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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:03,035 - Hey. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,770 According to this, we can afford a car phone. 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,439 - No, no car phone. - Why? 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,541 Why do you fight technology? 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,577 - Oh, I'm against technology? - Yeah. 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:14,780 - Yeah. Who introduced you to the wonder bra? 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,489 - Well, a man that radical 8 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:27,126 Should welcome a simple car phone. 9 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,327 - Why? So you can just talk to your friends 10 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,029 Wherever you go? 11 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,463 Look, just sweat it out 12 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,132 'cause soon the phone's going to be a little chip 13 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,034 And you can just have it implanted in your head. 14 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,301 - Well, good. I can't wait. 15 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,569 - Yeah, you'd love that. 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:41,206 I got a call coming, yeah. Hi, linda. 17 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,442 How are you? Yeah. 18 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,678 Oh, my other line, I got to put you on hold. 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,214 Julie! Hi, julie, yeah. 20 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,251 Oh, linda's right here. No, I'll put you on conference, 21 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:56,622 Don't go anywhere. Yeah, how are you guys, huh? 22 00:00:56,624 --> 00:01:01,060 Whoa, hold on, guys, I'm getting a fax. 23 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,132 Hi, I'm ray, 24 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,400 And I live here in long island 25 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,069 With my wife, debra. 26 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,370 She's great with the kids, 27 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,472 The house, everything. 28 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,407 Oh, I don't know how she does it. 29 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,109 We've got a daughter, ally, 30 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:20,512 And twin two-year-old boys. 31 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,748 It's not really about the kids. 32 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,751 My parents live across the street. 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,319 That's right, 34 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,489 And my brother lives with them. 35 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,657 Now, not every family 36 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,659 Would go by on a conveyer belt for you, 37 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,260 But mine would, because-- 38 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,629 - Everybody loves raymond. 39 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,264 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 40 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,274 All three kids asleep. 41 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,542 Huh? 42 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,845 You thought I couldn't get ally to take a nap. 43 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,446 - Aw, good job, honey. - Yeah. 44 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,416 By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony. 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,388 - Would you look at this great big stain here? 46 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,124 That carpet guy swore up and down 47 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,558 That he could get it out. 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,594 - Look, I don't want to hear about stains, all right? 49 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,296 The kids are asleep; the house is quiet. 50 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,398 Now it's quality time. 51 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,168 Just me and you. 52 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,576 - You better be looking at jewelry ads. 53 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,147 - Oh! 54 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,482 Your father has finally done it. 55 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,850 - What's that, buckle his pants? 56 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,920 - I wish. 57 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,588 That man has been sitting in front of the tv 58 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,590 Every day for 45 years. 59 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,825 "get me this; get me that. 60 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,495 You're clipping them too short." 61 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:47,199 That ingrate can't stop hounding me for five minutes! 62 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,935 Ooh. That's interesting. 63 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,204 - Yeah, uh, we've seen the stain. 64 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,606 - Oh, you know, debra, with something like a spill, 65 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,276 I find it best to wipe it up the day it happens. 66 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,679 - Marie-- 67 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,780 Where's my sandwich? 68 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,215 - Where? 69 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,851 Exactly where you threw it-- in the garbage. 70 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,954 - Where it belonged, because it was no good! 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,256 I said I wanted a tuna salad sandwich! 72 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,758 - And like a jerk, I made it for you! 73 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,759 - Hey, the kids-- 74 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,760 - No! No, you didn't! 75 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:15,928 That was not tuna salad. 76 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:18,197 It had no celery in it! 77 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:19,831 - Oh, so once I forgot the celery. 78 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,833 So what? - So what? 79 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,602 So it's not tuna salad! 80 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,704 It had no bite! It had no crunch! 81 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,838 - Oh, poor you. 82 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,839 - Yeah, poor me. 83 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:28,907 Raymond, what is it 84 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,210 That makes tuna salad tuna salad? 85 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,380 Come on! 86 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,381 - It's the celery, the celery. 87 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,816 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh! 88 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:41,286 It's the celery that makes tuna salad tuna salad! 89 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,722 What you gave me was tuna slop! 90 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,259 - I put in mayo. 91 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,293 I put in dill. 92 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,461 I put in pepper. 93 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,797 I mashed it, I mixed it, I spread it, 94 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:54,800 And you have the nerve to say "slop" to me? 95 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:55,801 - Yes. 96 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,002 Slop to you. - Oh! 97 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,938 - Slop to you! - Oh. 98 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,010 - He was on the debate team. - Oh. 99 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,478 [babies crying] 100 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,747 Now the kids are-- all right, I'll go. 101 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,715 - I'd like to get them. - No, no, no! 102 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,750 - Can I get them? 103 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,352 - This is a nuthouse. 104 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,753 I'll come back when it's calmer. 105 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,989 Let's go, marie. 106 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:19,024 - I'm not coming. 107 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,926 - But I'm still hungry. 108 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,628 - Well, I'm still not coming. 109 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,896 Chop your own damn celery. 110 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,533 - Fine! 111 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,668 Who needs you? 112 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,036 I'll do it myself! 113 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,440 Where are the knives? 114 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,775 - [laughs] 115 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,044 - Never mind! I'll use my razor. 116 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,451 - Oh, thank god they're gone. 117 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,419 Hmm. 118 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,787 - They? 119 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,723 - They. The twins. Gone back to sleep. 120 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,892 - Gone down. - And yeah. 121 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,360 - Did you want me to go? 122 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:56,928 - No, no, of course not, marie. 123 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,931 - Good, because I'm not going back to that house. 124 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,667 - Right. Until you cool off. 125 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:02,701 - No, I've had it. 126 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,870 I'm staying here. 127 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,806 - Right. Till dinner time. 128 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,075 - I don't want dinner. 129 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,744 Maybe I'll be hungry in the morning. 130 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,049 - She doesn't eat much. 131 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,458 - What do you think she's doing up there? 132 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,794 - You hear that? 133 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,429 - No. I don't hear anything. 134 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:33,899 - That's the sound of all our clothes being refolded. 135 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,769 - Boy, she doesn't stop. 136 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,572 How did you survive growing up with her? 137 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,975 - I spent a lot of time pretending to be asleep. 138 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,847 - I think she's coming. 139 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:58,490 - You know, dear, your clothes are a disaster. 140 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,460 You know, those wire hangers crease everything. 141 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,462 Oh. Sorry. 142 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,366 - Oh, look, he's up. 143 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,768 - Oh. 144 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,069 - Mm. Hi. Hi. 145 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,070 - Where's your iron? 146 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,538 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 147 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,006 Marie, you don't have to iron our clothes. 148 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,775 - Well, you never know 149 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,977 When relatives are going to come barging in. 150 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,480 - Ah, that's true. 151 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,914 - Like maybe there's a big occasion, 152 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,083 And the house is filled with relatives. 153 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,852 - Like what? What occasion, ma? 154 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,987 - I don't know. Birth. Graduation. 155 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,589 Christmas. Death. 156 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,425 - All my favorites. 157 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,626 - I'm serious. 158 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,162 I mean, god forbid if someone should die, 159 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,630 I mean, what-- 160 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,465 If you were to die, debra, 161 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:43,135 Everyone would be here. 162 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,504 And imagine them up in that messy closet 163 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,106 Trying to pick out something for you to wear. 164 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,176 - Ma-- 165 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,744 - And then afterwards, they'll want to take clothes, 166 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,146 So your drawers should be very neat 167 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:56,648 So they can look through and see what they like. 168 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,418 - So how will she die? 169 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,753 - Oh. 170 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,755 No, the thing is, you want to be remembered 171 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,492 As a beautiful, clean person. 172 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,464 - Anything she cooks for me, you're tasting first, okay? 173 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,499 - Don't worry. She'll be gone soon, all right? 174 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,835 My father can't last alone much longer. 175 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,036 - Well, why don't you go in there 176 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,172 And give her a little nudge? 177 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,441 - Is it really our business? 178 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:27,746 - Ray, she's in there chiseling my headstone. 179 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,481 - I just can't tell her to leave. 180 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,216 She--you know what she'll do? She'll give me the look. 181 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,751 - "the look." - yeah. 182 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,453 - Well, it's either that 183 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,955 Or walk across the street and see your dad. 184 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,591 - I'll try mom. 185 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,796 - Isn't this funny? 186 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,531 I can't find one without spots. 187 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,467 [chuckles] 188 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,001 - Look, ma, I got to tell you something. 189 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,570 - Yes, dear? 190 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,009 - I'm going for a walk. 191 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,688 - Dad, can I come in? 192 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,189 - You may enter! 193 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,827 - Listen, dad-- 194 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:16,862 What, is your tv broken? 195 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,196 - Of course not. 196 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,264 Look. See? 197 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,166 I taped down the scan button. 198 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,969 Now when I'm flipping channels, I don't have to move. 199 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,239 - That's good. 200 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,673 Well, why don't you tape your eyelids open, 201 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,076 And then you'll never miss anything. 202 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:34,079 - That's silly. 203 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,847 - All right, listen, dad. We got to talk. 204 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,516 - All right. Sit down. 205 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,217 First I want you to try something. 206 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,120 I was someplace today I haven't been in 30 years. 207 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,922 Guess where I went. 208 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,757 - The barber. 209 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,125 - Uh-- 210 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,899 Close. 211 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,033 I went to the supermarket! 212 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,034 - Oh. 213 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,168 - Yeah, I want you to taste 214 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,937 This great new thing they have now. 215 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,573 It's called salsa. 216 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,974 - I've had salsa, dad. 217 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,609 - No kidding? - Yeah, yeah. 218 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,912 - I bet you never put it on a chip. 219 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:09,014 - Yeah, even on a chip. I know, it's good. 220 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,115 - Good? 221 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,117 It's genius. 222 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,119 And the woman in the supermarket was giving it away, 223 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,720 No charge. 224 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,023 - That's called a sample, dad. 225 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,058 - I must've had 50 of them. 226 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,893 No, this woman, she was great. 227 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,194 She had on a big sombrero. 228 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,597 She's sitting on a plastic burro. 229 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,832 Hey, I'll take you to see her. 230 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,101 - [laughs] 231 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,204 Oh, yippee. 232 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,040 Listen, dad, about mom. You can't just-- 233 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,107 - Forget mom. 234 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,809 Look at me. 235 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,878 This is the real me! 236 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,646 I can do what I want-- 237 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,148 When I want-- 238 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,083 And how I want it! 239 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,018 I'm a free man! 240 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,990 Can you imagine what that feels like? 241 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,225 - It's better if I don't. 242 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,327 - Look, like tonight. 243 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,128 No more women's entertainment. 244 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,229 No "emma." 245 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,898 No "sense and sensibility." 246 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,633 No "howard's end." 247 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,268 No, look. 248 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,004 I've got the complete works of arnold schwarzenegger-- 249 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,074 Except the one where he gets pregnant. 250 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,375 - Dad, come on, listen to me. 251 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,710 - What? What? 252 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,378 - You can't just stay-- you-- 253 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,216 Oh, god, what can I say? Look at you. 254 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,951 - [laughs] 255 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,220 - Yeah, you're having a good time. 256 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,221 All right, good. 257 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,156 Good for you, dad. 258 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,958 - You want to join me later? 259 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,827 - Oh, I might have to. 260 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,296 - It's the perfect evening: 261 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,199 "terminator 2" and salsa. 262 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,068 [imitating schwarzenegger] "you'll be back." 263 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,877 - What are you doing here without frank? 264 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,779 Where's frank? 265 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,748 - Right now he's probably taping the toilet handle down 266 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,816 So he never has to flush. 267 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,659 - Isn't he coming to get her? 268 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,327 - I was thinking that my mother should probably spend 269 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,995 A little more time here. 270 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,031 - Oh, what happened? 271 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,198 Didn't you talk to him? 272 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,333 - I tried! 273 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,801 I tried, but I-- 274 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,870 I think I pushed a little too hard, 275 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,205 'cause I let him have it, and then he threw me out. 276 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,342 - You're lying. 277 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,279 - All right, how do you always know? 278 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,782 No. How do you know? 279 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,217 What, does my nose get longer? 280 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,820 - I don't think that's possible. 281 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,424 - Look, I-I couldn't say anything. 282 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,825 He's happy. 283 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,393 I've never seen him like this. 284 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:39,264 It's like he's been paroled from the marriage prison. 285 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:43,802 The one some guys think they're in. 286 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,303 - Well, look, if you can't tell your father, 287 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,438 Then I'm telling your mother 288 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,872 She's got to go home right now, 289 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,441 'cause I can't take this anymore. 290 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,943 - The look. 291 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,078 - Uh, marie-- 292 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,412 - Yeah. 293 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,147 - Marie, can I tell you something? 294 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,882 - Anything, dear. 295 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,723 - I'm going for a walk. 296 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,859 - Yeah, not so easy. 297 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,960 - Don't! 298 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,896 - You thought you-- - no, no, no. 299 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,232 Don't! 300 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,204 - Ray? 301 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:35,153 - Debra, you've been gone a half hour. 302 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,088 I'm all alone here. 303 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,226 Well, what are you doing over there? 304 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,961 - I'll be home later, ray. 305 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,262 I'm going to stay for dinner. 306 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,363 Yeah. [laughs] 307 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,765 - More salsa? 308 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,033 - Ooh. Gracias, senor. 309 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,970 Yes, we are actually having a nice time. 310 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,272 And I could use a break from your mother too. 311 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,473 - [laughs] 312 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,408 Bye-bye! 313 00:12:58,911 --> 00:12:59,978 Are you ready for the surprise? 314 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,113 - Mmm. I'm starved. 315 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,314 - Okay. 316 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,052 Here it is. 317 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,856 Ole. 318 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,391 - Ooh. 319 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,959 A dinner of eggs. 320 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,194 - Ahh-- 321 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,529 But not just any eggs. 322 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,497 Eggs with salsa on them. 323 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,900 They're called huevos rancheros. 324 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,101 - Oh-ho. 325 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,503 - This dish is going to sweep the nation. 326 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,205 Yes, sir. 327 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,808 Fill your face, I made mucho. 328 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,409 - Mmm. 329 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,011 Thank you. 330 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,313 That's really sweet of you, frank. 331 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,348 - [mouth full] hmm. I can be sweet. 332 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,417 It takes people time to discover that. 333 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,885 Oh, I'm sorry. 334 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,153 Did I spray you a little? 335 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,421 - That's okay. 336 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,426 - Hi, mom. Hi, dad. 337 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,828 - Hi, robert. 338 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,434 - Where's mom? 339 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,136 - Mom who? 340 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,974 - What's debra doing here? 341 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:07,478 And I came over to be with frank for a while. 342 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,080 - Where do I go? 343 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,885 - Wherever you want. 344 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,954 Live your life! 345 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,236 - That's mom's chair. 346 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,475 - Mom, all three kids asleep? 347 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,143 How'd you do that? 348 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,445 - What, is it hard? 349 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,946 I cuddled them. 350 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,015 I read a story. I sang. 351 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,217 You forget I'm a mother? 352 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,920 - How could I? 353 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,521 Listen, ma, about dad-- 354 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,391 - No, I'm not talking to him until he apologizes. 355 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,627 - Yeah, but don't you think you should at least-- 356 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,962 Hey, what's the steak for? 357 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,498 - My son. [laughs] 358 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,634 - And you left the fat on? 359 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,570 Debra--debra always cuts the fat off. 360 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,605 - On steak pizzaiola? 361 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,374 What, do I look insane? 362 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,909 - Steak pizzaiola? 363 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,078 Real steak pizzaiola with the cheese on the top? 364 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,414 - Of course. A thick layer. 365 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,682 Why? Debra doesn't use cheese? 366 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,617 - Nope. No. 367 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,654 She cooks for health. 368 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:25,123 - What could be healthier for you than the food you love? 369 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,124 Huh? 370 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,392 - Thank you, doctor. 371 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,693 - Look here. 372 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,061 I made a pecan pie. 373 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,464 - Oh... 374 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,266 Oh, man. 375 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,971 - Go ahead; go take a nap. 376 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,406 I'll call you when it's ready. 377 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,575 Ooh, you want some milk to tide you over? 378 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,678 - Okay. - Okay, sit down. 379 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,683 Okay, I got, um, skim and whole in here. 380 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,452 - I'll take whole. 381 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,989 - Oh--you want some chocolate in it? 382 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,024 - Okay. 383 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,394 - Okay. 384 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,463 I'll have some too. 385 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,664 [door opens] 386 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,665 - I found you. 387 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,400 - Oh, robbie, sit down. 388 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,003 We're having chocolate milk. You want some? 389 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,471 - Okay. 390 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,081 - Oh, I love taking good care of my boys. 391 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,051 - I like a lot of chocolate. 392 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,486 - Okay. 393 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,159 - Brilliant, huh? 394 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,595 - When does it stop? 395 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,398 - When it gets to something good. 396 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,700 - Do we have to flip the channels so much? 397 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,536 I'm getting a migraine. 398 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,138 - You get used to it. 399 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,107 Look at me. 400 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,449 - It's off now, frank. 401 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,784 - All right, yeah. Let's take a break. 402 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,488 Uh, I could use another shot of ice cream. 403 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,491 Marie usually warms up the fudge a little. 404 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,260 - Then maybe you should ask marie to do it. 405 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,396 - She's not here. 406 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,732 - Ah, and why do you think that is? 407 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,367 - Well, she's, uh-- 408 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,368 - What, frank? 409 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,369 - She's-- she's-- 410 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,370 - What? 411 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,605 - A woman. 412 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,440 - Ah. 413 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:27,812 Could--could I tell you a couple things about women? 414 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,414 - Oh, brother. 415 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,351 - See, um-- 416 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,219 A woman wants to be nurturing, hmm? 417 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,521 She wants to be giving, 418 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,790 But, you know, if there's no acknowledgment, 419 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,325 No reciprocation, 420 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,428 Well, it can lead to hurt feelings 421 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,596 And even resentment. 422 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,798 - Okay. 423 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,366 Don't warm the fudge. 424 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,636 - All right, I'm going to make this simple. 425 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,371 I'm leaving now. 426 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,806 And you're going to be on your own. 427 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,574 And just remember, frank, 428 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,743 The supermarket can be a very lonely place. 429 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,845 There isn't always going to be some lady on a plastic donkey 430 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,748 To make you feel better. 431 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,851 You know, you don't even realize how much you need marie. 432 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,687 - Because I don't. 433 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,322 - Don't you see? 434 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,757 I mean, you've got the perfect marriage. 435 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,858 You need fudge, 436 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,860 And she needs to warm it up for you. 437 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,261 - Well, if that's true, 438 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,630 Why doesn't she just come back over here? 439 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,600 - Maybe she's tired, frank. 440 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,102 I mean, I've only been here for three hours, 441 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,304 And I need a nap. 442 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,406 - I got the couch. 443 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,542 - Look, frank, I am begging you. 444 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,445 Just--just go over and apologize to her. 445 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,647 She just wants to be appreciated. 446 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,485 No woman wants to be the mommy all the time. 447 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,520 - Who wants more cereal? 448 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,459 Ooh. 449 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,797 - Hey--a prize. 450 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,899 Lucky me. 451 00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,737 - Why lucky you? 452 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,440 Who said it's yours? 453 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,343 - It was in my bowl. 454 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,512 - Well, actually, it's my bowl, 455 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,313 'cause it's my house. 456 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,151 So lucky me. 457 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,154 - Hey, come on. 458 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,556 - You got it the last time. 459 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,424 - That was 30 years ago. 460 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,561 - Relax, all right? 461 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,329 I may not even want it. 462 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,598 You can have it if I don't want it. 463 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:33,704 A submarine powered by baking soda. 464 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,805 Want it. 465 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:39,877 - No way. 466 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,379 - I don't think I ever got that one. 467 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,415 - You got everything. - Did not. 468 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,583 - Give it. 469 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,552 - Get out of here. You can't make me. 470 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,686 - Can too. 471 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,454 - Come on, I taught you boys to share. 472 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,190 I told you--oh! 473 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,958 I taught you to share! 474 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,298 - Ah! 475 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,434 - No, robbie. Oh, no, no, no. 476 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,536 - Ah! 477 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,471 - Oh, be careful of your eyes! 478 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,975 Oh, my goodness. 479 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,476 - Oh, you're home. 480 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,781 - Just do what I do, robert. 481 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,849 Tell him you're tired, and he'll climb off. 482 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,426 - Are you happy? 483 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,695 Smashed. 484 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,897 - Why can't you boys play nice? 485 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,298 - He started it. 486 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,299 - Did not. - Did too. 487 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,501 - Did not! - Did too! 488 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,505 Listen, ma-- - did not! 489 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,809 - You have to go home now. 490 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,911 - Me? Why? What have I done? 491 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,513 - Well, look at me. 492 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,415 I'm--I'm a grown man, ma, okay? 493 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,618 I have kids of my own. 494 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,885 Look, if you want to baby somebody, 495 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,487 Go baby dad. 496 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,256 - He needs you, marie. 497 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,258 - He needs me? 498 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,792 Not until he crawls over here 499 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,728 And apologizes on his hands and knees 500 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,464 Am I going back to that tuna hell! 501 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,501 - Don't you see, ma? 502 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,503 It's where you belong. 503 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,474 - Hi. 504 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,677 Marie, I'm going to the store. 505 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,046 You want to walk along? 506 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,682 - Oh, you apologized! 507 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:27,852 - I'm not apologizing. 508 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,388 I just ran out of salsa. 509 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,756 - Salsa? 510 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,658 When did we ever use salsa? 511 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,394 - A lot's changed since you've been gone. 512 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,304 - So you want to tell me what happened, ray? 513 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,572 - I would, but I'm a little dizzy. 514 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:49,940 So how did you get my father to come over? 515 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,709 - Oh, I just explained to him what women need, 516 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,444 And he understood. 517 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,813 - No. Really. - I don't know. 518 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,615 You know, for whatever reason that relationship works, 519 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,750 I don't think we should examine it too closely. 520 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,019 - Yeah, if only that was possible. 521 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,954 - Yeah. 522 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,824 I can't believe you and robert, wrestling like that. 523 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:07,992 What got into you two? 524 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,493 - I don't know. 525 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,861 It was stupid. I know it was stupid. 526 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,830 - Actually, it seemed kind of fun. 527 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,498 Ah! 528 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:17,935 - Oh-- 529 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,804 Too slow. 530 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,882 - There she is. 531 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,720 Lucky me. 532 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,557 - Why lucky you? 533 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,562 - Hey, come on. 35167

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