Original subtitles

(opening theme playing)

(chuckling) do i have a funny story for you guys!

So, i am a... (screaming)

Huh! I like where this story is going!

(all screaming)

(growling)

(roars)

Ugh. Hi, dad. So glad you could drop by.

Silence, you ungrateful brat!

Now, bear witness to the destruction of your adopted world.

(thunder cracks)

Sorry, trigon. We are the teen titans.

Our friendship is stronger than any evil.

And together we have defeated every menace that has come our way.

So inspirational.

-Let's do this. -Titans, go!

(all groaning)

Everything hurts.

That dude is tough. We don't stand a chance.

(grunting) hope!

As long as we are still here, we still have a chance.

And that's why we're going to keep fighting!

Feeling inspired again!

(boys screaming)

You're being a baby, dad.

Why is the trigon so upset?

I didn't give him anything for father's day.

(gasps) no wonder he has destroyed our city!

You damaged his feelings.

Who cares about his feelings?

Excuse me? Trigon, sir?

What do you want?

This is for you.

Oh.

(clears throat) this was very thoughtful. Thank you.

You know what? I won't destroy earth after all.

Wow. Got rid of him.

(screaming)

(both grunting)

(screaming)

Okay, titans. We need to get back in the fight.

We're obviously near the earth's core. What's our exit strategy?

Fly us out of here, bro.

(machinery sputtering)

-I can't, my thrusters broke. -(thud)

-We'll be trapped forever! -(sobbing) it's hopeless!

No, when all seems lost, you must hold on to three things!

Friendship! Together we will overcome these odds.

Courage! We must face what stands before us, no matter the danger.

And most important, heart!

Stay together. Believe in yourselves.

And we will emerge victorious!

Titans, go!

Oh, my gosh, dude! I'm so inspired right now.

My heart just grew wings! Bro, let's go!

(knocking at door)

Hello, hello!

(groans) back so soon?

Let me guess. You're here to convince me to embrace my inner demon.

Actually, i'm here to see your friend.

Me?

I just wanted to drop off a little gift for being so thoughtful.

-(meowing) -(gasps) kitty!

(talking gibberish)

Aw, he is the perfect!

(chuckling) i was going to devour his soul,

But i thought you'd enjoy him more.

Oh, i am so glad he did not devour your soul.

Okay, thanks, dad. Good-bye.

(sighs) i have feelings, you know.

Mr. Trigon?

I was just going to have a silly dance party by myself, but...

Would you like to do the silly dance, too?

Would i!

(dance music playing)

(meows)

Well, at least he's not my problem anymore.

(sensors beeping)

I found an exit, titans. (whispering) but move quietly.

This cavern is extremely unstable.

-Quietly? -Dude, you asked the impossible!

We're, like, (shouting) the loudest guys!

(voice echoing)

Just leave us, bro. Save yourself.

Never! I need you for the final battle against trigon.

He has most likely enslaved most of the planet by now.

(pop music playing)

Cyborg! Beast boy!

I would never abandon those who would stand with me

Against the ever-surging tides of evil.

So inspirational.

My heart just laced up its dancing shoes, baby!

I would never abandon those strong enough

To call themselves teen titans!

Now, let me hear you say it. Who are we?

Both: (meekly) teen titans?

-Again! -Both: Teen titans!

I can't hear you.

(shouting) teen titans!

-Yes, now follow me! -(both groaning)

-Ouch! -(sobbing) my pancreas!

This is raven when she was three.

Starfire: Oh, precious!

Trigon: She'd just destroyed her first universe.

(sighs) where did that little girl go?

Ugh! She grew up

And doesn't like to destroy universes anymore, dad.

Oh, and here's one of us torturing a demon together.

He was in so much pain.

(laughing) oh, good times.

(sighs) that is adorable.

Is something wrong?

My father never took the family photos. (sniffing)

Or invited me to do the torture.

(sighs) there, there, princess.

He may not have been there for you, but i'm here now.

-(cat meowing) -thank you.

-(trigon giggles) -(groans loudly)

Weird! He's not your dad, starfire.

And you're not his daughter. This has to stop!

Are you upset he's never given you the kitty?

-(meowing) -no!

(gasps)

-Aw, man. That poor cat! -This is so sad.

The little dude. (sniffles)

He's doomed, just like us.

-No, this cat is a symbol of bravery. -(meows)

He has survived the perils of this cavern

With only his instincts to guide him.

All alone. But we have what this cat does not.

-Thumbs! -No!

We have each other.

If this cat can survive by himself,

Then, of course, we will survive!

Together!

Oh, no. I'm starting to feel inspired again, bro.

Ah! It's like there's fireworks going off in my heart.

And together, history will remember us

As the greatest superheroes of all time!

Hey, nothing happened.

Yeah, i guess we're gonna be okay...

-(yowling) -(both grunting)

Oh!

I hate rocks.

Raven: Hey, butterbean, want to go to the candy cane forest?

That sounds delicious.

Hello, hello. I've bought caramel apples.

I hate caramel apples, king jellybean.

They're not for you, butterbean, they're for sparkleface.

Yum, yum, yum. They are so good, king jellybean.

Om, nom, nom.

Hey! Those apples are supposed to be mine, you dumb horse.

(grunting) ow!

Trigon: Play time, raven?

Am i supposed to be like the face sparkle? Dumb?

If the horseshoe fits.

(both snarling)

Now, now, girls.

There has to be a way to settle this.

There is.

(grunts)

(both grunting)

He's just going to disappoint you.

Like he always disappoints me.

I do not care!

All i want is to be treated like the father's princess.

(shrieking)

(gasps) raven!

-I am sorry. -I'm sorry, too, starfire.

-Why are we even fighting? -I don't know. I was never mad at you.

I was mad at my dad this whole time.

Oh, come on!

The fight was just getting interesting.

You wanted us to fight this whole time, didn't you?

Oh, see? You lash out in anger, raven. (chuckles)

Reminds me you're still daddy's little girl.

This is the best father's day gift ever.

Well, if you like that gift, we have one more for you.

(screaming) see you at thanksgiving!

Sorry, star. My dad may be a horrible demon,

But i still want him to love me.

I, too, wish for the fatherly love.

Will you be my father, raven?

-Yeah! Will you be mine, star? -Yes!

(grunting)

Boo-yeah!

I can't believe we made it, dude.

Yeah, boy!

(dance music playing)

Yes, together we have climbed from the depths of the earth,

Triumphant and stronger than ever.

Dude, he's being an inspiration again.

Oh, my heart is riding a gnarly wave of hope, bro!

Do something.

(braying)

For we are heroes of true valor,

Strong moral fiber, and above all...

(screaming) dude!

Good job, beastie.

Yeah, that's what's up.

-Let's never be inspired again, okay? -Deal.