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(opening theme playing)

(distorted guitar playing)

There's no room for your anti-establishment music in jump city, punk rocket.

(rock music playing)

(yelling)

-(music stops playing) -(crashing)

His music is so angry, bro.

What are we going to do?

We fight terrible music with even worse music.

Titans, go! (screaming)

-(guitar riff playing) -(screaming) you are going down!

And now, to finish you...

(inhales deeply)

(yelling) off!

-(distorted guitar playing) -(screaming)

(screaming)

Are you the all right, robin?

I can't find it! I can't find it!

-Find what? -My mask!

So?

Don't you understand?

Without a mask, my face is revealed to the world!

What's the big deal, dude, even with the mask

90% of your face is showing.

You can't see me!

No one can see me!

-(grunting) -(beeping)

Must get back to the tower... (grunting)

-(beeping) -(revving)

-(whirring) -(grunting)

(beeping)

Ah.

Oh, hey guys.

Yo, what's up with you and that mask, bro?

I've never seen you act so crazy.

(exclaiming maniacally) whoo-hoo!

Well, that's not true.

My mask is the only thing that conceals my true identity.

And that identity must never be revealed.

Why do you feel the need to conceal yourself from us?

You know who we are.

Yeah, but nobody cares about you guys.

That's why you don't need a secret identity.

I think he has trust issues.

The truth is, if my identity was revealed to the world,

It would put you in harm's way.

Villains would be able to pinpoint our location and attack us where we live.

We live in a t shaped tower. How hard is it to find us now?

-(glass breaking) -come on, show us your face, man.

I did take off my mask, once,

For the original teen titans.

Titans, listen up!

This is what I look like without my mask.

I won't let that happen again.

Mmm... I'm not buying his story.

He's hiding something.

Maybe if he took off his mask, his eyeballs would fall out!

-Cyborg: I think he has a monster unibrow. -(girl screaming)

Starfire: I think he's hiding the parasitic twin.

Yeah!

(all exclaiming in disgust)

That's just weird, star.

I apologize.

We have to find out the truth!

(humming)

Ha!

(continues humming)

(whistling)

(sizzling)

-(whirring) -(beeping)

(explosion)

-(crashes) -(shushing)

I'm trying to sleep!

-(gasping) -a-ha!

Oh.

A-ha! Oh.

A-ha! Oh. A-ha! Oh.

A-ha! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!

(groaning)

(panting)

(elevator bell dings)

(grunting)

Just let us see!

Never going to happen.

I got to know what's under there!

We will not stop until we have penetrated this mystery. Right, raven?

I actually stopped a while ago.

Look, I'm doing all this to protect you.

I don't tell you this often, but I truly care for each one of you.

-Really? -Really.

A-ha!

(whining)

Hey, where are you guys going?

If you cannot share your secret with us,

Then we can no longer be teen titans.

That's right! We're outta here!

Go find yourself some other heroes you can trust.

But... (nervous chuckle) but you can't leave.

I trust you.

Sure doesn't seem like it, dude.

All right, if it's come to this...

(sighing) then I must reveal my secret to you.

(all gasping)

Dude, you are so good looking!

I'm freaking out, he's so beautiful!

(yelling)

Starfire: You have the strong cheekbones of a... (speaking tamaranean)

Raven: And that jaw line.

Beast boy: Such perfect skin.

Starfire: And those eyes.

Cyborg: They sparkle like sunrise on the waters of a crystal blue lake.

Robin, why did you hide this beauty from us?

(all exclaiming)

Ah!

Um...

(all exclaiming)

Yeah, can everyone please stop staring?

(shushing)

Don't spoil this moment with words.

(sighs)

Stop that!

Do you now see why I had to hide this from you?

-Uh-uh. -No, not really.

This face has been my burden.

Burden? Are you crazy?

We would love to have a burden like that.

Life would be so amazing.

(upbeat music playing)

Hey, nice face.

Thanks, mama, I like your face, too.

You'll have to excuse me, I have to accept my award

For best face.

Shall we do the carpool? It was the four-way tie.

Instead we have to be so hideous!

We look like the garbage.

Why do we have to be so, so ugly?

I can't even look at you trolls!

(cyborg sobbing)

(all sobbing)

This is one of the reasons I didn't want to show you my face.

(whirring)

And I have a feeling that's the other reason.

(powering down)

-Ooh. -Incredible!

Look at that handsome alien face.

Are we the only butter faces in the universe?

I am klatak, queen of the barshalluvian empire.

I have surveyed the vast cosmos for eons,

Searching for a creature as beautiful as me, to be my king.

At long last, that search has ended, for I have found you.

(kissing)

You cannot have our robin!

(hissing)

This beautiful man belongs to us!

(chuckles) if you will not give him to me,

Then I shall take him, after I destroy you all.

Then you underestimate me and my unattractive friends.

Titans, go!

(beeping)

(whirring)

Her technology is too handsome.

What are we going to do?

Looks like there's no choice.

Dude, you can't go with her!

This is the only way to protect you.

Come to me, my king.

Yes, but first, feast your eyes on this.

(dance music playing)

(grunting)

The beauty has overwhelmed me.

Too beautiful. Too beautiful!

(grunting)

Phew.

You all understand now?

Yeah, dude, put that back on and keep it on.

For our sake and for the world's.

(sobbing) even if it means we'll never see that gorgeous face again.

We will always have the memory of robin's beauty.

It worked, just as I planned.

I've preserved my true identity

And no one can ever find that out.

-Right, little bro? -Got that right, big bro.

Hook me up with a grape, why don't ya?

Oh! A sweet one!

(chuckling) I like that.

(slurping)