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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,300 That's my other line. I'll call you back later. 2 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,550 - All right. - Jerry, can you see my hair? 3 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,760 Hey, can you pick me up later? I need to go to the mall. 4 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,840 I need those shoes we saw yesterday. 5 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:25,640 I can't. I'm picking up Yanin from ballet. 6 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,510 Yamil, why can't Yustin pick her up? 7 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:29,430 He has baseball practice. Why don't you go yourself? 8 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:31,140 Because I'm still not allowed near the car. 9 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,430 Oh, yeah, that's right. 10 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,060 That stop sign was in the wrong place. 11 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:38,060 What is he wearing? 12 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,600 - Who? - The weirdo on 25. 13 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,610 Professor Dayton? My dad says he's a genius. 14 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:45,110 He gives me the creeps. 15 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,110 I'm walking away. 16 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:50,320 Excuse me, Mr. Mailman? 17 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,530 I can not wait to move out of this neighborhood. 18 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:55,110 - I know, right? - Hi, sir. How are you today? 19 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,820 How am I? 20 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,280 Hang on, cute guy alert. 21 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:00,990 What? Who? Where? 22 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,450 Give me all the details. Where's he at? 23 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:06,200 Fat Joe's. Must be a cousin. 24 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:11,080 It's a package. I've been waiting for weeks 25 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,080 for a package. It's about this big. 26 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:16,250 Why don't you go back to your computer, you geek? 27 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,090 Oh. I cannot wait to move out of this neighborhood. 28 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:24,130 You already said that. 29 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,760 Oh, that's my mom calling. I gotta go. 30 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,090 Come rescue me, please? 31 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:30,510 Okay, I'll call you at home. Okay? Bye. 32 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,310 What matters is I've been waiting weeks 33 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,350 for a package that looks just like that! 34 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,150 I really hate this neighborhood. 35 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,860 Ugh. 36 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,490 Aren't you going to say hello, Alice? 37 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,660 What's that, Dad? 38 00:03:56,740 --> 00:04:00,030 Oh, it's a universal remote. 39 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,950 It's supposed to control everything. 40 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:04,040 I picked it up from a street vendor. 41 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,120 Looks like one of the professor's gadgets. 42 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,580 Maybe I should show it to him. 43 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,620 - That creep across the street? - Alice. 44 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:12,170 Don't talk about him like that, Alice. 45 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,960 He's a very intelligent man. 46 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,880 - Whatever. - Young lady, 47 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,130 you're gonna wash your hands and come back down. 48 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:20,210 Dinner is almost ready. 49 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,340 She can't eat, she's on a diet. 50 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:25,550 He's eavesdropping on me. Mom, tell him to stop. 51 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:26,970 Because she's fat. 52 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:29,220 Lewis, say something. 53 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,350 What diet? What fat? 54 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:33,510 Hey, didn't we have a talk about listening in 55 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,350 on other people's conversations? 56 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:38,140 I wasn't. Mom! 57 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:40,230 Honey... 58 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:43,350 We'll talk after dinner. Now do as I say. 59 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,150 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 60 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:48,230 She has no ass. 61 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:51,110 Grandma! 62 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:53,820 - Is that how a dean talks? - I'm off-duty. 63 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,990 What's so funny about not having an ass? 64 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,870 An ass is more important than tits. 65 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:02,160 Tits are for amateurs. 66 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,910 Please tell me I'm adopted. 67 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:05,580 If I understand this setting, 68 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,830 this button controls the color and hue settings. 69 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,330 - Hello. - Hey, girl, it's me. 70 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:14,210 I'm an amateur. 71 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:16,210 Tell me you dumped the little brat 72 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,380 and we're going to the mall. 73 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,590 Hello... 74 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:28,550 Dad, there's something wrong with the phone. 75 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,800 Da... Dad? 76 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,520 Mom? 77 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,140 Grams? Jesse? 78 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:42,230 Come out now. You're not funny. 79 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,940 Are you still with us, Alice? 80 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:50,480 Young lady, you're going to wash your hands and come back down. 81 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,490 Dinner's almost ready. 82 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,110 - What's going on? - She can't eat. She's on a diet. 83 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,240 Because she's fat. 84 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,780 Lewis, say something. 85 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:01,280 Fat? What? Who's fat? 86 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,160 Didn't we have a talk about listening to other people's conversations? 87 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,080 I wasn't. Mom! 88 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,500 Honey... you be quiet. 89 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,080 We'll talk after dinner. 90 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,920 Now do as I say. 91 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,250 She's too skinny. She'll never find a husband. 92 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:17,920 She has no ass. 93 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,590 Mom, shame on you. 94 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:24,920 I think this one's for the subtitles. 95 00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:58,700 Please. 96 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,330 The remote. 97 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:13,960 The remote. 98 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,500 Sir? Dad? Señor? 99 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,840 Please don't touch that thing. 100 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,710 Don't touch. 101 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,240 Alice. Alice. 102 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,330 Hey! 103 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,870 Hey, Professor Dayton! 104 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:13,000 Professor Dayton! Professor! 105 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,250 Alice. 106 00:09:15,330 --> 00:09:17,000 Hey! 107 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,420 Wait! No! Professor Dayton! 108 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,170 Professor Dayton, wait! 109 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,260 Okay. 110 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:36,890 I get it about the ball! I won't throw it again. 111 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,810 You can stop now. 112 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:41,930 I really hate this neighborhood. 113 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:51,020 Professor Dayton! 114 00:10:02,570 --> 00:10:05,370 Professor Dayton! 115 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:12,120 Professor? 116 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:13,870 Professor? 117 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:25,710 I only know her number on speed dial. 118 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,220 Police! 119 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:32,050 - Hello? - 911, what is your emergency? 120 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,390 Please, you have to help me. 121 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,010 Hello? 122 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,390 - Hello? Send somebody. - Hello? Someone there? 123 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,740 He's getting married? That's fucked up. 124 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:34,050 Delivery for Professor... Dayton? 125 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,810 Are you supposed to be here, miss? 126 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,810 Oh my God. 127 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,810 You have to help me. 128 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:46,100 Hold on, I'll be right back, okay? 129 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:47,810 Hold on. 130 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:17,210 Okay. 131 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:49,810 What a weird looking remote. 132 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,610 So far it doesn't do much. Can't even change the channels. 133 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:54,030 Take it to the professor. 134 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,230 It was a five-mile walk 135 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,280 to the nearest TV set, 136 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,410 barefoot in the winter. 137 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,870 And we all knew the piano player 138 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:09,040 with the candelabra was a pansy. 139 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,540 Just like your Uncle Brett. 140 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:14,410 What a faggot he was. 141 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,000 Grandma! 142 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,540 Work, damn it. 143 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,750 No! 144 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,380 Good going, Dad. You just turned off the TV set. 145 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,710 Lewis! 146 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,600 Mom, it's me! It's Alice! 147 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,930 It's me! 148 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,980 Grab the gun, Lewis! 149 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,850 - Grab it! - Dad, hurry! 150 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,700 Ow! 151 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,580 Hello, Alice. 152 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,700 Isn't the detective's gadget a riot? 153 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:18,000 Grab your gun! 154 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,250 Shoot the damn thing already! 155 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:28,090 Please, I just want to be normal. 156 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,510 But you already are, Alice. 157 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,510 This is who you are. 158 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,850 Professor, don't go near that thing! 159 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:55,230 It's all right, Detective Jacobs. 160 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,280 This sweet little thing is completely harmless. 161 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,940 What is it? 162 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,450 It's a rabbit, of course. 163 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,490 Oh, it is... it is a rabbit. 164 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:11,240 What's... what's his name? 165 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:14,290 Alice. 166 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,870 Her name is Alice. 167 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,460 You bad girl, 168 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,250 chewing through your cage like that. 169 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,840 I've been looking all over for you. 170 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,920 Oh, look what I've got. 171 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,760 Your favorite toy. 172 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,300 What a character. 173 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,470 Alice. What a pretty name. 174 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,830 I ain't playing with you. 175 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,910 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money! 176 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,630 Is there a problem? 177 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,040 Fuck. 178 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:28,010 Hey! Hey! 179 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,130 - I said, is there a fucking problem? - No, no problem. 180 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,300 Damn right there ain't no fucking problem. 181 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,640 Yeah. 182 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,640 Hey, man. Hey, listen. 183 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,850 Hey, you looking for some companionship? 184 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,220 - No thanks. - No, man, I can set you up. 185 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,390 - I've seen you lookin', man. - I'm good. 186 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,640 Yeah? Come on, man. 187 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,690 Whatever you want. Where are you? 188 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,150 Hey. Hey, bitch! 189 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,190 You got a permit to work my building? 190 00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:56,940 Hey! What the hell? 191 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,120 Hey, Jerry. 192 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,660 Eva! Get your ass down here. 193 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,620 I'm coming. 194 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,670 Bye, Jerry. 195 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,340 Eva! 196 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,670 I'm coming. 197 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,420 Fuck! 198 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,060 Oh, man. Fuck. 199 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,720 ... and now a foul call against Martinez. 200 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,680 Damn it. 201 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,690 God damn it. 202 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,420 - Yo, yo! - Got change? 203 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,750 Come on, young man, buy something! 204 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,670 - Fuck you. - Buy something. 205 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,920 Oh, take a look. Take a look. 206 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,260 Look, it's a nice radio. 207 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,680 - Yo, yo. - Lady, lady, lady. 208 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,430 See anything you like? 209 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,260 Got a crystal ball. 210 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,810 Book on voodoo. 211 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,600 Anybody piss you off lately? 212 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,980 I don't read much. What do you want for the radio? 213 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,600 Radio with the antenna... 214 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,650 $5 going with the antenna. 215 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:57,150 Without the antenna... 216 00:19:57,190 --> 00:20:00,530 without the antenna, is $10. 217 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,150 Why is the one with the antenna less? 218 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,950 Less radio. 219 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,740 All you need is duct tape and a piece of wire. 220 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,620 Make an antenna. 221 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,950 I'll go less radio more antenna. 222 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,080 Give me the money. Give me the money. 223 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,170 Keep the change. 224 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,880 Fuck you too! Ya! 225 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,710 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,170 What a smart-ass he was. 227 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:36,130 Smart-ass! Ya! 228 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,550 Somebody buy something! Come on! 229 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:21,790 Oh no, no, no, no. 230 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,040 Oh, come on. 231 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:34,550 Of course. Why wouldn't you do that? 232 00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:37,260 Thank you. 233 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,700 You motherfucker. 234 00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:09,160 Don't. 235 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,300 - Stop that. - Whoa! Jesus! 236 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,030 Hello? 237 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,740 Hello? 238 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:08,110 Don't. 239 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,280 I said don't. You'll like the song. 240 00:24:16,870 --> 00:24:19,500 You're getting water on the floor. 241 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,410 Oh, shit. 242 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,000 Sorry. 243 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,420 Dry yourself off. 244 00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:36,170 In the bathroom, Jerry. 245 00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:01,980 And, Jerry, put some clothes on. 246 00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,990 Okay. 247 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:18,950 - Well? - What? 248 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,160 Isn't it better now that it's clean in here? 249 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,750 I guess. 250 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:25,670 You guess? You're not sure? 251 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,630 It's better. 252 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,590 Are you hungry? 253 00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:33,000 - I guess so. - Are you hungry or not? 254 00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:35,840 - I am. - Then make dinner. 255 00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:39,340 All right. 256 00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:46,640 It's too hot for soup. Make a sandwich. 257 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,430 Jesus. 258 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,560 I'm just looking out for you, Jerry. 259 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,140 I promise. 260 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,740 Do you want one? 261 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,870 Don't be ridiculous. 262 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,580 Don't use so much mayonnaise. 263 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:27,380 It always gives you a tummy ache. 264 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:30,420 Right. 265 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,880 Right. 266 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,170 You wanna put some money in tech stocks. 267 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,800 They'll never go away. 268 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,550 But the important thing is to diversify. 269 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,840 Right, diversify. 270 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,640 I'll need more money though. 271 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,390 You'll have it. 272 00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,890 Yeah, Eddie, Eddie, listen to me, baby. 273 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:54,060 You're gonna love this. It's a new reality series... 274 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,190 "Home Invasion. " We break into their homes, 275 00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:57,770 they don't even know it's really us, 276 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,440 we beat the crap out of the family! 277 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,690 - Right, we get the cameras 24/7. - Sir, sir, 278 00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:04,400 this is a handicapped spot. 279 00:27:06,110 --> 00:27:08,400 Three-camera shoot. They're gonna love it. 280 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,780 Yeah, they're gonna love it. 281 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:12,740 Douche. 282 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,580 I hate this guy. 283 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,250 You say something? 284 00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,290 No. 285 00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:33,460 I was just taking out the trash. 286 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,550 Fuck you. 287 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:39,760 Eva! 288 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,880 Eva! 289 00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:44,550 I'm coming! Fuck! 290 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:49,100 Say hi to your little friend, Jerry. 291 00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:07,780 Hi, Jerry. 292 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,740 Hi. 293 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,780 Eva! 294 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,490 Fuck. 295 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,380 Nice job, Jerry. 296 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,130 Let me in! 297 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,930 You ain't got shit without me. 298 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,220 I'll fucking kill you! 299 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:46,970 What are we gonna do about all that banging, Jerry? 300 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,350 Ronald! 301 00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:50,850 Tell her to knock it off. 302 00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:53,640 - Ronald! - Knock it off! 303 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,660 Let's go. 304 00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:27,370 And get a flashlight. 305 00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:34,040 - Don't be seen. - Got it. 306 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:44,090 What do you see, Jerry? 307 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,850 - I'm looking. - Don't look yet. 308 00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:50,100 Just see. 309 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:56,770 I see a clothesline, 310 00:29:56,850 --> 00:30:00,060 some garbage, box spring, 311 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:02,730 Mandy drunk, 312 00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:04,770 passed out again. 313 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:10,240 I see a stairwell leading to a fire escape. 314 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,950 Look at the stairs. 315 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:18,870 Looks like a bunch of people threw a bunch of shit down here. 316 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,660 - Look again. - I'm looking. 317 00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:26,540 This looks intentional. 318 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:30,210 Keep climbing, Jerry. 319 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,130 I'm climbing. 320 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:37,210 Shh. 321 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:45,550 Keep climbing. 322 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:48,300 Okay. 323 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:51,350 Keep climbing, Jerry. 324 00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:54,770 - Up there? - Yes, up there. 325 00:30:56,940 --> 00:31:00,400 Okay. Okay. 326 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:16,240 Well, what are you waiting for? 327 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,280 Up there? 328 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,580 It doesn't look safe. 329 00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:23,120 Are you afraid, Jerry? 330 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,250 - No. - Well then, let's go. 331 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:28,120 All right. Fine. 332 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:31,370 It's all right. Relax. 333 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:34,000 Now get the flashlight. 334 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,300 And watch out for more cats. 335 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,770 - Fuck, man! - It's only 336 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,610 a dead squirrel, Jerry. 337 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:11,940 That thing is huge. 338 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:16,200 - Next time you see one, kill it. - Fine. 339 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,700 What'll you do when you see another one? 340 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:20,780 - Kill the little fucker. - That's right. 341 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:23,370 Now breathe, Jerry. 342 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:28,040 Now get your flashlight and let's try again. 343 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,720 I told you I'd take care of you. 344 00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:57,850 Now let's get out of here quick. 345 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:20,120 - You'll have to kill him. - What? 346 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,540 - No. - You have to. He saw the box. 347 00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:25,750 He saw the money. 348 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,460 - You have to. - You don't know what he saw. 349 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,210 Come on, Jerry, you know exactly what he saw. 350 00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:39,800 And so does he. Sooner or later, 351 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,720 - he's gonna come for it. - I won't do it. 352 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,680 Well, it's too late now, he's gone. 353 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,260 But he'll be back, Jerry. Don't you worry. 354 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:51,390 This is bad. 355 00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:54,310 There's over 300 grand here. 356 00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:55,810 The big move will be real estate 357 00:34:55,890 --> 00:34:58,640 and income property, a duplex at least. 358 00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,890 But like I said, it's all about how we diversify. 359 00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:05,310 - Right, long-term goals. - Exactly. 360 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,860 We should leave town as soon as possible. 361 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,610 Wait, do you hear that? 362 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:12,820 - What? - Listen. 363 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,740 Someone is breaking in. 364 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:17,240 Guess who. 365 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,910 Don't shoot him. That'd be bad. 366 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,620 - What do I do? - You'll know what to do. 367 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,450 But do it fast! 368 00:35:44,970 --> 00:35:47,590 Jerry, get back inside 369 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,470 and get the knife. 370 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:51,930 No. 371 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:54,680 Good. 372 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:58,310 Ronald! 373 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:07,820 You did what you had to do. 374 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:11,230 - This has gone too far. - You did the right thing. 375 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,570 This is crazy. 376 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:14,690 Jerry, there's gonna be cops everywhere. 377 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:18,450 You have to relax. You have to be cool. 378 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:20,780 - Focus. - Focus. 379 00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:23,160 I know. You're right. 380 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,910 No loose ends. 381 00:36:24,990 --> 00:36:26,950 You knew this going in. 382 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,000 I know. 383 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:40,130 Murder-suicide? 384 00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:43,800 Yeah, well, that's what it looks like. 385 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,880 Tied her up with duct tape, 386 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,470 stabbed her about 50 times, maybe more. 387 00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:51,800 Lots of blood. 388 00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:54,350 That's a new brand of sick. 389 00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:57,850 Nah, it's not so new. Word is they had a drug problem. 390 00:36:57,890 --> 00:37:00,850 - They fought a lot. That sort of thing. - I knew about the drugs. 391 00:37:00,890 --> 00:37:03,900 Everybody heard the fighting. 392 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,940 Yeah. 393 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,480 Got any more milk? 394 00:37:12,570 --> 00:37:15,320 I'm afraid this is the last of it. 395 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,660 Right. Well... 396 00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:23,950 - thanks for your time. - Not a problem. 397 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,960 Sticky. 398 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,340 Oh, um... 399 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:44,460 if you think of anything, 400 00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:45,800 here's my card. 401 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,180 Sure thing, Officer Jacobs. 402 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,090 Detective. 403 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:52,890 Oh, right. 404 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:56,220 - Detective. - Yeah. 405 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:10,020 He found tape residue on the chair. 406 00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:13,280 - I saw that. - I don't know if he put it together. 407 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,030 This guy's hard to read. 408 00:38:18,110 --> 00:38:20,570 Stay cool, Jerry. 409 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,750 I got one... 410 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,960 You found some more milk? 411 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,630 You caught me. 412 00:38:38,710 --> 00:38:42,420 I just have one more question. 413 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,380 Leon Cates... you know him? 414 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:47,090 - The guy across the hall? - Yeah, that's him. 415 00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:50,390 Pimp, drug dealer, 416 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,090 among other things. 417 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,600 Seems really bent out of shape. Won't tell me exactly why. 418 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,810 Don't think I've ever seen him happy. 419 00:38:57,890 --> 00:39:00,060 I know the type. 420 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,060 This is different. 421 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,060 Anything comes to mind... 422 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,730 - I'll give you a call. - Right. 423 00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:09,310 Got one. 424 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:13,070 Oh, that's right. 425 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,990 Yeah. 426 00:39:16,070 --> 00:39:19,030 You do. 427 00:39:23,990 --> 00:39:26,830 Looks like someone tried to break in. 428 00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:29,450 I saw that last night. 429 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:32,330 Not much use reporting it. Nothing personal. 430 00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:35,080 Oh, right. 431 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,960 Well, you have a good day, Mr... 432 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,920 Collins. 433 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,920 Same to you, sir. 434 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,130 Well, thank you. 435 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:00,890 I feel good about this. 436 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:03,940 Me too. 437 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:26,410 I'll stay with the money. You go check that we got everything. 438 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,370 - Are you moving? - Yeah. 439 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:37,830 Things have just gotten a little nutty around here. 440 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,380 Yeah. 441 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:41,380 I guess I wanted to for a while. 442 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:43,210 Been saving. 443 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:46,170 Where you moving to? 444 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,840 I'm not sure yet. 445 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,630 I just figure I'll keep driving until I find someplace, 446 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,970 someplace I can afford some property. 447 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:56,640 I can't stay here, Jerry. 448 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,510 Leon will kill me. 449 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,980 He thinks I took his money. 450 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,810 His money? 451 00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,770 Armored-car heist almost two years ago. 452 00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:10,980 He's got a half a million stashed in a building up on Hill St. 453 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:14,280 I don't know where the rest of it is. 454 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,240 It'll turn up someday. 455 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,740 You got room for one more, Jerry? 456 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:28,290 You can't come back. 457 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,120 I don't want to. 458 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,170 What is it with you? 459 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,710 She'll kill you as soon as she finds out about the money. 460 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,670 You'll have to kill her first. 461 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,510 No, I think I trust her. 462 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:51,130 She's a whore. You can't trust a whore, Jerry. 463 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:54,430 I said no. 464 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:57,100 Let's get out of here fast. 465 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,390 Don't look at me like that. I need to go pee now. 466 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:08,650 Just pull over right here. There's nobody here. 467 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:10,900 - It's not a big deal. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 468 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:14,900 Don't be sorry. Just gonna take two seconds, all right? 469 00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:17,150 - Be right back. - No problem. 470 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,860 Wait here. 471 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,320 Now I'm in the back seat. 472 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:29,370 Next it'll be the trash. You have to listen to me. 473 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,580 - I think you're jealous. - Your little friend isn't gonna 474 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:34,160 understand our relationship, Jerry. Think about it. 475 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,910 I'm only trying to help you. 476 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,920 Let her take a piss, for fuck's sake. 477 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,750 It's the middle of nowhere. Do it now! 478 00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:11,270 What did I say? Just be cool. 479 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,150 Temperance will see you through most things. 480 00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:17,280 You know, it's all about the future now. 481 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,440 Yeah, the future. 482 00:44:19,530 --> 00:44:21,780 Exactly, the future. 483 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:24,610 Long-term sustained growth. 484 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:26,910 And how we gonna do that? 485 00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:29,450 - Diversify? - Damn straight, 486 00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:31,410 diversify. 487 00:44:31,490 --> 00:44:35,040 Stocks, bonds and of course, real estate. 488 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,710 We're talking a wide array of growth industry 489 00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:41,130 as well as the more steady, conservative investment. 490 00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:45,130 Don't even fuck with commodities. 491 00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:48,260 They're just gonna get you in trouble. 492 00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,700 Yeah, this is Rachael. 493 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:29,490 I'm looking for some companionship 494 00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:31,330 for the night. 495 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,960 Where are you? 496 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,170 I'm at home. 497 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:42,040 Hey, bitch, you got a permit to work in my building? 498 00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:44,590 Sorry, I've never done this before. 499 00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:47,250 Hey hey, trick! 500 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,800 Don't you walk away from me now. 501 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,760 Well, there was this one time... 502 00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:55,340 Where are you? 503 00:45:55,390 --> 00:45:57,340 What is this? 504 00:45:57,390 --> 00:45:59,680 - In the movies... - Mm-hmm. 505 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,180 ... we use big cameras. - What the fuck is this? 506 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:06,930 What the fuck is this? Are you paying? Are you paying? 507 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,020 Where's home, dipshit? 508 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,310 Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ 509 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,360 - as your personal lord and savior? - Excuse me one moment, please. 510 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,400 Whore! 511 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,190 Get the fuck out of here. I ain't playing with you! 512 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,190 Get out of here. What the hell? 513 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,740 He was gonna make me a star. 514 00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:25,530 Get in that damn street and make my fucking money. 515 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,660 I ain't playing with you. 516 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:32,040 Repent, vixen of Satan. 517 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,870 Repent! 518 00:46:34,910 --> 00:46:38,750 Repent! The end is near! 519 00:46:48,210 --> 00:46:50,760 Is everything okay? 520 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,300 - What was that? - Everything's cool. 521 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,510 So how do I get to your place, lover? 522 00:46:55,590 --> 00:46:58,600 I live at... 523 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,720 uh, 26 Cabrillo Avenue. 524 00:47:01,810 --> 00:47:04,640 - By the marina? - Yeah, how'd you know? 525 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,350 Lucky guess. Have a few clients there. 526 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,230 Okay, give me 15. 527 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:13,060 Bye. 528 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,150 Gotta get some. 529 00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:31,660 Gotta shower first. 530 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:54,090 Breaking news just in. 531 00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:57,010 Authorities believe that the latest rash of serial murders 532 00:47:57,090 --> 00:47:58,760 have been committed by a woman. 533 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,600 They believe she may be a prostitute 534 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,100 and the local tabloids have dubbed the culprit the "Call-Girl Killer. " 535 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:07,480 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 536 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,060 Now back to Jim in sports. 537 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:11,150 It's about time. 538 00:48:12,770 --> 00:48:15,190 "The Call-Girl Killer, " huh? 539 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,900 How original. 540 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:34,450 - Look at that. - Check this out. 541 00:48:34,490 --> 00:48:36,200 - '88, right? - Yeah. 542 00:48:36,290 --> 00:48:39,330 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 543 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,640 You boys gonna be around later? 544 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 545 00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:36,250 - Victor? - Yeah. 546 00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:38,660 How'd you guess? 547 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,040 Lucky guess. 548 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,510 Nice house. Is it yours? 549 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,630 Yeah, why? 550 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,680 Where are your parents? 551 00:49:58,470 --> 00:50:00,640 My parents are out of town for the weekend. 552 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,470 Is it that obvious? 553 00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:15,270 How come you're not in any of the pictures? 554 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,820 I'm... 555 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:19,860 I'm kind of the black sheep of the family. 556 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:22,860 The clan's more proud of my brother. 557 00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:26,280 He's the family success story. 558 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:30,120 Which makes you the screw up, huh? 559 00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:35,160 - Yeah. - Yeah. 560 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:39,870 So how about we get to it 561 00:50:39,910 --> 00:50:41,870 since I'm on the clock? 562 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,170 Okay, I'm just used 563 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,210 to a little more discussion, you know? 564 00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:49,960 Well, I'm... 565 00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:52,300 I'm a little short on cash, so, uh... 566 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:55,550 Okay, junior. 567 00:50:55,630 --> 00:50:58,510 Whatever floats your boat. 568 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,680 Let's head upstairs. 569 00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:18,730 So, how about we get that transaction out of the way? 570 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,240 - Business first. - Right. 571 00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:32,030 Here you are, Miss Rachael. 572 00:51:33,830 --> 00:51:35,870 $1,000 it is. 573 00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:40,210 So this your first time? 574 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,870 Yeah. 575 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,920 How'd you know? 576 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,170 Lucky guess. 577 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:51,210 So what are we gonna do? 578 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,220 Oh... 579 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,930 Well, I'd like you 580 00:51:57,970 --> 00:52:00,800 to tie me to the bed and ride me. 581 00:52:00,890 --> 00:52:04,720 But, well, you have to blindfold me first. 582 00:52:04,810 --> 00:52:07,270 Ooh, that sounds kinky. 583 00:52:07,350 --> 00:52:10,270 For $1,000 bucks it's doable, right? 584 00:52:10,310 --> 00:52:12,310 Whatever you want, baby. 585 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,280 You like that, huh? 586 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,320 - Yeah. - Yeah, you do. 587 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,740 You've been a little naughty. 588 00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:33,580 Maybe. Oh! 589 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,120 Get it tight. 590 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:48,790 How's that feel? 591 00:52:51,050 --> 00:52:53,420 Perfect. 592 00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:55,630 Are you getting naked yet? 593 00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:57,800 Oh, in a second. 594 00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:07,890 Ooh! 595 00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:23,150 This is so great. 596 00:53:24,190 --> 00:53:26,150 Yeah. 597 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:29,820 I'll make it well worth your while. 598 00:53:31,950 --> 00:53:34,530 I don't doubt that for a second. 599 00:53:43,710 --> 00:53:46,420 Baby, that tickles. 600 00:53:57,050 --> 00:53:58,970 What the hell are you doing? 601 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,380 How pathetic. 602 00:55:50,590 --> 00:55:52,550 Rachael. 603 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,810 Rachael. 604 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,560 Rachael. 605 00:56:16,190 --> 00:56:18,150 Rachael. 606 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,940 Why did you kill me, Rachael? 607 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,740 Are you scared? 608 00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:37,950 'Cause you should be. 609 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,880 Please don't kill me! Please! I'm sorry! 610 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,460 I'm sorry! Please! 611 00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,420 Please don't kill me. 612 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,380 So, you know, she's pushing the cart along 613 00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:05,510 and she thinks all's okay and all's well and all's dandy. 614 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,010 But then she goes and looks in the cart and realizes it's not her baby in there, 615 00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:10,930 but a zebra. 616 00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,350 What do we got? What do we got? 617 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,560 Oh, man, all right. Let's see, what do we got here? 618 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:27,110 - What do we got? What do we got? - A letter from your ex-wife. 619 00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:29,110 Three or seven, which one? 620 00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:41,540 Who is that guy? 621 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:45,790 Beats me. 622 00:57:49,630 --> 00:57:52,250 Look at this. Your parole officer. 623 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,300 Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have peed in that swimming pool. 624 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,300 All right, what else we got? 625 00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:35,160 Professor Dayton. 626 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,740 Professor Dayton. 627 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,000 Dean Thompson. 628 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,830 So when will we see what you're doing in there? 629 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,500 Well, as you know, that's my deal with the university. 630 00:58:52,590 --> 00:58:55,300 I teach and you allow me to work on my projects. 631 00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:59,300 I know, Dayton, but it's been over 20 years. 632 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:03,180 Well, actually, you'll find out sooner than you think. 633 00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:05,300 You mean... 634 00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:07,390 Yes, very soon, indeed. 635 00:59:07,470 --> 00:59:09,430 Now what can I do for you, Dean? 636 00:59:09,510 --> 00:59:12,390 Oh, almost forgot. 637 00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:15,430 I've got this wedding invitation in the mail. 638 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,480 Yes, I do hope you can attend. 639 00:59:19,650 --> 00:59:22,520 This is not one of your practical jokes? 640 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,520 Oh, I assure you, it is not. 641 00:59:25,570 --> 00:59:28,440 But when did you have time to meet this woman? 642 00:59:28,530 --> 00:59:31,200 When you're not teaching, you're here in the lab. 643 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,570 Love has its ways. 644 00:59:33,660 --> 00:59:37,570 Of course, but, Professor, at your age, 645 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:40,410 - you're getting married? - Already got the rings. 646 00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:46,000 I'll be there. 647 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,210 Is it going to be a big wedding? 648 00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:51,210 Just a few colleagues and some of my former 649 00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:52,670 special students. 650 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:59,460 - I guess congratulations are in order. - Thank you. 651 01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:23,190 Looks exactly the same. 652 01:00:23,230 --> 01:00:26,320 I don't know. I think that gray might be different. 653 01:00:33,450 --> 01:00:35,860 - Look at that. - Check this out. 654 01:00:35,910 --> 01:00:38,160 - '88, right? - Yeah. 655 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,620 But did you see the girl that's sitting in there? 656 01:00:43,330 --> 01:00:45,250 I don't care about the '88. Check this out. 657 01:00:45,330 --> 01:00:49,040 Look at that. Whoa, whoa. 658 01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:57,380 - This is his neighbor? - I don't... 659 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:00,420 - I don't... I don't know. - Whoa, whoa. 660 01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:01,920 You boys gonna be around later? 661 01:01:02,010 --> 01:01:05,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 662 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,760 All right, let's go. Come on. 663 01:01:09,850 --> 01:01:11,220 The professor's waiting. Let's go. 664 01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,890 - Come on. - Relax, man. 665 01:01:44,790 --> 01:01:46,080 Let me get it, dear. 666 01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,370 Oh, hi, boys. Come in, come in. The door's open. 667 01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:51,710 Come on. 668 01:01:51,790 --> 01:01:55,130 Hey, Professor, it's so good to see you. 669 01:01:55,210 --> 01:01:57,960 - Professor, you look great. - You guys look great, too. 670 01:01:58,050 --> 01:02:00,380 Come in, come in, come in. 671 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:04,380 I'm so glad neither one of you were too busy to come to town. 672 01:02:04,470 --> 01:02:07,430 - And miss your wedding? - We wouldn't miss it for the world. 673 01:02:07,470 --> 01:02:09,430 This place looks exactly the same. 674 01:02:09,470 --> 01:02:11,050 Brings back memories. 675 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:14,020 When you two were my smartest students, 676 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:17,680 we'd sit around and argue theories of evolution. 677 01:02:17,770 --> 01:02:19,350 But you would always win the argument, 678 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,270 even if sometimes you were just pulling our leg. 679 01:02:21,350 --> 01:02:23,650 Well, I had to spice things up a little. 680 01:02:23,730 --> 01:02:26,610 So, Professor, when are we going to meet the lucky lady? 681 01:02:26,650 --> 01:02:28,360 Soon. 682 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,490 Professor, how's your secret experiment coming along? 683 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:34,360 Oh, fine. 684 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,030 Is it really for the government, Professor? 685 01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:39,620 Do you remember the one about you being 686 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:41,660 - Dr. Frankenstein, Professor? - Oh, yeah. 687 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,370 If you only knew the rumors about that. 688 01:02:43,450 --> 01:02:45,040 I knew about them. 689 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,660 They couldn't come between me and my work. 690 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:52,170 Charles, John... 691 01:02:52,210 --> 01:02:54,380 I think it's finally done! 692 01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:56,130 Professor, that's great. 693 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,170 Can you finally tell us? 694 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,630 Soon, but you didn't come here for that. 695 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,170 You came for my wedding! 696 01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:04,130 - That's true. - Of course. 697 01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:05,800 So tell us about her, Professor. 698 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,840 Is she a teacher at the university? 699 01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:09,470 How did you meet her? 700 01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:12,220 Hold on, I'll tell you everything. 701 01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:14,390 Let's see, first of all, 702 01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:17,310 she's not from around here. 703 01:03:17,350 --> 01:03:19,980 Did you meet her on a sabbatical? 704 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,400 John, the professor doesn't do sabbaticals, am I right? 705 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,060 - That's right. - After all these years, 706 01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:26,610 we thought you were a confirmed bachelor. 707 01:03:26,690 --> 01:03:28,150 So did I. 708 01:03:28,190 --> 01:03:31,570 Hello. 709 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:38,410 I'm hope I'm not interrupting your reunion. 710 01:03:38,490 --> 01:03:40,410 Honey, you could never be an interruption. 711 01:03:40,490 --> 01:03:42,870 Charles, John, I'd like you to meet Kathy, 712 01:03:42,910 --> 01:03:45,330 - my fiancée. - Hello. 713 01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:47,500 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you too! 714 01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:49,830 - Hello. - Hi. 715 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:52,710 Oh, you really have to try my pierogis 716 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,670 Okay. 717 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:58,250 Honey, can you help me a moment? 718 01:03:58,340 --> 01:04:00,840 Oh, of course, sweetheart. Boys, I'll be right back. 719 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,840 You know where the bar is. Help yourself. 720 01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,430 Okay is this a joke? 721 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,680 I don't think so. I need a drink. What're you drinking? 722 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:15,520 A triple of whatever that is. 723 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,980 She's not even old enough to be his granddaughter. 724 01:04:21,230 --> 01:04:23,440 Wait a minute. 725 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,060 What? 726 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,820 The prof did it. 727 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,820 What're you talking about? 728 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,610 Do you remember all the experiments he's been working on? 729 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:37,740 I don't know. He was working on so many. 730 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,200 I remember the robotic stuff. 731 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,740 - And? - Then he would joke 732 01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:45,080 that he could create the perfect woman. 733 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:49,120 If I could create the perfect woman, 734 01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:52,540 I'd make sure there was an on/off switch in there somewhere. 735 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:59,170 And a volume control. 736 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,970 You got a better explanation? 737 01:05:10,050 --> 01:05:11,930 You think? 738 01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:14,260 He's a freaking quantum engineer. You know that. 739 01:05:14,350 --> 01:05:16,470 You and I have both seen some of the stuff he's done. 740 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,480 Yeah, but this? 741 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,230 Again, do you have a better explanation? 742 01:05:21,270 --> 01:05:24,400 No. 743 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:27,650 But I'd say good for the prof. 744 01:05:27,730 --> 01:05:31,480 You really have to try my chicken dumplings. 745 01:05:31,570 --> 01:05:33,780 Oh, um... 746 01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:35,280 Dayton had to go to store 747 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,410 to pick up something for me. 748 01:05:40,030 --> 01:05:42,830 Uh, Kathy, are you okay? 749 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,750 Dayton had to go to store to pick up something for me. 750 01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:52,210 So I guess... 751 01:05:52,290 --> 01:05:54,500 Uh, Kathy, why don't you sit down? 752 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,960 Okay. 753 01:05:59,090 --> 01:06:02,380 Can I, um... can I get you a drink? 754 01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:04,510 Oh, no thank you. 755 01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:07,340 Dayton doesn't like me to drink... 756 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:09,340 alcohol. 757 01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:15,850 Must be heat from the kitchen. 758 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:18,100 I'm not used to the heat. 759 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,140 So, um, Kathy, how did you and the professor meet? 760 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:27,150 Oh, it's kind of funny, 761 01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:31,030 because I really don't remember, 762 01:06:31,110 --> 01:06:33,940 I mean, really how we meet. 763 01:06:34,030 --> 01:06:38,780 I only remember just being with him. 764 01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:42,740 Oh, please, please don't tell Dayton that I told you this. 765 01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:44,620 Because he tells everyone 766 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,950 some romantic story about how we met 767 01:06:46,990 --> 01:06:49,870 and he would be really sad 768 01:06:49,950 --> 01:06:52,790 if I don't remember. 769 01:06:52,870 --> 01:06:56,130 Timer. I'll be right back with more hors d'oeuvres. 770 01:06:56,210 --> 01:06:59,290 Okay. What do you think? 771 01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:01,460 What's there to think? She doesn't drink. 772 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,050 Because liquids would screw up her circuits. 773 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:06,840 Exactly. Maybe he hasn't figured out a way to shield them yet. 774 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,880 Do you think she can eat? 775 01:07:08,970 --> 01:07:11,390 What do you think she eats? 776 01:07:11,470 --> 01:07:13,850 I don't know. 777 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,560 You really have to try my paté 778 01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:23,350 So, Kathy, are you having any? 779 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,270 Me? 780 01:07:25,350 --> 01:07:27,810 No. 781 01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:30,570 Girl has to watch their figure. 782 01:07:30,650 --> 01:07:34,070 And I won't be able to fit my wedding gown. 783 01:07:34,150 --> 01:07:37,900 So, when did you graduate? 784 01:07:37,990 --> 01:07:40,990 - About four years ago. - The same. 785 01:07:41,070 --> 01:07:44,030 Dayton tells me you're both engineers. 786 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,830 Mmm-hmm. 787 01:07:45,870 --> 01:07:48,910 I'm engineer too. 788 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,830 Oh, no kidding. 789 01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:53,750 I'll be right back. 790 01:07:57,330 --> 01:08:00,210 - Amazing. - She's perfect. 791 01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:03,590 Did she just say engineer or engineered? 792 01:08:03,670 --> 01:08:05,920 The professor, he's a genius. 793 01:08:06,010 --> 01:08:09,590 Do you remember when the professor used to play all those practical jokes on us? 794 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,680 The exploding sandwich. 795 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,680 Try the egg sandwiches. They're delicious. 796 01:08:23,730 --> 01:08:26,100 You keep both hands on the wheel. 797 01:08:26,190 --> 01:08:29,860 You young people nowadays don't know how to drive. 798 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,630 Maybe you should try the bathroom before you go, John. 799 01:08:57,710 --> 01:09:00,630 Long drive ahead. 800 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,300 It still hurts sometimes, you know. 801 01:09:11,390 --> 01:09:12,970 It wasn't a real snake, John. 802 01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:15,930 - It was robotics. - Tell that to my leg. 803 01:09:16,010 --> 01:09:19,060 Of course. 804 01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:20,430 Do you think this is one of them? 805 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:23,100 It's gotta be. Remember when we first got here 806 01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:25,900 and he said we were "two of his smartest students"? 807 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:28,650 He's probably somewhere laughing at us right now. 808 01:09:28,730 --> 01:09:30,770 Don't you get it? That's why he left us alone with her. 809 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:32,770 He wants us to figure out Kathy, 810 01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:34,650 his new and best invention. 811 01:09:34,730 --> 01:09:36,490 Oh, he almost got us. 812 01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:39,360 What are we gonna do? 813 01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:43,070 Let's pull a prank on him. 814 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,280 Let's find the switch that'll turn her off. 815 01:09:45,370 --> 01:09:48,410 Hope you liked my pierogis 816 01:09:48,490 --> 01:09:50,410 - Delicious, - Yeah. 817 01:09:50,450 --> 01:09:52,000 Good. 818 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,540 I'll be right back. I'll make some more. 819 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,630 Maybe we could give you a hand. 820 01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:27,690 Look at this, the culture and design is just absolute perfection. 821 01:10:27,770 --> 01:10:30,020 This blood is just so real. 822 01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:38,440 Oh my God. I haven't felt any circuits yet though. 823 01:10:38,490 --> 01:10:40,280 Did you find the circuits? 824 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,450 I think I found it. 825 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:47,370 Oh my God, look at this. 826 01:10:47,450 --> 01:10:49,700 The skin's so... 827 01:10:49,790 --> 01:10:52,000 It's perfect! Perfect! 828 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,290 Hey, Charles. 829 01:10:56,790 --> 01:10:58,710 Charles, check out the brain. 830 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,800 Look, it even jiggles the right way. 831 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,050 - Can I touch it? - Yeah, go ahead. 832 01:11:07,460 --> 01:11:09,920 Oh, oh, oh. 833 01:11:10,010 --> 01:11:12,010 My God. 834 01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:16,470 The nerve endings... pituitary gland in place. 835 01:11:16,510 --> 01:11:19,220 Everything, it's in here. Oh, God. 836 01:11:21,970 --> 01:11:24,850 I gotta tell you, man, this guy's a genius. 837 01:11:24,890 --> 01:11:26,730 This guy's a genius. 838 01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:28,940 The detail is just impeccable. 839 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:30,690 Never found the right end. 840 01:11:36,530 --> 01:11:39,240 - Look at this. - What? 841 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,410 It's a scrapbook. 842 01:11:46,490 --> 01:11:49,490 I mean, look at this... pictures and letters. 843 01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:51,370 With... with... 844 01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:54,710 I mean, it's like the detail he's gone to make this woman real is just unreal. 845 01:11:54,790 --> 01:11:56,290 He's a genius. 846 01:11:56,370 --> 01:11:58,000 "My dearest Emmett. " 847 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,040 "Dating for the Scientific Community, New Editions. " 848 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,920 "Katia is an engineer in the University of Moscow. 849 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,750 She specializes in aeronautics. 850 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,010 She's seeking a warm and cuddly older gentleman 851 01:12:08,090 --> 01:12:10,010 - with a sense of humor. " - We finally got him back. 852 01:12:10,050 --> 01:12:11,840 "Rocket scientists preferred. 853 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:15,890 Must talk to Dr. Farwell about global transience amnesia. " 854 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,020 What? 855 01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:27,020 Mr. Melancholy, it's not a big deal. 856 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:29,690 We're gonna help him put her back together before the wedding, okay? 857 01:12:29,770 --> 01:12:33,190 What? 858 01:12:33,230 --> 01:12:36,280 John, I think... 859 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,190 What? What is this? 860 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:40,650 I think she... 861 01:12:44,070 --> 01:12:47,280 Mail-order bride. 862 01:12:49,870 --> 01:12:51,660 John, she's... 863 01:12:54,450 --> 01:12:57,710 She's... oh God. 864 01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,960 Oh my God, Charles. What're we gonna do? 865 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,000 Oh my God! 866 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,760 Honey, I'm back! 867 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,840 Sorry, guys, but, uh... 868 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:15,300 Kathy ordered this cake and Kathy doesn't drive 869 01:13:15,390 --> 01:13:17,260 so I had to go pick it up. 870 01:13:28,390 --> 01:13:30,400 Kathy? John? 871 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,730 Charles? 872 01:13:33,820 --> 01:13:36,280 Kathy? 873 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,570 John? 874 01:13:38,650 --> 01:13:40,780 Charles? 875 01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:43,990 Kathy? 876 01:13:44,070 --> 01:13:45,990 John? 877 01:13:46,070 --> 01:13:47,660 Charles? 878 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,920 She sure knows how to cook! 879 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:04,000 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 880 01:14:07,170 --> 01:14:10,510 Oh bah! 881 01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,680 Hey, don't be pushing. 882 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,850 You got a lot of nerve. I'm a doctor, lady. 883 01:14:22,930 --> 01:14:24,390 Let me tell you, your food sucks. 884 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:26,600 I've seen fresher fish in the LA river 885 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:28,270 in a drought season! 886 01:14:28,310 --> 01:14:29,980 Okay okay, I'm sorry. Come on, let's make up. 887 01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:31,560 No, no, no. Me love you long time. 888 01:14:31,650 --> 01:14:33,860 Me so sorry. 889 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,530 What? 890 01:14:38,610 --> 01:14:40,320 Hey, man. 891 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,610 Can you help me out with some spare change? 892 01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:44,860 No, man, I'm sorry. But listen, I'm gonna think good thoughts for you. 893 01:14:44,950 --> 01:14:46,780 Whew! Good thoughts. Good thoughts. 894 01:14:46,870 --> 01:14:48,660 Hey, just wait. Be patient. 895 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:50,870 How 'bout something to eat? 896 01:14:50,950 --> 01:14:54,080 No, but good thoughts. Really really good thoughts. 897 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,120 Hold up! 898 01:14:59,170 --> 01:15:01,790 All right, all right. Let me have a poodle just like his. 899 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,290 One just like his. 900 01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:05,050 Come on, hand it over. 901 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,300 Jeez, let's go. 902 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,140 Spare change? 903 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,150 Hey, here you go, man. 904 01:15:32,190 --> 01:15:34,190 See? 905 01:15:34,270 --> 01:15:35,900 Thinking good thoughts for you, huh? 906 01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:48,320 Excuse me, pardon me. 907 01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:57,290 Thank you. 908 01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:21,640 Somebody, please! We need a doctor! We need a doctor! 909 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,970 Hey, what's going on? 910 01:16:24,060 --> 01:16:26,680 Bad dog. 911 01:16:26,730 --> 01:16:28,180 Huh. 912 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,180 You're late again. 913 01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:19,600 What? All the sick people go home? 914 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,060 I thought we spoke about this. 915 01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:24,850 My sentence dictates that I spend 30 days here. I'm here. 916 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:26,730 So what do we got? 917 01:17:26,770 --> 01:17:29,770 This is not a sentence, Doctor. 918 01:17:29,850 --> 01:17:32,520 It's an opportunity to prove yourself, 919 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,690 to help the community. 920 01:17:34,770 --> 01:17:36,690 Do you want me to call the judge 921 01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:38,690 and tell him your heart's not in it? 922 01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:42,190 Anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're a bitch? 923 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,900 - No. - Really? 924 01:17:44,990 --> 01:17:47,320 Seriously, coffee... 925 01:17:47,410 --> 01:17:49,200 black. 926 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:51,780 Mrs. Lexington is ready to be seen. 927 01:17:51,870 --> 01:17:53,540 I'll bring her in. 928 01:18:27,310 --> 01:18:29,600 Go ahead and sit down. 929 01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:32,350 Be careful, there is a step. 930 01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:36,520 Very well. 931 01:18:39,530 --> 01:18:41,990 Let me get this for you. 932 01:18:42,070 --> 01:18:44,650 You can give me this too. 933 01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:46,860 Mrs. Lexington has been having some difficulty... 934 01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:48,950 With her vision. Mmm. 935 01:18:49,030 --> 01:18:52,410 Yes, how did you know? 936 01:18:52,490 --> 01:18:53,950 Lucky guess. 937 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:55,620 I'm over here, darling. 938 01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:57,290 Mmm. 939 01:18:57,370 --> 01:19:00,040 Okay, Mrs. Lexington. 940 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,040 Oh please, Doctor, 941 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,790 call me Grams. Everybody does. 942 01:19:04,830 --> 01:19:07,630 Okay, Grams. 943 01:19:07,710 --> 01:19:11,550 Well, your eyes are shot. You're 74 years old. 944 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:14,220 You've been battling glaucoma for the last 10. 945 01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:17,260 And you're past the point of safe surgical correction. 946 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:20,090 Anything else I can do for you while you are here? 947 01:19:22,140 --> 01:19:25,060 Are you sure? 948 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:30,270 I'm sure. 949 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,020 What... what would you recommend? 950 01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:36,810 A seeing-eye dog? 951 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:39,900 Doctor, please. 952 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:42,820 Come, Grams, I'll get you a cab. 953 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:46,200 Oh, if there's any movies that 954 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,320 you want to see, don't wait. 955 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,080 Oh, God. 956 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,620 Another one down. 957 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:12,210 Okay, let's see here. 958 01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:13,710 Yep, all right. 959 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,010 What you need is 960 01:20:16,050 --> 01:20:19,260 a three-week prescription of legal marijuana. 961 01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:21,300 There you go. Next. 962 01:20:23,890 --> 01:20:26,270 Take two of these 963 01:20:26,350 --> 01:20:28,270 three times a day. 964 01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:30,270 When you're done, 965 01:20:30,350 --> 01:20:32,270 call the emergency room. 966 01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:33,900 Next. 967 01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:47,740 Hi. What seems to be the problem? 968 01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:50,450 I don't know. It seems like 969 01:20:50,530 --> 01:20:52,240 everything's just not going right. 970 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,200 Freight elevator 971 01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,240 crushed my wrist. 972 01:20:57,950 --> 01:20:59,910 Don't you need me to take off my clothes? 973 01:20:59,950 --> 01:21:02,080 Next. 974 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,920 Ming... Ming Yee? 975 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,800 Is that Chink or Jap? 976 01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:14,130 There you go. 977 01:21:14,210 --> 01:21:15,880 Next. 978 01:21:15,970 --> 01:21:19,130 You are funny today. That's good. That's good. 979 01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:22,510 We'll see how funny you are when I break your arm again and reset it. 980 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:23,720 Next. 981 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,480 Got the ol' black eye there, huh? 982 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,690 How did you get that? 983 01:21:36,770 --> 01:21:40,440 Ming Yee. 984 01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,900 Okay, here's what it's going to be. 985 01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:44,610 That be five dollar. 986 01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:51,950 Thanks, man. 987 01:21:52,030 --> 01:21:54,530 18mg of Viagra. 988 01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:55,580 Merry Christmas. 989 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,250 Five doll... 990 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:05,210 Next. 991 01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:13,710 Okay, what seems to be the problem? 992 01:22:15,170 --> 01:22:17,970 Sorry, hold on a second. 993 01:22:18,050 --> 01:22:20,390 No, no, I'm listening. Go ahead. 994 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,350 Nurse Jacobs, 995 01:22:24,430 --> 01:22:26,560 I can't write a prescription for ugly. 996 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:30,020 Take this prescription. Go down to the pharmacy. 997 01:22:30,100 --> 01:22:32,480 Uh-huh. Yeah. 998 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,270 I'm sorry, what did you say the problem was? 999 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:40,320 Have him bring two bottles of wine. 1000 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,610 The two of you take the entire bottle. 1001 01:22:42,690 --> 01:22:45,400 Drink all the wine. 1002 01:22:45,490 --> 01:22:47,780 I guarantee you'll never see me again. 1003 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,990 Next. 1004 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,750 Do you find medicine stressful? 1005 01:23:03,830 --> 01:23:05,210 Sure. 1006 01:23:05,290 --> 01:23:07,630 You see, now's the time we get to unwind. 1007 01:23:07,670 --> 01:23:10,420 There's a party tonight. Do you want to come? 1008 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:12,090 It's a kind of a get-together. 1009 01:23:12,170 --> 01:23:14,800 It's ladies' night. 1010 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,130 Maybe next time. 1011 01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:18,510 Hold you too that. Hmm. 1012 01:23:18,590 --> 01:23:20,510 See you tomorrow... on time. 1013 01:23:20,590 --> 01:23:23,390 On time. 1014 01:24:05,710 --> 01:24:08,170 Stop. See anything you like? 1015 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:11,710 No, sorry, I'm into midgets right now. 1016 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,630 Hey! 1017 01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:15,840 Aren't you the new doctor in the clinic? 1018 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,510 For you? No, no, no. 1019 01:24:18,550 --> 01:24:21,470 Say, l-l... 1020 01:24:21,550 --> 01:24:23,890 I'm having real bad pains in my chest. 1021 01:24:23,970 --> 01:24:25,680 Oh, Is that right? Well, I'll you what, 1022 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,640 I'm going in here and I'm going to get laid. 1023 01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:29,220 Then I'll come back. 1024 01:24:29,310 --> 01:24:31,480 Meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you 1025 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:33,810 a bowel movement you will never forget, okay? 1026 01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:36,730 Yah! Whoo. 1027 01:24:38,230 --> 01:24:40,360 Asshole! 1028 01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:44,320 - Psst. Psst. - Professor. 1029 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,690 - Shh. - What's up? 1030 01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,990 Say, those radios 1031 01:24:49,070 --> 01:24:51,740 you traded me were a hit. 1032 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:53,410 Do you have some? 1033 01:24:53,490 --> 01:24:54,990 I've already sold one of them. 1034 01:24:55,070 --> 01:24:56,700 Do you have some more for me? 1035 01:24:56,740 --> 01:25:00,370 Actually, I need something from you. 1036 01:25:00,450 --> 01:25:01,620 What do you need? 1037 01:25:01,700 --> 01:25:04,870 Do you still have that voodoo kit? 1038 01:25:04,910 --> 01:25:06,710 I have the voodoo kit. 1039 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:08,880 The beginners' or the advanced? 1040 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,170 The very advanced. 1041 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:13,170 Very advanced? Then, Professor, 1042 01:25:13,250 --> 01:25:16,840 you're going to need the chicken too. 1043 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,170 That's what you need. 1044 01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:22,220 - Yah! - Okay, okay, I'll take the chicken. 1045 01:25:22,260 --> 01:25:25,470 You'll take it, okay. Yah. 1046 01:25:36,020 --> 01:25:37,940 Hey, back so soon? 1047 01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:40,560 Absolutely. 1048 01:25:40,650 --> 01:25:42,610 What did you bring me? 1049 01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:44,610 Ah... 1050 01:25:44,690 --> 01:25:46,070 You know the rules. 1051 01:25:46,150 --> 01:25:47,530 Gotta have new faces. 1052 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:49,530 This doesn't work without new faces. 1053 01:25:49,610 --> 01:25:53,410 I brought party favors this time. 1054 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,700 Okay. 1055 01:26:07,870 --> 01:26:10,880 Rachael. 1056 01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:18,470 Hey-ey-ey everybody. 1057 01:26:18,550 --> 01:26:20,300 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 1058 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:23,430 Mmm-mmm-mmm. Thank you. 1059 01:26:23,510 --> 01:26:25,470 Mmm. You are so welcome. 1060 01:26:25,510 --> 01:26:28,430 Sandra, my love. 1061 01:26:28,470 --> 01:26:30,430 Gorgeous, darling. 1062 01:26:30,470 --> 01:26:32,470 Ooh. Whoo. 1063 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,270 Oh, look at you. I do know you. 1064 01:26:36,980 --> 01:26:39,190 - Dr. Farwell, - Dino, Dino, Dino. 1065 01:26:39,270 --> 01:26:41,690 How are you? For your lovely lady there. 1066 01:26:41,770 --> 01:26:43,110 Hey, would you like anything special? 1067 01:26:43,150 --> 01:26:44,940 Take 'em, take' em, pass the them around. 1068 01:26:45,030 --> 01:26:46,860 - Make friends? - You will make so many friends. 1069 01:26:48,570 --> 01:26:50,900 Hey, hey, hey. I know you. 1070 01:26:50,990 --> 01:26:52,910 I know you. Aren't you... 1071 01:26:52,990 --> 01:26:55,450 Hold on. It's going to come to me. It's going to come to me. 1072 01:26:55,490 --> 01:26:59,660 Ah, ooh, lovely, lovely. I will catch you... 1073 01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:02,540 Ooh, my, my, my. 1074 01:27:02,620 --> 01:27:05,080 My, my, you look so good. 1075 01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:07,370 Everybody looking good today. 1076 01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:09,210 Hi. 1077 01:27:09,290 --> 01:27:12,090 Mmm-hmm. How are you? 1078 01:27:12,170 --> 01:27:13,630 You are nice. 1079 01:27:13,710 --> 01:27:15,500 Let's go. Let's go. 1080 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:20,260 Mmm-hmm. Hello, honey. 1081 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:12,670 Ladies and gentlemen, 1082 01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:14,710 let the real party begin. 1083 01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:25,260 Where have you been? 1084 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:28,390 Do you realize what time it is? 1085 01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:32,720 Have you been out all night? 1086 01:29:32,810 --> 01:29:35,890 No, I always wear the same clothes for days at a time. 1087 01:29:35,930 --> 01:29:37,730 Phew! 1088 01:29:37,810 --> 01:29:39,900 Have you even slept? 1089 01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:42,400 Does it matter? 1090 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:44,650 What have we got? 1091 01:29:44,730 --> 01:29:46,730 What have we got? 1092 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,880 Um, I've got like a little bit of 1093 01:30:15,960 --> 01:30:17,880 a pain right here in that part of my wrist. 1094 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,460 Okay, if you'll just take off your clothes, we'll take a look at it. 1095 01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:25,970 So I'm working my door at the club, right? 1096 01:30:26,050 --> 01:30:27,840 And this big huge guy just comes right up to me. 1097 01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:29,350 He's like, "Oh, I'm with Jim. " 1098 01:30:29,430 --> 01:30:30,930 I was like, "Who the hell is Jim, man?" 1099 01:30:31,010 --> 01:30:32,850 So, Doctor, I have this rash. 1100 01:30:32,930 --> 01:30:35,220 I'm sorry, if you'll take all of your clothes... 1101 01:30:35,310 --> 01:30:37,430 hey, you know, why don't you just bend over the table? 1102 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:39,940 Take off your clothes and bend over the table. We'll take a quick look. 1103 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:41,730 But it's just right here. 1104 01:30:41,810 --> 01:30:44,230 You know, it's probably a symptom of a deeper problem. 1105 01:30:44,310 --> 01:30:46,230 Let me grab my probe. We'll take a quick look. 1106 01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:48,030 But what could I do at the club? 1107 01:30:49,530 --> 01:30:52,190 I got it like two weeks ago and it's really itchy and pussy. 1108 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:53,570 Here you go. 1109 01:30:56,490 --> 01:30:58,870 Is there a girl doctor who could... 1110 01:30:58,950 --> 01:31:00,830 No, honey, I'm the only doctor in this town. 1111 01:31:02,370 --> 01:31:04,750 - I don't really want to do this. - Oh. 1112 01:31:08,210 --> 01:31:11,420 "1-875-BIG-GIRLS, wow. " 1113 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,540 - Are you fucking joking? - That's... 1114 01:31:13,630 --> 01:31:16,090 - Are you fucking serious? ... for Hollywood girls, big and bold. 1115 01:31:16,170 --> 01:31:19,170 What kind of fucking doctor are you? Are you kidding me? 1116 01:31:19,210 --> 01:31:22,170 Here's your prescription. Next. 1117 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:28,680 - Is that your phone number? - Mmm-hmm. 1118 01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:37,180 Mr. Rhodes, 1119 01:31:37,230 --> 01:31:39,270 this is Dr. Farwell. 1120 01:31:39,350 --> 01:31:42,600 He's our attending physician for the next month. 1121 01:31:42,690 --> 01:31:46,070 He is here for a follow-up on his daughter Dusty. 1122 01:31:48,940 --> 01:31:50,320 Dusty? 1123 01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:53,320 We thought she was going to be a boy. 1124 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:56,410 Thank you, Doctor, for seeing us. 1125 01:31:56,490 --> 01:31:58,950 We haven't been able to see a specialist yet. 1126 01:31:59,030 --> 01:32:00,990 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang loose. 1127 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:04,620 Okay, and a few weeks ago... 1128 01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:06,660 blood test... 1129 01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:08,960 white blood count... yada yada yada. 1130 01:32:16,210 --> 01:32:17,550 Oh, yeah, there it is. 1131 01:32:17,630 --> 01:32:19,840 What is it, Doctor? 1132 01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:23,800 You been having headaches, Dusty? 1133 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:25,760 Sort of come and go real quick? 1134 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,430 Yes. 1135 01:32:28,510 --> 01:32:31,140 It's cause you have a brain tumor. 1136 01:32:33,060 --> 01:32:34,970 Tumor? Is it... 1137 01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:37,100 is it cancer? 1138 01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:39,100 Inoperable cancer. 1139 01:32:44,150 --> 01:32:46,940 Okay, so there's a tumor. 1140 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:49,650 We understand. 1141 01:32:55,110 --> 01:32:57,030 Doctor? 1142 01:32:58,110 --> 01:32:59,740 Doctor, 1143 01:32:59,820 --> 01:33:02,330 what is our next step? 1144 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,700 Um... 1145 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:11,040 have you attended your senior prom? 1146 01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,790 No, I'm a junior. 1147 01:33:12,870 --> 01:33:16,460 I'd find one to take her to this weekend. 1148 01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:20,880 Can I get some coffee? 1149 01:33:23,260 --> 01:33:26,180 What's wrong with you, you jackass? 1150 01:33:26,260 --> 01:33:30,050 Could I get some coffee, por favor? 1151 01:33:30,090 --> 01:33:32,810 You cannot just tell a 15-year-old girl 1152 01:33:32,890 --> 01:33:34,850 that she's gonna die, no questions asked. 1153 01:33:34,930 --> 01:33:37,560 Oh, come on, the kid's a goner. 1154 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,350 You don't want to sit here and talk about it 1155 01:33:39,430 --> 01:33:41,190 for the next whatever, do you, sweetie? 1156 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:48,940 I'm getting some coffee. 1157 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:56,450 Oh my gosh. 1158 01:34:15,460 --> 01:34:17,380 I'm back! 1159 01:34:17,460 --> 01:34:19,300 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 1160 01:34:19,380 --> 01:34:22,760 That's right, for you and you and you. 1161 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:25,170 Whoo! Let's party. 1162 01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:27,590 Breaking news just in. Authorities believe that 1163 01:34:27,630 --> 01:34:29,340 the latest rash of serial murders 1164 01:34:29,430 --> 01:34:31,010 has been committed by a woman. 1165 01:34:31,100 --> 01:34:32,970 They believe she may be a prostitute 1166 01:34:33,050 --> 01:34:36,560 and the local cowboys have dubbed the culprit, "The Call-Girl Killer. " 1167 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:40,060 She has claimed 10 victims so far, all male. 1168 01:34:44,810 --> 01:34:46,770 Excuse me, excuse me. Who are you? 1169 01:34:46,810 --> 01:34:48,520 Security. 1170 01:34:48,610 --> 01:34:50,190 Where's the regular? 1171 01:34:50,270 --> 01:34:52,190 The short guy? 1172 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,570 Dirty looking, on the slow side. 1173 01:34:54,650 --> 01:34:56,700 - Jerry. - Yeah, Jerry. 1174 01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,490 - He didn't show up for work. - It figures. 1175 01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:03,080 All right. I need you to stay here tonight. 1176 01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:05,080 There's a psychotic homeless guy stalking me. 1177 01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:12,460 Sure. 1178 01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,500 Good. 1179 01:35:28,010 --> 01:35:29,970 Fuck this. 1180 01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:10,370 Wait! 1181 01:37:44,730 --> 01:37:46,900 Good... 1182 01:37:46,980 --> 01:37:49,310 hot dog. 1183 01:37:52,860 --> 01:37:54,820 Thank you. 1184 01:38:21,210 --> 01:38:22,710 Hey, hot-dog man! 1185 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:24,420 Hey, could I get two of those to go? 1186 01:38:24,460 --> 01:38:27,130 $2. 1187 01:38:27,220 --> 01:38:28,720 Two? 1188 01:38:30,970 --> 01:38:33,550 - Here you go, buddy. - You got two? 1189 01:38:36,510 --> 01:38:40,430 Those things will kill you! Yah! 1190 01:39:20,090 --> 01:39:22,750 She's such a kidder. 1191 01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,200 Alice. Alice. Hey. 1192 01:40:07,910 --> 01:40:11,450 Alice is going to look so beautiful on her wedding day. 1193 01:40:15,620 --> 01:40:17,620 Yeah. 1194 01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:22,670 So, how is Carol, anyway? 1195 01:40:22,710 --> 01:40:26,420 She's not well. She's not well at all, Father. 1196 01:40:26,510 --> 01:40:29,970 She's still convinced we have a daughter named Alice. 1197 01:40:30,050 --> 01:40:31,880 - Alice? - Alice, yeah. 1198 01:40:31,970 --> 01:40:34,010 I'm so worried about her, Father. 1199 01:40:34,090 --> 01:40:35,930 What can you do to help us? 1200 01:40:36,010 --> 01:40:37,850 Have you been saying your Hail Marys? 1201 01:40:37,890 --> 01:40:39,560 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1202 01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,680 Then add a couple of Our Fathers. 1203 01:40:41,770 --> 01:40:44,850 Oh. Yes. 1204 01:40:44,940 --> 01:40:46,390 Mmm-hmm. 1205 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:10,540 It's all about the future now. 81752

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