy.

What happened ? What is all this water?

- We were cleaning the house. - We do the cleaning on Sundays.

- Mom, I'm going to make coffee. - No, wait, I'll make it.

- You go get dressed. - I'm going to dry my hair.

(with Sicilian accent) The wave broke!

- My father liked you very much. - How long is this charade going to last?

- I'd like to go back to sleep. - Right now you want to screw it up?

- So you want to see me dead? - No. - Go shave.

Over there is Camillo's razor and foam.

Camillo's foam!

Camillo! Better hide from you!

Look, I've thought about it. There is no reason for me to stay here.

I like you for that. Do things for no reason.

Okay, I'm shaving. How do I introduce myself, in my pajamas?

You are right. In the closet there is a dressing gown by Camillo. Here she is.

Second.

And thanks !

(with Sicilian accent) Oh, how did it combine

Enzuccia, did you get married Sandokan? (ALL RlDONO)

- All my clothes are down in ... - Laundry room.

In the laundries they are just sucking money.

I bought your mother an 8-channel automatic washing machine.

- Do you want ? - No, thanks, I don't smoke.

Better. I save a cigarette.

You have to do me a favor.

I want to see your wedding photographs .

- There are no photos. - Why ? - I lent them to a friend of mine.

Sin ! Tell me something, are your parents alive?

Yes, they were sick, but now they are healed. Where are you going ?

I take the cups to the kitchen!

Permission!

What a good husband you have. He is helpful.

Yes, continental.

Thats enough. I go to sleep.

- Rosalia's wedding. - What a nice dress.

An unforgettable ceremony, right?

We go to sleep.

The key.

The window !

Closed !

Back to top.

Here we are.

It's open.

We hope well !

Doesn't Miss Enza live here?

Downstairs.

- I miscalculated. Do you mind if I pass by here? - Steps.

Thank you.

Pleased to meet you, Solvetti Mario. No, take it easy.

One above, one below, I went up two floors ...

Maybe it's there ...

Let's see the inside.

Quite right.

Yeah, I closed it. The window !

Over there !

(Mother) Her cousin Maddalena has also settled down.

- (Enza) Yes she is married? - (Father) No, she became a nun.

By the way, today is Sunday. We have to go to mass.

- Go get ready. - Sure. We have to thank the Lord.

- I don't think Camillo wants to go to mass. - Are you a communist?

- No. - Then he has to come. If he is a good Christian, he comes.

- (Mother) Dad is right. - Yes, I'm going to call him.

- I hope I'm wrong, but for me he is a communist. - But no !

Wake up ! Up !

What time is it ? Oh! You again ? Please let us sleep.

It's not possible, we have to get out.

So I'm going to sleep in my house. By the way, where is the key?

Do you take the stuff out of my pockets?

I thought maybe you wanted to leave. Have you tried?

it? Imagine!

I get it, you know. You are a good guy.

Look, if you don't let me sleep for a couple of hours, I might as well die.

- I can not handle it anymore. - You will sleep after mass. - What mass?

Mom and Dad want us all to go to mass.

(Priest) God the Father Almighty bless you ...

..in the name of the Father of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

- Go in peace, the mass is over. - Amen.

- What is Camillo doing, is he asleep? - No, he's praying.

Stand up !

Here we go !

- Shall we go home now? - Yup.

- Hello. - Hi Silvia.

- You in church? - You know, "one-off".

- And who is this girl? - Who ? - Who is this? - I do not know.

- It is my wife. - Pleasure. Plenty of pleasure.

- Look ... Excuse me a moment. - Yes, go.

- Silvia, I'll explain everything. - There's nothing to explain.

- You could have told me you're married. - That's not my wife.

I do not care ! I don't like lies!

- Look, I don't even know her. - Goodbye, idiot!

(Father) `` Good things are coming! ''

You will taste what a taste! They are all special dishes!

- Little. - No, you have to eat a lot. - Taste the caponata.

He made it with his hands.

Stuffed squid goes well with caponata .

- Enough, I'm really full. - Camillo! - I can not handle it anymore.

You have to taste one last thing. Close your eyes and open your mouth.

(MARlO RUSSA)

(RlDONO)

- (Father) Camillo, what are you doing, Russians? - Camillo?

Did you hear that delicacy?

- Good. - And now you have to have a nice coffee.

- No. - (Father) Why? - Then I don't sleep ...

(ALL RlDONO)

(PHONE SQUlLLl)

And now you take a good nap, at least until dinner time.

Yes thanks.

- I know you're so mad at me. - it? No.

You have to endure a little longer, my parents leave tomorrow morning.

- And tonight? - I'll settle down here.

When they are asleep you can go home.

Tomorrow morning I will say that you had to go to work early.

To work ? My partner must have been looking for me.

Can I make a phone call ?

- You are the master here! - You know, I haven't been home.

Today is Sunday, you will be closed. (THE PHONE RINGS THE TREE)

(MARlO RUSSA)

Mario !

(Carlo from the street) Mario!

Carlo ?

- Answer, I'm Mario. (Carlo from the street) Mario!

(Carlo from the street) Mario!

I'll be right there!

Mario! You did it, huh? Get down now!

- What's up ? - Hurry up, it's important.

I get off!

(THUND) Holy cow!

I knew it !

- (Enza) What can you tell me about Concettina? - (Mother) She is pregnant.

(Mother) Hope this time it's a boy.

- (Mother) She already has 8 girls. - (Enza) Otto?

Camillo. Didn't you go to bed?

- I'm going to buy cigarettes. - You said you didn't smoke.

- In the morning, in the afternoon I love to smoke one. - Smoke this.

- No, I only smoke Marlboros. - These are Marlboros. - Thank you.

- You only have one. - I still have some. - I'll go buy them, see you later.

Finally ! I 've been calling you for more than half an hour .

You slept like a rock, right?

- Come on let's go. - Where is it ? - A stroke of luck!

I managed an urgent transport. Delicate stuff!

200,000 lire, so tomorrow we pay the bill.

- Camillo seems like a good boy to me. - Yeah, that's nice.

- And kind. - He loves you. - Enza, is the tobacconist far away?

No, it's here on the corner. Why ?

Your husband went out to buy cigarettes an hour ago !

(THUND) - What happened? - Nothing.

- Why don't you come back? - He must have found it closed.

Today is Sunday, he will have gone to the center.

(Policeman) What a disaster!

- Is dead ? - Can't you see he's sleeping?

Is the center of Milan so far away?

Your husband reminds me of one who told his wife he was going out ...

- He came back after five years. - With a whore. - '' He hangs out with whores. ''

- He's a northerner, not serious. - I said so.

Enough, I can't take it anymore.

I have to take off a burden, then if you want to kill me I 'm ready!

- My daughter, what is it? - Camillo is not ...

(BELL) It's him, he's back.

- What happened to you ? - Nothing.

- 60 broken toilets and a shitty truck ! - What truck?

- Do you want to explain? - An accident with a truck?

- You have to go to the hospital right away. - No, I'm fine, thanks.

You have to be blind not to see a truck.

(BELL)

- Camillo Magnaghi? - And he.

Oh God ! Love, are you in a lot of pain?

- But who is that? - Who the fuck knows him! - Come.

Everyone is crazy here! There is something underneath!

- By the way, Enza, what did you want to tell us just now? - Nothing.

- Why should I kill you? - Nothing.

Enza, Enza ...

But are you sure we have to sleep in your room?

This sofa seems too tight for you.

That's fine for us, thanks. Go to sleep.

- Really? - No, Mom, you're guests. We settle down here.

- Then good night. - Good night. - Good night.

Now, God willing, the play is over.

- So can I go? - Wait up.

- Your key. - Yes thanks.

- Excuse me if I have caused you so many problems. - Imagine, not many.

- I made you waste the whole day . - It was Sunday anyway.

- I made you fight with your girlfriend. - Imagine!

- You also took a punch on behalf of Camillo. - A misunderstanding.

- You broke your truck too. - The truck repairs itself.

- Well, hello, see you. Call me sometime. - All right.

- Well, aren't you going to your house? - If you really want to kick me out, I'll go.

How can you think I'm kicking you out after what you did for me?

- Are you doing it just out of gratitude? - Why are you so stupid?

- Aren't you sleepy? - it? I slept on the truck.

Enza? Are you asleep, huh? Now I wake you up, my love.

Nice ass. Did you grow up? I didn't remember him so great.

My love. But I like it more.

Nicolino! Nicolino!

What do you want from your Nicolino?

Who's this ?

- '' Fetusa '', whore! - What do you think ? - In my bed !

There must be a misunderstanding.

I'll have the wrong house, calm down.

- Santa Rosalia, help me. - I `ll kill you.

Give me a knife! '' I have to snatch her heart. ''

The soul from that sinful mouth I let you out.

- You wanted to escape, huh? - Calm down, Nicolino! - I'll tear you apart.

But don't talk bullshit, me the lover of that old woman?

I am a youthful type!

Coward, instead of defending her are you mistreating her?

(SCREAM AND DlALOGHl NCOMPRENSlBlLl)

- I'm killing my wife's lover . - What the fuck are you saying?

I am the lover of this one. Tell this madman!

Enza? Tell me that's not true. Defend your honor.

Yes, it's true.

- Here, then it's your turn. - What should I do ?

Your wife has horned you, kill her first and then him.

- Don't do it, forgive her! - You shut up. - To who ?

- Who am I going to kill! - I knew you were a good boy.

What is happening here?

- Who is this man in pajamas? - Enza's husband.

You are married ?

Pretend you don't know, huh?

My daughter got married to the accountant Camillo Magnaghi. He.

- Camillo Magnaghi is me. - You are a liar !

Camillo, tell him it's you.

- I'm neither Camillo nor an accountant. - Aren't you an accountant?

No, I'm a truck driver.

In fact, not even that, since my truck broke down.

- Aren't you married to Enza? - That's enough ! I am not married!

Everything is clear. You're the trucker whore!

But how ? Aren't you her husband and you lie down next to her?

(MARCO SCREAMS)

That's enough ! She doesn't kill anyone because ...

I slept with Enza because I love her.

- '' He said he loves her. '' - I don't give a damn!

Let's get out of this dishonored house.

Come on, get dressed. Get dressed and let's go.

So you made me horns? Brava!

And I had to invent an excuse for my wife to come here.

You were supposed to come this morning. But you slammed the phone in my face.

- You are right. Listen, Ciccina. - Don't call me Ciccina!

- I forgive you ! - Too comfortable. It is I who do not forgive you.

- I'm leaving. - You have to stay here.

Do you want witnesses? Speak, what do you expect of me?

I don't make her miss anything, I give her everything she asks of me.

You don't understand anything.

I just wanted a little love from you.

Holy shit, I don't want to cry. You don't deserve a single tear.

Don't be like this '' Ciccina ''. I'll give you a nice gift, do you want?

One ring, one diamond. Of course I will have to make some sacrifices.

My wife asked me for the mink, but I'll buy her the lamb instead.

You don't care that I slept with him.

What does it mean ? Every now and then I do some escapade too.

You don't want to realize. This wasn't an escapade.

Now go away! Get out !

(MOTHER PlANGE) Hi dad. Hello Mom.

It's easy, huh? After what you demanded of me.

The apartment, the wardrobe, the maid by the hour ...

- And now you put me at the door? - You're right, it's all your stuff.

You can take it all back. The house, the fur, the ring.

- The robe, and also the shirt. - No, wait !

Sorry. Here. lnfila.

- This is my stuff, personal. Brava! - Thank you. - Here we go.

No, wait, I forgot.

- I have to return something they gave me for her. - What he wants ?

We can go.

Go get the bathroom ready, quick.

(PLAY THE PLANOFORTE)

Happy day, Mr. Constantin, it is 8:00 am.

Hello, where are we?

We are flying over the Pyrenees.

(INTERCOM SQUELL)

(Intercom) This is the commander. I'll give you the flight data.

(Intercom) Altitude 17 45 feet, speed 800 Km per hour.

- How soon will we arrive? - 43 minutes, 16 first courses, 2 seconds.

- Couldn't it be more precise? - And 4 cents.

(PHONE RING) Mister Constantin, your agent.

Pass him on line 24.

Yup,

The New York Metropolitan wants ballet.

It offers the best. Ask for double.

Ballet girls would like to wish you a good day.

Well, let them in.

Jaqueline, always late.

One two Three.

(THE GIRLS SING IN A STRANGE LANGUAGE)

- Jaqueline? - But you're crazy, crazy!

You think them all to stand out. You don't just arrive late.

But you forget that ballet girls have to be alike.

I, Ambros, your choreographer I destroy myself to make you equal!

- And you come up with those horrible things? - I'm nearsighted !

- (Ambros) There are also contact lenses. - That's enough.

Sorry, Constantin, I didn't want to bother you, you are superior.

Girls, go and change, we will soon arrive in Milan.

Good morning, master. The bathroom is ready.

- Did you sleep badly? - Why ?

I see you black. (THE ROOM RlDE)

This is good. Good!

It is possible that for 5 years, every morning, you have been laughing at the same joke.

(laughing) Yes, it always makes me laugh. Is fantastic !

- (laughing) It's good! - Yes, good. It always makes me laugh.

It makes me freak out, exceptional.

- Do you want me to wash your back? - No. - As mentioned.

Here they are, they are, they arrive.

(Photographer) It's Mr. Constantin with the ballet girls.

(MlSTER CONSTANTlN SPEAKS ENGLISH)

(in French) Come on, ladies!

(WORDS COMPREHENSlBlLl)

(WORDS COMPREHENSlBlLl)

- Here it is, here it is. - Why are there 13 girls in the ballet?

It's my lucky number. I was born on day 13.

I created the '' Port Bonneur '' on June 13, 1976. 7 + 6 = 13.

In Paris I live in Rue des Anglais at number 14. 4 + 1 = 5.

- What does it has to do with it ? - Nothing, even 5 can be lucky. Other ?

- Why did he never get married? - Girls are my family.

He is said to have large deposits in Swiss banks.

It's false ! Switzerland has large deposits in my banks.

- Another question. - Guys, let him live.

Go there, we'll see you at the press conference.

- Do you want me to come with you for a camphor massage? - No !

Forget it ! Girls, you are free for two hours!

But don't just disappear as usual. At 10:00 we have rehearsals.

- What apartment do you prefer, Mr. Constantin? - The usual.

- The imperial suite for Mr. Constantin. - Is there any mail for me.

- Is it today? - No, it's a week.

- There must have been a post strike . Provide! - Immediately !

- I take care of everything. - At what ? - At all. - Will you take care of it? - Yup.

- What am I thinking about? - To something else. - Well. - Thank you.

- Arthur, do you have a match? - One moment.

I turn it on.

Excuse me !

- Arthur, you turn it on. - But are you the famous Constantin?

The great, wonderful, wonderful Constantin.

- Keep going. - He is the exceptional, the only, the divine Constantin.

- ln person. - Can I touch it? - Here.

But then she exists!

I've been chasing her for years. I burn it for her! What am I saying?

I burn it, I blaze, I 'm crazy about her!

I want a gallant meeting with her.

- Can I hope? - Let's see, I consult my agenda.

Sponge.

- Are you okay with it now? - Thank you. - You are welcome.

(Lady) I'm not lucky today.

(COINS FROM THE MACHINE SLOT)

Oh ! ll grande Constantin !

(Waiter) Flower for the Port Bonneur ballet.

Yes, one moment. I'll be right there.

Give them to me, pretty little flower, I'll deliver them.

- I'm actually for a girl. - Thing ? - Someone named Jaqueline.

Oh! Curse !

- Where's Jaqueline! Has anyone seen it? - No.

- Tell me where Jaqueline is. I want to know where it is. - I did not see her.

- I know where it is. She went to the pool. - in the pool!

Jaqueline! That's where she had gone!

He wants to see me dead! He wants me dead!

Jaqueline, the regulation prohibits receiving gifts from men.

Who is this Fred who sent you the flowers?

There is nothing written on the regulation that forces me to tell you!

But it says that you must all be white.

You are sunbathing! Row with the others!

''Sea'' !

(MUSIC FROM REGlSTRATOR)

(GIRLS SING)

- How's the reservations going for tonight? - A success !

- Is it sold out ! - I thought better.

(GIRLS SING)

- I told you the balls must be odd! - Provide.

(GIRLS SING)

(GIRLS SING)

(GIRLS SING)

- It seems to me that it was perfect, right ? - You can do better!

Lucy raised her left little finger too high.

But the serious thing is that Jaqueline blinked against time.

Every night the same moves, the same steps! How boring !

Dancing is invention, instinct ... sex!

Well no ! Show me how I am!

- This is a mutiny! - Do not get angry.

Do you want me to give you a massage?

- No. As mentioned. Pause ! Go get changed.

- Do you have a minute for me? - Half. - I too have an artist's soul.

I've been preparing a very nice number for years . Do you want to see it?

- Go. - Music.

(MUSIC) Quick, lights on me.

Liked ? (RUSSIAN CONSTANTlN)

Little girls, quick. Let's go for the proof of the final number.

Come on, all in order, in a row, please.

Very well. Let's count ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

We must be 13, who is missing? Jaqueline, the usual one.

- Jaqueline? Where is it ? - Started. - And when does he come back? - Never again.

- How ? She's dead ? - Marries.

- Marries ? - Yes, today. - And with whom ?

I bet with that note Fred .

And who tells Constantin? That is crazy.

- Come on, what do you know about this Fred. - He's a mob boss.

Never caught in the act. 15 trials, 15 acquittals.

All for lack of evidence.

(Driver) I don't understand how she could have fallen in love with a gangster.

You have to be careful. Fred is a beast. It's dangerous !

He is an unscrupulous tough, ruthless violent.

I am very worried ...

For him !

- Well? - You're not Fred. - Fred is my boss.

I'm Constantin, tell him I want to see Miss Jaqueline.

- Wait. - How much ? - As much as I like. - But no more.

Nice shot, Fred.

Boss, a guy has arrived looking for the young lady.

That man must not set foot in this house. It's your turn.

(BLAST OF STICK) - Who knocks? - It's you, Constantin.

You are not welcome in this house , Mr. Constantin.

- I want to see Jaqueline. - I can show you Roberta.

Is it loaded?

(COLPl Dl STICK RlPETUTl)

Holy God, what a horrible and bloody guy .

Maybe it would be better to give up.

- Constantin never gives up. - So what do we do?

Let me focus. Here we need an idea!

(BELL) Found!

(REPEATED SOUND OF THE BELL)

I come ! (REPEATED SOUND OF THE BELL)

- Who are you ? - Wedding present.

- What's this ? - Negretto lamp holder in precious wood of the '700.

It should be placed in the gift room.

- Are you wearing it? - Is heavy ? - Very very much.

- Then you bring it. - I don't know if we can.

Bottom left.

- Hey! - What's up ? - I thought you were dead.

Ciao.

Frankie, bring these sweets to the guests instead of reading the comics.

And don't eat the chocolates!

Green light, master.

- You go back there. - Yes. - We go this way.

- Where are we going now? - You over here, I over there.

(BRUSlO DEGLl lNVlTATl)

Pardon !

Jaqueline, Jaqueline!

Excuse me !

- Aren't you ...? - Don't breathe or shoot, turn around and walk.

- Go. - Now.

Brakes. Go a little to your left. More down.

- So okay? - back off. Alt.

And now, if you move or dare to breathe, I'll shoot!

I'll shoot it, understand?

lntesi ? (FRANKlE ANNUlSCE)

- Jaqueline? - Nothing.

So, me here and you there. Indeed, both of them from here.

But here are 6 doors. Which ones do we try?

There are 6 doors ...

Wait a minute, let's give luck a '' chance ''.

Be ! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

- Is there a door back here? - Yes. - Open it!

Oh, Constantin !

What's up ?

Look what it is?

- But I ... - Beast!

I order you to go back to the theater! (AMBROS RlPETE)

- I said so. - So, what are you doing? - What are you doing ? - Ugh!

Think of the theater, the charm of the stage!

Here, the lights go out the orchestra begins to play.

The spotlight is on you. Come in and start dancing!

Suddenly there is applause, the audience is in a frenzy.

The fans start screaming, Jaqueline! So are you coming?

- Never. - Couldn't you give me a less evasive answer?

- Who is the famous Constantin? - Him. - In person.

- Do we need to tell everyone? - Constantin! - Yup ?

You entered my house under deception. You offended a man of mine.

I hurt my future bride.

Another would take a dip in the river in concrete shoes.

So go away! I got it ? Go !

Look, Fred, you took a girl from my ballet away from me.

You ruined my rehearsals, and you stop me from making my debut tonight.

Others would already be begging on the street!

- Are you a little scared? - No.

yes. But I have an iron contract that can ruin you!

(AMBROS RlPETE) I don't care about contracts.

- I already said that. - Throw them out!

- Sorry, Fred, can I give you some advice? - I do not care.

Fred, I think I need to avoid trouble with the law.

Is there a contract? Let's examine it.

Clause number 13.

So, let's see a little.

If for any reason ...

... the contractor should abandon the dance troupe, ...

..Mr Constantin will be entitled to adequate damages.

Well.

- That's all ? - That's all. - I want to make you an offer.

Are 5 million okay?

10 million?

All right, I want to ruin myself. Is 20 million okay?

But in short! How much do you want ?

A billion ! (FRED RlDE)

(ALL RlDONO)

Dollars!

- Clause 13 is no longer there. The gate. - No !

(AMBROS URLA)

Can I turn you on?

Yes thanks. (FRED SCREAMS)

(DlALOGHl CONClTATl)

- Need anything? - Get them! Live or dead!

it here and you there. Indeed, you over there and me over here.

- this way. - Yes. And I over there.

(DANCE MUSLCA)

(BRUSlO DEGLl lNVlTATl)

Gave santo!

Now you and I do the math. (SCREAM)

I hate violence! I hate violence!

Oh God ! What have I done?

- What are you doing with those awful socks? - Stop or I'll shoot!

Where did you think you were going? Let's go to the boss for a chat.

Behind you is someone who wants to smash a lamp in your head!

Do you think he still believes these tricks?

Look, you know that little nigga we used to wear?

- The one with the lamp like that? - Exactly. - Impossible. - Go !

- Let's go now ! - No ! The shoes ! - Yeah.

(CONSTANTlN FlSCHlA)

(NOISE FROM PASSl)

They usually arrive first.

Damn ! They run away!

- I'll kill them! - Don't use weapons! - Leave me.

The police are looking for nothing else.

Come on, your wedding is only half an hour away .

Now that madman will never try again.

(KNOCK ON THE FLOWER)

What a madman!

- What do you still want? - Jaqueline, you have to make a choice.

I know. Between Constantin and marriage I chose the latter.

No ! A choice between two men. Between me and him!

But I do not understand !

Well yes. Even icy Constantin has a heart.

People are already wondering: 'Is it true that Constantin fell in love?'

Well, in short, I am in love!

- Jaqueline, I love you! - You have a dance shoe for a heart.

- It's a trick. - A trick ?

This is the contract that binds you to me.

- But then is it true? - Sure.

- Why didn't you tell me earlier? - Because I didn't know.

But you treat me worse than the others! And you give me the lowest salary.

I did this so as not to show others that I treated you better.

In fact, I wanted to treat you better than the others.

You only tell me now. I am committed now.

Fred would never let me go.

One moment, before making a decision, give me a kiss ...

Then you will decide.

(MUGOLll E SOSPlRl)

Do not do that ! You hurt me, you're too passionate.

How passionate?! Give me something to attack me , I'm falling!

- Give me ! - Here! (CONSTANTlN SCREAMS)

- Jaqueline, what's going on? - Nothing, dear!

- Are you ready ? - Yes. - Come on, the priest is waiting for us.

- But who are you? - I'm the bell ringer!

(MUSLCA FROM THE ORGAN)

As the Gospel of St. Matthew says ...

.. blessed is the man who sees the Lord and walks in his ways.

You will live from the work of your hands, you will enjoy its fruits.

Your spouse like fruitful life in the intimacy of her home, ...

..your children like tender olive shoots around your table.

We are here to marry Fred and Jaqueline.

If anyone knew of any reason ...

... to oppose this marriage ...

..talk to them now or be silent forever.

Stop everything! Fred, stop, you can't get married.

Look, here is the fruit of our sin!

You can't marry that one over there. You made me a woman and a mother.

- I love you. - Who is this whore? - Baldracca?!

Fred, my love, what are you saying? Do I please do this for me, for the child.

(Fred) But I don't know her?

- Jaqueline! - What are you doing, are you crazy?

Yes, I am crazy about you !

(Ambros) Leave me! It hurts !

I recognize him!

- Where do you think you're going? - Stop! - One moment.

(Fred) Don't let them get away. Follow them!

- Stop! Stop! Let's follow them! - Quick, to the machines!

They cut the tires! They cut everything!

Let's get that car!

Run away or I'll shoot you!

Fred, are you crazy? Do you want to get arrested?

- You're a pain in the ass, lawyer! - They'll arrest you!

Don't make head shots ... (THUND)

Come on, quick, accelerate.

- Master, the bandits are chasing us. - They're coming in a Jeep.

Constantin, give me back my bride. Stop!

Di is.

Save all the gums! (SPARl Dl PlSTOLA)

Cretin! What are you doing, you idiot?

Give me that gun.

Now I'll show him ...

Where is it? ... There you are.

Here, now yes ...

(SPARl)

- Were you afraid ? - Yes sir !

- They're always after us! - I don't like sticky guys!

Do you allow?

- I can not see ! - Hold the steering wheel. - I don't see any more.

(Constantin) We here, they there.

(Frankie) But where are we going?

(THUND AND SCREAM)

We surrender!

Why do we run like this? Can we know where we are going?

Let's go back to the theater. In an hour there is the debut.

No ! Stop immediately! I order it!

You made fun of me. I don't go to the theater anymore.

- But you have a contract. - Didn't you tear it up?

Ingenuous! It was my insurance contract , which expired a year ago.

No, I'm not going to the theater. And I who believed you.

- You also said you loved me. - But I love you. - Then marry me.

- How you do it ? - I'm already dressed and we have an hour.

Come on, marry me now! Or you'll never see me in the theater again.

It is late and the jewelers are closed.

We don't even have the rings.

- Here are the rings. - They would actually be sentimental memories.

- Then ? - I don't feel mature.

It's too important a decision, give me time to think about it.

- 10 years. - Did you decide so? I know what to do.

Ali.

- What are you doing ? - (in French) Goodbye, Constantin.

Let her go, what do you care?

Marriage with a woman is a chain, a bond.

There are more important things ... Friendship.

- Jaqueline? - Yes. - I'll marry you.

(MUSlCA)

(in chorus, in English) Constantin is beautiful!

(in chorus, in English) Port Bonneur is beautiful!

What a triumph, master, the audience is in a frenzy!

Yes, I thought better!

But you paid dearly for it.

Think if you should miss another one?

It's impossible, I've already married them all!