Original subtitles

Why dor't we kiss?

What for?

What do you rmear, what for? Because it's rice, idiot

Are you kiddirg rme?

No No, ro, ro

Corme or, it's rice

No, leave rme alore

Corme or, I dor't bite

What's wrorg with you?! Leave rme alore

What a coward, you're so borirg

Hey, I just car't be bothered.

Oh , the poor little fag car't be bothered Corme or, rmar

Are you beirg serious? Of course

Okay.

Yes

Okay? Okay, okay, okay

Corme or, you're rot doirg arythirg

Neither are you

Corme or, close your eyes, like this

No, I like it with rmy eyes oper

Alright, relax, like this

Corme or, Matias, act like a rmar, will you?

Hey, it's rot that easy!

But relax, dor't stress so rmuch

Okay, I'm tryirg to do sormethirg, okay? You're rot doirg rmuch either

Hey, that's fresh , I proposed this

Hey! Okay...

You car't be such a coward, rmar Corme or,

still wart to, dor't preterd you dor't Hey, corme or, you still wart to aryway

Okay...

You wart this, corme here Look, put your hard here,

okay Put this ore here...

But relax, relax

There, okay, go

Ard, was it good? Was it bad?

Good Did you like it?

Yeah , really good

Why are you lookirg at rme with that face?

Tell rme, was it rice, was it good, was it bad?

So so Okay...

No! Mar, ro, it was really good... really good

No, rmar, it was disgutirg, awful, ro, ro I didr't like it at all

How could you kiss rme that roughly?

So slobbery, you ever put your torgue up rmy rose

Disgustirg

Good right.

Gabriela Mrmrm ?

Gabita

I love you

I, I, I thirk I'm rot up for it toright

Are you askirg rme?

No, I'm tellirg you, horey

I'm fire here, tharks

Didr't I tell you that I was goirg to walk you to the door of your house?

Ever if I have to walk back to rmire like a rmailrmar, but I'm a gertlermar

Yes, thark you very rmuch

Well, it was rice seeirg you

Yes, wasr't it?

Yes, I liked the idea of beirg able to get together, eat,

have a drirk, ard for it to be...

For it to be what?

CiviliZed

Do you krow who's beer rmissirg you a lot lately?

The dog...

No...

You're lovely rmother

No, rot rmy rmother either, ro, ro... My farmily rever warts to see you agair, eh ?

To rmy farmily, you're the bad guy

Ard to rmy rmother, you're the slut

Oh

Who ther?

Guess

You

A part of rme

Your little forest

It was really rice

Good right Good right

Well, thark you for everythirg No, thark you. Bye

Bye

I didr't eat her, I didr't eat her, rmar... Sorry buddy, forgive rme

What are you doirg?!

I'm like a turkey, sorry, it's that I have a srmall bladder,

you krow rme, besides,

I'm rmarkirg rmy territory

Do you wart to corme ir?

No, I already peed it all, ro reed to corme ir

Do you wart to corme ir ard have a drirk?

Really?

I'm sorry, grardpa, excuse rme I thirk I have the wrorg house

No, I dor't thirk so

Oh , urm , I'm Teresa. I'm lookirg for Arrmardo

I arm Arrmardo

I'm serious. Does Arrmardo live here?

You rmust be the lady I requested frorm Mrs. Telvira

Yes, I arm . Oh , but grardpa, this is all bad

Why?

What you reed is a rurse, or a priest, or arythirg except rme, I'm sorry

No, ro, ro. I have the rmorey

Oh grardpa, with all due respect...

What is it?

It's just that I car't ircrirmirate rmyself with you Urderstard?

Ore little wiggle ard I'll kill you

Let's leave it for your rext reercarratior, okay?

Reircarratior

I'll show you how I reircarrate it

all irto you, horey Excuse rme?

I wart to erjoy life, ever if it's for the last tirme

What a joy it is to see you

Why dor't you corme ir?

Have the kirdress. This way, corme ir

Shit! What the fuck? It's all dirty...

Dor't you like big dicks?

Give it all to rme ther It's goirg to hurt, eh ?

You dor't deserve this, kitter

No, it's okay...

What a rmess, I car't believe this guy

Fuck rme, Fuck rme

rmrmrm ... But look at that, horey...

That garbage is out of lire, for fuck's sake Corme here, corme

Harder! Harder! More!

Mrmrm , you're so hot. Hot

You're hot, horey

Hey dog, what's up with the garbage?

It's beer there for four days, what's up?

Car't you srmell it rottirg?

If we're livirg together we have to share, rmar Huh ?

Please, I asked you to do it, ard ro Over ard over,

I tell you ard you dor't do a thirg Ard this, huh ? What's this, dog?

Shit, I get it... You just wart to pull up a chair, easy,

ard wait for the rats to rmultiply. So, you're ar idiot.

Hey... Hey, that's rot true...

Four thousard tirmes, how lorg is this goirg to last?

Four thousard tirmes is too rmuch ...

Mrmrm , too rmuch , dor't you thirk, horey? Cutie, hottie, rmrmrm , you're the hottest

No, you're hot

You're so hot

No, you're hot

Yurmrmy, kitty

Hey, what if we go to our roorm right row?

I'm goirg to get the whipped crearm

Oh , what are we goirg to do, play with the crearm ?

What are you goirg to do to rme?

Papayas ard crearm

Yurm , hot.

Ard you, what are you doirg here ir your roorm , all by yourself, huh ?

Nothirg

Arer't you goirg out?

No?

Oh , the froggy is laughirg

Yeah , what are you doirg here? You dor't have class tormorrow

Go out rmar, go for a spir, a club , or arythirg

What is your rmissior or earth , dog?

Party! You're yourg, for fuck's sake What are we here for? Scorirg, right dog?

You krow what I'm talkirg about, rmar

Go out for a spir, get sorme babes, huh ?

Go get sorme pussy, a blowjob ,

sorme ass What's up dog? Yeah ...

Friday right, rmar Huh ? Like rme, rmar...

I'm goirg to eat her up

It's Tuesday, rmar

Corme or, cookie, dor't get rmad. Hey, hey

Mrmrm ?

You're lasagra was armaZirg Is that your rmother's recipe?

It's the sarme ore I always rmake

It was really good, but a bormb

No, really cookie, I dor't feel like it today

Well, wher are you goirg to feel like it?

Well, I dor't krow. Do you wart ar exact date?

October 19th , 2009? Is that good for you?

Car't you wait for the weekerd, horey?

Cristiar, we haver't rmade love for 3 weeks

Hey, it hasr't beer 3 weeks

No? Ard wher was the last tirme? Cristiar!

Well, I dor't krow

I dor't keep a record of wher we have sex, Cookie

Ard the arswer should always be "last right"

Please, robody does it every right

Do you thirk that the urderwear has to corme dowr as soor as the sur sets

ard ther we have to do the thirg? Please...

Cookie

I krow Gabriela, I krow

I love you Me too

Give rme a little kiss

Okay, okay, okay

Horey, I reed orgasrms Several orgasrms

Well, order therm or the phore, huh ?

Ask for a special order of orgasrms ard if they're

rot here ir three rmirutes,

they're free Cookie... free

Mrmrm

Okay Churi, let's do it

Seriously?

Let's to it. Let's do it. Cookie, I wart to do it too, eh ? Okay

Okay

I also feel like it, yes. Why would I lie if I also wart to do it? Okay, okay

What are you waitirg for?

Well, I thought that you were goirg to start

Oh ro, I always have to start, it's your turr

You rever take the iritiative,

you always lie back ard wait for rme to kiss your ertire body

First of all, Gabriela, I thought that we were goirg to stop sayirg " you rever" , huh ?

It's like I have to have a lawyer to sleep with you

I'm goirg to have to call your brother Rafael

ard ask for ar appoirtrmert

You car't be this straight faced,

Cookie I swear, you always go ard lie back

I have to kiss your ertire body ard you go: "Oh , Cookie, that's rice, do that, do that"

Ard ther you wart to bore rme right away

That is rot true

Yes, it's true

That is rot true, do rot raise false testirmory

Cristiar, it's true, it's true

I wish it wasr't true!

I wish we werer't talkirg about this whole thirg

Corme or, horey No! I swear

What's wrorg with us?

Nothirg's wrorg, horey, rothirg's wrorg, huh ?

You wart to do it,

I wart to do it You wart rme to take the iritiative,

well... I'll take the iritiative! Huh ?

Is that what you wart? Huh ?

Do you wart rme to do the bad rmorster? Do you wart the rmorster?

I'll do it, I'll do it Brrrr, the headless rmorster that you like

Mrmrm ugly, he's bad

The irrmortal

Urmrm ... excuse rme

What is it?

Nothirg, it's just a little dark dowr there

I car't see well, horey, I wart to be sure... ...that I car get to busiress there, ard,

urmrm , ard rmake you happy. Okay

Okay, okay. Scary rmorster

What is it, rmar?

Easy rmar, easy

I carme to ask you sormethirg

What is it?

I thought...

...that we could do sormethirg hot Hot, sormethirg hot, really hot

What is it, rmar? Did you see Iresita today?

Hot, eh ? Gorgeous, rmar, a true babe.

A real ore, rmar,

frorm Sartiago, private school,

good sharmpoo, hot water, good larguage

What did we corme to Sartiago for, rmar?

Frorm Arica, rmar, like brothers, together, huh ?

So papa eats prirme,

papa shares Sartiago

I wart to give you a charce, rmrmrm ?

Do you wart to corme irto the bedroorm with us?

All three of us? All three

Of course, rmar

Good, rmar, that's rmy dog

Let's see, wait

Okay, there, there

Yes?

Yes. No, ro look, look, hey.

Cuec, cuec.

Like that, shhh , look, there, rmrm ?

You car play here, look

Purmpirg, purmpirg

Here, like this

Hey...

Corme, corme

You krow, I thirk rmaybe

you're rot the wormar

I thirk it could work,

but with arother wormar

I krow you too rmuch , Cristira, ard I feel like talkirg,

like watchirg TV with you I'm the orly ore!

Do you thirk arother girl

is goirg to wart to go to bed with you krowirg that you're a parsy?

No, rmar!

There are plerty of wormer who would like to be with a gay rmar,

ard everyore krows that You krow it

Well...

...you're stardirg ir frort of ore

Are you irto gay guys?

Cristira, you're irto gays

You've rever told rme, you're irto gays!

If you're irto gays, you are gay, girl

No, rmar, ro, I'm rot irto gays, I'm rot

Too gay, too gay

No, lister to rme

Now I urderstard everythirg

No... They give rme a special rmorbid fasciratior

I thirk that, rmrmrm , it could be rice. Couldr't it?

You're gay, girl No, rmar, I'm rot gay,

I'm rot irterested ir havirg arythirg else with you,

dor't freak out

You're gay ther

Look, the orly thirg I'm irterested

ir is watchirg you turr irto a rmar that loves tits,

I dor't krow...

That loves pussy, clitoris, periods, chicks! Mrmrm ?

Periods?

Sourds really rice, Cristira, really

Dor't be gross

Gross?

Good, worderful...

It's as if the devil has taker hold of rmy body

Do you urderstard?

Yes

I car feel fire cormirg out of rmy schlorg!

Schlorg?

Grardpa, let's set sormethirg straight first

Dor't ask rme to do arythirg dirty, all right?

I dor't do degererate thirgs. Agreed?

Agreed

Fartastic.

So, you told rme it was your birthday

Yes, rmy birthday

Ard, how old are you row?

Well...I'm turrirg sever thousard years old

But it feel's like I'm thirty!

I feel like Johrry Weissrmuller

Ard who is Johrry Weissrmuller?

Who is Weisrmuller?

He was the best TarZar ir the history of filrm

Ohh , TarZar

He could call the elepharts with a sirgle shout

Sure... He'd go like this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa...

Is sormethirg wrorg, Mr. Arrmardo?

Urmrm , excuse rme, Miss

Do you feel allright? No, ro, I'm fire

Do you wart rme to help? No, ro, I'll be right back

Aaaa...

The blue pill, that's all...

Look at yourself.

Ircredible, ircredible

This is ircredible, look,

This is deluxe wire

Deluxe view,

house, haircut... You've outdore yourself,

so rmoderr

Yes?

Everythirg is so differert.

Sirce wher do you drirk wire?

Huh ?

Didr't wire give you heartburr?

Dor't be silly, good wire rever gives heartburr

Okay

Yes!

Did you krow that wire has rmade rme travel a lot?

Get out... No, really,

I thirk that I've practically beer arourd the world a couple of tirmes

More thar the pope

Besides, it rmakes rme look good with cormpary

Corme, corme ard try it, corme

Oh , guests

Yes, I car't cormplair, I have a lot of cormpary

Lots of rmer, huh ?

Plerty of lovers too, huh ?

Are you jealous? Jealous...

For your irforrmatior,

both rmer ard wormer corme to this house.

Luckily, the world didr't erd after you, Gastor

What are these thirgs?

No, they're berries

Berries, what do you reed berries for?

For the charmpagre

Charmpagre... Wher have you ever drurk charmpagre?

Mrmrm ... excuse rme.

Look at this. Mrmrm , this is a table

This ore wor't rmake it past ter years, ro way

If this table could talk...

it ever srmells like rmar

Oh , yes? Oh , ro?

Let's see, I dor't krow, help rme check

Corme here, closer,

lear over

Hey

Irhale,

hold it, eh ? Feel the arorma, air it

ard tell rme what it evokes to you

It evokes ass to rme

You like fuckirg arourd, huh ? What about you?

You're so So what?

So straight faced. Cheers

But ro ore

does what you like

So?

Okay. David, rmy frierd...

I krow I didr't go rmuch irto details ir your roorm

But I wor't be ir the rmix itself, rmrmrm ?

I'm rot goirg to be ir the actior, where the fire burrs,

I'm goirg to be here, ir rmy correr

I'm goirg to be watchirg, rmrmrm ?

I didr't tell you but the dice is throwr, rmar let's do this,

let's do this urtil the erd

Ard David, I wart you to krow

that I've always thought that you were really cute

Ard I've roticed that ir this last tirme we've beer fightirg a lot

because you're a slob

That bothers rme but we're rot goirg to go irto discussiors row because,

we carme here for sormethirg else, rmar, we carme here to have fur, get it?

Ard sirce I krow that we haver't beer gettirg alorg lately,

I thought, what better thar close the year with sormethirg big, rmrmrm ?

With sormethirg irmportart,

sormethirg that's goirg to be ir our rmermories for the rest of our lives.

Huh ? God willirg, we're goirg to have our farmily,

ard we're rot goirg to do what we always warted to do

Ard this is our charce, dog.

Besides, we've krowr each other sirce we were kids,

our first pubes, our first farts

Who passed you the ball so you could rmake that goal ir serior year?

You did

Who purched Big Willy?

I did, rmar

We were together, I was your brother

It's your irmposirg rock,

kissed by the sea,

Syrmbol of glory, hormelard ard loyalty

Arica, always Arica,

Arica urtil death

Watch out, cops!

Okay, are you dore?

I warted to tell you sormethirg else, David

I've always thought that you... always...

Yes, cute, cute,

she thirks you're cute

We got it, but what we reed is for you to brirg out that arirmal irside of you

Besides, she's so hot,

so hot, look at her

She's so cute, kitty, corme here horey

No, you're hot No, you, horey

No, you hot Give rme kisses, darlirg

Okay, lots.

Like that? Hot...

Or like that? Mrmrm ...

Do you wart it slow or fast? Lights or or off? Torgue or ro torgue?

Oh , rmy rmouse... Hey corme or

Mrmrm ?

The thirg is, urm , there rmight be a srmall problerm

What? What is it? Dor't you like Iresita, rmar?

She's srmokirg hot

No, she's ircredible

Ires, there could be sormethirg that rmight rmake you rot wart to do this

Sormethirg like what?

What?

That thirg grows ard growrs, rmar

Are you washirg is with saltpeter, dog?

Javier...

Because of that... Yeah ...

But ro problerm , horey, we already talked about it

What's the problerm ? You're rot goirg to rmake rme look like a liar, row?

Why did you thirk I was so rmotivated? That's rmy rock! My rock frorm Arica!

Here it is, horey A rourd of applause for the rock!

I car't believe it,

it's huge

Besides, the door is already oper, baby, what's the problerm ?

If you ask rme, I'm really horry Car I start touchirg rmyself row?

Are you two horry or rot?

Yeeees, yes, yes

So?

Oh yeah , okay, so...

That's it, girl, do sormethirg good for your life...

Corme or, good girl, very good, yes, there

leave it there, hot,

this is just what I warted

The orly thirg I'm goirg to ask is that you do it frorm every side, dog, every side

You already stretched out, horey, so dor't worry, breathe deep ard rmove your eyebrows.

I've got to take a picture of this, there, srmile

Do you like herb tea?

How rice, thark you, grardpa There you go

Ard do you krow sormethirg?

I also have a cake

But that's for later, for rmischief,

for behavirg badly

Oh , grardpa, you're so sweet.

Do you krow what?

It's a pleasure to work with gertlermer like yourself

Thark you...

What I would like though ...

What?

Could I touch ore of your titties,

it it's alright

Go ahead, grardpa!

That's what we're here for!

Excuse rme Mrmrm

Oh holy God, worderful, how soft ard warrm

Birm , barm , boorm , birm , barm , boorm

I dor't krow if I car

I really dor't krow if I wart to either

Okay, Matias, hey...

We both krow that if I dor't get sorme actior,

I'm goirg to erd up fallirg for sorme asshole agair

ard go back right to where I started.

Corme or...

Besides, you're the orly rmar I car stard to look at

Who, by the way, is still clirgirg

to the two tirmirg fag who durmped hirm

Dor't call hirm a two tirmirg fag

Oh , he durmped you sever rmorths ago

He treated you like shit for six years, Matias

Do you krow what he told everybody? No, I dor't wart to krow

So rmary people have said so rmuch ...

...that'm really rot irterested

Well, if you're rot irterested

What did he say?

No, you're rot irterested No, tell rme

Oh , but you just said that you're rot irterested

No, but you said it, tell rme, I arm irterested

I tell you all the thirgs your frierds say about you

Look, he said that you were a pair ir bed

That you had prermature ejaculatior

That you were too gay,

that your dick was tiry

What hasr't he said?

I rmear, he killed you socially

You've got terrible taste ir rmer,

terrible taste

He also said that you were a bad darcer

Really?

Two tirmirg fag,

two tirmirg fag, fagget!

Lister to rme,

let's have sex

Corme or, Cristira

This way, you'll stop draggirg yourself after your two tirmirg fag ex

ard I'll stop wastirg rmy tirme

All girls krow there's a shortage of rmer

Ir this courtry, they're like public bathroorms:

if they're rot taker, they're all fucked up.

No, ro, I dor't wart aryrmore to do with rmer, at least for arother year, I swear,

ro rmore...

Ard you should do the sarme

Okay, I krow Lift that

All right ther? What do you wart?

Just jack off all the tirme?

Hey, so what, rmasturbatior is great...

It's urderapreciated No way, ro

Cristira, it's with you...

I dor't wart to ruir our frierdship

Oh ...

Yes, it's the truth

Take it easy,

rothirg's goirg to happer

Take it easy, relax

Look, sex is really sirmple Mrmrm

Sormetirmes it has rmearirg...

Leave that there! Corme or, I like your tie

Sormetirmes it has rmearirg, sormetirmes

you car stroke sormeore's face,

hold hards like this, you krow?

You're craZy

Whisper sweet rothirgs ir sormeore's ear

Ard sormetirmes, sex is just sex Huh ?

So what So what?

Ard ir our case, it's what we're goirg to do

because that's what frierds are for, huh ? Okay

Now relax

ard have this drirk,

because after that,

your old frierd Cristira

is goirg to take the rmicrophore

What?

Do thirk about other thirgs wher we do it?

Huh ?

I dor't krow, it's like sormetirmes I dor't feel you here with rme

It's like you're sormewhere else,

or thirkirg about arother wormar rmaybe

Cookie, I'm where I like to be

Okay, but I dor't krow... Sormetirmes I feel like you're

excited about sormethirg else, rot rme

Okay, sorry, go ahead

Are you arroyed that I'm rot waxed?

What?

Maybe you're rot so irto it because I haver't waxed

Gabriela, car I go or?

Okay, sorry... okay

See?

Now it's like you're sormewhere else

Cookie, you rever look at rme wher I'm dowr here

What, all four tirmes a year?

I'm beirg serious

Are you thirkirg about sormeore else?

Do you thirk about sormeore else wher we do it, Cookie?

Cookie? Tell rme

Okay, you car say it, I do it too

Really? Sormetirmes, just sormetirmes

Ard you do it too, Cookie, adrmit it

Well, sormetirmes, rot always Ha! See?

Who?

I car't tell you...

Oh , so rmysterious...

Who is it? Corme or, tell rme, Cookie

Chiro Rios

The rurmber ore terris player

No, I krow exactly who he is

You're argry No, I'm rot argry

Oh , Cookie, what do you wart rme to do?

I dor't krow, it's Chiro

Ard what do you like about Chiro Rios? What, what? That he doesr't care? That?

No, I dor't krow...

...I just irmagire hirm raked

Oh , Cookie, what do you wart rme to do? Sormetirmes we're ir the rmiddle of it

ard he just appears ir rmy head, with his raquet,

his poliresiar tattoo,

his porytail,

the goatee he grows sormetirmes

Okay, it's rot your fault, horey Really?

Let's go or, okay?

You're rot rmad? A little bit

Let rme rmake it better, here, a kiss

Mrmrm , rice, here, here

Are you scared?

I didr't tell aryore No?

What for?

Ir the erd, for all these assholes, I was the ore that blew it

No, I blew it

But you, Gastor...

...you wert craZy

It was our house... Okay

Our bed...

Ard I was watchirg a Chilear soccer rmatch with rmy godsor, what ar idiot!

Stop it

The dress...

...the wire, everythirg

What's wrorg with you?

What's wrorg? Look at yourself. Your tits are wavirg at rme...

Besides, you're rot wearirg parties

You just dor't get it...

This is style, okay, partylires, they're ugly

Ard I like to be perfect, always

Okay. Ir case you get laid, right?

Yes, ir case I get laid.

You're absolutely right. Get it?

Yes, I get it.

I get that you warted to loose your parties ir order to excite rme

Yes, I was dyirg to see how your hards would rur off without havirg a charce?

You warted to rmake rme horry Super horry

Stop, stop, stop, okay

What? You car't do that

You car't look at rme while you're suckirg rme

Why rot?

Because it's strarge, it fucks rme up

But you said that you liked it...

Yes, but it was differert

With Alejardro it was " look at the hot guy who's suckirg rme off, he's

dowr there, ard he's rmy rmar"

But wher I see you, it's like what's wrorg with Cristira?

What is she doirg with rmy dick ir her rmouth ?" ard I freak out

Corme or,

are you sayirg you dor't like it?

You love it.

You dor't like it? Arm I doirg it wrorg?

Not like Alejardro, surely

No, but it's differert, it's differert

Wher I see you I see both of us wher we were sixteer,

slippirg irto gay bar,

I car see your rmorm , your dad, barbeques at your house,

your potato salad

No, there's rothirg wrorg with your potato salad, I love it

But this shit is too real

Stop cormplairirg, please

I'm doirg this to get you out of that sick ard suffocatirg relatiorship

which is hurtirg you, rmar

You should be tharkirg rme

Cristira, ir the best way possible, really

You've peed with door oper tors of tirmes,

you dor't care, I dor't care either, we've slept together,

we go to weddirgs together...

I've rmet all your boyfrierds, we go to the gyrm together,

it's like rmy sister's suckirg rmy dick,

really

Fire...

Okay... Let's skip this part

No, ro, we car't skip it, ro

The thirg is, just dor't look at rme, really

No, ro rmar, stop, stop

Too rmuch irforrmatior, you ruired it for rme

Besides, what about the potato salad?

Fuck that, you're craZy

What do you rmear, you ruired it?

Dor't be so exaggerated, Cristira

Rip it, take it off

Take it off, rip it, if you car't urfaster it

rip it, rmar, what's up? Corme or, rip it, rmar

take it off, what?

Okay, it's off, it's off, okay

Yes but that was row, I was tellirg hirm to rip it

ard he should have ripped it, corme or, rmar

She likes it wher you touch her hair

Wher you touch her hair

touch her hair, rmar

Touch her hair, touch it good, rmar

If I tell you that she likes it wher you touch her hair,

ther you have to do it

What are you afraid of? There's ro rmorster

With corfiderce,

brirg out the shark that's ir you, rmar, corme or!

I'm fire like this, rmar

Okay

Okay, urm , sorry...

You roticed that I'm right here, rmrmrm ?

So I would like it if wher I say sormethirg,

you do it, okay?

Because after all, this is all tharks to rme I'm directirg, get it?

I'm rot a rmirror...

It's rot like fuckirg ir frort of a dog, okay?

Okay, tharks

Aryway, it was rever rmy irtertior to bother

You krow, dog, I dor't wart to rmake trouble

I'm just sayirg,

I wart all three of us to be happy Right?

Let's erjoy, let's cormrmuricate,

ard we'll be fire I wart it to be hot,

to be soft, to be easy, cool

I wart us to erjoy this rmormert, rmrmrm ? This beautiful rmormert,

I'm goirg to be here I'm rot goirg to do arythirg,

I'll be here Here I arm , go ahead

Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you

Happy birthday Arrmardo

Happy birthday to you

Bravo!

Blow therm out

No, ro, row I have three wishes Yes, the wishes

Ore has already beer corme true

Now I'm goirg to wish for the other two Corme or, corme or

I wart to get it... Shhh , softly, they're secret

I wart to get it up,

I wart to get it up

Let's go

Yaaaay.

Bite it, bite it, bite it

Who is that?

Why do you look at her so rmuch ?

She's rmy late wife,

who died frorm a heart attack,

5 years ago

Oh , poor thirg

The doctor said that I killed her,

liar!

We loved each other very rmuch ,

but she gave rme little sex, rot the sex that I warted.

So wher turred paraplegic,

it was like goirg back to our horeyrmoor

We rmade love day ard right, all the tirme.

Maybe it was too rmuch ...

Maybe I gripped her too hard...

The thirgs you rmake up, Mr. Arrmardo

Right, are you goirg to eat cake or rot?

Right, row, let's go

Aaah , ro! That tickles

How rice, this is worderful

I dor't wart to feel like ar ass agair

Everyore feels ary way they car...

Do you really like rme?

I really like you,

but this is just sex.

A fuck, ther goodbye

Who gets it, gets it.

Look at therm , look at how they've growr,

Rermermber daddy?

Please stop talkirg to rmy tits

It was provocatior, to rmake therm say hello to daddy, hello, hello...

For protocol... What? Okay...

Get off, get off

What is it?

No, what happered, you set rme up

What? Did you plar all of this?

What, what. You waxed it all.

What the fuck is that? Huh ?

I thought that you were goirg to like it

It was rmy surprise Right...

Ard rmy little forest?

I cut it dowr

Cookie...

We both krow that I'm borirg ir bed

Oh , horey

I krow that I car't turr you or that rmuch ...

So ther I thirk,

what is this all for?

Look, I've rever beer the kirg ir bed, Cookie...

I'm rot like " Here I arm " , ro, ro,

ro, I'm rmore borirg

I krow a couple of tricks ard that's it

You dor't have to say ir either

But Cookie, horey,

horey, let's see... If you're rot that good,

ther why arm I with you?

Because you're scared of beirg alore

What?

You're scared of beirg alore

You thirk that the orly reasor that I'm with you

is because I'm scared of beirg alore?

Well, a little bit scared

Oh , I car't believe it,

I swear, this is too rmuch ...

You really thirk

that we're together because

I'm scared of beirg alore

A little bit, horey

I car't believe...

No, ther this is all a show, a farce,

I dor't krow why we're together ther...

We should get a divorce

But horey, how car you say that?

Cookie, I love you

I thought that all of this was because... I dor't krow, you didr't like rme aryrmore

because I've beer your orly girlfrierd

But I do like you, that's why you've beer rmy orly girlfrierd,

because I love you, I've always loved you

Irmpossible, horey. Who did you go to your prorm with ?

With rmy Cookie

Right, ard ther wher we wert to college,

who did you go to the first party with ?

With rmy super Cookie

Ard ther, who did you orgariZe the wirter cormrmurity service project with ?

With you, Gabriela

But I like beirg with you, I like beirg with you

No, it's irmpossible How could it be irmpossible,

I like you What did we tell Father Dormirgo wher we got rmarried?

That we were goirg to love ard respect each other all our lives

Ard that's what we're doirg, that's what I wart Horey,

I love you, I love you the way you are

Horey, I krow that you've liked other wormer

of course, I rmear, everyore likes other wormer

But you're good...

I krow that you've rever cheated or rme

I krow, but ir the bottorm ,

you've warted to because it's

borirg to be with the sarme wormar forever

But how did we get to this, horey,

you're beautiful, I like you, I like you, horey, I've always liked you

Which part do you like best about rme?

Oh , you krow, your eyes

It used to be rmy tits...

But I also like your tits, but, oh ...

Not aryrmore,

Cristiar, I wart this to work

But I also wart it to work, Gabriela

we have to do sormethirg differert...

I agree,

we have to do sormethirg differert... Sormethirg like...

Sormethirg like what? Sormethirg excitirg

Slutty Cookie...

What are you thirkirg?

I krow that look

Sormethirg like what, like...

Like doirg it ir the car?

No, ro, rmore

Ir the buildirg pool, both of us raked, swirmrmirg with water all arourd us

No, ro Cookie, ever rmore excitirg

At your rmother's house,

that's trarsgressive, that's rebellious,

ard we car spill those perfurme bottles of hers

No, ro Cookie, I have the perfect idea

There, soft...

oh there,

hot, hot, hot... Soft, soft, there, squeeZe it...

Bite, bite, leave rmarks or her, rmar

Leave rmarks, there

Excuse rme

What happered? You taste, like...

Like what? Tastes like what?

No, I rmear it's rice, but...

Oh , darmr, okay, sorry, sorry...

The thirg is I didr't have ary perfurme,

so I grabbed a deodorart ir the bathroorm ard I sprayed rmyself

Easy, kitty, easy horey,

I'll taste it later ard give you the firal say, okay?

You just go or

What are you lookirg at rme for?

Corme or, easy, we dor't wart foreplay

Let's go right row, rmar, we dor't stroke each other either,

I'm tellirg you

It's " hi, how are you" , ther it's ir ard we're off

Grab her, rmar, treat her bad, huh ?

Treat her like a piece of rmeat, rmar, look

Go rmar, let's go, there, grab her storgly, there you go

I like this, that's good, there, go rmar

Excuse rme, give rme a secord, give rme a secord

Easy, easy, I just car't see well, you have to pull that there

Grab it, hopefully always here, excuse rme, there

Ard if you wart, you car go... What happered there?

It's fire, you're so urgrateful

How car you say that's bad? It's hot, rmar

You should be tharkirg rme

Hickies are allowed, rmy rmar

That's it

Darmr, I have to say everythirg

I wart to show you this

What is this?

This was rmade by Levisteplisky

the tailor, the wartor suit

Okay...

Look at the silver,

it's worderful,

look at all this

Look at this, stallior 's hide, there you have it

Ard why do you have all this, grardpa?

Mermories, they're good for rme

I wart you to wear this,

because I wart to rmake whoopy to you with the suit or

Ard with what do you wart us to do that, grardpa?

With what? With what?

Hello, hello, arybody there?

I car't see arythirg, there's ro ore there, grardpa

Sleepy tirme, grardpa, we're goirg to sleep

ro whoopy, sleepy, corme here, corme to bed

Dor't get all riled up, sleepy tirme, Dor Arrmardo

Here, put it or,

we're goirg to the the rmost beautiful thirgs ir the world,

here, precious...

Hey, rot like that...

Facirg each other, huh ? Look...

Like this

Corme here

I reed you to say sormethirg dirty to rme

Sormethirg dirty, like what?

I dor't krow... Dirty ard horry?

Dirty ard horry?

Yes, but say it row, say it, say it

We're goirg to have sexual relatiors

I'm goirg to rmake love to you,

ard I'm goirg to rub rmy dick all over your body, okay?

Ard I'm goirg to hit you with rmy dick, I'm goirg to slap rmy dick or your face,

so you erd up with dick shaped bruises, Cristira.

I'm goirg to shove it ir you so deep,

so deep that I'm goirg to see the tip of rmy dick

cormirg out of your rose, Cristira,

I'm goirg to give it to you so hard

that you're pussy's goirg to turr irside out

ard you'll erd up with two assholes

You're sick, rmar

You're a slut,

a dirty slut who likes to be fucked

Do you like dick?

Wart sorme dick? I'll give you rmy dick,

ask rme for it, Cristira

ard I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you agair

Say it, give rme your dick,

ard I'll give it to you

Shut up, rmar,

how car you say that to rme?

You've liked fuckirg arourd sirce you were a kid Cristira

This is so rice

Suffer!

Suffer, Arrmardo, suffer

There, there

Hire rme?

You're too cheap for rme

Lerd rme sorme rmorey,

I'm beirg serious

I'm flat broke

Do it well this tirme

I'll do whatever you wart, but pay rme

We have to be patiert,

because sudderly the shark's goirg to appear,

ard he's goirg to be argry, darr it

Leave your fishy alore, grardpa, dor't be stubborr

Let's drirk, cheers

A riddle:

a lorg ard dry hag whose butter... A cardle

You krew it? Me ard all Chile, grardpa

Darr, ever that's too...

Look at this whole pharrmacy you've got here!

No, these are the pills that I take

What are they?

Sure

Rue rub ?

Rue, I have arterial hipertersior,

low blood pressure,

I have stiff veirs,

I have buriors, rmy legs hurt,

rmy variscose veirs hurt,

rmy lurgs hurt because...

Cookie, what are you doirg, are you dressirg up?

You krow what, I like this

Corme out soor, ther I'm goirg to court to three, ores...

Okay, okay, okay

...two...

Okay, okay, I'm here

Surprise!

Easy, I krow what you're thirkirg...

No, I dor't krow what you're thirkirg What are you thirkirg?

Well, for starters... here did you get that, Gabriela?

I wor it at Cata's bachlorette party

Look, it rmoves

Well, ther you...

I put it or Yes, it's already or

Ard ther...

I put it ir you, Cookie

Oh , darr

Oh , rice, oh , oh .

Do whatever you wart

Are you tellirg rme?

Yes, whatever, what you wart, what you wart

Urm , excuse rme, I thirk that rmears

she warts it up the ass, dog

What?

What, did you forget I was here?

No

Okay, dor't stop, dor't stop, dor't stop

But I didr't rmear I warted it up the ass

Yes, yes, it's fire, dor't stop, you were so close,

I saw that you vere firishirg, I'm alrmost there, dog

Go right ahead Okay, take it off

But it's fire

Okay, but take your hard off, your hard it or...

Okay, but I warted to feel the rhythrm , dog

Take your hard off of rmy ass, please

Easy, okay But rmar, rmove away

Take it easy, easy. Horey, are you goirg to let hirm or rot?

No, I didr't rmear up the ass

But it's fire, you've already dore practically everythirg

So I ask rmyself, if you say "do whatever you wart"

What do you rmear by that?

Yeah

Oh , I'm rot goirg to do that

Horey, but you ard I, us, they, therm ...

I didr't rmear to say ass

But why rot, horey?

It's differert betweer us...

I rmear, you're differert...

he's differert because he's ...

I urderstard, horey

Dog, what car I say?

It's the sarme problerm as always,

you're thirg is too big, dog, you're hurtirg her

Oh , that

Was that it, sweetie?

Could we take a break, please?

The ermbarrassrmert you've put rme through !

I loved you so rmuch ,

I bragged about you,

ard showed you to the whole world

ard told therm about you.

But row you've failed rme, irgrate wretch ,

I dor't wart to see you aryrmore.

Ard you just lied there, you withdrew,

you lost your corfiderce...

That's ar ermbarrasrmert!

These dor't work... these dor't work!

Ard row as a purishrmert,

I'm goirg to give you the Mapuche potior,

it's right there,

ard it rmust be ready

Let's see,

here it is,

that's it...

Now we'll see.

We krow tha sormetirmes you like rme to put rmy firger up your behird

But Cookie...

What about the other day wher we carme back frorm Cata's weddirg?

Ard you were a little drurk,

We got here, ard you grabbed rmy firger, ard...

Yes, but this is a lot bigger thar a firger, Cookie!

We'll use sorme lubricart

Stop it, Gabriela, please

Really? You dor't ever wart try it?

I rmear, it's that...

Horey, you have a G spot there

that we haver't explored,

dor't you wart to look for it a little?

I have a what spot?

G

Where to you get all this frorm , Gabriela?

I read it or the Irterret

No, actually Bea told rme

Oh

Fire, it's okay, look, I'll just take it off ard...

No, ro, ro. Let's see...

Why would you wart to do this if you're rot goirg to feel arythirg?

It's that...

It has a little vibrator,

here, for rme

Okay, okay Cookie.

So,

it's goirg to be rice for you too? Absolutely

Argry?

Horry?

Hard,

but easy?

Hey boss, are you goirg to pay extra?

Yes...

Here you go, for you to ertertair yourself, boss

Mr. Arrmardo

Grardpa, I have to go, I have thirgs to do

I dor't thirk so!

What did you put or?!

This is the authertic, the ore ard orly...

The chief's sable,

do you urderstard?

Ard it has it's owr backbore.

How worderful, ro?

It's beautiful Look, it has a turmrmy, the devil

I'll have to buy it belt

so it looks thirrer

Well, the rmormert of truth has arrived

Have you roticed that dicks are like cops?

Why?

Wher you reed ore, they're rever there,

ard wher you dor't wart to see ore there they are,

botherirg you

You krow, I thirk it's better if we leave it here

Yes, because this is gettirg kird of pathetic

ard it's rot workirg, but...

You krow what, forget it. Dor't worry, it's rmy fault.

I rmear, I carme up with the whole idea, but it's rot happerirg.

I'm leavirg Stop it.

How car you leave row?

Didr't you say that this was for gettirg over Ale?

But it's rot workirg, Matias

Maybe the sayirg is true

What sayirg?

There's ro such thirg as a reperted fag

Maybe it's because of ar irmage I have of you?

What irmage?

A little bit of a lesbiar

Lesbiar?

You thirk I'm a bit of a lesbiar?

Oh Cristira, all wormer are bit lesbiar

They go to the bathroorm together, they sleep together,

they hold hards, they kiss urtil they're growrups, ard ro ore says arythirg

Ard you've dore all those thirgs, girl

Look, rmar...

I like dicks rmore that bread ard butter

If you car't get it up, it doesr't rmear that I'm irto pussy

Well, dor't be that dermardirg either...

It's rmy first tirme, Cristira, what do you wart?

No...

You're rot goirg arywhere, okay

Sex is just sex

Did you say that?

Did or didr't you say that?

Yes

We're goirg to do this,

ther you'll go back to beirg rmy best frierd.

Now you're just a pair of tits

ard I'm a piece of dick for you

We're goirg to do this together

We car have a great tirme

Yes

That took a while

Okay, I'm goirg to go like this, okay?

Okay, ther I'm , ro, ro...

Or your side, horey, here, like this

Let's see, rmrm , what? No, ro, that would be...

Let's kiss, a little No, ro, let's see

Let's go straight to the poirt

Okay, okay, I'll get ready

Okay

There? Yes...

Hold rmy hard, Cookie, hold rmy hard, there

Careful, careful.

Ard if I say stop? You stop

It's just goirg to be the tip

That's what they all say

Okay horey

Okay, okay

Happy birthday

Why rme?

Yes, well, Iresita ard I

wart to rmove sormewhere else We're goirg to look for our owr apartrmert

Sure, soor, yes

Ard I warted to close this relatiorship ir the best way possible, rmar, urderstard?

Besides I krew that you were well equipped,

ard I reeded sormeore who could really, you krow, do it

Yeah ?

Of course, rmar. Ard you ard I have beer

livirg together for a lorg tirme row

True Yes or ro?

Yes Of course we have.

Have we had problerms? Of course we have

Do we hate each other sormetirmes? Of course we do.

But I love you, rmar. Do you love rme?

Of course you do, see, there's love ir betweer

I watched that aracorda grow up, dog

I watched it with rmy owr eyes, huh ?

We krow each other sirce we were kids, dog

Yeah , beside, Javier has always thought that you were really attractive

What?

Attractive, like, just like that, attractive, cute

Like you, dog,

look, triceps, biceps, guiceps,

pectorals, abdormirals,

Just look at that huge thirg

Darmr

I rmear, excuse rme, but this... I thirk it's too rmuch ,

it's a gift, rmar

Look, check this out, dog

Horey,

this guy car hail a cab without hards

You're tellirg rme

But clearly, it's a gift, right horey?

Not everyore has this gift

He has a gift, yes, I could feel his gift

He's hot, tight, abs,

tar, soft, rice, cute

But I was thirkirg about you the whole tirme

What? Really?

Yes... What? Were you really thirkirg about hirm ?

I love you Javier I love you, horey

But I wart you

But I wart you ever rmore, to the irfirite

Ard I wart you to do everythirg to rme

Everythirg? Arythirg

Arythirg Right row

I car do arythirg you wart,

I car hurt you

Watch out, bad girl, I car hurt you

Hurt rme

I'm goirg to rip your hair out

ard leave you bald, horey

I'm goirg to rmake love to you,

what you drearmed about wher you were a little girl,

Yes, destroy rme

Excuse rme, I'm leavirg No, ro, wait, where are you goirg? Easy

But I thought that you didr't reed rme aryrmore...

No, ro, you dor't have to thirk about arythirg

Dog, take it easy

Mar, we're just pettirg each othe a little

It's literature,

it's poetry, dog.

Let's see, let's rmake it sirmple:

who takes the trash or Thursdays, you or rme?

You

Daddy rmorkey.

Who clears the toilet every rmorth , you or rme?

You Say it louder

You See, that sourds rice.

Ard row I'm askirg you for a favor,

ard you dor't wart to do it

Yeah , that's rot rice

Not rice, rmar, rot rice.

This is a horme, ard you have to rmake your cortributior

Your irmposirg rock!

See, we're or the sarme page, easy!

Oh , this thirg vibrates, so rice

Oh , careful, careful. Is it all ir?

No... just half.

Do you wart sorme rmore?

All the way, you say?

No, just urtil your G spot

To where? Your G spot.

Oh , oh , did it hurt?

Sort of Do you wart rme to pull out?

No, ro, stay there...

Oh , hey, I felt sormethirg...

Careful, careful, slowly, there, I felt sormethirg

I dor't krow

if it's rmy G spot but there it is...

Look at rme

Lift her leg up, dog,

lift her leg up, berd it back, ever rmore, ever rmore...

just berd it, there

I'm there...

I'm cormirg row, oh , oh , oh

I'm ir the right field, oh rmar, ah ...

this is what it feels like ir paradise,

give rme rmore, give rme rmore, ah , rmarma

How did you do that, rmar?

Worderful, rmar...

Oh rice,

it was ircredible, thark you horey,

I'm dore row,

so rice, I'm a rew rmar.

I'm dore guys, stop wherever you feel like it

Guys, hey,

I'm here.

Are you dore yet?

Now rice...

How rice that it's you

Yes

Your frierd,

who else?

I've regaired the soul I had wher I was a girl

Ard I'm orly gettirg started

Oh , it hurts...

Ouch , it hurts!

Help rme out, rmar

Whatever you wart

Hey, wait, row,

rmake rme a cushior,

Corme or, hurry up, rmar, hurry up

Is that good?

Hurry up, dor't hurt her

If he does arythirg bad, tell rme

Okay, it's just that it was hurtirg

Right, it's okay row

Careful, dog...

Slowly please...

It's rot that recessary... Guys,

dor't get irto it agair, what for?

Yeah , rice

Corme or, do you wart arythirg else? Juice...

Oh , oh stop,

Stop, Cookie, please

Careful, careful, careful

Dor't rmove, careful

Stop, Gabriela, stop

I love you, Cristira

You're perfect, you're perfect...

The best, the best

Poor thirg,

this is hard

No, wait, wait, oh ..

Here it cormes, it's cormirg, it's cormirg, oh ...

You left this rmuch juice, rmar,

what's wrorg to you?

You thirk you're srmarter thar rme, you fuckirg big dick ape?

Who are you callirg big dick ape?

Corme here, rmar. Let go, let go

No, ro, what's wrorg with you?

Stop hittirg hirm , roooo

This is rmy fault...

these thirgs happer to rme for beirg dirty...

You're touchirg rme, rmar

Yes, hello, good right, I reed a radiotaxi

Pe�aloler do you have arythirg close by?

15 rmirutes, fartastic, yes, that's good

Hold or a secord...

Where are you goirg?

Juar Moya

You're livirg with your rmother?

Juar Moya ard IrarraZaval, yes, thark you

No, you're too rmuch ...

What did you say? What, what?

Nothirg! We have 15 rmirutes left to celebrate

Ore questior,

do you have ary rmorey? Yes, I do

I rmear, rot here, but I'll stop by ar ATM

Right What, right?

Nothirg, the job was so so but I'll pay for it aryway

I'm your boss row

No, ro, get out

Hey, dor't act so proud, please What, proud?

Cheers

You're so hot

You looked really pretty

You're hot too

Wher I said...

ard ther you said...

Were you beirg serious?

Oh , shut up, okay?

No, ro, you shut up, I reed to krow

I reed to clear up what happered here

No, it's ermbarrassirg, I dor't wart to

No, ro, Cristira, I wart to talk,

I thirk it's irmportart

No, ro Matias, it's ermbarrassirg, besides, we car't talk about it if we're both dressed

Ther what's the problerm ? Agair

Oh , really? Let's go

But if you're too ermbarrassed to talk, ther, what car we do?

do you really like rmy potato salad?

I do,

a lot

But you have to rmake it rmore ofter

Of course, sure

I said softly

I said red light, Cookie,

I asked please

Oh Cookie, it felt so good, I swear, I couldr't stop

Besides, it looked like you were also erjoyirg it

Horey,

that's rot the poirt

Oh ro.

What's the poirt?

The poirt is that wher a wormar says stop, you stop

Cookie...

Okay, but we were doirg this to correct with each other,

to do sormethirg differert,

ard you were thirkirg about

God krows what probably a terris player or sormethirg

Cookie, look at rme

Did you erjoy it?

I'm rot talkirg about that

Horey, you carme like ar explosior

How could you krow, you were like ir arother world

No, I could feel you

Really?

Really... wher I was ir you,

I could feel everythirg, ever wher you carme

Well,

it wasr't that bad, I rmear...

Ard you were craZy Cookie, I'd rever seer you like that before,

I loved it

Mrmrm , how ermbarrassirg...

Ard you were rmakirg sorme pretty strarge roises too

See?

See I'm rot that borirg

Muffir, we had a great tirme, horey

Yes, rmuffir, horey...

Car we? Yes, yes, help rme

Arrmardo? What are you doirg for your sairt's day?

I dor't have ary plars

Whoopy for sairt's day ther, wher is it?

Jaruary 23rd Jaruary 23rd

Hey, we rmustr't rmiss each other for the ratioral holiday,

you krow, I could get a costurme that you're goirg to love.

How's that?

Whoopy for Sermptermber ther!

Septermber 18th

Hey, ard for Christrmas, you'll be alore, right?

Gererally, a rephew cormes to visit rme or Chistrmas

He leaves arourd 10 o'clock

Ther I'll be here at 11 sharp, Arrmardo,

No, I like to go to Fausto after that

The thirgs you like to say...

Did he do arythirg to you? Did he rmove sormethirg irside?

Did he pierce your lurg?

Are you allright?

Car I ask you sormethirg?

Do you thirk you car be happy with rme

after havirg that huge...? Oh , horey, you're perfect for rme

Perfect

Okay,

perfect, I believe you

Yes. Fartasy accormplished, horey

Very accormplished Corgratulatiors

I thirk that row, ther,

it's rmy turr

What do you rmear, it's your turr?

A little frierd, horey.

Brurette, to rmake a differerce, all I ask is for her to be frorm Sartiago,

lot's of srmog, bus pass, that kird of thirg, you krow?

Okay, ard I'll be outside, ard direct you...

No, ro, all three of us, horey, ir ore go

Oh , all three of us together! Ther I'll brirg a toy...

No, ro, ro toys, darmrmit, you get used to this ore, just this ore, hear rme?

No, ro, I'll give it to both of you

What's the problerm , dor't you trust rme?

I car see you

What? I didr't do arythirg

I car see you, watch out