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I don't know how much time I have left.

These 5G towers ever since they've been popping up,

people have been,

acting so weird.

I don't wanna say it's zombies

because that they don't, they don't exist, right?

Like that's like impossible

but I don't how to explain what I've seen,

what I've heard.

I'm so, I'm so scared.

I'm hungry and I'm scared.

I haven't left my house in weeks

and I keep hearing things outside my house.

Shit.

Oh my god.

I think it's gonna come in the house.

See,

Okay, I don't know what's about to happen.

Hey watch it.

You're gonna drop that plate.

We have dozens of the bloody things,

market

Yes but that was a present from mum remember?

From that dinner service thing.

You nearly finished?

Yeah, just a few knives and forks and I'm done.

Why did he say

hands that do dishes are as soft as your face?

It was my turn to wash yesterday.

I've done it three times this week.

My face is as rough as fuck.

Got my own bloody bristles on a toothbrush.

And I love every single one of them.

Watch it.

Hey, that hurt.

You know what I saw at the stores the other week?

Mango and passion fruit very liquid.

What next?

Kumquat.

Kiwi.

Tomato probably.

Hey isn't the water supposed to go down

the plughole a different way in Australia?

Yeah, there a lot of things differently in Australia.

We don't call it down under for nothing.

No, seriously.

Yeah I think so.

It swirls to the left, anti-clockwise here

and clockwise on neighbors.

You sure that's right?

Yeah, positive.

No, you're wrong.

Clockwise on Coronation Street.

What about there down up.

They don't really drink much water down there do they?

Fiver says your wrong.

Wanna bet?

can take a five enough yet?

Right, come and look at this then.

Oh bollocks, missed it.

Yeah, see.

That's one plastic five buck you owe me.

Oh balls.

Well I have to give you later anyway.

I'm off into town now, need to return these library books.

Oh, have you taken your phone?

Oh yes.

Thanks for reminding me.

All right Ang, see you later.

I'll look after India

and don't let them talk you in turning an upgrade.

All right you.

Don't spend too long on that you'll get square eyes.

Hi Doctor Singh.

And rioting in Northern Sweden

appears to have spread to the South of the country

and across the border into Norway.

Swedish authorities have issued a statement saying

that the situation is under control

although there appears to be a media blackout

in areas hardest hit by the initial outbreak.

The social unrest and writing-

- Two of those received minor injuries

and were treated very soon.

Swedish authorities have issued a plea for calm

following a second night of rioting in north of the country.

The unrest appears to have spread to the south

although Stockholm so far appears unaffected.

Norwegian authorities report an isolated pockets of trouble

in a small number of towns on the border of Sweden.

Hello, can I help?

Yeah, can you have a look at my phone for me?

It's frozen on the home screen.

I tried turning it off and on again

but it just won't work.

Yes.

We've had quite a few of those today.

They've updated the operating system

and some of the older units have frozen on the reboot.

Can you fix it?

It's an old model.

There's not much I can do with it I'm afraid.

Have you thought about upgrading?

No, I'm not in a contract.

How much for new one?

Look, we've got a special one today

with discount in a lot of the top units.

Much more affordable.

Let me show you.

This one is proving very popular.

Very popular.

You don't like it?

I'm sure there's something here to catch your eye.

you don't like it?

Hey, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.

Now what seems to be the problem.

So how are you feeling after everything you told me today?

It still seems so real to me.

Seems?

Before, it was real.

Nobody else seems to remember it happening.

I'm not sure.

Not being sure is a good start.

When's Barney coming in to see you?

This evening.

He's coming from work.

Well you do seem much calmer now Angie.

How are you getting on with quardraphine?

It makes me sleepy.

Okay.

I think we should stick with it for a little longer.

Is that okay?

Do I have a choice?

It does seem to be working.

Doesn't seem so real now.

You've worked really, really hard today.

Well done Angie, well done.

And you're confident of the outcome?

Yeah, it's the progress is a bit slow

but yeah she's responding okay.

And we're nowhere nearer to finding out why

she never responded to the initial treatment.

You're always gonna get the exception

but overall the results have been outstanding.

And have they're been any of the cases like this?

One or two right across the country

but nothing around here.

Yeah, it's good that she's responding.

I wouldn't wanna take more drastic action.

Well, if she doesn't continue to respond,

we're just gonna have to kill her.

This is not a test.

This is your biohazard warning system.

Due to the new COVID-19 virus,

the following measures come into effect.

We are announcing the start

of the immediately effective nationwide quarantine

which has been officially approved

by the United States government.

Commencing at the siren leaving your own household,

even for medical or everyday errands

will be a criminal offense

and will be punished with state forced quarantine

and depending on the severity

of the quarantine violation, death.

Visits to relatives, neighbors or friends

will be illegal during this time.

No one has been granted immunity from the quarantine.

What's up Mike.

Hey you silly motherfucker how you doing?

Hey what's up?

Yeah I'm having trouble.

Yeah I'm just getting out of work man.

Fuck you I'm not always drinking.

No, no, that's.

look dude I gotta go.

Look I gotta leave.

Listen we need to talk about this whole 5G thing.

No stop, don't start with that 5G tower shit okay?

Stop telling me fucking stories.

What are you?

Fucking Walt Disney?

Look man, I'm not sure that that's a phrase

but get rid of your fucking phone all right?

I've something to drink but I'm not fucking drunk yet.

I gotta eat dinner, Mike.

I gotta fucking eat.

Zombies, I'ma be eating like a fucking zombie

if I don't get the fuck outta here okay?

All right, I'll talk to you later okay?

Okay.

Hang up the phone.

Keep smoking your pot and keep drinking in the garage,

okay go fuck yourself, okay bye.

Eat a dick.

Eat a dick bye.

You're a zombie.

You don't lock the doors around here?

Made me drive all around town looking for your vodka

nobody saw him

Twenty-five bucks by the way,

said it was twenty-five bucks.

See if anybody is home.

Hello.

Kids, you guys here?

What your mom on a fender again?

Oh.

Excuse me Bob, excuse me.

Thank you.

Kids you're home?

Yes?

Jasmine.

Okay, yeah what's up?

Why are you here?

Is your mother out?

No, can you fucking leave?

You know I used to live here, you know,

you used to like me.

You used to, treated me decent.

No, I don't like you at all

but you could leave, like it's an option.

I'd really love you too.

Look, you're mum had me drop off something for her okay?

Vodka?

How do you know about vodka?

What is it your business?

Look, is she here or not?

Look Jasmine, I like, your mother had me

go over to shop for her.

You don't live here.

All right, appreciate it.

Bye.

Thanks for helping me, bye.

Bitch.

Catherine, Catherine.

You see your mother around?

No, why?

She had me go to the supermarket pick something up.

What?

Vodka?

For the second week in a row.

Are you a servant or something?

Aren't you like 40?

So she's not here, you haven't seen her?

No, she's not here.

Figure it out yourself, you're like 40.

What the hell.

Thanks, appreciate it.

Yeah no problem.

Thanks.

Dude, he's so ugly like, get a life or something.

Another bitch.

Seriously if she's didn't have that ugly ass uni-brow

she would be a little bit better.

Final stage symptoms include erratic behavior,

foaming from the mouth and cannibalism.

If you notice-

- 5G towers.

Symptoms isolate-

- Corona virus.

Stay indoors at all times until further-

- Zombies, what the fuck is this bullshit?

There is no known cure

for the virus at this time.

Hey Mike what's up.

It's just my neighbor fucking bite,

my neighbors fucking bit someone bro.

Mike, what are you talking about?

It's like my fucking house.

Mike you gotta come down Mike.

You're not making any fucking sense.

I said don't answer your fucking phone, okay?

Don't answer your phone I don't care

who the fuck it is, okay?

Whenever people answer their phones,

Mike,

they're insane man.

Mike, no, no, no, no.

Please man.

I shot my neighbor, I shot him so don't answer your fucking-

- Mike,

what you gotta stop fucking drinking, all right?

Lay off the fucking weed.

Fuck.

Dude listen, I don't care if it's your sister,

your daughter, wife, I don't give a fuck who it is.

Don't answer your fucking phone.

Oh fuck.

I'm hanging up.

I'm not fucking listen to this.

I'm not fucking listening anymore.

That doesn't make any fucking sense, Mike.

I'm a fucking logical guy, right?

That doesn't make any fucking sense.

Listen man, I know it doesn't make any fucking sense,

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Get your fucking self together, seriously man.

This is fucking bullshit, no fucking way it can happen.

Come on.

Listen man, listen man.

I'm telling you what-

- We're fucking done, this is bullshit.

Jennifer.

What's going on?

The fuck is going on?

Look I don't care about dinner at this point, okay?

What-

- No.

No, get the fuck away from me.

Oh my god.

No, no, no.

What's going...

Baby.

Mike?

I just fucking killed my fucking wife.

You motherfucker.

Fuck you.

Mike, I don't know Mike.

I don't know.

They're coming for me.

I know they're coming for me.

God damn it.

Mike, what's going on Mike?

Oh God, fuck.

Mike, that's your wife, Mike.

Oh my god what happened?

Don't answer your phone.

It's the you fucking moron.

Don't answer your fucking-

Why?

Why?

You fucking moron.

I can't.

You, I'm sorry.

I'm can't.

There's no way.

There's no way.

If anyone finds this I'm sorry I was a coward.

I'm sorry.

You can't kill what's already dead.

I can't go out like that.

I can't go out like that.

Please know I tried.

I tried.

I'm not a coward.

I'm not a coward

but I'm not going out like that.

So if anyone actually makes it out of this

and finds this just know

I'm not coward.

I'm sorry,

I tried.

Hey guys.

I just wanted to pop in here

and say hello and ask how you're holding up.

It's been like three days, I don't even know

but it seems like a month.

I'm so tired of being indoors.

I really wanna go out and get some sun but

they're saying that we probably shouldn't

even be going outside.

So this is the best I've got.

I'm like literally so pasty for the summer it's depressing

and my dogs keep barking at things,

I don't even know what they're barking at.

It's probably like there's too many neighbors at home

or something or like children.

There's like lots of kids home now too 'cause who knows?

Do you guys have any insight on what's going on?

If so, sound off in the comment section below

and if you have any tips for me

on how I can get my nice summer tan

while doing whatever this is for however long we have to

or using olive oil or any kind of like products

that I can get from home 'cause I don't know

if the maid's gonna come back and get my grocery list

and what am I supposed to do then?

It's like,

hello how am I supposed to fend for myself?

Like I just literally don't.

So, just let me know what you guys are up to.

Love you all, I miss you so much.

Bye.

Hey guys, I am just popping in again.

Oh my videos used to be so much more fun

this is so not fun but Muffy and Buffy

have to go outside and potty

and I can't even take them for a walk

and now no one has come by to check on me,

it's getting really weird out here.

Like normally I'd be really excited

that I don't have people around but the other night

there was like this really creepy person

and they were walking around kind of checking on things,

at least I hope they were checking on things.

Buffy what are you doing?

Oh my God Buffy does not even know what to do.

Buffy is like, we don't poop on property.

Like we just don't do this.

We're making due with what we have.

There's not even anybody golfing right now

What is happening?

Okay.

So and my pool service, what is going on with that?

So like, yeah there was this guy and he was like looking

over the fence and I thought maybe he was paparazzi

but there was something really weird about him.

Like, I don't know if it's just the fact

that people can't get proper nutrition right now

with the grocery stores overrun

but oh my God, what was wrong with that guy?

And I don't even know who to call.

Like what if he like gets over my fence

and like actually sees in my windows.

I'm such a private person and I just can't right now,

it's just so much.

So does anyone have any advice for like how to build things?

You know, like we just board some things up or something.

Buffy.

Oh my God.

My dog is like so lost right now.

We usually have like people to help us walk them.

They don't just like go outside and potty, like savages.

Just crazy, crazy, crazy stuff right now

and starting to get really worried and

yeah if you guys could just give me some insight

on kind of like where you're at,

how are you holding things up,

how do you make booby traps in case, you know

somebody wants to look at me take a shower

or something we're so weird but you know

people will take advantage of hard times,

they really do.

Oh my God it's getting windy now too.

I have no help.

Oh, there goes my hat.

Okay I guess it's time for me to go.

I need both hands to hold this hat.

It's a really nice hat though.

So, I hope you guys are having a great day.

Okay, I normally would not let you guys see me like this

but that guy is back again.

My dogs were barking like crazy and I,

I don't know.

I just looked out the window and I saw him.

I think it's the same guy, I don't know

but it looked like it,

it looked like he was trying to like dig.

Like he was trying to dig under my fence like,

I'm literally shaking right now

and I would normally charge for you guys

to see me like this but I need someone to talk to,

I'm getting really scared like,

I've heard reports earlier

that it had something to do with our cell phones

or like our WiFi or our fucking what was it?

Oh pardon me, our network.

Was it a network coverage?

Is it my cell provider?

I think it might've been my cell provider, I don't know.

I was only half listening,

I know I should have been more diligent with this

but I don't know what to do

and I tried to call the police but the lines are like,

I'm just getting that busy signal.

I don't know

and I don't really have any friends and like,

I don't know my neighbors, so I don't know if he needs help.

Am I supposed to go out there and help him?

Like usually someone would tell me what to do

and I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Oh.

I am so scared, I'm starting to get really scared

'cause I don't...

I don't know if maybe I'm imagining this

or if he's really like, what am I supposed to do?

I really like, I have a lot of windows and

I don't,

I'm gonna

I'm gonna keep,

I can't even talk.

Like I'm just so frustrated.

I'm gonna keep trying to call the police

if somebody like knows what to do

I'm such a non-aggressive person.

I've never hurt anybody, I've never used a weapon before.

I don't even own a gun.

I don't even own a gun.

My dogs are like really small.

Oh my God I should find my dogs.

Oh my God like,

I haven't heard them bark for a bit like,

holy shit I gotta go, I gotta go

I'm so sorry.

Okay what it is people don't seem to understand out there.

The world has gone totally crazy.

No one understands what's going on,

no one knows what's going on.

In other countries, in foreign countries around the world,

it's all happening.

There's a 5G signal that literally is emitting these waves,

is turning people into zombies.

I cannot stress this enough.

It's turning people into zombies,

It's giving people corona virus.

The virus is mutating and creating zombies.

You can get a piece of shungite, you can put it in water.

Okay put it in here, look,

if you put shungite in water, that is gonna protect you,

that's going to heal you, that's gonna stop

your body absorbing these 5G negative radiation waves

that is pumping out into the masses.

People need to understand this.

People need to understand.

I swear I saw that guy out here again.

I want you guys to see him and tell me

if he looks sick or what, what do you think?

Like, I just want someone else to see him.

I know I'm not imagining him, I know he's here.

God, I just saw him, where did he go?

Fuck.

I just saw him.

I just saw him.

Oh my god.

Wait, wait, wait I think I see him, I think I see him.

He's like,

oh my god.

Hey what are you doing?

He's just standing there.

He's just, he's right there in the bushes.

Do you see?

Right there.

Right there.

He's like right there by that tree

across the way at my neighbor's house.

What are you doing?

Oh my god, he's just standing there.

Wait, wait, what?

Who the fuck is that now?

What?

Oh my God I think there's someone else there.

There's something wrong with her.

She,

is she, she looks like,

I can't tell she's really far away but

she's walking like she's hurt.

I just...

What do you want?

I think that guy's coming back over here.

I think that guy's coming back over here.

Oh my God.

What do I do?

I wish you guys could see this.

I want you to see these people like,

I think there's something wrong with them.

I got, I don't even...

who do I call, like what do I do?

Like I can't get through to anybody.

I gotta go.

Okay.

This might be my last video.

I think I heard someone downstairs.

I don't know, I don't feel really good either.

Buffy.

Oh my god, I think Buffy is out there.

Buffy.

Shit.

Buffy.

Buffy?

Buffy, come, get in here, get, come on no,

No where are you going?

Come back.

Come, come.

Please come.

Come in.

Hurry.

Buffy.

Oh my god, what the fuck?

What is happening?

Buffy please come back.

What is that?

Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Something's wrong.

Buffy?

Buffy.

What's happening?

Hey guys.

This is Scythe000

and I think this might be my last blog post.

I keep checking the news to see if anything's changed

but my Internet's failing.

My cellular reception is almost gone.

This roll out's not what they told us it was gonna be.

I can hear them outside.

I don't know if you guys can see this

but they tried to get in.

I can't flip the camera, take a look at this.

I don't know if you can see that okay but

I managed to close the window on it

and cut his hand off but this is serious.

I don't know how much more I can take.

I'm not able to get any responses

from friends or family anymore.

You know, I originally did this

because I enjoyed connecting with the world and yeah.

You know I'd get a thrill out of

being a YouTuber and a vlogger

and seeing people respond and react to everything

but it's all going away.

This is real.

It's kind of crazy to think about but

it feels like we're seriously living

in a historical event here.

Something that's, I don't wanna say apocalyptic

but if we as a society get past this

it's gonna have lasting effects for generations.

This is world changing.

You guys know that I have a background in engineering.

This is not what they told us 5G was gonna be.

It was supposed to simply be using different spectrum

that we'd already been using for different purposes.

Maybe different intensities, no big deal, right?

It's not even supposed to be ionizing radiation.

I don't know what this is

but there's more at work here than we know about

and than what they're telling us.

God, I keep checking for updates but

I'm just losing my mind here.

I don't know if anyone's even gonna see this report.

I'm walking around checking carefully to see,

oh my God, I think I see some down the street.

Oh my God.

I keep trying not to make too much noise

because I'm just, I'm worried they're gonna find me.

Think I can hear them coming.

This is no good.

I don't know if I can handle this guys.

I really don't.

We've gotta get through this.

There's gotta be a better way than just sitting here

and waiting to die.

I've been following all the precautions but still.

Oh my God.

It must be happening.

I can't believe this.

It's not fair.

Oh my God.

It's not supposed to end like this.

Guys, I shouldn't be infected.

Right?

It must've been the end.

Some, somehow 4G or the 5G has gotten to me or

something from the hand I chopped off it's it's gotten in.

Oh my god.

If anyone sees this,

please, please don't,

don't forget to like and subscribe and share.

Goddamn.

There is a lot of them out there.

I've never seen that many out there before.

God, I hope they didn't see me pull in.

This shit's getting crazy.

Fuck, fuck.

What the hell am I supposed to do now?

That is way more than I've ever seen out there.

Omaha, the only thing I could think of is that

it's become one of those hot spots

that they're talking about.

I heard talk like, you know a couple of weeks ago

but you know what?

You know why I think it was a hotspot?

It's 'cause of those goddamn 5G towers.

Yeah.

They put them in like a month, month and a half ago

and then that is when all this stuff started happening.

Fuck they found me.

Shit, that sounds like a lot of them.

God, I don't know if my doors can hold.

All right.

I don't know how much time I got left

but I gotta show you guys something real quick.

Okay guys this is what I've been working on

for the past couple of days.

It hasn't been all that easy

'cause I've had severe WiFi issues.

Okay.

Here is the first recorded coronavirus death in Omaha.

Here, this is when they started installing

those fucking 5G towers and then shortly after that

the first known zombie in the area

and if you look at the rates that they're expanding

they're at the same rate as the corona virus deaths.

They have to be connected, they just have to be.

All right listeners,

first things first, don't forget to subscribe.

Now, the only conclusion that I can come to

from all this information is that somehow

the 5G service is affecting

and mutating the corona virus to reanimate

those poor fuckers that died from it.

That's the only thing that I can think of.

I mean, I don't know what we're gonna do from here out.

The way those guys are multiplying out there there's,

I don't know if anything is gonna stop 'em.

We can't get out of the house right now

there's way too many.

I don't know if I have enough food to outlast it

and the worst thing is I'm gonna run out of fucking booze.

This is terrible.

Fuck, fuck.

Shit.

Tool shed.

All right.

I think I can hold up here for a bit.

All right.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

My name is Enrique Montia.

This 5G shit is no joke.

People that died from the beer virus

just get up and kill.

They're coming back to life.

I know it's hard to believe

but that's what the fuck is happening right now.

I don't know how much time I have left.

They're fucking here.

By the looks of it I don't have a lot of time.

My signal is weakening.

That 5G shit is getting stronger.

I don't know.

Fuck.

They're gonna get in.

They're gonna get in.

Okay.

One thing you gotta do

stay the fuck home.

Wash your fucking hands.

Wash your ass, whatever the fuck it is you have to do

just do it.

Okay motherfuckers, you'll get your chance

but I ain't going out like no bitch.

All right.

You guys will get your chance.

It's time to meet old penis.

All right.

All right.

You guys want some,

come and get it.

All right, you want some.

Hey guys it's me Tommy from Tommy's Blog

I'm still here.

Don't forget to subscribe.

We need to get all the views we can get

we gotta get this news out there.

All right.

It's been 34 days since the first known case in Omaha

and for me, 15 days since I've heard

or seen from anybody in my family.

At this point, I gotta believe

that I'm not gonna see 'em anymore.

Alive anyway.

All right here's my day so far.

I'm on my way back from an unsuccessful supply run

and I really need to get back to my place

because my phone is almost dead.

I was heading down the street to the mini mart,

by the time I got inside there,

there was way too many of them bastards

all the way around in there.

I was barely able to get out of there

and back into my car before they were all over me.

I think I've made enough turns on my way out of there

to get rid of those with guys

but almost back to my place now and man,

there are a lot of those bastards around here.

Looks like when I get there

I'm gonna have to make a run for it into the side,

the front is way, way too obvious.

Okay, here we go.

You guys ready?

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

Okay.

All right guys.

I am in my storm cellar, it's not a big spot.

I'm just hoping they didn't see me

before I was able to get in here.

This is the only place I can hold out.

Oh shit.

Goddamn it.

I don't know if this door,

if it's gonna be able to hold or not.

I don't know if I can make it out of here people

but there's one thing don't forget

Subscribe, get the news out, okay?

We gotta do this and I want the hits.

Jesus I am fucked.

Hey everyone, Fred Stevens here.

I've had it.

I've had it.

I can't put on a good act here for these videos.

I'm not gonna give you

a great entertainment video today, okay?

I have lost everything

because of this stupid fucking 5G bullshit

and let me tell you, I am a vlogger,

a internet personality kind of person

and I liked the idea of faster speeds.

Having speeds faster than speed of light

because I upload a lot of videos.

I do a lot of posting on social media.

So I was happy at first I thought that

5G was gonna be a good thing for me.

I thought that it was gonna help me out in the long,

I thought I wasn't gonna have to keep

siting the fucking round waiting for things

forever that were slow as shit to upload

because everybody always wanted me to put things up

in for four fucking K.

Do you know how long it takes

to upload a fucking video in 4K?

Especially me.

I ramble the fuck on

so my videos were pretty fucking long.

So for 4G you know, 4K. 4G wasn't fast enough

so I wanted 5G.

So then I could upload faster and I could give you guys

my beautiful fucking face and all its glorious details

in 4K but you always were up my fucking asshole.

So yeah, I was excited about 5G.

I didn't think 5G was gonna scramble everyone's minds,

turn people into fucking zombies,

turn them into fucking crazy walking dead.

Wasn't expecting that.

Who was expecting that?

Who thought that was going to fucking happen?

And now there's zombies outside everywhere.

Everyone, every day more and more people

are turned into the walking fucking deceased

and I'm sick of it.

I can't do a fucking thing.

I can't go anywhere.

Yes I've got lots and lots of movies.

Yes I do.

I have lots of movies.

What's fun about that?

And what's fun when you can feel the 5G singles,

the five, signals getting stronger and stronger

and stronger and how much longer

till I turn into a fucking walking dead.

How much longer till I turn into a zombinoid zombie?

How much longer?

How much fucking longer?

You know what?

I don't even care anymore.

Here's the thing, here's the thing.

It would be much easier for me to just go outside,

leave my house and hopefully turn into a fucking zombie

'cause you know what?

I'm tired of it.

I'm fucking tired of being in this room,

I'm tired of being in here,

I'm tired of worrying about trying to put up

some kind of a video to entertain all of you fucking idiots.

I'm sick of it, I'm sick and fucking tired of it.

I'm sick and tired of Karen, I don't care anymore.

Here's the thing, I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit what any of you do,

I don't give a shit what I do anymore.

I don't give a shit about making posts,

I don't give a shit about 5G.

All 5G did was destroy my life.

It killed my family, killed my brother,

it killed everybody.

It killed every thing that matters.

I got no lady friends,

maybe if I was in this fucking war with a lady friend

maybe then that would help but nothing helps, okay?

So I'm tapping off I'm very fucking,

I don't even wanna get in.

I'm just gonna go out the door

and hopefully get turned into a fucking zombie

'cause I'm tired of it.

I don't care anymore.

This is tiresome and I'm not gonna perform

for any of you fucking idiots anymore that's the thing.

My performances are over.

My content is done.

Find someone fucking else, whoever else is there left

'cause pretty soon I'm sure

even you fuckers that are watching

are gonna turn into a fucking zombie.

The 5G, the 5G is coming for you fuckers.

So let's just, let's just set this fucking thing up.

Can you see me?

Can you see the fucking door?

Okay.

All right.

Show's over, don't need the bowling hat anymore.

See you guys later.

Oh yeah, oh wait.

My grand exit.

I went to see my dad because I wanted to give him

some of the shungite to put in his house, to put,

put on his WiFi

and when I opened the door, walked in,

I saw my dad and he had the same shirt he always wears.

He was walking into the kitchen and I put my arm on his back

and it was too late.

He already been bitten.

So as I reached my hand out, he grabbed mine

and he bit my arm.

It was too late and it's too late for me now as well.

I'd just like to say to all of you out there

take this fucking thing seriously.

Please, please.

Use this shungite because this can save you.

This shungite can save you I promise you please.

It's too late for me now.

I just hope I get to help.

Really hope I can help someone else out there.

When the dead roam the streets,

the gates of heaven have been closed

and a new master will rise from the ashes.

What's up non-believers, it's Skeptic Steve here.

A bit of an, a bit of an unusual video today.

As you may know we were we're planning our next video.

We were looking, we were looking at 5G zombie stories.

You've probably seen them online.

We thought it was,

we thought it was just nonsense

like everything else but

so you know how we usually do our videos, me and Brad

we pour through research,

we go through every secondary source that we can find

and we go out and we go and see the site itself

and so we did for this.

We went and saw the 5G mast

and as Brad always does,

he runs straight up towards it

and immediately he was, you know, touching it,

making a point to the camera

of how silly these people that believe this nonsense are,

of course but we were fine.

We were fine and we got home and nothing,

nothing had happened.

Then a few days later, Brad starts getting

aggressive, confrontational,

skin starts changing color

and it's exactly like they describe in the stories,

it's exactly like they describe

in all the reports that I read from around the world

and he starts,

starts hitting me.

So I did what any rational person would do

and I picked up a hammer that was next to me

and I smashed him over the head several times

and I, I think...

See I went to the 5G mast too.

I went there too.

So I'm gonna start changing.

Brad?

Oh.

Fuck off you crazy 5G zombie fucks.

No solicitors.

Shit, just keep your mouth shut.

It's less real if I watch through the screen.

Hey Justin, if you're still out there,

I've been walking for hours today.

The world has gone to shit.

There was some kind of incident,

this damn 5G phone network everyone has been raving about

has literally turned them into raving zombie assholes.

All over the world

and to think we'll be safe here in Australia,

5G has rolled up practically everywhere, we're fucked.

So I figure, right?

All the wireless phone networks around here

run through to a central point, this tower.

So if I could jam it somehow,

I don't know it's just a theory

but if I could shut it down,

could it neutralize spread?

Let's try and find out.

Hey kangaroo I'm pretty lonely, you wanna be my friend?

No, fine then, see you later.

I don't know what happened here

but I'll tell you something, that's not cranberry sauce.

Do you remember that time years ago Justin,

when we were younger, place just like this.

We hold up with this two country girls, sisters,

then their mama came home with the shotgun.

Holy shit we we're running our asses off

and you literally cut your ass on a barbed wire fence.

We barely escaped.

Good times man.

Seems like some well powered individuals have been here.

A gun would be pretty handy today, wouldn't it?

But they're tough to come by around here.

Thanks politicians.

Look at that, beautiful, in the middle of nowhere.

Look at us now discovering beauty out and about

because our faces aren't glued to our phones.

Says the dude with his face glued to his phone.

Crap what was that?

This nice, practically plastic.

What's the chance of 5G zombies

gonna pop out of here and eat my 1G face?

Just had to be sure anyway.

Fucking useless.

Nothing we guessed could have ended up like this.

Before corona virus was bad, well then 5G came along

and caused the perfect marriage of mutation.

Anyway it doesn't matter what happened

we all knew 5G was gonna be bad news but no one cared.

They call us conspiracy nuts.

Always conspiracy guy on Twitter.

Everyone thinks conspiracies don't exist,

they're too far fetched unless

there's a politician or company,

all the shits for you to hate, then you suddenly

miss the fucking citizen reporter

connecting the invisible dots as to why the object

of your projection must be pulling the strings

behind some major bad mojo.

Well hey bucko, try this.

Soak your fruit in boiling hot water

with vinegar mixed in and what's the pesticides roll off.

Look, if I can do this, shut the tower down,

things are gonna be different.

Let's just go back to analog.

Analog everything.

Analog phone, analog news, analog movies.

That means video tape.

Analog ass, screw your dating apps.

Barbed wire, great.

Shit I'm stuck.

I'm bleeding too.

This situation look familiar?

Can you hear it?

I must be close.

It's splitting my brain open.

It's just over this ridge I'm sure.

Fuck looks like a misjudged the distance.

Mapping up didn't work properly and why was that?

Not compatible with 5G.

Just gonna sit down for a while, here.

I hear you Justin.

I'm sorry I couldn't save you mate

but I'm glad you remember me.

My name is Lucy.

I have a fiance Adam

and I'm starting this vlog because

it's getting pretty bad out there now

and I just wanna document our story.

So corona virus has been going around now

for the past few months

and it turns out anyone who has it

is more likely to "change"

due to the "5G waves" as they say

and changes for the worst.

People are essentially turning into zombies

and it's a freaking zombie apocalypse going on now.

So,

screw staying in this crappy rented house

and I've been working at a grocery store too

but honestly, screw that job.

Customers just like, no one wears masks

or stays six feet away and

we just need to get away from people, we've decided.

So we're gonna pack up our things, our essential things,

we're gonna pack up our camping equipment,

I'm gonna pack up this dog

and we're just gonna find a spot probably somewhere

in the woods or something, I have no idea.

Somewhere secluded though but

we'll camp out and see how this all plays out I guess.

I'm stressed.

Okay, we decided to pack up my car instead of his Jeep

although a Jeep would be nice.

His car, his Jeep is kind of fucked

so we're just gonna take mine,

I just got mine serviced.

We just think it's better in the long run to take mine.

So.

All right, come on here we go.

I'm coming.

Okay, we're on the road.

They've been playing this weird broadcast on the radio

it's really creeping me out.

Indoors at all times until further notice.

There is no known cure for the virus at this time.

Anyways.

We're gonna head towards North Nebraska I think.

There's like a river and some camping areas I think

before all this happened.

Might be blocked off.

It doesn't sound good

but

probably sneak around or something.

We'll break in there, we'll find something, right?

Yeah we'll find something.

It'll still be fine maybe.

We'll be fine.

We'll find a good place.

Okay.

I'll update soon.

Let's play a game.

A game?

Right now?

Yeah.

All right.

I just wanna take my mind off on this for a second.

Okay.

Let's play I spy.

All right.

Okay.

I spy with my little something blue.

The sky.

Dang it.

Okay, it's your turn.

All right.

I spy something white.

That road sign.

Congratulations, you did it.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

We'll just, we'll get to the spot, we'll be okay.

We'll be fine.

It's your turn anyway.

Okay.

Well,

I spy something black and white.

The dog.

Just forget it.

Okay, we just stopped at this park and let the dog go pee.

We were gonna eat something.

I just peed by the bush over there.

Good thing I bought all that toilet paper

but anyways we're gonna refresh, get back in the car,

everything's fine, we're gonna get to our camping spot.

Okay, update soon.

Okay,

car won't start.

The electronics are all fucked up.

It's also effectively locked us in.

So, I don't know what to do now.

It's fucking hot.

It's fucking hot in here.

Can I just feel your forehead?

It's really hot.

Fuck.

I should sleep.

Are you okay?

I'll be fine.

Just gotta sleep.

Adam are you okay?

Oh Adam, what am I gonna do?

I apologize for my absence as of late.

It's been about two months since 5G went live.

About a month since my last update.

I've, I had to keep moving ever since the outbreak.

Nowhere's safe.

I don't understand why everyone bought the lies,

welcomed it in, sure corona virus sucked

and there were a lot of deaths from that

but 5G was too good to be true.

Is a savior, high speed internet gonna keep us connected.

No, it's gonna kill us.

It did kill most of us

and those of us that were smart enough to stay away.

Now we're all that's left.

Well us and these

Military convoys.

They come by about every hour or so.

They're rounding us up and I don't know why.

I don't know what they do with us,

I don't know where they take us

but they're rounding people up.

I don't know if I can do this.

I don't know if I can do this on my own.

There's so much

that

that I had left to do.

So many fucking things.

If anyone gets this message,

I am in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Please,

please come for me.

Is that blood?

Fuck.

It's been 132 days since quarantine.

Everything started out fine.

People were secluding themselves,

they were wearing masks and rubber gloves

when they had to venture out but then

something changed.

The virus took over and started to kill.

Rations started to become scarce

and gun sales started to rise.

It was every man for himself

but the scariest thing is that the dead started to rise.

They started to come back to life.

I don't know they think it has something to do

with the 5G or frequency or something

but they roam day and night looking to feed.

Feed on human flesh.

Four days ago, my family and I got bit.

Everyone died

but for some reason I'm still here, I'm still alive.

There's no one around.

I'm all alone.

If you can see this, go to the Hollywood sign.

I don't think that they can climb

and I feel like we'll be safe there.

We can scavenge for food and build shelter

and be there together

but remember to protect yourself.

Make sure you're armed and I'll see you there.

Stay safe.

My name is Diego Garcia.

Two years ago my life was perfect.

I was so happy, so excited, everything was amazing.

I had the perfect job, I got paid so much.

My wife had a great job as well like,

we were just so excited, so happy.

We were living the American dream

that's what I would call it, the American dream.

Where everything is supposed to be amazing

but it was when the damn fucking 5G cell service

started that's when everything went down hell.

I never thought I would lose everything I worked for,

everything I loved.

Everything I loved it was gone.

When the 5G cell service came out,

everybody was excited, yes

but guess what?

There were no benefits, that was the end for everybody.

I mean the beginning to the end.

Yeah.

Those, all of those fucking damn viruses.

Yeah that's when everything mutated.

Yeah, yeah

and all of this damn viruses came out,

yeah everything popped up.

Yeah, the world started going crazy, they lost their shit.

Yeah.

We hold in.

My wife die, she pass away.

Yeah and guess what?

It didn't end there.

It kept going.

How the fuck did this happen?

This was supposed to be the best year yet

and the fucking government all what they care is about,

yeah undocumented people.

Yeah they call him illegal aliens.

Yeah.

Motherfuckers.

They only care about building a wall,

a fucking wall for god sake.

They spent trillions of dollars fighting a fucking war.

A fucking war.

Yes that's what they've done for so many years now, decades

and guess what?

No one expected this shit to come.

A fucking virus.

It's killed millions of people, millions of people are gone.

So that is me.

I have no food, no power, no cell service,

I have no water anymore, this is done,

look at this, yeah this is safe.

The whole city, the whole world is full of zombies,

fucking dumb zombies.

That's what they turned us into, a fucking zombie.

Yeah.

I know that I never gonna touch them again

or see them again.

Yeah, the fucking American dream

it turned out to be a night fucking mare.

We're all gonna fucking die anyways, yeah.

That's what the government wanted.

They want it to end up, end with everybody, yeah.

You didn't do anything to help.

No, nothing, nothing.

Yeah, remember your power that you got

when you see the streets full of zombies, yeah.

When the world is destroyed by you.

This is what you wanted.

This is what you get.

Look at us, look at me.

It's been six months now since the uplink.

We've worked closely with the Chinese

to create a wireless signal to shepherd the pandemic.

The newly discovered millimeter was hidden in the 5G signal.

It contained a harmful form of radiation

to penetrate the skin, weaken the cells

and make us more susceptible to infection and create cancer.

The 5G towers themselves transmitted radiation

and sucked oxygen out of the atmosphere

and helped the slow up the regular function of the body

and the initial idea was simply, destroy the weak,

the elderly and the sick.

The rest of the population will be more,

more susceptible to our way of thinking.

Our new world order.

Obviously we failed.

Our COVID-19 mutated due to the milli waves.

The disease was unstoppable.

Simply put,

we failed.

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