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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,751 --> 00:00:41,120 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:48,119 (SCREAMING) 3 00:00:48,155 --> 00:00:49,788 (ALL SCREAMING) 4 00:00:55,063 --> 00:00:56,095 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 5 00:00:56,131 --> 00:00:58,335 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 6 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,347 (ALL CHEERING) 7 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,648 MAN 1: All aboard, girls! 8 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,783 Bye! 9 00:01:50,184 --> 00:01:51,388 (BUS HONKING) 10 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:57,396 MAN 2: Welcome home, honey! GIRL 1: Hi, Daddy! 11 00:01:57,431 --> 00:01:58,255 Hi, Mom! 12 00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:00,059 -Mom! -Hi! 13 00:02:00,094 --> 00:02:02,531 Hi! (LAUGHS) 14 00:02:03,903 --> 00:02:05,770 Wait. Did you get taller? 15 00:02:05,805 --> 00:02:07,366 -Yes, I did. -Wow. 16 00:02:07,401 --> 00:02:09,007 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is. 17 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,407 -Let's get your trunk. -MARGARET: Yes. 18 00:02:10,442 --> 00:02:13,208 I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me. 19 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:15,143 -What car? -Oh, we bought a car. 20 00:02:15,179 --> 00:02:16,574 -We bought got a car? -Yeah! 21 00:02:16,609 --> 00:02:18,347 -What for? -I'll explain later. 22 00:02:18,382 --> 00:02:19,578 It's that big blue one right over there. 23 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:20,945 -(HONKING) -In the middle of the road. 24 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,584 -MAN 3: Hey, lady, you kidding me? -BARBARA: Sorry! 25 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,950 -Sorry, we're going. One second. -There's my girl! 26 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:25,483 Grandma! 27 00:02:25,518 --> 00:02:27,422 -Ah! -(HONKING CONTINUES) 28 00:02:27,457 --> 00:02:29,890 -Oh, God, I missed you! -MARGARET: Me, too! 29 00:02:29,925 --> 00:02:31,561 Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go! 30 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:33,060 -I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. -Come on, lady. 31 00:02:33,095 --> 00:02:34,164 Welcome home gift. 32 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:35,866 -Oh, you made this? -From scratch. 33 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:37,063 -Aw! -It's cashmere. 34 00:02:37,099 --> 00:02:38,134 I did everything 35 00:02:38,169 --> 00:02:39,535 -but shave the goat. -(GIGGLES) 36 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:41,106 -Margaret! Can you just... -MAN 3: Let's go, ladies. 37 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:43,404 I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there. 38 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:45,605 -Okay. You got it. -Here we go. Okay. 39 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,371 -Right on, girls. -All right, here we go. 40 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:49,241 -Oh, God. -Heavy. 41 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:50,509 Watch out for the... 42 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,047 -Watch out for the bike. -Oh, God. 43 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,614 BARBARA: Here we go. 44 00:02:54,649 --> 00:02:57,017 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it. 45 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,188 BARBARA: Oh, hi! 46 00:02:58,223 --> 00:03:00,124 I would've done it. Please, please. 47 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:02,289 -Oh, my God. Amazing. -We got it. 48 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:04,622 -Dad! -Hello! Oh, my goodness! 49 00:03:04,658 --> 00:03:07,195 -I'm so glad to see you. -Me, too! 50 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,527 Look at that! What happened? 51 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,330 -So, how was camp? -It was amazing. 52 00:03:10,366 --> 00:03:11,397 -So, you were in a play? -Yep! 53 00:03:11,432 --> 00:03:13,403 Oh, my God. That's incredible. 54 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:14,972 -What are those boxes for? -Don't worry about that. 55 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:16,038 I want to hear more about camp. 56 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:17,174 What else did you learn? 57 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:18,475 -What else did you do? -You're moving. 58 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,573 -What? -Really, Mom? 59 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:23,546 -Sylvia. You promised. -Oh, wow. 60 00:03:23,981 --> 00:03:25,016 We're moving? 61 00:03:25,052 --> 00:03:26,279 Look, it's... Look, we we're... 62 00:03:26,315 --> 00:03:27,682 SYLVIA: She saw the boxes. 63 00:03:27,717 --> 00:03:29,216 -She was putting it together. -I don't think she was. 64 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,754 -We're moving? -Okay. 65 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,155 HERB: Just... 66 00:03:32,191 --> 00:03:34,188 Look, we wanted you to settle in 67 00:03:34,224 --> 00:03:35,687 before we sprung the news. 68 00:03:35,722 --> 00:03:37,824 But, um, your dad got his promotion. 69 00:03:37,859 --> 00:03:40,297 HERB: Yeah. Isn't that great? BARBARA: And we found 70 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,360 -this great house. -HERB: Oh, the best house. 71 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,730 -The best house. -Where? 72 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:45,431 Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And... 73 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,702 -New Jersey. -HERB: Ah... 74 00:03:49,043 --> 00:03:51,308 -New Jersey? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 75 00:03:51,343 --> 00:03:53,273 -(HERB GROANS) -I said I'd stay out of it. 76 00:03:53,308 --> 00:03:55,011 We're leaving New York? 77 00:03:55,046 --> 00:03:56,808 Barely leaving New York. 78 00:03:56,843 --> 00:03:58,913 It's just on the other side of the river. 79 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,319 But... 80 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:03,047 But we're happy here. We don't need to move. 81 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,755 No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right? 82 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:06,817 I don't. 83 00:04:06,852 --> 00:04:10,058 I'll have to leave all of my friends 84 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:11,690 and change schools 85 00:04:11,725 --> 00:04:14,063 and I'll never see Grandma anymore. 86 00:04:14,099 --> 00:04:15,564 BARBARA: That is not true. 87 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,095 Look, you're going to keep all your friends here 88 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:20,664 and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this. 89 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:22,440 I'm not going to work anymore. 90 00:04:23,273 --> 00:04:25,410 Do you know what that means? 91 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:28,078 That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time. 92 00:04:28,113 --> 00:04:30,545 Running from class to class. 93 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:33,814 God. Do you know how bad I felt about that? 94 00:04:35,087 --> 00:04:37,323 But you love teaching art. 95 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:42,523 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but... 96 00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:45,562 But this is, this is our opportunity. 97 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:47,826 I'll be home now. 98 00:04:47,861 --> 00:04:51,630 I can be home with you every single day. 99 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,335 I'll get involved at your school, 100 00:04:53,371 --> 00:04:55,132 just like all your friends' moms. 101 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:58,808 And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook. 102 00:04:58,844 --> 00:04:59,873 (CHUCKLES) 103 00:05:00,607 --> 00:05:02,007 BARBARA: I know it's a lot. 104 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,977 Can you just try to believe us? 105 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,080 Yeah. 106 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:12,050 Mmm. 107 00:05:13,587 --> 00:05:15,688 I love you so much. Come here. 108 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:19,859 Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia. 109 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:22,399 -Sylvia. Come on. -HERB: Come on, Mom. Come on. 110 00:05:22,434 --> 00:05:25,065 BARBARA: Come on. You know you want to. 111 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,237 Faster. 112 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:28,603 Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 113 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:30,937 BARBARA: There we go. SYLVIA: Oh, my darling. 114 00:05:32,113 --> 00:05:34,042 I'm never going to see you again. 115 00:05:34,078 --> 00:05:35,476 HERB: Oh, Jesus. 116 00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:38,579 -Wow. -So dramatic all the time. 117 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:39,843 What are you taking her over there 118 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,383 with the schmucks and the condos 119 00:05:41,419 --> 00:05:42,649 on the other side of the Hudson? 120 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:43,715 But we're not going to be in a condo. 121 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:45,254 SYLVIA: And those mafia diners, 122 00:05:45,289 --> 00:05:46,419 where they shoot each other... 123 00:05:46,454 --> 00:05:47,486 (ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 124 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,790 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 125 00:05:49,424 --> 00:05:50,891 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 126 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,877 (SIGHS) God... 127 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,014 (SIGHS) 128 00:06:22,322 --> 00:06:23,693 God? 129 00:06:28,463 --> 00:06:30,029 Are you there, God? 130 00:06:31,236 --> 00:06:35,738 It's me... Margaret Simon. 131 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:39,841 Um... 132 00:06:42,312 --> 00:06:44,208 I just wanted... Well... 133 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,685 First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you. 134 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,921 I don't want to move. 135 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,925 I've never lived anywhere but the city, and... 136 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:01,263 I... I don't want to do this. 137 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:03,160 Please, I'm begging you. 138 00:07:03,196 --> 00:07:06,098 Just please, just stop this move from happening. 139 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:14,238 Um, if... if you can't do that... 140 00:07:16,242 --> 00:07:20,618 Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible. 141 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:32,531 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 142 00:07:33,528 --> 00:07:35,732 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 143 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:55,147 -You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? -Okay, Dad! 144 00:07:56,023 --> 00:07:58,018 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 145 00:08:05,263 --> 00:08:06,862 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 146 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:20,007 BARBARA: Okay, you. You need some light. 147 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,308 (SNIFFS) Oh, God. 148 00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:26,779 They smell bad? 149 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:28,480 Oh, they don't smell good, honey. 150 00:08:28,516 --> 00:08:32,420 -You're going to be there very soon. Believe me. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 151 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:33,790 MARGARET: I'll get it. 152 00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:37,557 I already know your name's Margaret 153 00:08:37,593 --> 00:08:38,758 and you're in sixth grade. 154 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:40,192 The real estate agent sent out, 155 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,060 like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood. 156 00:08:42,096 --> 00:08:44,196 It was, like, this big and it had your picture. 157 00:08:45,037 --> 00:08:46,502 Oh, okay. 158 00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:48,670 I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too. 159 00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:49,803 Do you want to come over to my house 160 00:08:49,838 --> 00:08:51,504 and run under the sprinklers with me? 161 00:08:51,539 --> 00:08:54,077 Oh. I don't know. 162 00:08:54,113 --> 00:08:55,612 You don't know? 163 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:59,479 Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask. 164 00:08:59,514 --> 00:09:01,312 Um, just a second. 165 00:09:02,748 --> 00:09:03,982 -Mom? -Yeah? 166 00:09:04,017 --> 00:09:05,382 There's a girl from the neighborhood 167 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:07,488 who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her. 168 00:09:07,523 --> 00:09:09,787 Oh, that's great. Yeah. 169 00:09:09,822 --> 00:09:11,427 I need my bathing suit. 170 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:12,729 Good luck finding it in here. 171 00:09:12,764 --> 00:09:15,095 That's all right. She can borrow one of mine. 172 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,231 Oh, hello. 173 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,237 Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street. 174 00:09:21,272 --> 00:09:22,267 Come on, let's go. 175 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,915 Whose class are you in at Delano? 176 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,112 Um... 177 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:35,185 The letter said "Room 18." 178 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:37,389 I'm in room 18, too! 179 00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:38,688 We were supposed to have Miss Phipps, 180 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:40,723 but she ran off with some guy to California, 181 00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:42,226 so we're going to get a new teacher now. 182 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:44,388 Come on. Room's upstairs. 183 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:50,768 Voila. 184 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:53,397 My bathing suit's over here. 185 00:09:55,634 --> 00:09:57,440 Um... 186 00:09:57,475 --> 00:09:59,841 -Here. It's clean. -Thanks. 187 00:09:59,877 --> 00:10:02,648 -Where should I change? -What's wrong with here? 188 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:07,383 Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind. 189 00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:08,984 (SCOFFS) Why would I mind? 190 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,066 You're still flat. 191 00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:26,635 Um... 192 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:29,202 Well, I'm already growing. See? 193 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:32,007 I'm going to have a pretty big chest. 194 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,206 You know, coming from New York, 195 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:38,448 I thought you'd be a lot more grown up. 196 00:10:38,483 --> 00:10:39,784 Have you ever kissed a boy? 197 00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:43,582 You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips? 198 00:10:43,618 --> 00:10:45,691 Yeah. Have you? 199 00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:48,053 Not exactly. 200 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:51,095 Neither have I, but I practice a lot. 201 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:52,456 You want to see? 202 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,137 (KISSING LOUDLY) 203 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,952 (LAUGHING) 204 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:15,012 What? 205 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,147 -Sorry. -You have to practice 206 00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,185 or else you won't be a good kisser. 207 00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,089 Ready to go? 208 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:22,855 Sure. 209 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,228 (60'S FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING) 210 00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:26,127 Follow the leader. 211 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,031 Yeah, watch me. 212 00:11:39,311 --> 00:11:40,339 (BOTH LAUGHING) 213 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,013 -I'm a supermodel. -Okay. 214 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:47,844 (YELPS) 215 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,949 (BOYS LAUGHING) 216 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,655 -Evan, you stupid idiot! -I'm sorry. 217 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:53,289 You're such a great model, by the way. 218 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:54,357 Who are they? 219 00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,492 It's my dumb brother 220 00:11:55,528 --> 00:11:56,526 -and his stupid friend. -Hey. 221 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:58,459 -Mom! -That was uncalled for. 222 00:11:58,494 --> 00:11:59,490 Who are you? 223 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,994 Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street. 224 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:04,636 Oh, so you're the new people? 225 00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:06,063 Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn. 226 00:12:06,098 --> 00:12:07,639 Five bucks, and I trim, too. 227 00:12:07,674 --> 00:12:10,138 MRS. WHEELER: Evan! Get over here right now! 228 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,338 -(SIGHS) I got to go. -Dude... 229 00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:15,979 (BOY GRUNTS) 230 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,052 Got to get us more birdseed. 231 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,286 Yeah. 232 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:28,554 My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too. 233 00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:29,828 Um... 234 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:31,989 Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad 235 00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:33,865 about the lawn thingy. 236 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,164 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) I won't. 237 00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:38,963 (SIGHS) Oh, now I got to go see Evan. 238 00:12:38,998 --> 00:12:40,905 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 239 00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:45,242 Sorry you got stuck with Moose. 240 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:47,142 Oh, that's okay. 241 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,209 Anyways, listen, Margaret. 242 00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,850 I've decided I want you to join my secret club. 243 00:12:52,886 --> 00:12:55,452 There's three of us and I'm letting in one more. 244 00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,621 But you can't wear socks 245 00:12:56,657 --> 00:12:58,120 or else the others might not want you. 246 00:12:58,685 --> 00:12:59,924 Oh. 247 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:01,786 See you later. 248 00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,026 (DOOR OPENS) 249 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:07,932 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again. 250 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,999 It's the first day of school tomorrow. 251 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,674 I met this girl, Nancy. 252 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,977 I don't really know if she liked me. 253 00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:24,575 I think she just expected me to be different or something. 254 00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:29,981 Anyway, well, it did get me thinking. 255 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:33,317 Maybe it is time for... 256 00:13:33,352 --> 00:13:37,361 things to be happening around here? 257 00:13:37,396 --> 00:13:38,424 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 258 00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:40,162 Come in. 259 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:43,363 Look. 260 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:44,901 MARGARET: Anyway, just think about what I mentioned. 261 00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:46,032 BARBARA: It was in with the bathroom stuff. 262 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,636 I found this, too, if you need it. 263 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,704 MARGARET: Thanks, God. 264 00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:50,540 -Thanks, Mom. -Mmm-hmm. 265 00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:51,976 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 266 00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:54,573 Oh, wow, look at you. 267 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:57,548 BARBARA: Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling? 268 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,181 It's going to be great, right? 269 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:02,817 And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways. 270 00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,052 -Right? -BARBARA: Exactly. 271 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,317 -HERB: All right. See you later. -Bye! 272 00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:08,325 -HERB: Bye! -Did I not unpack your socks? 273 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:10,988 Oh, um, uh... 274 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,056 I don't want socks. 275 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,265 Why? You'll get blisters. 276 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:15,593 I just don't. 277 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,470 (SUCKS TEETH) Okay. 278 00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:19,766 (LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE) 279 00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,302 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad! 280 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,069 -Hey, hey, Dad! -Yeah! 281 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:26,604 -Hey. Um... -Hey. 282 00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:29,140 I forgot to ask you. 283 00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:30,814 Um, a boy named Moose asked 284 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,982 if he can cut our lawn for five bucks. 285 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,718 Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 286 00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,019 I just got a new power mower 287 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:39,257 and I'm really excited for the grass to grow. 288 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,620 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 289 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,789 -All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? -Okay. 290 00:14:42,824 --> 00:14:44,523 -Okay. -Bye. 291 00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,494 I just need to warn you one more time about the socks. 292 00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:54,005 -(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES) -(STUDENTS CHATTERING) 293 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,685 Oh, Margaret's here. 294 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:23,666 Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget. 295 00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:24,767 Guys, this is Margaret, 296 00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,102 the one I was telling you about. 297 00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,267 -Margaret, this is Janie. -Hi, nice to meet you. 298 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,300 -Yeah, you, too. -And this is Gretchen. 299 00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:33,173 -So, you're the fourth. -Yeah. 300 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:35,242 Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat. 301 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:38,115 Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher. 302 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,182 Ugh. 303 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,990 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look. 304 00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:48,321 Philip Leroy just walked in. 305 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:51,154 I was praying so hard he'd be in our class. 306 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,591 Who's Philip Leroy? 307 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:54,659 Take a guess. 308 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,372 Is that our teacher? 309 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:08,078 Her? (GIGGLES) No. 310 00:16:08,113 --> 00:16:11,049 That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay? 311 00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:12,950 My brother says that 312 00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:15,118 she goes behind the A&P with him and Moose 313 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:17,583 -and lets them feel her up. -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 314 00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:22,423 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(MAN CLEARS THROAT) 315 00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,291 Good morning, class. (CHUCKLES) 316 00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:27,894 First, let me introduce myself. 317 00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:30,296 I am Mr. Benedict. 318 00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:33,038 And I'm your new sixth grade teacher. 319 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:35,634 Please complete the following sentences 320 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:39,110 so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah? 321 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:42,773 Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys. 322 00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:45,147 I love that I'm finally 323 00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:47,514 getting to be a teacher for the first time. 324 00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:50,385 I hate... 325 00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,286 feeling self-conscious 326 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,583 trying not to feel self-conscious because 327 00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:56,256 then you only feel more self-conscious 328 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,387 and then you're blabbing in front of 329 00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:58,655 a whole bunch of kids. Um... 330 00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:01,726 I'm looking forward to the year with you all. 331 00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:04,333 Okay, uh, your turn. 332 00:17:14,306 --> 00:17:15,641 (WHISPERING) Pass it on. 333 00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,683 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING) 334 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,524 Yes. Okay. 335 00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:39,698 Can any of you go in here? 336 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,208 Ugh, no. 337 00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:46,837 Back in the box. 338 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:04,662 Okay. All right. Enough. 339 00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:06,494 Enough, enough, enough. 340 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,836 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 341 00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,613 -Hello? -Guess who? 342 00:18:21,648 --> 00:18:23,808 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um... 343 00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:27,614 -Margaret's not home yet. -It's 3:32. 344 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,385 Yeah? 345 00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:32,483 You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes. 346 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:34,559 Yes, I did say that. But, well... 347 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:35,554 I'm sure she'll be 348 00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:37,261 walking through that door any minute now. 349 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,060 Well... 350 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,859 Okay. I guess I'll just wait. 351 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,861 Okay. 352 00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:48,772 So, how are you? 353 00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:52,140 I am fine. I'm good. Yes. 354 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,311 -And how are you? -Oh, fine. 355 00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:56,640 I read that when you don't have any loved ones around 356 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:59,247 your life expectancy drops drastically, 357 00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:00,913 but, you know, I've had a good run. 358 00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,447 (LAUGHS) 359 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,890 You have. You really have. Um... 360 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,226 Margaret is here. Just a second. 361 00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,394 -It's Grandma. -Oh. Where's the Band-Aids? 362 00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:13,423 Mmm. 363 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,229 -Grandma! -Honey! 364 00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:17,735 How's New Jersey? Are you okay? 365 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,432 You can tell me the truth. 366 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,964 You know, it's actually not that bad. 367 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,007 Well, that's great news! Wonderful news. 368 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,475 Anyway, I was thinking 369 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,441 that you could come visit the weekend after next. 370 00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:32,079 I'll get tickets to a show. 371 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,445 You can stay overnight, 372 00:19:33,481 --> 00:19:35,280 we'll have a little slumber party. 373 00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,720 That could be fun, right? 374 00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,119 Oh, I'd love that. 375 00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:40,454 Oh, I knew you would. Great. 376 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:42,352 And I'll tell your mother it was your idea. 377 00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,159 -Okay? -Okay. 378 00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:47,128 -Bye. Bye. -Bye, sweetheart. 379 00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:48,662 -Bye. (LAUGHS) -Love you. 380 00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,939 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's? 381 00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:56,701 Right now? But you just got home. 382 00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,241 I haven't even heard about your day yet. 383 00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:01,138 -I know, but can I go? -Can I have one word? 384 00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,141 Ugh... Uh? 385 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:04,246 Is that a word? 386 00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:07,115 -Can I go? Bye. -Yes, yes, okay, go. 387 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,253 -I love you. Bye! -Bye! 388 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,220 NANCY: Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!" 389 00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,684 He's like, "Make up your mind!" 390 00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,389 -She wants attention. -Obviously. 391 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,354 I know. With her "boobala joobeelee." 392 00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:19,361 -(LAUGHS) -Hi! 393 00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,332 We were talking about Laura Danker again. 394 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:24,462 Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer. 395 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:26,832 Yeah, she looked so grown up. 396 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,767 NANCY: You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade? 397 00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:30,672 And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too. 398 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,570 GRETCHEN: Well, I know for sure someone in the school does. 399 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,840 -How? -I always check the bins. 400 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,741 -You know those little bins in the stall? -Mmm. 401 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,515 All right. Let's get down to business, huh? 402 00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:41,513 -First of all... -Thanks. 403 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:43,615 ...this secret club is a secret. 404 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:46,483 Nobody tells anybody what happens here, 405 00:20:46,518 --> 00:20:47,785 -all right? -Duh. 406 00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,027 NANCY: Second, if you want to be in the club, 407 00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:51,927 then you have to follow the rules. 408 00:20:51,963 --> 00:20:53,298 What kind of rules? 409 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,059 (SIGHS) Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them. 410 00:20:57,232 --> 00:20:59,601 Don't rush me. Hmm. 411 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:01,934 Oh, I have one. 412 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:06,410 If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra. 413 00:21:07,946 --> 00:21:09,205 GRETCHEN: I have one. 414 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,675 If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it. 415 00:21:12,711 --> 00:21:14,217 -Yes. -GRETCHEN: Immediately. 416 00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:15,713 Every detail. Especially how it feels. 417 00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:18,020 GRETCHEN: Mmm-hmm. JANIE: Ooh, mine is, 418 00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:19,356 we can make a Boy Book 419 00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:21,058 and write down the names of the boys that we like. 420 00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:23,453 Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret? 421 00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:24,956 What's your rule? 422 00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,335 Um... 423 00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:35,703 Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them 424 00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:39,971 to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie. 425 00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:43,510 -All right. -(GIGGLES) 426 00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:46,014 NANCY: Let's get this party rolling. 427 00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:47,080 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 428 00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,485 GRETCHEN: Whoo! 429 00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:24,917 (BARBARA EXHALES) 430 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:27,425 Okay, honey. 431 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:29,691 (SIGHS) 432 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,797 All right. Mmm. (KISSES) 433 00:22:32,832 --> 00:22:33,860 See you tomorrow. 434 00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:37,160 I want to get a bra. 435 00:22:40,607 --> 00:22:41,703 Oh. 436 00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,003 You... You think you need one? 437 00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:47,542 Oh, no. Oh, honey. 438 00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:51,443 I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh... 439 00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:52,775 Bras are kind of a pain, 440 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,314 so you know, why start sooner 441 00:22:55,349 --> 00:22:56,817 than you need to? 442 00:22:58,424 --> 00:23:01,253 But if you want one, we... we can get you one. 443 00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:02,493 Well, yeah. 444 00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:04,192 So you want one? 445 00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:05,290 Yes. I already said that. 446 00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:07,960 Right. Okay. 447 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:12,202 Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that. 448 00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:15,206 -This week? -Yes. Good night. 449 00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:19,706 Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay. 450 00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:21,506 MARGARET: So glad that's over with, God. 451 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:23,074 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 452 00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,212 (PARENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 453 00:23:30,884 --> 00:23:32,655 WOMAN: I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment. 454 00:23:33,886 --> 00:23:35,522 Are you here for the PTA meeting? 455 00:23:35,558 --> 00:23:38,890 Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon. 456 00:23:38,926 --> 00:23:42,626 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother. 457 00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:44,964 -I met Margaret. -Oh, oh. 458 00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,764 We're just about to get started, so please come in. 459 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,635 -Have a seat. -Okay, thank you. 460 00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:49,900 -All right. -Just anywhere is fine? 461 00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:51,468 -Here. Just right here. -Okay, okay. 462 00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:53,709 Here we go. 463 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,679 Thank you all for coming. 464 00:23:57,715 --> 00:24:00,416 Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents. 465 00:24:00,451 --> 00:24:01,777 Let's dive right in and get started 466 00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:03,482 the way we do every year, 467 00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:05,248 by forming our committees. 468 00:24:05,284 --> 00:24:08,419 First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee. 469 00:24:08,455 --> 00:24:09,485 Any volunteers? 470 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,257 Ooh. Okay. 471 00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,493 Oh. Wonderful. 472 00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:16,926 Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay. 473 00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:20,538 Next, the Delano Social Committee. 474 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:21,864 Sure, yeah. Okay. 475 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:25,408 -Okay. -(LAUGHS LIGHTLY) Great. 476 00:24:25,443 --> 00:24:27,743 All right. The Fundraising Committee. 477 00:24:30,214 --> 00:24:31,345 Good for you, Barbara. 478 00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:32,709 This is going to be great. 479 00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:34,846 All right, pencils down. 480 00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,483 Kindly pass your worksheets forward. 481 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,422 How'd you do, Margaret? 482 00:24:39,457 --> 00:24:40,484 MARGARET: I think I did pretty good. 483 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,689 All right, uh... 484 00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:44,087 Before the bell, I want to share some news 485 00:24:44,122 --> 00:24:46,762 that I think will make you all very happy. 486 00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:49,798 (CHUCKLES) Now that you all are in the sixth grade, 487 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,896 you'll get to do a full, year-long research project. 488 00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,939 -(STUDENTS GROANING) -Yes! 489 00:24:55,975 --> 00:24:57,304 BOY: The worst. 490 00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,541 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 491 00:24:59,576 --> 00:25:00,671 Margaret, I would like to talk to you 492 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,674 for a moment after class. 493 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,275 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret? 494 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:13,217 -Hi. -Please have a seat. 495 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,386 So basically, I'm just having little chats 496 00:25:17,422 --> 00:25:20,064 with each student in advance of your research projects 497 00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:21,158 to answer any questions 498 00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:23,733 or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice. 499 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,568 Oh. 500 00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:27,999 And I read your getting-to-know-you paper. 501 00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:30,032 And I noticed under the "I hate" section, 502 00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:32,902 you wrote "religious holidays." 503 00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:35,976 Which I... I found curious. 504 00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:41,779 If you don't want to share, you don't... 505 00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:43,153 You don't have to, Margaret. 506 00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:45,181 Oh, no. It's just, um... 507 00:25:45,216 --> 00:25:47,116 I guess I just don't like those holidays 508 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,360 because I don't celebrate any of them. 509 00:25:49,395 --> 00:25:51,561 My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian, 510 00:25:51,597 --> 00:25:54,498 so instead of picking which religion I am, uh, 511 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,431 they just decided that I wouldn't have one 512 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,567 and I can choose when I grow up. 513 00:25:58,602 --> 00:26:01,736 And have you given that much thought? 514 00:26:01,772 --> 00:26:03,867 Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish. 515 00:26:03,902 --> 00:26:05,002 And your other grandparents 516 00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:07,203 want you to be Christian, I imagine. 517 00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:09,145 I don't know. I've never met them before. 518 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:10,676 They live in Ohio. 519 00:26:10,712 --> 00:26:12,309 So you've never met them at all? 520 00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:15,785 -No. -Oh. 521 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:20,053 Well, if I may suggest it, 522 00:26:20,888 --> 00:26:22,889 I feel like "religion" could be 523 00:26:22,924 --> 00:26:25,223 a very compelling research topic for you. 524 00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:30,267 SYLVIA: (ON PHONE) Tickets are tenth row, 525 00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:32,733 dead center, very hard to get. 526 00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,700 -Tell her that. -BARBARA: I will. 527 00:26:34,736 --> 00:26:36,872 -Is she excited? -She's excited. 528 00:26:36,907 --> 00:26:40,106 Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited? 529 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,010 She's excited. 530 00:26:42,045 --> 00:26:44,676 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited! 531 00:26:44,711 --> 00:26:46,750 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 532 00:26:47,779 --> 00:26:48,848 MARGARET: Hey. 533 00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,553 -Hey. -What happened to the couch? 534 00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:53,589 Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 535 00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,991 I was thinking maybe something modern? 536 00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:58,562 I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school? 537 00:26:58,597 --> 00:27:01,096 You're home a little later than usual, huh? 538 00:27:01,131 --> 00:27:02,764 Yeah. 539 00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:06,000 Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad? 540 00:27:06,972 --> 00:27:08,670 Um... 541 00:27:08,706 --> 00:27:10,535 Well, what made you think about that? 542 00:27:10,571 --> 00:27:12,102 Just wondering. 543 00:27:12,137 --> 00:27:14,806 I mean, I know that we don't see them 544 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,677 because they're so far away, 545 00:27:16,713 --> 00:27:18,441 but why don't we even talk to them? 546 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,912 We just, we just don't. 547 00:27:22,947 --> 00:27:25,217 It's, uh... It's, um... 548 00:27:26,324 --> 00:27:27,784 It's such a long story. 549 00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:29,119 What do you mean? 550 00:27:29,154 --> 00:27:31,857 I mean, I'll tell you another time. 551 00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:33,830 Why can't you just tell me now? 552 00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:35,964 (SIGHS) 553 00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:38,230 Um... 554 00:27:43,637 --> 00:27:45,743 (SIGHS) I just... 555 00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:51,914 Look, I just... 556 00:27:53,612 --> 00:27:54,851 Uh... 557 00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:58,181 So, um... 558 00:27:58,217 --> 00:28:01,319 We don't see my parents because, um... 559 00:28:03,427 --> 00:28:05,158 They don't want to. 560 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:07,765 What? 561 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,834 My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and... 562 00:28:11,534 --> 00:28:12,966 before you were born, 563 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:16,532 when your dad and I first fell in love, 564 00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:21,475 um, they told me that it would be very hard for them 565 00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:23,176 to, uh, have a... 566 00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:25,211 Sorry. 567 00:28:25,844 --> 00:28:27,849 Jewish son-in-law. 568 00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,386 They told me it would be very hard for them 569 00:28:29,421 --> 00:28:31,950 to have a Jewish son-in-law. 570 00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,588 And that if I wanted to marry him, 571 00:28:34,624 --> 00:28:36,725 that was my business, but 572 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,390 I wouldn't be their daughter anymore. 573 00:28:40,795 --> 00:28:42,459 But you are their daughter. 574 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:51,237 Mmm-hmm. (SNIFFLES) I guess, um, what I mean is that, um... 575 00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:56,209 They just didn't want me in their life anymore. 576 00:28:58,414 --> 00:28:59,509 So, I'm not. 577 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,924 -(VOICE BREAKING) Mom. -It's okay. Oh, honey. 578 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,755 (MOANS) 579 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,895 It was a long time ago. 580 00:29:13,364 --> 00:29:14,864 I have you guys. 581 00:29:14,899 --> 00:29:17,565 Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station 582 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,901 so we could have the car 583 00:29:18,937 --> 00:29:20,838 because we're supposed to go shopping, remember? 584 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:23,304 Remember? Bras? 585 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:24,567 Whoo-hoo. 586 00:29:26,604 --> 00:29:28,912 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 587 00:29:29,378 --> 00:29:30,413 (SIGHS) 588 00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:32,110 I can't believe this. 589 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,517 What kind of parents would do that? 590 00:29:34,552 --> 00:29:36,315 And blame it on religion? 591 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:40,522 God, please take care of my mom. 592 00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:41,691 She's a good person. 593 00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:43,926 -She's nice to everyone. -You're welcome. 594 00:29:43,961 --> 00:29:45,728 MARGARET: Even when she doesn't need to be. 595 00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,062 -Thank you. -Can't forget about you. 596 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,327 MARGARET: I don't know why this happened. 597 00:29:50,362 --> 00:29:53,601 But please, somehow, make it all okay. 598 00:29:53,636 --> 00:29:55,531 And here are the bras. 599 00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:57,840 MARGARET: Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today. 600 00:29:57,876 --> 00:29:59,844 I'd like something to put in it, please. 601 00:30:00,608 --> 00:30:01,811 Excuse me. 602 00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:04,813 Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter. 603 00:30:04,848 --> 00:30:08,015 Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small. 604 00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:10,019 But come with me, dear, I'll measure you. 605 00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:15,486 Arms up, dear. 606 00:30:21,199 --> 00:30:22,225 Hmm. 607 00:30:22,261 --> 00:30:25,868 Barely a 28. Not even a double-A. 608 00:30:25,903 --> 00:30:27,232 Your best bet is going to be to go with 609 00:30:27,267 --> 00:30:29,038 -one of these Gro-Bras here. -It's okay. 610 00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:31,969 So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you. 611 00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:33,537 Okay. Thank you very much. 612 00:30:33,572 --> 00:30:36,045 -WOMAN: Sure. -Thanks, we'll just go try it on. 613 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,312 -Um... -Hmm? Oh. 614 00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,749 Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep. 615 00:30:44,784 --> 00:30:46,855 Here we go. 616 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,153 (SIGHS) This is always the tough bit. 617 00:30:49,189 --> 00:30:51,825 I can't even do this to this day. 618 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:55,493 Okay. All right. Can I see? 619 00:30:58,498 --> 00:31:01,571 -How's that feel? -I cannot wait to take it off. 620 00:31:01,606 --> 00:31:04,205 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood. 621 00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:08,308 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 622 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:14,446 (CHILDREN YELLING) 623 00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:35,667 Oh, hello. 624 00:31:35,702 --> 00:31:36,738 Hello. 625 00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:39,977 Look at you. Working the land. 626 00:31:40,743 --> 00:31:42,177 Heavy machinery, ouch. 627 00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:44,479 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 628 00:31:44,514 --> 00:31:45,675 Not for me. 629 00:31:46,243 --> 00:31:47,549 -(ENGINE STARTS) -Ooh. 630 00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:49,118 There it is, yeah. 631 00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:53,050 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 632 00:31:53,086 --> 00:31:54,288 -No, sir. -(CHUCKLES) 633 00:31:58,461 --> 00:31:59,722 (SIGHS) 634 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,435 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 635 00:32:12,074 --> 00:32:15,606 I'm Laura Danker. What's your name? 636 00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:29,257 -(HERB SCREAMS) -(MUSIC STOPS) 637 00:32:31,057 --> 00:32:33,063 God damn it! (GROANS) 638 00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:35,997 BARBARA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 639 00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:39,696 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 640 00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:41,868 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 641 00:32:41,903 --> 00:32:43,137 Whose side are you on? 642 00:32:43,173 --> 00:32:44,769 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 643 00:32:44,805 --> 00:32:45,875 I'm fine. 644 00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:47,638 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 645 00:32:48,173 --> 00:32:50,377 (LAWN MOWER RUNNING) 646 00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,715 NANCY: Well, time for Boy Books, everyone. 647 00:32:59,283 --> 00:33:00,588 Who wants to go first? 648 00:33:00,624 --> 00:33:01,617 Like it matters. 649 00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:04,259 We all already know who everyone put down. 650 00:33:04,859 --> 00:33:06,859 ALL: Philip Leroy! 651 00:33:06,895 --> 00:33:08,196 NANCY: He's so cute. 652 00:33:08,232 --> 00:33:09,491 GRETCHEN: It's been the same since second grade. 653 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:11,000 Well, he looks better this year. 654 00:33:11,035 --> 00:33:12,463 -GRETCHEN: Really? -Yes. He must have gone 655 00:33:12,498 --> 00:33:14,003 -to the beach or something. -He doesn't look 656 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,004 -any different. -Who'd you put down, Margaret? 657 00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:18,840 -Yeah, I put him, too. -(CHUCKLES) 658 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,173 All right, well, that was quick. 659 00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:23,946 Now it's time to check for the bras. 660 00:33:23,982 --> 00:33:25,712 -(BRA STRAP SNAPS) -Gretchen has a bra. 661 00:33:25,748 --> 00:33:27,315 Janie has a bra. 662 00:33:27,949 --> 00:33:29,920 Margaret has a bra. Huh. 663 00:33:29,955 --> 00:33:31,448 Now, let's go around and tell our sizes. 664 00:33:31,483 --> 00:33:35,186 Well, mine didn't say it had a size. 665 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,154 It just said it was a Gro-Bra. 666 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:38,923 Yeah, I got that one, too. 667 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,222 Oh, same here. 668 00:33:40,258 --> 00:33:41,762 NANCY: Well, not me. 669 00:33:41,798 --> 00:33:43,364 I'm a 32, double-A. 670 00:33:45,069 --> 00:33:47,131 If you want to get out of those small bras, 671 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,234 you're going to have to do 672 00:33:48,269 --> 00:33:49,733 the same exercising technique I do. 673 00:33:49,768 --> 00:33:52,336 -There's an exercise? -NANCY: Of course there is. 674 00:33:52,372 --> 00:33:53,803 You hold your arms out like this 675 00:33:53,838 --> 00:33:57,607 and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 676 00:33:57,642 --> 00:34:00,951 "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." 677 00:34:00,986 --> 00:34:03,349 -Does that really work? -I'm living proof. 678 00:34:03,384 --> 00:34:06,281 Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up! 679 00:34:06,317 --> 00:34:08,452 You'll see. Get up. 680 00:34:08,487 --> 00:34:11,829 I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 681 00:34:11,864 --> 00:34:14,023 ALL: I must, I must increase my bust. 682 00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:15,362 Chin up! 683 00:34:15,398 --> 00:34:19,002 ALL: We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 684 00:34:19,038 --> 00:34:22,973 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 685 00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:24,404 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "We must, we must, 686 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,874 -"we must increase our bust." -(GIRLS SHRIEKING) 687 00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:29,111 Shut up! You're so stupid! 688 00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:30,447 -Shut up! -EVAN: I can feel it working! 689 00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:32,347 (YELLS) Mom! 690 00:34:33,579 --> 00:34:34,981 BARBARA: Grandma said she'll pick you up 691 00:34:35,016 --> 00:34:36,084 right where you pull in. 692 00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,587 -Yes. -I don't want you to talk to 693 00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:38,655 anybody on the bus. 694 00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:39,582 -Especially men. -Right. 695 00:34:39,617 --> 00:34:40,991 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 696 00:34:41,026 --> 00:34:42,893 -Okay. Okay, Dad. -...by the bus driver. 697 00:34:42,928 --> 00:34:44,288 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 698 00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:45,790 she's traveling by herself today 699 00:34:45,825 --> 00:34:47,194 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 700 00:34:47,229 --> 00:34:48,291 -DRIVER: Sure, lady. -Mom, come on. 701 00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:49,394 Okay, good bye. Good bye. 702 00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:50,827 -It's going to be fun. Bye. -Bye! 703 00:34:51,395 --> 00:34:52,702 -Okay. Have fun. -See ya. 704 00:34:52,738 --> 00:34:54,336 Right there, right there! 705 00:34:56,139 --> 00:34:57,369 HERB: Good. BARBARA: There you go. 706 00:34:57,404 --> 00:35:00,177 -See ya! -Independence is good, right? 707 00:35:01,378 --> 00:35:03,444 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 708 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,913 I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone, 709 00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,315 so can you just 710 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,418 not let anything really horrible happen? 711 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:14,723 Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better. 712 00:35:14,758 --> 00:35:16,226 (BUS BRAKES HISS) 713 00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:20,824 You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion. 714 00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:26,401 I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God. 715 00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:28,799 You wouldn't mind, would you? 716 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,134 I'll tell you all about it. 717 00:35:31,169 --> 00:35:33,908 And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first. 718 00:35:33,943 --> 00:35:36,312 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 719 00:35:44,821 --> 00:35:46,014 (BUS BRAKES HISS) 720 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,983 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 721 00:35:48,019 --> 00:35:50,520 ♪ I've information vegetable Animal, and mineral 722 00:35:50,555 --> 00:35:51,921 ♪ I know the kings of England 723 00:35:51,956 --> 00:35:53,727 ♪ And I quote The fights historical... ♪ 724 00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:54,797 Grandma! 725 00:35:54,832 --> 00:35:56,229 Darling, you made it. 726 00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:59,902 Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous. 727 00:35:59,937 --> 00:36:01,037 So do you. Your hair's red. 728 00:36:01,072 --> 00:36:02,534 Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl. 729 00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:04,273 Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman 730 00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:06,810 and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte. 731 00:36:06,845 --> 00:36:07,869 ♪ With many cheerful facts 732 00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,010 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 733 00:36:09,045 --> 00:36:10,278 ♪ With many cheerful facts 734 00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:11,342 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 735 00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,610 ♪ With many cheerful facts 736 00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:14,409 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 737 00:36:14,445 --> 00:36:15,980 (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) 738 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:18,388 ♪ Then I can write a washing Bill in Babylonic cuneiform 739 00:36:18,423 --> 00:36:20,489 ♪ And tell you every detail Of Caractacus's uniform 740 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:22,490 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 741 00:36:22,526 --> 00:36:25,054 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 742 00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:27,463 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 743 00:36:27,498 --> 00:36:29,728 ♪ He is the very model Of a modern Major-General ♪ 744 00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,435 SYLVIA: Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always 745 00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:38,137 put your hand lotion on last thing at night. 746 00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:39,273 And then, some ladies 747 00:36:39,308 --> 00:36:41,075 put gloves on over that to sleep in. 748 00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,840 -You know why? -(GIGGLING) No. 749 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:45,377 Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this, 750 00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:46,478 what I'm going to tell you now. 751 00:36:46,513 --> 00:36:49,082 -Okay? Okay, swear? -Okay. I swear. 752 00:36:49,117 --> 00:36:50,383 So, I actually did this. 753 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,988 I got a really fabulous hand cream 754 00:36:52,023 --> 00:36:53,320 and I bought these white gloves 755 00:36:53,355 --> 00:36:54,653 -and I put them on. All right. -Oh! 756 00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:56,892 No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like, 757 00:36:56,927 --> 00:36:58,128 I must've been asleep, 758 00:36:58,163 --> 00:36:59,326 and you know, and I must've gone like this 759 00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,594 and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?" 760 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,796 (LAUGHING) Because I couldn't feel my own hands. 761 00:37:06,236 --> 00:37:08,030 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -I was frightened. 762 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:14,639 Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight. 763 00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:17,374 -It was amazing. -You are a great date, toots. 764 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,211 Oh, my gosh. You are. 765 00:37:19,246 --> 00:37:22,383 (SIGHS) Lordy, Lordy. 766 00:37:22,419 --> 00:37:25,022 Before I forget, if you hear, like, a (SNORES) 767 00:37:25,057 --> 00:37:26,719 or a (BLOWS RASPBERRY) it's not me. 768 00:37:27,387 --> 00:37:29,025 Okay? You're just dreaming 769 00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,925 and you're dreaming. All right? 770 00:37:30,961 --> 00:37:32,989 Okay. Sweet dreams. 771 00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:34,958 (SYLVIA SIGHS) 772 00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:43,439 Hey, Grandma. 773 00:37:43,906 --> 00:37:45,342 Yeah, sugar. 774 00:37:46,571 --> 00:37:48,770 Do you think maybe I could go 775 00:37:48,806 --> 00:37:50,473 to the temple with you sometime? 776 00:37:50,508 --> 00:37:53,383 (GASPS) You bet you can. 777 00:37:54,115 --> 00:37:55,880 Really? Really? 778 00:37:56,588 --> 00:37:57,783 Yeah. 779 00:37:57,818 --> 00:38:01,050 We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear. 780 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:04,394 MAN: Welcome. 781 00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:07,423 -Welcome. -My granddaughter is here with me today. 782 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,659 Shabbat Shalom. 783 00:38:08,694 --> 00:38:11,566 My granddaughter. My granddaughter. 784 00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:18,736 There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city. 785 00:38:18,771 --> 00:38:21,037 Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom. 786 00:38:22,045 --> 00:38:23,505 Welcome, dear friends. 787 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,045 Oh, it's starting. 788 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,411 Shabbat Shalom. 789 00:38:26,447 --> 00:38:27,877 CONGREGATION: Shabbat Shalom. 790 00:38:27,912 --> 00:38:30,120 Shabbat Shalom means "hello," "goodbye," 791 00:38:30,155 --> 00:38:31,782 "peace and harmony," and other stuff. 792 00:38:31,817 --> 00:38:33,454 RABBI: ...in thanks to God this morning. 793 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:37,955 We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26. 794 00:38:39,591 --> 00:38:42,861 (RABBI READING IN HEBREW) 795 00:38:54,243 --> 00:38:56,512 (WOMAN SINGING IN HEBREW) 796 00:39:08,986 --> 00:39:10,455 RABBI: (IN ENGLISH) Agree to the terms 797 00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:12,424 of their covenant with God. 798 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,193 CONGREGATION: Shabbat Shalom. 799 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:15,796 Oh, that was lovely. 800 00:39:15,832 --> 00:39:16,829 Oh! 801 00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:21,399 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations. 802 00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:23,165 Mazel tov. (CHUCKLES) 803 00:39:25,802 --> 00:39:27,069 MARGARET: I don't know, God. 804 00:39:27,104 --> 00:39:29,510 The people seem nice and I like the music, 805 00:39:29,545 --> 00:39:33,614 but I guess I expected something else? 806 00:39:33,650 --> 00:39:37,883 I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe? 807 00:39:39,324 --> 00:39:41,551 I can't believe that she took you to temple 808 00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:42,787 without even asking us. 809 00:39:42,822 --> 00:39:44,293 I'm honestly surprised it took her so long. 810 00:39:44,328 --> 00:39:46,458 I told you guys that it was my idea. 811 00:39:46,493 --> 00:39:48,465 I just wanted to try it out. 812 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,659 I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out. 813 00:39:50,695 --> 00:39:51,727 I don't care about church. 814 00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:53,403 I don't want you to go to church. 815 00:39:53,438 --> 00:39:55,435 I don't think you should be bothering yourself 816 00:39:55,471 --> 00:39:56,936 with any of this stuff right now. 817 00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:58,869 You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up. 818 00:39:58,905 --> 00:40:01,305 Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult. 819 00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:02,675 I'm almost 12. 820 00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:05,449 -That's almost an adult. -(LAUGHING) Honey, no. 821 00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:09,519 -Margaret. (SIGHS) Honey. -(OVEN DINGS) 822 00:40:10,088 --> 00:40:11,417 I shouldn't have laughed. 823 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,686 -It was funny. -I just... 824 00:40:13,721 --> 00:40:15,217 I don't want her to go through any of it. 825 00:40:15,252 --> 00:40:18,462 I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing. 826 00:40:19,491 --> 00:40:20,589 Think about it. 827 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,224 What does that mean? 828 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:23,863 Well... 829 00:40:24,995 --> 00:40:26,963 she'll go to a couple of endless services 830 00:40:26,998 --> 00:40:28,532 and then, she'll realize how lucky she was 831 00:40:28,567 --> 00:40:29,902 we never made her go. 832 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:32,669 Know what got me off going to temple? 833 00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:34,773 -What? -Going to temple. 834 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:36,278 You don't understand a word they're saying. 835 00:40:36,314 --> 00:40:37,745 And you sit there for a long time. 836 00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:40,875 Oh, honey. Oh. 837 00:40:40,911 --> 00:40:42,745 -What? -I am so sorry. I am... 838 00:40:42,781 --> 00:40:44,514 -What? -I swear I'm going to 839 00:40:44,549 --> 00:40:46,318 buy the furniture. 840 00:40:46,354 --> 00:40:47,683 This is all I need. 841 00:40:47,718 --> 00:40:49,086 Look at it. And look... 842 00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:52,958 Oh, God! 843 00:40:53,759 --> 00:40:56,131 Find me a couch that does this. 844 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,996 -(LAUGHING) -Okay? 845 00:41:00,198 --> 00:41:03,105 You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is? 846 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:04,299 -It is. -Yes, it is. 847 00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:08,377 We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black 848 00:41:08,412 --> 00:41:11,944 and then we'll cut out little stars 849 00:41:12,843 --> 00:41:15,412 and recreate the night sky. 850 00:41:15,448 --> 00:41:16,648 (WOMEN EXCLAIM) 851 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:17,946 -Oh, that's sweet. -How lovely. 852 00:41:17,982 --> 00:41:20,557 So how many stars would we need? 853 00:41:21,425 --> 00:41:23,852 Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000. 854 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:26,055 (WOMEN EXCLAIM AND CHUCKLE) 855 00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:27,528 MRS. WHEELER: It shouldn't take us long. 856 00:41:27,563 --> 00:41:29,360 I've got some scissors right here. 857 00:41:29,396 --> 00:41:31,694 Okay. (LAUGHS) 858 00:41:31,729 --> 00:41:32,968 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 859 00:41:33,004 --> 00:41:34,263 Promenade right. 860 00:41:36,975 --> 00:41:39,103 Now, single file. 861 00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:44,677 And that's it. Yeah! 862 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:46,010 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) -All right, great. 863 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:48,045 It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening. 864 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,584 -I'm so glad this is done. -Yeah, that sucked. 865 00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:52,085 -It took forever. -Norman's horrible. 866 00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:54,589 (GIGGLING) 867 00:41:54,624 --> 00:41:57,691 (WHISPERING) Guys. Gretchen got the book. 868 00:41:57,726 --> 00:41:59,924 -(WHISPERING) What book? -NANCY: You know... 869 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,929 My dad's anatomy book that I told you about? 870 00:42:09,602 --> 00:42:12,405 It looks like a thumb. 871 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,743 -What? -(ALL LAUGHING) 872 00:42:17,808 --> 00:42:20,213 -Oh. -It's so saggy. 873 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:21,446 (ALL LAUGHING) 874 00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,483 It's a wobbly blob. 875 00:42:23,518 --> 00:42:25,787 My brother's looks like that. 876 00:42:26,686 --> 00:42:27,950 -Ew. -How do you know? 877 00:42:27,986 --> 00:42:29,455 He walks around naked. I see it. 878 00:42:29,491 --> 00:42:30,789 It's not a pleasant sight. 879 00:42:30,824 --> 00:42:32,228 I never want to see anyone naked, 880 00:42:32,263 --> 00:42:33,292 or have anyone see me naked. 881 00:42:33,328 --> 00:42:34,530 It's just gross. 882 00:42:34,565 --> 00:42:36,262 Come on. What about when you get married? 883 00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:37,695 Especially then. 884 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:40,063 Janie, once you grow a little, 885 00:42:40,098 --> 00:42:41,997 you'll want the whole world to see you. 886 00:42:42,033 --> 00:42:44,140 Just like the girls in Playboy. 887 00:42:44,175 --> 00:42:45,672 What girls in Playboy? 888 00:42:45,707 --> 00:42:49,071 -You've never seen... -BOTH: Playboy? 889 00:42:49,106 --> 00:42:51,444 -(BOTH GIGGLING) -Where would I see it? 890 00:42:51,479 --> 00:42:53,045 My dad gets Playboy. 891 00:42:54,311 --> 00:42:57,782 Wait. So you have a copy here, in this house? 892 00:42:57,817 --> 00:42:59,520 Well, I don't know where it is. 893 00:42:59,555 --> 00:43:01,022 Of course you know where it is. 894 00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:02,019 Go on. 895 00:43:02,054 --> 00:43:03,987 -I don't know. -NANCY: Margaret, come on. 896 00:43:04,022 --> 00:43:06,663 -Go get it. -Go get it, Margaret. 897 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,697 WOMAN: (ON TV) You don't want to overcook 898 00:43:09,732 --> 00:43:11,701 and you don't want to start cooking 899 00:43:11,736 --> 00:43:13,302 the bouillabaisse until just the last minute, 900 00:43:13,337 --> 00:43:14,330 because you've got your... 901 00:43:21,905 --> 00:43:24,844 Look how round they are. 902 00:43:24,879 --> 00:43:27,082 Mine just look like little wizard hats. 903 00:43:27,118 --> 00:43:28,779 (ALL GIGGLING) 904 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,718 "Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old 905 00:43:30,753 --> 00:43:32,686 "who loves water-skiing, horses and going out 906 00:43:32,721 --> 00:43:34,685 "to the mall for an Orange Julius." 907 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,920 Do you think any of us 908 00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:37,892 will look like that when we're 19? 909 00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:42,092 ALL: We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 910 00:43:42,128 --> 00:43:45,400 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 911 00:43:45,435 --> 00:43:46,465 (UPBEAT GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 912 00:43:46,501 --> 00:43:48,298 CHOIR: ♪ Jesus 913 00:43:49,568 --> 00:43:50,802 ♪ Jesus 914 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:53,270 -♪ Hey, God -♪ Jesus 915 00:43:54,741 --> 00:43:57,477 ♪ I'm gonna tell everybody 916 00:43:57,513 --> 00:44:00,409 ♪ Not to be afraid... 917 00:44:00,444 --> 00:44:02,417 MARGARET: I don't know if I got the feeling, God, 918 00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:04,651 but I'm sure in a good mood. 919 00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:08,685 SINGER: ♪ The kingdom of Jesus 920 00:44:08,721 --> 00:44:11,794 ♪ Has come ♪ 921 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,559 (CHEERY CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING) 922 00:44:15,595 --> 00:44:17,800 (SHOVELING SNOW) 923 00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:22,934 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 924 00:44:22,969 --> 00:44:24,906 (INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 925 00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:34,545 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 926 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:37,116 (HUMMING SOFTLY) 927 00:44:53,169 --> 00:44:54,331 (SIGHS) 928 00:45:21,793 --> 00:45:23,228 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 929 00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:25,197 (COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES) 930 00:45:29,808 --> 00:45:32,935 Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards? 931 00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:34,204 Uh, New Year's cards. 932 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,809 Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year. 933 00:45:35,844 --> 00:45:37,472 -Yeah. -Um, oh, there's the mailman. 934 00:45:37,508 --> 00:45:39,044 -Can you... You've got your boots on? -Yeah. 935 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,714 -Can you just run those out to him? -Sure. 936 00:45:40,749 --> 00:45:42,247 -Thank you, honey. -Of course. 937 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,153 -Thank you. -Thank you. 938 00:46:01,371 --> 00:46:02,806 Norman Fisher? 939 00:46:03,806 --> 00:46:05,133 BARBARA: So, who's Norman Fisher? 940 00:46:05,168 --> 00:46:07,709 This weird kid in my class. 941 00:46:07,744 --> 00:46:09,311 I don't even know why he invited me. 942 00:46:09,346 --> 00:46:10,543 I barely know him. 943 00:46:10,578 --> 00:46:15,176 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 944 00:46:15,211 --> 00:46:17,016 -Hello? -Did you get invited 945 00:46:17,051 --> 00:46:18,914 to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party? 946 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,082 Yeah. You did, too? 947 00:46:20,117 --> 00:46:21,482 Everyone did. The whole class. 948 00:46:21,518 --> 00:46:23,858 Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy. 949 00:46:23,893 --> 00:46:26,729 -Even Laura Danker? -I said everybody. 950 00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:28,961 Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom 951 00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:30,598 and I guess it's a big deal dinner party. 952 00:46:30,634 --> 00:46:32,594 We have to look extremely nice. 953 00:46:33,536 --> 00:46:35,971 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 954 00:46:40,474 --> 00:46:41,508 Ow! 955 00:46:41,544 --> 00:46:43,143 Ready? Lean on back. 956 00:46:45,481 --> 00:46:46,575 No. No, no, no. 957 00:46:47,715 --> 00:46:49,512 Where are my shoes? 958 00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:51,547 Oh, my God! 959 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:56,288 Mom! 960 00:46:59,794 --> 00:47:01,027 JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go. 961 00:47:01,063 --> 00:47:04,032 Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving! 962 00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:11,101 -We are done. -Yes! 963 00:47:11,137 --> 00:47:12,502 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom. 964 00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:13,904 MRS. POTTER: Perfect. One more for your body. One more. 965 00:47:13,939 --> 00:47:15,877 Okay, let's go. Mom, no! 966 00:47:15,913 --> 00:47:18,240 MRS. POTTER: Okay. Wait. One more time. Please. 967 00:47:18,276 --> 00:47:19,914 I'm going to get these printed. 968 00:47:19,949 --> 00:47:21,411 -It's weird. -Okay, here. Just push them... 969 00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:23,112 Lick them with your fingers and stick it back. 970 00:47:23,147 --> 00:47:24,451 You got to go, you got to go. 971 00:47:24,487 --> 00:47:27,015 (GIRLS CHEERING) 972 00:47:27,051 --> 00:47:28,885 Bye! Thank you, Jan. 973 00:47:28,921 --> 00:47:31,525 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 974 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,729 GRETCHEN: My God, 975 00:47:32,764 --> 00:47:33,957 I am so excited for all of us to do this. 976 00:47:33,992 --> 00:47:35,264 (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 977 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,296 (MUZAK PLAYING) 978 00:47:39,636 --> 00:47:40,769 All right, I'll just, um... 979 00:47:40,804 --> 00:47:42,737 -Just, just... -NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay. 980 00:47:42,773 --> 00:47:45,634 I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun. 981 00:47:49,043 --> 00:47:52,014 (70S POP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 982 00:47:54,517 --> 00:47:55,611 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 983 00:47:59,388 --> 00:48:00,517 (BLOWS) 984 00:48:02,723 --> 00:48:04,092 He's hilarious. 985 00:48:10,196 --> 00:48:11,597 How come she never talks to anybody? 986 00:48:11,633 --> 00:48:13,002 I don't know. 987 00:48:13,037 --> 00:48:15,501 Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why. 988 00:48:15,537 --> 00:48:16,868 (GIGGLING) 989 00:48:16,904 --> 00:48:18,037 (SPOON CLANKING ON GLASS) 990 00:48:18,073 --> 00:48:20,003 Now, if everybody's had enough to eat, 991 00:48:20,038 --> 00:48:23,443 we can start the games. 992 00:48:23,479 --> 00:48:24,711 The games? 993 00:48:24,746 --> 00:48:27,115 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING) 994 00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:31,053 NORMAN: I'll spin first. 995 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:44,695 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 996 00:48:44,731 --> 00:48:46,728 ALL: Ooh! 997 00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:49,071 (GIGGLES) 998 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:59,213 Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin. 999 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,683 (ALL LAUGHING) 1000 00:49:07,718 --> 00:49:10,255 -This is a great party. -Do we have to play this game? 1001 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,061 Well then, let's play a different game, huh? 1002 00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:16,098 I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet. 1003 00:49:16,499 --> 00:49:17,599 What's that? 1004 00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:18,726 Well, we all get a number, 1005 00:49:18,762 --> 00:49:21,833 and then somebody will call out, like, number six 1006 00:49:21,868 --> 00:49:22,970 and then those two 1007 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:25,274 will go into the closet and, you know... 1008 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,208 ALL: Ooh! 1009 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,379 Number three. 1010 00:49:37,247 --> 00:49:38,381 Who's number three? 1011 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,782 Somebody's got to be number three. 1012 00:49:44,990 --> 00:49:47,690 (ALL LAUGHING) 1013 00:49:49,359 --> 00:49:51,130 Go ahead. Into the bathroom. 1014 00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:53,633 Somebody get Freddy a step stool. 1015 00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,467 (ALL LAUGH) 1016 00:50:04,244 --> 00:50:05,681 What do you think they're doing? 1017 00:50:05,716 --> 00:50:07,781 -(SHUSHING) -I'm sorry. 1018 00:50:07,816 --> 00:50:09,217 (BATHROOM DOOR OPENS) 1019 00:50:10,949 --> 00:50:14,519 ALL: Ooh! 1020 00:50:15,954 --> 00:50:17,258 You're next. 1021 00:50:19,927 --> 00:50:24,529 I pick number... 12. 1022 00:50:31,672 --> 00:50:32,669 What? 1023 00:50:33,543 --> 00:50:34,539 You're 12? 1024 00:50:36,942 --> 00:50:39,141 ALL: Ooh! 1025 00:50:39,177 --> 00:50:41,381 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1026 00:50:50,053 --> 00:50:51,457 Nice. 1027 00:50:52,022 --> 00:50:53,261 Sorry. 1028 00:51:19,382 --> 00:51:21,751 Margaret, turn around. 1029 00:51:31,732 --> 00:51:32,762 Um... 1030 00:51:33,569 --> 00:51:34,599 So... 1031 00:51:36,506 --> 00:51:37,569 Hi. 1032 00:51:38,343 --> 00:51:39,340 Hey. 1033 00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:42,178 So... 1034 00:51:46,111 --> 00:51:47,315 (PHILIP CHUCKLES) 1035 00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:51,748 (KISSES) 1036 00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,491 (DOOR OPENS) 1037 00:52:00,027 --> 00:52:01,857 (CHILDREN CHEERING) 1038 00:52:08,805 --> 00:52:10,635 (HYMN PLAYING ON ORGAN) 1039 00:52:13,142 --> 00:52:14,944 NANCY: So, the kiss was really good? 1040 00:52:14,979 --> 00:52:18,277 They were pretty good kisses. Yeah. 1041 00:52:18,312 --> 00:52:21,646 Kisses? He kissed you more than once? 1042 00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:24,653 Like, how many times? 1043 00:52:24,689 --> 00:52:26,288 About five, I think. 1044 00:52:27,189 --> 00:52:29,522 I don't know. I think I lost count. 1045 00:52:31,723 --> 00:52:33,795 I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God, 1046 00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,361 but it's just too good. 1047 00:52:36,397 --> 00:52:38,729 Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus. 1048 00:52:40,771 --> 00:52:43,170 (ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1049 00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:45,433 The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine, 1050 00:52:45,469 --> 00:52:47,243 verses six and seven says, 1051 00:52:47,278 --> 00:52:52,543 "For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given 1052 00:52:52,578 --> 00:52:55,247 "and he will be called Wonderful Counselor, 1053 00:52:55,283 --> 00:52:58,650 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father" 1054 00:52:58,685 --> 00:53:01,120 MARGARET: If only you could give me a hint, God. 1055 00:53:01,155 --> 00:53:02,858 (PRIEST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1056 00:53:02,893 --> 00:53:04,821 I'm more confused than ever. 1057 00:53:06,127 --> 00:53:07,890 Which religion should I be? 1058 00:53:09,595 --> 00:53:11,195 Sometimes I just wish I'd been born 1059 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,631 one way or the other. 1060 00:53:14,068 --> 00:53:15,964 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1061 00:53:40,097 --> 00:53:41,622 Hi, there. This is Barbara calling, 1062 00:53:41,657 --> 00:53:43,660 from Delano Elementary School. 1063 00:53:43,696 --> 00:53:46,995 And we're just looking for, uh... donations. 1064 00:53:47,703 --> 00:53:49,138 Sorry. 1065 00:53:49,173 --> 00:53:52,308 Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner. 1066 00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,937 Okay. Bye-bye. 1067 00:53:57,207 --> 00:53:58,479 (SIGHS) 1068 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,584 -(BIRD CHIRPING OUTSIDE) -(GASPS) 1069 00:54:08,658 --> 00:54:09,853 (GASPS) 1070 00:54:17,096 --> 00:54:18,301 (SOFTLY) Hi. 1071 00:54:19,331 --> 00:54:21,535 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1072 00:54:23,706 --> 00:54:24,703 (SIGHS) 1073 00:54:26,372 --> 00:54:27,607 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 1074 00:54:28,242 --> 00:54:29,409 (BIRD CONTINUES CHIRPING) 1075 00:54:29,444 --> 00:54:32,513 I can't believe you're still there. Okay. 1076 00:54:37,654 --> 00:54:38,651 Okay. 1077 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,727 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -(GASPS) 1078 00:54:50,095 --> 00:54:51,433 No. 1079 00:54:56,673 --> 00:54:57,568 Jan. 1080 00:54:57,603 --> 00:55:00,376 I just popped by to pick up your stars. 1081 00:55:00,843 --> 00:55:03,475 Yes. Um... 1082 00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:06,345 Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in. 1083 00:55:06,381 --> 00:55:10,581 Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars. 1084 00:55:10,617 --> 00:55:14,588 Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready. 1085 00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:18,986 You know, I ordered furniture and, um, 1086 00:55:19,021 --> 00:55:21,425 -they still haven't sent it. -Oh, my gosh. 1087 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,260 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um... 1088 00:55:23,296 --> 00:55:25,733 Stars. Stars. Stars. 1089 00:55:25,769 --> 00:55:27,095 (GIGGLES) 1090 00:55:27,936 --> 00:55:29,235 Thank you. 1091 00:55:29,270 --> 00:55:31,206 Oh, and don't say anything, 1092 00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:34,235 but Deb's stars are a little lopsided. 1093 00:55:34,271 --> 00:55:35,439 Oh. 1094 00:55:35,474 --> 00:55:37,338 You know, yours are so good. 1095 00:55:37,374 --> 00:55:38,577 Thank you. 1096 00:55:38,612 --> 00:55:41,049 You think you could do her allotment, too? 1097 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,946 Just between the two of us? 1098 00:55:44,153 --> 00:55:45,980 (STUTTERING) Sure... Yes. 1099 00:55:46,016 --> 00:55:49,425 Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll. (LAUGHS) 1100 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:53,492 Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still. 1101 00:55:53,528 --> 00:55:55,224 -I'll get the door there. -Thank you. 1102 00:55:55,259 --> 00:55:56,725 Okay. 1103 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,395 Okay, bye. Thank you for these. 1104 00:55:58,430 --> 00:56:00,161 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime. 1105 00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,902 (GROANS) 1106 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,614 Hello, girls. 1107 00:56:14,082 --> 00:56:15,415 I'm Mrs. Webster. 1108 00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:17,250 And I am here to speak to you today 1109 00:56:17,285 --> 00:56:18,850 about your changing bodies. 1110 00:56:21,258 --> 00:56:24,325 Told you this was the big sex movie. 1111 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,558 MRS. WEBSTER: Some of you may have 1112 00:56:25,593 --> 00:56:28,661 already begun to experience these changes. 1113 00:56:28,696 --> 00:56:31,197 While others of you still haven't experienced 1114 00:56:31,232 --> 00:56:33,161 a single change at all. 1115 00:56:34,205 --> 00:56:36,203 We're going to watch a short film 1116 00:56:36,238 --> 00:56:38,034 to learn a little bit more. 1117 00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,643 (GIRLS MURMURING) 1118 00:56:46,676 --> 00:56:49,084 (PROJECTOR WHIRRING) 1119 00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:51,113 (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING) 1120 00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,115 FEMALE NARRATOR: (OVER SCREEN) All girls are unique. 1121 00:56:54,151 --> 00:56:57,591 But sometime, between the ages of nine and 16 1122 00:56:57,627 --> 00:57:00,863 one very special thing happens to every girl, 1123 00:57:00,898 --> 00:57:02,531 menstruation. 1124 00:57:03,832 --> 00:57:07,401 Once a month, a velvety lining of blood and tissue 1125 00:57:07,437 --> 00:57:09,568 forms in her uterus to make a warm, 1126 00:57:09,604 --> 00:57:13,004 nutritious place for a baby to grow. 1127 00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:17,304 If a baby is not conceived, the lining is not needed. 1128 00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:21,379 And so, the blood is released through the vagina. 1129 00:57:21,414 --> 00:57:24,318 That's menstruation. 1130 00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:25,982 Who do you think will get it first? 1131 00:57:26,017 --> 00:57:28,053 (CHUCKLES) Who do you think will get it last? 1132 00:57:28,089 --> 00:57:30,051 (GIGGLING) 1133 00:57:30,087 --> 00:57:32,292 I honestly don't know what's taking me so long 1134 00:57:32,327 --> 00:57:33,992 to get this dumb furniture. 1135 00:57:34,027 --> 00:57:35,859 I guess I just want our house to look like one of those 1136 00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:38,534 nice little houses nice little families have. 1137 00:57:40,236 --> 00:57:41,499 Do you like these egg chairs? 1138 00:57:41,534 --> 00:57:43,605 When did you get your period? 1139 00:57:45,435 --> 00:57:46,471 Um... 1140 00:57:46,506 --> 00:57:48,175 Just tell me how old you were. 1141 00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:51,844 I... I think I was 14? 1142 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,379 That late? 1143 00:57:54,415 --> 00:57:55,647 That's not late, actually. 1144 00:57:55,682 --> 00:57:57,678 I mean, I had a cousin who was 16. 1145 00:57:57,714 --> 00:57:59,983 Sixteen? Oh, my God. 1146 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:02,990 (STUTTERING) I'd... I'd die if I didn't get it 1147 00:58:03,026 --> 00:58:04,356 before I was 16. 1148 00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:05,954 Honey, you will get it 1149 00:58:05,990 --> 00:58:08,525 exactly when you're supposed to get it. 1150 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,829 Don't worry about it. 1151 00:58:12,128 --> 00:58:13,729 NANCY: My mom got me Radio City tickets 1152 00:58:13,764 --> 00:58:15,665 since I got all straight A's. 1153 00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:17,771 Um, does anybody want to come? 1154 00:58:17,806 --> 00:58:20,042 Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming. 1155 00:58:20,077 --> 00:58:21,907 -Oh, I'll go. -Okay. 1156 00:58:24,178 --> 00:58:25,174 I got it. 1157 00:58:26,147 --> 00:58:27,176 Got what? 1158 00:58:28,116 --> 00:58:29,684 My period. 1159 00:58:30,152 --> 00:58:31,983 (MARGARET GASPS) 1160 00:58:32,018 --> 00:58:34,288 I just don't really understand how you got it first 1161 00:58:34,323 --> 00:58:35,587 when I have way more than you. 1162 00:58:35,623 --> 00:58:37,019 Well, that doesn't mean anything. 1163 00:58:37,054 --> 00:58:38,660 -Yes, it does, Gretchen. -Okay, just tell us 1164 00:58:38,696 --> 00:58:41,124 -how it happened. -Start from the very beginning. 1165 00:58:42,663 --> 00:58:46,529 Well, I was sitting there at dinner 1166 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:47,996 eating my meatloaf 1167 00:58:48,032 --> 00:58:50,672 and I felt something coming out of me. 1168 00:58:51,307 --> 00:58:52,905 So I went to the bathroom, 1169 00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:56,909 pulled down my pants and that's when I saw the blood. 1170 00:58:58,642 --> 00:59:00,213 So I called my mom 1171 00:59:00,248 --> 00:59:01,479 and I showed her. 1172 00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:03,517 And (SIGHS) she got some 1173 00:59:03,553 --> 00:59:06,384 "sanitary napkins," as she calls them. 1174 00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,217 I put one on and... 1175 00:59:09,787 --> 00:59:11,825 Well, that's the whole thing. 1176 00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,629 That's the whole thing? Just that? 1177 00:59:16,664 --> 00:59:18,332 -I told you everything. -NANCY: No. 1178 00:59:18,368 --> 00:59:20,469 There has to be something more. 1179 00:59:20,504 --> 00:59:22,766 My sister said that it kinda has a smell. 1180 00:59:22,802 --> 00:59:24,666 But I haven't noticed that yet. 1181 00:59:24,702 --> 00:59:26,607 A smell? Like what? 1182 00:59:26,643 --> 00:59:29,037 She said it kinda smells like the monkey bars. 1183 00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:31,774 -The monkey bars? Ugh. -GRETCHEN: Yeah. 1184 00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:33,944 I used to love the monkey bars. 1185 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:38,249 But do you feel older now? Like more mature? 1186 00:59:38,285 --> 00:59:39,617 Oh, yeah. 1187 00:59:39,652 --> 00:59:41,589 I don't know how to explain it 1188 00:59:41,624 --> 00:59:43,557 and you won't understand it till you get it, 1189 00:59:43,592 --> 00:59:46,659 but I feel like everything's changed. 1190 00:59:46,695 --> 00:59:47,859 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1191 00:59:47,894 --> 00:59:49,497 I've never been so jealous my entire life 1192 00:59:49,532 --> 00:59:50,663 and I hate myself for being jealous. 1193 00:59:50,698 --> 00:59:52,893 Just please, please just let me grow 1194 00:59:52,929 --> 00:59:54,296 and let me get my period. 1195 00:59:54,331 --> 00:59:56,368 Let me just be normal and regular like everybody else. 1196 00:59:56,404 --> 00:59:57,505 Just please, please, 1197 00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:59,070 please, please, please, please, please! 1198 01:00:02,209 --> 01:00:03,674 Amen. 1199 01:00:03,709 --> 01:00:05,041 (MUZAK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1200 01:00:05,076 --> 01:00:07,516 JANIE: I don't know if I want to do this. 1201 01:00:07,551 --> 01:00:10,015 It's fine. It's just so that we're ready. 1202 01:00:10,615 --> 01:00:12,050 Just in case. 1203 01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:20,322 Come on. 1204 01:00:21,393 --> 01:00:22,764 Okay. 1205 01:00:26,897 --> 01:00:28,902 WOMAN: Next in line, please. 1206 01:00:29,570 --> 01:00:31,069 Please, God, let it be a lady. 1207 01:00:32,404 --> 01:00:33,709 Please. 1208 01:00:34,275 --> 01:00:35,837 Thank you. 1209 01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:37,075 (BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF) 1210 01:00:39,316 --> 01:00:41,075 -Hey, there. -WOMAN: Hey. 1211 01:00:41,111 --> 01:00:42,745 -No... -Let's just put them back. 1212 01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:45,314 No, come on. Come on. 1213 01:00:59,532 --> 01:01:01,429 (BELT WHIRRING) 1214 01:01:02,601 --> 01:01:03,871 (BELT SQUEAKING) 1215 01:01:12,008 --> 01:01:13,947 (BELT CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1216 01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:18,919 -Oh, my God! -Oh! 1217 01:01:22,157 --> 01:01:23,556 (SIGHS) 1218 01:01:23,591 --> 01:01:26,256 -The Tic Tacs! -(LAUGHS) 1219 01:01:27,696 --> 01:01:29,695 -Why the Tic Tacs? -I don't know. 1220 01:01:29,731 --> 01:01:32,229 -Everything worked out. -Oh, man. 1221 01:01:37,341 --> 01:01:39,335 (LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1222 01:02:17,481 --> 01:02:20,046 -(KNOCK AT DOOR) -Uh, come in. 1223 01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:24,077 -Hi. -Hey. 1224 01:02:24,113 --> 01:02:26,080 Uh, you've got a postcard. 1225 01:02:26,115 --> 01:02:29,185 -Oh. Thanks. -Who's in D.C.? 1226 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:33,389 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day. 1227 01:02:34,231 --> 01:02:35,492 -Oh. -Yeah. 1228 01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:37,225 Okay. 1229 01:02:37,261 --> 01:02:39,934 -You want the door closed? -Yeah. Sure. 1230 01:02:45,670 --> 01:02:47,007 "I got it"? 1231 01:02:50,675 --> 01:02:52,474 Oh, come on! 1232 01:02:58,784 --> 01:03:00,922 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1233 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:07,957 Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking. 1234 01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,260 MARGARET: (ON PHONE) Grandma? 1235 01:03:09,861 --> 01:03:12,835 Margaret? What's wrong? 1236 01:03:13,535 --> 01:03:15,068 I just really miss you. 1237 01:03:15,436 --> 01:03:16,432 Oh, honey. 1238 01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,137 Me, too. 1239 01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:20,672 I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and... 1240 01:03:20,707 --> 01:03:22,711 maybe could I come down 1241 01:03:22,746 --> 01:03:24,708 and stay the night like we did last time? 1242 01:03:24,743 --> 01:03:26,481 Oh, sweetheart. 1243 01:03:26,517 --> 01:03:29,049 I'd love to, I'd love... But I... 1244 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:30,512 Well... 1245 01:03:33,590 --> 01:03:35,657 I'm going to be in Florida then. 1246 01:03:35,692 --> 01:03:38,289 I, uh, I heard about this hotel 1247 01:03:38,324 --> 01:03:41,855 and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh... 1248 01:03:41,891 --> 01:03:44,399 Um, okay. 1249 01:03:44,435 --> 01:03:46,594 Wait a minute. Wait. Um... 1250 01:03:47,737 --> 01:03:49,966 What if you fly down to Florida 1251 01:03:50,001 --> 01:03:51,566 and spend a few days with me? 1252 01:03:51,602 --> 01:03:54,905 -Isn't your spring break soon? -Yeah. The end of April. 1253 01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:56,972 Perfect! I'll still be there. 1254 01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,476 I'll ask Mom and Dad. 1255 01:03:58,512 --> 01:04:00,141 Oh, great! 1256 01:04:00,177 --> 01:04:02,951 That's my girl. Bye, darling. 1257 01:04:05,683 --> 01:04:08,317 (SIGHS) 1258 01:04:08,352 --> 01:04:10,091 NANCY: Come on, come on! Front row tickets! 1259 01:04:10,126 --> 01:04:13,625 -Front row tickets, remember? -I'm coming! Yes, coming! 1260 01:04:13,661 --> 01:04:14,724 (SHOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1261 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:16,063 I'm so excited. 1262 01:04:18,795 --> 01:04:20,001 Hi. 1263 01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:21,904 -Hi. -Hey. 1264 01:04:30,447 --> 01:04:32,442 (SHOW MUSIC CONTINUES) 1265 01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:48,458 -Excuse me. -Okay. 1266 01:04:48,793 --> 01:04:49,998 Thank you. 1267 01:04:56,835 --> 01:04:57,937 (MOOSE MUTTERING) 1268 01:04:57,972 --> 01:04:59,942 (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1269 01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:05,039 Sorry. Lefty. 1270 01:05:05,074 --> 01:05:06,575 Oh, no, it's okay. 1271 01:05:09,819 --> 01:05:11,217 Do you know if the waiter's anywhere? 1272 01:05:11,252 --> 01:05:14,385 Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it. 1273 01:05:14,818 --> 01:05:16,024 Thanks. 1274 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:18,455 Hey. 1275 01:05:20,827 --> 01:05:21,961 Do you know something 1276 01:05:21,997 --> 01:05:23,696 I've always liked about you, Margaret? 1277 01:05:23,731 --> 01:05:25,028 -No? -Come with me. 1278 01:05:25,063 --> 01:05:26,395 I got to go to the bathroom. 1279 01:05:26,430 --> 01:05:28,498 We'll be right back. Don't touch my food. 1280 01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:33,275 You know, I've had to go since we got here... 1281 01:05:33,310 --> 01:05:34,404 (URINATING) 1282 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,442 ...and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something. 1283 01:05:36,477 --> 01:05:37,907 Uh-huh. 1284 01:05:37,943 --> 01:05:39,641 (FINISHES URINATING) 1285 01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:42,743 Oh, no. 1286 01:05:43,783 --> 01:05:45,119 -Oh, no. -What? 1287 01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:47,319 Oh, please. Oh, no. 1288 01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:49,717 Nancy? 1289 01:05:51,426 --> 01:05:52,790 Oh, no. 1290 01:05:52,826 --> 01:05:53,990 Nancy, what's wrong? 1291 01:05:54,025 --> 01:05:55,158 Go get my mom, Margaret. 1292 01:05:55,194 --> 01:05:56,895 -What's going on? -Go get my mom. 1293 01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,800 -Please, quick. -Let me in. 1294 01:05:58,835 --> 01:06:02,033 Please, please just go get my mom! 1295 01:06:02,069 --> 01:06:04,006 Okay, okay, I'll be right back. 1296 01:06:06,702 --> 01:06:10,137 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you. 1297 01:06:10,172 --> 01:06:12,410 Oh, oh. All right. 1298 01:06:18,288 --> 01:06:19,116 Nancy? 1299 01:06:19,152 --> 01:06:21,682 -Nancy? -Oh, Mom, please help me. 1300 01:06:21,718 --> 01:06:23,990 -Please help me. Please. -The door's locked, Nancy. 1301 01:06:24,025 --> 01:06:25,389 I can't get in. You have to unlock it. 1302 01:06:25,425 --> 01:06:28,127 -I can't open it, I can't. -Yes, you can, Nancy. 1303 01:06:28,162 --> 01:06:30,362 Unlock this door. Come on. (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1304 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,101 Let me in. 1305 01:06:34,602 --> 01:06:35,631 (SNIFFLES) 1306 01:06:39,905 --> 01:06:40,935 What's going on? 1307 01:06:40,970 --> 01:06:42,469 (SOBS) 1308 01:06:42,505 --> 01:06:44,745 All right, all right, calm down. 1309 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:46,242 Calm down, I can't help you. 1310 01:06:46,278 --> 01:06:48,678 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down. 1311 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:51,713 I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me. 1312 01:06:55,459 --> 01:06:57,587 Hey. What is it? 1313 01:06:59,695 --> 01:07:01,261 (WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY) 1314 01:07:05,768 --> 01:07:09,467 Oh. Well, all right. Um... 1315 01:07:11,102 --> 01:07:12,602 Here. We'll just, uh... 1316 01:07:14,510 --> 01:07:15,805 Margaret? 1317 01:07:15,841 --> 01:07:17,175 Margaret. 1318 01:07:17,210 --> 01:07:21,046 Would you get Nancy a pad, please 1319 01:07:21,081 --> 01:07:23,514 from the dispenser on the wall? 1320 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:27,381 She got her period, sweetie. 1321 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,652 Does she always act like that? 1322 01:07:29,688 --> 01:07:33,194 Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared. 1323 01:07:46,841 --> 01:07:47,868 Thank you, sweetie. 1324 01:07:49,238 --> 01:07:50,673 All right. Yeah? 1325 01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:53,841 All right. 1326 01:07:55,685 --> 01:07:57,414 Well, you girls wash up. 1327 01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,122 I'm going to go tell the others not to worry. 1328 01:08:03,286 --> 01:08:06,260 Not too long now. Okay? 1329 01:08:37,227 --> 01:08:40,525 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1330 01:08:42,128 --> 01:08:44,166 I don't even know what to say. 1331 01:08:45,801 --> 01:08:46,927 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1332 01:09:05,018 --> 01:09:06,683 I'm going to Florida? 1333 01:09:07,551 --> 01:09:09,917 -Happy birthday. -Mom. Thank you so much. 1334 01:09:15,465 --> 01:09:16,462 Hey! 1335 01:09:17,559 --> 01:09:19,867 -Happy birthday. -Thank you. 1336 01:09:19,903 --> 01:09:21,368 Why do we have different seats? 1337 01:09:21,403 --> 01:09:23,700 He said we're in groups to study different countries. 1338 01:09:49,664 --> 01:09:51,325 Oh. Hey. 1339 01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:53,933 Hey. Happy birthday. 1340 01:09:53,968 --> 01:09:55,001 -Thanks. -Oh, and, uh, 1341 01:09:55,036 --> 01:09:58,202 -I got you something. -Ow! 1342 01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:00,075 It's a pinch to grow an inch. 1343 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:03,476 And you know where you need that inch. Hey. 1344 01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:08,775 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1345 01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:11,979 I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him. 1346 01:10:12,014 --> 01:10:15,323 I hate Laura Danker, too! With her big boobs. 1347 01:10:15,359 --> 01:10:18,260 "Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater." 1348 01:10:19,059 --> 01:10:21,591 I hate Nancy. That liar! 1349 01:10:21,627 --> 01:10:23,329 And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads 1350 01:10:23,365 --> 01:10:25,961 with his stupid lips flapping everywhere! 1351 01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:30,100 Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida! 1352 01:10:30,135 --> 01:10:32,340 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 1353 01:10:36,007 --> 01:10:37,004 (SIGHS) 1354 01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:40,211 Philip and Norman should be here. 1355 01:10:40,246 --> 01:10:42,578 They make us do all the work. 1356 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,715 What time is your mom picking you up? 1357 01:10:45,656 --> 01:10:46,749 Not till later. 1358 01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:48,887 I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first. 1359 01:10:48,922 --> 01:10:51,558 Confession? 1360 01:10:51,593 --> 01:10:53,559 It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic. 1361 01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:55,891 What do you confess? 1362 01:10:57,699 --> 01:10:58,696 Things. 1363 01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:02,436 What kinds of things? 1364 01:11:06,676 --> 01:11:07,672 Never mind. 1365 01:11:15,913 --> 01:11:18,012 You're just copying straight out of the World Book. 1366 01:11:18,755 --> 01:11:20,383 It's four words. 1367 01:11:20,419 --> 01:11:22,923 "Germany invaded Belgium when..." 1368 01:11:22,959 --> 01:11:24,324 So, you're still cheating. 1369 01:11:24,359 --> 01:11:26,223 Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating. 1370 01:11:26,258 --> 01:11:28,861 I'm not cheating! Jeez! 1371 01:11:28,897 --> 01:11:29,892 (WOMAN SHUSHES) 1372 01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:33,966 Quit acting like you know everything 1373 01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,170 and you're so great. 1374 01:11:35,205 --> 01:11:36,665 This has nothing to do with being great. 1375 01:11:36,701 --> 01:11:38,769 I know all about the stuff that you do. 1376 01:11:40,306 --> 01:11:41,669 What's that supposed to mean? 1377 01:11:41,705 --> 01:11:43,576 I heard about you and Moose Freed. 1378 01:11:44,376 --> 01:11:46,039 What about me and Moose Freed? 1379 01:11:46,075 --> 01:11:49,048 Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A&P. 1380 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,484 And why would I do that? 1381 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,147 I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it. 1382 01:11:54,182 --> 01:11:56,386 So they can feel you up or something and you let them. 1383 01:11:56,421 --> 01:11:57,791 You're a liar. You're lying! 1384 01:11:57,827 --> 01:11:58,860 I'm not lying. 1385 01:11:58,895 --> 01:11:59,987 You're just like Nancy. 1386 01:12:00,023 --> 01:12:02,859 All you do is pick on people and make up stories. 1387 01:12:02,894 --> 01:12:04,861 You think I don't know about you and your friends? 1388 01:12:17,372 --> 01:12:18,912 Laura! 1389 01:12:18,948 --> 01:12:21,513 Wait. Please! Laura! 1390 01:12:21,548 --> 01:12:23,914 -Wait up. Please! -You think I don't know 1391 01:12:23,949 --> 01:12:26,221 that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game? 1392 01:12:26,256 --> 01:12:27,450 -It's not me. -Do you think I want to be 1393 01:12:27,485 --> 01:12:29,018 the biggest kid in the class? 1394 01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:32,290 How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade 1395 01:12:32,325 --> 01:12:33,357 and everybody called you names 1396 01:12:33,393 --> 01:12:35,056 just because of how you looked? 1397 01:12:36,129 --> 01:12:37,399 I don't know. 1398 01:12:40,032 --> 01:12:41,662 (SCOFFS) 1399 01:12:41,697 --> 01:12:44,406 Hey, wait. I really am sorry. 1400 01:12:49,604 --> 01:12:51,479 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 1401 01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:56,814 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1402 01:13:02,890 --> 01:13:04,052 Laura? 1403 01:13:06,025 --> 01:13:07,055 Laura. 1404 01:13:23,877 --> 01:13:26,646 MARGARET: I'm the worst person who ever lived, God. 1405 01:13:26,681 --> 01:13:29,583 I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean. 1406 01:13:30,746 --> 01:13:33,380 I don't want to be like Nancy. 1407 01:13:33,415 --> 01:13:36,722 I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore. 1408 01:13:39,361 --> 01:13:41,023 I've been looking for you, God. 1409 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:45,165 I looked for you in Temple, 1410 01:13:45,201 --> 01:13:46,732 I looked for you in Church... 1411 01:13:48,269 --> 01:13:49,933 I didn't feel you at all. 1412 01:13:52,601 --> 01:13:54,234 Why? Why, God? 1413 01:13:55,873 --> 01:13:58,942 Why do I only feel you when I'm alone? 1414 01:14:03,249 --> 01:14:05,551 Yes, my child. 1415 01:14:05,587 --> 01:14:08,116 Do you have something you'd like to confess? 1416 01:14:10,089 --> 01:14:11,218 Um... 1417 01:14:12,487 --> 01:14:13,726 (SIGHS) 1418 01:14:17,393 --> 01:14:18,759 I... 1419 01:14:18,794 --> 01:14:21,030 I did something really awful. 1420 01:14:23,168 --> 01:14:24,506 And... 1421 01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:28,169 I'm really sorry. 1422 01:14:29,079 --> 01:14:31,110 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1423 01:14:31,146 --> 01:14:33,141 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 1424 01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:49,630 (SIGHS) 1425 01:14:56,468 --> 01:14:57,935 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1426 01:15:00,109 --> 01:15:01,706 HERB: "Dear Barbara, 1427 01:15:01,741 --> 01:15:03,941 "your letter felt like an answer to prayer. 1428 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:06,207 "Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot. 1429 01:15:06,242 --> 01:15:08,877 "We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything, 1430 01:15:08,912 --> 01:15:12,852 "we'd like to see our only daughter 1431 01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:15,557 "and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann." 1432 01:15:16,323 --> 01:15:17,356 (HERB CLEARS THROAT) 1433 01:15:17,391 --> 01:15:18,657 "We're flying east next week, 1434 01:15:18,692 --> 01:15:20,526 "and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit. 1435 01:15:20,561 --> 01:15:22,762 "Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins." 1436 01:15:26,036 --> 01:15:27,096 (HERB CLEARS THROAT) 1437 01:15:29,501 --> 01:15:30,935 So you sent them a card? 1438 01:15:33,372 --> 01:15:34,939 I don't know why. 1439 01:15:36,671 --> 01:15:38,008 (HERB SIGHS) 1440 01:15:44,518 --> 01:15:45,681 Do you remember what it was like 1441 01:15:45,716 --> 01:15:47,347 when they just cast you out? 1442 01:15:49,122 --> 01:15:50,188 Yes. 1443 01:15:50,224 --> 01:15:51,219 HERB: Do you? 1444 01:15:52,227 --> 01:15:53,653 Because I remember. 1445 01:15:53,689 --> 01:15:55,025 I know. I know. 1446 01:15:55,860 --> 01:15:58,061 How they treated you was just... 1447 01:15:58,961 --> 01:16:00,701 -I know. -How they treated me? 1448 01:16:01,568 --> 01:16:03,599 They think you're going to hell 1449 01:16:03,635 --> 01:16:05,134 because you married a Jew. 1450 01:16:06,207 --> 01:16:07,367 Think about that. 1451 01:16:08,042 --> 01:16:09,039 I... 1452 01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:11,205 I know. 1453 01:16:11,241 --> 01:16:14,715 Do you really, really want to open up that door? 1454 01:16:15,349 --> 01:16:16,642 We have a good life. 1455 01:16:16,678 --> 01:16:18,081 Yes. Yes. 1456 01:16:19,482 --> 01:16:20,688 I... 1457 01:16:21,788 --> 01:16:26,188 But what if this means... they've changed? 1458 01:16:29,495 --> 01:16:30,731 And if they haven't? 1459 01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,198 They're my parents. 1460 01:16:38,975 --> 01:16:40,002 HERB: Mmm. 1461 01:16:40,038 --> 01:16:42,105 -The only ones I got. -They are your parents. 1462 01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:45,309 Oh, God. 1463 01:16:45,345 --> 01:16:48,214 Oh, my goodness. 1464 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,244 BARBARA: I'm sorry. 1465 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:52,745 (HERB SIGHS) 1466 01:16:52,781 --> 01:16:54,021 What's going on? 1467 01:16:54,057 --> 01:16:55,420 BARBARA: Um... 1468 01:16:55,456 --> 01:16:57,989 -Oh. -Oh, honey, um... 1469 01:16:59,192 --> 01:17:00,321 Uh... 1470 01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:03,356 We got a letter 1471 01:17:03,392 --> 01:17:06,192 from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents. 1472 01:17:06,228 --> 01:17:08,095 And they're coming to visit next week. 1473 01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:10,570 -Next... next week? -HERB: Mmm-hmm. 1474 01:17:10,605 --> 01:17:12,165 They're really excited to meet you. 1475 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,170 I won't be here. I'll be in Florida. 1476 01:17:17,074 --> 01:17:19,005 I'm still going to Florida, aren't I? 1477 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,877 -Margaret, look... -No. What? 1478 01:17:21,912 --> 01:17:24,013 I can't even go to Florida now? 1479 01:17:24,048 --> 01:17:26,187 Come on, I don't even want to see them. 1480 01:17:26,222 --> 01:17:27,622 I want to see Grandma. 1481 01:17:27,657 --> 01:17:29,853 I know. I know and we will make this up to you. 1482 01:17:29,888 --> 01:17:31,855 I promise, you will go to Florida, 1483 01:17:31,891 --> 01:17:34,053 -just another time. -No, I don't want 1484 01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:35,994 to go to Florida another time. 1485 01:17:36,893 --> 01:17:38,564 Does Grandma know about this? 1486 01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,095 No, not yet. We have to call her. 1487 01:17:40,131 --> 01:17:42,231 Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself. 1488 01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:44,132 -No, of course. Of course. -HERB: Let me handle that. 1489 01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,367 -No, I will... -Please let me call. Please. 1490 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:54,741 -(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING) -MAN: To this beautiful day. 1491 01:17:54,777 --> 01:17:57,612 (PHONE RINGING) 1492 01:17:57,648 --> 01:17:59,050 Just one moment. 1493 01:17:59,852 --> 01:18:01,549 Don't eat all the cheese without me. 1494 01:18:01,585 --> 01:18:02,855 (CHUCKLES) 1495 01:18:02,890 --> 01:18:05,425 I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want. 1496 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:07,090 Depending on your cholesterol. 1497 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,390 -(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) -I'm sure it's low. 1498 01:18:14,797 --> 01:18:15,966 Simon residence. 1499 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:17,664 HERB: (OVER PHONE) Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh... 1500 01:18:17,699 --> 01:18:19,037 Herb? 1501 01:18:19,072 --> 01:18:20,769 Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week 1502 01:18:20,804 --> 01:18:21,835 isn't going to work out. 1503 01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:23,074 I'm really sorry. 1504 01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:25,747 MARGARET: Just give me the phone. 1505 01:18:26,776 --> 01:18:27,878 Hey, Grandma. 1506 01:18:27,913 --> 01:18:30,149 Margaret, what happened? What's going on? 1507 01:18:30,184 --> 01:18:32,083 We... 1508 01:18:32,118 --> 01:18:35,053 We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming. 1509 01:18:35,988 --> 01:18:39,890 And I just really wanted to see you. 1510 01:18:39,925 --> 01:18:42,060 Put your mother on the phone right now. 1511 01:18:43,565 --> 01:18:45,327 -Oh, no... -BARBARA: It's okay. 1512 01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:48,899 Sylvia. 1513 01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:50,637 What the hell is going on, Barbara? 1514 01:18:50,672 --> 01:18:53,674 Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this 1515 01:18:53,710 --> 01:18:56,874 and I will try and explain it another time. 1516 01:18:56,910 --> 01:18:58,843 No. You're going to explain right now. 1517 01:18:58,878 --> 01:19:00,474 I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go. 1518 01:19:05,085 --> 01:19:07,413 MARGARET: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1519 01:19:07,448 --> 01:19:10,022 -I'm absolutely miserable. -I am so sorry. 1520 01:19:10,057 --> 01:19:12,486 MARGARET: Everything is going wrong. Everything. 1521 01:19:13,262 --> 01:19:14,762 I'm begging you. 1522 01:19:14,798 --> 01:19:17,827 Make something happen so that they don't come 1523 01:19:17,862 --> 01:19:19,933 and I can still go to Florida. 1524 01:19:24,535 --> 01:19:25,906 (HUFFS) 1525 01:19:28,644 --> 01:19:30,311 Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake, 1526 01:19:30,346 --> 01:19:32,440 can you just look happy? 1527 01:19:33,878 --> 01:19:35,842 Or at least not so unhappy? 1528 01:19:35,878 --> 01:19:37,144 (BARBARA SIGHS) 1529 01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:39,213 Why do you even want to see them? 1530 01:19:39,248 --> 01:19:41,284 After everything that they did to you? 1531 01:19:43,222 --> 01:19:48,288 Because I want them to see how great we've done. 1532 01:19:48,324 --> 01:19:51,591 I... And how proud I am of our family. 1533 01:19:56,637 --> 01:19:58,268 -Hey! Hello. -(BARBARA SIGHS) 1534 01:19:59,307 --> 01:20:00,336 That's them. 1535 01:20:01,110 --> 01:20:02,107 Okay. 1536 01:20:04,608 --> 01:20:05,605 Hi! 1537 01:20:06,979 --> 01:20:09,613 They might hug you, I don't know. 1538 01:20:09,648 --> 01:20:11,050 Just be prepared. 1539 01:20:13,355 --> 01:20:14,947 (BARBARA CHUCKLES) 1540 01:20:14,983 --> 01:20:16,150 -Hi! -Hello! 1541 01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:18,458 Hello. It's so nice to see you. 1542 01:20:18,493 --> 01:20:20,620 Oh, you too, Barbara. 1543 01:20:22,694 --> 01:20:23,997 -Oh. -(KISSES) 1544 01:20:29,097 --> 01:20:31,004 -Hi, honey. -Oh. 1545 01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:37,010 -This must be Margaret Ann. -BARBARA: Mmm-hmm. 1546 01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:40,074 (KISSES) 1547 01:20:40,109 --> 01:20:41,880 We're very glad to meet you. 1548 01:20:41,915 --> 01:20:44,446 -Yes, we are. Yes, we are. -Me, too. 1549 01:20:45,286 --> 01:20:46,349 Um... 1550 01:20:47,523 --> 01:20:49,482 Bags! We'll get the bags. 1551 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:53,055 Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car. 1552 01:20:53,090 --> 01:20:55,190 -Yeah, so... Okay. -PAUL: Okay. 1553 01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:57,530 BARBARA: Just out here to the right. 1554 01:20:57,565 --> 01:20:59,329 The blue car there. Yep. 1555 01:21:01,336 --> 01:21:02,833 HERB: Hey. 1556 01:21:02,868 --> 01:21:04,637 -Youse okay? Yeah? -Yeah. 1557 01:21:04,672 --> 01:21:06,133 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb? 1558 01:21:06,168 --> 01:21:07,573 -Yeah. Hello, Herb. -Hi. 1559 01:21:07,608 --> 01:21:08,773 -How are you? -Okay. 1560 01:21:08,809 --> 01:21:10,505 -Hi. Nice to see you. -Hello. 1561 01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:13,179 Um, should I... I'll take this for you. 1562 01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:14,245 Oh. 1563 01:21:17,650 --> 01:21:18,680 HERB: All right. 1564 01:21:18,715 --> 01:21:20,119 Okay. 1565 01:21:20,987 --> 01:21:22,048 All right. Should I put these up? 1566 01:21:22,084 --> 01:21:23,518 Oh, yes. Thank you. 1567 01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:28,693 Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable. 1568 01:21:28,728 --> 01:21:30,629 -Lovely home. -Yeah! 1569 01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:33,198 Thank you. Yes. Uh... 1570 01:21:33,965 --> 01:21:35,735 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh, 1571 01:21:35,771 --> 01:21:36,902 can you show them to their room? 1572 01:21:36,938 --> 01:21:39,671 And, um, I'll just get dinner started. 1573 01:21:39,706 --> 01:21:42,537 Sure. Um, up this way. 1574 01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:48,845 MARY: Gosh, you look just like your mom 1575 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,309 when she was your age. 1576 01:21:50,344 --> 01:21:53,020 MARGARET: Um, yeah. This way. 1577 01:21:57,987 --> 01:21:59,455 (BARBARA SIGHS) 1578 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:02,759 -(EXHALES) Hi. -Hey. 1579 01:22:02,794 --> 01:22:03,959 How are you doing? 1580 01:22:03,994 --> 01:22:06,161 Uh... How are you doing? 1581 01:22:06,197 --> 01:22:08,194 Um, I used up all my small talk 1582 01:22:08,230 --> 01:22:09,603 -in the car. -Oh, God. 1583 01:22:09,638 --> 01:22:11,973 Do they like sports? TV shows? 1584 01:22:13,436 --> 01:22:15,503 Game shows. They used to watch game shows. 1585 01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:18,806 -Okay. Game shows, game shows. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 1586 01:22:18,842 --> 01:22:20,039 HERB: Hmm. 1587 01:22:20,074 --> 01:22:21,675 Um, coming! 1588 01:22:24,519 --> 01:22:25,547 SYLVIA: Herb! 1589 01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:27,282 Mom! 1590 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,651 Baby! Come give your mom a big hug. 1591 01:22:29,687 --> 01:22:30,890 Oh. 1592 01:22:30,925 --> 01:22:32,724 -Oh. Look at your little face. -Sylvia? 1593 01:22:32,759 --> 01:22:34,057 Yeah. My mom is here. 1594 01:22:34,093 --> 01:22:35,456 Uh, yes, she is. What's happening? 1595 01:22:35,491 --> 01:22:37,697 Well, Margaret said she needed to see me, 1596 01:22:37,732 --> 01:22:38,994 so we flew out from Florida. 1597 01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:40,161 Are your parents here yet? 1598 01:22:40,196 --> 01:22:43,001 Oh. This is Morris Binamin. 1599 01:22:43,036 --> 01:22:45,067 -Rhymes with cinnamon. -(CHUCKLES) 1600 01:22:45,102 --> 01:22:47,269 -Hi. -MARGARET: Grandma! 1601 01:22:47,304 --> 01:22:50,207 There's my Margaret! (LAUGHING) Oh! 1602 01:22:50,242 --> 01:22:52,205 -BARBARA: Did you know? -I had no... I know. 1603 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,441 I missed you so much! 1604 01:22:53,476 --> 01:22:54,947 MARGARET: I thought you were in Florida. 1605 01:22:54,982 --> 01:22:56,814 I know. Well, Florida came to you. 1606 01:22:56,849 --> 01:22:58,148 -(CHUCKLES) -Uh... 1607 01:22:58,184 --> 01:23:01,550 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom. 1608 01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:05,721 Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary. 1609 01:23:05,756 --> 01:23:07,253 Hello. 1610 01:23:07,288 --> 01:23:09,162 -Hello. -(PAUL CHUCKLES) 1611 01:23:11,764 --> 01:23:12,828 We have pot roast. 1612 01:23:12,864 --> 01:23:14,468 SYLVIA: Sure. 1613 01:23:14,503 --> 01:23:16,103 (CUTLERY CLINKING) 1614 01:23:17,133 --> 01:23:18,534 PAUL AND HERB: Mmm. 1615 01:23:19,774 --> 01:23:21,074 -SYLVIA: Mmm. -Oh, yeah. 1616 01:23:21,110 --> 01:23:23,272 -Dinner is delicious, Barbara. -Oh, my God, yes. 1617 01:23:23,307 --> 01:23:26,110 -Oh. -You have definitely improved. 1618 01:23:26,146 --> 01:23:28,412 -It is very nice. -(LAUGHS) Thank you. 1619 01:23:30,317 --> 01:23:35,252 Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um, 1620 01:23:35,288 --> 01:23:39,493 but it's nice to have everyone here together. 1621 01:23:39,528 --> 01:23:41,128 The whole family. 1622 01:23:43,359 --> 01:23:45,863 -And Mr. Binamin. -(LAUGHS) 1623 01:23:45,898 --> 01:23:47,500 Nice to have you, too. 1624 01:23:47,536 --> 01:23:49,367 (ALL LAUGHING) 1625 01:23:50,266 --> 01:23:52,172 -L'chaim. -L'chaim. 1626 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,242 L'chaim. L'chaim. 1627 01:23:57,278 --> 01:24:00,244 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. 1628 01:24:00,279 --> 01:24:02,413 -(MORRIS LAUGHING) -(IN ENGLISH) To life! 1629 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,085 (BARBARA CLEARS THROAT) 1630 01:24:09,121 --> 01:24:10,652 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!? 1631 01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:17,995 MARY: I used to braid your mama's hair 1632 01:24:18,030 --> 01:24:19,130 when she was a little girl. 1633 01:24:19,165 --> 01:24:21,067 Did your mom ever braid your hair? 1634 01:24:21,102 --> 01:24:23,600 Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time. 1635 01:24:23,635 --> 01:24:26,670 I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet. 1636 01:24:26,705 --> 01:24:27,773 Yeah. 1637 01:24:27,808 --> 01:24:29,075 Oh, there's just so much 1638 01:24:29,110 --> 01:24:30,537 we want to get to know about you, Margaret. 1639 01:24:30,572 --> 01:24:32,579 Twelve years is a lot to catch up on. 1640 01:24:32,614 --> 01:24:33,774 Yeah. A long time. 1641 01:24:34,475 --> 01:24:37,118 So, uh, we were wondering... 1642 01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,218 Do you go to Sunday school? 1643 01:24:40,253 --> 01:24:42,651 Or, uh, have you ever thought about it? 1644 01:24:43,551 --> 01:24:47,027 -Uh... -Nope. Never. Not once. 1645 01:24:47,062 --> 01:24:49,660 We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia. 1646 01:24:49,696 --> 01:24:50,731 Margaret? 1647 01:24:50,766 --> 01:24:51,891 Well, you're wasting your time 1648 01:24:51,926 --> 01:24:55,067 because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish. 1649 01:24:55,102 --> 01:24:56,867 -(DISHES CLATTER) -What did you say? 1650 01:24:56,903 --> 01:24:57,935 BARBARA: Excuse me. 1651 01:24:57,970 --> 01:24:59,305 Margaret went to Temple. 1652 01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:00,802 -Okay, Mom, you're done. -What are you talking about? 1653 01:25:00,837 --> 01:25:02,877 HERB: Okay, that's it. SYLVIA: Well, you left the room 1654 01:25:02,912 --> 01:25:04,506 and they're trying to convert her. 1655 01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:05,975 Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized 1656 01:25:06,011 --> 01:25:07,112 if she wants to be. 1657 01:25:07,147 --> 01:25:09,079 -Baptized? -PAUL: If she wants to be. 1658 01:25:09,114 --> 01:25:10,316 BARBARA: I can't believe this. 1659 01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:12,779 I can't believe you're doing this. 1660 01:25:12,815 --> 01:25:14,649 HERB: All right. Everyone, this discussion is over. 1661 01:25:14,684 --> 01:25:16,653 We're her parents and this discussion is over. 1662 01:25:16,689 --> 01:25:18,957 Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish. 1663 01:25:18,992 --> 01:25:20,490 -Sylvia! -Well, in our eyes, 1664 01:25:20,526 --> 01:25:24,130 -she's Christian. -No, no! Margaret is nothing! 1665 01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:27,198 (STUTTERING) Margaret is not Jewish or Christian. 1666 01:25:27,233 --> 01:25:30,133 She is no religion until she decides. 1667 01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:31,268 Well, how can she be Jewish 1668 01:25:31,303 --> 01:25:32,799 -if her mother is Christian? -Stop. 1669 01:25:32,835 --> 01:25:34,707 You were never there for her. You abandoned her. 1670 01:25:34,743 --> 01:25:35,568 What does it matter? 1671 01:25:35,604 --> 01:25:37,172 Do you think that we wanted this? 1672 01:25:37,207 --> 01:25:40,447 (OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS) 1673 01:25:40,482 --> 01:25:41,512 Stop it! 1674 01:25:42,818 --> 01:25:44,347 All of you, just stop it. 1675 01:25:44,382 --> 01:25:47,218 I don't care. I don't care anymore. 1676 01:25:47,253 --> 01:25:49,689 It's all just so stupid, religion! 1677 01:25:49,725 --> 01:25:50,956 Just stop fighting! 1678 01:25:50,991 --> 01:25:52,952 I... I don't want a religion. 1679 01:25:52,987 --> 01:25:55,625 -I don't care. I don't care! -BARBARA: Margaret... 1680 01:25:56,799 --> 01:25:58,760 I don't even believe in God! 1681 01:26:03,132 --> 01:26:04,733 (DOOR SLAMS) 1682 01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:08,836 -Are you happy? Hmm? -(BARBARA SNIFFLES) 1683 01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,739 -I'm so sorry. I did this. -No, no, no. This is not... 1684 01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:14,347 -I am so sorry. -No, this is not your fault. 1685 01:26:14,382 --> 01:26:17,249 This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault. 1686 01:26:17,284 --> 01:26:20,049 No, that was everybody else. That was not... 1687 01:26:20,085 --> 01:26:21,953 -Me. -No, no, no. 1688 01:26:21,988 --> 01:26:23,686 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1689 01:26:24,894 --> 01:26:26,557 MARGARET: "Dear Mr. Benedict, 1690 01:26:28,364 --> 01:26:32,563 "what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight. 1691 01:26:34,698 --> 01:26:37,467 "That every religion says the same thing. 1692 01:26:37,503 --> 01:26:40,437 "If you pray to God, he'll listen to you, 1693 01:26:40,472 --> 01:26:42,540 "and help you, and make things better. 1694 01:26:45,078 --> 01:26:47,443 "But I've prayed and prayed 1695 01:26:47,478 --> 01:26:50,416 "and everything just gets worse." 1696 01:26:55,450 --> 01:26:57,390 Okay. We'll call you. 1697 01:26:59,658 --> 01:27:01,889 MARGARET: "I don't know anymore, but I think... 1698 01:27:03,492 --> 01:27:05,761 "that maybe the truth is... 1699 01:27:08,596 --> 01:27:10,370 "there's nobody up there. 1700 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:15,034 "There's nobody listening. 1701 01:27:18,946 --> 01:27:20,611 "There's only just... 1702 01:27:22,881 --> 01:27:23,977 "me. 1703 01:27:37,064 --> 01:27:40,433 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon." 1704 01:27:46,235 --> 01:27:47,269 Margaret. 1705 01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:49,508 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1706 01:27:59,788 --> 01:28:01,784 (CRYING SOFTLY) 1707 01:28:21,974 --> 01:28:23,238 (INHALES) 1708 01:28:23,273 --> 01:28:24,906 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 1709 01:28:35,385 --> 01:28:37,358 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 1710 01:29:08,616 --> 01:29:10,919 -(SIGHS) -(DOOR SHUTS) 1711 01:29:12,158 --> 01:29:14,387 -BARBARA: Hey. -Hey. 1712 01:29:14,423 --> 01:29:16,397 Wait. Come here. 1713 01:29:17,694 --> 01:29:19,862 I don't really feel like talking. 1714 01:29:21,134 --> 01:29:22,700 Yeah. I don't either. 1715 01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:29,674 But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went. 1716 01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:36,109 And I know that this past year has not been easy. 1717 01:29:41,353 --> 01:29:43,116 Want to just sit for a minute? 1718 01:29:57,665 --> 01:30:01,101 Mmm, yeah. Good idea. 1719 01:30:13,622 --> 01:30:17,183 It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it? 1720 01:30:19,222 --> 01:30:20,494 Yeah. 1721 01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:23,926 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1722 01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:39,040 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1723 01:30:49,387 --> 01:30:51,591 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1724 01:30:55,661 --> 01:30:59,333 -One, two, three. Cheese! -GIRLS: Cheese! 1725 01:30:59,368 --> 01:31:02,864 -Junior High! Whoo! -(GRETCHEN CHEERING) 1726 01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:05,803 NANCY: Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on! 1727 01:31:10,471 --> 01:31:11,677 Hey. 1728 01:31:14,148 --> 01:31:15,241 Thanks, Mr. Benedict. 1729 01:31:16,283 --> 01:31:18,451 You're a really good teacher. 1730 01:31:18,486 --> 01:31:20,486 Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know, 1731 01:31:20,521 --> 01:31:22,814 still trying to iron out some of the kinks. 1732 01:31:22,850 --> 01:31:24,822 No, you were really good. 1733 01:31:26,524 --> 01:31:27,924 I'm glad you felt that way. 1734 01:31:28,492 --> 01:31:31,224 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1735 01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:46,712 Hey. 1736 01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,046 Do you want to come dance? 1737 01:31:53,316 --> 01:31:54,654 Really? 1738 01:31:55,384 --> 01:31:56,590 Yeah. 1739 01:32:09,598 --> 01:32:11,170 Yes! I knew it! 1740 01:32:11,206 --> 01:32:12,504 You basically already won. 1741 01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,441 GRETCHEN: You've been going for ages. 1742 01:32:14,476 --> 01:32:16,708 -Ages, Gretchen? -GRETCHEN: Can I please go? 1743 01:32:16,744 --> 01:32:18,942 NANCY: Gretchen, quit complaining all the time. 1744 01:32:19,675 --> 01:32:21,043 I'm not complaining. 1745 01:32:21,950 --> 01:32:23,342 (CHEERING) 1746 01:32:26,217 --> 01:32:27,349 Nancy. 1747 01:32:27,385 --> 01:32:28,482 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1748 01:32:28,518 --> 01:32:29,854 Come on, please? 1749 01:32:35,658 --> 01:32:36,894 GRETCHEN: I got it! 1750 01:32:52,414 --> 01:32:54,881 Really nice work on the shading, Daniel. 1751 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:55,811 Thank you. 1752 01:32:55,846 --> 01:32:57,847 I think maybe you could put a wash here 1753 01:32:57,882 --> 01:33:01,853 just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful. 1754 01:33:07,493 --> 01:33:10,026 -Oh. Hey, Barbara! -Jan! 1755 01:33:10,061 --> 01:33:12,463 It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you. 1756 01:33:12,498 --> 01:33:14,264 -Oh. -Can you believe it, 1757 01:33:14,300 --> 01:33:15,564 about the stars? 1758 01:33:15,599 --> 01:33:17,198 -Oh, I know. -Jeez. 1759 01:33:17,233 --> 01:33:20,105 Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days. 1760 01:33:20,141 --> 01:33:21,469 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1761 01:33:21,504 --> 01:33:22,871 Anyway, um, 1762 01:33:22,906 --> 01:33:24,243 we're getting committees together 1763 01:33:24,278 --> 01:33:25,510 over at the Junior High 1764 01:33:25,546 --> 01:33:26,905 and I can think of at least three 1765 01:33:26,941 --> 01:33:28,715 that you'd be perfect for. 1766 01:33:28,751 --> 01:33:34,820 Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um... 1767 01:33:36,652 --> 01:33:38,120 I don't want to. 1768 01:33:40,460 --> 01:33:42,558 But thank you for asking me. 1769 01:33:42,593 --> 01:33:45,160 -Yeah. -And, uh... 1770 01:33:46,268 --> 01:33:47,998 -Have a good day! -Okay. 1771 01:33:51,368 --> 01:33:52,672 (SIGHS) 1772 01:33:52,708 --> 01:33:54,101 SYLVIA: I'm going to write you so many letters. 1773 01:33:54,136 --> 01:33:56,704 So many letters, the mailman's going to say, 1774 01:33:56,739 --> 01:33:58,737 "That's it! No more!" 1775 01:33:58,773 --> 01:34:00,577 (LAUGHING) Okay. 1776 01:34:00,612 --> 01:34:02,713 Oh. Have the best time, honey. 1777 01:34:02,748 --> 01:34:03,876 We'll see you when you get back. 1778 01:34:03,911 --> 01:34:05,184 See you soon, sweetie. 1779 01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:06,481 -Have fun. -Bye. 1780 01:34:06,517 --> 01:34:07,952 Love you. Bye! 1781 01:34:10,624 --> 01:34:12,889 -Okay. I think this is it. -Got it? 1782 01:34:12,925 --> 01:34:14,689 -Then we just have to... -HERB: Wait, wait, wait. 1783 01:34:14,724 --> 01:34:15,925 -...close it. -Yeah. 1784 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,792 -Camera, camera, camera. -MARGARET: Oh, wait. 1785 01:34:17,827 --> 01:34:19,160 -Yes. -HERB: All right. 1786 01:34:19,195 --> 01:34:21,260 BARBARA: Okay. Now, we just have to close it. 1787 01:34:21,296 --> 01:34:22,866 -HERB: Sides. Check the sides. -Okay, got it? 1788 01:34:22,901 --> 01:34:24,164 -HERB: Yeah, yeah. Step on it. -Ready. Go. 1789 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:26,698 -(GROANS IN PAIN) -Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1790 01:34:26,734 --> 01:34:27,936 Whoo. Ah. 1791 01:34:27,971 --> 01:34:29,936 -Just kidding. (LAUGHS) -Every time. 1792 01:34:29,971 --> 01:34:31,171 If it's there, I'll take it. 1793 01:34:31,206 --> 01:34:32,809 -Okay. -HERB: Good stuff. There it is. 1794 01:34:32,844 --> 01:34:34,712 Almost like we've done it before. 1795 01:34:34,747 --> 01:34:37,212 -Yeah. -(LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE) 1796 01:34:39,914 --> 01:34:41,315 BARBARA: Is it lawn day? 1797 01:34:43,223 --> 01:34:44,219 HERB: It is. 1798 01:34:46,729 --> 01:34:48,353 -We haven't paid him yet. -BARBARA: We haven't. 1799 01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:50,459 No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen 1800 01:34:50,495 --> 01:34:51,765 and grab it... 1801 01:34:53,168 --> 01:34:56,099 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1802 01:35:05,312 --> 01:35:06,576 Hey. Hey, Moose. 1803 01:35:06,611 --> 01:35:08,276 (LAWN MOWER TURNS OFF) 1804 01:35:09,416 --> 01:35:10,612 Here. Dad says thanks. 1805 01:35:10,648 --> 01:35:11,945 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1806 01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:14,521 Uh, well, have a good summer. 1807 01:35:14,556 --> 01:35:16,222 I won't be seeing you for a while. 1808 01:35:16,258 --> 01:35:17,785 Oh, where you going? 1809 01:35:17,821 --> 01:35:20,392 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah. 1810 01:35:20,427 --> 01:35:22,260 -Oh. -Leaving today. 1811 01:35:22,296 --> 01:35:23,489 Well, have fun. 1812 01:35:25,231 --> 01:35:26,228 Thanks. 1813 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,899 And, uh, I don't know. 1814 01:35:28,934 --> 01:35:31,101 Maybe we can hang out when you get back? 1815 01:35:32,306 --> 01:35:34,005 Re... Really? 1816 01:35:35,043 --> 01:35:36,040 Yeah. 1817 01:35:36,641 --> 01:35:37,936 (LAWN MOWER STARTS) 1818 01:35:37,971 --> 01:35:40,209 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1819 01:35:41,346 --> 01:35:42,376 (SIGHS) 1820 01:35:43,176 --> 01:35:45,379 (LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING) 1821 01:35:58,331 --> 01:36:01,065 (URINATING) 1822 01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:13,143 (MUSIC STOPS) 1823 01:36:18,615 --> 01:36:20,084 Oh, my God. 1824 01:36:20,881 --> 01:36:22,551 Oh, my God. 1825 01:36:22,586 --> 01:36:24,286 Mom... Mom? 1826 01:36:25,424 --> 01:36:27,459 Mom! Mom! 1827 01:36:27,495 --> 01:36:29,255 What is it? What's wrong? 1828 01:36:29,290 --> 01:36:32,932 (SHAKILY) I got it. I got my period. 1829 01:36:33,530 --> 01:36:34,901 What? 1830 01:36:35,730 --> 01:36:37,233 (GASPS) 1831 01:36:37,934 --> 01:36:40,038 -I got it, right? -Yeah! 1832 01:36:40,838 --> 01:36:43,441 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -Yeah. Yes. 1833 01:36:43,476 --> 01:36:46,880 (SOBS) Oh, my God. 1834 01:36:49,143 --> 01:36:51,146 (BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING) 1835 01:36:51,182 --> 01:36:53,551 -I don't know why I'm crying. -(BOTH LAUGH) 1836 01:36:53,586 --> 01:36:55,755 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 1837 01:36:55,790 --> 01:36:57,919 -Are you okay? Yeah? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1838 01:36:57,954 --> 01:37:00,086 -You feel... -Yep, I'm fine. 1839 01:37:00,121 --> 01:37:01,958 Do you have any cramping or... 1840 01:37:01,993 --> 01:37:03,928 -No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine. -No? 1841 01:37:03,963 --> 01:37:05,563 I can't believe this is happening to you. 1842 01:37:05,599 --> 01:37:06,694 I don't believe it either. 1843 01:37:06,730 --> 01:37:08,333 You're a woman! 1844 01:37:08,368 --> 01:37:09,532 I'm a woman! 1845 01:37:09,568 --> 01:37:11,069 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1846 01:37:13,334 --> 01:37:15,474 Okay, um... Get down to business. 1847 01:37:15,509 --> 01:37:16,541 -We need pads. -Yeah. 1848 01:37:16,576 --> 01:37:17,708 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 1849 01:37:17,743 --> 01:37:18,941 I actually bought you some. 1850 01:37:18,977 --> 01:37:20,208 -Really? -I was going to sneak them 1851 01:37:20,244 --> 01:37:22,480 into your trunk at camp, you know, just in case. 1852 01:37:22,516 --> 01:37:24,313 But, okay. One sec. 1853 01:37:25,485 --> 01:37:26,579 Be right there. 1854 01:37:28,388 --> 01:37:29,516 Okay. So... 1855 01:37:30,855 --> 01:37:32,891 Um, this is how they work. 1856 01:37:32,926 --> 01:37:34,454 -So you just put... -I know how to do it. 1857 01:37:34,489 --> 01:37:36,595 I've been practicing in my room for two months. 1858 01:37:36,630 --> 01:37:40,028 -(LAUGHING) What? -Yeah. 1859 01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:42,067 -You have? Oh, my... -Yes. Yes. 1860 01:37:44,503 --> 01:37:45,530 All right. 1861 01:37:45,566 --> 01:37:48,667 Well, then, you're, um... You don't need me. 1862 01:37:51,245 --> 01:37:52,512 Yeah. 1863 01:37:52,547 --> 01:37:54,409 I'll be right out here. Okay. 1864 01:37:57,647 --> 01:37:58,848 (SIGHS) 1865 01:37:58,883 --> 01:38:01,383 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1866 01:38:03,588 --> 01:38:04,584 (EXHALES) 1867 01:38:08,889 --> 01:38:10,561 (SIGHS) 1868 01:38:10,596 --> 01:38:13,333 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1869 01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:15,265 (GIGGLES QUIETLY) 1870 01:38:20,901 --> 01:38:22,404 (SIGHS) 1871 01:38:31,182 --> 01:38:33,118 MARGARET: Are you still there, God? 1872 01:38:33,752 --> 01:38:35,615 It's me, Margaret. 1873 01:38:37,621 --> 01:38:38,684 Thanks. 1874 01:38:39,494 --> 01:38:41,093 Thanks an awful lot. 1875 01:38:51,737 --> 01:38:53,732 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 132247