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changes.

Commander,

don't know why.

It's a chance to shine.

You got your tour,
you'll get your bar.

I don't know.

Hi.

Are you?

You guys must be new
to town, right?

New to town, but not new
to the country.

We just moved from California.

We speak English.

Ohh, that's wonderful.

So do we.

I'm just curious.

Are you Chinese?

Yes,

great

are we Just wondered if you wouldn't mind

if your your daughter played
with our daughter.

Daughter Ohh bro.

We just we just thought Audrey
might like to meet her.

How do you say hi?

You want to play slag?

Slides off limits
to ching chongs.

Fuck you.

You want to be best friend.

My grandma's name is Joe,
just like my dad.

He loves model trains
and he has a gap.

Why don't you look like your family?

Because I'm adopted from China.

That's why.

I have a birth mom.

I'd be so mad
if my parents gave me up.

Did you do something?

In water, obviously.

Are you OK?

You know what?

Fuck everyone else.

You don't have to prove
anything to these losers.

Taking.

Other.

10-4, Let's go, boss.

You sure you're ready for show?

You got this range?

Do things different in there.

I'll close the deal,
don't worry about that.

Jesus Christ cover that.

Sucks your game.

Free game boss.

Thanks Kevin.

MMM.

J Michael.

Josh James Dave.

Other Dave Michael again.

Good seeing you.

11 is 4.

Kicked my ass again.

So

it's pretty good for a

no.

I was going to say associate We.

Can we say Asian anymore
or is that offensive?

We can't say anything anymore.

God damn right Kevin.

So shut the fuck up.

I'm an ally.

I shop in 99 Ranch Market.

Some of us are doing the work.

Yes.

I really appreciated that Mulan themed
office birthday party.

You're welcome.

So you excited for Beijing?

I didn't know you speak Chinese well,

not fluent,

but I have an excellent grasp
of conversational

Mandarin.

Yeah.

How do you say I have an excellent grasp

with conversational Mandarin in Mandarin?

Warsaw League shouts
to Dual Lingo.

Close China Wave this week.

I'll put you off the park.

Took you long enough, Ally

on.

Missed 3000 billable hours.

You know this is coming.

You know, if this works out,

I'm gonna have
to move out to LA.

Work out of headquarters.

Yeah, I've, I've been thinking
it'd be nice to have a change.

Ohh, you're going
to love LA.

I mean, there's a Chinatown, Thai town,
Koreatown.

I mean, it's basically Asia.

Your Dick is dust.

Your pussy motherfucker.

Anyway, close China Wave
May Park.

Don't worry, I will.

You better.

Climate change?

You know, and I actually have
a friend coming with me.

She offered to be
my translator in Beijing.

Are you a friend who's
a professional translator?

Total professional washing
now with a tweet.

Jump Chubby Bunny.

Ohh the landlord.

Sorry for the mess
you talking to.

I'm sending an emoji to Marian
Davis with this cute bear.

Your phone needs
that would be nice.

The sound, yeah.

Anyway, we'll see the show.

You have no idea
what I'm saying.

No, I have an idea.

Whose parent?

David.

Basketball player No2 time NBA
All Star anyway?

Playing in China now,
since we're going to Beijing,

I slid in as DM's.

He's learning the language
on teaching.

If you need help translating,

I talked to Kat
and she lives there now.

So, like, it's Catherine Wong.

You're famous college roommate.

Yeah.

Actress.

OK.

Spokesmodel.

Lolo.

Two point words.

Don't

you do understand?

It's really important for me
to be professional.

Quarters.

Audrey, I got you.

Look at me.

You're thinking about a Dick.

Damn it, you're right.

But I'm a fellow for Fest.

Yeah, trust me.

Ohh.

Let me show you my latest work.

Come on.

Is that the restaurant?

Leaky cat.

Ohh.

See, it's like a lucky cat.

Is that it?

You know, I get the tongue.

Yeah.

Ready for this?

The look closer.

Loaded.

Look closer.

Oh wow.

Vaginas.

Pussy pedals.

There's a lot of them.

And this my piece, they resist.

Don't adults?

Playground.

Oh,

where's the playground?

We went to his kid.

Fuck yeah.

Look, Kitty sandbox.

This is chaotic.

That's what my art is all about.

Inspiring chaos,
challenging fetishes

that Asian people
have to deal with around sexuality.

I mean, it's just a lot.

I hope someone likes it.

I could really use
the Commission right now.

If you really need money,
you could pick up some shifts here.

Your parents need the help.

I'm not trying
to be a sell out.

I'm a starving artist.

I could bring one of my pieces
to Beijing.

This is such an important trip.

Or no.

No.

Or what if it's our first annual
Best friends trip?

You and me.

Romy and Michelle Burton.

Elmo Ernie.

Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

I love the idea
of an annual trip.

You're going to have
to save some money.

You're saving money
by living with me.

And I'm so grateful.

It's really fun.

But I don't know, like,

maybe I don't want to live
in White House my whole life.

Why not?

This is home, right?

But hold on.

We told you to stop bringing
your art in here.

I ran out of space
at Audreys.

Put it away.

We have to go get ready.

OK, I'm coming.

Hello,

do you want to just
are we going to be here?

Sorry, I'm not a radio.

OK.

Yeah.

Hello.

So proud of you guys.

You didn't have to throw
a whole party.

Ring me back in like 4 days
to give you a nice send off.

It's a big deal going until
your birth country business trip

and it's so great you're

taking low with you anyway,

we brought

these are red bumps.

Thank you so much.

They look so good.

Those are special.

Like these?

No, no, probably not,
to be honest.

You're basically white.

True.

You have a throw pillow
that says wine across all day.

You own a picnic basket.

Very useful.

Name Every character on succession.

Logan.

Kendall.

Shiv, Roman.

Ohh yeah.

So I thought it would be fun
to look at some photos of Audrey

from the last time she.

Want to look at that?

No.

Ohh honey, look, this is
the first time you held her.

Oh my God, I'm going to cry.

So am I.

No, I know it's cute.

Who's this?

Ohh, that's my birth mom.

How have you never shown me this?

I don't know.

It's not a big deal.

Your adoption agencies on the back.

Yeah.

Should we call them and maybe
get information on your mom?

We used to talk about it all the time
when we're little, remember?

A grand adventure
to find your birth mom.

No, no.

That was because we were kids
and we were adults.

Now we've moved on.

At least I have.

OK, so let's not do that.

Anyway.

Why would I need more parents?

And I have the two best
parents in the world.

Ohh, we love you, sweetie.

You're the best.

You know what?

Another toast to Audrey.

To moving on And moving up.

Moving up.

Best daughter and the best lawyer
you could ever have.

Probably need a lawyer or something.

The bail money ready?

Meow, guess who's going back
to the motherland?

So if you're in Beijing

and you have a juicy peeing
or of a gene,

hit me up Audrey.

Right.

I'll just say that.

Hey, So I kind of can't stop thinking
about the picture of your birth mom.

I'm sure you don't want
to look for her.

Yeah, it could be something fun
we do together.

Although I just.

I'm sorry.

But remember, this is a work trip.

Thank you.

Today is coming, by the way.

What?

Dead eyes.

Coming.

Didi, your cousin.

She's visiting friends
and her parents, you know,

just didn't want her to fly alone.

So I'm chaperone.

Chaperone for a grown woman.

What do you say?

Anything.

I know where you think.

Your hair grew back.

Not really.

This is why my part is this way.

That was forever ago,
and she's different now.

Let me say I promise
that I has changed.

She's into music, K Pop,
you know BTS, She's full army.

She's super cool now.

The energy has totally shifted.

They are great.

Hey.

Oh, good.

Yay.

So you're you're flying with us,
just flying the pleasures mine.

Me too.

Yeah.

So when we get to Beijing,

you're going to meet up
with your BS.

Yeah.

Yes.

88 at J Hopes Grill.

Is my daddy online people?

Yeah, they're my best friends.

I would do Cinderella's wedding
on Zoom.

You married a pillow.

Ohh forget those can't
be real people.

She's just coming
to hang out with us, obviously.

That is going to piece out
and it's going to be you and me.

That's what I can bring
these leaders onto the plane.

I really think it's

Ohh yeah.

2 front strip.

I'm gonna take these.

We're gonna priority board

and we'll see you at the at the gate, OK.

You're gonna Remember Me for those

or I'll speak you some snacks.

Ever been around?

Only Asian people, I mean.

We look like everyone else.

For once, I think
we blend right in.

But people here can tell Chinese.

Chinese from American Chinese?

Wait,

Hong Kong Chinese Bluetooth?

Shanghai Chinese Boogie?

Weird, but cute.

What kind of Chinese
are they fuck is wrong

with you trying to get cancelled?

Those are Koreans.

It's OK, Pop group.

Yeah, they all have the same face.

That's how you can tell.

Why are they walking
right through security?

Fine.

So where where are we going?

How?

We are going to visit my friend Kat
on her side of the Emperor's daughter.

Oh, I love that show.

Cool.

OK, let's go.

I thought you said it was just
for the flight.

She's hanging out with us.

No, I didn't even ask Cat
if she can come to set with us.

His cat going to make a big deal?

No

problem with her.

You know, you both actually
have a lot in common.

I mean, you're both very sexually

free.

Yeah, she blew Nick
and Joe Jonas.

Not Kevin.

Not impressed.

This tattoo on her vagina.

What?

She she has a pussy cat.

I should have told you.

You're forget I said anything.

Yeah.

I'm never going to talk
about it ever again.

What's it up like?

Is it a colour?

Is it going dark, big, Small, like our?

That I think.

Because you have.

Like ideas going in or just pointed
to the artist and said dealers choice.

Horizontal vertical optical illusion?

No.

Looks like a base
but there's only.

I decided, you know,
I thought about it.

I thought about it.

I thought about it really,
really hard.

Yeah.

And I decided I'm not gonna
stop talking about it.

Let's go see the trash bag,
Kitty cat, Kitty cat bite.

If we talk.

Because.

Ohh.

Suddenly.

Oh yeah.

Bravo.

Encore.

Encore.

Andre.

Oh my God, that was so good.

You're such a big shot.

Like you are the big shot,
you big shot.

Lawyer.

No.

Bum bum bum.

Bum.

Bum bum bum bum.

Deep in the night.

How I wonder.

Please make him real.

How I'll pray.

What?

That was so lame.

What was that?

You know, you Cat and I were part
of the same college

acapella group, The Two?

Oh, it's so nice to see you.

I hear that you're living
in Audrey's garage

and and drawing penises.

Now, I told you Lola
is an amazing artist.

I do body positive, artistic

and remind me of your name again.

My legal name is Vanessa.

Call me Jedi.

Where did that come from?

You know, I think I get it.

Come to my chair.

Are you serious?

Come to mind?

Ohh.

So when do we get to meet
your fiance?

You just saw him.

He's a leading man.

The human Mushu Ohh,
there he is.

I'm a trip.

Mr Business.

What it is?

Has anybody ever told you

how dare he was asked you
that question?

That happens to me daily,

just so blessed

because I'm the best at worst.

Hey.

Sorry I had to get out
of my costume.

Just so itchy and tight

clearance.

Audrey is my best friend from college.

We are best friends, actually.

Clarence and I met
on the set of the show.

He plays the military hero.

And we just saw you.

You're so good.

You're really great.

I played the good girl.

Play the good girl.

My last two dramas, too.

It's.

I think it's kind of my brand.

She is an absolute Angel, isn't she,
Cat And I thank God.

Every day bringing us together.

Ohh are you 2 Bible thumpers?

I I have always been
a woman of God.

I mean, remember that was one
of the first things I told you

when we met, right?

Audrey?

That I am a good Christian girl.

Saving myself for marriage.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You 2.

Have never had sex.

Our connection is based on spiritual,
not physical intimacy.

Did you have a spiritual?

Within the Jonas Brothers
Where?

Eiffel towering you.

Ohh.

Funny.

I love Paris.

I love you.

Hmm.

Make some room for Jesus.

Each one.

Go away.

So has Claire's ever seen
your pussy duck?

I do confess that at one point

I did have a tiny sunflower
on my inner thigh.

Edgy.

But it doesn't even matter
because it's gone.

Lasers work miracles.

OK, gone.

Prove it.

Hello Lolo.

You know, I used to be
like you in college,

but I guess I just grew out of it really.

Could you see kind of 10s
from all the no boning?

You sure you're good?

You sure you don't miss it?

You know, tongue until the wedding bells
rung, my friend.

OK, well, we should get
going now, right?

So we have to go to this place
called Radiance.

Crazy that a business meeting
is happening at a club,

but when in Rome, do what the Romans

do, babes together.

Well, lucky for you,

I wrapped early so I can come now.

I mean, you still need
a translator, right?

Well, actually, Lolo offered.

Then don't be may not to the law.

Why?

How young?

He's a good tuba.

Many.

Well, yeah,
we should do it.

I like her.

No, you don't.

Hello.

OK, we got to find CEO.

Just remember, it's really important
for me to get him to sign tonight.

Ohh shit.

Hi, hi, Mr Lynn,
It's so nice to meet you.

I'm so excited to talk about.

This isn't.

Guys, what do you say To what?

What?

Yes.

Way younger than I thought
he was gonna be right and hot.

I'd smash what?

Please don't hit on him.

Are you good?

You don't normally eat
real Chinese food.

You don't have to drink everything.

I heard that if you keep up
with Chinese businessmen,

they respect you more.

Kenzo Job.

What are these shit thousand year
old egg shots?

So fucking good.

I don't know if you can handle it though,

There's so black and gooey goo.

Change light change, change, change.

Are you OK?

All right.

God.

Bye bye love ohh bye
bye bye

drinking games

What are what are the rules?

You ready to lose celebrity?

Can't wait to slap
the shit out of you?

Think so.

Ohh okay.

Ohh

that one more.

Audrey.

Yeah, let's fucking go.

You're even.

You got this.

Close this fucking deal.

That's my bitch.

Ohh my.

Sore.

Yes.

Like, fuck it tight.

Ohh, there's a, there's a.

So you got it.

I'm so so

you know you're good.

Ohh thank God for cat.

Look at her.

She just schmoozing with those businessmen

salvaging our night thought I love her.

God, I'm going to be sick again.

I'll get you.

Get me a new face
or stomach or something.

Sorry, I I usually don't have eggs
like and wait.

Do you speak English?

Many Chinese people speak English,

but most Americans do not speak Chinese.

It's always fun to pretend.

By the way, I appreciate
that you will want to smash this.

I would smash it.

I just used your first time in China.

Yeah.

You know what I'm I'm usually
not like this.

I'm.

I'm so sorry.

I got to think, but I'm.

I'm very ready to go over the terms
of our business proposal.

You know there's a saying in Chinese
long sum long Hong Kong last words.

It means you can tell a lot
about a person by their family.

Do you have any relatives in China?

Probably sure.

Yes, definitely.

Probably.

I I was adopted.

So ohh.

Well, if you do not know
where you come from,

how do you know who you are?

I know where I'm from.

That's, you know,
I was I was born here.

But I am America.

You have no contact
with the Chinese.

That's a shame
you didn't see me.

Well, oh, she's actually really close
with her birth mother.

Yeah, like that.

Ohh.

Really.

Yeah.

We're actually meeting up
with her this week.

My mother is celebrating her 70th
birthday this Friday.

It's going to be a big event.

Favourite performer
is going to be there.

DJ Tiësto,
We're gonna have gift bags,

oranges, Teslas, Bitcoin,
that kind of thing.

I would love for you
to come bring your mother.

Oh, oh, you know what?

We couldn't impose.

I insist.

You insist.

Insist this.

How are we supposed
to do business together?

We do not know each other's
families.

We can't do business.

Come to the event
and we'll close the deal.

Not only are

your champions.

Finally, we'll be there.

It's it's a mom party.

Gumby.

Gumby.

I just give me a minute.

I can't feel my face.

Fuck.

Fuck that one.

So fucking terribly.

Not to me.

I feel closer to you than ever.

I'm good.

I'm so.

I'm so sorry again
that I threw up on you.

You better clean you up.

OK.

I'll find something.

See, I knew this was going to happen

if I brought you on this business trip.

Lola, you're always
doing shit like this.

What about Thank you?

I mean, you were sinking in there
and I saved your ass.

Whatever you were doing,
you failed.

This is my job.

Why would you lie and tell child
that I knew my birth mom?

That's insane.

Insane.

Are you her echo?

Who the fuck
asked for your opinion?

What do you expect her
to do now?

She could go find her birth mom,
just like we always said we would.

Hypothetical.

We don't even know where she is.

What?

You want me to search
all of China's?

Give it to me.

Great.

So the other day I may have called
the adoption agency

and pretended to be you.

What are you talking about, Billy?

At the time of adoption,
she agreed to be contacted.

She's open to meeting you.

Her address is on there.

She lives in hygiene,
which is super close to 9 eyes,

and we'll just stay with them.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

He can't handle it.

No.

Why?

Why not?

I can handle it.

My niece like Chinese.

Chinese like super long hair
coming out of a mole

and refuses to pluck it
because his

bad luck.

Chinese forces you to overeat

and then comments on your weight later.

Chinese like literally take her bra off,

wipe her under boob sweat
in the middle of a

Buddhist temple
and make you sniff it.

China has a plastic bag
full of other plastic bags.

Don't act like you know my family.

You don't know what we've been through.

Look at that.

Look at me.

Look at that.

Take a train and and go
straight there high chain

and will be there tomorrow afternoon.

I wanna close this deal

and it'd be really nice
to meet your birth mother.

OK.

OK.

Will you guys come with me?

I am here for you.

Thank you.

Really.

I love a grand adventure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

OK.

OK.

So we're going to get.

Yeah.

I'm a boy.

I said like.

Just so you guys know,

I have extra cash in my money belt

and also our passports
are

in there too.

Why are you being?

Don't worry, I've got
locks on my back.

Just put it in here.

Really.

Of course, make sure your bags
are at all times.

It's like the safest
place in the world.

I heard that if you're short,
you'll get kidnapped.

To go live on a gymnastics farm.

That's not a thing.

All I'm saying is that as foreigners,
we need to be extra vigilant.

OK, just keep our heads
on a swivel

and watch what we eat

and what we call.

Let's get some snacks.

OK, just come back here, OK?

Because 8 minutes.

OK, guess what?

Remember when I told you
I auditioned for that movie?

Sweet home, Orange County?

Well, I got the part.

I'm going to be
in LA next summer.

Ohh, congratulations.

Isn't there a chance
you're gonna be a too?

Yeah.

This is why I have to close
this deal and make partner.

It's gonna be so amazing
to have a friend there.

I mean, you really,
you really know me.

You know, you've seen a lot.

I've seen a little too much.

Do you think it's OK
that I haven't told parents

everything about my past?

And yeah, no,
it's totally OK.

I mean, hey, can you?

Not mentioned by the Lolo.

I haven't really told her
about it yet.

Is there an issue there?

Yeah, I'm gonna tell her eventually,

but you know, she doesn't have
as much going on

as I do.

And I I just think it might be great
to have this space.

I get it.

It's between you and me.

Thank you.

Where do we send any car
with open seats?

Those guys are shady.

This room here,
I'm not really we.

We have to squeeze.

I hate the smell of oranges.

Ohh hi, is anyone else
sitting here with you?

No, sorry.

No, they're not sitting here.

Oh, amazing.

Hey, guys, guys, guys, come on.

I found one.

So nice to see an American.

Where are you visiting from?

Ohh actually live in Beijing.

No way.

She lives here.

Yeah, I moved here like I want
to say five years ago.

I love it.

Also looking like me here.

I get so much attention.

Totally Asian people with me.

It's just I'm Giselle.

So you like living here.

I love it.

But people are great.

That food is incredible
and it's safe.

Is it safe?

Because I I mean.

I just, I hear there's a lot
of pickpockets here.

Right?

And Chinese youths
are getting really into drugs.

You know, they are.

Chinese kids are cool as fuck.

They fucking party.

You can get anything you want here.

It it's it's so unbelievable.

I mean, anything you want China

white benzos, Bush could.

I'm just curious,
what do you do for work?

Oh, I do import.

I do import
and then I also do.

That's so cool.

So, like like furniture.

Sure.

I have my period.

I'm going to go
to the bathroom.

Oh, shit.

Bleeding.

Fuck.

So sweet.

Are you serious?

That bitch is so suspicious.

Talking about she's super nice.

OK, I know you chose her
because she's American

varsity blue corn fed bitch,

but like,

no, no, she's totally sussed.

There's something wrong with her.

You're not my favourite,
but I do agree.

Are you OK?

This is going to kill me.

I know it's hot
and you can't open that window.

You looking at

me like that?

What is that?

Tyson, it's the cops
are doing the back check.

Yeah, there's a drug dealer
on the train.

Who do we think it is?

The family with the oranges.

Audrey, get a fucking grip.

Is this thing

that you're drunk.

You are fucking.

You need to get rid
of that now.

Get rid of it.

We need to get rid of that.

Because if I'm going down,

you little dipshits
are going down with me.

We're American.

They're going to come
after all of us.

Cops ask.

We'll just say we have
nothing to do with her.

You're drug dealers now, bitches.

Yeah.

Would you get caught
with drugs in China?

We'll get deported
or or gaol probably for life.

Famous for gaol.

You guys need to calm
the fuck down.

Fucking listen to me, OK?

Since that window is not working,
we have two options.

We hide the drugs
in our body or we do them.

OK.

I need your help.

You look like you've done
a lot of trucks.

That's correct.

You look like you have a lot of things
in your asshole

and not a lot of things.

Just one thing,

but maybe different varieties
of that one thing.

I mean, you know, you know,
you understand.

Cocaine makes me really horny.

You could get really weird.

I know you 2 aren't just people.

I know you're super scared right now.

You're going to need to decide.

You're gonna step up
for your fellow country woman

you're going to plug.

Are you going to play?

Neither

is that a condom.

You need to have sex.

Fun group project.

Get in there.

Come on.

Michael Schumacher.

That's right.

And there's this guy I got.

I got guys, I got.

Attention.

Chinese policeman.

Ohh.

Shit.

You're about to get Lloyd.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I know that you think that we have drugs
and we do not have drugs.

In fact, I'm.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm infected.

A very good lawyer.

And so I just want you to know
that we are citizens of America.

And that is why
I rest my case.

Any man.

It's hard.

That's

OK.

OK, just your friends,
your kids.

Are you kidding me?

In my life.

OK.

Good.

We're good.

OK, everyone calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Oh my God.

What the fuck?

That American girl stole cat suitcase.

Our passports are in there.

Right side is.

We just got kicked off the train.

We're not hanging by our nipples
and a meat freezer.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We do not have our passports.

Then we can't go home.

And if we can't go home,

then we can't go to our jobs.

And we don't have jobs.

We can't get more money
to get more coke.

I want more coke.

Anyone else?

I'm sorry.

I'm just on fucking itchy.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Cat Honey.

You good?

Are they coming out?

But only seven.

And I think I put in.

If you get a clean one,
could you just keep me posted?

I hate you so much right now.

Just push.

Pull.

I mean push.

Pop it into my asshole.

You just stick your hand up there
like a claw machine,

trying to get the stuffed bear.

OK, deeper.

OK, Higher.

OK?

Is that better?

How are you so normal?

You did like, twice as much stuff
as the rest of us.

I think all the coke and Molly
just bounced out in my system.

I just feel good.

I just watched a child fall
through a manhole cover.

Good.

You deserve it.

Little shit.

Beautiful.

So come on.

No.

Yeah.

Is this a hot dog
on a stick?

You know what?

Maybe just discounted,
it's probably 7.

Have you find cold?

Come back.

Guys, how have we walked for hours
and haven't seen one car?

It's all good idea
of Baron Davis.

Fuck, the next town
is 27 kilometres away.

My basketball Boo
is on his way.

OK, Ohh.

Although at this point I don't even
want to be rescued, OK?

I cannot be seen in public
looking like this.

Yeah, you look like Hello Kitty
just got skull fucked by Koropi.

So funny.

Fuck you.

This is all your fault.

How is it my fault?

I'm not.

I'm not the one who chose
the train cabin

with the one obvious drug dealer

just because

I'm a wee bit racist
against my own people.

I'm not racist.

Not racist But you don't like boba

and you never fucked an Asian guys.

Yeah I'm still no no Remember

that foreign exchange student
from Kazakhstan.

Visit Visit Buzet David David.

David is Kazakhstan.

Even in Asia they look
kind of Asian sometimes.

Oh my God racist.

When I masturbate I sometimes
fantasise about Splinter.

He's a he's a he's
a good father.

Right.

I'm sorry, OK.

It's my fault.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Hi, my phone is dead.

We don't have any food or water.

Never come to China where there's
someone on the road all there

is Then you're probably

hallucinating.

OK, maybe because I also see
a giraffe peeling off his spots

and throwing them like a

frisbee.

But that's a bus, right?

Baron, I knew you
would come for me.

Alright, y'all needed a ride.

OK, so the team is going to give us
a ride first thing in the morning

and then we can.

Audrey, are you fucking
an Asian guy?

No, no, no, don't.

No, no, no.

Don't get us in trouble.

We're just, you know,
just throw our rides.

So let's just be cool.

Be cool.

I'm cool.

I'm very cool.

I'm gonna jaws
the fuck out of Baron Davis tonight.

Your work is.

Like I know, but look
without teeth not as big.

Can everyone just close
our mouths?

Let's just be adults, right?

OK, They're just some normal
attractive men.

It's it's nothing to lose
your minds over.

OK Oh my God.

Beauty complex.

It was at 8.

I just felt it burst.

Your mouth is pretty fucking big too.

Are you horny?

Finger me twice
if you're horny.

Ohh shit.

It's not cheap though.

That's the thing.

You're here.

I have no idea who you are.

China.

Ohh man you know I'm sorry.

Hope you professionally.

Why is Captain like
she doesn't know me?

Ohh, my name's not Cat.

Yeah.

No, that's not Cat.

That's.

Or mine on Ron.

This is Harry.

OK.

I'm sorry, OK.

A knockout.

And sometimes I just find myself
thinking back to this time

when me and someone who so

much like you, rode out
to the Grand Canyon

and my Ford F-150 pickup truck for them,

used to bang this dude.

I'm actually engaged now,
so I have.

Them.

That's OK.

Great.

Thank you.

Wow, I'm happy for you on.

That's awesome.

Ohh hey

I'm happy you're good man people.

Matthew.

Britain.

Yeah.

So we know what's happening tonight.

No, no, I I'm not hooking up
with Todd.

OK, OK.

I am not horny at all.

The coke that literally just exploded
inside my butthole

has no effect on me whatsoever.

I am going to go and have fun deejaying
in between your legs tonight.

Ohh shit.

There's talks to me.

OK, Promise me you'll have
some fun tonight.

I hit the bar, let loose.

OK.

OK.

Great.

Linsanity

Lin.

Manuel Miranda.

So much to learn.

Finally.

Those two fucking losers
are gone.

Now just two Cool Cats.

Dynamic duo them all.

Louise, we hang in or what?

I actually have a lot of.

I got to do some work.

Yeah.

Study buddies, MVP
of group projects.

I think it's all on time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Umm.

No, you should.

You should.

You should have some fun.

They seem really nice.

You should go.

All My God.

Wait.

Look, he has a BT shirt on.

You should go talk to him.

Yeah.

No.

OK.

OK.

I'll see you tomorrow.

OK.

Get some sleep.

Ohh Joma.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I don't speak Chinese.

Hi, I'm Kenny.

This is Ivan.

I think he wanted to buy you a drink,

but he only speaks Chinese
and Hindi,

which I'm

assuming you.

You don't say ohh
no I don't.

Sorry, I'm I'm just a garbage American
who only speaks English

and a little Gollum.

High pressure.

That the orbits is.

Do you guys have that here?

Yeah, it's all over the world.

Yeah, yeah, Somebody bagels, yeah.

Hey.

Stop.

Yes, he broke it or something.

Whoa.

Lola.

Yeah.

One more round of yobo, please.

And I know China is supposed
to be my homeland, but.

I don't know.

Ever since I got here I just.

I feel like I'm doing everything wrong.

Firstly, there is no way
to do Chinese wrong, right?

But secondly, what's the one thing
you've been saying the most?

I don't know.

I'm saying I can't eat the food.

I am doing everything wrong.

That's not about that.

Thing is, in China,

the collective is much bigger
than the individual, All right?

It's like me and we're not from here.

But now we call this
our home, right?

See, He teaches me
some Hindi.

I taught him how to fuck
spiders.

It's an Australian thing.

You just got to give it some time
and find your people.

It was really insightful.

Wait, you and this?

Clarence did have been dating
for three years?

They had never had sex.

Cat Wong, I knew in college,
couldn't last three days.

That is all in the past.

I am different now.

Catherine Wong has got her shit together.

Getting so many random girls
after every game,

so many.

And I just thought to myself,
you know, you gotta cut this shit out.

Like,

I got to get serious if I'm ever going
to find a real like,

you know, kind of like what

you.

There's actually a clearance, but.

No.

Are you OK?

No, no, I'm fine.

I probably just.

I just pulled something.

Breathe.

Yeah.

OK.

Actually, some of them might have.

OK.

Yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

This is what I've been working on.

He's such a great artist.

How do you come up
with this stuff?

I just want people to be
more body positive, you know?

Sex isn't shameful.

It's beautiful.

Like the noises.

Come on.

Oh oh,

what?

That shit too.

Look at first.

I know my art seems like
it's for shock value,

but I'm just trying to get
the conversation

going.

Let them sit down, he says.

He really likes you.

I like him too.

I like both of you.

God, I wish there were more of you guys
when I was growing up.

Maybe I would have had
an Asian boyfriend by now.

Or two.

Could you put that in there?

But she.

He said he wants
to make you scream.

Don't tell him I love that, but.

Maybe better his friend joined him.

Perfect.

Really.

Doing that.

There it is.

I love it.

Give me the basketball.

Give it to me.

Hi, Frank.

I know it's as good as done,

I just need until Friday
to make it official.

Don't worry, I'm very,
very close.

Finish.

So just keep grinding.

Bend over backwards again.

Yeah, OK, OK.

Thank

you.

Sugar, anyone?

Awesome.

One month or two months 2.

Ohh.

So how was everyone's night?

Restful.

I feel rested.

The beds are comfortable here.

What happened?

So, yeah, torn hamstring.

Arm 10 concussions.

Todd's shattered fucking pelvis.

Hello Kitty cat.

You and your girls destroyed our team.

Now I have to go play
the game by myself.

Get y'all ass on the bus.

We you were supposed
to be our ride, remember?

What are we going to do?

You know what?

We've gotten this far.

We'll figure it out.

Can I leave the light?

Lord.

Understanding from the team
keeps me company till I'm going.

You think she's going
to fuck him too?

It is so beautiful here.

I love China.

Do you hear me?

Whoa, China.

Should we tell her that there's
a bug on her jacket?

Suppose you run from.

Driver well counting the Chinese way,
so 11 I don't understand.

It's just.

So you're sure it's OK for us
to stay at your grandma's house?

Of course.

But just know
that there are a lot.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Hello.

I'll try that.

Well, again, yeah.

They the mouth.

Other people say hey.

Ohh the minute.

What's he say?

You think you're very beautiful
and any mother would be lucky

to have you as a daughter.

Thanks.

Thank you.

She shisha have some chocolate.

This is the chocolate
of Chinese Chinese beef.

Sure, this means she likes you.

If you see Russell Stover,
you're fine.

You are family.

OK.

Well, you're in love.

So this is the Chinese card game?

No, I just made it up
to and their money.

I told them it's
an American game.

You're Sula.

Why are you so grumpy?

You should smile more.

Like Audrey.

How do I make a cousin?

It's nice that you have such a big family,
not really like my family.

You and me both, really.

I feel like you and your parents
are kind of the same.

I mean, you're basically white.

No offence, I'm.

Chinese, I'm not white.

I'm sorry I say
so many stupid things.

That's why my family thinks
I'm socially awkward and too weird.

Do you think I am too?

No, I know.

I heard you in the airport.

No, I I didn't mean that.

It's OK.

I'm used to it.

What's a company ball ball man?

You know why I like hip hop?

No.

Why?

Because it likes me back.

It's not just awesome songs.

It's about what we created
because we love the music.

It's about us.

I've never thought about it
that way, The community.

But it's not real.

I haven't met any of them.

I just talked to them online.

I don't have any real friends.

Well, we're friends, really.

Because we're going to be home
in a couple of days.

Do you actually think
we're going to hang out?

Well, yeah, we could.

I don't know.

Everyone likes you.

You're cool.

Your hair smells like a cookie.

Your life is perfect.

Well, it's not.

But sometimes even I feel like.

You know, I don't really
belong either.

You know.

Pressure from me on that point.

No.

So we're going to music.

Do you like to listen to?

And I love Mumford and Sons.

The National.

Maroon 5 The best tea
Swift is like.

I've really been liking Cardi B.

Ohh.

No.

You know K pop ohh
so much the hip hop.

Why y'all England?

Ohh suck at Val ball.

You in that thing yet?

Almost nice of nine.

And let me borrow this.

You're lucky she likes you.

She doesn't like anyone.

Well, I like her too.

I like your whole family, though.

It's funny.

All night I kept thinking
about what it'd be like

if I'd grown up here.

I'd be like everyone else,
you know?

People wouldn't stare at me
at the grocery store

or ask my parents where they got me

from.

I wouldn't always just be
the Asian girl.

You know I could.

I could be the smart girl
or or the nice funny girl.

I wonder if I'd still feel like I had
to be perfect all the time

just to belong.

Maybe my whole life
would be different.

I don't think it would be
that much different.

Wow, bitch.

It's nice, right?

China looks good on you.

I kind of love it.

Hey, thanks.

For what?

I'm so grateful that you pushed me
to do this.

I don't think I could have done it
without you.

I got you.

Ohh wow.

Ohh.

You look borgeous.

You know, I wore that dress the night

I was deflowered
by the love of my life.

Grandpa now.

That's it.

You're ready.

Yeah.

Joining the key guy, loyal,
quick yeah couple searching you.

Summer.

Hi, my name is Audrey.

I'm.

I'm looking for my mother.

You bought the picture.

Yeah, I just.

That would be nice
to have in China.

9.

They didn't.

We didn't go a.

She knew you got Kailah.

Yankee Lamar.

Does she know my mother
meets daughter?

Chicken.

Knowing what?

OK, Yeah.

The whole oil.

To explain how some noise.

Financial.

He he took like the final one,
but what is she saying?

OK, what's what's going on?

Does she know where my mom is?

I couldn't meet them,
cook them in.

Yeah, you, Korea girl.

Your mom's name
is Min Park.

That, that, that.

That's a mistake.

I'm, I'm Chinese.

I, I, I went to Chinese
school for a year.

I, I we we celebrated Chinese
New Year's Eve.

But Korea's great.

I mean there's there's muck,
bong, soju, Hyundai,

Gangnam Style, half of Hines Ward,

half of Charles Melton,
all of Randall Park.

Four months.

I want my dress back.

Passive hardware.

Stop being so racist.

Christmas.

My whole life has been wrong.

It hasn't.

We're only friends because
my parents were like

ohh another little Chinese girl

and everyone's

defence.

We were the only Asian people in town

so we still would have been friends.

Why?

People don't know the difference.

My parents are white,

So what if your end up in the same place

walking around town with

our hands behind her back like this?

Fuck this.

This whole.

Birth mom journeys Bullshit.

You know what?