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Do I seem less intuitive to you?
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I just had some Botox
in my third eye.
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No.
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Looks better though, doesn't it?
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Yeah, Mum. Looks good.
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Oh, stop mooning
over him, darling.
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I'm not mooning over him.
I'm mooning over Colin.
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That's who I meant! Oh.
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Darling, you can't
have a crippled dog.
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You're gonna be a doctor.
You'll be knee-deep in cripples.
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You need a nice
cavoodle or something.
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Hypoallergenic. I
don't want a cav...
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Mum!
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Mum!
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Lee, what are you doing?
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Lee!
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Just doing my Duolingo, darling.
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Well, we can hear you.
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Is he doing Duolingo, Mum?
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I don't know.
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Oh, he's almost here.
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I can't do this. I
can't give him back!
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Oh, darling, it'll be OK.
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Think of the family who thought
they'd lost him forever.
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No. I... I don't know,
why I called them.
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Just because you ran over a
dog doesn't mean he's yours.
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I didn't run him
over. It was Gordon.
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But he said you
distracted him though.
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What on earth were you
doing that was so watchable?
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Nothing.
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He's just... He's a shit driver.
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I have to go.
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Well, don't I get to say
goodbye to dear little Colin?
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Dear little Colin? You've
never even patted him.
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I don't pat animals,
darling. I lay hands.
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He doesn't need
your horse reiki.
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Yes, he does. Don't do this.
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I have to go.
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I have to go.
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His sacral region.
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Of course it's there.
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It's the relationship chakra.
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Yeah, Mum, that's fuck...
that's fucken enough.
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OK, wait. Wait. I haven't
grounded him yet...
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None of us are grounded, Mum.
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This guy, what'd he sound
like? Was he nice, or...
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Ahh, he sounded, I
don't know, normal.
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Was he happy to get
his dog back at least?
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I don't... I think so.
I couldn't really tell.
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How's your hand?
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Oh, it's ahh, Boxer's fracture.
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Oh, fuck.
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It doesn't matter.
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It does matter.
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Look, should we
call this guy? Yeah.
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He's 20 minutes late. Yes, OK.
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Hello?
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Hi, Matt, how are
you... Where are you?
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I've been for half an hour.
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Oh, we're at the elephant.
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Yeah, I'm at the elephant.
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Oh, no... Hi.
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Oh, I think I see... Matt?
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He hung up. OK. Oh.
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Cool guy.
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Here we go. Here we
go, here we go, Col.
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What the fuck happened?
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Oh, shit, did you not
tell him? No, I did...
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What happened to Bandit?
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Sorry, I told you on the phone
that he was hit by a car.
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No, you don't. I did.
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We don't know who was
driving the car though.
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We don't know who was
driving the car though.
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You didn't tell me he was...
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Oh, fuck's sake!
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Hey, he's... he's OK. Yeah.
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He's still a good
dog. He made it.
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No, it isn't, mate.
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He's got wheels for
fucken back legs.
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No, we... we know that,
mate. But he's... he's...
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Let's just calm
down, alright? Yeah.
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Hey why don't you calm down?
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My ten-year-old boy was
devastated when his dog ran away.
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He's been crying ever since.
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He comes home from school with
paintings of Bandit in heaven
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and Bandit in a coffin,
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and now he's having dreams that
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zombie Bandit's fucken
stuck in his closet.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Yeah, it is awful.
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And then I get your phone
call and I'm thinking,
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I'm gonna reunite
him with his dog
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and now, I've gotta let
him down all over again.
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Why? He's alive.
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What do you expect me to do,
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build fucken ramps
for the fucken thing?
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Are you actually saying that
you don't want your dog back?
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I never fucken wanted the dog!
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My boy wanted a dog, but
he doesn't pick its shit up
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and walk the little cunt.
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OK, are you right, mate?
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No, I'm not fucken right
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'cause I've gotta go and tell my boy
that this isn't the same fucken dog,
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'cause it's not, is it?
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'Cause this dog's fucked.
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No, you're a bit fucked, aren't
ya mate, ya fucken cretin?
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No, you're a bit fucked, aren't
ya mate, ya fucken cretin?
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Gordon, don't. Come on. Gordon.
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What are...
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What are you gonna
fucken do, Gordon?
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Do you want me to break
your other fucken hand?
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Have a fucken swing,
mate. Have a fucken swing.
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Is he being serious?
Are you, mate?
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Are you, mate?
Don't be a fucken idiot, mate...
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Come on. Well, fucken...
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Yes, I don't think
you are, Gordon.
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Mate, I'll fucken put my
good hand behind my back.
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You... OK.
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Have you ever thought you
might have a problem with rage?
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I said sorry.
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Oh, only after you realised
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he was gonna beat
the shit out of you.
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Yeah, what sort of
dickhead threatens
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a guy with one hand?
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And why do you have one hand?
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I'm not really at my best,
currently, Ash, alright?
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Yeah, but you go
from 0 to a 100...
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No, I wasn't at zero.
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I was already mid-50s.
The guy is an arsehole.
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What do we do?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I can't look after him
if we're, you know, if...
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I can't do it alone.
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Can you? No.
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No, I can't, not by myself.
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Do you know anyone
who's looking for a dog?
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Ooh!
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Hello, mate.
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Are your neighbours
still up for a dog?
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I don't think so, man.
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I think they went to the
rescue place down in Mascot.
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Oh.
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What... what place?
We're near Mascot now.
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Couldn't tell you.
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Bretty, is it... Is it
Jenny's Animal Shelter, maybe?
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Yeah, that's the one.
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So, Meggles, she's a cool chick.
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Yeah, yep, she's great. Why?
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What's her story? Is she single?
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Fuck. She might be, yep.
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Cool.
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You wouldn't mind
giving us her number?
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I thought Chiara
warned you off, mate.
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Chiara's married with kids.
She's kidding herself.
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Big talk, mate.
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Who's kidding herself?
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Ooh, you're fucked now.
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Um, how about I'll
text her your number?
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I think that's
better. Cool. Bye.
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Not kidding yourself, you know.
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What, are you going
to call Megan?
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Are you? You're married, Chi.
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Yeah, I know that,
Brett. I know that.
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You OK?
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No, I'm not. I really
liked her the other day.
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Oh.
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Oh, I didn't know you...
you swung from vine to vine.
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Well, before Andre,
I had a couple of...
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Sips from the furry cup?
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Come on.
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Sorry, I just didn't
know you dined at the Y?
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Brett! Sorry!
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Sorry. Alright? Go on.
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Well, you know, Andre and
I got together so young.
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Sort of just haven't
opened that door since.
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Look, Chi, if this is a big,
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you know, moment for you
then I won't call her, OK?
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You know, moment for you
then I won't call her, OK?
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Alright?
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I think she's a
really cool chick,
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but it's alright.
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It's cool.
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I'm married, for fuck's sake.
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OK.
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Oh, wow, it's Megan.
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"Hey, just got your
number from Ash".
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Up for a bevy if I...
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..drop round in
the next hourish?
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'Where do you stand
on threesomes?
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Are you on crack?
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Are we sure this is the place?
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Yep, it's got one review
from Numbskull 823,
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which says, "Big
boi got big balzzz."
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Sounds good. That
was three years ago.
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OK. Yep.
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That one has one eye.
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When did that happen?
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Look at that fucking wolf thing.
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That's from 'Game of Thrones'.
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That's 'Jon Snow's dog.
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Oh, shit, look at that one.
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Oh, he can jump.
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He's a jumper. OK.
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I can't look at him. Nuh.
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Ooh, bad dog. That's
a... That's a bad dog.
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No, he's OK. He's chained up.
He's chained up. That's alright.
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What about that
one? He's here. Oh!
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OK. Well, he can't go in here.
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Pick him up. Pick him up.
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Well, no, he's got...
he's got his wheels on.
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Yeah, well, you have
to pick him up anyway.
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Like my hand, I can't...
Just pick the dog up...
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Yep, OK. Very good. ..Gordon.
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OK, here we go. Oh, god.
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OK. Oh, fuck, he's lunch.
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Look at him, he's lunch.
No, we're good, we're good.
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Go, go, go. And
relax. Just breathe.
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Oh, my god.
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That's it. Be confident.
Be confident. We're good.
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He's really big. No,
he's good, he's good.
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That's the one with one
eye. We're all good.
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Just be confident.
We're the top dog.
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Just be confident.
We're the top dog.
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We're the top dogs.
I don't think we are.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, my goodness!
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All good? All good? No,
I'm great. OK, top dog.
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You know, what? Be
confident and laugh.
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Get down!
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What the bloody hell
are youse doing?
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Youse are meant to
use the back gate.
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Hey. Oh, hi, we
didn't realise.
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There was one. Sorry.
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Yeah, you're right. You
droppin' off or pickin' up?
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Ahh, potentially dropping off.
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Legs buggered? Ahh, yes.
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Does it come with the rig?
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Yes, he needs them.
The rig is... Yeah.
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Sweet. OK.
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So, do you have... Ooh!
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Any experience with
special needs dogs?
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Dogs are dogs, love.
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$300 for drop off. OK.
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Ahh, he might need his
urine expressed, though.
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Do you know, how to do
that? Yeah, no worries.
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But... but do you
know how to do it?
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You droppin' off or not?
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Ahh, well, possibly, but
this is a high-needs dog.
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Nah, youse are
high-needs people.
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Dogs are dogs. Shut up, Bobo.
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Dogs are dogs. Shut up, Bobo.
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Gordon, I really...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
252
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,936
I think we should go. Yeah.
253
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,200
Bugger youse then.
Fricken time wasters.
254
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,880
Sorry, Jenny. Come on, Bobby.
255
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,160
Come on. Come on, inside.
256
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,200
Right, here he comes.
Good boy. Come on! Inside!
257
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,680
Good boy. Come on!
258
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,896
Gordon, you've backed
me up against the gate.
259
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,256
Alright, can we... I can't
open the fucking gate.
260
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Move forward.
261
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,000
Jesus Christ.
262
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,360
Yeah, I mean, so, Jenny's
definitely not vaccinated.
263
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,480
Wouldn't have thought so.
264
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,800
Bretty.
265
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,960
Hey, mate, the neighbours
are still looking for a dog.
266
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,760
Oh, really? Oh, what?
267
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,680
They said that... that
rescue place was a bit weird.
268
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,240
A bit? Fucken hell. My god.
269
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,280
Anyway, Phoebe is
the Mum's name.
270
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,760
I'll text you all her dets and
she'll be expecting your call.
271
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,200
But they're a
really nice family.
272
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,760
OK. Yep, sounds good man.
273
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,520
Thanks, Brett. Did...
did Meggles text?
274
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,200
Yeah. She... Yeah.
275
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,560
Is everything OK?
276
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,200
Yep. Yep. Yep.
277
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,160
It's cool. Cool, cool.
278
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,640
What's that mean?
279
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,000
Ahh, nah. All good.
She did, thanks.
280
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:03,080
Ahh, nah. All good.
She did, thanks.
281
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,120
Anyways, gotta crack on. OK.
282
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,520
OK. Alright.
283
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,760
See ya. Bye.
284
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,560
Ooh!
285
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,320
OK.
286
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,840
What do you think,
should we do this?
287
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,280
Yeah, I mean, anything's
better than that.
288
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160
Yeah.
289
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,040
Oh, and it turned out
the British guy, Nigel.
290
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,080
Yeah?
291
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120
Yeah, is some drug
dealer mate of Roman's.
292
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,840
What? Sorry, what British guy?
293
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,200
The one that fell
out the window.
294
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,200
Sorry, someone fell
out the window? Yeah.
295
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240
Well, did he survive?
296
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,160
Yeah, but now he's suing us.
297
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,040
What! Gordon told
me you'd freak out.
298
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,120
Freak out? Yes!
299
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,296
What was he doing up
there? I don't know!
300
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,080
- Maybe I should go.
- No, no, no.
301
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,120
Sorry, that's so...
302
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,640
This is so boring.
Don't do that, no.
303
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,640
We don't want to hear
about all this work stuff.
304
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,360
OK. You didn't
come here for that.
305
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,840
Did you?
306
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,160
No, you did not come here
307
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,880
so, that you could hear about
Brett and Gordon's incompetence.
308
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,000
Hey guys, is a debit card OK?
309
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,240
Hey guys, is a debit card OK?
310
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,200
Oh, no, no, no,
this is on us. Yeah.
311
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,760
No, no, no, for the
party. It's $500, yeah?
312
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,160
You're paying for
the whole party?
313
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,560
Um, yeah.
314
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,960
I... I think Ash got the
impression that Gordon would pay,
315
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,136
which is... which is our bad.
316
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,200
Meggles, look, Gordo can pay
for his girlfriend's party.
317
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240
Come on.
318
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,720
Ahh, actually I
think they broke up.
319
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,800
Oh.
320
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,520
Well, whatever. You're
not paying for this.
321
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560
Is she, Chi?
322
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,000
No, way. No, no,
no. This is on us.
323
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,120
Yeah. Are you serious?
324
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,320
Yep. Deadly. Yeah.
325
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,800
Oh, my god, thank you guys.
326
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,720
Thank you so much.
You're the best.
327
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,120
OK.
328
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,560
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
329
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,560
Thank you really.
330
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,680
Thank you, Bretty, mwah.
331
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,720
You guys are fucking legends.
332
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,960
Oh, you're a
legend. Oh, you are.
333
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,560
And I just...
334
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,976
I hope I didn't make too much of
a dick of myself at the party.
335
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,760
No, hey, hey, we had
some really good chats.
336
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,880
Yeah, so, did we.
337
00:13:58,920 --> 00:13:59,999
It's embarrassing for me
338
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,200
It's embarrassing for me
339
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,880
because I actually don't
remember anything after shots.
340
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,000
I was wasted.
341
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,296
Yeah, me too. You
think I remember?
342
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,440
Oh, for sure. I don't...
343
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,616
Sorry, was I even
talking to you?
344
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,000
What'd we even... Did
we talk. Yeah. Exactly.
345
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,360
I don't know, did we talk?
346
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,360
OK, OK.
347
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,840
Thank you. Thanks, guys.
348
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,240
Thank you for
coming in. See ya.
349
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,320
Yeah! Yep.
350
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,560
Can I have a...
Shut up! Shut up.
351
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,840
Third time lucky.
352
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,280
Hi! Hi.
353
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,560
I'm Phoebe. Hi,
Gordon and Ashley.
354
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,240
Hello, Phoebe, how are you?
355
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,600
Oh, there you are!
356
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,160
Look at this
precious little man.
357
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,920
Hello! Oh, kisses!
358
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,920
Oh, kisses. Thank you!
359
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,960
Please, come on in. Would
you like a coffee, or a tea?
360
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,200
Oh. Um...
Do you wanna...
361
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,296
Oh, please you can meet Angus
362
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,200
and Berlin is so excited
to meet this little guy.
363
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,360
Yeah, OK. Yes, great.
364
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come in!
365
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,040
You have frizzy hair.
366
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,640
What do I have?
367
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Frizzy hair. Oh, do I?
368
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,200
She does, yeah, yeah.
My Mum's prettier.
369
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,600
Oop! Berlin!
370
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,360
Our chihuahua, Peppy,
died the year before last.
371
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,280
He was 18, you know.
372
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,160
So, it really took us a
long time to get over it.
373
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,320
Oh, yeah, I bet.
374
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,840
Mm.
375
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,816
And when Brett's Mum, Diana,
told us about this dog
376
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,200
we just thought, you
precious little thing.
377
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,240
And seeing him
here, he really is.
378
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,360
Yeah, he's very special. Yeah.
379
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,960
Did she mention that he
might need help doing a wee,
380
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,240
going to the toilet in time?
381
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,120
Yep, already YouTubed that
and ready to go, so...
382
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh. Oh, wow.
383
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,480
That's great.
384
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,560
Yeah.
385
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,680
And if... if I could
ask one favour?
386
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,720
Sure.
387
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,560
If you wouldn't mind
not changing his name
388
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,480
because it would
be his third name
389
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,160
and it just might be a
bit confusing for him.
390
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,800
What was... What
was his name again?
391
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:53,880
Colin. Yeah.
392
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,840
Yeah, it's a weird
name for a dog. Mm.
393
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000
Yeah, don't love it.
394
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,200
Ahh, well, I mean, something
then that sounds like,
395
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,920
you know, ah, like Corin?
396
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,000
Corin?
397
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,000
Or Gollum? Gollum.
398
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,599
From 'Lord Of The
Rings'. Yeah, nah.
399
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,160
What do you want to
call him, Berlin?
400
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,280
Peppy!
401
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,680
Are you sure, sweetheart?
402
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,920
Peppy was... Peppy's name.
403
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,760
I want Peppy.
404
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,120
Oh. She does know that...
that's not Peppy, though, so...
405
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,560
Of course she does.
406
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,096
But I think if she
wants to call him Peppy,
407
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,160
it doesn't matter.
408
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,360
Do you love Peppy, darling?
Peppy, come here. Peppy! Peppy!
409
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,280
Oh, Peppy it is.
410
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,920
Yay! Vroom! Vroom!
Ahh, no, don't do that.
411
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,216
Can we not... Can we not
do that? Vroom! Vroom!
412
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,960
Be gentle, Berlin.
Vroom! Vroom!
413
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,840
Stop. How do you make...
414
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,640
Can you be gentle, Berlin.
She's being gentle.
415
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,240
He's my dog now.
416
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,480
Peppy! Come on, Peppy!
417
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,800
Thank you for not
making it a big goodbye.
418
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,080
It's less traumatic for Peppy.
419
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,760
Yep. Yeah, of
course. No, worries.
420
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,120
Yeah.
421
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,896
And just let us know if
you've got any questions,
422
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,480
any issues, anything.
423
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,280
Of course. Day or night.
424
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,440
Yeah. I'm sure we'll be fine.
425
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,480
Totally.
426
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,520
Cool, cool. Let's go.
427
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,400
Yeah, and just send some
photos when you can.
428
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,400
OK. Well, take care. It was
so lovely to meet you both.
429
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,160
Bye-bye! OK, bye.
430
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,080
Was that the right thing to do?
431
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,360
I think so.
432
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,480
Will he be OK?
433
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,840
I mean...
434
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,960
Dogs are pragmatists,
you know? I mean...
435
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,880
Yeah, he's special,
but he's gonna...
436
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,320
He's gonna love whoever
feeds him, won't he?
437
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,999
That was always the deal
between humans and dogs.
438
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,560
That was always the deal
between humans and dogs.
439
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,936
It's always been
the deal, you know?
440
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,480
We let them sit near the campfire
and we'd feed them scraps,
441
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,640
and they'd protect us
442
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,720
when the lions were
nearby, you know?
443
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,240
So, it's...
444
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,680
it's kind of transactional.
445
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,000
Doesn't make it less
real, but it's fine.
446
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,120
He'll be happy.
447
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,920
Yeah, but we loved him.
448
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,800
Yeah. Yeah.
449
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880
Hi, Mum.
450
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,720
Ashley, where are you?
451
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,920
I'm just with Gordon.
What's going on?
452
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,920
Something's
happened. I need you.
453
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,360
What's happened? Are
you... Are you OK?
454
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,600
No, I'm not. It's Lee.
455
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,000
Please come here. I need you.
456
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,040
OK, OK, OK, just
breathe. Breathe, Mum.
457
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,040
OK, I'll be there soon.
458
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,800
What's wrong? Oh, fuck knows.
459
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,800
It's like she knew that
I was having a moment.
460
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,360
OK.
461
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,560
I'd better go see
what's up with Mum.
462
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920
Yeah.
463
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,240
You OK? Yeah.
464
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,800
I guess I'll see you round?
465
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,920
Yeah, definitely.
466
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,240
Is that it?
467
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,360
What?
468
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,640
OK.
469
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,520
Well, I... I... I have
to go. Bye, Gordon.
470
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,080
Ciao for now.
471
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,720
I said, "No, Lee,
it's not spam."
472
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,000
It's all over Facebook.
473
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,160
Everyone can see
474
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,999
how many Candy Crush
games you've played.
475
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,920
How many Candy Crush
games you've played.
476
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,600
He's played literally
hundreds of Candy Crush games
477
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,080
with this 21-year-old
Korean girl,
478
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,680
but he kept saying it was spam.
479
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,240
Oh, you're joking, Mum.
480
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,200
But then I went
through his phone,
481
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,160
and she's all through
his chatsnap as well.
482
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,680
And he's been sending
her money, my money.
483
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,160
And it's been going
on for months.
484
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,920
Oh, my god. Mum, I'm so sorry.
485
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,320
You were right
about him, Ashley.
486
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,760
You were.
487
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:34,160
Well, you know, I'm... I'm
sorry that I was right.
488
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,680
No, I'm sorry that I
didn't listen to you.
489
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,840
I'm sorry that I
believed him and not you.
490
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,480
You are my family.
491
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,560
It's OK, Mum.
492
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,080
No, it's not OK.
You're my only family.
493
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:50,040
I love you so
much, Ashley Maree.
494
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,240
Oh, Mummy.
495
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,640
Oh.
496
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,760
Oh, I've gotta take this.
497
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,000
Just make yourself
comfortable, darling.
498
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,256
Just make yourself
comfortable, darling.
499
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,480
This could take a while.
500
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,120
Well, what have you got
to say for yourself?
501
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,600
Don't call me if you're
going to lie to me.
502
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,320
Gordy, you left the window open.
503
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,080
Ahh, fuck it.
504
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,640
Are you crying about us or
are you crying about Colin?
505
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,720
Ahh, oh, it's everything.
506
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,720
If it were like a pie chart,
507
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,800
what would it look like?
508
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,120
Um...
509
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,160
I don't know. It's a lot.
510
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,800
It's just, um...
511
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,040
this is a once in a
year cry, you know.
512
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,280
What's the saddest thing though?
513
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,920
Does it matter?
514
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960
Well, yeah,
515
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,360
'cause I was just going to
have a little cry too and...
516
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,680
Were you? Yeah.
517
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,520
I mean, it wasn't
going to be like
518
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,440
an Irish keening like
what you're doing,
519
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,920
but you know,
520
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,240
'cause I just have lots of
little cries throughout the year.
521
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,000
What was yours about?
522
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
What was yours about?
523
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,880
Pie chart-wise.
524
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,280
I asked you first.
525
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,440
Um...
526
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,800
I think I accidentally
opened my heart
527
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,600
to a crippled dog...
528
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,120
And then you slipped through
the opening at the same time.
529
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,080
If this is falling in love,
I really don't like it.
530
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,320
I'm not a fan 'cause
it's exhausting.
531
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,600
I feel a bit like
I'm going insane.
532
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,200
Do you? Yeah.
533
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,120
That's nice. Is it?
534
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,040
So, what do we do?
535
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,720
I think we go get our dog back.
536
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,480
Oh, thank god.
537
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,560
Let's do it.
538
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,680
I hated that fucking family.
Oh, they were fucked.
539
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Who calls their kid
Berlin? Wankers.
540
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,696
How are we gonna get him
back? Oh, I don't know.
541
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,400
We'll... we'll figure
it out on the way.
542
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,160
We are gonna make that
little girl cry though.
543
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,280
Good.
544
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,400
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