Original subtitles

(opening theme playing)

(cyborg sneezing)

(sneezes)

Sorry you're feeling sick, bro.

Hopefully, this soup will help.

This should keep you nice and warm.

And I have prepared the ceremonial sword for your end-of-life ritual.

-Please extend your neck. -(screaming)

It's just a cold, star!

I'll be better in a few days.

Robin: This is no cold, cyborg!

I've seen this before.

A virus has invaded your body! And it's destroying you from the inside out.

You are dying!

This is awesome!

-Yeah, why? -Body adventure!

That's why.

It's every superhero's dream to shrink down to the size of

A germ and to explore the miracle of the body.

That ain't my dream.

-Yeah, gross! -Think about it.

Robin: Surfing on blood cells, climbing a rib cage,

Swimming in the stomach, I'll take down those viruses, mano-a-germo!

(grunts) hyah! You know...

Body adventure!

Sorry, you aren't crawling all up in this.

It's just a cold!

And it's going to kill you, cyborg! Maybe!

(screaming) panic!

You can't go inside him, robin. It's not like we have a...

"brand new shrink ray I just bought"?

(powering down)

Uh, dude, are you sure it's new?

Yeah, they don't sell junk at the swap meet.

Now, stand aside!

Body adventure! Body adventure! Body adventure!

Robin, are you not supposed to be much smaller?

I think that's as far as it goes.

Huh, no problem.

This can still work.

(robin grunting)

Cyborg, open wide!

-(metal clanging) -robin: Body adventure!

-(choking) -do not worry, cyborg,

I shall maneuver your heimlich.

-(cyborg screaming) -(robin screaming)

Oh, no, is the ray of shrinking broken?

Looks like it.

Then robin's stuck as a baby?

Oh, it's okay, my baby-waby.

Our li'l coco-moco-chucka... Ow!

Bad baby! Bad!

Okay, titans, change of plans!

Body adventure is canceled,

But operation big world is a go!

Whoo-hoo! Everything's huge!

This is awesome!

I am so hungry, one pizza won't be enough!

And while you starve, I'll live for an entire week on this single topping.

(munching)

How am I going to finish this all?

The food just keeps coming.

I am stuffed.

-(robin whooping) -(groans)

-Whoo-hoo! Silky horse! -(neighing)

(groans)

(squeals) robin!

Oh, I did not see you enter.

Exactly!

Being tiny really increases my ninja stealth skills.

What's that behind your ear?

(gasps) it's me! I can be anywhere at any time and you would never know.

Anyway, just pretend I'm not here.

-Can't seem to shake this cold. -(squishing)

I stepped on tiny robin!

No, you stepped on my cherry tomato!

Now what am I going to use as a bowling ball?

Dude, we need to talk!

-(sneezing) -(robin yelping)

Sounds like your cold is getting worse.

Just say the word and I'll write you a prescription for a...

Body adventure.

Stop with the body adventure!

My body is not an adventure to be had!

-We think you should unshrink yourself, robin. -Indeed,

I feel like I am being watched wherever I go.

And I'm just not ready to be a father yet.

No way!

Being tiny is awesome!

Check this out.

I made a mountain out of flour and these carrot sticks are my skis.

Whoo-hoo!

And, if you think that's cool, check out my new boomerang.

I made it out of a toenail.

-(exclaims) -all: Ugh!

That's it!

If you're going to stay small, you cannot be our leader!

-Robin: What? -We're big people dealing with big problems.

We need you up here. Now what do you say?

(shrieking)

Never! I love my tiny life!

(neighing)

Silky horse!

What are you doing?

I've decided to shrink the entire team.

-But the ray is broken. -Not anymore.

I was able to fix and improve it with my tiny hands.

Let's do it! Tiny titans, go! (exclaims)

Now enough of this (sneezes) shrinking nonsense! (sneezes)

It's time to... (sneezes)

(exclaiming)

(beeping)

(screaming) what happened to my body?

The virus has gotten so bad that it's shut down all your systems.

Exactly like I told you it would.

We're going to need more soup.

Or, you know, real medicine.

No, it's already too late.

We only have one option.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Body adventure!

Where are we?

Looks like we're lost in the carpet.

Not for long.

Let's climb something tall to get our bearings.

(robin panting)

Ooh, that looks kinda far.

Perhaps we should have gotten closer to my body first.

(beast boy munching)

-(screeching) -(all screaming)

Oh, hey, it's jerry, my favorite flea.

Flea you later, jerry.

Starfire: We have not moved but a few inches closer.

We're never going to make it. I'm going to die here, sick, tiny and alone.

Not on my tiny watch. I have an ace up my sleeve.

(roars)

Silky horse!

(alarm chirps)

We finally made it! Body adventure!

Ah!

Beast boy: Oh!

Wow!

Where are we?

Ugh, I think it's the stomach.

(shuddering) whoa, this is most unpleasant.

Come on, this is great.

Who wants to surf this hot dog?

Easy! Ugh!

This is... This is fun...

(retching)

Like a big old swimming pool.

(grunts) body adventure. (retches)

Yuck.

Oh, well... Aah, that tastes gross!

(exclaiming)

There's more fun to be had in the body.

Follow me!

-(elevator bell dings) -body adventure!

Hmm... Where to next?

I know, let's hit the rib cage for some awesome climbing.

Would not the virus most likely inhabit his air sacks?

Yeah, probably.

Fine!

Beast boy: Ugh! It's so slimy!

Ugh, it's like you were inhaling jelly, cyborg.

(whooping) so fun!

Mucus vines!

Don't do that! It tickles. (laughing)

(cyborg coughing)

(coughing) oh, gross!

(whining) I need a shower!

Okay, robin, maybe we should just take cyborg to a doctor.

No, we came in here to fight some viruses in an awesome showdown

And that's what we're going to do.

-Look, there's one now! -What's up, guys?

(wheezes)

Titans, go!

-I would rather the not. -I am not touching that thing.

-Gross, dude! -Uh, no thanks.

(yelling)

(yelling)

(retching)

Everything in this body is sticky and smelly and weird.

I thought a body adventure would be awesome but it's just gross!

Come on, let's get out of here.

I'll just be over here, inflaming some membranes

And spreading mucus and what have you.

How do we save poor cyborg now?

-Starfire: Oh. -Raven: Ugh.

Maybe try calling a doctor!

-Fine! -Azarath metrion zinthos.

(keypad dial)

-(dial tone) -woman: 911, what's your emergency?

-Raven: You got to help us. -(garbled speech)

What?

-(garbled speech) -sorry, I can't understand you.

Is this some kind of joke?

Raven: No, no, no, no, no, don't hang up!

(dial tone)