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- [snoring]
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- So Annie Edson Taylor was,
like, the first person ever
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to go over Niagara Falls
in a barrel and not die.
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- Whoo-hoo!
Haha!
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- Why would someone do that?
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- She thought she'd make money
off the publicity.
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She was a teacher,
so she was, like, super broke.
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- [sips]
[groans]
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- Anyway, that's why I did
my International Women's Day
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report on Annie Edson Taylor,
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'cause I think it's,
like, totally amazing
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when somebody sets a record.
- [sighs]
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[soft acoustic music]
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[bell rings]
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Thought-provoking report,
Jenny.
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Perhaps we could, uh,
discuss it later over burritos?
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Whoa!
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- Jenny,
I am love your report
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about record-setting
waterfall woman!
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In Pashkov family,
all women set records
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back in Stylgravia!
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Mother had longest incisors
in Stylgravian history.
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Grandma Bubina did longest nap
ever taken inside of a goat.
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[goat bleats]
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- That is so awesome.
Record-setters are so cool.
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- Jenny's into
record-setters, huh?
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Well, then, I'm gonna have
to set an epic record
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that proves to her once
and for all that I,
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Nate Wright, am the greatest
of all time!
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[screams]
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[upbeat music]
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- ? Don't want to go
to school today ?
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? The sun is red hot
and I wanna play ?
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? But if I get caught
they'll make me pay ?
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? Detention again ?
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- ? Big Nate, Big Nate ?
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- ? Math and social studies
just ain't my thing ?
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- ? Big Nate, Big Nate ?
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- ? Rocking with my band
is where I'm king ?
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? Stealing the teacher's teeth
or bailing on a test ?
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- ? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
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? Big Nate ?
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[loud clang]
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[loud crash]
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- OK, step aside, people.
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Make way for PS 38's
next record-setter.
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- Dude, you've already
got the detention record.
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Don't get greedy.
- Let me guess.
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This has something
to do with Jenny saying
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she thinks it's cool
when people set records, right?
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- Pfft.
What?
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Jenny's got a thing
for record-setters?
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Yeah, I totally forgot
about that.
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So, anyways, check it out.
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I went to the library.
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- The library is the seventh
best-smelling room in PS 38.
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- Chad Fact.
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- And I got this book,
Rackleff Records.
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So all I got to do
is pick something in there
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and do it slightly better!
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- Whoa, this lady set
the record
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for wooliest nose hair.
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[elephant trumpeting]
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#LifeGoals!
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- Do you have any
unusual body phenomena?
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- Well, I've always suspected
my tongue
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is kind of on the long side.
[bell dings]
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[fly buzzing]
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- [slurping]
- Ugh, ew!
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- Sorry, Nate.
Chad's got you beat there.
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- Hmm,
maybe if you stretch it--
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- Ugh!
- Hello, friends.
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Do not forget,
I am invite all of you
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to Scoopsies parlor
of ice creams tonight
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for my
Lacagravitmulch ceremony!
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- Man, I wish I could pronounce
Lacagravitmulch ceremony,
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'cause then I could ask,
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what is
a Lacagravitmulch ceremony?
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- How many nipples you've got?
- Uh, two?
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- Darn it!
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- Lacagravitmulch ceremony
is when
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young man leaves old family
behind and celebrates
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with new family.
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- Aw.
- Ugh.
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- Family of friends.
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And Jenny, you are
most important family of all.
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- That is so sweet!
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I'll totally be there
after my class.
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- [groaning]
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- What are the chances
you can produce over 800 pounds
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of earwax before you turn 18?
- Slim.
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I'm gonna have to actually
do something awesome,
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which, let's be honest,
that's my specialty.
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Hmm.
Whoa!
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Booyah!
That's five!
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[laughs]
Is this a record?
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- The record number
of toilet paper rolls stacked
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on top of a forehead is 101.
You're almost there, Nate!
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- [inhales deeply]
Whoa!
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Whoa!
[screaming]
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- The record for longest time
spent in a maggot bath
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is 8 and 1/2 days.
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- [whimpering]
Oh, OK.
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This isn't terrible.
[chuckles]
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[retches]
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OK, they're crawling in my--
no, no, no!
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I can't do it!
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[jazz music]
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- Keep going, Nate!
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The longest consensual
ballroom dance
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between a human and a crocodile
is 14 minutes and--
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- [screams]
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[all screaming]
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- [burps]
- [screams]
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Ugh!
- [burp]
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[applause]
- Sorry, bruh.
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Guess he's just
not that into you.
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- [groans]
Setting an epic record
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should not be this hard!
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- Maybe you can find something
you're already good at
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and figure out a way
to take it to the next level.
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- Great idea, Deeds.
OK, let's see.
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Ooh, I'm good
at eating ice cream!
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Yeah,
what's the record for that?
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Oh, man.
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Somebody already ate
all 65 flavors of ice cream
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at Scoopsies.
- Oh, yeah, Finnegan Abrams.
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He has a plaque
on the wall there.
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He was a god amongst mortals.
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[soaring orchestral music]
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- [slurping]
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- [groans]
No fair!
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The good records
are already taken.
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- Wait a second, bruh!
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Didn't Scoopsies
just drop a new flavor?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're right!
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Yes, they did!
66 scoops, here I come!
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[elegant orchestral music]
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- Hey, guys, I'll have to cut
today's lesson short
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'cause I've got a thing,
so let's get right to it, OK?
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I seriously hope
you did the reading.
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The final is in, like,
a week, and you for real
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gotta pass it to graduate
from Advanced Astrophysics.
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OK, so today, I thought
it'd be cool to talk about
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how stellar black holes
create microquasars
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and how supermassive
black holes
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create active galactic nuclei.
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? ?
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[upbeat pop music]
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- Oh!
Mm, mm.
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- And last but not least,
my man, our newest fla-vor.
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- [gasps]
The 66th scoop!
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[chuckling]
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As soon as Jenny
shows up for Artur's party,
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she'll discover that I,
Nate Wright,
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have set an epic record.
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She'll be eating ice cream
right out of my hand!
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[triumphant orchestral music]
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? ?
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- [screams]
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[glass shattering]
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- [gags]
Zeff, are you trying to...
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[gagging]
Poison me?
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This ice cream tastes
like frozen toilet water.
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- Now, now, little buddy,
the funk is intentional.
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Flavor number 66
is artisanal egg salad.
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The millennials are digging it.
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- [gagging]
- Huh?
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- [gasps]
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? ?
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- Oh, friend Nate,
you are already here!
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Welcome to
my Lacagravitmulch ceremony!
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- [gagging]
I wouldn't miss it.
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Hey, what's with the spaceship?
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- Rocket is symbol
of Artur's childhood!
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As soon as first tuft
of black hair sprouts
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from my body,
this rocket will launch
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into space for to signify
my ascent into manhood!
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- Uh-huh.
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- Pretty exciting,
huh, friend Nate?
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Since you are early
to party,
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you have glorious honor
of butter my back
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to stimulate follicles!
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- Come on, Nate,
stimulate us.
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- [retching]
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- Uh, Houston,
I'm now in range
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of the black hole's
gravitational--
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[screams]
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So anyway that's why
you shouldn't fly too close
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to the ergosphere
of an event horizon, I mean,
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unless you want your hoozits
and whatzits crushed
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into an infinite density.
[laughs]
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[bell rings]
That's all for today.
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See you next week.
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- Ms. Jenkins,
are you still here?
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- Um, no.
- Oh, phew!
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I am so glad we caught you.
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An albino panda
has been spotted in Shanghai
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and is about to give birth!
- Wait, are you sure?
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Albino pandas
are, like, crazy rare.
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It would have to be, like,
one of the last ones on Earth.
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- Exactly!
That's why we called you!
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As the world's foremost
authority on albino pandas,
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you're the only
person qualified
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to supervise the labor
and ensure the safety
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of perhaps the last
albino panda on Earth!
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- Uh, I don't know.
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I mean,
I for sure want to help,
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but my boyfriend
really wants me
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to go to his Lacagrav--
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- Ms. Jenkins,
the entire future
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of the albino subset
of the panda species
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rests in your hands!
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- Yeah, no, totally.
[sighs]
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I'm sure
this will only take a sec.
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? ?
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- ? So that is the way
you milk raccoon ?
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? Milk raccoon, milk raccoon ?
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- Hmm.
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- The things they don't show
you on the Science Channel!
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- Thank you, friend raccoon.
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Your rich, chunky milk will
help me walk path to manhood.
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[raccoon chirps]
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[humming melody]
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Please to blend this for me,
friend Zeff?
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- Right on.
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[upbeat folk music]
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? ?
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- Ooh.
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Sardine milk beverage
will ensure my back hair
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is to grow long, lustrous,
and emit odor,
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which will prove irresistible
to my one true love.
233
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,755
- Hmmph.
- But is not all good news.
234
00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,670
According to old
Stylgravian legend,
235
00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:04,021
sultry new man musk
will be also irresistible
236
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:07,502
to man-eating Azdaya.
- [laughs]
237
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,156
Now we're talking.
238
00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:10,636
- [growls]
239
00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:12,638
[sniffs]
- Uh, hello.
240
00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:13,900
- [cawing]
- [screams]
241
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,208
- [gulps]
[burps]
242
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,339
- [chuckles]
243
00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,690
- But not to fear,
my beloved Jenny
244
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,780
may keep Azdaya at bay
by wearing my first tuft
245
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,086
of back hair in locket
around her neck.
246
00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,393
- [screams]
- [gulping]
247
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,700
- Ooh.
[gagging]
248
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:34,442
Bleh, bleh.
- [sighs]
249
00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,314
I hope my Jenny
will be come quickly
250
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,272
so I am not
to be Azdaya dinner.
251
00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:41,101
But of course, I understand
that she is busy girl.
252
00:09:41,188 --> 00:09:43,538
Come, Lacagravitmulch family!
253
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:47,194
We will distract ourselves from
possibility of violent death
254
00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:49,283
through merriment!
[laughs]
255
00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:53,461
? ?
256
00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:56,769
- Jenquala!
Jenquala!
257
00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:59,032
Jenquala!
[laughter]
258
00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,339
- Oh, please.
Anyone can do that.
259
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:04,559
Hey, check this out!
- Oh!
260
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,605
- Jamiroquai!
261
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,912
[grunting]
[groans]
262
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,262
- Good try, friend Nate.
263
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,177
[devils laughing]
264
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,788
- [growls]
265
00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,660
- Go, Artur!
Go, Artur!
266
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,663
- Mm, hmm.
Ah-choo!
267
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,360
- Oh! Oh!
- [groans]
268
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,449
[grunting]
269
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:27,017
- Oh, that's
a cheeky move, bruh!
270
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,932
- I've been training
my buttocks muscles
271
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,586
for many years in case I am
to be needing them one day.
272
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,066
- Not cool, Nate.
273
00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,938
You could have
really hurt Artur.
274
00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,636
- Oh, friend Nate,
do not feel bad.
275
00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:40,333
You are boy.
I am man.
276
00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:43,642
It's not easy for boy
to hold man up in the air.
277
00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:44,730
- [growling]
- Oh!
278
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:48,255
- [roars]
- [straining]
279
00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:51,302
[grunting]
280
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,739
- Way to be dramatic, Artur.
It's not that heavy.
281
00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:57,003
[straining]
Ow!
282
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:03,488
- Nate, It's OK that you have
weak arms like underfed baby.
283
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,839
At other things,
you are actually very good,
284
00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:09,059
like coloring funny pictures.
285
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,364
- Uh...
[laughs]
286
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,976
It's not coloring, Artur.
It's cartooning.
287
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,934
And yeah,
I am pretty good at it.
288
00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:17,328
Hey, wait a minute.
289
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,591
- Maybe you can find something
you're already good at
290
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,941
and figure out a way
to take it to the next level...
291
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:22,768
[echoing]
Level...level...
292
00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,378
- [chuckles]
293
00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:27,338
[upbeat music]
294
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:30,167
? ?
295
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,909
- She's doing great.
One more push and--
296
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,388
- [panting]
297
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,086
[straining]
298
00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:39,045
- [crying]
299
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,048
[all cheering]
300
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,833
- Good job.
He's a cute one.
301
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,009
You can, like, eat sushi
and aged cheeses again
302
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,358
if you're into
that kind of thing.
303
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,838
Sorry to deliver and run,
but I've got to get
304
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,143
to my boyfriend's party.
305
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,710
Speaking of which,
how's my hair?
306
00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:53,146
There's no panda juice
on it, right?
307
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,887
- Excuse me.
- Hmm?
308
00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:57,063
- Ms. Jenkins, I have
an urgent message from NASA.
309
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,109
Your expertise
is needed immediately
310
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,719
at the International
Space Station.
311
00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,634
- Hey, sorry,
can we unpack this later?
312
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,767
I'm like so late
to my boyfriend's party.
313
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,551
It's really important to him.
314
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,292
- More important
than thwarting an asteroid
315
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,946
which is hurtling toward Earth
316
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,905
and is sure to result
in the destruction of humanity?
317
00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:16,779
- I guess not?
Yeah, OK, coming.
318
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,302
[soft dramatic music]
319
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:22,436
- Oh.
Now we're talking.
320
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:26,179
Greetings, America,
from Rackleff, Maine.
321
00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:28,878
Nate Wright, 11-year-old
artistic genius here,
322
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,316
and I'm about to become
the first cartoonist in history
323
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:36,886
to have my comics displayed
in outer space.
324
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,149
Go forth and prosper, Nate.
325
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,020
Now, let's all
stand back and behold
326
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,022
the record-setting moment
as it--
327
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,589
[console beeps harshly]
Huh?
328
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,418
[groaning]
Oh!
329
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,421
- [straining]
330
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,120
Oh, oh, oh!
331
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:58,037
[all cheering]
332
00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:02,215
- At last,
I am Mr. Artur Pashkov,
333
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,915
world's newest man!
[all cheering]
334
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,568
- [screaming]
335
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,309
- I'm gonna ask Gram
if I can have
336
00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:12,095
a Lacagravitmulch ceremony.
- [screaming]
337
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,402
- I've already got
the back hair.
338
00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:16,926
? ?
339
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,754
- [screaming]
340
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,669
? ?
341
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:24,847
[gasping]
Oh, this is bad!
342
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,587
This is really bad!
343
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,633
I have no idea
how to steer this thing!
344
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,982
I'm only a kid!
345
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,115
No kid has ever gone
to space before.
346
00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:36,032
No kid has ever gone
to space before!
347
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,511
I'm the first kid in space!
348
00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:39,078
[laughs]
Sweet!
349
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,646
Wait until Jenny
hears about this!
350
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,127
Uh, hello, everyone.
351
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,260
This is Nate Wright,
artistic genius
352
00:13:47,347 --> 00:13:51,917
and astronaut,
coming to you live from the--
353
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:55,007
uh, let's see.
Where am I?
354
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:56,704
[console beeps]
355
00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,969
[screaming]
356
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:06,236
- Are you sure
we're doing this right?
357
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,151
- Yeah, we have it
under control.
358
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,892
- OK, thanks.
359
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,502
It just would make me look
really bad if an asteroid
360
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,679
hits Earth during my shift,
so I want to make sure--
361
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,333
- Take a chill pill.
362
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,683
I redirected the asteroid
into the Pacific Ocean.
363
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,598
Peace out, Jason.
[alarm blaring]
364
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,904
- Hold up.
365
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,470
It looks like
there's a kid out there
366
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,299
free floating through space.
- [screaming]
367
00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:27,822
- We should go get him.
368
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781
- Huh, no, you go get him.
369
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,741
We--meaning I--have to leave.
I'm super late to a thing.
370
00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:35,134
- You know,
the kid's only got 15 seconds
371
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,310
before he passes out.
372
00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:38,964
Then his tongue
and eyeballs will boil.
373
00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:40,183
And then his body's gonna--
374
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,794
- Don't, Jason-splain to me,
Jason.
375
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,710
I'm an expert in my field.
I understand how space works.
376
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,104
I just thought
you could help out for once.
377
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,975
- Hm.
[munching]
378
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,846
- Ugh!
Fine.
379
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,979
- Ah.
380
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,373
- [roaring]
[clucking]
381
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,027
[roaring]
382
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,507
[together]
Go! Go! Go!
383
00:15:00,594 --> 00:15:01,813
[laughter]
384
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,293
- [cawing]
385
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,557
[ominous music]
386
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:10,430
- [groaning]
387
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,649
Oh, great.
388
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,477
Now Jenny's never--
389
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,653
ugh--never gonna see how--
ugh--
390
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,090
amazing I am, how--
391
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,440
ugh--amazing we'd be together.
392
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:24,836
I can't feel my butt.
393
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,230
[groaning]
[gasps]
394
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,148
[groans]
Uh, Jenny!
395
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,889
Jenny, you're here!
Hey, guess what!
396
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,196
I set a record!
397
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:40,025
Yeah,
I'm the first kid in space!
398
00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:42,941
- ? Nate, I know you're
like super into me ?
399
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:46,118
? But I'm not feeling
the same ?
400
00:15:46,205 --> 00:15:47,815
? I gotta be honest ?
401
00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:51,732
? Sometimes you are
totally lame ?
402
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,082
- Lame?
[laughs]
403
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,432
No, not me.
What do you mean?
404
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,609
- ? Like that time
you came over ?
405
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,699
? And you wet your pants ?
406
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:06,225
? And when you let the lizards
loose in the vents ?
407
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,010
- Oh! No, no, no, actually,
that's a funny story.
408
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,620
You see, I was trying to--
409
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,709
- ? Oh, and also that time
you almost ruined ?
410
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,972
? Our school's only dance ?
411
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:17,584
- OK, this is a minor setback,
but no need to panic.
412
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,630
I just need to explain myself.
413
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,589
? Jenny, when I did that,
I was just a kid ?
414
00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:25,636
? But now I'm like super old ?
415
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,508
? Fine, I've made
some mistakes ?
416
00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:31,685
? But don't throw me out
in the cold ?
417
00:16:31,772 --> 00:16:34,862
? One of these days,
I will finally show you ?
418
00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:37,648
? What a really
great guy I am ?
419
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,390
? I'm way cooler than Artur ?
420
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,436
? We all know that guy
smells like ham ?
421
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:47,136
- ? Oh, Nate, when I met you ?
422
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,573
? You were just a kid ?
423
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:53,055
? But now you are like
basically a man ?
424
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,796
? You're totally right ?
425
00:16:55,883 --> 00:17:01,280
? Artur does smell like ham ?
426
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,152
- ? She sees that I'm awesome ?
427
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:09,332
? Jenny sees that I'm awesome ?
428
00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:15,860
Oh!
Hey! Hey!
429
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,080
You didn't happen to see
a cell phone
430
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,733
anywhere out there, did you?
431
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,127
Yeah, yeah, it's got proof
on it that I--
432
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,694
well, I really need it.
433
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,000
Yeah, you see, there's--
there's this girl,
434
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,481
Jenny, who's just like
totally my soulmate.
435
00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,048
But, ugh.
436
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,485
And then there's this guy
Artur who's--
437
00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,705
he's just the worst,
so annoying.
438
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:38,839
Anyway, Jenny's all into
these people who set records.
439
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:41,103
And, like, I'm telling you,
that cell phone video
440
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,236
proves without
a shadow of a doubt that I--
441
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:47,065
I'm the first kid in space.
442
00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:49,502
[raccoon chittering]
443
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,852
[screaming]
Oof!
444
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:54,899
Ugh.
Oh.
445
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,684
So that's how
you open the door.
446
00:17:57,771 --> 00:17:59,860
You know, you guys should
really label that lever.
447
00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,254
OK, well, I think I'm getting
a little more oxygen now,
448
00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:04,126
so thanks, I guess.
449
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,519
[soft dramatic music]
450
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:07,694
- [sighs]
451
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:11,089
? ?
452
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:15,137
- [growling]
- Beat it, mutant chicken.
453
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,356
- [clucking]
[roaring]
454
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,402
[clucking]
455
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:28,237
Then the shepherd says--
oh, Jenny, my love!
456
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,804
I was worrying
you would not make party.
457
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,676
- Sorry I'm late.
458
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:36,245
I made you your favorite pie,
organ meat medley.
459
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,986
- Whoa, Jenny bakes?
[chuckles]
460
00:18:39,073 --> 00:18:42,076
Now I can see
why Artur is so into her.
461
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:46,211
- [sniffs]
What is that amazing smell?
462
00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,692
[sniffing]
463
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,347
Oh, Artur!
464
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,088
- You are enchanted of my musk.
465
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:58,092
So it is written in the stars
that you are my one true love.
466
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,965
- Duh.
- Hi, hi, hi.
467
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,011
That fish milk wasn't
as gnarly as I thought it'd be.
468
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:08,973
Churned some into ice cream
if anybody wants a free sample.
469
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,368
- Hard pass.
- Yeah, harder pass.
470
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:15,066
- I would love to, but I'm only
allowed to try exotic milks
471
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,720
under parental supervision.
472
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,548
- Whoa, whoa, wait!
473
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,725
If I eat that, it'll be
my 66th flavor in a single day!
474
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,683
I'll break the record!
475
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:26,599
[munching]
476
00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,210
[gulps]
477
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,515
- Looks like
we here at Scoopsies
478
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,866
have got ourselves
a new record holder!
479
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:36,218
[all cheering]
- Congratulations, friend Nate.
480
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,785
- Hey, hey, hey, Jenny,
you realize what this means?
481
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,528
I set a record!
482
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,269
- OK.
I'm so happy for you.
483
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,969
- [whimper]
Oh.
484
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:51,320
[grumbles]
485
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,583
[somber music]
486
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:57,326
- Nate, that was legendary!
- Yeah.
487
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:00,242
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it doesn't matter.
488
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,331
You called it
from the beginning, Deeds.
489
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,376
I only wanted to set a record
to impress Jenny,
490
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:07,205
and she doesn't even care.
[gags]
491
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,338
And now I feel like
I'm gonna barf again.
492
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,209
- She's just not
your person, Nate.
493
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,167
That's what she keeps trying
to tell you.
494
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,432
And you really, really
got to listen to her.
495
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,304
- Sorry I tossed
your portrait prematurely, bro.
496
00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:20,914
Why don't I take your photo?
497
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,917
I can get it developed
in five to seven business days.
498
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:25,310
[camera clicks]
499
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,833
- It's OK, Jeff.
500
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,009
I'm not really feeling like
capturing the moment
501
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:30,359
right now
if you catch my drift.
502
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,535
I'll just draw you another one.
503
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,538
[tender music]
504
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,845
? ?
505
00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:40,934
- That's a good drawing.
- Huh?
506
00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:42,632
- I like the way
you drew your hair.
507
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:47,550
- Oh, uh, thanks.
Uh, you're Ruby, right?
508
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,856
- Yeah, I sit behind you
in art class.
509
00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,424
Hi.
- Uh, hey.
510
00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:55,297
So are you here
for Artur's party, or?
511
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,690
- Nah, I just came in
for ice cream.
512
00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:00,171
I don't really know anyone
in Rackleff well enough
513
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:03,305
to be invited to the ragers.
- Oh, no, no, no, don't worry.
514
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,132
[chuckles]
You didn't miss much.
515
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:07,744
- Might I recommend
the sardine milk medley?
516
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,050
You don't have
any raccoon allergies, do you?
517
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:13,010
- Bleh!
- Hey, do you want to--
518
00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,664
I don't know--
get out of here?
519
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:18,058
I could show you around town.
- Um, yeah.
520
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,800
- Mm.
[slurping]
521
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:22,715
Mm.
522
00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:25,414
- Is there anybody
you need to say bye to?
523
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,894
- Thank you for
to wear my hairs always
524
00:21:27,981 --> 00:21:30,941
and keep me safe from Azdaya.
525
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,335
This is fur of panda.
526
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,207
You were off saving
the world again, weren't you?
527
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,948
- You know me so well.
528
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,732
[both sighing]
529
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:42,431
- Hm.
No, I'm good.
530
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,303
- [laughs]
531
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:49,263
- So, uh,
you're an artist too?
532
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,049
- Yeah, I do some cartoons,
but I'm super into sculpture.
533
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,268
I'm currently experimenting
with different mediums--
534
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,793
chalk, rendered deer fat,
cheesy snacks.
535
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,448
- Whoa, that's so cool!
Can I see your work?
536
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,885
- Sure.
- [clucking]
537
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,626
[screeches]
538
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,063
[phone ringing]
539
00:22:06,113 --> 00:22:10,663
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