Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:07,404
This is Beverly Hills.
2
00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:11,239
And here come the
Beverly Hillbillies!
3
00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,369
♪♪
4
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,024
♪♪
5
00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:44,206
Well, come on, let's find
that house we bought.
6
00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,540
House they bought?
7
00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,944
In Beverly Hills?
8
00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,813
Whoa! Wait a minute! Hold it!
9
00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,511
How could a bunch of hillbillies
10
00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,715
possibly buy a
mansion like this?
11
00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,177
Let's take them
back to their home
12
00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,488
and see how this
whole thing started.
13
00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:25,884
Jed, you gotta do somethin'
about that young'un of yourn.
14
00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,716
- How'd that happen?
- Fightin' with a bobcat.
15
00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,880
- Get hurt?
- I reckon so.
16
00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,220
It went limpin'
off on three legs.
17
00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:39,091
I swear, I don't know what
I'm gonna do about that girl.
18
00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:42,224
Well, the first thing to do
is to get her into a dress.
19
00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,997
She's gettin' too big to
be wearin' men's duds.
20
00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,367
Looky here.
21
00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:49,601
She's done popped the
buttons off of her shirt again.
22
00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,075
Well, Elly May
carries herself proud,
23
00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,408
with her shoulders throwed back.
24
00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,313
It ain't her shoulders
that's poppin' these buttons.
25
00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,352
She's a fully growed-up,
rounded-out, female woman.
26
00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,423
Time she started
actin' like one.
27
00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,957
Well, one of these days,
28
00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:09,358
some boy'll come along,
start courtin' her and...
29
00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,726
They came courtin'
when she was 12.
30
00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,856
What did she do?
31
00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,164
She whupped the tar out of 'em.
32
00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:21,070
Well, it ain't fittin'... girl
runnin' around wild as a cougar,
33
00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,267
rasslin', fightin' and huntin'.
34
00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,538
She oughta be
doin' woman's work,
35
00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,081
helpin' me with the still!
36
00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:32,015
Yeah, well, I'll speak to her.
37
00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,883
Oh, that reminds me.
38
00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:40,289
Better go down and stomp
out the fire under that mash.
39
00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,994
Ah, hold on now, Granny.
40
00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,395
You ain't gonna stomp
out no fire like that, are you?
41
00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,399
Huh?
42
00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,503
Oh, course not.
43
00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,469
Don't wanna burn my shoes.
44
00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,371
Pa? Granny?
45
00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,742
Somebody open the door!
46
00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,713
Howdy, Pa!
47
00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,651
What you got there?
48
00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,222
A stranger.
49
00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,356
Where'd you get him?
50
00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,858
I beaned him with a rock.
51
00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,289
What for?
52
00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,293
He was skulkin' around
down by the slough.
53
00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,158
Figured he might be a revenuer.
54
00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,732
He ain't no revenuer.
55
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,766
Then can I keep him?
56
00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,063
Course not!
57
00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,501
- Well, I caught him.
- That don't matter.
58
00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,834
But he won't be no trouble.
59
00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,600
I can keep him out
in the smokehouse.
60
00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:33,009
Elly May, you can't keep people
like they were dogs and cats.
61
00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,410
Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ee!
62
00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,677
Ow, ooh, that smarts!
63
00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,057
Who's that?
64
00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,994
Some feller Elly
found nosin' around.
65
00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:54,157
Beaned him with a rock
so he'd be easier to tote.
66
00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:56,929
That there fella's from
the pee-troleum company.
67
00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,437
- What's a pee-troleum?
- I don't know.
68
00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,804
He asked me if he could do
some wildcattin' down by the slough.
69
00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,001
I said, "Help yourself.
70
00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,169
We're glad to get
rid of the critters."
71
00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,213
- What'd he say?
- Just kinda laughed.
72
00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:09,543
But the laugh's on him.
73
00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,550
There ain't no Wildcats
down there at that slough.
74
00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,121
No, it's too full of oil.
75
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,656
Oh! Oh!
76
00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:21,125
What happened?
77
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,285
Where am I?
78
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,863
This here is the Clampett place.
79
00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,262
I'm Jed Clampett, my
young'un Elly May and Granny.
80
00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,960
Granny says you been
doin' some wildcattin'.
81
00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,502
Look, there's no need to.
82
00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,573
Mr. Clampett, that
swamp of yours is full of oil.
83
00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,472
I coulda told you that.
84
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,510
Well, my company
would like to pump it out.
85
00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,645
Yeah, I'd like that, too,
86
00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,841
but just can't afford
to have it done.
87
00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,348
Oh, no, no, you
don't understand.
88
00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,283
You see, you wouldn't
have to pay for it.
89
00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,014
Oh, I don't take
favors from strangers.
90
00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,649
No, no, no, no,
Mr. Clampett, you see, uh...
91
00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,352
you're a very rich man!
92
00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,195
How big a rock did
you bean him with?
93
00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:02,097
No bigger than a hedge apple.
94
00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,761
Well, listen, I've got to
call my office in Tulsa.
95
00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,270
Have you got a telephone?
96
00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,805
A what?
97
00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,705
A telephone?
98
00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,538
Or maybe one of your
neighbors has one.
99
00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,942
It's, uh, uh... Well,
down in this country,
100
00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,310
it's probably a box
attached to the wall.
101
00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:20,352
And, uh, uh, you talk into it,
and they can hear you in Tulsa.
102
00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,290
Maybe you better
set down for a spell.
103
00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,322
No, I haven't time.
104
00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,901
Listen, where's
the nearest airfield?
105
00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,691
Airfield?
106
00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,095
You know, Granny, that's, uh,
107
00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,895
one of them there
fields sets up in the air.
108
00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,067
Oh, never mind.
I'll find it myself.
109
00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,576
Listen, now don't you sell that
swamp till you hear from me.
110
00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,236
I'm flying to Tulsa.
111
00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,376
Now he thinks he's got wings.
112
00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,030
Mornin', Granny.
113
00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,156
Watch them buttons, child.
114
00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,398
Granny!
115
00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,734
Them pigs of yours
got into the corn.
116
00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:20,338
Did they drink much?
117
00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,879
I reckon they did.
118
00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:25,952
This here lil' fella was kickin'
blue blazes outta the mule.
119
00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,986
That's the trouble
with razorbacks...
120
00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,522
They's such a mean drunk!
121
00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,790
Yeah, this wouldn't happen
122
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,729
if you'd stay in the
house where you belong!
123
00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,773
There it is, Mr. Brewster.
124
00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,911
From the tests and surveys,
I'd say that's gonna be
125
00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,277
one of the richest
pools since East Texas.
126
00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,247
News like this is
bound to get out.
127
00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,853
Let's go down and get
Clampett's name on a deal.
128
00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,790
Where's the gun?!
Where's the gun?!
129
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,087
- Oh, there, there, there.
- What's the matter?
130
00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,662
You oughta see what just
flew over Blueberry Ridge!
131
00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,127
- What?
- The dad blamedest,
132
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,255
biggest bird you
ever laid eyes on!
133
00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,844
Probably just a
overgrowed chicken hawk.
134
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:15,868
Chicken hawk nothin'.
135
00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,698
That thing could
make off with a hog!
136
00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,828
Hurry up, put that gun together!
137
00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,677
No room to land near
the cabin, Mr. Brewster.
138
00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,041
It's too rocky and hilly.
139
00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,308
Then let's get the sling
ready to be lowered.
140
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,060
Well, Mr. Brewster,
that might be dangerous.
141
00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,142
Hang the danger!
142
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,763
We're going to be
the first oil company
143
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,414
down there if it kills you!
144
00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:36,420
Yes, sir.
145
00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:37,751
Me?!
146
00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,223
Don't worry, if it's
safe, I'll follow you!
147
00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,755
Granny, I see it! There it is!
148
00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,832
Land a-mercy, look at that!
149
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,401
What's it doin', Granny?
150
00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,004
That thing's only got one claw,
151
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,731
but danged if it ain't
grabbed up a man!
152
00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,310
Hurry, Pa! It's my stranger!
153
00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,676
Where is it?
154
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,941
Just flew over the house.
155
00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,279
I'll get it on t'other side.
156
00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,225
Did you kill it, Granny?
157
00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,922
No, but made it
drop that stranger!
158
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,174
Jethro! Stop this thing!
159
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,316
Stop it!
160
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,449
Granny! Granny!
161
00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:42,919
Yes, Jed?
162
00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,320
Granny, grab a hold of
something and hang on.
163
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,688
Cousin Pearl and that
overgrowed son of hers
164
00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,194
is headed right for the
cabin in that old truck.
165
00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,525
Heaven protect us!
166
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,668
Oh, Jethro!
167
00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,934
Did they hit us, Jed?
168
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,068
No, but I think they sure
whomped the chicken house.
169
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:11,816
Oh, Jed, I'm sure sorry
about the chicken house,
170
00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,181
but nobody got hurt.
171
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:20,250
Jethro, I told you to get
rid of them worn-out brakes!
172
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,451
I did, Ma.
173
00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:24,859
That's how come
we ain't got none.
174
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,935
Get on out and lift the chicken
house back on its foundation!
175
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,764
- Jed?
- Yeah?
176
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,838
Jed, Elly May came
runnin' over to my place,
177
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,464
and she said you sold the
swamp to some oil company.
178
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,377
Well, yeah, I guess I did.
179
00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,646
What did they pay you for it?
180
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,479
Well, they ain't
paid me nothin' yet.
181
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,659
That Brewster fella said
he'd bring the money later.
182
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,257
Well, how much
they gonna pay you?
183
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,086
Well, he said that'd depend some
184
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,524
on how much oil
they could pump up.
185
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,173
Well, he must've
mentioned some figure.
186
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,427
- What was it?
- Well, now, Pearl,
187
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,160
you know that old swamp
weren't worth shucks.
188
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,738
Jed Champs“, you got flickered
and you're ashamed to admit it.
189
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,340
That's just what I told him.
190
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,034
Granny, how much
are they gonna pay him?
191
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,371
All right, I'll tell you.
192
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,410
He said around somewhere
tween 25 and a hundred.
193
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,274
25 and a hundred!
194
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,882
I know it don't sound like much,
195
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,279
but Mr. Brewster seemed
to set great store by the fact
196
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,547
he's gonna pay me in
some new kinda dollars.
197
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,214
There ain't no
new kinda dollars.
198
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,449
Well, they's new to me.
199
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,526
I've heard of gold
dollars, silver dollars,
200
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,890
paper dollars, but he
said he's gonna pay me in,
201
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,464
uh, what'd he call 'em, Granny?
202
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,466
Million dollars.
203
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,196
Yeah, that's it.
204
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,329
Million dollars?!
205
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,170
Well, he wrote the whole
thing out on this piece of paper.
206
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,606
Here, you can see for yourself.
207
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,712
I don't know nothin'
about that kinda stuff.
208
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,905
See here now.
209
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,709
Saints in heaven.
210
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,844
Granny, gimme the jug!
211
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,649
It's empty, but I'll fetch some.
212
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,780
I'll go, Granny.
213
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,792
Jed, Jed...
214
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,956
you're a millionaire.
215
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,727
A millionaire!
216
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,633
Yeah, that's what that
Brewster fella kept callin' me.
217
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,830
I didn't know
just how to take it.
218
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,169
He meant you're rich!
219
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,309
Me?
220
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,368
The richest man in these hills,
221
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,276
maybe in the whole state.
222
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,078
Ooh, Jed, you can
have anything you want.
223
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:29,086
Do anything you want,
go any place you want!
224
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,247
Yeah, that's another
thing he kept sayin'.
225
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,361
He said he reckoned I'd be
movin' away from here soon.
226
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,327
What do you think, Pearl?
You think I oughta move?
227
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,296
Jed, how can you even ask?
228
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,128
Look around you.
229
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,828
You're eight miles from
your nearest neighbor.
230
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:49,738
You're overrun with skunks,
possums, coyotes, bobcats.
231
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,640
You use kerosene
lamps for light,
232
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,338
you cook on a wood
stove summer and winter.
233
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,312
You're drinkin'
homemade moonshine,
234
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,679
washin' with homemade lye soap,
235
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,651
and your bathroom is
50 feet from the house,
236
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,779
and you ask should you move!
237
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,421
Yeah, I reckon you're right.
238
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,054
Man'd be a dang
fool to leave all this.
239
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,334
Oh. There you are, Jed.
240
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,307
Y-You misunderstood me.
241
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,879
I meant you should move away.
242
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,243
And you know where
I'd go if I was you?
243
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,382
Where?
244
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,542
Californy.
245
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,779
- Californy?
- Yes, sir.
246
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,889
Beverly Hills, Californy!
247
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,519
Jed, remember the time that
your pa took us to Eureky Springs
248
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,427
to see the movie picture?
249
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,964
Yeah!
250
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,195
Well, the actors that
make them movie pictures
251
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,101
live in Beverly Hills.
252
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,606
- Go on!
- Yes.
253
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,733
Well, doggies.
254
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,572
Wouldn't that be somethin'?
255
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,478
Livin' in the same neck of
the woods with ol' Tom Mix.
256
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,449
It sure would. And we
could come visit you.
257
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,484
You know what else
they say about Californy?
258
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,889
What?
259
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,224
It don't get cold out there.
260
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,762
What don't get cold out there?
261
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,627
Nothin' don't get
cold out there.
262
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,668
They don't have
no snow or no ice.
263
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,999
Can't they bring some in?
264
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,664
They don't want it.
265
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,208
That's why it'd be
so good for Granny.
266
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,504
Remember last winter
267
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,978
when she slipped on
the ice and broke her hip?
268
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,105
Yeah, poor ol' woman.
269
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,378
She was limpin' for two days.
270
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,913
Well, that couldn't
happen in Californy
271
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,491
'cause they don't have no ice.
272
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,389
How come?
273
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,122
I don't know how come,
but Granny'd sure like it.
274
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,255
And we could visit you.
275
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,197
You know what else
they say about Californy?
276
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,502
Maybe Jethro'd know
how come there's no ice.
277
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,269
He's goin' to school.
278
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,038
We could ask him.
279
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,308
Jethro!
- Yaah, Ma?
280
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,814
Come on over here.
281
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,645
Speakin' of school,
282
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,720
Elly May could get
herself a fine education
283
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,289
out there in Beverly Hills.
284
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,357
Yeah, Ma?
285
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,894
Your rich uncle has got a
question he'd like to ask you.
286
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,691
What rich uncle, Ma?
287
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,164
Your rich Uncle Jed.
288
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,464
Jethro, how come
there's no ice in Californy?
289
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,037
Don't look at
me. I didn't take it!
290
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,010
- You big, dumb...
- Well, I didn't, Ma!
291
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,341
Oh, get on outta here!
292
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,109
Why, you always...
293
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,048
As I was sayin', Jed,
294
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:50,315
folks claim Californy's
got it all beat.
295
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,187
Why, things grow
twice as big out there.
296
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,317
Jethro'd be a
Whopper, wouldn't he?
297
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,632
Say, he could help you move.
298
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,065
He's awful handy
at liftin' and totin'.
299
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,500
And he could drive
you out in my truck.
300
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,402
I'll tell you what, Pearl.
301
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,133
I'm gonna have to study on this.
302
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,640
And that Brewster
fella comes back,
303
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,677
I'll ask him what he thinks.
304
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,281
Well, your cousin is right
about that, Mr. Clampett.
305
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,579
Beverly Hills is a
choice residential area,
306
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,245
and lots of millionaires
do settle there.
307
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,288
Folks like me, huh?
308
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,086
Well, uh, millionaires.
309
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,218
- And movie stars, too.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
310
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,558
Is Tom Mix there?
311
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,496
No, I'm afraid Mr. Mix is dead.
312
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,693
Ah?
313
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,862
Oh, yeah. Oh, what's
the matter with me?
314
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:43,101
Remember, Pearl, he got
shot at the end of that picture.
315
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,538
Well, there are plenty
other movie stars,
316
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,514
and that's where Jed
wants to live, ain't it, Jed?
317
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,784
I do like the notion
of livin' in the hills.
318
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,652
Never could stand flat country.
319
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,659
Mr. Clampett, I-I think
it only fair... that is,
320
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,390
well, I think you may have a
wrong idea about Beverly Hills.
321
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,829
Is that where you live?
322
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,628
No, my home is in Tulsa.
323
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,136
Well, say, maybe you
could get us a place there,
324
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,670
in your neighborhood.
325
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,901
Mr. Clampett, let's not
beat around the bush.
326
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,604
You will love Beverly Hills.
327
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,475
Then that's it!
328
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,709
Can you steer Jed
onto a good place?
329
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,548
Well, I can get the bank
out there to handle it for him.
330
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,951
He'd like a nice, big place,
331
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,525
with plenty of room for
his kinfolk to visit him.
332
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,756
Well, I would like a
nice, roomy place,
333
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,027
if I could afford it.
334
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,260
Oh, Mr. Clampett,
335
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,393
with your money, you
can afford the Taj Mahal.
336
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,529
Okay, I'll take it.
337
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,234
Well, no, you see, I was
just making a little joke.
338
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,539
Oh. Well, uh, go right ahead.
339
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,513
Well, you see, uh, the
Taj Mahal is in India.
340
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,122
Mr. Brewster,
341
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,252
you're a nice fella, but
I've heard better jokes.
342
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,097
Is the foreigner
stayin' to supper?
343
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,725
I'm ashamed to
say I ain't asked him.
344
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,735
How about it?
345
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,430
Oh, I-I don't think so.
346
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,573
Oh, no trouble.
347
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,885
Whatcha cookin' tonight, Granny?
348
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,105
Mustard greens
and possum innards.
349
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,736
Mmm-mmm!
350
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,042
Did you hear that, Mr. Brewster?
351
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,650
Very clearly.
352
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,513
Wanna change your mind?
353
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,553
Uh, not this time.
354
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,055
Well, if you should happen
to come back tomorrow,
355
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,487
we'll be havin' leftovers.
356
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,185
That's the thing about
possum innards...
357
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,659
They's just as good
the second day.
358
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,502
Elly, if ol' Duke
sets there with you,
359
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,370
there ain't gonna
be room for Granny.
360
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,035
Oh, that's all right, Pa.
361
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,169
Granny ain't goin'.
362
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,443
- Who says she ain't?
- She says she ain't.
363
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,052
That's right, Uncle Jed.
364
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,381
She's a-settin' on the
back porch in her rocker,
365
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,285
and she says that's
as close to Californy
366
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,754
as you're gonna get her.
367
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,593
We'll see about that.
368
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,028
Danged if I ain't got me
the muliest womenfolk.
369
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,432
We ain't never gonna get there.
370
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,202
Now, what's all this nonsense
371
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,208
about you ain't
goin' to Californy?
372
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,870
Ain't no nonsense to it.
373
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,641
If the Good Lord had-a
wanted me in Californy,
374
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,149
he'd-a put me in Californy.
375
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,151
Maybe he's just
gettin' around to it.
376
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,246
The Book says he
moves in mysterious ways.
377
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,758
Well, if he moves me, I'll go.
378
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:51,693
But you and Big Jethro
ain't a-budgin' me.
379
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,629
Granny, this here Beverly Hills
380
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,996
sounds like a kind
of place you'd like.
381
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,799
That Brewster fella says
they got smogs out there.
382
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,236
What's a smog?
383
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,810
Well, me and Jethro
figured out that's a small hog.
384
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,243
And you heard what Pearl said.
385
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,610
Ain't got no snow out there.
386
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,547
You could run
your still year-round.
387
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,652
Run it the year-round here.
388
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,720
Yeah, but walkin'
down through the snow
389
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,689
to the still always makes
you feel so miserable.
390
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,260
I might feel miserable
walkin' down,
391
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,296
but the way I feels comin’
back makes up for it.
392
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,093
Dag nabbit, Granny!
393
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,398
We been plannin' and
talkin' about this trip for days!
394
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,131
You never said you wouldn't go!
395
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,241
Never said I would, neither.
396
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,501
But that Brewster feller
397
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,372
has bought us a house
in them Beverly Hills.
398
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,742
He sent our 25 million
to the bank out there.
399
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,316
Well, you just
chase on out after it.
400
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,418
I'm stayin' right here.
401
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,920
And I ain't a-feared, neither.
402
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,787
Granny, I ain't
a-leavin' you here alone.
403
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,553
And I ain't a-budgin'
outta this rocker.
404
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,355
II
405
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,405
Jethro, what does that sign say?
406
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,636
It says, "Beverly Hills."
407
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,303
You hear that,
Granny? We're there!
408
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,381
They call them hills?
409
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,679
Why, we got moles that can
push up higher ridges than that.
410
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,152
Well, leastways it's hills.
411
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,553
We'll be among our kinda folks.
412
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,660
This deposit of $25 million
413
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,535
to the account
to J.D. Clampett...
414
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,971
Is that J.D.?
415
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,840
As in Rockefeller.
416
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,881
Elevates us to third
position in capital assets,
417
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,450
and assures our bank of...
418
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,053
Come in.
419
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,018
Oh, I'm sorry to
interrupt, Mr. Drysdale.
420
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,884
It's all right, Taylor.
421
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,684
Well, are we all set
to give the Clampetts
422
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,259
a red carpet reception?
423
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,987
Well, I'm afraid Mrs. Drysdale
still isn't too happy, sir.
424
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,791
Yes, I know.
425
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,330
Oh, my wife is very upset
426
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,958
that I got the estate next
to ours for the Clampetts.
427
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,366
Says I don't even know
what kind of people they are.
428
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,496
Do you?
429
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,307
I know to the dollar what
kind of people they are.
430
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,278
They're my kind
of people: loaded!
431
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,915
Taylor, have the gardeners
got the grounds in order?
432
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:28,812
Yes, sir, but I'm afraid
that's another thing
433
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,447
- your wife is upset about.
- Oh?
434
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,000
Well, you see, your
gardeners have been
435
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,651
working on their lawn all week.
436
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,993
Why, they've mowed it,
trimmed it, fed it, clipped it...
437
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,826
I don't care if they
lather it and shave it!
438
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,262
This is the most beautiful
mansion in Beverly Hills.
439
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,890
I want every square
inch of ground
440
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,503
within those
walls in apple pie...
441
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,668
Yes?
442
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,503
Oh, hello, Margaret.
443
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,442
No, dear, I'm very bu...
444
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,206
What? Well, good heavens!
445
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,746
Did you call the police?
446
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,481
- I'll be right there!
- What happened?
447
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,589
The Clampett estate is being
invaded by a band of outlaws!
448
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,232
Invaded?
449
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,817
Yes, they're holding the
gardeners at gunpoint!
450
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,733
It sure is lucky we
come along when we did.
451
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,233
That's the truth.
452
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,648
Way they was slippin' through
that gate, another five minutes,
453
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,663
and that whole durn
prison woulda been empty.
454
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:29,574
Jethro, you sure
that's a prison?
455
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,047
Yeah, Uncle Jed.
I seen pictures.
456
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,483
Only thing is, how come there
ain't no guards on them walls?
457
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:41,218
They probably done 'em in
with them knives and things.
458
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,385
They's killers if I
ever did see any.
459
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,691
Fine neighborhood
we's movin' into.
460
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,960
Ya hear that?!
461
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,867
Hot diggity, there's
bobcats in these hills!
462
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,037
Them's sireens!
463
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,269
Somebody's called the law.
464
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,971
I reckon they's gonna be
mighty grateful for what we done.
465
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:08,620
Folks out here has got a strange
way of showin' they's grateful.
466
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,119
Yeah.
467
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,416
You've locked up one of
the richest men in the country.
468
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,255
Mr. Clampett, I don't
know how to apologize.
469
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,385
I'm deeply humiliated...
470
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,089
What have you cutthroats
done with J.D. Clampett?
471
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,200
I'm Jed Clampett,
and I'd appreciate it
472
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,895
if you'd let go of
my Sunday shirt.
473
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,302
You're J.D. Clampett,
the oil millionaire?
474
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,431
Yep. This here's
my nephew Jethro.
475
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,441
Howdy!
476
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,568
Quickly, man, unlock this cell!
477
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:37,706
Mr. Clampett, on behalf of
the entire city of Beverly Hills,
478
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,750
I extend our deep
and humble apologies
479
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:42,320
for this unfortunate and
embarrassing incident.
480
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:44,115
Oh, I'm Milburn Drysdale,
481
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,725
president of the Commerce
Bank of Beverly Hills.
482
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,020
My car is waiting to take you
483
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,958
and your family
to your new home.
484
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,826
We want you to know how
happy we are to have you,
485
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,956
your handsome nephew,
your lovely daughter
486
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,432
and your beautiful
money. Mother!
487
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,344
Wait a minute! Stop this car!
488
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,911
Mr. Drysdale, you tricked us!
489
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,613
You just took us out of jail
490
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,519
so you could bring us
back up here to prison!
491
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:21,058
Head for the hills, everybody!
492
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,025
No, wait, come back!
493
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:26,223
It's not a prison,
it's your home!
494
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,197
No, wait! Mr. Clampett!
495
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,334
Listen to me!
496
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,732
Wait! Come back!
497
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,335
♪♪
498
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:42,704
♪♪
499
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,247
This has been a
Filmways production.
34209
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof