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[school bell rings]
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- Children,
my brother Ka'Brett,
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a famous art critic
from New York
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has come all the way
to Rackleff
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to give us some pointers.
Who knows?
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Maybe one of you
will be discovered.
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- [laughs]
He means me.
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- Let's give my brother
a warm PS 38 welcome.
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- Mm-hmm, uh, thank you, Ken.
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- In front of the children,
please call me Mr. Rosa.
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- No.
- [groans]
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- Let's see
what I'm working with.
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Oh, ugh, absolutely not.
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Did you use a brush
or your feet?
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[chuckles]
That's not paint.
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What is it?
- No idea.
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- [barks]
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- But it grows under my house,
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and I know
that you can feed it.
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[giggles]
It tickles.
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- [laughs]
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Wait till he sees what I can do
compared to these hacks.
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- Nate here is
an extremely talented artist.
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- Hmm.
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Here's some advice.
- Mm.
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- Give up now.
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- Don't be discouraged.
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It's just
one person's opinion, Nate.
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- Right, I mean, hey,
I know I'm good.
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Don't worry, Mr. Rosa.
I'm fine.
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[somber music]
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[upbeat music]
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- * Don't want to go
to school today *
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* The sun is red hot
and I wanna play *
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* But if I get caught
they'll make me pay *
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* Detention again *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Math and social studies
just ain't my thing *
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- * Big Nate, Big Nate *
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- * Rocking with my band
is where I'm king *
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* Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test *
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- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
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* Big Nate *
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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Ugh, ugh!
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[chuckles]
- Nate! There you are.
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How's the "Cesspool" comic
coming along for the yearbook?
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Oh, my God, ugh.
- Huh? What?
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Oh, sorry, I'll have it soon.
- Cool, no worries.
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You know,
if there's anything going on
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you want to talk about,
some of us have noticed
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you're not your usual
"I'm awesome" self.
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- My awesome is fine, Francis.
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I'm just having
a touch of artist's block,
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which nobody's
gonna find out about
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because you're going to keep
your mouth shut.
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- Sure, of course.
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Nate lost his awesomeness!
- Gasp!
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- [gasps]
- Ugh!
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- You wanted to see me, chief.
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- Ken, come in, come in.
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- Ka'Brett, I thought
you'd gone back to New York.
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- Change of plans.
Right, big P?
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- Big P!
[laughs]
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Oh, no, no, that is so clever.
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'Cause the P
stands for principal.
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- Yeah, got that.
So what are you doing here?
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- I've been telling
this astute academic
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that your art department
is a virtual gold mine.
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- Your wonderful brother
says he can teach the students
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to make art
that actually sells,
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and because they'll be
creating it on school property,
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we'll get all the profits.
Cha-ching!
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- Is that legal?
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[both laughing]
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- [groans angrily]
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Ugh, it's useless!
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- Everything okay, champ?
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- Hey, Dad, um,
have you ever felt off,
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like you've lost your awesome?
- Lots of times.
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Except in my day,
we called it mojo
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or sometimes man sparkle,
but I always got it back.
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- So you've still got
your man sparkle?
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- [laughs]
Oh, heck no.
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If I did,
I wouldn't be selling
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my old socks
as bespoke oven mitts.
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- [panting]
- Ugh, ew!
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- But I don't see you
having that problem, Nate.
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You've got a gift,
and no one can take that away
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unless you let 'em.
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[tender music]
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- Ugh, what's going on
in my head?
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Why can't I draw you?
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- [panting]
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I'm telling you,
you've got the wrong doctor!
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[grunts]
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Uh, maybe I could offer you
a second opinion.
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- [roars]
- [screams]
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- Don't waste your time trying
to "find your voice and style."
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Instead,
figure out what everyone likes
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and draw that.
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Ken!
- Ugh.
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- Each of you will receive
my soon to be best-selling
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self-published workbook,
"Just Draw, Monkey,"
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which will have you on your way
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to your first art sale
in no time.
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- Workbooks are not
generally part--
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- Eh, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta,
ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. Ta.
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- [sighs]
- Where's Nate?
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Art is his favorite class.
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- [snoring]
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- [gasps]
Nate!
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- Nate!
- Huh?
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- See? He looks awful.
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Classic case of an all-nighter.
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How'd the "Cesspool"
comic come out, bro?
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- Huh? What's a Cesspool?
- Huh?
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- Nate, he's one
of your characters,
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one of your best characters.
- Oof!
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[soft dramatic music]
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[sighs]
- Look.
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- Okay, haha, yeah,
that's a cool drawing,
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but that's not mine.
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- I knew I was worried
for a reason.
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Nate, I think you really are
losing your awesomeness.
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- No, it's the end
of the world!
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[bricks clatter]
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- Guys, I have never had
a character named Dr...
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what was it? Cesspool?
- [screaming]
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- What if Cesspool's
not his first?
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Do you remember Moe Mentum,
Hollywood stuntman?
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- Yes.
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- Luke Warm,
private investigator?
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- Of course, yes.
- Ultra Nate?
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- Duh, he's basically me, yes.
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- Dan Cupid, love consultant?
- Haha, trick question.
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Barf, no.
- [screams]
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- Should I have heard of him?
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Maybe something really is
happening to my awesomeness.
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How can I be losing
my characters?
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- We're all doomed!
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- Okay, just throwing this
out there--
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aliens might be abducting you
while you sleep
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and erasing your memory.
- Nate, go home.
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Lock yourself in your bedroom,
and whatever you do,
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don't fall asleep.
- [whimpers]
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[eerie music]
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* *
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Okay, aliens
or whatever you are,
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you are not getting
past me tonight.
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[owl hooting]
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[heavy thumping]
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[screams]
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[whimpering]
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[smooth mysterious music]
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- You sure
this is the right bureau?
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- [sighs]
It's the only bureau.
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Eyes open, Mr. Fish,
both sides.
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- It's the beast!
He found us!
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[both screaming]
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- Oh, uh, wha--who are you?
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Why are you trying
to steal my awesomeness?
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- That doesn't sound
like a beast.
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- [screaming]
Ugh.
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- Nate, is that you, lad?
- How do you know my name?
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- Because you created us.
- Don't you remember?
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The summer between third
and fourth grade,
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your friends
were all on vacation.
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You needed a project,
so you created a comic book
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detective story starring us.
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- We were supposed to solve
the mystery of how Ellen
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could possibly be your sister
when she's so lame.
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- That case remains open.
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- Moose, Fish!
Yeah, I do remember you.
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But this is insane.
How can you be here?
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- We came 'cause the very thing
that makes you awesome,
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your art, your creativity,
well, it's in danger, son.
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- This bow and arrow
belonged to a friend of ours,
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Dan Cupid.
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You created him, Nate,
but you don't remember him
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because there's a beast
living in your imagination,
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and he's taking
your characters.
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- Huh?
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- We need you to help us
solve the mystery of why.
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* *
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- Oh? Whoa!
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[fireworks boom]
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[bicycle bell chimes]
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[car lock chirps]
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[chicks chirping]
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- Oh.
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- Live from Nate's mind.
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* *
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- [roars]
- [roars]
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- Wait a minute, these all came
from my imagination?
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- These and more.
- We should get going.
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It's a long walk
to the Butt Forest.
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- There's a Butt Forest?
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* *
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[flatulence]
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There is a Butt Forest!
I remember now.
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I made this up as a joke
for Teddy and Francis
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back in, like, third grade.
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- We found Dan Cupid's bow
and arrow not far from here...
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[muffled sobbing]
But no Dan!
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- Save the fluids, Mr. Fish,
your scales will dry out.
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We need to be careful, mate.
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This is Green Hat Gnome
territory.
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- Wow, I drew comics
about Green Hat Gnomes?
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- No, that's the problem.
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You've never drawn comics
about Green Hat Gnomes,
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and they're not happy.
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They've declared war
on your imagination,
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so stay on your toes.
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They could sneak up on us
if we're not careful.
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* *
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- All of this
is from my imagination?
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Wow, I am so creative.
Cool.
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- Do you see anything at all
that could help us? Any clues?
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- No, but hey, wait,
when I created the Butt Forest,
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I also created a Butt Guru
to watch over it.
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- We've heard tale
of the Butt Guru,
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but we've never seen him.
- I am here, Nate Wright!
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[triumphant music]
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I, the wise, old Butt Guru.
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I would've preferred
just wise and old and no butt.
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But what should I expect
from an 11-year-old boy?
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- You know, technically, I was
actually eight at the time.
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Very advanced for my age.
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- This does not make
being a butt any easier.
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Speak your question.
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- Something is trespassing
in my imagination
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and stealing my characters.
We want to know why.
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- I sense a dark presence,
one my butt wisdom
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has never felt before.
- [gasps]
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The beast!
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- A dark presence
that was brought here by you,
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Nate Wright!
- Me?
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But why would I hurt
my own characters?
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- You have been given
awesomeness, Nate Wright,
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and yet you squander it.
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That is why the dark presence
is here.
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- [roars]
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[ominous music]
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- It's here.
The beast!
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- [flatulence]
Heed my warning, Nate Wright.
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And draw me some arms,
next time!
249
00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,178
[flatulence]
250
00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,182
- [roars]
251
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:08,118
- Stop there, evil doer!
252
00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,119
[energetic rock music]
253
00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:10,987
- Ultra Nate!
254
00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:13,089
- Never fear, citizens!
255
00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,425
Ultra Nate is here
to vanquish--
256
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:16,993
[screaming]
257
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,763
It's eating me alive!
No, not my elbows!
258
00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:20,831
Not my elbows!
259
00:10:20,897 --> 00:10:23,299
- No!
260
00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:25,201
[panting]
261
00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:26,636
Oh.
262
00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,939
[soft dramatic music]
263
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,107
Was it--
was it just a dream?
264
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,176
* *
265
00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:38,749
- No, Gina, the green
is not green enough.
266
00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:40,583
Reread chapter eight.
Clean your brush. Start over.
267
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,485
Ken!
[snaps]
268
00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:46,322
- Mm.
- Go ahead, clean your brush.
269
00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:48,191
- [whimpers]
270
00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:50,493
- That's it, Gina.
Really rub it in there.
271
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:51,762
Yeah, get that green off...
- Guys!
272
00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:53,730
- That dirty, dirty green.
273
00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:55,198
- [screaming and grunting]
274
00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:57,934
- And then I woke up,
but I know I wasn't dreaming.
275
00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,403
I saw this beast
or whatever it is
276
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:01,972
eat Ultra Nate.
277
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:04,540
- But this time, you remembered
because you were there.
278
00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,910
- Then we need
to be there too.
279
00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,278
- Since we don't know
what we're dealing with,
280
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:10,580
I had Uncle Pedro give me
a grab bag of his best
281
00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:13,416
and most ridiculous
alien catching devices.
282
00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:15,085
- What's the plan?
We just wait?
283
00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:17,220
- Yeah, pretty much,
but stay alert,
284
00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:20,690
and whatever you do,
don't fall asleep.
285
00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:23,193
[all snoring]
286
00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:25,762
[deep rumbling]
287
00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:28,431
- Whoa, huh? Guys?
288
00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:30,400
Guys, guys,
it's happening again.
289
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,601
[door thuds]
290
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:32,903
Guys?
291
00:11:32,969 --> 00:11:34,237
[soft dramatic music]
292
00:11:34,304 --> 00:11:36,572
[door squeaks]
293
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:37,808
- Hello, son.
294
00:11:37,874 --> 00:11:39,976
- Moose, Fish, you're okay.
295
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,946
- [sobs]
He cares about us!
296
00:11:43,013 --> 00:11:45,548
- No crying!
Now, mate, a lot has happened.
297
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:48,284
Word of the beast has spread
throughout your imagination.
298
00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:49,352
- [gasps]
299
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,087
[dramatic music]
300
00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:55,425
- The beast is coming!
- [screaming]
301
00:11:55,491 --> 00:11:59,195
- The beast is coming!
- Oh, man, this is bad.
302
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,231
- Uh, Nate,
there's one other thing.
303
00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:03,199
- Attack!
304
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:06,502
- The Green Hat Gnomes
have vowed to start a civil war
305
00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:07,871
unless you give 'em
a storyline.
306
00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:10,540
- With real plots,
not just gags and screaming,
307
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,775
and a cool theme song.
- Yeah!
308
00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:14,077
[energetic rock music]
309
00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:17,380
- [sobs]
I don't want to go this way.
310
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,715
- Oh!
- [grunts]
311
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,919
- [groaning]
312
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,421
Now lad, run!
313
00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:28,124
* *
314
00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:29,325
- [gulps]
315
00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,696
- Oh, no, oh, no.
Wake up! Wake up!
316
00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:35,031
Wake up, you guys!
317
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,636
Nate won't wake up!
- Ooh, yeah, I got this.
318
00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:42,906
Nate has
extremely sensitive pits.
319
00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:45,808
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[gasps]
320
00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:48,144
Oh, the Teddy Tickle Torture
didn't work?
321
00:12:48,211 --> 00:12:49,279
Dios m�o!
322
00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:51,381
- Which can only mean
one thing.
323
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:55,618
Guys, I think Nate is trapped
inside his own imagination.
324
00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:57,187
[soft dramatic music]
325
00:12:57,253 --> 00:13:00,891
- Yes, yes, hmm, hmm,
huh, huh, I see.
326
00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:02,325
It is good you came to me.
327
00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:04,360
Your friend
is clearly unconscious.
328
00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:06,429
- We know that, Pedro,
but can you help him?
329
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:09,032
- Of course I can,
boy plagued by the regrets
330
00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:10,800
of yesteryear.
- [gasps]
331
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,802
How does he know?
332
00:13:12,869 --> 00:13:14,504
- I purchased this
from the militaries,
333
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,039
Project Brain Ripper.
334
00:13:16,106 --> 00:13:19,242
It was created to get into
the minds of enemy combatants.
335
00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:20,843
- What do you use it for?
336
00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:22,913
- Mostly to get free Wi-Fi
from the clown next-door.
337
00:13:22,979 --> 00:13:24,647
[whimsical music]
338
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:27,850
- This is going to work, right?
339
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,785
- I used it many times
during my career
340
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,255
as a hamster therapist
with 100% success.
341
00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:34,991
Except for Mr. Wiggles.
Poor, tormented soul.
342
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,726
Just couldn't get him
off the wheel.
343
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,629
- Uh, okay, but how
does this work on people?
344
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,297
- Let's find out!
345
00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:42,765
[console beeping]
346
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:45,401
[energy pulsating]
347
00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:46,769
[televisions humming]
348
00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:49,805
* *
349
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,174
- [screams]
350
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:57,147
* *
351
00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,882
- Huh, you know, weirdly,
this is exactly what
352
00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:02,218
I pictured Nate's imagination
looking like.
353
00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:04,620
- Teddy, look,
it's Godfrey-Zilla!
354
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:06,089
- [screaming]
355
00:14:06,156 --> 00:14:10,093
- Giant Elton!
Can we stay here forever?
356
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,127
- Huh?
357
00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:13,930
- Hey!
- I know you.
358
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:17,300
Claude the Stupid Ideas Fairy.
- Please let me go.
359
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:20,636
I need to get away.
I've been flying for hours.
360
00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:23,373
- You were flying in a circle.
- I was?
361
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:24,874
- Where's Nate?
362
00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:27,577
- The Green Hat Gnomes
have taken the great creator
363
00:14:27,643 --> 00:14:29,245
to the Butt Forest.
364
00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:30,680
[flatulence]
365
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,883
- There's a Butt Forest?
Sweet!
366
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,185
- Take us there, Claude.
367
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,387
- What about
a Western storyline
368
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:39,022
called "Gnome on the Range."
369
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:42,492
- Or a comedy, "America's
Funniest Gnome Videos."
370
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:43,759
- Ooh, that's catchy.
371
00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:45,461
- [roars distantly]
- Ah!
372
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,363
[butts rumbling]
373
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,564
- [roars]
374
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,600
- [screams]
Run away!
375
00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:52,268
- [screams]
It's the beast!
376
00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:55,805
The beast is a giant snail!
- No, no, no, no!
377
00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:58,574
I think, uh,
that's my band logo?
378
00:14:58,641 --> 00:14:59,809
- * Fear the Mollusk *
379
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,177
- And my friends!
380
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:04,180
- This is so unsanitary.
381
00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:06,616
- I can't believe you guys
are in my brain.
382
00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:08,184
[laughter]
383
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,819
- [screaming]
- The gnomes are coming back!
384
00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:12,655
[all screaming]
385
00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,557
- The beast!
386
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,159
[dramatic music]
387
00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:17,827
- [roars]
388
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:19,895
[all scream]
- [whimpers]
389
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,398
- Ugh, ah.
390
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:24,667
* *
391
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,236
- [roars]
392
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,970
[growls]
393
00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:30,706
I've seen that mole before!
That's Ka'Brett!
394
00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,708
[screaming]
- [laughing]
395
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:33,943
[roars]
396
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,345
- Why are you doing this?
397
00:15:35,411 --> 00:15:37,847
Why are you destroying
everything I care about?
398
00:15:37,913 --> 00:15:40,450
- This is your world, Nate!
Fight back!
399
00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:41,751
Don't doubt yourself!
400
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,586
- Don't doubt myself.
401
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:46,556
[energetic rock music]
402
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:48,191
* *
403
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,361
Guys, I know how to get
my characters back!
404
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:57,667
- Mr. Rosa,
you going somewhere?
405
00:15:57,733 --> 00:16:00,270
- Yep, I'm taking a trip
to Loserville
406
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:04,507
to reassess my life choices
and do a lot of crying.
407
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,809
- Mr. Rosa,
I know you're leaving
408
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:09,645
because of your brother
Ka'Brett, but you can't.
409
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:13,416
- Not that simple, Nate.
Okay, it is that simple.
410
00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,751
I can't look at his man bun
one more day.
411
00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:17,120
- Amen, bro.
412
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,755
A man bun is just one step away
from a mullet.
413
00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,724
- A beast
invaded my imagination
414
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,726
and started eating
my characters,
415
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:26,962
and that beast is your brother.
Don't you see?
416
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,665
It all makes sense now.
He's doubt.
417
00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:32,068
He makes me doubt myself
as a cartoonist.
418
00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,137
He's chipping away
at my awesomeness,
419
00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:38,408
and I can't stop him alone.
I need your help.
420
00:16:38,474 --> 00:16:40,510
- Mr. Rosa, you okay?
421
00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,245
- You know, I became a teacher
422
00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:45,615
because I loved seeing kids
transformed by art.
423
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,650
That's what are does,
changes us.
424
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:49,685
It changed me
when I was your age,
425
00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,687
but Ka'Brett
never understood that.
426
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,689
To him,
art isn't worth anything
427
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,558
unless there's a price tag
on it.
428
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:59,995
He came here to my school
filled with my students
429
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:04,333
and tried to ruin my dream
to make me doubt my art!
430
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,968
[triumphant music]
431
00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:08,471
I won't let him do that to you,
Nate,
432
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:12,242
or anyone else ever again.
Tell me what you need me to do.
433
00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:14,444
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
434
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:15,945
* *
435
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,479
[all screaming]
436
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:19,048
- [sobbing]
437
00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:20,716
[energy whooshing]
438
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,218
- What are you doing?
439
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:25,821
- [sobs]
He came back.
440
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:27,523
- The creator.
- It really is him.
441
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,692
- I had no idea
he was so short.
442
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:34,264
- Yes, it is I, Nate Wright!
Hold your applause please.
443
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,865
- They weren't applauding.
444
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,767
- Your world--
that I created,
445
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,303
thank you so much--
is under threat from a beast
446
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,037
that feeds on doubt!
447
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,174
This beast--
- His name is Ka'Brett.
448
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,309
Actually, that's not true.
His real name's Brian.
449
00:17:46,376 --> 00:17:47,777
Then he changed it to Brett.
450
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,412
Then he added the "ka"
because he thought
451
00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:51,080
it sounded more artsy,
and then--
452
00:17:51,147 --> 00:17:52,582
- Okay, Mr. Rosa, please,
453
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:53,916
I'm trying
to sound inspiring here.
454
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,385
- Oh, right.
455
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,653
- The Ka'Brett beast wants us
scared and unfocused,
456
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,655
creating more doubt
for him to feed on.
457
00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:02,658
- But I'm scared.
- And I'm unfocused!
458
00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:04,960
- We need to cut off
his food source
459
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,095
and fight back!
460
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,763
[all cheering]
461
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,466
- But do you have a plan?
462
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,468
- [laughs]
Yeah, duh.
463
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:14,604
I just need a volunteer.
464
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,340
- Okay, Claude, remember,
you're the bait.
465
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:22,144
Is bait the same as birthday?
Is it my birthday?
466
00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:24,180
- [roars]
467
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,616
[dramatic music]
468
00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:29,185
- Well, hello there.
469
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,521
- Are you my birthday present?
470
00:18:31,587 --> 00:18:33,923
[screams]
471
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,525
- [laughs]
472
00:18:35,591 --> 00:18:37,059
- Hey, Ka'Brett!
473
00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:39,195
I mean, hey, Brian!
474
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,698
You're trespassing
in my imagination!
475
00:18:42,765 --> 00:18:46,001
I want my characters
and my awesomeness back!
476
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,203
Attack!
477
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,804
[all screaming]
478
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:50,105
[Royal Blood's
"Figure It Out"]
479
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,707
- [roars]
480
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:54,710
- Whoa!
- [screams]
481
00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:56,045
[truck horn blares]
482
00:18:56,111 --> 00:18:59,782
- You don't have the talent
to defeat me.
483
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:03,386
- We'll see about that.
Battle cry!
484
00:19:03,453 --> 00:19:05,321
[upbeat rock music]
485
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:06,889
- Ah!
486
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,591
- [laughs]
487
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,560
- Ah!
Huh?
488
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,262
[screams]
Oh!
489
00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:13,296
- [groans]
490
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:14,330
[engine rumbles]
491
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,498
[tires squealing]
492
00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:16,499
[together]
Whoa!
493
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,468
- Huh?
- [laughing]
494
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,703
- [grunts]
495
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,872
* *
496
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,774
- * I let it go
'cause I won't see you later *
497
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,709
* And we're not allowed
to talk it out *
498
00:19:26,776 --> 00:19:30,380
[both screaming]
499
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,081
- [chuckles]
- [growls]
500
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,115
- Huh?
501
00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:34,116
[gnomes chomping]
502
00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:35,351
- Get off!
503
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:36,752
- * I said I'd go *
504
00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:38,220
* Yeah,
I won't see you later *
505
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:40,390
* And we're not allowed
to figure it out *
506
00:19:40,456 --> 00:19:42,358
- Ugh!
[grunts]
507
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:43,893
[roars]
508
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,295
[screams]
509
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,663
[laughs]
510
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,400
[all screaming]
511
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:52,802
- [gulps]
- [roars]
512
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,470
- * Just a kid like me *
513
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:55,705
* Trying to cut some teeth *
514
00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:57,106
* Trying to figure it out *
515
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,108
- You know,
I'm no fan of Godfrey,
516
00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:02,445
but in this case, go Godfrey!
Uh-oh.
517
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:03,979
- [gulps]
518
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:05,481
[roars]
519
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:06,649
[chuckles]
520
00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:08,984
* *
521
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:11,654
- [screams]
522
00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:12,655
* *
523
00:20:12,722 --> 00:20:14,690
[groans]
No.
524
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:18,494
[all screaming]
525
00:20:18,561 --> 00:20:20,095
- [sighs]
526
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:21,831
- You've got a gift,
and no one can take that away
527
00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:23,132
unless you let 'em.
528
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:25,000
[dramatic music]
529
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:27,570
- Everyone, stop fighting!
530
00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:29,572
Lay your weapons down!
531
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,073
- Huh?
- What did he say?
532
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,576
- What? Bro, have you lost
your dang mind?
533
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,578
- Trust me,
we need to stop fighting
534
00:20:35,645 --> 00:20:37,046
and walk away.
535
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:42,852
* *
536
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:45,855
- Giving up already?
[chuckles]
537
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:49,625
- No, see, you're my doubt,
and acknowledging you
538
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,961
just makes you stronger,
so you know what?
539
00:20:52,027 --> 00:20:54,196
We're gonna ignore you.
540
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:58,568
- That won't work.
I'm too powerful to resist.
541
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,436
Come back and fight me!
542
00:21:00,503 --> 00:21:01,937
[grunts]
543
00:21:02,004 --> 00:21:05,140
Ah, oh, my, what's happening?
544
00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:07,977
[screams]
545
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:10,580
Oh, oh.
[burps]
546
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,814
[flatulence]
547
00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:15,718
You're not talented enough
to succeed!
548
00:21:15,785 --> 00:21:19,689
To succeed!
To succeed!
549
00:21:19,755 --> 00:21:22,625
* *
550
00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:25,828
[both grunting]
551
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,565
- How do you feel, Nate?
552
00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:33,335
- I feel...awesome!
553
00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:34,870
- One, two, three, four.
554
00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:37,773
- * Armed only with a pencil *
555
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,744
* And 8x10 lined paper *
556
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:45,014
* He leads a life
that's awesome *
557
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,419
* That's why
they call him Big Nate *
558
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:51,086
[upbeat rock music]
559
00:21:51,153 --> 00:21:52,688
[laughter]
- Yeah!
560
00:21:52,755 --> 00:21:55,157
- * If you need a toilet *
561
00:21:55,224 --> 00:21:58,494
* To detonate by lunch time *
- Whoo-hoo!
562
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:01,831
- * Or perhaps a burrito *
563
00:22:01,897 --> 00:22:05,367
* In your teacher's pants *
564
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,340
- * His destiny *
565
00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:14,844
* As a god of awesomeness *
566
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:18,581
* Is to ride
a mighty llama *
567
00:22:18,648 --> 00:22:21,250
* That probably
breathes fire *
568
00:22:21,316 --> 00:22:23,653
* And take his place *
569
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:26,889
* Among the legendary
pranksters of yore *
570
00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:30,626
* Who will welcome him
into Valhalla *
571
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:33,929
* This is
the Ballad of Big Nate *
572
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:38,529
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