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You know what?

I only wanted to find her to close this fucking business deal.

I don't actually give a shit if I'm a Korean lawyer

or a Chinese lawyer or a fucking

German lawyer because I'm a lawyer and I'm going to finish this job.

This is all a lot, you know?

You don't have to think about work right now.

It says she's insult, right?

That's what you said earlier.

Yeah.

OK.

So if we go to Seoul right now,

I could still find her and bring her back in time

to

go to child.

But there are probably like 10,000 men parks in Korea.

We have all of her info right here.

We can hire a private investigator.

Track her down.

Show in.

Thank you.

Thank you, Jedi.

You're you're an amazing friend.

Logo, are you in?

And this is what you wanted, right?

I'm in.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Passports.

Passports.

Where our passports?

Oh, they are in my suitcase.

That got no fucking passport.

Let's go.

Let's, let's think.

No bad idea.

So we could we could flash our titties

and just hitchhike the whole way.

That's a rocket to space.

And then try to land in Korea.

No customs in the atmosphere.

I feel like that's worse.

OK.

We become mail, order rides,

and then we find a really big envelope

and then we can just.

I fucking love that spirit.

And I just keep thinking, we take Coke again

and we just Sprint.

You know what, Costco, Let's go.

Come on.

Come on, guys.

We could swim there.

OK?

Yeah.

How how long can you hold your breath?

That's

OK.

Ready.

Ready.

Ready.

Ready.

We can bypass the airport security Obamas.

Yes, and K pop stars are not K pop stars.

Not yet.

We are.

Nobody got.

The legs.

Out of game.

You've got the manager, Diana.

God, God, God.

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.

Sure, this is going to work.

BTS Army always comes through at Gandarilla 88,

so we should be good to go.

Act confident.

We're Browning Tuesday.

We're a brand new group.

We just did our debut in Shanghai.

Our first single has 9,000,000 downloads.

Everyone remember their names?

Sassy

Lisa Two.

We got this.

We got this.

Where are your passports?

We're Brownie Tuesday.

Yeah, we signed with Hit Bang Entertainment last week.

That's our jet.

Well, your travel documents.

Do you even know the name of your booking?

Gorilla 88, please leave.

I thought you said your friend said this.

I knew it.

Just online friends.

They're not real friends.

No, it's OK.

We'll figure something else out.

There's always happens to me.

I make friends, but they never come through.

No one wants to be my friend.

So, so looking stupid.

Dad, look.

That I.

At your nerola 88.

Yes, honey, the one and only.

OK, Slay, you make me very proud.

I'm pretending to be your manager.

Yeah, or Brownie Tuesday.

I.

Can they get on there just now?

I don't believe these girls are singers.

I can assure you

that these are professional idols

and they've been training since they

were 14 and 15 years old.

Girls, show them.

Show the mic will just show hello my response to show.

You're a fan of Cardi B, right?

Yeah.

Is she here?

Just pretend that you're back in the turtles.

Trust me.

Ohh.

This is going to be hot.

Right.

There's some words in this House.

There's some boards in this house.

There's some whores in this house.

You'll go hordes, you'll go horse, you'll go home.

There's some hoes in this.

I'm a certified freak seven days a week

when half pussy here this ABS speak.

Yeah you fucking with some wet ass pussy.

You give me everything you got for this pussy.

Come on smart and come on hard.

Put this person on a girl named Grace

who got them based on a report card.

Let's go play.

Not that plastic.

In the house.

Permission.

Honour to be Asian with this.

Your.

What the fuck is that?

Your pussy is the way bigger than I expected.

No wonder you won't have sex with Claire.

Something's massive, really impressive work.

You don't understand.

After lasers.

I've tried skin grafts and nothing.

Nothing will take.

My vagina is the devil and she is here to stay.

It's gonna be OK.

It'll be OK.

It will not be OK.

So on the inside, too.

Clearance.

We came for you.

We know.

I can explain.

Who are you?

Clearance No, there's no.

You have caused the public disturbance.

And committed an indecent exposure now.

You must leave now.

And poison it.

OK.

OK, not to worry.

That's right time.

Do you guys have another jet?

She gets out to stop.

Ohh.

Dad, I did You just kill the chicken?

No.

Then tap that.

Where's the fish?

OK, the agency is right down that way.

Coffee cup, Bear cups.

My treat.

Ohh, finally there's good Wi-Fi here.

All my emails are coming in, can see clearance texted me back.

14 minutes.

What do you want?

I

know I have fancier.

Kind of nice.

We did love you here, Annyong.

So

I think maybe some people picked up my life stream.

On the edge

of the falling apart.

It's OK.

I'm sure it's not going viral or anything.

Give me your nano wood, Minasama.

Good time.

Oh God, Oh my God, Oh my God, I am fucked.

There's already a meme with sweetie Bird

saying I thought I thought don't say it's weird

calling me.

Hi, Charles.

So good to hear from you.

My mother and I were actually just talking about you.

You're not bother coming?

I saw the video of you and your friends.

Devil vagina.

It's actually, it's so hilarious.

You're going to love this story.

It's like you told me you're in Beijing with your mother,

but that's clearly not true.

I cannot do business with someone who's not who they say they are.

Please, just just hear me out.

I've already made-up my mind.

I will tell your boss that we are not going to.

He's just not mentioned the whole video.

I already saw it.

I didn't know you were this shady, Audrey.

I mean, that is the last time that I take a chance on

Someone Like You again.

I mean, associate.

Not an Asian.

Anyway, you're fired,

Frank.

No, I can fix this.

I'm still an ally, though.

I fired a white guy earlier this week.

Did the exact same thing.

We're gonna get fired from my show and my roomie,

and I'm never going to go to LA.

It's OK.

It's not the end of the world.

In the world.

Clarence and I were gonna rent a house in Malibu.

We were gonna be one of those couples

who meditate every single day

and tell people about

it, because that is what people do in Los Angeles.

She was going to hang out with us all the time when she moved there.

Audrey was going to move out to LA

when she closed the deal and got promoted.

Why didn't you tell me about La Lola?

I can't right now.

What was your plan?

Were you just going to move out and never say anything?

It's not happening anymore.

I just got fired.

What?

Chao saw the video.

Your video.

Whatever.

Fuck them.

You'll get a new job.

It's not that easy for you.

It will be.

Just go to the Country Club where you play squash at

and pretty sure one of those white

guys will give you a job in like 2 seconds.

What the fuck?

I worked hard for that job.

You know what?

This is all your fucking fault.

Or embarrassed.

Or 4 best friends.

Cappuccino is for Audrey

because she doesn't like to try anything weird.

She's the best.

You're a fucking idiot.

Telling child that I knew my birth mom

dragging us all over the Chinese countryside.

I was doing this for you.

No, you were doing it for yourself.

You still think we're kids on some dumb grand adventure?

Will grow the fuck up level.

The rest of us are adults.

You're still a fucking child, OK?

My life is ruined.

Your life is ruined.

My life is ruined, OK?

You can always find another fucking desk job, OK?

I can never find another clearance.

Whose fault is that?

Maybe you should have been honest with him

from the beginning instead of lying every

single day for the past three years.

Well, what the fuck?

That's her.

Business is this when you know the spokesperson for honesty?

OK, so are are you 2 best friends now?

Well, like Lilo and Stitch.

I can suck it impression.

Shiva.

I.

I'm an actress.

And even I am less self involved.

Then you are.

Hat You know what, Cats, right?

You've been a shitty friend this entire time.

I was hoping you see you get promoted and leave me.

I was doing it for my career.

Why?

I mean you always talking about how you feel

like you don't belong there.

I don't belong anywhere.

I'm clearly not white, but you're always telling me that I am.

And I'm also not Asian enough.

At least not for you.

That's all in your head.

Your life is perfect.

How is my life perfect

when I spend all my time babysitting

a grown ass 29 year old woman?

I'm babysitting you.

I've been saving your asses.

Where?

Kids on the playground never ever applied yourself.

Lolo.

Gonna be a real artist and grow up.

Right now you're just a Barnacle with a cute hobby.

I may be a Barnacle, but at least I know who I am.

You know what?

If we didn't grow up as the only two Asian girls in town.

We never would have been friends.

Ohh.

Sorry, thank you so much for waiting.

We found the record of your first phone.

My gosh.

I I I can't read this.

So do I call her or?

I'm sorry I I don't know how this works.

I'm so sorry to tell you that.

She's passed away.

I have the address of where she was buried

if you would like to visit her.

Do you have friends here?

Someone you can call?

It's OK.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

OK.

Skin.

Then you would know this day.

Every question.

Sometimes it's hard for me to see.

Sports store.

Hey, it's Clarence.

Jesus loves you.

Leave a message.

Hi.

I know you never want to talk to me again, but.

I hope you will listen.

I want to be 100% honest

about everything and and well

everyone I've ever done.

I guess we'll start with the A's.

Was fine to me.

Why?

So.

Quiet.

Just.

I'm so sorry.

I don't speak Korean.

That's OK.

My name's Dehan.

I'm in Young's husband.

You must be the daughter.

Wait.

Are you my No.

But I'm glad to finally meet you.

We only married a few years before she fell sick.

I'm so sorry.

They were good years.

We never had kids of our own, though.

I'm very sorry I wasn't able to introduce you

to a little brother or sister today.

It's OK.

She always talked about you, though.

And she was just a teenager when she got pregnant.

Her boyfriend didn't want to get in trouble

and he denied it,

so her parents sent her

to China until you were born.

They're the ones who forced her to give you up.

But she never stopped thinking about you.

If I.

Try to find her sooner.

Maybe she and I could.

But it's too late.

There's something you should see.

When she got sick, she wanted to throw a party.

So we rented a boat and we sailed out to Uedo Park

that's right along the Han River.

Several of us got seasick on the way,

which she thought was pretty hilarious.

But it was.

Beautiful.

She got to say goodbye to everybody she loved.

Except for you.

So she made you this?

What?

Come on.

Contana Ohh.

And young?

Hi, I'm Min.

Sorry, my English is not good.

What are you talking about?

Your English is very good.

I am sorry I could not be part of your life.

I want to very much.

But when you are baby,

you smile so big and you cry so big.

I wonder what you are like now.

Are you Doctor?

Royal teacher?

But it doesn't matter.

I am proud to be your mother.

Doesn't matter.

That's not what you told me too much.

I hope this message find you.

And.

Writer.

Something here?

My God.

I love you.

Wow, glad we got a chance to spend some time together.

You really have to go so soon.

Yeah, but I'll be back.

Thank you so much again for everything.

And honestly, I'm just so lucky

that you happen to be at her grave that day.

Well, I appreciate that, but.

It wasn't quite luck.

Your friends messaged.

Lolo cat and.

I know I'm gonna get this one wrong.

Did I?

Ohh.

Yeah, my my parents must have told them.

Yeah.

They told me that you were actually in Korea

and that I might find you if I went to the

graveyard.

They didn't tell you any of this, did they?

Ohh no.

Yeah.

It's just it's just we got into a little bit

of a fight and I.

I lost my job and I said some.

Really terrible things to all of them and.

It may not be any of my business.

It seems to me that what matters the most

is if your friends love you enough to forgive

you, and if they went to all this trouble.

I think it would.

Where are they now?

Hey.

Listen, I am sorry about.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I

I I listened to your voicemail.

The whole 3 hours.

I appreciate the honesty.

Truth of it is,

I kind of figured that you'd had sex before.

You know, he's just so sensual and worldly.

And one time I saw your browser history

and it's not like I didn't want to have sex.

I was just so worried that I wouldn't live up

to your expectations.

Then when I saw your tattoo,

I just got crazy, intimidated.

And look at when we kiss.

I have to leave space for Jesus.

I got to leave that God gap

because I'm going to ruin my pants every time.

That's why I wear 3 pairs of underwear.

You're so much that I gave up the thing I love second most for you.

And I love Dick.

I can be Dick.

And I can love you.

I can do both.

So should we have sex right now?

Ohh, what's happening?

What's happening?

Seems to.

Thanks.

Heard you got into Med school.

There you go, hot and steamy.

Let me know if you want hot sauce Chinese.

Make sure you can handle it.

Hi, you had me at high.

OK.

I didn't know you worked here.

Now I don't.

I'm just covering these things out sick.

I'm trying to match survive.

What do you think?

No, I'm not gonna fill #32 party up two.

That's good.

Hello.

Sorry, I'm so sorry.

She doesn't want to talk to you.

Yeah, I figured when I left her like 10 messages

and she didn't call me back.

Sorry.

Family First had to do it respectfully, of course.

Yeah.

No, I know, I know.

Good to see you.

See you too.

Wow.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry, everyone.

Enjoy your meal.

It's it's just that.

Everything's a mess and it's all my fault.

Ever since we were kids, I was this.

Scared little girl who always felt like she had to prove herself to everyone.

Except for you.

You were always looking out for me.

With you was the only time I felt safe to be me.

Even though I didn't know who the hell I was.

But you've always been comfortable being you,

and you tried to make me feel that way

too.

You know me better than I know myself.

I.

You were right.

Hated working at that law firm, but.

Thanks to you, I can do something more meaningful.

Start my own practise.

Because I know that I'm brave enough now.

Hell yeah,

She had a double threesome in China.

It's so great that you're working here and I'm so proud of you for that, but.

You are an incredible true artist.

You cannot give that up just because I am a lying,

hurtful, stupid failure of a friend.

Andre, I haven't given up.

Look.

My wall of licky cats.

I just sold one yesterday.

I'm only waiting tables for now, so I'm not such a Barnacle.

You have always been a better friend to me than I have been to you.

And I am so, so sorry.

Shut up, OK?

You're the best friend I could ever ask for the biggest support system,

and I'm sorry.

I'm the one that's fucking sorry I took you for granted.

Sir.

Does that mean you forgive me?

Come here, bitch.

Friendship.

Three Oh my God Ken in here.

We're bad, baby.

Wait, are we all back?

Have you and Kat started talking again?

Yeah.

I called her to apologise.

But please.

I mean, you and Kat were talking.

We've been in touch.

We're like this.

So we should all go on a trip again.

The four of us.

Two.

Beautiful South Dakota, home of the Corn Palace.

Bookmark it.

Kat and I actually had a place of mind.

Ohh.

Look at us.

Little Best Friends trip.

This is going to be iconic.

Let's start with some art and culture.

I love romance.

I've got to say, the French know how to sculpt the titty.

I love art.

It's going to be so much fun.

So is anyone hungry?

Right.

And

you know, we don't have to eat French food.

It's all good.

I love this full movie.

OK, OK, A toast to Audrey.

Badass boss bitch starting her own firm.

Yeah, Do you?

Our dearest dad?

I because they host the most incredible game night

specifically so I can crush them.

Who's in the movie directed by the Greta Gerwig.

OK, and to our very own Frida Carlo,

this Lotus collection is finally at the Mocha.

Well, it's not the Museum of Contemporary Arts,

but it is a cafe in Snohomish, so cafe

to that.

They don't want to hijack our second annual

Best Friend's Trip, but.

Claire and I are looking at fall dates

for the wedding

and I was just wondering.

You'll be in my bridal party.

Of course we will.

Ohh the bridal party should all get matching tattoos like cat.

Very funny, very funny haha.

I like to get a tattoo

of the Chinese flag

to commemorate the Motherland

or Princess

Peach.

I haven't decided to get an Eiffel Tower

Paris.

Yeah, like you all are going to get tattoos.

What if I already got one?

I already got one.

Want to see?

It lights up.