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Commander,

don't know why.

It's a chance to shine.

You got your tour, you'll get your bar.

I don't know.

Hi.

Are you?

You guys must be new to town, right?

New to town, but not new to the country.

We just moved from California.

We speak English.

Ohh, that's wonderful.

So do we.

I'm just curious.

Are you Chinese?

Yes,

great

are we Just wondered if you wouldn't mind

if your your daughter played with our daughter.

Daughter Ohh bro.

We just we just thought Audrey might like to meet her.

How do you say hi?

You want to play slag?

Slides off limits to ching chongs.

Fuck you.

You want to be best friend.

My grandma's name is Joe, just like my dad.

He loves model trains and he has a gap.

Why don't you look like your family?

Because I'm adopted from China.

That's why.

I have a birth mom.

I'd be so mad if my parents gave me up.

Did you do something?

In water, obviously.

Are you OK?

You know what?

Fuck everyone else.

You don't have to prove anything to these losers.

Taking.

Other.

10-4, Let's go, boss.

You sure you're ready for show?

You got this range?

Do things different in there.

I'll close the deal, don't worry about that.

Jesus Christ cover that.

Sucks your game.

Free game boss.

Thanks Kevin.

MMM.

J Michael.

Josh James Dave.

Other Dave Michael again.

Good seeing you.

11 is 4.

Kicked my ass again.

So

it's pretty good for a

no.

I was going to say associate We.

Can we say Asian anymore or is that offensive?

We can't say anything anymore.

God damn right Kevin.

So shut the fuck up.

I'm an ally.

I shop in 99 Ranch Market.

Some of us are doing the work.

Yes.

I really appreciated that Mulan themed office birthday party.

You're welcome.

So you excited for Beijing?

I didn't know you speak Chinese well,

not fluent,

but I have an excellent grasp of conversational

Mandarin.

Yeah.

How do you say I have an excellent grasp

with conversational Mandarin in Mandarin?

Warsaw League shouts to Dual Lingo.

Close China Wave this week.

I'll put you off the park.

Took you long enough, Ally

on.

Missed 3000 billable hours.

You know this is coming.

You know, if this works out,

I'm gonna have to move out to LA.

Work out of headquarters.

Yeah, I've, I've been thinking it'd be nice to have a change.

Ohh, you're going to love LA.

I mean, there's a Chinatown, Thai town, Koreatown.

I mean, it's basically Asia.

Your Dick is dust.

Your pussy motherfucker.

Anyway, close China Wave May Park.

Don't worry, I will.

You better.

Climate change?

You know, and I actually have a friend coming with me.

She offered to be my translator in Beijing.

Are you a friend who's a professional translator?

Total professional washing now with a tweet.

Jump Chubby Bunny.

Ohh the landlord.

Sorry for the mess you talking to.

I'm sending an emoji to Marian Davis with this cute bear.

Your phone needs that would be nice.

The sound, yeah.

Anyway, we'll see the show.

You have no idea what I'm saying.

No, I have an idea.

Whose parent?

David.

Basketball player No2 time NBA All Star anyway?

Playing in China now, since we're going to Beijing,

I slid in as DM's.

He's learning the language on teaching.

If you need help translating,

I talked to Kat and she lives there now.

So, like, it's Catherine Wong.

You're famous college roommate.

Yeah.

Actress.

OK.

Spokesmodel.

Lolo.

Two point words.

Don't

you do understand?

It's really important for me to be professional.

Quarters.

Audrey, I got you.

Look at me.

You're thinking about a Dick.

Damn it, you're right.

But I'm a fellow for Fest.

Yeah, trust me.

Ohh.

Let me show you my latest work.

Come on.

Is that the restaurant?

Leaky cat.

Ohh.

See, it's like a lucky cat.

Is that it?

You know, I get the tongue.

Yeah.

Ready for this?

The look closer.

Loaded.

Look closer.

Oh wow.

Vaginas.

Pussy pedals.

There's a lot of them.

And this my piece, they resist.

Don't adults?

Playground.

Oh,

where's the playground?

We went to his kid.

Fuck yeah.

Look, Kitty sandbox.

This is chaotic.

That's what my art is all about.

Inspiring chaos, challenging fetishes

that Asian people have to deal with around sexuality.

I mean, it's just a lot.

I hope someone likes it.

I could really use the Commission right now.

If you really need money, you could pick up some shifts here.

Your parents need the help.

I'm not trying to be a sell out.

I'm a starving artist.

I could bring one of my pieces to Beijing.

This is such an important trip.

Or no.

No.

Or what if it's our first annual Best friends trip?

You and me.

Romy and Michelle Burton.

Elmo Ernie.

Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

I love the idea of an annual trip.

You're going to have to save some money.

You're saving money by living with me.

And I'm so grateful.

It's really fun.

But I don't know, like,

maybe I don't want to live in White House my whole life.

Why not?

This is home, right?

But hold on.

We told you to stop bringing your art in here.

I ran out of space at Audreys.

Put it away.

We have to go get ready.

OK, I'm coming.

Hello,

do you want to just are we going to be here?

Sorry, I'm not a radio.

OK.

Yeah.

Hello.

So proud of you guys.

You didn't have to throw a whole party.

Ring me back in like 4 days to give you a nice send off.

It's a big deal going until your birth country business trip

and it's so great you're

taking low with you anyway,

we brought

these are red bumps.

Thank you so much.

They look so good.

Those are special.

Like these?

No, no, probably not, to be honest.

You're basically white.

True.

You have a throw pillow that says wine across all day.

You own a picnic basket.

Very useful.

Name Every character on succession.

Logan.

Kendall.

Shiv, Roman.

Ohh yeah.

So I thought it would be fun to look at some photos of Audrey

from the last time she.

Want to look at that?

No.

Ohh honey, look, this is the first time you held her.

Oh my God, I'm going to cry.

So am I.

No, I know it's cute.

Who's this?

Ohh, that's my birth mom.

How have you never shown me this?

I don't know.

It's not a big deal.

Your adoption agencies on the back.

Yeah.

Should we call them and maybe get information on your mom?

We used to talk about it all the time when we're little, remember?

A grand adventure to find your birth mom.

No, no.

That was because we were kids and we were adults.

Now we've moved on.

At least I have.

OK, so let's not do that.

Anyway.

Why would I need more parents?

And I have the two best parents in the world.

Ohh, we love you, sweetie.

You're the best.

You know what?

Another toast to Audrey.

To moving on And moving up.

Moving up.

Best daughter and the best lawyer you could ever have.

Probably need a lawyer or something.

The bail money ready?

Meow, guess who's going back to the motherland?

So if you're in Beijing

and you have a juicy peeing or of a gene,

hit me up Audrey.

Right.

I'll just say that.

Hey, So I kind of can't stop thinking about the picture of your birth mom.

I'm sure you don't want to look for her.

Yeah, it could be something fun we do together.

Although I just.

I'm sorry.

But remember, this is a work trip.

Thank you.

Today is coming, by the way.

What?

Dead eyes.

Coming.

Didi, your cousin.

She's visiting friends and her parents, you know,

just didn't want her to fly alone.

So I'm chaperone.

Chaperone for a grown woman.

What do you say?

Anything.

I know where you think.

Your hair grew back.

Not really.

This is why my part is this way.

That was forever ago, and she's different now.

Let me say I promise that I has changed.

She's into music, K Pop, you know BTS, She's full army.

She's super cool now.

The energy has totally shifted.

They are great.

Hey.

Oh, good.

Yay.

So you're you're flying with us, just flying the pleasures mine.

Me too.

Yeah.

So when we get to Beijing,

you're going to meet up with your BS.

Yeah.

Yes.

88 at J Hopes Grill.

Is my daddy online people?

Yeah, they're my best friends.

I would do Cinderella's wedding on Zoom.

You married a pillow.

Ohh forget those can't be real people.

She's just coming to hang out with us, obviously.

That is going to piece out and it's going to be you and me.

That's what I can bring these leaders onto the plane.

I really think it's

Ohh yeah.

2 front strip.

I'm gonna take these.

We're gonna priority board

and we'll see you at the at the gate, OK.

You're gonna Remember Me for those

or I'll speak you some snacks.

Ever been around?

Only Asian people, I mean.

We look like everyone else.

For once, I think we blend right in.

But people here can tell Chinese.

Chinese from American Chinese?

Wait,

Hong Kong Chinese Bluetooth?

Shanghai Chinese Boogie?

Weird, but cute.

What kind of Chinese are they fuck is wrong

with you trying to get cancelled?

Those are Koreans.

It's OK, Pop group.

Yeah, they all have the same face.

That's how you can tell.

Why are they walking right through security?

Fine.

So where where are we going?

How?

We are going to visit my friend Kat on her side of the Emperor's daughter.

Oh, I love that show.

Cool.

OK, let's go.

I thought you said it was just for the flight.

She's hanging out with us.

No, I didn't even ask Cat if she can come to set with us.

His cat going to make a big deal?

No

problem with her.

You know, you both actually have a lot in common.

I mean, you're both very sexually

free.

Yeah, she blew Nick and Joe Jonas.

Not Kevin.

Not impressed.

This tattoo on her vagina.

What?

She she has a pussy cat.

I should have told you.

You're forget I said anything.

Yeah.

I'm never going to talk about it ever again.

What's it up like?

Is it a colour?

Is it going dark, big, Small, like our?

That I think.

Because you have.

Like ideas going in or just pointed to the artist and said dealers choice.

Horizontal vertical optical illusion?

No.

Looks like a base but there's only.

I decided, you know, I thought about it.

I thought about it.

I thought about it really, really hard.

Yeah.

And I decided I'm not gonna stop talking about it.

Let's go see the trash bag, Kitty cat, Kitty cat bite.

If we talk.

Because.

Ohh.

Suddenly.

Oh yeah.

Bravo.

Encore.

Encore.

Andre.

Oh my God, that was so good.

You're such a big shot.

Like you are the big shot, you big shot.

Lawyer.

No.

Bum bum bum.

Bum.

Bum bum bum bum.

Deep in the night.

How I wonder.

Please make him real.

How I'll pray.

What?

That was so lame.

What was that?

You know, you Cat and I were part of the same college

acapella group, The Two?

Oh, it's so nice to see you.

I hear that you're living in Audrey's garage

and and drawing penises.

Now, I told you Lola is an amazing artist.

I do body positive, artistic

and remind me of your name again.

My legal name is Vanessa.

Call me Jedi.

Where did that come from?

You know, I think I get it.

Come to my chair.

Are you serious?

Come to mind?

Ohh.

So when do we get to meet your fiance?

You just saw him.

He's a leading man.

The human Mushu Ohh, there he is.

I'm a trip.

Mr Business.

What it is?

Has anybody ever told you

how dare he was asked you that question?

That happens to me daily,

just so blessed

because I'm the best at worst.

Hey.

Sorry I had to get out of my costume.

Just so itchy and tight

clearance.

Audrey is my best friend from college.

We are best friends, actually.

Clarence and I met on the set of the show.

He plays the military hero.

And we just saw you.

You're so good.

You're really great.

I played the good girl.

Play the good girl.

My last two dramas, too.

It's.

I think it's kind of my brand.

She is an absolute Angel, isn't she, Cat And I thank God.

Every day bringing us together.

Ohh are you 2 Bible thumpers?

I I have always been a woman of God.

I mean, remember that was one of the first things I told you

when we met, right?

Audrey?

That I am a good Christian girl.

Saving myself for marriage.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You 2.

Have never had sex.

Our connection is based on spiritual, not physical intimacy.

Did you have a spiritual?

Within the Jonas Brothers Where?

Eiffel towering you.

Ohh.

Funny.

I love Paris.

I love you.

Hmm.

Make some room for Jesus.

Each one.

Go away.

So has Claire's ever seen your pussy duck?

I do confess that at one point

I did have a tiny sunflower on my inner thigh.

Edgy.

But it doesn't even matter because it's gone.

Lasers work miracles.

OK, gone.

Prove it.

Hello Lolo.

You know, I used to be like you in college,

but I guess I just grew out of it really.

Could you see kind of 10s from all the no boning?

You sure you're good?

You sure you don't miss it?

You know, tongue until the wedding bells rung, my friend.

OK, well, we should get going now, right?

So we have to go to this place called Radiance.

Crazy that a business meeting is happening at a club,

but when in Rome, do what the Romans

do, babes together.

Well, lucky for you,

I wrapped early so I can come now.

I mean, you still need a translator, right?

Well, actually, Lolo offered.

Then don't be may not to the law.

Why?

How young?

He's a good tuba.

Many.

Well, yeah, we should do it.

I like her.

No, you don't.

Hello.

OK, we got to find CEO.

Just remember, it's really important for me to get him to sign tonight.

Ohh shit.

Hi, hi, Mr Lynn, It's so nice to meet you.

I'm so excited to talk about.

This isn't.

Guys, what do you say To what?

What?

Yes.

Way younger than I thought he was gonna be right and hot.

I'd smash what?

Please don't hit on him.

Are you good?

You don't normally eat real Chinese food.

You don't have to drink everything.

I heard that if you keep up with Chinese businessmen,

they respect you more.

Kenzo Job.

What are these shit thousand year old egg shots?

So fucking good.

I don't know if you can handle it though,

There's so black and gooey goo.

Change light change, change, change.

Are you OK?

All right.

God.

Bye bye love ohh bye bye bye

drinking games

What are what are the rules?

You ready to lose celebrity?

Can't wait to slap the shit out of you?

Think so.

Ohh okay.

Ohh

that one more.

Audrey.

Yeah, let's fucking go.

You're even.

You got this.

Close this fucking deal.

That's my bitch.

Ohh my.

Sore.

Yes.

Like, fuck it tight.

Ohh, there's a, there's a.

So you got it.

I'm so so

you know you're good.

Ohh thank God for cat.

Look at her.

She just schmoozing with those businessmen

salvaging our night thought I love her.

God, I'm going to be sick again.

I'll get you.

Get me a new face or stomach or something.

Sorry, I I usually don't have eggs like and wait.

Do you speak English?

Many Chinese people speak English,

but most Americans do not speak Chinese.

It's always fun to pretend.

By the way, I appreciate that you will want to smash this.

I would smash it.

I just used your first time in China.

Yeah.

You know what I'm I'm usually not like this.

I'm.

I'm so sorry.

I got to think, but I'm.

I'm very ready to go over the terms of our business proposal.

You know there's a saying in Chinese long sum long Hong Kong last words.

It means you can tell a lot about a person by their family.

Do you have any relatives in China?

Probably sure.

Yes, definitely.

Probably.

I I was adopted.

So ohh.

Well, if you do not know where you come from,

how do you know who you are?

I know where I'm from.

That's, you know, I was I was born here.

But I am America.

You have no contact with the Chinese.

That's a shame you didn't see me.

Well, oh, she's actually really close with her birth mother.

Yeah, like that.

Ohh.

Really.

Yeah.

We're actually meeting up with her this week.

My mother is celebrating her 70th birthday this Friday.

It's going to be a big event.

Favourite performer is going to be there.

DJ Tiësto, We're gonna have gift bags,

oranges, Teslas, Bitcoin, that kind of thing.

I would love for you to come bring your mother.

Oh, oh, you know what?

We couldn't impose.

I insist.

You insist.

Insist this.

How are we supposed to do business together?

We do not know each other's families.

We can't do business.

Come to the event and we'll close the deal.

Not only are

your champions.

Finally, we'll be there.

It's it's a mom party.

Gumby.

Gumby.

I just give me a minute.

I can't feel my face.

Fuck.

Fuck that one.

So fucking terribly.

Not to me.

I feel closer to you than ever.

I'm good.

I'm so.

I'm so sorry again that I threw up on you.

You better clean you up.

OK.

I'll find something.

See, I knew this was going to happen

if I brought you on this business trip.

Lola, you're always doing shit like this.

What about Thank you?

I mean, you were sinking in there and I saved your ass.

Whatever you were doing, you failed.

This is my job.

Why would you lie and tell child that I knew my birth mom?

That's insane.

Insane.

Are you her echo?

Who the fuck asked for your opinion?

What do you expect her to do now?

She could go find her birth mom, just like we always said we would.

Hypothetical.

We don't even know where she is.

What?

You want me to search all of China's?

Give it to me.

Great.

So the other day I may have called the adoption agency

and pretended to be you.

What are you talking about, Billy?

At the time of adoption, she agreed to be contacted.

She's open to meeting you.

Her address is on there.

She lives in hygiene, which is super close to 9 eyes,

and we'll just stay with them.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

He can't handle it.

No.

Why?

Why not?

I can handle it.

My niece like Chinese.

Chinese like super long hair coming out of a mole

and refuses to pluck it because his

bad luck.

Chinese forces you to overeat

and then comments on your weight later.

Chinese like literally take her bra off,

wipe her under boob sweat in the middle of a

Buddhist temple and make you sniff it.

China has a plastic bag full of other plastic bags.

Don't act like you know my family.

You don't know what we've been through.

Look at that.

Look at me.

Look at that.

Take a train and and go straight there high chain

and will be there tomorrow afternoon.

I wanna close this deal

and it'd be really nice to meet your birth mother.

OK.

OK.

Will you guys come with me?

I am here for you.

Thank you.

Really.

I love a grand adventure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

OK.

OK.

So we're going to get.

Yeah.

I'm a boy.

I said like.

Just so you guys know,

I have extra cash in my money belt

and also our passports are

in there too.

Why are you being?

Don't worry, I've got locks on my back.

Just put it in here.

Really.

Of course, make sure your bags are at all times.

It's like the safest place in the world.

I heard that if you're short, you'll get kidnapped.

To go live on a gymnastics farm.

That's not a thing.

All I'm saying is that as foreigners, we need to be extra vigilant.

OK, just keep our heads on a swivel

and watch what we eat

and what we call.

Let's get some snacks.

OK, just come back here, OK?

Because 8 minutes.

OK, guess what?

Remember when I told you I auditioned for that movie?

Sweet home, Orange County?

Well, I got the part.

I'm going to be in LA next summer.

Ohh, congratulations.

Isn't there a chance you're gonna be a too?

Yeah.

This is why I have to close this deal and make partner.

It's gonna be so amazing to have a friend there.

I mean, you really, you really know me.

You know, you've seen a lot.

I've seen a little too much.

Do you think it's OK that I haven't told parents

everything about my past?

And yeah, no, it's totally OK.

I mean, hey, can you?

Not mentioned by the Lolo.

I haven't really told her about it yet.

Is there an issue there?

Yeah, I'm gonna tell her eventually,

but you know, she doesn't have as much going on

as I do.

And I I just think it might be great to have this space.

I get it.

It's between you and me.

Thank you.

Where do we send any car with open seats?

Those guys are shady.

This room here, I'm not really we.

We have to squeeze.

I hate the smell of oranges.

Ohh hi, is anyone else sitting here with you?

No, sorry.

No, they're not sitting here.

Oh, amazing.

Hey, guys, guys, guys, come on.

I found one.

So nice to see an American.

Where are you visiting from?

Ohh actually live in Beijing.

No way.

She lives here.

Yeah, I moved here like I want to say five years ago.

I love it.

Also looking like me here.

I get so much attention.

Totally Asian people with me.

It's just I'm Giselle.

So you like living here.

I love it.

But people are great.

That food is incredible and it's safe.

Is it safe?

Because I I mean.

I just, I hear there's a lot of pickpockets here.

Right?

And Chinese youths are getting really into drugs.

You know, they are.

Chinese kids are cool as fuck.

They fucking party.

You can get anything you want here.

It it's it's so unbelievable.

I mean, anything you want China

white benzos, Bush could.

I'm just curious, what do you do for work?

Oh, I do import.

I do import and then I also do.

That's so cool.

So, like like furniture.

Sure.

I have my period.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Oh, shit.

Bleeding.

Fuck.

So sweet.

Are you serious?

That bitch is so suspicious.

Talking about she's super nice.

OK, I know you chose her because she's American

varsity blue corn fed bitch,

but like,

no, no, she's totally sussed.

There's something wrong with her.

You're not my favourite, but I do agree.

Are you OK?

This is going to kill me.

I know it's hot and you can't open that window.

You looking at

me like that?

What is that?

Tyson, it's the cops are doing the back check.

Yeah, there's a drug dealer on the train.

Who do we think it is?

The family with the oranges.

Audrey, get a fucking grip.

Is this thing

that you're drunk.

You are fucking.

You need to get rid of that now.

Get rid of it.

We need to get rid of that.

Because if I'm going down,

you little dipshits are going down with me.

We're American.

They're going to come after all of us.

Cops ask.

We'll just say we have nothing to do with her.

You're drug dealers now, bitches.

Yeah.

Would you get caught with drugs in China?

We'll get deported or or gaol probably for life.

Famous for gaol.

You guys need to calm the fuck down.

Fucking listen to me, OK?

Since that window is not working, we have two options.

We hide the drugs in our body or we do them.

OK.

I need your help.

You look like you've done a lot of trucks.

That's correct.

You look like you have a lot of things in your asshole

and not a lot of things.

Just one thing,

but maybe different varieties of that one thing.

I mean, you know, you know, you understand.

Cocaine makes me really horny.

You could get really weird.

I know you 2 aren't just people.

I know you're super scared right now.

You're going to need to decide.

You're gonna step up for your fellow country woman

you're going to plug.

Are you going to play?

Neither

is that a condom.

You need to have sex.

Fun group project.

Get in there.

Come on.

Michael Schumacher.

That's right.

And there's this guy I got.

I got guys, I got.

Attention.

Chinese policeman.

Ohh.

Shit.

You're about to get Lloyd.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I know that you think that we have drugs and we do not have drugs.

In fact, I'm.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm infected.

A very good lawyer.

And so I just want you to know that we are citizens of America.

And that is why I rest my case.

Any man.

It's hard.

That's

OK.

OK, just your friends, your kids.

Are you kidding me?

In my life.

OK.

Good.

We're good.

OK, everyone calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Oh my God.

What the fuck?

That American girl stole cat suitcase.

Our passports are in there.

Right side is.

We just got kicked off the train.

We're not hanging by our nipples and a meat freezer.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We do not have our passports.

Then we can't go home.

And if we can't go home,

then we can't go to our jobs.

And we don't have jobs.

We can't get more money to get more coke.

I want more coke.

Anyone else?

I'm sorry.

I'm just on fucking itchy.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Cat Honey.

You good?

Are they coming out?

But only seven.

And I think I put in.

If you get a clean one, could you just keep me posted?

I hate you so much right now.

Just push.

Pull.

I mean push.

Pop it into my asshole.

You just stick your hand up there like a claw machine,

trying to get the stuffed bear.

OK, deeper.

OK, Higher.

OK?

Is that better?

How are you so normal?

You did like, twice as much stuff as the rest of us.

I think all the coke and Molly just bounced out in my system.

I just feel good.

I just watched a child fall through a manhole cover.

Good.

You deserve it.

Little shit.

Beautiful.

So come on.

No.

Yeah.

Is this a hot dog on a stick?

You know what?

Maybe just discounted, it's probably 7.

Have you find cold?

Come back.

Guys, how have we walked for hours and haven't seen one car?

It's all good idea of Baron Davis.

Fuck, the next town is 27 kilometres away.

My basketball Boo is on his way.

OK, Ohh.

Although at this point I don't even want to be rescued, OK?

I cannot be seen in public looking like this.

Yeah, you look like Hello Kitty just got skull fucked by Koropi.

So funny.

Fuck you.

This is all your fault.

How is it my fault?

I'm not.

I'm not the one who chose the train cabin

with the one obvious drug dealer

just because

I'm a wee bit racist against my own people.

I'm not racist.

Not racist But you don't like boba

and you never fucked an Asian guys.

Yeah I'm still no no Remember

that foreign exchange student from Kazakhstan.

Visit Visit Buzet David David.

David is Kazakhstan.

Even in Asia they look kind of Asian sometimes.

Oh my God racist.

When I masturbate I sometimes fantasise about Splinter.

He's a he's a he's a good father.

Right.

I'm sorry, OK.

It's my fault.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

Hi, my phone is dead.

We don't have any food or water.

Never come to China where there's someone on the road all there

is Then you're probably

hallucinating.

OK, maybe because I also see a giraffe peeling off his spots

and throwing them like a

frisbee.

But that's a bus, right?

Baron, I knew you would come for me.

Alright, y'all needed a ride.

OK, so the team is going to give us a ride first thing in the morning

and then we can.

Audrey, are you fucking an Asian guy?

No, no, no, don't.

No, no, no.

Don't get us in trouble.

We're just, you know, just throw our rides.

So let's just be cool.

Be cool.

I'm cool.

I'm very cool.

I'm gonna jaws the fuck out of Baron Davis tonight.

Your work is.

Like I know, but look without teeth not as big.

Can everyone just close our mouths?

Let's just be adults, right?

OK, They're just some normal attractive men.

It's it's nothing to lose your minds over.

OK Oh my God.

Beauty complex.

It was at 8.

I just felt it burst.

Your mouth is pretty fucking big too.

Are you horny?

Finger me twice if you're horny.

Ohh shit.

It's not cheap though.

That's the thing.

You're here.

I have no idea who you are.

China.

Ohh man you know I'm sorry.

Hope you professionally.

Why is Captain like she doesn't know me?

Ohh, my name's not Cat.

Yeah.

No, that's not Cat.

That's.

Or mine on Ron.

This is Harry.

OK.

I'm sorry, OK.

A knockout.

And sometimes I just find myself thinking back to this time

when me and someone who so

much like you, rode out to the Grand Canyon

and my Ford F-150 pickup truck for them,

used to bang this dude.

I'm actually engaged now, so I have.

Them.

That's OK.

Great.

Thank you.

Wow, I'm happy for you on.

That's awesome.

Ohh hey

I'm happy you're good man people.

Matthew.

Britain.

Yeah.

So we know what's happening tonight.

No, no, I I'm not hooking up with Todd.

OK, OK.

I am not horny at all.

The coke that literally just exploded inside my butthole

has no effect on me whatsoever.

I am going to go and have fun deejaying in between your legs tonight.

Ohh shit.

There's talks to me.

OK, Promise me you'll have some fun tonight.

I hit the bar, let loose.

OK.

OK.

Great.

Linsanity

Lin.

Manuel Miranda.

So much to learn.

Finally.

Those two fucking losers are gone.

Now just two Cool Cats.

Dynamic duo them all.

Louise, we hang in or what?

I actually have a lot of.

I got to do some work.

Yeah.

Study buddies, MVP of group projects.

I think it's all on time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Umm.

No, you should.

You should.

You should have some fun.

They seem really nice.

You should go.

All My God.

Wait.

Look, he has a BT shirt on.

You should go talk to him.

Yeah.

No.

OK.

OK.

I'll see you tomorrow.

OK.

Get some sleep.

Ohh Joma.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I don't speak Chinese.

Hi, I'm Kenny.

This is Ivan.

I think he wanted to buy you a drink,

but he only speaks Chinese and Hindi,

which I'm

assuming you.

You don't say ohh no I don't.

Sorry, I'm I'm just a garbage American who only speaks English

and a little Gollum.

High pressure.

That the orbits is.

Do you guys have that here?

Yeah, it's all over the world.

Yeah, yeah, Somebody bagels, yeah.

Hey.

Stop.

Yes, he broke it or something.

Whoa.

Lola.

Yeah.

One more round of yobo, please.

And I know China is supposed to be my homeland, but.

I don't know.

Ever since I got here I just.

I feel like I'm doing everything wrong.

Firstly, there is no way to do Chinese wrong, right?

But secondly, what's the one thing you've been saying the most?

I don't know.

I'm saying I can't eat the food.

I am doing everything wrong.

That's not about that.

Thing is, in China,

the collective is much bigger than the individual, All right?

It's like me and we're not from here.

But now we call this our home, right?

See, He teaches me some Hindi.

I taught him how to fuck spiders.

It's an Australian thing.

You just got to give it some time and find your people.

It was really insightful.

Wait, you and this?

Clarence did have been dating for three years?

They had never had sex.

Cat Wong, I knew in college, couldn't last three days.

That is all in the past.

I am different now.

Catherine Wong has got her shit together.

Getting so many random girls after every game,

so many.

And I just thought to myself, you know, you gotta cut this shit out.

Like,

I got to get serious if I'm ever going to find a real like,

you know, kind of like what

you.

There's actually a clearance, but.

No.

Are you OK?

No, no, I'm fine.

I probably just.

I just pulled something.

Breathe.

Yeah.

OK.

Actually, some of them might have.

OK.

Yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

This is what I've been working on.

He's such a great artist.

How do you come up with this stuff?

I just want people to be more body positive, you know?

Sex isn't shameful.

It's beautiful.

Like the noises.

Come on.

Oh oh,

what?

That shit too.

Look at first.

I know my art seems like it's for shock value,

but I'm just trying to get the conversation

going.

Let them sit down, he says.

He really likes you.

I like him too.

I like both of you.

God, I wish there were more of you guys when I was growing up.

Maybe I would have had an Asian boyfriend by now.

Or two.

Could you put that in there?

But she.

He said he wants to make you scream.

Don't tell him I love that, but.

Maybe better his friend joined him.

Perfect.

Really.

Doing that.

There it is.

I love it.

Give me the basketball.

Give it to me.

Hi, Frank.

I know it's as good as done,

I just need until Friday to make it official.

Don't worry, I'm very, very close.

Finish.

So just keep grinding.

Bend over backwards again.

Yeah, OK, OK.

Thank

you.

Sugar, anyone?

Awesome.

One month or two months 2.

Ohh.

So how was everyone's night?

Restful.

I feel rested.

The beds are comfortable here.

What happened?

So, yeah, torn hamstring.

Arm 10 concussions.

Todd's shattered fucking pelvis.

Hello Kitty cat.

You and your girls destroyed our team.

Now I have to go play the game by myself.

Get y'all ass on the bus.

We you were supposed to be our ride, remember?

What are we going to do?

You know what?

We've gotten this far.

We'll figure it out.

Can I leave the light?

Lord.

Understanding from the team keeps me company till I'm going.

You think she's going to fuck him too?

It is so beautiful here.

I love China.

Do you hear me?

Whoa, China.

Should we tell her that there's a bug on her jacket?

Suppose you run from.

Driver well counting the Chinese way, so 11 I don't understand.

It's just.

So you're sure it's OK for us to stay at your grandma's house?

Of course.

But just know that there are a lot.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Hello.

I'll try that.

Well, again, yeah.

They the mouth.

Other people say hey.

Ohh the minute.

What's he say?

You think you're very beautiful and any mother would be lucky

to have you as a daughter.

Thanks.

Thank you.

She shisha have some chocolate.

This is the chocolate of Chinese Chinese beef.

Sure, this means she likes you.

If you see Russell Stover, you're fine.

You are family.

OK.

Well, you're in love.

So this is the Chinese card game?

No, I just made it up to and their money.

I told them it's an American game.

You're Sula.

Why are you so grumpy?

You should smile more.

Like Audrey.

How do I make a cousin?

It's nice that you have such a big family, not really like my family.

You and me both, really.

I feel like you and your parents are kind of the same.

I mean, you're basically white.

No offence, I'm.

Chinese, I'm not white.

I'm sorry I say so many stupid things.

That's why my family thinks I'm socially awkward and too weird.

Do you think I am too?

No, I know.

I heard you in the airport.

No, I I didn't mean that.

It's OK.

I'm used to it.

What's a company ball ball man?

You know why I like hip hop?

No.

Why?

Because it likes me back.

It's not just awesome songs.

It's about what we created because we love the music.

It's about us.

I've never thought about it that way, The community.

But it's not real.

I haven't met any of them.

I just talked to them online.

I don't have any real friends.

Well, we're friends, really.

Because we're going to be home in a couple of days.

Do you actually think we're going to hang out?

Well, yeah, we could.

I don't know.

Everyone likes you.

You're cool.

Your hair smells like a cookie.

Your life is perfect.

Well, it's not.

But sometimes even I feel like.

You know, I don't really belong either.

You know.

Pressure from me on that point.

No.

So we're going to music.

Do you like to listen to?

And I love Mumford and Sons.

The National.

Maroon 5 The best tea Swift is like.

I've really been liking Cardi B.

Ohh.

No.

You know K pop ohh so much the hip hop.

Why y'all England?

Ohh suck at Val ball.

You in that thing yet?

Almost nice of nine.

And let me borrow this.

You're lucky she likes you.

She doesn't like anyone.

Well, I like her too.

I like your whole family, though.

It's funny.

All night I kept thinking about what it'd be like

if I'd grown up here.

I'd be like everyone else, you know?

People wouldn't stare at me at the grocery store

or ask my parents where they got me

from.

I wouldn't always just be the Asian girl.

You know I could.

I could be the smart girl or or the nice funny girl.

I wonder if I'd still feel like I had to be perfect all the time

just to belong.

Maybe my whole life would be different.

I don't think it would be that much different.

Wow, bitch.

It's nice, right?

China looks good on you.

I kind of love it.

Hey, thanks.

For what?

I'm so grateful that you pushed me to do this.

I don't think I could have done it without you.

I got you.

Ohh wow.

Ohh.

You look borgeous.

You know, I wore that dress the night

I was deflowered by the love of my life.

Grandpa now.

That's it.

You're ready.

Yeah.

Joining the key guy, loyal, quick yeah couple searching you.

Summer.

Hi, my name is Audrey.

I'm.

I'm looking for my mother.

You bought the picture.

Yeah, I just.

That would be nice to have in China.

9.

They didn't.

We didn't go a.

She knew you got Kailah.

Yankee Lamar.

Does she know my mother meets daughter?

Chicken.

Knowing what?

OK, Yeah.

The whole oil.

To explain how some noise.

Financial.

He he took like the final one, but what is she saying?

OK, what's what's going on?

Does she know where my mom is?

I couldn't meet them, cook them in.

Yeah, you, Korea girl.

Your mom's name is Min Park.

That, that, that.

That's a mistake.

I'm, I'm Chinese.

I, I, I went to Chinese school for a year.

I, I we we celebrated Chinese New Year's Eve.

But Korea's great.

I mean there's there's muck, bong, soju, Hyundai,

Gangnam Style, half of Hines Ward,

half of Charles Melton, all of Randall Park.

Four months.

I want my dress back.

Passive hardware.

Stop being so racist.

Christmas.

My whole life has been wrong.

It hasn't.

We're only friends because my parents were like

ohh another little Chinese girl

and everyone's

defence.

We were the only Asian people in town

so we still would have been friends.

Why?

People don't know the difference.

My parents are white,

So what if your end up in the same place

walking around town with

our hands behind her back like this?

Fuck this.

This whole.

Birth mom journeys Bullshit.

You know what?