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Dick is my first boyfriend this month

I feel it's time to ask him to eat at my house.

Mrs. Fang said "Cooking for a man can test his love"

If he says it's good even if you feed him shit

it means he still loves you.

If he complains about the quality of the food

be prepared for a break up

That's too cruel to women.

I don't ever think about doing that.

I think it's better to adjust to his tastes.

than to waste time on learning how to cook.

After this dish, he's at my mercy.

Coming!

Oh, it's you! Sorry, I'm cooking. Come in

Wow, why are you so messy?

I'm cooking for you.

Anything good?

Come over

How clumsy!

Are you OK?

Yes, A-Zhen, I want to talk to you.

Don't talk so much.

There's a typhoon warning.

A star ferry crashed, damaging the pier.

A mini-bus hit a bus and a bus hit a city bus.

Then there's flooding at the MTR station.

Without a means of transport, you can't leave.

Don't talk, you have to spend the night here.

No, I....

I'll comply with your wish.

I've come to...

A-Zhen, I think....

I know what's on your mind..

Looking for you?

Never mind. No visitors during the Typhoon Warning.

Looking for you then?

Impossible! Never.

Anyone in?

What are you doing?

You go on. I'm looking for something.

You're rude. I didn't order anything.

Your door's opened; don't blame me.

What are you looking for? We haven't eaten this yet.

My master dropped a denture.

You thought I was peeping during the storm.

Did you sense anything fishy with the soup?

I can identify the smell of my master's denture.

It's not yours.

I've taken back the denture.

Enjoy the food. Eat slowly.

Tell me to collect once you're finished.

You lied to me again!.

You didn't cook the food yourself

This is your house but you said it's your uncle's.

You say you have many businesses but complain about being bored.

Why do you keep fooling me?

To make you happy.

But it's not the truth.

Why are you girls always like that?

You never speak the truth.

I've come today to tell you the truth.

Come on, I've been waiting for ages.

I want to break up with you..

Don't! Give me a chance!

I won't lie anymore. Give me a chance!

Sorry, I won't lie to you anymore.

I won't do it anymore.

Okay?

Who can tell if your tears are real or not?

My tears are bogus!

Change? 10 HKD each.

Give it to him.

Come on!

Don't peep!

Wow, some human bread buns

Hamburgers

Touch it.

No! You'll break my boyfriend's nursing bottle.

Get a fake one then.

Damn you, I'll beat you up.

Nah, it only gets bigger.

You're lucky; Amy Yip might have to retire.

I prefer Yip Yuk-Hing. Hers are more natural.

You like Nature! Why don't you go out nude?

OK, I don't want to play anymore.

It's hot, let's go swimming.

OK!

Who gave you permission to bask here?

$10

What?

$10

Toll?

No, for the sand.

I won't bask in the sun anymore.

Get out of Lung Mao's area quick!

Ready?

Help me button it up.

Doesn't fit anymore?

I need to go to the bathroom.

Do it right here.

Keep watch for me.

OK!

Big brother, don't piss here!

A Peeping Tom!

Don't stop!

Boss Li of the Cafe!

So what? Hit him all the same.

He peeped at us changing.

Boss Li.

Damn it!

He's rich.

Good!

You leered at them and disgraced their clean bodies.

Did he fawn over you?

No

You look unintimidating. $30,000 will keep us quiet.

All of my money has been taken by Lung Mao.

Lung Mao again?

Yes

What did he use to blackmail you?

Look at the sign behind you and you'll see.

Plucking eggplants recklessly.

Selling iodine recklessly.

Killing lobsters recklessly.

Now 15,000 HKD for getting you out.

No. What time is it now?

3:10

One more hour. Helping me mean ruining me. Get lost.

Now, 5,000 for buying up cocky Lung Mao.

Don't miss, I beg you, don't.

If Lung Mao knows, I'll be dead.

Come over and listen

You're frustrated in love, but you've got to live.

Don't offend Lung Mao

Right, we swim with you, not die with you.

Swim

Right, let's go.

Lung Mao's a rascal. Slap him at first sight.

Jenny, you weren't like that before

You said a man had to be coaxed

to make him submissive to you

No way. He deserts you all the same.

Jenny, you are really straightforward

You even admit being jilted.

Not me, it was my friend

I left and I never get left behind.

Who gave you permission to swim here?

What are you doing?

50 HKD for each swim here.

A toll?

No, for the sea

Why should I give it to you?

Get out. We'll hold this.

No a problem. Let's go to shore.

And you fished baby crabs and chopped tree samplings

damaging the beautiful environment

Am I right about that?

Yes but..

Help him quick!

Lift him up and help.

It's okay

How is it?

Don't

Don't! Helping me might ruin me!

Let me soak for one more hour.

You're good for nothing

Go on!

Well, let's go see how Lung Mao looks like

The brethren protect and keep everyone safe.

The sacred seal.

Li, come here.

Lung Mao

For you

Thank you, Lung Mao. What is it?

Outrageous!

Lung Mao, what are you writing?

Outrageous!

Really outrageous!

Keep away!

Who's Lung Mao? Who's collecting protection money? Come out!

I'll seal the mouth of the one stopping me from writing.

Don't disturb Lung Mao

What are you doing? We're looking for Lung Mao

Don't be scared by them

I'll get help and fix them when I return.

Let's go!

Come down!

What witch are you?

Where's she?

Over there!

Keep away!

Make way!

Stop! How dare you steal my bike?

Stop! Trying to run?

I'll overpower you witch!

You're triad. You steal money and illegally jail people.

Yes I'm triad. What do you want?

I must make it clear with you

Discussing terms? Good.

Help! Where are you taking me? Put me down!

Help!

What do you want?

Why do you collect fees?

We only charge $36.60 each month. It's not enough for one beer.

You disturb the residents.

You also harass others.

You may hit the children cycling over here!

Call the police if anything happens.

What good are the police?

Without our protection, there's no peace here.

The police don't dare to lay hands on hooligans making trouble

and you can't do business living in panic

Come to us, no problem

my men can solve your problems right away.

Then they can do business peacefully

We help the police maintain order

and do something beyond their power

Isn't it true?

I joined the triads when I was 7.

I'm now teaching you a lesson

Release my two friends then

Let's go!

Let them go!

A-Zhen, are you all right?

Yes

Look, look

You don't know how to swim , yet you wear a swimsuit.

Who says? Jenny's a good swimmer

Her school team crossed Heilunkiang

and the Yangtze River

She also swam in the Amazon River.

To your mom's home

You never knew that, you're dumb!

I'm lucky to have met you and learned a lot.

This is my treat.

Not necessary

Why?

Unless you promise me one thing

What? What do you want?

You can't even float!

You can't even do such an easy thing you amateur. Hurry!

You're so old. Why do you need a floatie?

Head higher, bottom lower

Next time, don't use a floatie

So there are good guys in the triad, and my ideal lover too.

I've never seen Lung Mao hit anyone.

collect anything, or love anyone wrongly

So he's in love with me

Hi

Please sit down

They're beautiful!

Help yourselves

My good friend, Lung Mao

A young man, very sturdy

What's your name?

Sit down and eat

Fatty, you're OK. What's your name? Tell uncle

Shy?

They're...

Extraordinary!

Few girls are now so cool and pure as an angel

Extraordinary!

We play together and sleep together

So I'm pure too

Thanks for coming

Let it be my treat. Don't be formal. Have a good time

Thank you, but we might not be able afford it.

Why not with Lung Mao here?

Let the past hatred be

washed down by this champagne. Drink it

OK

Drink first to show respect

Drinking or spilling, it makes no difference

Let bygones by bygones. We're not at peace

Nonsense. Quickly bring us anything to eat.

Lung Mao, do you want to eat the Lung Mao special dish?

What do you think?

It's whatever.

What do you think?

No problem.

Let it be

Lung Mao, men from the Red Pig Clan have come today to talk terms.

They threaten to storm your territory

Let's eat roast pig feet tonight!

Okay, let's have a merry time.

A Zhen, listen, I've been regularly having the same dream

In it, you fell into the sea and struggled

So I sailed a boat out to help you

It's quite inspiring

It tells me to forget everything and overcome all difficulties

to be on the same boat with A Zhen

So I've decided today to use all my savings

to buy a boat for you

A model boat for me?

It's real. Not a model, designed for me by someone.

A real boat moored at the pier outside.

It's the same as this.

A Zhen, I yearn to tour the world with you on the boat.

How touching

How could there be so many dreams? Did they tell you all that?

In any case

A Zhen, I yearn to tour the world with you on the boat.

How come there's such a crowd outside?

Don't worry about them.

Lung Mao, the two clans can't come to terms now.

Let's go

Don't worry

I have men. Even flies can't get it, let along that pig.

Cheers!

Chop him, chop this scum!

Try the lobsters of Stanley

Lobsters? Your man Lung Wah was killed

Don't worry. The lobsters smell very good.

Don't! Your man Lung Ying just had his tongue cut off.

Eat longan, our native produce

Longan? Your man Lung Kong just had his eyes gouged out.

Never mind me

Outrageous! I, Lung Mao, am here

I challenge you to a hand-to-hand fight

Bastard!

Shit! Come out!

Lung Mao, come out!

Go there to look for them

Quick, they're catching up!

Oh no!

Let me hold you

They can't get away!

Brother, no trace!

10,000 HKD for chopping him dead, 5000 HKD if you only hit him.

A bonus if an idiot kills him too.

Good!

Are you nervous?

No

Only your fear makes me nervous

Are you always so nervous about girls?

No, only because you're special

Do you like me?

Non

Yes, you do like me

Yes

What are you doing?

I want a smoke.

Oh, no, our men are all dead!

A Zhen, sorry, I can't stand by and do nothing.

Give me one minute. I'll return to marry you.

I'll return right away

Get me a sword.

Lung Mao!

Why did you leave? You promised to come back to me.

A lot of men broke up with me.

each with a different reason

Ka-wah said "no more love between us, let's break up"

William said "I've got no car, no house, let's part"

I believed them all.

But, if Lung Mao wouldn't have died, he wouldn't have parted with me.

I just don't believe it, it doesn't feel real.

I also know that when men want to marry

they want to leave you

and never want to come back

A Zhen, why do you look so defeated?

Right, Lun Mao is very brave and he's good at fighting.

Right, he fought one vs. ten.

But you're the 11th (person). He died without thinking about you.

You know what was to blame?

Too romantic?

Last time you..

I know. I won't be sad anymore. I won't be soft either.

If you have something to say just say it. You two are annoying.

I know how you feel

If you're busy, you'll soon forget your wounds.

and will be all right soon.

I didn't say wounds.

You don't suffer, but we do.

Well try your luck and take part in the Miss Asia beauty pageant like I did.

Asian's Chuan sister is my good friend.

Why did you lose then?

I'm on good terms with Yu from the other station too.

He always wanted to invite me out for tea, but I refused.

You'll pass the try-outs for sure.

What place did she finish?

Miss HK is better than Miss Asia

TVB is certainly better than ATV.

No, ATV is as big as Asia

TVB is nothing..

So ATV is better than TVB?

A Zhen, don't you agree?

You two be quiet..

What are your plans, Ms. Asia and Ms. HK wannabes?

TVB's producer Lai want's me to film MTV in Kuala Lumpur

Gh's Chua wants me to train in singing and acting in the Japanese art world.

I want to go too

Great World's Hui has asked me out to tonight's party.

3 strung to 7, sure win

Reserve some for me

A report: Pageant wannabes to create breaking news.

It's a girls' shortcut to success.

She's slandering us!

Slandering us? Hit her.

You're sly, you expose our bedroom secrets!

Try to cope with her.

OK, tit for tat, undress her

Photograph her nude and distribute them.

Then put chloroform on her

Chop her to pieces to make pork buns.

Melt her body with acid

Fry her head and turn it into a dish

Make tempura out of her head

and we'll share it with Fei and Kei

Therefore, we'll save a lot of food money.

Open up! What are you doing?

No!

I forgot my purse. Open up.

I'm here!

Don't keep covered! You must take it off quickly.

Even the necklace is broken.

Forget it.

Don't bite, it hurts.

Where are you?

My head

My knee-cap!

A starfish!

Get it off of me!

What a big crab!

It hurts!

It hurts.

My chin!

Who is it?

What's wrong?

Miss, don't kick it, don't step on it.

Don't you know it's illegal to litter?

There's a demonstration over there

You broke my window while kicking the can

I didn't mean to. I was in a bad mood.

Calm down, calm down

Sorry, miss

Miss, your watch has stopped. It's now 4, not 3.

Here, take it back.

Also, don't wear any fake watches. It's illegal.

If a new law is passed, buyers will be guilty too.

Sorry Miss, for damaging your watch

Take it, since you have no watch

Return it to my office when you have time.

I'm Pong Kwong-yim, everyone knows me.

It's serious now, go quick!

Go quick!

Don't throw anything, calm down!

Listen to me! Calm down!

Nonsense, splash them with water!

Listen to me, calm down, don't make any trouble.

You maniac, we don't live with mental patients.

Don't talk to him, throw water at him!

Great!

It stinks, don't touch me!

Calm down! You're now more insane than mental patients

Aren't you ashamed of your behavior?

Pelt him with manure!

You really are brave

Listen carefully, mental patients may recover

Give them a chance, please?

Nonsense. Pour acid on him!

You bitch, you interfered! Beat her!

Let's go!

Don't let him run away! Get a hold of him!

Why did you come back?

To return your watch

I suspect it could be a stolen watch

You could've been a loan shark?

I'm not sure if you're a congressman?

You could've been framing me.

How could I know that you had good intentions?

Legislator Pong, what is your relation to this girl?

Lung Mao said he could fight 10 people at once.

He was a good fighter, but he still died.

Legislator Pong is different...

He can beat 10 people with his mouth.

100, 1000 or even 10000

He'll be rich if we each give him 1 HKD

But he's not greedy, he enjoys cooperation

Cooperating with the neighbors, the British and the Chinese

But most of all, cooperating with me

He got lucky after being with me.

His status rose bit by bit.

He got three promotions in one year.

from a district board member to a legislator

Of course, I supported him a lot.

Recently, not only he became a leading legislator

but he also divorced his wife.

Sorry

An HK SAR Governor Candidate, How did he get such a quick promotion?

My new office just got redecorated.

What? Everything is still out of order.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for your autograph.

Leave

Look closely, this is a divorce agreement between you and your wife.

Is that so? Sign over here.

Good, I'll be free after signing it.

I already said if there's no name it poses no problem.

Is that so?

Use this

Good

You'll be with me regardless of what other people think?

Yes in fact, I didn't want to destroy another family.

Sign over here.

Good, all signed in three places.

To stand up for the people, I'll need your continued support.

But you might break your wife's heart.

One broken heart is better than three right?

You're right.

Now at least two people are happy.

Love needs sacrifice.

Sacrifice that bitch then..

That's all done. Signed.,

Let's celebrate

Good.

Wish me a happy divorce

May we have a good start

Cheers!

What are you doing?

Although you're nice to me now...

I'm afraid that in the future, you're going to dump me just like you dumped your wife.

Never, my heart won't change.

We may be together until the end of the world.

My greatest fear is that we'll break up on a rainy day.

You don't trust me?

I guarantee my SAR HK Governor seat

Can our love survive the 1997 handover of Hong Kong?

I believe that we will hold hands at the 2004 Olympics in Beijing.

If the talks on the airport fail, our romance will fail.

Any remedy?

I'll risk everything to keep the market up.

I'm ready to risk everything, including my life.

How touching!

Me too.

Are you ready for the 1997 handover?

It's prepared, It's prepared.

Don't, don't!

What are you doing?

Don't turn, I'm dizzy.

I'll stop turning.

Don't

Finished so soon, it's not fun..

Who is it?

My wife, but she not acting normal.

Why didn't you continue? Did I spoil the mood?

Let me re-create the mood for you

You're really nice, you can see far into the future.

One thrust has the force of 6,000 rounds, stronger than a plane.

Also, his thrusts are quick and powerful.

When he's thrusting in and out, he's stronger than Mike Tyson.

Do you admit it?

But remember, don't ever let him stop.

What do you mean?

I mean, if he meets another girl..

he will change lanes without seeing the red light.

Just like me, I'm on my own. Going home alone.

But I don't mind...

You can continue playing, keep being happy. For real, keep playing happily.. goodbye..

Alone I stroll, happily stealing and without a care in the world.

This person is not normal.

What she says, don't believe her.

Sorry, did someone tell you that I was out of my mind?

Don't believe one from the woman who's out of her mind.

Don't believe not one word of it.

Don't believe her.

Don't believe her, believe me.

Let's continue..

Don't run into the thunderstorm, run to Judge Pao first.

Drown Chen Shih-mei for me, drown him!

A Zhen, for you.

Thank you

Xinhua News Agency, I want to speak to the director.

You bring me here, aren't you afraid of running into your wife?

No, sit down

I've checked the house, she's at the doctor's office.

What matters now? We're already divorced.

Let me park the car first.

OK!

Is it you again? Are you a doll again?

Come over. I'm over here and you can't hit me.

This stuff is very expensive. If you break it, you can't afford to replace them.

Anything that can be bought is not that valuable.

That's rich. I don't want my husband and you still picked him.

Sorry

What nonsense are you muttering again?

Why are you standing here now? You said you wouldn't be here.

I don't want to be here, but someone wants to see you.

Who wants to see me?

The director

Director? I'll call him and that will be all.

He's now waiting for you outside.

For real?

I'll leave.

Don't! I'll be back very soon, sorry.

I'll be back right away

I warn you, I have no relations with you.

Don't make anymore trouble.

I'll be back right away, sorry.

Come, let's have a drink first.

Sorry, I'm mentally crazy

Don't you dare ever believe a mental patient.

Do you think it's weird that every thing here is covered up?

Keep everything ugly covered.

If someone's ugly, throw it away.

Wrong! Not everyone can own this furniture.

Let me open up your horizon.

This is a famous painting of a Napoleonic Expedition.

It's worth $10,000,000

Also, this gold bowl used by Emperor Chien Lung is worth $7,000,000

This is a priceless set of Versailles furniture

Here are the two sofas on which Napoleon refused sit on.

They're now all yours.

Come on, stop acting. I don't want this stuff anymore.

Let's drink one cup to celebrate me leaving him forever.

Cheers!

Come on, drink. It's wine, not poison, drink!

Right, finish drinking it.

The wine is poisoned.

You're toxic, you want others to die with you.

Fighting with me for toys? You can't trick me!

We need a healthy leader, healthy mind and body

healthy family man to rule over Hong Kong.

We must want to set up our own kitchen.

You should be a very ideal candidate.

But why do you resort to separation and tricks?

He's recently changed, he'll make big reforms.

Right, sir, I'll obey the party's highest directive, to the highest order

also, I'll repent my sins and be patriotic.

I'll love the party and my family

and also love me too, right?

Do you still love your wife?

Love, love, love

Hubby, say that you love me, quick!

Director, I absolutely love my wife

Love, love

You should seriously take a long look at yourself.

Yes , sir, I'll remove all obstacles immediately

for the future of the party and Hong Kong.

I'll remove them, remove them.

Where's the woman who drank poisoned wine?

The wine was not poisoned.

But she fainted because she was timid.

You couldn't note these few words. How could you be a paging station?

A code? A code for recording a call?

In short, tell her that I'm dying for her.

I'm her boyfriend and tell her to meet me at the beach right away.

Otherwise, she may never see me again

If you don't pass the message

I'll burn down your call center and haunt you as a ghost.

I don't care. If no one replies to my call, I will fall into the water.

Oh bother, did I hurt him?

Too salty!

Someone is drowning there. Help him quick!

Not my problem, doesn't concern me.

Don't be afraid, let me help you!

Help!

Are you all right? Come, come up

Help!

I want to die, leave me alone.

You can't die, the water's shallow.

Don't help me, let me be eaten by the sharks.

No, you can't die, you mustn’t die!

Go away, I must die!

Go and die then!

You can't die!

Someone has drowned!

You let me die, I don't want to live.

You're ashore. How can you die?

Well let me bleed to death then.

No, out of the question, if you bleed out , I would get into trouble.

Leave me alone!

Do you want to tire me out?

If I die, what does it have to do with you?

Why not? I injured your head

and maybe accused of murder.

It will be like this, get your wound fixed then die 3 months later.

I have to wait three months to die? You go die!

Leave now, hurry up if you want to die!

Are you all right?

You don't need to worry about me.

Miss, he's bleeding.

Quiet, he's bleeding out fast, the wound is much more serious.

Miss, he's bleeding. Come quickly to take care of him.

Look, his leg was bitten off. Do you think your bleeding is more serious?

The doctor is coming soon. Behave and be quiet.

Doctor, what now?

Linda, bring the syringes.

I won't accuse you of murder. Let me die.

Okay, but I don't want to be a murderer.

No, I'll contact the ER at the hospital.

No need. Each time I stay one night at the ER. After that, I'm okay.

Yes, they cure everything except disappointment in love.

You know I'm disappointed in love?

I meant myself.

We're in the same boat.

If I wrote an autobiography, I can devote one volume to disappointment in love.

I'm a little better, I only need two words.

I know, it's "fail"

I got enlightened after a few failures.

Each night I went to the Emergency Room

and saw other patients in a more serious plight

I recovered right away.

You must be stupid.

Sorry

No problem, no problem, OK

I was in love with a triad boss

and a legislator who served the people.

But why did that ordinary boy

give me an unique feeling?

Drink it quick

The snake gall is good for your stomach.

The snake skin heals your wound better.

The snake blood is good for your blood.

Don't be so timid

Gulp it and you'll recover quickly.

Don't be nervous, I'll drink it with you

Drink

What's the matter?

You don't dare to drink snake wine, how can you get along?

This is the one that I broke up with.

You're much better than her

A Zhen

Am I on good terms with you?

What's so good about him?

I still love you very much

A Zhen, I'm ready to do anything for you

Come back to me and I'll dump her.

OK

Go retrieve it.

Get it, show your strength, Get the bag out for her.

Didn't you say you'd do anything for me?

You two are crazy. I won't be that stupid.

Wait for me.

I'll get the handbag back for you.

Be careful

Keep away, keep away!

Take it back.

Why did you give me the snake?

This snake is cute. Let's not eat it, okay?

Don't stop

Empty it

Last time I was in love, I failed for the 18th time. That man wanted to dump me.

He said he needed a clean background and a healthy image

for his political career. So he can smoothly transition like a smooth train.

Wonder where he is now?

Are you still thinking of him?

Every now and then

Guess what that girl said to me that time

when she deserted me?

I don't know

She said, her ex didn't like me

her ex-boyfriend said I was unworthy of her So she broke up with me.

Really terrific!

Now you're really bold

I had a one worse time.

That time, a girl asked me if I loved her.

I said "I do", and she asked if I'd die for her.

If I died, there would be no problem.

So I tried to kill my self. For her

The she said I was stupid and that I would die for her.

That time on the beach?

Right

You're not stupid, you're just naive.

Cheers!

Any more wine?

Yes, wait

Still plenty.

All wines are finished except

The Double Brew. Care for it?

Yes

Is it free?

How much?

No need, just have it.

OK, thank you!

It's already light out.

Over there

Where are you going?

I'm taking you to see my boat. Boat?

I thought you were taking me home?

Here it is.

You're impressive. You live on the boat? It's beautiful.

I watch it for the owners. It's absolutely not mine.

Come, let me take you down for a look.

OK

Mrs Wong, if your husband really goes to sea with that bimbo

I'll catch him in the act for you.

If you divorce him, you will get half of his assets.

That's all.

Can you sail the boat?

I can wipe the boat, haul the boat, clean the boat, ride the boat.

but I'm still learning how to sail

You say you like boats, but why are you afraid to ride boats and sail boats?

No, I was born seasick.

When I was little, I felt dizzy when I was on a boat in Laichikok Amusement Park

I will teach you a way to cope.

What?

Seamen said drinking can make one feel numb

and not feel seasick.

Does it work?

Finally got you!

Elder sister.

Sorry, I meant to help Mrs. Wong catch infidelity. My bad.

Brother, you can continue playing, continue..

I must leave.

Am I doomed to fail in love all my life?

Little brother, are you disappointed in love again?

Don't do silly things. Are you alone picking up rocks?

Don't worry me. You can say anything to your sister.

OK, I'm going to do it. Leave me alone.

What? Take my advice and buy her flowers.

Flowers?

Oh yeah, in addition to buying her some flowers, buy her a special cake.

Cake?

Flowers? Cakes?

I already took care of that bastard Ho.

Really?

Congratulations!

Thank you

Don't ever let him entangle you.

Desert him and be a strong-woman in love.

No, I must catch these men like a big fish and control them with the palm of my hand

so I can come to take revenge

Still thinking of him?

Look at how you'll end up.

Don't worry, this time, I won't be a wimpy romantic and break my heart.

I feel like I'm like this famous person..

I know, Sharon Stone

I idolize many other Chinese stars such as Zhao Wan Song

You're saying nonsense.

Coming!

What now?

Let's go and open it

Scram!

How strange

It's beautiful, it's very touching!

It's beautiful!

Have a look first.

Show me

Since you've made up your mind, don't read the letter.

Right!

Wow, there's a ring.

Don't touch it, return it to him intact.

Return the cake untouched, but I don't believe you'll give the cake back.

Are you giving yourself to him?

Once you make up your mind, you need to remain firm.

You need to charge a separation fee.

Let me take the call.

Are you A Zhen?

Don't be nervous.

Yes I am, speak.

That day on the boat, I...

We made love with each other. Don't keep it in your heart.

Each month, I do it many times.

But if it's your first time, it could be very serious.

If you're scared, go to the Family Planning Association.

If we ever meet in the street in the future

just nod and say "hello"

We're still friends

No, don't want to be friends, don't want to see you, no problem.

Must be a prankster.

What happened to you?

I don't want it! My face!

Who's Golden Zhen Zhen?

What's wrong with you guys? Why did you break the door?

Not me, it's her

Are you the holder of ID card #173173?

What are you doing?

If it's you, let's go.

What are you doing? Let me go!

What do you want?

Who are you?

I'll report you for illegal entry.

What are you doing?

Please excuse me.

Here he is!

Friends from the New Territories

No, sorry

Friends from the press

Legislator Pong and I have an important annoucement.

Legislator Pong, please

Hi, are you good? Long time no see.

Watch out

Ladies & Gentlemen, I now announce

my divorce from Legislator Pong has been made official.

I'll fill the candidacy of the SAR HK governorship vacated by him.

Here's my 200-point proposal.

First, the four revisions.

Wait for me speak now.

Your 200 point proposal, go downstairs to talk about it. You've said enough.

Leave, leave

I also have an important annocement.

I've decided to quit politics and everything else

and leave HK with my lover.

Also, are you willing to open a new page of my life with me?

I don't believe you'll forsake everything.

Kiss her, kiss her!

Kiss her and you'll get pimples!

Crazy

Kiss her, kiss her!

Believe me!

Believe him, believe him!

Don't believe him, don't believe him!

When there's a call, something comes up, you rush to wherever.

Ok, Call, beeper, phone, I will throw them away.

Don't waste it!

Will you regret give up the privilege of riding

in a legislator car and parking anywhere without being ticketed?

Car? Good. Help destroy the car for me!

Okay!

Would you regret giving up the limelight and being interviewed by reporters?

Reporters can be bought

If you have money, you can mess up.

You found people here to woo me.

Are you afraid of losing face if I turn them down?

You think I'm afraid? I'm not afraid.

If I lose more face, it's okay. You take a look.

Please marry me. I want to get married.

You really look like an apple.

Stop singing!

I want to eat an apple.

A Zhen!

I'm asking you, do you prefer death to marrying him?

Answer me, wake up!

Don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital.

I'm all right, I just want to go home.

Home? You do need a home.

Right now, I'm broke.

Let's start over, let's bulid a home together, ok?

Start the car!

A-Zhen, A-Zhen

Follow her!

Just one home.

I don't want it. Whatever you have, I don't want.

I only want to get out of the car. Let me get out the car.

Driver, stop and let me get out of the car. I beg you.

Don't stop, go straight to the hospital.

Police!

Wait a bit for me.

Keep away!

Based on my past years experience, my feelings are true.

It's true!

Show me your licence.

I'm a member of the Executive and Legislative Council and a candidate for HK governor.

I know, you're Pong Kwong-Yim

Two hours ago you were, but I saw on TV.

Now you're charged with careless driving.

I will tell you, one more count, atempt to cheat.

Shut up, show me your licence.

I just wanted to make a seasickless boat to tour the world with A-Zhen.

Sister, we're close to land.

Help me cast the rope.

Sister, watch out for the stern.

Tie it up over there.

Disappointed in love again?

If there's no love, how can there be disappointment?

I watched you grow up.

One look at your face while angry, show's you're frustrated in love.

No

You're still saying no?

You have an endocrine hormone in balance. Recently it has been very dry.

Yes or no. Did I scare her away with my rudeness

so you failed to possess her?

I said no!

You have too much time on your hands. What does this have to do with you?

Why doesn't this have to do with me? Say it.

So what if I possess her. So what if I don't posses her?

Even if I did posses her, I can't win her heart.

Don't say that. The boat can still moor when the rope is tied.

Elder sister will help you.

No matter what, I will help you get her back? Ok?

You can't help me.

Why not? I'm also a female.

So what if you're a girl?

I clearly understand female psychology.

She must have some favorite thing. What is it?

I don't know

It won't work. This type of girl likes weird stuff.

You think you're normal? You're no different.

I'll get all my boyfriends together

to spend money, spend muscle in order to thoroughly support you.

What money? I have no time.

I'll give you vacation. Go now.

You told me to buy airline tickets. What do I do now?

What to do now? I don't know.

You should ask Kate on what to do next, she'll tell you.

Hold it. You've never been madly loved by a man.

If you can resist your feelings and kick him out

no men can hurt you anymore.

You now should go with Pong Kwong-yim to Hawaii

then once you arrive, fly back to Hong Kong.

So he'll lose you and his property.

If you can be so stone-hearted

we'll crown you a strong-woman in love

A-Zhen, I beg you

Quickly help my little brother.

He hasn't returned home for 3 days & nights. Can I ask.. I beg you.

Remember, you're stone hearted.

He'll starve to death if he doesn't return by the 4th day.

I beg you! Yes or no?

Strong-woman in love!

Promise me or I'll drown myself to death.

Get up

Come and help me!

OK, I promise you.

Thank you

You know what your weakness was this time?

Not to lose face?

Weakness was a female getting injured.

Miss, look, no one is at the rescue station.

Didn't you say you'd come here when you're disappointed in love?

Shoot, shoot!

A Zhen , do you see me? Never mind if you don't.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm... legislator Pong Kwong-yim

If you happen to see this beautiful girl Golden A-Zhen

Please notify her.

In two hours, I will be waiting downstairs for her.

Okay, back to the football match now.

See everyone again after the second half.

Jenny, don't forget our rendezvous. Don't leave before we've met

Remember, let's not leave before we've met.

What's wrong with you?

Sorry, this meal is my treat.

Every man wanted to send me a boat and promised to tour the world with me.

What am I'm going to do? I'm seasick on board.

Ho hasn't sent me any boat yet.

I can't hope. In this world, there's no boat without seasickness.

Let love be scattered in the wind.

Heartbreak falls like stars.

A thick hot kiss

In a blink of an eye, already broken up.

In my dreams, your face is stuck in my mind.

Infatuated love is irresistible.

Stupid love is a love hate struggle.

Stuck in a trance, I miss you.

Ah.. Love no longer touches me.

Past love.

Burned over and over again.

Are you still good?

I still miss you.

I'm still waiting for you, regardless of heartbreak.

Let love be scattered in the wind.

Heartbreak falls like stars.

A thick hot kiss

In a blink of an eye, already broken up.

In my dreams, your face is stuck in my mind.

Infatuated love is irresistible.

Stupid love is a love hate struggle.

Stuck in a trance, I miss you.

I'm still waiting for you, regardless of heartbreak.

Past love.

Burned over and over again.

Are you still good?

I still miss you.

I'm still waiting for you, regardless of heartbreak.

Ah.. Love no longer touches me.

Past love Ah..

Burned over and over again.

Are you still good?

I still miss you.

I'm still waiting for you, regardless of heartbreak.

Zhen Zhen, I can come in, but dare not to. I will leave the waves for you. I love you.

Comfortable?

Harder

Good

Not bad

Let's see how long your relationship will last.

What's she doing?

Don't know, I don't know what she's doing.

Ho's coming to see me.

God is on your side.

Ho's come to see you and Pong's trapped

Why not leave them both?

Fly, fly, fly. You think I'm a heartless person that just leaves?

You won't even lend me a 20 HKD comic book, even when you're finished with it.

20 HKD CD, you won't lend it out.

Also, you call for a long time. Do you change the number of the pager?

You won't. This is a deep feeling.

Do you treat your boyfriend like this?

You think it's easy to forget it. You forget it for me to see.

What, you can't? I will tell them to do it now.

Get up

I didn't say only because I don't want to do it.

You've got to do it even though you didn't say it.

Whoever says it does it.

Shut up! I'll do it myself.

Don't! Let's do it together.

Appear

Over here!

Disappear!

Openly or secretly?

Both together, vanish at once!

Yes!

Don't watch it, it's scary!

Hurry up!

I'm not going

A car below is waiting for you.

A-Zhen, remember don't be soft-hearted anymore.

Fly back to HK upon arrival.

You're an iron-hearted woman in love

Don't be overwhelmed by romance.

Take your time to play. HK has a lot of handsome guys waiting for you.

Hurry, the time has come.

Coming

Thank you, little brother.

Let me.

Get in

Leave A Zhen

Hurry up!

Waiting for you! Get in. What are you waiting for?

Right

Bye-Bye

Play to your heart's content.

Don't forget to bring a souvenir

Bon Voyage!

After we return from the holiday, we will start over, okay?

What is it?

This is a stack of proposals after leaving poltics.

All from big business

I've gathered data on each proposal

and every top boss enthusiastically supports it. Consult it ok?

Your plan for selling large bags is okay.

If you start it right now in Guangzhou, 3 years later there will be 70 branches opened.

5 years later, we'll enter the stock market. 6 years later we can make billions of RMB.

Right, this is only one of the proposals.

Bringing you along to do business is great.

You have immortality. Don't mess with politics. Run my business okay?

Why did you dump your wife? She suits you the best.

A Zhen, my heart is truly with you.

Don't get mad A-Zhen.

Don't get mad.

I don't want to play. I don't want to play.

Stop the car!

Jenny, don't you know that I truly love you?

I really love you

Let me tell you frankly. I don't have no plan.

but I got a plan after knowing you.

only to dump you in Hawaii and to handicap you.

Now I don't have the heart to go through with my original plan. I will not see you again.

Nonsense can't be counted as a plan.

Unless you come over and revise it. Come. Come and revise it.

A-Zhen!

Start the car!

Lawyer Lau's office?

Lawyer Chan, please

Lawyer Chan, Pong Kwong-Yim

Scrap the divorce paper for me and my wife at once!

A Zhen, A Zhen

A Zhen, come up !

A Zhen, come up !

A-Zhen, A-Zhen

Come, run up!

A- Zhen, run quick! Come up!

Can you believe it? A round the world boat without seasickness.

I created it myself.

You think it's an love IQ question? Draw correctly?

Am I the prize?

I thought I could make you happy.

I only wanted a chance to give us a chance to start over.

You think it's a love comedy? I just follow the one that makes me happy.

I guess I'll choose a clown then.

You said your childhood dream was an around the world tour.

I just wanted to help you make your dream come true.

Is it only my dream, or is it everyone's dream?

Or is it a Help the Needy campaign?

Whatever your thoughts are, this is my last gift to you.

I have no other requests.

This boat's navigation is automatic.

You may tour the world in it

If you like, you can smash it, or throw it away.

Do anything you like to it.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

Are you going to attempt suicide again?

Why should I kill myself?

I really like you. Have you ever liked me?

Did I say no? I was afraid that you couldn't stand me.

I can endure death. What else can't I not endure?

Good! You're not afraid of death.

I'm telling you, I like you!

I like you very much!

What a black ghost.

What's wrong?

I don't know if you're being fake with me or real with me.

True.. This time I'm telling the truth.

Thanks for your boat.

What's wrong? Still mad at me?

How do I know if it's real or fake now?

Why do you like me?

I don't know.

I can't find a reason to not like you.

Sorry, I lied

This boat has no automatic piloting system.

It travels in all four directions with no objective. It doesn't know where to float.

No problem. I'm not picky with my requirements.

Anywhere's OK for me. What's important is that I have my lover by my side.

I'll be happy.

So.. am I your lover?

I don't know..

No wonder why you take such a care-free view of life.

Originally, you don't know anything and you don't care about anything.

Are you afraid of me?

Scared... scare that you will leave me again!