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[Music]

It's not pathetic asshole. No it really is bro. Your face is pathetic. I fucking turn here. I don't know but can you do something?

Oh look at that. Hey there look at that. With the dog or the grandma? What are you looking at?

The grandma? I don't know I'm looking over there. Look at that grandma look at her. Girl with all this other stuff.

Oh shit, but I grabbed my oh look that guy got chucky

What he had a picture of chucky on the back of his truck like airbrush fucking only in Miami

Oh, yeah, I am Miami

They couldn't get any more colorful with this. Oh shit, right?

Yo, what's up with fucking Miami's oh?

Hey, oh, this is really nice. You're doing a good job working on it, and why are you doing a good job working on it?

Oh, I can't well you know

There's a whole bunch issues

Well you guys gonna check that ass out

Come on you guys you guys all you guys are looking at each other and there's a nice

So you're gonna get a shot

You need to get a shot

Yeah, they were all looking at each other and there's a nice booty walk right past them. It's a nice ass

Cimiche all right, so that was an asshole move, huh? Yeah

That's my way to get pussy right now. That's my way to get pussy right now. Let's take it out

Yo, look at all the construction here. Yep. It's called downtown. This is the way that this is I guess Miami is the place to be

It's called downtown if you want to do construction

It's like I feel like a tourist only tourists going to downtown but isn't that one word?

I'm trying to find one.

It's still car

What bro?

It's a gorilla.

Trying to get a bike?

I think.

Yo, that's the rental bikes box.

Oh, well if she's fucking trying to get a bike then that means she needs a ride, right?

Alright.

Hey!

I'm not working out for you.

How's that working out for you?

[LAUGHTER]

You OK?

You all right?

I'm good.

Is the machine broken?

How many bikes?

Oh, there's only two bikes left.

Is it working?

No, the machine's working.

[LAUGHTER]

She can't be here.

Maybe for a third.

Do you have money?

Is it hard?

Is it your card?

Yeah, my car's not working.

Ooh!

Someone ain't got no money.

I love the look of this. I can't wait for this.

There you go.

So...

She's kind of cute, right?

Those fucking legs.

Yo, if you need a ride, I mean, we can take you.

I'm good, thanks.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You're not gonna get too far walking.

What are you planning to do today?

Why did you need the bike?

I'm good. Thank you.

What's your name?

I'm going to be talking to the bike.

I've got to go.

No, listen. Come here and talk to me for a second.

We're doing a documentary.

What are you doing around in the area?

I'm looking for a job.

Really?

We're doing a documentary on unemployment.

Okay.

Yeah, the rise in unemployment and, you know,

and you know, getting a job and kids coming out of college that can't find a job and...

So you're just talking to me doing a documentary on women?

Yeah, come here and talk to me.

My name's Carlos.

Is it?

Yeah.

Really?

Would you be interested in doing an interview?

I'm good, thanks.

You're good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Are you sure?

Because we pay for the interview because I know it takes up your time.

Is there a problem?

No.

She's looking good.

Oh, she's going in here.

She's going in here.

Alright.

Hi.

What's up?

Hey.

You curious?

A little.

Can we help you with something?

No.

So listen, interview about the unemployment.

So how old are you?

I'm 18.

18.

And you know, it's probably pretty rough trying to find a job.

Have you been... is there a lot of work out there?

Is there a lot of job opportunities out there?

out there no

What's with the fucking camera?

The man knows a documentary so we document you know we're not gonna. We're not gonna draw pictures

We need to

I'm not a good artist, so I can't draw the pictures. I need to videotape it

Quick quick quick coincidence right yeah, but everything happens for a reason so maybe it's just meant for us that talk

Fuck.

You keep looking in our van, are you okay?

No one's here, it's just my buddy here

and my other friend right here, that's it.

Whoa. - What did you say?

- Is that even legal? - That's not even legal.

- What is this, fucking South America?

- No. - The fuck?

(laughing)

- Probably a fucking.

- Oh, what did you say your name was?

- My name is Carlos. - Yeah, your name.

- Nice to meet you. - Yeah.

I'm Blair.

- Hi Blair. - Hi Blair.

Yeah.

What up?

No.

I'm JP.

What's up?

You look a little confused.

There's something wrong?

Yeah.

A little.

A little?

She's a very dashboard.

You're...

She...

You look a little familiar.

I look familiar?

Yeah.

So you're Carlos, right?

Yes, Carlos.

I just said.

Right.

I've never met you though.

It's what?

It's George.

George.

Whoa.

Did she just call your name?

Yeah.

George and Lou what how do you know Lou oh oh shit so you know you know this fat

guy right here and how do you know the name Lou oh yes apparently we do have

And apparently she goes to the fuckhole

So, you're all over Miami like

So, hold on, so you know, you watch the site?

Duh

No way

He's trying to fucking be

Ahh, tell me, that's fucking awesome

Holy shit, we finally

There goes that

That's, oh my god, well this spoils the whole fucking

So I guess, I guess you know now I'm not doing the

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I guess now you know I'm not doing the documentary I guess

I know

Sorry, I gotta come up with something.

But seriously, this...

You guys really? Are you looking for a bank bus?

Yes, we're looking for... Yeah, that's what we do.

Hey listen, are you really looking for a job?

Yeah!

You really are looking for a job?

Yeah, let me in.

You wanna come in?

Yeah!

You serious?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, before we get too excited.

Hold on a minute.

Disclaimer.

What the fuck?

You do know what happens in this van.

Oh, fuck yeah.

And you're still willing to get in.

Wow this is really

Holy shit, she said open the door open the fucking door. Oh my god

Yo, that's awesome. Wow. Yeah, that's cool

All right, I guess I'm gonna drive around

Oh a selfie sure

Try to take selfies and everything

Yo you close my door yeah, is it

Dude is fucking awesome. Yeah, that's crazy

Look at all the fucking signatures

Yeah, yes exactly wow so you've

Wow, this is different. I'm sorry. I don't know how to approach this. I don't know how to approach this

It's fucking calm so tell us your name Blair, huh?

Wow you're 18 years old you're looking for a job yeah, and you

Obviously watch porn cuz you recognize the name bang bus. I mean, it's my favorite

Are you sure wow that's awesome so?

Wow so you know what goes on is it that kind of spools a little bit it's posing a little bit right

I feel like we should drop her off like a

No, I mean, that's all right, and I guess you you like sex. I guess right

Wow look at it. She likes sex. Do you think he's cute is he cute enough?

She's an opportunist right she's an opportunist I guess right she's

Thinking so taking advantage of the opportunity. Well. I mean

Who look at her?

So she's next maybe she can help us

So I you know what I fuck I don't even know what the fuck there's to talk about listen

You know it goes on in here, so fucking take your fucking clothes. No exactly. I know what goes on here. Give me the fucking money

Weapons do you she's not like yo that just sounded like you were robbing us

I know how this works so so tell us how it works, so you're gonna give me

say like

$300 400 maybe

She's got a number and everything

Well, so so okay hold on so we're not to say any specific numbers because we don't know how much you're worth

Well, I know you have a lot of let's just say you had a no way. I'm not that's how do you know?

How do you not have cash? Let me see. You know what this girl got it. This isn't no fun when she's

Yeah

How many can be fun?

See a new guy's hash. So you're right. I do. Yes. I do have cash. I don't never mind how much what but

So you know, so you're saying you know what pay you and you'll do things. That's what you say.

Because you know how it works and I can't. I know how this goes.

Well, you know what I like? I like fucking beating straight to the point. I like that. I like getting straight to the fucking point.

So fuck it. I'll give you a hundred bucks. So it's me.

Yeah. So I'll give you a hundred bucks. Take your fucking shirt off.

Give me the money first.

Oh, look at her. God damn it. She's definitely seen the bus.

Fuck.

Alright, I'm gonna give you a nice, hard, $100 bill.

Wait, how do you like that? You like that?

Yeah.

Here you go. Grab it. Come on. Grab it with your long arms.

Give me the money.

There you go.

I'm putting this away.

Put it away.

That's alright. It's yours.

You burned it as long as you take your fucking shirt off.

She said like, "A way away."

A way away.

Wanna take it from me?

Mm-hmm.

Put my eye on both of you.

Yo, this is fucking awesome.

Yeah, we don't have to bullshit her

Wow look at that. Oh look at her little young

Well, I wasn't I would have one like a nice prop, but I kind of didn't you know think I'd be on fucking bang

Bus that's fucking awesome. Yeah, you would have all your good underwear right right?

You would have matched you don't matter how much it would have been like the fancy one

Did I shit yeah? Oh my God, but it's okay blair 18, and you're fucking you're down to get dirty

I like that and I like the fact that you know what the fuck we do, right?

How could someone not and you appreciate what the fuck we do on this bus, right? I love it. How we help the economy

Yeah

People bus nuts what's it that off a hundred hundred bucks for come on come on. Okay. Come on. Yes, Ron

You know the show, you know the deal

Take a look

She's warm you've been outside too long. Yeah, it's like

You know does that feel good mm-hmm yeah, you're free

Yeah, she's definitely a freak. She jumped on it. She said this is a fucking bang bus. I want on I

want in

You do got some nice tits, right?

Right. Thank you.

A little 18 on titties. Look at that.

(laughs)

Parking.

I wanna see that ass. Here, come step over here, JB.

Yo, turn around.

I'll give you another hundred bucks for your pants. Don't worry about it. Let's go.

For my parents.

Your pants? Whoa!

I heard parents.

Hey, hey. Let's not talk about parents.

(laughs)

You're 18, right?

Yes.

You got ID to prove it?

Yeah.

Alright good.

Fuck.

Bend over the...

Hold on, hold on.

What about the hundred?

Jesus, God, that's gross.

Yeah.

You know we always pay.

Yeah, sure.

Sure you do.

We do always pay.

Technically.

We might take the money back, but we pay up front.

Technically.

Now I'm hiding it.

Ah.

She's a lot you know and I appreciate your taking advantage of an opportunity. I like that

See these are cute kind of

So do you have a boyfriend I don't good because this would be really bad if you did right yeah

But that would be kind of

Have you watched this stuff with your boyfriend before no?

Now you never watch porn with your boyfriend. Not really. It's kind of like mine

Girl keep going. I don't think about turning around. Yeah, exactly

This is so bumpy

There we go all the way girl I

Feel the people outside can see

Come on bend over is that exciting working on is that exciting that they can see whoa

Jupis

Look at that

200 bucks to get your Miami

Not far in Miami really I

Mean you're okay with him touching right cuz you know where this is leading. Yeah

Yeah.

Mm.

God damn.

Oh.

I hope that wasn't like a piece.

Are they honking at us?

Like I see a naked girl peep.

We got a bus rolling by.

Hello, sir.

Mm.

Mm.

Like Ben Spank?

Mm-hmm.

Bad girl?

She's bad, isn't she?

Yeah.

Fuck yeah, she's bad.

She's fucking all weird.

(laughing)

- You wanna taste that?

- Did you bite me?

- You do?

- Okay.

- There you go.

She likes it.

There you go, let's hear it.

You like that shit?

Uh-huh.

You like that?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Fuck yeah.

Some fresh pussy.

Fresh young pussy.

Hey.

(grunting)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

She's not a quiet person.

She's a quiet one.

She's enjoying herself.

Starting my pussy and I shut up pretty quick.

That's how you get a girl to shut up.

Basically. Or give me food.

[GRUNTING]

(ominous music)

(heavy breathing)

[SOBBING]

(grunting)

[SOBBING]

(groaning)

[MUSIC]

>> That pussy.

>> [LAUGH]

Tight little young pussy.

[LAUGHTER]

(heavy breathing)

(moaning)

[moaning]

(grunting)

(heavy breathing)

(panting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(moaning)

(gasping)

(grunting)

(crying)

(crying)

(grunting)

(crying)

(panting)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(crying)

(moaning)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

(crying)

[SOBBING]

Guys, right there.

Yeah, come here.

over. Which way? Just right towards them like that. You know what's next? No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no. Watch your mouth first. You know that.

(mumbling)

(wind blowing)

(muffled talking)

(car engine)

(muffled speaking)

(wind blowing)

(door opens)

(wind blowing)

(gasping)

(muffled talking)

(car engine)

(gasping)

(loud breathing)

[SOUND]

(grunting)

(grunting)

[SOUND]

[LAUGHTER]

[INAUDIBLE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(car door opens)

[Dramatic music]

[Dramatic music]

(car engine roaring)

[INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, fuck yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

There you go. You like sucking dirt? You like making money. Look right here. Look right here. There you go.

I got this.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How far can you go?

How far can you go?

It's a good question.

All right.

I got this.

I got an extra 20 if you could take it off.

One second.

All right.

I got this.

Let's go.

You can see how far you go.

Damn it.

so damn it damn it she wants that one I got bills some some bills go like all

this we can see how far you go

I'm working on it.

It's a work in progress.

I'm warming up.

Look right here. Look at us.

Go ahead.

- I can't smile.

but

[SEAL GRUNTING]

[WATER RUSTLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

[SEAL GRUNTING]

(inaudible)

Like that dick in your mouth?

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

(wind blowing)

(muffled talking)

(mumbling)

(muffled talking)

(mumbling)

(

(

(

(

(

(

(

(

(

)

(

(

)

(

(

)

(

(

)

(

(

)

(

)

She's not shy is she?

She knows what's up.

There you go suck it fast.

Suck it fast and hard.

Suck, suck, suck.

There you go.

Suck, suck, suck.

We're going to show you how to suck porno dick.

Go ahead.

Get it.

I'm learning.

Get it.

I'm learning.

There's a lot of it.

(sighs)

Say ah.

- Ah.

(sighs)

- There you go.

- Oh fuck.

- Good.

I wanna see her get fucked.

- You're gonna get fucked?

- Mm-hmm.

- I'll give you another hundred and let him fuck you.

- Hand it over.

I think she was out for free man we do it I should go into business

Do the business degree thought she's gonna ask me anyway, so I figured I'd just offer it you know me now

She puts it away I wish had a lock on my back to

Do your thing

Right for that dick

Yeah

Love that teenage business tonight

(grunting)

- Okay, what's my dad?

What's good?

Oh yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Oh, fuck you.

- You want that dick in you?

- Yes.

(grunting)

- Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Yeah, you look well through that door.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(crying)

- We're cutting it.

Work it.

Work it.

(crying)

[Crying]

I've got to play with that cliff.

Where's your back?

Oh, it's fluffy.

Oh, yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Yeah.

Oh, baby.

That is nice pizzazz.

(groaning)

Work that tip.

(groaning)

[moaning]

[moaning]

Good.

Oh, dear.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

Yeah.

(groaning)

- Like that dick in you?

- Yes.

- Oh fuck.

(groaning)

- You fucked on the bangles.

- Yes.

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah

(grunting)

(clapping)

Yeah, come here.

(grunting)

Mm-hmm.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[INAUDIBLE]

(breathing heavily)

Unless she likes that, play with that.

(crying)

[Breathing]

[Breathing]

[Breathing]

Yeah.

[Breathing]

Oh, yeah.

[Breathing]

Oh

(breathing heavily)

Yeah, play with that foot.

(groaning)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(gasping)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Oh, fuck, yeah.

(grunting)

Yeah.

(grunting)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(gasping)

(grunting)

[GASPING]

(grunting)

(grunting)

Yes, yes.

Yeah, I'm so nervous. Oh my god, you're about to be...

(crying)

(gasping)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(groaning)

(grunting)

(gasping)

Oh, shit.

- Shut up.

(laughs)

(heavy breathing)

[Music]

(grunting)

(grunting)

Oh

(grunting)

- Get that dick.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

Get that closer to me.

(grunting)

Yeah.

(grunting)

Oh.

[SOBBING]

Yeah, you had a rindback dog.

[SOBBING]

Mm-hmm.

Come on.

[SOBBING]

It's hot in here.

[INAUDIBLE]

So much

(crying)

(crying)

(dramatic music)

(grunting)

Oh, okay.

(grunting)

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, you're gonna go to the whole whole thing.

Bitch, I'm into my chest.

Bitch, I'm into my chest.

Yeah, I see you right.

[MUSIC]

(grunting)

- Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

(grunting)

Good, good, shit.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

Yeah.

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

It's hard when we're breaking.

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

That's excellent.

[SOBBING]

Ah, yeah?

Did you like that?

[Panting]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was good.

(heavy breathing)

[grunting]

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Yeah.

Oh

Yeah

(moaning)

(grunting)

- Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

(grunting)

Lay in your back right here.

(grunting)

Ow!

- Is that right?

- Yeah, that's hot.

(laughing)

(grunting)

(heavy breathing)

- You like that dig, don't you?

- Mm-hmm.

(heavy breathing)

(grunting)

Yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Yeah, but I'm fine.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(crying)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(baby crying)

- You like that dick in you?

- Yes.

- You want a glove?

- Aww.

Harder.

- Harder?

- Yes.

- Oh my god.

(groaning)

( dealing decay)

(

[SOBBING]

Mm-hmm.

[SOBBING]

Ah.

Bang

Yeah.

[SOBBING]

[INAUDIBLE]

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[panting]

You have to turn over.

That is so hard.

Oh, look at him.

He's trying to get some side action.

Some side really action.

Let me see your face.

Let me see your face.

(grunting)

- You like that too?

Tell me you like that too.

- I like that too.

- Oh, fuck yeah.

[SOBBING]

Come on, you guys.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

Oh, shit.

[GROANING]

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, look at you.

You got some gum on your chin.

A little.

It's hanging.

You get up.

[LAUGHING]

There you go.

It's everywhere.

Try to nod you a little bit here and nod you.

You should have put it back a little bit.

I'm not used to that.

Not used to getting combed on your face?

No.

I like it.

You like it?

Yeah, that was awesome.

I hear it's like a moisturizer.

We'll take your word for it.

You want to try some?

No, I'm good.

That was fucking awesome.

That's pretty good.

You straight-

Hey, you were on the fucking bang bus.

That's awesome.

I know!

It's so exciting.

So-

There's a lot of paper towels and stuff everywhere.

Yeah.

Well, I hate to tell you, but you know what we gotta do from here, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I'll be good.

Wait, what do you guys do next though?

Yeah, well, you know what happens next.

We-

Well, but are you gonna just like go get another girl?

What are we what are we gonna do after you? Yeah, I don't know we're probably gonna go have some lunch and uh

What do you say? What do you say JB? We go find another maybe we go hunt for another check. Yeah, sure

I got I'm holding the cameras. Yeah, sure

You know we go hunting but you know as far as you you're you're this is the end of the road for you

Your time has expired your time has expired

Yeah, usually usually you don't know we're leaving you but unfortunately I guess I know what's up

You know what's up, so but we do we aren't gonna take you weird. We are dropping you off in the middle of nowhere

Oh, yeah, I'm actually not sure where I am right now. Yeah, okay. Well you got your phone and uh, and you got money

So I don't feel so bad

You did make

Yeah, tell all your friends

Tell all your friends. I'm gonna

Usually we'll take the money, but I mean you could go ahead and keep it cuz we love our fans

So try to take care of them try and take care of our fans and also you go ahead and keep that money you earned it

But yeah, unfortunately we do got to drop you off

Somebody walks back

You're sitting

That's all your stuff

That's what you're looking for.

Is this yours?

Huh?

So you can get seriously just...

Just gonna like...

Yeah, we're gonna drop you off. That's the way it goes down.

Time to get out. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

We're fishing when we throw all your shit out, but we're not really...

Yeah, we're being nice today. So if we're...

So speed up the process.

Before we do get angry.

Or maybe we should throw all your shit out?

What? No. Okay, I got this.

Cause I got all my shit.

You might want to throw your shoes on.

Oh, yeah. Okay, man. It's hard.

I don't even know where we're at. Sorry. Um, you know.

We're somewhere in the rough.

Yeah, I hope you could call someone and uh...

Um, I'll call you when I call you.

We appreciate you being so cool though.

And I'm glad you're a fan of the Bang Bus.

Yeah, I'm so happy right now.

Yeah, that's awesome. Tell all your friends.

I would you know you do something about social put it on that social

All right, I think you look at that a job search - yeah

But 300 on the top it will actually yeah, what are you gonna do with that $300 car payments car payments? That's awesome

Yeah, you're watching

Yeah, yeah the cab will be good okay all right, there's a little bitch all right, so

Well, what do you want to do?

Just like give a shout out to my mom.

Oh my god.

I was on the bus.

You were on the bus.

Yeah, so you shut that door.

Give your mom an official shout out.

Come here.

Come here.

Tell your mom.

Go ahead.

Love you mom.

I was on the bus.

It was awesome.

All right, speaking of mothers,

let me do something your mother would do.

Make sure you got your money.

Okay, yeah.

She got your stuff.

It's right in here.

No, no, no, don't go.

No, no, no.

You got it?

Yeah, you don't got it because I got it dumbass

Fuck you

Suck a dick. Oh wait you did

Did suck a dick?

Not very good at it though

Got her head skills suck

She was nervous. Yeah, you're being nice. Yeah, I can't believe she recognized you

Like George?

She's like, "George!"

What the fuck?

That's it!

I gotta get another driver.

Carlos or whatever.

That's it.

That's it.

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