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(opening theme playing)
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Yay!
You guys see that sporting
event last night?
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You know I did!
My team scored all the points!
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(crowd cheering)
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Hey, hey!
What about that race car we
saw yesterday, huh?
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It was all like...
(imitating car)
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No, bro, it was like...
(screaming)
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(chuckles) oh, man.
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Guys, hold up! Shh!
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(laughing)
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-Oh man, that one stunk!
-Speak too, cyborg.
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This is so annoying.
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-(cyborg belches)
-(grunts)
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Ooh! They are giving me
the aches of the head.
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We're being such boys right
now and I love it!
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Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!
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(beatboxing)
b...B...B... Boys.
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B...B...B... Boys.
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Boys.
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B...B...B... Boys.
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B...B...B...
Boys, in your face!
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Quiet!
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Uh, what's her problem?
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I'll tell you her problem.
She's a "her",
you know, a girl.
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That's right. She wishes
she could be a boy...
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-(all burp)
-but she can't.
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Why would we wish
to be the boys?
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Because of one simple fact.
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Boys are better than girls!
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(seal barking)
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How can one say
one gender is
superior to the other?
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Well, starfire,
(clears throat)
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If you ever took the knowledge
train down town to the corner
of science and fact,
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You'd know girlscan never compete with boys,
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Because they're too busy lyingaround, thinking about howthey look and being emotional.
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(sobbing)
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Uh, lying around?
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You're the ones who are lazy!
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And you spend much more time
on your hair appearance
than do we.
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And if you're going
to bring up emotional...
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Stop yelling at us!
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(both sobbing)
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Oh, my self-esteem.
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Still think boys are better?
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Of course they are!
In fact, I could go on and on
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About all the reasons girls
are worse than boys,
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But I'm going to sum it up
in just one word...
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Cooties!
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(all gasp)
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You're crawling with them!
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We don't want your cooties!
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As you can see from this
chart, created by a boy,
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Science tells us that there is
no evidence in girls
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Of sugar, spice
or anything nice.
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What there is, is cooties!
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Oh, gross!
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Gross indeed, beast boy.
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I rest my case.
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(gasps) I have the cooties?
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No, you don't.
Cooties aren't real.
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If boys are so much better,
then prove it.
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We challenge you to a contest,
boys vs. Girls.
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(whispering)
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Very well.
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Okay, 10 laps
around the island.
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I wish you the luck
that is good, beast boy.
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You're going down, girl!
It's cheetah time!
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On your mark, get set...
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(panting)
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What took you so long?
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First one to solve this
complex math equation wins.
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You're going down!
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(mumbling)
don't forget the factor...
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Raven: Done!
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(titans struggling)
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Dig deep!
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Be the future!
Be the future!
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-(yelling)
-(grunting)
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The pull!
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Come on, star, we got this.
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(beast boy chuckles)
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(boys screaming)
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Well, girls win.
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Dude, you lied to us!
Girls are better than boys!
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Yeah, boys are terrible.
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From now on, we're girls!
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-Yeah!
-(stammering) whoa!
But what about the cooties?
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Don't worry, girls,
he lied about that too.
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You look cootie free to me.
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So, girls, you see that
sporting event...
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Uh, I mean, um,
did you guys...
Argh... What...
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What exactly do you two
do anyway?
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Yeah, come to think of it,
what do you girls do?
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Well, you know,
I read from my spell book...
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While fighting an evil demon!
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-(chuckles)
-you get 'em, girl!
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-Oh, man! Epic!
-Get 'em, that's my girl!
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What about you, star?
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Well, I make
glordnorb pudding,
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With the salivaof a giant klatar!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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I love giant klatars!
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Raven: That's how we roll.
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Cootie free!
We'll see about that.
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All right, you dirty cooties,
do your thing!
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(evil laughter)
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Cyborg: Hey!
I'm trying to sleep!
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Sorry.
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(continues laughing)
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Cyborg: I can still hear you.
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-Still?
-Yes.
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Ugh, a boy!
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Ew! He smells.
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So, you boys
enjoying being girls?
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-It's the best!
-Girls rule!
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Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Are you done?
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(beatboxing)
g...G...G...G... Girls!
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Girls! Girls!
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G...G...G...G... Girls!
G...G...G...G... Girls!
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Something wrong?
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I do not feel alone
in my clothes.
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Yeah, my skin is crawling.
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Ooh, tsk-tsk-tsk.
Hmm, you know
what that sounds like.
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(yelps)
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-Cooties?
-(both screaming)
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They're real! They're real!
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We do not have the cooties!
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-Oh!
-It's true,
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Girls have cooties!
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We want to be boys again!
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You did this to us!
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Yes!
And I can undo it, with this!
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It's a cootie catcher.
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Oh, please,
give us the catcher
of the cooties!
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I'll be happy to,
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If you admit
that boys are better
than girls.
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Never!
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Then you're stuck
with cooties!
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You know, all we have to do
is touch you and you'll have
cooties too!
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Ahhh, cooties!
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But, starfire touching me...
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Ahhh, cooties!
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Or the start
of a beautiful relationship.
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Ahhh, cooties! Run!
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(panting)
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Think we lost them?
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-Impossible!
-(all gasp)
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We have more of the endurance.
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Psst...
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(all scream)
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Follow me, I know a place
they'll never find us.
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Beast boy: Shh!
We'll be safe in here.
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Cyborg: Ugh, safe, you know,
'cause we're in one.
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-Raven: We're smarter too!
-(all scream)
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(crashing)
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And we are the stronger.
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(screaming)
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Now everyone
is having the cootie.
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So, you've got no choice
but to use the cootie catcher.
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You win. Again!
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And now the cooties
are caught.
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(gulping)
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(sighs) I am alone
in my clothes once more.
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Let's face it guys, the girls
are better than us.
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They're stronger,
faster, smarter.
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They're our superiors
in every way.
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We shouldn't let a day go by
without thanking them for even
noticing that we're alive.
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On behalf of all boys,
I want to apologize
for our actions.
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-Thank you, robin.
-It's cool.
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But you know what, robin?
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Only a boy can make
such an amazing speech!
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Boys rule!
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B...B...B... Boys!
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Please stop!
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