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No, it's a machine gun!

No, it's a machine gun!

Spaghetti again, huh?

What happened to the garbage can?

That's all this stuff is fit for.

Bert, take it easy on Mom, OK?

What happened to steak and potato three times a week?

Look, kids, I'm sorry, but this is all I can feed you this week.

The dog eats better than us these days.

You just take it easy.

You know, all I have is a retired Navy pension,

and I got a part-time job.

With inflation, things, we just can't make money go the way

it used to go before, understand?

You know, and you and you are going to college.

They're going to be going next year.

And there's just so much I can do.

Besides, you know, things are a lot more

expensive at the market now.

We can't have steak every night like we used to.

You know, if these two here didn't spend so much money

on makeup, we might be able to afford

to eat something besides this.

Come on.

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

Everybody has needs.

You have needs.

She has needs.

They have needs.

Everybody does.

Now, I hope that everyone's a little frugal with their needs

and watches what they spend.

If people have any suggestions, it'd be great.

I'm trying as best I can.

Look, I can't, you know, take care of you all day long,

and then do you want me to go out and get a job?

Oh, Mom shouldn't have to go to work.

She doesn't work.

That's out of the question, all right?

All right.

She'll be working too hard.

You know, Dad, I have a suggestion.

You know, up at school in the Baltimore,

they have notices for people that

want to rent some rooms from people in town,

like they want to live off, you know,

they don't live in a dormitory.

So what I was suggesting is that we run an ad

and see if we can get some people to move in.

Look, we don't have any rooms.

We don't have any extra rooms.

How can we do that?

We could share a room.

We can just sort of like, Bert and I could share a room.

These girls could share a room.

We could take on two boarders, and we could charge up

to like $600 for each one.

You think we could get that much?

Yeah, that's what they're paying.

These people have money.

How do we go about doing this?

Well, like, I could pay for the ad.

Just put the ad up on the bulletin board.

And we'll just have to screen people, I guess.

See who comes in.

Yeah, we could screen them.

Is that all you think about?

Hey, hey, hey.

It's an idea, though.

All right, let's give it a try.

Let's eat.

Then we wouldn't have to go out and find those big guys with him right here at our convenience.

At our disposal.

Nice.

Oh, but it wouldn't be so bad if we got two girls in here.

Two high-heeled kids, yeah.

Two high-heeled kids.

Ooh, all this talk is making me horny.

I know, you do.

You think Mom and Dad are asleep?

I don't know, did you bring those toys of yours from the other room?

No, I didn't.

Where are they?

They're in that drawer.

Here they are!

Well, if two girls move in at least, we'll have enough toys, huh?

Well, one of us will be short.

There's only three.

Well, the other one will have to...

Well, maybe one of the girls will like one of our brothers, and then they can fool around with the brothers.

Yeah.

One of them.

They can trick turns and then fool around with us, too.

Boy, these are big, aren't they?

I like this one.

Does that remind you of someone?

I wonder if Dad's out there.

This is making me horny just thinking about it.

What are you gonna do with your toys?

We can play with them.

Yeah.

That sounds good.

Just playing with everything.

What a sister.

What a family, you know?

Oh, here, let's take this off.

Oh, this unsnaps, doesn't it?

Uh-huh.

Is it yours?

You could just unsnap this and not even have to take it off.

Uh-huh.

I have to go.

You want Freddy?

Yeah.

I really do like Freddy.

I never had Freddy.

Oh, hey.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

Hey.

You like that?

Yeah.

Don't you?

Uh-huh.

It feels good.

Oh, that's nice.

You wanna play?

Yeah, it's my turn.

Okay.

I'm not scared.

Give me one.

Okay.

I'll take this one.

It's big.

It's a big one.

I'm gonna take out a little Freddy.

Give me.

Yeah.

Yeah, that way it glides through.

Oh, yeah.

Ugh.

Oh, it's my turn.

Yeah.

Good boy.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I can't.

I can't.

Oh, this is it.

I'm not doing it.

Oh, get out.

You're gonna make me come.

Oh, get out.

Oh, man.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, man.

That was fantastic.

Here's 50 bucks.

You're worth at least 500.

Wish I could give you more.

Oh, that's OK, sugar.

Besides, we've been seeing each other for a long time now.

That's nice of you.

Look, I got to get out of here.

It's late.

Oh, by the way, you know, I saw your wife.

You know, she's really beautiful.

How come you come to see me?

Yeah, she is beautiful.

You know, variety never hurt anyone.

And that's what I need, a little variety.

We've been married a long time.

Plus, we got four kids.

They have friends coming over, you know,

high school, college.

There's never any privacy.

We never get anything.

We have to sneak it in.

Oh, by the way, don't worry about this.

Regulars usually pay less.

You got a couple other regulars?

Oh, a couple.

What, a couple of guys?

Husband and wife.

Well.

Honey, why don't you tell the kids about the two girls that are coming over today?

Well, I got an answer to the ad, and there are two students, two girls from the University of Hawaii.

And I think one of them is Chinese and the other one is Japanese.

They're coming over to look at the rooms this afternoon.

Do you know what time they're coming over?

Uh, yeah, they said about three o'clock.

What time is it now?

It's about that time now.

They should be here any minute.

Oh, that's so nice.

Hello, my name is Lihani and this is Ming. We're inquiring about your rooms.

Oh yes, come on in.

Thank you.

Let's go in.

What a beautiful house you have.

Thank you.

I'd like you to meet my family.

Ming, Leilani.

This is my son, Bert.

And Ron.

And Peggy, my husband, Bob.

And Gail.

I'd like to show you the room soon.

OK.

Yeah.

The other one ain't too bad either.

God, you guys.

Is that all you're thinking about is sex?

Well, you're no virgin either, honey.

We just love the rooms.

When can we move in?

Well, has everybody got their things settled

in their respective rooms?

Sure, Dad.

Don't worry.

Um, tomorrow will be fine.

You know, I have a friend with a truck.

Could you girls use a couple of your looking star men

to help you move in?

Well, thank you very much, but we just have a few suitcases.

So we're going to take a cab.

That'll be great.

OK.

That'll work out.

Thanks anyway.

Look forward to this.

Yeah.

Where would you like me to make the check out to?

The first month's rent.

Just make it out to Bob in Mildred Walker.

OK.

There you go.

Thank you, girls.

Would you like to stay for dinner?

That'd be great.

Thank you.

OK.

Well, Peggy, what would you like for dinner tonight?

New York steak or filet mignon?

Filet mignon.

All right.

All right, then, I'm going to go shopping.

I'll see you all later.

OK, Mom.

Bye.

Bye, Mom.

Grab some luck, Mom.

Here's the coffee, Mom.

Thank you, dear.

Thank you for the dinner, Mrs. Walker.

The steak was just excellent.

Well, you're both more than welcome.

But you're part of the family now.

So please call me Mildred.

Sure.

Coffee, dear?

No, thanks. You know how much trouble I've been having falling asleep recently.

Oh, I used to have that problem, too.

Yeah?

Yeah, and a friend introduced me to this Chinese doctor

who prescribed some pills for me.

And they're real good.

Pills? What kind of pills?

Um, they're just some herbs and spices mixed together.

Oh, you mean like a natural type of...

Yeah.

I've heard of that, you know?

They seem to work out real good.

Yeah, if they work for you, I can get some more.

Now, they're very strong.

I only have two left.

Just take one, okay?

That sounds all right.

Just one?

They're pretty strong.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed.

Good night, Mom. Thanks for the dinner.

Good night, Dad.

See you later, Dad. Good night.

Well, who's gonna help with the dishes?

We will.

Yeah, you relax, Mom.

All right.

I think we'll be leaving now, and we'll start to move in tomorrow.

That's great. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll show you to the door, and I'm gonna try out some of your pills.

Oh, don't worry.

Good night, girls.

Good night.

And hit the books. You got that test tomorrow.

Okay, Dad.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

How are you guys doing?

Not too bad.

Let's see.

There you go.

Keep the change.

Thank you.

Aloha.

Aloha.

Ready to move in?

All right.

Come on.

Let's help them to their rooms.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

How are you guys doing?

Great.

Wow, I just love the way you've decorated this room.

It's fantastic.

Thanks.

Gil decorated it for us.

Good job.

Guys, want to play a game?

Sure.

Sure.

Yeah, I've got a great game.

I'm excited.

I don't know, that laugh.

Give it a chance.

It's called dildo.

Oh, yeah.

Dildo.

Well, I've got one of those.

Well, hey, I've got one of those, too.

Wow.

Look at that.

Some hot.

Oh, really?

Oh, I could take that.

I've got a kick-ass tie.

All right.

Let's have a party.

Yeah, let's share everything.

Share our assets here.

Yeah.

Fire the extras.

OK.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I didn't like yours.

I'm gonna have to smoke one at a time.

Lighters, I'll take some.

Oh, this is a good pot.

She's got tie-lead.

I'm messed up. Locky.

What?

You know, this stuff makes me so horny.

Me too.

Oh, hello.

Oh, give me another.

Great pot.

Oh, I feel better.

We always get the gigglies when I always smoke this stuff.

The gigglies?

This makes it so good.

Oh, it's done.

I just have a morning.

Oh, this stuff is really good.

I'm getting horny, too.

I know.

It does that to you.

It does.

That's enough for me.

Oh, yeah.

Right, right.

That's enough.

Yeah.

It's going to get a little more comfortable.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, take off those robes and get a little more comfortable.

Wow, nice room, nice, pretty.

I'm gonna try this one out.

Oh my goodness.

I like this tongue.

It's really sexy.

I don't know, I haven't tried this one out before.

Oh, you guys want to see my pussy?

Your pussy?

Yeah.

Sure.

Ah, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Little pussy.

I think you're going to have to come back.

Yeah.

You want to get a hug?

Cool.

That's pretty.

Awesome.

Oh no!

It's better than yours.

It's better than me.

This one's your favorite one, huh?

Uh, no, no.

Your favorite game?

Could you get somebody to whip that up a little for me?

Alright.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

That's good.

Oh, boy, your tongue is nice.

Yeah, we better keep them away from our brothers.

They'll go crazy.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a little funny.

Yeah, it's a little funny.

Good, good.

Nice.

Excellent.

Good.

Good week.

Yeah.

Keep wiggling them.

Very good.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Now is everyone comfortable?

I just want to disappear a little more.

A little more comfy, huh?

Now we're moving somewhere here just like...

Chill out on top of me for a little while.

You can see that's a little bit of a pain.

Oh, she is a little cookie, isn't she?

Hot cookie.

Uh-huh.

Oh, you can feel it again.

Right here.

Let me lift.

Oh, that's so sweet.

You're gonna do it, huh?

Oh, it's so wet.

I'm just really happy.

It's my turn now.

Oh, of course.

So sweet.

Let's get this wonderful thing off you.

Oh, good. I love this.

Holy...

Hey Bert, which one of those two girls do you like the best?

I like that Mae.

Yeah?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind fucking either one of them.

I'm so fucking horny, I don't know what to do with myself.

I guess I could read and take it off my mind.

You don't mind if I turn the light, do you?

No.

Okay, I better read myself.

Look at these girls.

They're pretty relaxed.

Yeah.

No, let's go to the boys.

Well, do you think they'd mind?

I think they'd be delighted.

I think so, too. Let's go.

Okay.

Hello.

How are you?

What are you two up to?

Just reading a little bit.

You guys busy?

No, just wanted you to sit down.

Thank you.

Oh, look at that.

Make myself a little more comfortable.

There.

Can we do anything for you boys?

You ought to see what's on the inside.

Oh my gosh.

I just think I'll take a little peek.

Oh wow.

That's good.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, get back in there.

Oh, yeah.

Ming, why don't you come over here so I can suck on your breast while he's fucking me?

I know how you guys look so good.

Oh, God.

Get down there.

Oh, I'm gonna have to suck on those nipples.

I'm telling you, I like that.

I'm a brother to you.

This is good, guys.

Wonderful, Cox.

Why don't you give me some of that cock too?

Come on.

You want some of this cock, babe?

Yeah.

Give it to me right here.

Lick it in the ass?

Yeah.

Wait till you get this.

Dump it right in your asshole.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I feel like you're going to come.

Oh, yeah.

You need to fuck in your butt, bitch.

Ooh, baby.

Try it, baby.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, you're ready to come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna put my dresser over there.

Some guys are going fast asleep.

We done the sisters.

Done the brothers.

What do you say we head on to bed?

Yeah, good idea.

Get our things.

Beep, beep.

Mmm, so sleepy.

I wish I was.

You're not tired yet?

No.

Let me try one of those pills.

Alright.

Want some water in it?

Please.

Thank you.

I hope that works.

It should. She said they were strong.

Want to take the other one?

No, she said you're only supposed to take one.

Come on, they're only natural herbs. Nothing can happen to you.

You know me and pills.

I promise I won't grow hair in my teeth. Please.

All right.

There you go.

We'll see.

Good night.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

It's yummy.

It's good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my heart is just...

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What's wrong?

Are you OK?

Where is everybody?

They're sleeping.

Everybody OK?

Yeah, they're all in their beds.

Thank God it was a dream.

What kind of a dream?

A whole family, all of us, in our huskies.

We're all making love and switching around.

It's unbelievable.

The whole family is wishing you well.

I swear I'll never take any of those pills again.

On the contrary.

I wish you would more often.

What?

Please.

It was beautiful.

What?

You made love to me last night.

It was better than at our honeymoon.

Last night?

Yes.

♪ If you don't want to be alone

Waiting up to you last night?

Yes.

A friend introduced me to this Chinese doctor,

and he gave me some pills.

Pills? What kind of pills?

Just herbs and spices.

You mean like a natural type of herb?

Oh, she did say they were natural.