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(VIDEO) Eulogio Romero,

who fought against communism in the Blue Division,

debuts with 'Love and Homeland'. "

(PACINO LAUGHS) My colleague from Flanders!

Eulogio Romero Lozano with his wife and two children

in Águilas, province of Murcia.

- So, that means ... - That there are two Eulogio Romero.

It's Julián.

Excuse me would you sign me an autograph?

The calligraphic test certifies it.

It's Julián, but he doesn't know it.

The men you photographed with Eulogio

are republicans who were fighting against Franco.

And Lola knows them well. fifteen

Tomorrow I will see one of them.

She will go alone, but I want you to keep an eye on her from a distance.

Damn, they did know each other.

You can't see your lover again and shake hands, they would suspect.

You were a sniper, you killed people.

You wanted to kill Franco?

This Ministry is in charge

that history continue as is.

Alright, but history ...! Lola!

History is what it is, period.

Ministry of shit.

Lola will find the way to fix it.

Can you trust her?

I know everything.

Not everything.

Yes, everything.

Motherfucker.

We are in the year 2020 and this is your time.

I said my name is not Julián!

Let me go!

Let me go!

I thought I would never see Blanca and Elena again.

And why don't you come to dinner, as a couple?

Is it so apparent? Well yes, Pacino, yes.

And that's not a good for our work.

"I am Federico. Federico, Julián. "

Yes,

I have loved you very much.

(Music)

# One two Three, Four. Five

# here we are # with you again.

# We offer you a happy contest

# intended to test your wits.

# Please, # corner your bad mood

# and transform your television # into a game.

# One two Three,

# please pay attention

# because soon # the curtain will rise. #

"Good evening and thank you very much to all of you for coming

Here we are again with 'One, two, three'. Hi, girls.

-Hello Mayra. -Hello, Mayra, good evening.

-What an original dress.

You remind me of Jane Fonda in 'Barbarella'.

-It is that tonight the program is dedicated to science fiction.

-And Alejandra, you introduce us to couple number 1.

-They are Carolina Bravo Mendoza and Eduardo Robles Prieto,

married and residents of Madrid.

-Hello welcome.

Rosalía de Castro was a woman of exquisite sensitivity

who knew how to portrait the sweetness of the Galician land.

We will not talk about Rosalía de Castro alone,

but for 250 pesetas, you should tell us

writers, authors and poets who have written their works

or part of them in Catalan, Valencian, Galician or Basque.

For example, Rosalía de Castro.

One, two, three, answer again. -Rosalía de Castro. "

(Time sound effects)

(Siren and bell)

Open the fucking door now!

(Door)

I am going to kill you! Open the fucking door, I tell you!

Open it, open it!

Open the door, come on, please. Come on, open up.

Open the door, bitch! Open it now!

-How cool ...

How cool.

-My beloved Carolina, come closer.

What do you think?

-Eh ... I wanted to say that it is ...

Beautiful.

-You heard, Don Diego, cool. (LAUGHS)

-Yes, your majesty, I don't think that the Inquisition thinks the same.

-True. And you should never take wrong with the Holy Office.

In any case, get the brushes,

what i want you to paint to my beloved Carolina.

I want a portrait that is up to

of its art and its beauty, which ...

-Is cool, totally cool.

-Cool.

Obviously, no little mirrors nor removing the clothes.

-As you wish, Your Majesty.

Majesty, she's not from a royal family.

"It will be when I marry her."

Do we praise ourselves?

We praise ourselves. (LAUGHS)

-Cool?

Isn't it too modern for the seventeenth century?

-Yes Yes it is. -If it looks like a Pajares movie.

Cool, we praise ourselves,

to me, it looks more than Pajares, I don't know, rather

from "One, two, three, answer again "right?

What is that, sorry? Ah!

You don't know it? No.

It is a fun television game show.

The problem is that it was released in 1972 and not in the 17th century.

But there is still more.

Ernesto, please.

-The National Library has sent us an autograph letter

from King Philip IV himself on the peace of Westphalia.

-Pay attention.

(READ) "As much as it hurts us the loss of the united provinces,

there is more happiness than pain in the world;

more flowers on earth than rocks in the sea;

and there is much more blue than black clouds;

and it is much more light in the dark.

Say what others say. "

-But that's from Raphael ...

-The painter? -No, the singer.

In short,

someone from the end of the 20th century traveled to 1648, right?

And exaggerates it.

-You are aware that if Felipe does not marry

Mariana from Austria, I will never paint "The Ladies-in-waiting".

-Well, then you will paint "The bitches waiting".

Let's go step by step and follow the protocol.

-What do we do? Are we going straight to 1648

or we investigate how did that woman get there?

I think the latter, right?

Carolina has certainly used an unofficial time gate.

-That will have to be destroyed. -No, no, there is nothing.

There is nothing,

we have no door to give to the royal court of MAdrid in 1648.

1647 or 1649, whatever you want, but 1648, there is nothing.

But Velázquez just got there, right?

-No, I arrived in Seville.

That way, I visited my family, there is a door there.

-Well, Lola and Pacino will try to locate this Carolina.

The portrait that Velázquez painted of her, will help you.

-What? No, that is not finished yet, It's just a sketch.

Diego, facial is enough for recognition.

No, that is not up to my standard,

- it cannot be displayed. -Velázquez, by God!

-Okay, ok, lower the tone, That is not how Felipe IV speaks to me.

- Gentlemen, to work.

Someone very close to Felipe IV

is about to change the history of Spain

and we must prevent it. Very well.

How is Julián?

The same, does not improve, still believs that he's Eulogio Romero.

It is unfinished.

A little big for scanning, right?

I wasn't going to paint a miniature. I wanted to make it better for you.

-How pretty, right? There with his potato omelette ...

Yes, beautiful and anachronistic,

because the first document that talks about the potato omelette

dates from 1789.

This woman exaggerates too much.

Let's see.

I'll get you.

(Mobile vibrating)

You have a call.

Coming.

Okay, let's fold the clothes, huh?

You are going to help me to fold the clothes.

Like this.

It's the taxi driver. Yes.

There is something on the kitchen fire. Yes, I am sterilizing bottles.

Baby why don't you ask to join the Ministry?

No, no, I only came back for Julián.

Alonso, listen to me, don't be mad, ok?

We can leave Blanquita in kindergarten.

In kindergarten ...

You mean In the dungeon for small people. Never.

I also have read they are a center of diseases.

We talk about it when I get back from Brussels, okay?

Good.

(Mobile vibrating)

You are going to miss the plane.

I will greet the flamingos for you.

Oh!

Goodbye.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Yo, really, this is a pain in the ass ...

That's it, that one.

Okay, we got her.

Carolina Bravo Mendoza,

Calle de la Madera 75, second floor on the right.

And is there any record of her it the database?

Well here it says there is a complaint of disappearance

from 1981 and she was never found.

Come on, I'll go with you.

It's...

It's hard, isn't it? With Velázquez.

I almost had to tie him up so he won't come.

Are you fine? Something happened?

No. No?

I don't know, let's see ...

That what happens in an era, well, it stays in that era, right?

Well, some things don't.

But the Police was already here, I told them everything I know.

Doesn't matter, now you tell us again.

-The last time I saw her, she went with her husband to Torrevieja.

Less than a month ago.

And do you know if they had family or friends there?

Didn't you see "One, two, three"?

They got an apartment on the beach.

She didn't come back anymore.

-It's the best thing that the poor thing could do, get away.

Why?

Four years, I lived with them wall to wall.

Screams and beatings every night, poor creature.

-Does the husband still live on the second right?

-Yes. -Thank you.

-But it's easier to find him in the bar at the corner.

-Thank you. Thanks.

-Bye. -Goodbye.

I tell you, life is a mess, my darling.

(TV) "I, as an average Spanish woman,

all I know about Finland is that it is a country

which is in northern Europe, on the North Pole trail;

with long and raw nights;

who has had a composer named ... "

Well, that night

we came back from dinner and she was in the bathroom and ...

I went to sleep.

When I woke up, I went to see, if something happened to her

but she had disappeared.

And why did you take a week to report it?

I thought she woiuld turn up again,

- She always turned up again. - "She always turned up again?"

I don't hit you, just because I still haven't had breakfast,

- you son of a bitch. - Pacino ...

Well, if you want to know something else from me,

talk to my lawyer, ok?

- Hey asshole ... -Excuse me, what did you just say?

-No, nothing, sorry, sorry.

Forgive me.

What's up, Jacinto?

-Angel!

-Jesus...

-What do you say? -What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

But what a joy ... -Good god...

-Jo, how are you?

-Well, come, I introduce you to a friend.

-Hello, how are you, I'm Angel.

- Wow! -What a surprise.

-But you're a dandy. -Good...

A kindergarten?

Do you want us to open here a kindergarten.

Yes, It is the only condition I have.

A nursery for me

and for the rest of the children of Ministry officials.

-I think Blanquita has pooped. -Pooped?

This is literally a shitty situation.

Oh, well, it takes just a minute.

I'm very good at it.

I need help.

Actor, you're an actor.

-Actor, yes, I'm going to shoot a movie with Almodóvar.

- The one who made "Pepi, Luci, Bom ..." - "And other girls from the bunch".

Look, at the dumbass, how he knows cinema.

You can't imagine it.

- Oh yeah? - Yes.

And what movie are you going to do?

- "Labyrinth of passions".

-And what character are you going to do? -Well, I'll be Sadec,

who is an Arab boy who is a member of a terrorist group.

-Sadec? Are you sure Sadec?

-Ah, well I don't know, I think it is pronounced like this.

-Yes, well, what's the difference anyway?

Well, congratulations, man. Congratulations.

-Thank you.

-We have to go, Angel.

But now we stay in contact, okay?

You have to visit the Culebro,

I am there almost every night there.

But I also give you my number. - Excellent.

-There you go.

-See you. (YELL AND LAUGH)

Come on...

Enchanted. Delighted.

(SIGHS)

Is something wrong?

There is something that does not match.

Well it seems perfect to me that there is a nursery here.

As long as it doesn't affect

to the smooth running of the Ministry.

-That's what I think, How do you want to run a nursery here ...

It is not that complicated:

retired officers could babysit

and they would be given some money,

- for the paltry pension they charge. - Good idea.

I'm not asking for anything strange, just for family reconciliation.

Conciliation, Alonso, family reconciliation.

(Phone)

Tell me one thing, Alonso,

Have you ever been a member of the Tercios in Flanders

or in the Workers Commissions?

Yes, Angustias.

Yes, put him through.

It's Pacino.

-Let's see, boss,

we have found out that Carolina and her husband

they got a flat in Torrevieja competing in the "One, two, three",

that she disappeared there and that her husband mistreated her.

-Now all that remains is ... -No, wait, it's not that easy.

Let's see,

I met a childhood friend

and it turns out he's an actor.

The thing is, he told me he will be the protagonist

in the next movie of Pedro Almodóvar,

- "Labyrinth of passions". - Just a moment,

but wasn't Banderas going to do that?

-Exactly, There is the problem.

-Sure, that's a problem if Banderas doesn't do it,

Almodóvar will lose his favorite actor.

-Of course, indeed.

And he can't shoot "Tie me up" neither "Matador", nor "The law of desire",

nor "Women on the brink ..." And what is worse, "Pain and glory".

Still unclear if that will happen.

Pacino, stay in 1981 with your friend.

Investigate. -Excellent.

Shit...

What happened? That we stay.

-Do you believe that what you tell us justifies that they remain in 1981?

-Ernesto, you are sometimes more backward than Sagasta.

Of course yes.

Almodóvar and Banderas are two icons of our popular culture.

Strongly agree. Meanwhile, I will go to Torrevieja

to find the door which Carolina used to traveled to 1648.

All right. Alonso, are you with her?

What?

So fast?

Very good, very good.

But I'm going to need a kangaroo.

Before I forget, the babysitter is about to arrive,

but, just in case she's late,

here is a list of instructions, ok?

What is this?

The Table of Commandments of fatherhood?

- More or less. - Alonso!

- What? - Come on.

I'm going, I'm going. I'm going, I'm going.

Well ...

Alright, with Angustias you're going to be fine, little girl.

You don't know how difficult it is for a father

to see his daughter in the arms of anothers.

And you don't know how difficult it is for a woman who is not a mother

take care of other people's children.

I'm glad, we are on the same page, Angustias.

Well I'm leaving.

There it is, there it is, it is there ...

Goodbye, goodbye.

(BLANCA CRIES)

-Clown! -Douchebag!

What an environment, right?

Madrid of the 80s, baby, come on.

(Music)

Two gin cola.

What? Cheer up, woman,

take away that serious face you have.

Lola, uh ...

I didn't know you had such a special friend.

I've only had two friends in my life:

Angel and my invisible friend.

When I was little I was beaten by the children and Ángel defended me.

Of course, in exchange, as an adult,

I helped with all the girlfriends, he was a donjuán.

What's up?

Well, I have located your donjuán.

Hey!

You are here!

Hello.

Well, well, the one that was missing.

Is it Pedro? Really?

Hello, good evening everyone.

I see we have many braves here, Great, I love it.

Let's see, now,

my friend and I are going to improvise a nice song.

So if they push play in the cabin, well, come on, let's go there.

# "One ...

# One plus one.

# Two ...

# Only you.

# Three ...

# Free of nitht.

# Four ...

# Four Seasons.

# Five ...

# Jackson Five.

# Six ...

# Is my sex.

# Seven ...

# Seven up.

# Eight ...

# After eight.

# Nine.

# Nine to five.

# Ten.

# Bo Dereck.

# Suck me.

# Suck me baby "#

If the door is not here wich Carolina traveled to

the 17th century with, I don't know where the hell it's going to be.

The truth is that you will never cease to amaze me

with your skills.

(CHISTA)

What is it? A moment of silence, please,

when we stand before the dream of millions of Spaniards:

to participate in the "One, two, three" and win the car

or the apartment in Torrevieja.

Irene ...

The bolt has been broken.

The bastard followed her here and broke the door.

Sorry, it's me, it's me ...

Hello, Angustias, how are you, how are you doing?

How come the babysitter hasn't arrived?

No, no, but she has to be about to arrive, no.

No, no, no, I understand, Angustias, but what not ...

Let's not be nervous, please.

Let's see, let's see, Angustias, Angustias.

On page 3 of the instructions ...

Angus ... He hung up on me.

Dried blood.

A person fits here, doesn't it?

(Air stream)

El Alcázar de Madrid.

Come on, Alonso, we have to go back.

(Music)

Lola, Lola ... What?

And you two, How do you know each other?

I also sing here.

One or two nights every week.

And one of those nights, well, Pedro came to see me.

-And I saw a star.

-More than a star...

A bitch.

-Hey, what I wanted to ask you, this boy,

Where did you hide him until now?

-You, with that face, you should be an actor.

- Me an actor? No, no, no ... - Yes yes...

-No, there is a boy right now working in Madrid,

doing classical theater, Antonio Banderas, you must meet him.

-Thank you, honey, but I'm afraid that the deal is already closed.

- Pedro, you never know.

I have to play in a movie of yours,

I think I would like to play a shallow woman.

I would like that too, because you're cute, darling.

but all the characters are created by Fabio.

- Exactly...

- Look, Pedro, I mean, I insist,

you have to know Antonio Banderas,

- He's really good. - Is he great though?

- Yes, he is. - Ok, listen to me,

- that boy, what is he? Your boyfriend? - My boyfriend?

Jesus, you haven't see a bigger macho in your life, than him.

Uh, hetero! Well I appreciate it, darling,

but it seems to me that my problem right now is not the cast,

but the money.

Since I did "Pepi, Luci, Bom",

everybody says that I make dirty movies.

- But it's really good. -Tell that to the banks,

Two of them already left the project.

They want me to do a more family friendly movie.

Of course, and not a story about two nymphomaniacs who fucks

- everything that moves ... -Shut up, shut up, you fool.

"Labyrinth" is a fairy tale,

it's the classic story in which the prince

conquers the commoner.

-You can dress it how you want ... -Well, actually,

we still have a chance with the Industrial Credit Bank.

- Pass me the enamel. - What?

- The nail polish. - Oh!

The Industrial Credit Bank? Yes.

My mother lit two candles for the Virgin of Remedios.

If you give me the role of a superficial woman,

- I get the money for you. - Lola ...

Yes, my uncle works there.

Oh what an "overdose"!

No ...

Really, I don't know how it could have happened.

I don't know when it occurred to me about my uncle,

I'm sorry.

The same is true that I have drunk a little more than the budget allowed.

Don't drink again on duty.

No, no, no. But ...

It's not a bad idea.

No?

That's what history says, isn't it?

Listen:

Javier de Garcillán, executive producer of the film:

"70% of a total 20 million pesetas

have been paid with a credit of the Industrial Credit Bank;

and the remaining 30%,

thanks to various private contributions. "

-But if the money comes from the Ministry,

doesn't that change history?

-The money will be given by the BCI, as the story says.

We will infiltrate Lola's uncle there.

(ERNESTO NODS)

-And who is her uncle?

-You. -Me?

How am I going to be an executive bank if I have no idea how that works?

Remember when you posed

as a producer of the record industry

so that Julio Iglesias quit playing football.

Salvador, sorry, but there is a little problem,

which is that I told him that today I would send the script to my uncle

and that the meeting would be today.

See? I don't have time to read it.

-Well, no problem,

as if those suits read more than ten lines.

It's enough to know he synopsis. Let's see, just a moment ...

Okay, here it is, here:

"'Labyrinth of passions' tells the love story

between a young nymphomaniac and the son of an Arab sheik.

While she is part of a violent music band,

what interests him the most are cosmetics and men.

Music, violence, persecutions, passion, sex. "

-The 80s, a time of liberties.

Now, in the XXI century,

no one would dare to produce this movie.

-Yes, and I have to help to finance all that.

-Ernesto, I know that medieval blood runs through your veins

but we are not the Holy Office.

-All right, yes, sir.

-And you decide what to do.

But Almodóvar has to meet Banderas.

Yes sir, I'll take care of that.

We start with couple number 1.

For 10 ducats, tell us comedy titles

of our failed Mr. Lope de Vega

for example...

-The counts have arrived de Peña Andrade and Doña Carolina.

-Great, it was time.

-Like, for example, "Lady Nitwit", one, two, three, answer again.

- "Lady Nitwit". - "Lady Nitwit".

- "The dog in the manger". - "The dog in the manger".

They have converted the palace into the set of "One, two, three".

What the hell are you talking about?

- "The pretended true". - "The pretended true".

(PLAY MUSIC FROM "ONE, TWO, THREE")

- "The ill married". - "The ill married".

(Music)

Look at the king.

-Well, well, my niece was right, you have talent.

-Thank you.

-However, the story seems a bit ...

Daring.

-Look,

I assure you that Madrid it's a city

where everything can happen.

-Yes, of course, yes, yes.

But look, look here in the script, here, where Sexilia says:

"The recipe for a good party is music, alcohol,

porn videos and dope." A little excessive, don't you think?

- The incest thing another ... - Uncle Ernesto!

These are modern times.

The 80s, the time of freedom.

Orders are orders.

-Sorry? -No, nothing, doesn't matter.

Well you will have your money to finance his film.

I had thought of, I don't know, maybe ...

- 70%.

- Granted.

- Really ...?

And remember what we had talked about. Yes, I now, I now.

I have to meet that ... Antonio Banderas.

Yes. Don't forget.

Girl what an obsession you all have with that boy.

Not that it was Marlon Brando.

There are five correct answers at ten ducats each,

so 50 ducats.

-Very well, 50 ducats!

We've been here all day,

Nobody is working in this court?

When did you see somebody work in a court, Alonso?

For eight ducats,

tell us names of weapons used by the Tercios

like, for example, a sword. One, two, three, answer again.

A sword. A sword.

A musket. A musket.

A dagger. A dagger.

An arquebus. An arquebus.

A spear. A spear.

A halberd. A halberd.

A revolver ...

(Bell)

But, but what word did you invent?

You must think and count to seven, Well the answer is pistol.

-With this score, Don Alonso and Doña Irene, go to the final phase.

Don Alonso and Doña Irene have stayed

with the score from Maestro Carlos Patiño.

Well I offer you 300 ducats or the gift.

Must be a very valuable gift to offer us such an amount.

I don't know, don't believe it.

The 300 ducats or the gift.

We have come to play.

Very well. Very good.

We'll see...

(LEE) "According to the Orpheus legend, music calms the beast.

And that's what you can proof

because the present you take, is ...

Four dozen of chickens, what you say?"

(ALL) Oh!

(Applause)

Don Alonso, you should have had accepted the 300 ducats.

(Music)

- Damn, Ángel, What are those spots, man?

-What are you doing here? -I came to see your act.

And those spots?

-Well, I don't know, it must be a reaction to something I have eaten.

- Did you go to the doctor?

-I'm already giving myself an ointment. -Okay, Angel,

whatever the doctor tells you, okay?

-Jesus, alright ... -Angel Angel...

No, not much, really, Alonso is my second husband.

My first husband died.

Sorry.

No, don't be sorry.

He was a beast, humiliated me whenever he could.

I know very well what you are talking about.

(Door)

"Open the fucking door! Open up, open up now!

Open the door, bitch! Open it!

Bitch!

(Air stream)

(Barking)

"Has something happened to you, ma'am?"

-Where am I?

-In Madrid, where else would you be?

-But the carnival is not until February.

-You definitely need help,

come to the court with me, there you will be safe. "

And so it began your love story.

Yes.

Carolina stayed here to heal her wounds

and by the time she was ready to leave, I had already fallen in love with her.

- And I asked her to stay with me. - Sure,

who can refuse the request of a king.

Thank God.

I have not met someone like her before,

Carolina is the woman of my life.

- And she makes an omelette ... - Sure...

in the kitchen and in bed is where it distinguishes a good plot.

Wise saying, I didn't hear it before.

What a beautiful name you have and how unusual.

Where is it from?

My mother gave it to me in honor of the daughter of a princess.

Princess Grace.

Grace Kelly?

Since I heard the word "revolver",

I knew there was something strange.

Of course that there is something strange, dammit,

this is not your time and you can't stay here.

Bad tongues say that she has no royal blood.

I don't care, she will be my wife.

Felipe IV has to get married with Mariana from Austria

or our history will change. Do you understand?

What is it, my lady?

-Majesty, these two, they are conspiring against you.

What if we tell the king the truth?

We will be executed before we can open our mouths.

Don't you feel sorry?

For what?

Having to separate a couple that loves each other so much.

Let's see,

we are imprisoned and they will kill us in this dungeon in the year 1648,

and the only thing that matters to you is the king loving

of a woman who was born three centuries after him.

Look, if we get out of this alive,

remind me not to let you see more soap operas.

Lola ...

No, I will not be able to accompany you to Pedro and Banderas.

With Angel.

Very sketchy, girl, very sketchy.

Come on, I'll leave you, bye.

(Respirator)

-You still there.

-No, I'm not!

How are you?

-Ah ...

-You're going to be fine, Angel.

-No, Jesus, no.

I will not, no.

I want to make Pedro's movie.

(SIGHS)

Damn, you should see your face,

you are more scared than me.

(LAUGHS)

(Door)

I'm really sorry.

What are they going to do with us?

They'll behead us.

Will you be able to live a lifetime with that charge of conscience?

You have to get us out of here and return to your life.

If not, the history of Spain will change.

I do not care about the history of Spain,

I care about my story my life.

Carolina, trust us, we can protect you.

Yeah right.

Do you know how many times I've heard that?

How many times have I got beaten and they didn't even open a damn case?

No, not even my parents helped me.

Sorry, but I can't go back.

I would kill that man with my own hands.

Here, with the king, I am safe.

I'm fine here.

Get us out of here and we'll help you to have a new life.

And, maybe, maybe another love will illuminate your sad heart.

I don't need a new love

I will always love Paco until I die.

Who is Paco?

Paco is my first boyfriend,

who played in a band, in Moratalaz,

in "The Bits".

Keep talking, please.

My father forced me to get married with Eduardo, the son of his boss.

But I have always loved Paco.

We had a plan to run away on my wedding day.

"Today we have met

to celebrate the sacrament of marriage.

Eduardo and Carolina have a happy life ahead

because the union between a man and a woman was the creation of God ... "

He waited in front of the Church, in the car,

for me to come out.

But I didn't dare.

You didn't have the courage to escape

and even today you are regretting it.

- God knows yes. - Have the courage to get us out of here

and you will not regret it again.

(SIGHS)

I don't know if it will save us, but you've been brilliant.

I want to see my daughter again.

(BLANCA CRIES)

(ANGUSTIAS COMFORTING)

-You have a very romantic face, you should make movies someday.

Bye.

Who was that guy?

Nothing, just a kid who has made a movie.

That one won't make another movie, I tell you.

Sorry for being late, I've met that handsome boy.

Tell me where is this Antonio Banderas

that you have to introduce to me.

I think it will no longer be necessary to introduce him to you.

And why?

Because he's that handsome boy that you just met.

It's like it's written that I had to meet him.

I told you so.

They say fate is inexorable, right?

Like time.

(WHISPERING) Quick, we don't have time.

What about the guards?

Asleep I have given them a soup with herbs and they have fallen like flies.

Come on, there is no time for explanations.

We will help you in everything, Carolina. Come on, come on!

(VIDEO) "When 'Pepi, Luci, Bom' was released

my 10 year old nephew asked me:

'Uncle, when are you going to do a film that is not so dirty

so I can see it? '

This made me reflect on the fact, that indeed,

'Pepi', has been rated mature,

excluded the audience that interested me a lot,

which is the young audience.

So when I had the chance to make a second movie,

I decided to make a children's movie.

And so "Labyrinth of Passions" was born.

I brought a prince to Madrid,

I made him live an intense and turbulent relationship

with a girl and I put them, more or less,

in today's Madrid life.

Unfortunately I didn't get a children's movie, rather the opposite.

It is very difficult to make a movie about Madrid

that resonate with minors. "

-Congratulations, "Labyrinth of Passions" was released

and Antonio Banderas was in the cast.

-Thanks that I financed it.

Too bad nobody can know.

-Thanks to Irene and Alonso,

Felipe IV got married with Mariana from Austria,

Carlos II was born and Velázquez was able to paint his Meninas.

And they don't know how quiet it has become.

Good job, the meeting is over.

Thank you, sir.

You Pacino please stay

I'm so sorry about your friend Angel.

Take a few days off and go see him.

I don't know if I can, boss.

Listen to me,

go see your friend.

Thank you.

You're all dramatic.

- You look great. - I already know, what do you think.

This light does not favor me.

- One thing I will tell you, as soon as you recover,

you already know that I'm counting on you.

- Come on...

You worry about doing a fucking movie

and they invite you to the San Sebastian Festival.

San Sebastian!

And then, you make another movie.

- And then another. -And another and another and another.

Yes, and another and another until they give you a damn Oscar.

The Oscar he says! The "Oscor" they are going to give me.

You have something very special.

Come on, you know it, slut.

Come on,

promise me they'll give you the Oscar.

You know what?

I promis.

Can you do me a favor?

- Whatever it takes. - Sure

- Help me get dressed. - To get dressed?

To dress for what?

Good evening Madrid.

In life, there are fun times

and others that, well, they are not so fun.

But when everything collapses,

there is always an escape.

(SINGS IN ENGLISH)

That Paco wasn't going to wait outside.

He will have fallen asleep,

the truth is that was never very punctual.

Since we can't change your past,

we will change your future.

"My name is Eulogio.

That is your problem, you don't know who you really are.

And I can't do more for you,

you need someone of flesh and blood. "

-You don't remember anything? -Only one person,

he woke up and screamed for her.

Elizabeth I of England

has been killed before being queen.

I would like to be relieved of this mission,

I'm not going to help, whoever asking,

the main enemy of Spain.

As you wish, but you are leaving

to meet the great Duke of Alba.

Welcome to the delicious English weather.

Look, Amelia, if that'S even your real name,

if you think you're going to break me trying to drive me crazy

or something like that, you're wrong.

Stop!

Stop ... "In the name of love".

How I envy knowing languages.

You better go. Why?

Because I'm scared!

Stay with me until I fall asleep.

Kings plant their throne

over the bodies of thousands of dead soldiers.

You must go immediately to save Isabel.

- Why does the queen want to kill her? - Wants to get rid of his sister

to protect the life of his future son who, by the way,

according to history, never was born.

If it were up to me, more than one would be skewered on a pike.

- I smell a brawl. - Me too.

To me Tercios, protect the king!

Imagine that one day this king or any other

starts walking down the wrong path.

That wouldn't be the first time.

If that cost the life of ours,

would you be able to attempt against him?

Never.

Who's that guy? Who is with my family?

The real Eulogio Romero.

No!