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Kind: captions Language: en
so
so
so [Music]
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[Music] dad
dad
dad [Music]
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more than a thousand years ago china was
more than a thousand years ago china was
more than a thousand years ago china was in chaos
in chaos
in chaos warlords have divided the country
warlords have divided the country
warlords have divided the country after many terrible battles along both
after many terrible battles along both
after many terrible battles along both sides of the yellow river
sides of the yellow river
sides of the yellow river in shanzi the area became divided
in shanzi the area became divided
in shanzi the area became divided between
between
between three warlords
these three were in a permanent state of
these three were in a permanent state of
these three were in a permanent state of war with each other
war with each other
war with each other in an effort to control the whole area
in an effort to control the whole area
in an effort to control the whole area [Music]
my mouth
oh
kingdom give up now and surrender and
kingdom give up now and surrender and
kingdom give up now and surrender and i'll let you live
i'll let you live
i'll let you live if not everyone will be killed
if not everyone will be killed
if not everyone will be killed can you you're an evil monster today i
can you you're an evil monster today i
can you you're an evil monster today i shall kill you in the name of god and
[Applause]
justice
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[Music] ah
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[Music] uh
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oh
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so
so
so [Music]
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[Music] come god
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[Music] foreign
foreign
foreign [Music]
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[Music] highness king duan's gonna die if we
highness king duan's gonna die if we
highness king duan's gonna die if we don't help him now
don't help him now
don't help him now you idiot let them kill each other then
you idiot let them kill each other then
you idiot let them kill each other then i shall have the benefit of it
sire
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arrows
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oh
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go on kill him
what a great fighter
all right
uh
kill him kill him
thank you sir
you saved my life would you
you saved my life would you
you saved my life would you tell me what your name is
tell me what your name is
tell me what your name is sir don't go please please just a moment
sir don't go please please just a moment
sir don't go please please just a moment uh oh
a good man like that is hard to come by
a good man like that is hard to come by
a good man like that is hard to come by if i can recruit him to my service i'll
if i can recruit him to my service i'll
if i can recruit him to my service i'll be able to conquer the country
be able to conquer the country
be able to conquer the country shall i go and get him for you sir what
shall i go and get him for you sir what
shall i go and get him for you sir what happens if he refuses
happens if he refuses
happens if he refuses us then he will never work for the enemy
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oh
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[Music] is
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[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
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[Music] my god
ah
that is coming
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[Music] oh
oh
oh kill that man
tell me
tell me
tell me help me
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[Music] i mean look see
i mean look see
i mean look see [Music]
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[Music] the woman's on the big
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the monkey king
the monkey king
the monkey king [Music]
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[Music] okay
okay
okay [Music]
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause]
right thanks a lot ladies and gentlemen
right thanks a lot ladies and gentlemen
right thanks a lot ladies and gentlemen i'm glad you enjoyed this
i'm glad you enjoyed this
i'm glad you enjoyed this if you would be so kind as to pay me a
if you would be so kind as to pay me a
if you would be so kind as to pay me a few copper so that i can finally have a
few copper so that i can finally have a
few copper so that i can finally have a decent meal
decent meal
decent meal then i guarantee that the next show will
then i guarantee that the next show will
then i guarantee that the next show will be better
be better
be better yeah ladies and gentlemen please only a
yeah ladies and gentlemen please only a
yeah ladies and gentlemen please only a few coppers
few coppers
few coppers hey please please don't go so where are
hey please please don't go so where are
hey please please don't go so where are you going come back
you going come back
you going come back hey use your magic to give us a sugar
hey use your magic to give us a sugar
hey use your magic to give us a sugar dough then we'll be able to stay and
dough then we'll be able to stay and
dough then we'll be able to stay and watch you
watch you
watch you go away go away
if my magic could make bread dough i
if my magic could make bread dough i
if my magic could make bread dough i wouldn't have to work so hard
hey silver hey sir
hey silver hey sir
hey silver hey sir thank you i appreciate this it's like
thank you i appreciate this it's like
thank you i appreciate this it's like giving me coal in winter
giving me coal in winter
giving me coal in winter it's kind of you thank you sir for
it's kind of you thank you sir for
it's kind of you thank you sir for giving me a coal
giving me a coal
giving me a coal uh no no no i mean money of course
uh no no no i mean money of course
uh no no no i mean money of course damn beggar gold hey hey
damn beggar gold hey hey
damn beggar gold hey hey you want to die i just wanted to take a
you want to die i just wanted to take a
you want to die i just wanted to take a rest
waiter take my order
please go ahead and enjoy your food my
please go ahead and enjoy your food my
please go ahead and enjoy your food my lord has sent me here to speak to you
lord has sent me here to speak to you
lord has sent me here to speak to you that's right
that's right
that's right i don't care who the hell he is
i don't care who the hell he is
i don't care who the hell he is what does he want from me uh well kingly
what does he want from me uh well kingly
what does he want from me uh well kingly sent us here he really admires your
sent us here he really admires your
sent us here he really admires your talent sir
talent sir
talent sir if you're willing to help us then you
if you're willing to help us then you
if you're willing to help us then you can have everything you want
can have everything you want
can have everything you want this is what i want to be alone go
this is what i want to be alone go
this is what i want to be alone go uh i think sir you've had too much to
uh i think sir you've had too much to
uh i think sir you've had too much to drink
hey stay calm sorry we're leaving sir
hey stay calm sorry we're leaving sir
hey stay calm sorry we're leaving sir come on go on get lost
come on go on get lost
come on go on get lost good you're not swayed by riches or by
good you're not swayed by riches or by
good you're not swayed by riches or by power
power
power well done sir i admire honorable people
well done sir i admire honorable people
well done sir i admire honorable people like you you know that
like you you know that
like you you know that wow you can drink a lot no wonder legend
wow you can drink a lot no wonder legend
wow you can drink a lot no wonder legend says great men in history always drink a
says great men in history always drink a
says great men in history always drink a lot
lot
lot let me sir
although we've only just met you seem
although we've only just met you seem
although we've only just met you seem like a long time friend
like a long time friend
like a long time friend come a toast to your health sir
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well they're good kids after all but my
well they're good kids after all but my
well they're good kids after all but my chicken like
chicken like
chicken like gun hey you're bill
gun hey you're bill
gun hey you're bill the one behind me is paying it'll be
the one behind me is paying it'll be
the one behind me is paying it'll be right this time
right this time
right this time well why oh
well why oh
well why oh god looks like we got another drunk
god looks like we got another drunk
god looks like we got another drunk goddamn chase
wine why
wine why
wine why [Music]
[Music]
[Music] fine
fine more wine
fine more wine
fine more wine [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hey hey where's my sword
hey hey where's my sword
hey hey where's my sword don't you worry i already got it back
don't you worry i already got it back
don't you worry i already got it back from the restaurant see
from the restaurant see
from the restaurant see god i'll kill all of you you evil people
god i'll kill all of you you evil people
god i'll kill all of you you evil people i'll kill you no wait sir i'm not evil
i'll kill you no wait sir i'm not evil
i'll kill you no wait sir i'm not evil i just conned a couple pots of wine and
i just conned a couple pots of wine and
i just conned a couple pots of wine and a chicken's bomb that's all
a chicken's bomb that's all
a chicken's bomb that's all damn cheap you're all goddamn thieves
damn cheap you're all goddamn thieves
damn cheap you're all goddamn thieves i'm gonna
i'm gonna
i'm gonna kill all of you
watch out
that's good sir
i can't protect my countrymen
i can't protect my countrymen
i can't protect my countrymen well safeguard my own home
well safeguard my own home
well safeguard my own home i can't even protect my little girl
i can't even protect my little girl
i can't even protect my little girl so what the hell is the use of this
so what the hell is the use of this
so what the hell is the use of this sword of course it's very useful
sword of course it's very useful
sword of course it's very useful at least you can earn a living with it
i've learned to use a sword not for
i've learned to use a sword not for
i've learned to use a sword not for earning a living in the streets
earning a living in the streets
earning a living in the streets oh no i'm gonna get the murderer who
oh no i'm gonna get the murderer who
oh no i'm gonna get the murderer who killed my girl
killed my girl
killed my girl hey listen you'll get your revenge but
hey listen you'll get your revenge but
hey listen you'll get your revenge but in the meantime
in the meantime
in the meantime you can't do anything not on an empty
you can't do anything not on an empty
you can't do anything not on an empty stomach right
i want wine i want wine
i want wine i want wine
i want wine i want wine oh give me wine
oh give me wine
oh give me wine with your excellent swordsmanship
with your excellent swordsmanship
with your excellent swordsmanship together with my persuasive tongue sir
together with my persuasive tongue sir
together with my persuasive tongue sir we can do anything you could drink as
we can do anything you could drink as
we can do anything you could drink as much as you like if we work together you
much as you like if we work together you
much as you like if we work together you know
know
know go get it i want more wine now
go get it i want more wine now
go get it i want more wine now right now right i'll go and buy it now
right now right i'll go and buy it now
right now right i'll go and buy it now but sir you have to listen to me from
but sir you have to listen to me from
but sir you have to listen to me from now on right
now on right
now on right go get it right all right
go get it right all right
go get it right all right [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] what does he think he is just a drunkard
what does he think he is just a drunkard
what does he think he is just a drunkard he only gave me one piece of silver and
he only gave me one piece of silver and
he only gave me one piece of silver and i gotta pay his bills get his sword out
i gotta pay his bills get his sword out
i gotta pay his bills get his sword out of hawk and buy wine
ah forget it i gotta feed my empty
ah forget it i gotta feed my empty
ah forget it i gotta feed my empty stomach first
stomach first
stomach first that leg's too expensive for you all
that leg's too expensive for you all
that leg's too expensive for you all right i'll have the head
duke on hey that's good wine
duke on hey that's good wine
duke on hey that's good wine got it hey fill it up
what you want duke on for a few coppers
what you want duke on for a few coppers
what you want duke on for a few coppers whatever just give me something as long
whatever just give me something as long
whatever just give me something as long as this isn't poisonous just fill her up
boss
boss
boss hey hold up you stealing from me are you
hey hold up you stealing from me are you
hey hold up you stealing from me are you blind or what a full
blind or what a full
blind or what a full time hey hey stop it
oh
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hey let's go what is your temple with a
hey let's go what is your temple with a
hey let's go what is your temple with a beggar you get your hands dirty come on
beggar you get your hands dirty come on
beggar you get your hands dirty come on hey don't go unless you're a coward
hey don't go unless you're a coward
hey don't go unless you're a coward my partner will teach you a lesson
i got it
oh no the wine
ah this'll work
ah what's this dukon it's famous
ah what's this dukon it's famous
ah what's this dukon it's famous now then everybody's waiting to see your
now then everybody's waiting to see your
now then everybody's waiting to see your drunken sword dance
drunken sword dance
drunken sword dance hey everybody mr ma is going to
hey everybody mr ma is going to
hey everybody mr ma is going to demonstrate a drunken sword dance
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] yes you're quite right about that but
yes you're quite right about that but
yes you're quite right about that but you know sir
you know sir
you know sir you're only half correct about him
you're only half correct about him
you're only half correct about him normally people who demonstrate
normally people who demonstrate
normally people who demonstrate are not really drunk but mr ma here is
are not really drunk but mr ma here is
are not really drunk but mr ma here is really drunk
really drunk
really drunk look otherwise how could he perform such
look otherwise how could he perform such
look otherwise how could he perform such a
a
a faultless dance huh
ah his sword is brilliant
look he's still going strong but i could
look he's still going strong but i could
look he's still going strong but i could hardly catch my breath
hardly catch my breath
hardly catch my breath [Music]
[Music]
[Music] oh dear i think i'm exhausted already
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] of course it's good and my partner isn't
of course it's good and my partner isn't
of course it's good and my partner isn't cheap to watch
cheap to watch
cheap to watch he wants duke on one before he performs
he wants duke on one before he performs
he wants duke on one before he performs and that costs money you see
and that costs money you see
and that costs money you see if you like the performance you should
if you like the performance you should
if you like the performance you should give
give
give generously right
generously right
generously right [Applause]
dammit why isn't he dead yet strange
dammit why isn't he dead yet strange
dammit why isn't he dead yet strange i don't know why either the poison
i don't know why either the poison
i don't know why either the poison didn't work god damn it how can we
didn't work god damn it how can we
didn't work god damn it how can we report this to his highness
report this to his highness
report this to his highness come on come on the more money the
come on come on the more money the
come on come on the more money the better the show
better the show
better the show [Applause]
what do you want here a one-man show is
what do you want here a one-man show is
what do you want here a one-man show is no good
no good
no good let's introduce some excitement
and that is called an airing window up
and that is called an airing window up
and that is called an airing window up his ass come on folks
his ass come on folks
his ass come on folks there's more please give generously
generously
partner careful these people are for
partner careful these people are for
partner careful these people are for real it's not exciting enough if we're
not
oh
[Music]
wow excellent partner you're excellent
wow excellent partner you're excellent
wow excellent partner you're excellent see my partner easily drove away those
see my partner easily drove away those
see my partner easily drove away those two hooligans
two hooligans
two hooligans well done i think you're the greatest
well done i think you're the greatest
well done i think you're the greatest swordsman i've ever met
oh have i said something wrong
what's wrong
what's wrong
what's wrong [Music]
[Music]
[Music] your eyes
your eyes
your eyes was that you gave me i told you duke on
was that you gave me i told you duke on
was that you gave me i told you duke on wine
[Music]
what's wrong with your eyes can't you
what's wrong with your eyes can't you
what's wrong with your eyes can't you see
it was poison why'd you do that to me
talk why'd you do this i didn't
oh no he's gone mad
oh no he's gone mad
oh no he's gone mad come here
come here
come here [Music]
[Music]
[Music] why did you do this that wasn't me
why did you do this that wasn't me
why did you do this that wasn't me you won't get away with this
why did you do it tough i didn't do it i
why did you do it tough i didn't do it i
why did you do it tough i didn't do it i have no reason to hurt you
have no reason to hurt you
have no reason to hurt you tell me what was in that drink that you
tell me what was in that drink that you
tell me what was in that drink that you gave me it wasn't dukhan
gave me it wasn't dukhan
gave me it wasn't dukhan i couldn't afford that with only a few
i couldn't afford that with only a few
i couldn't afford that with only a few coppers so i mixed it with some water
coppers so i mixed it with some water
coppers so i mixed it with some water but that's not poisonous i'm blind but
but that's not poisonous i'm blind but
but that's not poisonous i'm blind but you won't live anymore
you won't live anymore
you won't live anymore damn drunk maybe that'll wake you up a
damn drunk maybe that'll wake you up a
damn drunk maybe that'll wake you up a bit
damn he may drown
there's no grudge between us no i can't
there's no grudge between us no i can't
there's no grudge between us no i can't i can't just leave him there to die
i found myself a money-making partner
i found myself a money-making partner
i found myself a money-making partner but you're gonna be a burden now
but you're gonna be a burden now
but you're gonna be a burden now i must have done something bad in my
i must have done something bad in my
i must have done something bad in my past life hey come on wake up now wake
past life hey come on wake up now wake
past life hey come on wake up now wake up will ya
there he is
wake up
my respect sir king juan wishes to
my respect sir king juan wishes to
my respect sir king juan wishes to express his gratitude
express his gratitude
express his gratitude hey hold on sir did you say that he's
hey hold on sir did you say that he's
hey hold on sir did you say that he's done a great service for the king
done a great service for the king
done a great service for the king he saved his highness now i'm here with
he saved his highness now i'm here with
he saved his highness now i'm here with orders from him to invite mastermind
orders from him to invite mastermind
orders from him to invite mastermind back to receive a reward
back to receive a reward
back to receive a reward oh yeah well he saved his highness
oh yeah well he saved his highness
oh yeah well he saved his highness kingdom one's life
kingdom one's life
kingdom one's life and i just saved master ma's life so
and i just saved master ma's life so
and i just saved master ma's life so kingduan owes me a life as well
kingduan owes me a life as well
kingduan owes me a life as well hey wake up come on you and i are going
hey wake up come on you and i are going
hey wake up come on you and i are going to the palace
to the palace
to the palace [Music]
welcome i've been expecting you sir hey
welcome i've been expecting you sir hey
welcome i've been expecting you sir hey his highness greets you
his highness greets you
his highness greets you my lord you are oh well i just saved his
my lord you are oh well i just saved his
my lord you are oh well i just saved his life
life
life oh please let's go inside
oh please let's go inside
oh please let's go inside [Music]
[Music]
[Music] careful ah
careful ah
careful ah what a nice place this is please take a
what a nice place this is please take a
what a nice place this is please take a seat mastermind sit here down right here
seat mastermind sit here down right here
seat mastermind sit here down right here [Music]
[Music]
[Music] i'm indebted to you please allow me to
i'm indebted to you please allow me to
i'm indebted to you please allow me to pay for it sir to free myself of the
pay for it sir to free myself of the
pay for it sir to free myself of the obligation
obligation
obligation ah you hear that that's an honorable man
ah you hear that that's an honorable man
ah you hear that that's an honorable man he's what i call a real man
hmm what's wrong with his eyes he's
hmm what's wrong with his eyes he's
hmm what's wrong with his eyes he's blind
blind
blind nonsense sir he is correct
our country's divided and wars are a
our country's divided and wars are a
our country's divided and wars are a frequent occurrence amongst warlords
frequent occurrence amongst warlords
frequent occurrence amongst warlords people are suffering and i was hoping
people are suffering and i was hoping
people are suffering and i was hoping you could help me to unite the country
you could help me to unite the country
you could help me to unite the country but now wait sir he'll recover
but now wait sir he'll recover
but now wait sir he'll recover he's only half blind he can still serve
he's only half blind he can still serve
he's only half blind he can still serve you sir
you sir
you sir even if you're blind and won't recover i
even if you're blind and won't recover i
even if you're blind and won't recover i shall provide you with
shall provide you with
shall provide you with everything you need for the rest of your
everything you need for the rest of your
everything you need for the rest of your life oh yeah well i'm willing to stay
life oh yeah well i'm willing to stay
life oh yeah well i'm willing to stay with him for the rest of my life
now sir tell me you did this to you i'll
now sir tell me you did this to you i'll
now sir tell me you did this to you i'll find him
find him
find him and i'll cut him into a thousand pieces
and i'll cut him into a thousand pieces
and i'll cut him into a thousand pieces for you no don't
for you no don't
for you no don't it's not me uh uh let me go
it's not me uh uh let me go
it's not me uh uh let me go tie him not my fault i didn't mean to do
tie him not my fault i didn't mean to do
tie him not my fault i didn't mean to do it
it
it no no put
what's this you can't do this to me are
what's this you can't do this to me are
what's this you can't do this to me are you crazy i saved your life i saved your
you crazy i saved your life i saved your
you crazy i saved your life i saved your life
life
life now shut the door do it do it men
now shut the door do it do it men
now shut the door do it do it men oh no don't close the door
oh no don't close the door
oh no don't close the door i'm not your enemy you should get the
i'm not your enemy you should get the
i'm not your enemy you should get the one who killed your daughter
you've gone mad you're crazy
you've gone mad you're crazy
you've gone mad you're crazy hold it hold it watch it with that thing
hold it hold it watch it with that thing
hold it hold it watch it with that thing because
because
because because you're now a blind man wide
because you're now a blind man wide
because you're now a blind man wide my arm's gone oh help me
my arm's gone oh help me
my arm's gone oh help me help me i'm out no way are you kidding
help me i'm out no way are you kidding
help me i'm out no way are you kidding you're crazy but i'm not
you're crazy but i'm not
you're crazy but i'm not don't worry you're dead man
i i won't let me go please don't kill me
a little higher a little higher please
a little higher a little higher please
a little higher a little higher please if it's lower i'll be a headless ghost
right kill me if you want i just can't
right kill me if you want i just can't
right kill me if you want i just can't stand this any longer
stand this any longer
stand this any longer stay still or die
g10 g10 open the door
g10 g10 open the door
g10 g10 open the door up wake up
untie him
good good swordsmanship
good good swordsmanship
good good swordsmanship master you have great skill you're
master you have great skill you're
master you have great skill you're really outstanding
really outstanding
really outstanding here's 100 tales of gold and 500 tales
here's 100 tales of gold and 500 tales
here's 100 tales of gold and 500 tales of silver for your reward
of silver for your reward
of silver for your reward please accept it sir
hey listen sir he's a great hero
hey listen sir he's a great hero
hey listen sir he's a great hero and all heroes have a very bad habit sir
and all heroes have a very bad habit sir
and all heroes have a very bad habit sir they have no regard for money
they have no regard for money
they have no regard for money so they wasted on nothing so it's better
so they wasted on nothing so it's better
so they wasted on nothing so it's better that i look after the money for him
that i look after the money for him
that i look after the money for him don't you agree
don't you agree
don't you agree your highness the fragrant bath is ready
your highness the fragrant bath is ready
your highness the fragrant bath is ready see that master manny's guests have a
see that master manny's guests have a
see that master manny's guests have a nice bath yes sire
wonderful wonderful
ah here too
ah here too
ah here too but later on i want a full body massage
but later on i want a full body massage
but later on i want a full body massage [Music]
[Music]
[Music] master his highness is paying homage at
master his highness is paying homage at
master his highness is paying homage at the shrine tomorrow he'd like you to
the shrine tomorrow he'd like you to
the shrine tomorrow he'd like you to accompany him
accompany him
accompany him here is the uniform uniform
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] i'm really not used to silk robes i'd
i'm really not used to silk robes i'd
i'm really not used to silk robes i'd rather go in my own
rather go in my own
rather go in my own well if you don't want it i'll have it
well if you don't want it i'll have it
well if you don't want it i'll have it look
sorry
sorry
sorry [Music]
[Music]
[Music] and i want one of high rank please oh i
and i want one of high rank please oh i
and i want one of high rank please oh i can i put this on
can i put this on
can i put this on that fits too huh don't you think
oh this is great it's not what you are
oh this is great it's not what you are
oh this is great it's not what you are but how you look that counts right
from now on no one will dare call me a
from now on no one will dare call me a
from now on no one will dare call me a beggar ever again
beggar ever again
beggar ever again huh what is this honey
huh what is this honey
huh what is this honey powder oh yeah oh
powder oh yeah oh
powder oh yeah oh this tastes good it's for the face term
this tastes good it's for the face term
this tastes good it's for the face term oh i see
it smells nice and tastes nice
[Music]
go away
go away
go away [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
here's her here's your hat
here's her here's your hat
here's her here's your hat damn cheek i wish you'd completely lost
damn cheek i wish you'd completely lost
damn cheek i wish you'd completely lost your sight then you wouldn't make fun of
your sight then you wouldn't make fun of
your sight then you wouldn't make fun of me
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] not again
not again
not again hey look here if you want live targets
hey look here if you want live targets
hey look here if you want live targets find someone else you may kill me one
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] day
[Music]
[Music]
help me lord to retrieve my lost lands
help me lord to retrieve my lost lands
help me lord to retrieve my lost lands and stop the senseless killing
and stop the senseless killing
and stop the senseless killing and help me unite this country and i
and help me unite this country and i
and help me unite this country and i shall honor you with a new shrine
shall honor you with a new shrine
shall honor you with a new shrine thank you lord
thank you lord
thank you lord [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] kill him
[Music]
[Music]
oh
look out what behind you
my lord we've caught them all what shall
my lord we've caught them all what shall
my lord we've caught them all what shall we do
we do
we do we can't violate this sacred ground take
we can't violate this sacred ground take
we can't violate this sacred ground take them out
them out
them out kill them yes sir come on right now yeah
kill them yes sir come on right now yeah
kill them yes sir come on right now yeah this lewis
this lewis
this lewis cold-blooded monster he took my land and
cold-blooded monster he took my land and
cold-blooded monster he took my land and killed my daughter
killed my daughter
killed my daughter now he's even sent assassins to try and
now he's even sent assassins to try and
now he's even sent assassins to try and kill me he's gone too far
kill me he's gone too far
kill me he's gone too far i'm the head of the country yet i can't
i'm the head of the country yet i can't
i'm the head of the country yet i can't protect my people
protect my people
protect my people i can't face my ancestors anymore
i can't face my ancestors anymore
i can't face my ancestors anymore i have to challenge him to a fight
i have to challenge him to a fight
i have to challenge him to a fight you men who will deliver the challenge
your highness liu is known as a
your highness liu is known as a
your highness liu is known as a bloodthirsty monster
bloodthirsty monster
bloodthirsty monster i'm afraid the envoy will probably be
i'm afraid the envoy will probably be
i'm afraid the envoy will probably be killed
i cannot do great deeds without any good
i cannot do great deeds without any good
i cannot do great deeds without any good men
men
men the highness i'll go
you i do admire your courage and your
you i do admire your courage and your
you i do admire your courage and your kung fu is good
kung fu is good
kung fu is good but your eyes thank you but i
but your eyes thank you but i
but your eyes thank you but i can't say that's right partner don't go
can't say that's right partner don't go
can't say that's right partner don't go it's not worth dying like that
it's not worth dying like that
it's not worth dying like that well you can lead the way well me but i
well you can lead the way well me but i
well you can lead the way well me but i don't want to die now
i know that money can't buy me courage
i know that money can't buy me courage
i know that money can't buy me courage but if you agree i'll pay you a thousand
but if you agree i'll pay you a thousand
but if you agree i'll pay you a thousand tales of gold
tales of gold
tales of gold one thousand tales of gold
buddha bless you he'll grant you a safe
buddha bless you he'll grant you a safe
buddha bless you he'll grant you a safe return
return
return i'll be waiting for the good news
i'll be waiting for the good news
i'll be waiting for the good news [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
what's up now this is it
what's up now this is it
what's up now this is it dismount now here you are
dismount now here you are
dismount now here you are the letter of challenge
the letter of challenge
the letter of challenge and duke on wine it'll help pick up your
and duke on wine it'll help pick up your
and duke on wine it'll help pick up your courage
courage
courage courage oh i brought you this stick
courage oh i brought you this stick
courage oh i brought you this stick here feel it it's got a sword inside
here feel it it's got a sword inside
here feel it it's got a sword inside well partner go ahead i've taken care of
well partner go ahead i've taken care of
well partner go ahead i've taken care of everything for you
everything for you
everything for you what'll you do me i'll wait here for
what'll you do me i'll wait here for
what'll you do me i'll wait here for your return
your return
your return if i don't come back ah don't you worry
if i don't come back ah don't you worry
if i don't come back ah don't you worry i'll get the reward for you of course
look i still need someone to show me the
look i still need someone to show me the
look i still need someone to show me the way
way
way so who uh
so who uh
so who uh there's nobody else here so it's me of
there's nobody else here so it's me of
there's nobody else here so it's me of course
course
course you listen i'm not afraid of death
you listen i'm not afraid of death
you listen i'm not afraid of death hmm
lead the way
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] those formulae those against die
excuse me sir king duan has sent a boy
excuse me sir king duan has sent a boy
excuse me sir king duan has sent a boy and a blind man here with a challenge
and a blind man here with a challenge
and a blind man here with a challenge blind man someone is even now using a
blind man someone is even now using a
blind man someone is even now using a blind man against me
blind man against me
blind man against me let them in
let them in
let them in [Music]
[Music]
[Music] it's unwritten law you don't kill the
it's unwritten law you don't kill the
it's unwritten law you don't kill the envoy
envoy
envoy i'm only the delivery man i'm only the
i'm only the delivery man i'm only the
i'm only the delivery man i'm only the delivery man
delivery man
delivery man [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] my god my god don't be afraid it's all
my god my god don't be afraid it's all
my god my god don't be afraid it's all right for you because you can't see
right for you because you can't see
right for you because you can't see that cold-blooded killer is on top of
that cold-blooded killer is on top of
that cold-blooded killer is on top of the steps
let's go i'm only a delivery man
let's go i'm only a delivery man
let's go i'm only a delivery man you won't kill an envoy will you i'm
you won't kill an envoy will you i'm
you won't kill an envoy will you i'm only a delivery man
only a delivery man
only a delivery man please don't kill us general please
please don't kill us general please
please don't kill us general please don't kill us we're only trying to
don't kill us we're only trying to
don't kill us we're only trying to deliver
deliver
deliver we're only drilling to deliver a message
we're only drilling to deliver a message
we're only drilling to deliver a message be careful sir this may be a true take
be careful sir this may be a true take
be careful sir this may be a true take mercy on us
mercy on us
mercy on us don't kill us please
don't kill us please
don't kill us please he really can see
he really can see
he really can see do you think i can't find a blind man
are you hurt are you hurt
[Music]
oh
help me
hey quick use the magic sword where is
hey quick use the magic sword where is
hey quick use the magic sword where is it where's the sword inside the stick
it where's the sword inside the stick
it where's the sword inside the stick you better go
[Music]
open up
oh
partner it's me why are you still here
partner it's me why are you still here
partner it's me why are you still here i'm afraid if i go
i'm afraid if i go
i'm afraid if i go you won't make it what
you won't make it what
you won't make it what i suspect the other way around say what
i suspect the other way around say what
i suspect the other way around say what you want i don't care
you want i don't care
you want i don't care we're partners
so if we run we run together
[Applause]
other way
other way
other way you go first
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] partner let's go
[Music]
get there
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
ah
[Music]
uh
stop a cliff
find there
[Applause]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
oh
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
you're an official aren't you all
you're an official aren't you all
you're an official aren't you all officials are bad
officials are bad
officials are bad go ahead not innocent
go ahead not innocent
go ahead not innocent hold it
please stop me he's one of us king juan
please stop me he's one of us king juan
please stop me he's one of us king juan sent us to king leo to deliver a message
sent us to king leo to deliver a message
sent us to king leo to deliver a message to save the people from more pillage
to save the people from more pillage
to save the people from more pillage is that true you mean there'll be
is that true you mean there'll be
is that true you mean there'll be another war
another war
another war give that to me what the hell are you
give that to me what the hell are you
give that to me what the hell are you people fighting for
people fighting for
people fighting for it's not you it's a people that suffer
it's not you it's a people that suffer
it's not you it's a people that suffer our homes are destroyed many innocent
our homes are destroyed many innocent
our homes are destroyed many innocent lives have been lost
lives have been lost
lives have been lost we survived and we came here to hide
we survived and we came here to hide
we survived and we came here to hide this place
this place
this place but still you people won't let us be the
but still you people won't let us be the
but still you people won't let us be the wrong
wrong
wrong monsters
monsters
monsters [Applause]
go on help me my partner
go on help me my partner
go on help me my partner beat me
beat me
beat me [Music]
[Music]
thank you so much for coming to my
thank you so much for coming to my
thank you so much for coming to my celebration kingly it's a great honor
celebration kingly it's a great honor
celebration kingly it's a great honor congratulations you've got rid of a
congratulations you've got rid of a
congratulations you've got rid of a threat from now on i'm sure you can
threat from now on i'm sure you can
threat from now on i'm sure you can sleep in peace
sleep in peace
sleep in peace cheers i hope from now on the peace will
cheers i hope from now on the peace will
cheers i hope from now on the peace will be restored and people will have a
be restored and people will have a
be restored and people will have a better life
better life
better life cheers
cheers
cheers [Music]
[Music]
[Music] i've heard it was due to a blind man
i've heard it was due to a blind man
i've heard it was due to a blind man that you were able to kill you and
that you were able to kill you and
that you were able to kill you and retrieve your lost lands
retrieve your lost lands
retrieve your lost lands yes indeed this man has been a great
yes indeed this man has been a great
yes indeed this man has been a great help to me
help to me
help to me ah today you're having a celebration and
ah today you're having a celebration and
ah today you're having a celebration and giving out rewards for your victory i'm
giving out rewards for your victory i'm
giving out rewards for your victory i'm surprised that he is not here
surprised that he is not here
surprised that he is not here [Music]
[Music]
[Music] well you're keeping him from me you're
well you're keeping him from me you're
well you're keeping him from me you're afraid that i try to steal him from you
afraid that i try to steal him from you
afraid that i try to steal him from you is that right
is that right
is that right no of course not in fact he's
no of course not in fact he's
no of course not in fact he's recuperating so he can't come to the
recuperating so he can't come to the
recuperating so he can't come to the feast
feast
feast [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] so i won't have the good fortune to meet
so i won't have the good fortune to meet
so i won't have the good fortune to meet him then ah
him then ah
him then ah you know we risked our lives and nearly
you know we risked our lives and nearly
you know we risked our lives and nearly got killed and why only for the people
got killed and why only for the people
got killed and why only for the people but they repaid us with this no
but they repaid us with this no
but they repaid us with this no we can't blame them why's that they may
we can't blame them why's that they may
we can't blame them why's that they may kill this
kill this
kill this you say it's not their fault
you've done a great job sir for the
you've done a great job sir for the
you've done a great job sir for the people in the country
people in the country
people in the country thank you very much this is a gift for
thank you very much this is a gift for
thank you very much this is a gift for you and your friend oh thank you
you and your friend oh thank you
you and your friend oh thank you and i'll give you both a position in the
and i'll give you both a position in the
and i'll give you both a position in the court hey no thanks we don't want to
court hey no thanks we don't want to
court hey no thanks we don't want to rank
rank
rank but nevertheless we've earned this gold
but nevertheless we've earned this gold
but nevertheless we've earned this gold with our lives
with our lives
with our lives we deserve it we earned it i understand
we deserve it we earned it i understand
we deserve it we earned it i understand but even all the gold in the world
but even all the gold in the world
but even all the gold in the world cannot express my gratitude to both of
cannot express my gratitude to both of
cannot express my gratitude to both of you
you
you if you don't want to become an official
if you don't want to become an official
if you don't want to become an official then what would you like sir
then what would you like sir
then what would you like sir i think i should go now yeah that's
i think i should go now yeah that's
i think i should go now yeah that's right
right
right if we don't we may be asked to do more
if we don't we may be asked to do more
if we don't we may be asked to do more chores and we may not be so lucky the
chores and we may not be so lucky the
chores and we may not be so lucky the next time right
next time right
next time right death doesn't scare me then
death doesn't scare me then
death doesn't scare me then why do you want to leave have i not been
why do you want to leave have i not been
why do you want to leave have i not been good to you
good to you
good to you no
i think that one sword
i think that one sword
i think that one sword cannot save the world i want to go
cannot save the world i want to go
cannot save the world i want to go out and pass my sword skills to other
out and pass my sword skills to other
out and pass my sword skills to other men
men
men oh your love for the people and the
oh your love for the people and the
oh your love for the people and the world has put me to shame sir
world has put me to shame sir
world has put me to shame sir if you agree i'll build a school so that
if you agree i'll build a school so that
if you agree i'll build a school so that you can realize your wishes
[Music]
[Music]
honored ladies and gentlemen this school
honored ladies and gentlemen this school
honored ladies and gentlemen this school is now officially opened
is now officially opened
is now officially opened applause come on applause
all right enough you've come here today
all right enough you've come here today
all right enough you've come here today because you've heard of master ma's
because you've heard of master ma's
because you've heard of master ma's reputation
reputation
reputation but learn well first of all you must
but learn well first of all you must
but learn well first of all you must know what is the way of the sword
know what is the way of the sword
know what is the way of the sword now the way of the sword consists of
now the way of the sword consists of
now the way of the sword consists of three facades two ideas
huh don't laugh what's so funny tell me
huh don't laugh what's so funny tell me
huh don't laugh what's so funny tell me do you know what that means huh
do you know what that means huh
do you know what that means huh all right listen three facilities
all right listen three facilities
all right listen three facilities determination confidence persistence
determination confidence persistence
determination confidence persistence uh now then these two ideas
uh now then these two ideas
uh now then these two ideas uh um well i'm sure you'll be able to
uh um well i'm sure you'll be able to
uh um well i'm sure you'll be able to guess their meaning
guess their meaning
guess their meaning you can go home and think about it we
you can go home and think about it we
you can go home and think about it we didn't come here today to talk about
didn't come here today to talk about
didn't come here today to talk about your philosophies
your philosophies
your philosophies we want to see the principal's candle
we want to see the principal's candle
we want to see the principal's candle chopping skills we want to see for
chopping skills we want to see for
chopping skills we want to see for ourselves
ourselves
ourselves if a blind man can use a sword better
if a blind man can use a sword better
if a blind man can use a sword better yeah we do
yeah we do
yeah we do they don't believe you i think this is
they don't believe you i think this is
they don't believe you i think this is all a lie i'm cross-eyed and even i can
all a lie i'm cross-eyed and even i can
all a lie i'm cross-eyed and even i can do it
do it
do it what cross-eyed huh you're really
what cross-eyed huh you're really
what cross-eyed huh you're really cross-eyed
cross-eyed
cross-eyed yeah i've been like this since i was
yeah i've been like this since i was
yeah i've been like this since i was born and my name is cross-eye
born and my name is cross-eye
born and my name is cross-eye all right the two of you come over here
all right the two of you come over here
all right the two of you come over here come on you already have fear in you
come on you already have fear in you
come on you already have fear in you before you start you've already lost
before you start you've already lost
before you start you've already lost that's rubbish
now to the teacher and why didn't you
now to the teacher and why didn't you
now to the teacher and why didn't you fight then i want to fight you
fight then i want to fight you
fight then i want to fight you one-on-one
one-on-one
one-on-one you can go first
that's good
you're good even if i wasn't blind
you're good even if i wasn't blind
you're good even if i wasn't blind i may not beat you you're a very good
i may not beat you you're a very good
i may not beat you you're a very good swordsman sir
swordsman sir
swordsman sir yet i've still failed to beat a man who
yet i've still failed to beat a man who
yet i've still failed to beat a man who can't see i've lost
can't see i've lost
can't see i've lost please teach me your skills sir i'm a
please teach me your skills sir i'm a
please teach me your skills sir i'm a rough man
rough man
rough man i don't know swordsmanship i don't saw
i don't know swordsmanship i don't saw
i don't know swordsmanship i don't saw dance
dance
dance in an attempt to help the poor people
in an attempt to help the poor people
in an attempt to help the poor people that's one of the ideas
that's one of the ideas
that's one of the ideas what i'm saying is help the people and
what i'm saying is help the people and
what i'm saying is help the people and serve justice if you can
serve justice if you can
serve justice if you can just one sword can't do much we'll need
just one sword can't do much we'll need
just one sword can't do much we'll need more people to do that
more people to do that
more people to do that we thank you teacher you're an honorable
we thank you teacher you're an honorable
we thank you teacher you're an honorable man we'll follow your example
man we'll follow your example
man we'll follow your example teacher teacher
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
good
[Music]
come after them
come after them
come after them get them
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
wow
[Music]
who are you what's gonna go blind man
who are you what's gonna go blind man
who are you what's gonna go blind man stay out of this
never mind me run
never mind me run
never mind me run let's go huh
let's go huh
let's go huh the toy the toy
here it is oh
you can't see
they won't even spare a child the
they won't even spare a child the
they won't even spare a child the animals
animals
animals listen lady this place it's dangerous
listen lady this place it's dangerous
listen lady this place it's dangerous you better go home
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] please please help me oh
please please help me oh
please please help me oh [Music]
[Music]
[Music] my father's not here i don't know the
my father's not here i don't know the
my father's not here i don't know the way home please can i go with you sir
way home please can i go with you sir
way home please can i go with you sir all right
all right
all right my lord please forgive us sir what
my lord please forgive us sir what
my lord please forgive us sir what happened
happened
happened kingly escaped sir and mastermind
kingly escaped sir and mastermind
kingly escaped sir and mastermind rescued his daughter
[Music]
it's fixed oh thank you i should thank
it's fixed oh thank you i should thank
it's fixed oh thank you i should thank you you saved my life
you you saved my life
you you saved my life [Music]
[Music]
[Music] who blinded you and hurt you so badly
who blinded you and hurt you so badly
who blinded you and hurt you so badly do you think that i'm a good man yes of
do you think that i'm a good man yes of
do you think that i'm a good man yes of course you are
course you are
course you are then those who injured me must be bad
then those who injured me must be bad
then those who injured me must be bad all they're after is power
all they're after is power
all they're after is power [Music]
[Music]
[Music] lady call me
lady call me
lady call me [Music]
[Music]
[Music] tell me where have you come from and
tell me where have you come from and
tell me where have you come from and who's your father can't you tell me
who's your father can't you tell me
who's your father can't you tell me i don't know why not
i don't want to tell a lie and deceive
i don't want to tell a lie and deceive
i don't want to tell a lie and deceive you
you
you oh well i understand
oh well i understand
oh well i understand [Music]
you'll catch cold
master since it's not convenient for you
master since it's not convenient for you
master since it's not convenient for you to move around
to move around
to move around you should find somebody to look after
you should find somebody to look after
you should find somebody to look after you you agree
you you agree
you you agree [Music]
[Music]
[Music] look your beard is covered with mud
wow it seems partners finally found
wow it seems partners finally found
wow it seems partners finally found himself a girl
himself a girl
himself a girl [Music]
[Music]
[Music] oh can you excuse me for a minute yes
oh can you excuse me for a minute yes
oh can you excuse me for a minute yes oh no wait i forgot you can't see anyway
oh no wait i forgot you can't see anyway
oh no wait i forgot you can't see anyway [Music]
[Music]
[Music] it's better i go out
it's better i go out
it's better i go out [Music]
[Music]
[Music] i've just seen everything lucky you
i've just seen everything lucky you
i've just seen everything lucky you you're not too blind to have found her
you're not too blind to have found her
you're not too blind to have found her what are you talking about well i just
what are you talking about well i just
what are you talking about well i just meant that one should enjoy life while
meant that one should enjoy life while
meant that one should enjoy life while he can
he can
he can no good letting the girl wait for you
no good letting the girl wait for you
no good letting the girl wait for you here's your duke on wine
here's your duke on wine
here's your duke on wine now you and your lady should try and
now you and your lady should try and
now you and your lady should try and have a good time partner i'm going
have a good time partner i'm going
have a good time partner i'm going hey wait oh i'll be away for a few days
hey wait oh i'll be away for a few days
hey wait oh i'll be away for a few days so enjoy yourself
hey come here come everyone you can all
hey come here come everyone you can all
hey come here come everyone you can all have a rest
have a rest
have a rest your master's celebrating today now on
your master's celebrating today now on
your master's celebrating today now on behalf of him i'll buy you a drink
behalf of him i'll buy you a drink
behalf of him i'll buy you a drink [Music]
[Music]
[Music] what do you think about my cooking good
what do you think about my cooking good
what do you think about my cooking good it's been a long time since i've had
it's been a long time since i've had
it's been a long time since i've had such a good home-cooked meal
such a good home-cooked meal
such a good home-cooked meal after this one you shouldn't drink
after this one you shouldn't drink
after this one you shouldn't drink anymore um
anymore um
anymore um wine can relieve sorrow but drinking
wine can relieve sorrow but drinking
wine can relieve sorrow but drinking will not
will not
will not bring your daughter back and if you
bring your daughter back and if you
bring your daughter back and if you don't drink
don't drink
don't drink i think it'll be better for your eyes
i think it'll be better for your eyes
i think it'll be better for your eyes you know
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] what's wrong why aren't you finishing it
what's wrong why aren't you finishing it
what's wrong why aren't you finishing it i've stopped
here try my homemade noodles
here try my homemade noodles
here try my homemade noodles [Music]
how's it a little dry but tasty
how's it a little dry but tasty
how's it a little dry but tasty sure it tastes very nice hey listen
sure it tastes very nice hey listen
sure it tastes very nice hey listen this is like a home now if you'll just
this is like a home now if you'll just
this is like a home now if you'll just let it happen
let it happen
let it happen master his highness would like to see
master his highness would like to see
master his highness would like to see you would you and princess jan jen
you would you and princess jan jen
you would you and princess jan jen come to me right away you're a
come to me right away you're a
come to me right away you're a princess thank you very much master mai
princess thank you very much master mai
princess thank you very much master mai you've saved my friend's daughter
you've saved my friend's daughter
you've saved my friend's daughter otherwise i'd never be able to face her
otherwise i'd never be able to face her
otherwise i'd never be able to face her father again you know
father again you know
father again you know attendant escort her highness to inner
attendant escort her highness to inner
attendant escort her highness to inner chambers i'm sure she'd like to freshen
up
my scouts have reported that kingly is
my scouts have reported that kingly is
my scouts have reported that kingly is using the excuse to look for his
using the excuse to look for his
using the excuse to look for his daughter
daughter
daughter he's gathered troops and he's planning
he's gathered troops and he's planning
he's gathered troops and he's planning to cross the river and wage war on us
to cross the river and wage war on us
to cross the river and wage war on us not another war people are going to
not another war people are going to
not another war people are going to suffer again
suffer again
suffer again that's right i treated him like a friend
that's right i treated him like a friend
that's right i treated him like a friend and an ally
and an ally
and an ally but he's always looking for
but he's always looking for
but he's always looking for opportunities to destroy me
opportunities to destroy me
opportunities to destroy me so i have to bother you again what's
so i have to bother you again what's
so i have to bother you again what's that
that
that do you want us to kill again you'll be
do you want us to kill again you'll be
do you want us to kill again you'll be rewarded even if you fail in this
rewarded even if you fail in this
rewarded even if you fail in this no forget it no we want our lives not
no forget it no we want our lives not
no forget it no we want our lives not gold quiet
gold quiet
gold quiet you don't want to see people die and see
you don't want to see people die and see
you don't want to see people die and see their homes destroyed
their homes destroyed
their homes destroyed if what i do would save people for more
if what i do would save people for more
if what i do would save people for more suffering i'll do it
suffering i'll do it
suffering i'll do it good then i must ask you to escort her
good then i must ask you to escort her
good then i must ask you to escort her highness across the river
highness across the river
highness across the river to her father to prevent a war and save
to her father to prevent a war and save
to her father to prevent a war and save people's lives
people's lives
people's lives ah that's all i see we keep the gold and
ah that's all i see we keep the gold and
ah that's all i see we keep the gold and we don't fight we can handle that
we don't fight we can handle that
we don't fight we can handle that thank you your highness partner i'll go
thank you your highness partner i'll go
thank you your highness partner i'll go and inform the ninja coming
shoot him hey
shoot him hey
shoot him hey no hold on please wait hold it
no hold on please wait hold it
no hold on please wait hold it let the bridge down i have a message to
let the bridge down i have a message to
let the bridge down i have a message to deliver to king lee
deliver to king lee
deliver to king lee arrest him no let me go how can you
arrest him no let me go how can you
arrest him no let me go how can you treat me like this you ungrateful
treat me like this you ungrateful
treat me like this you ungrateful bastards
bastards
bastards you shouldn't have rescued princess
you shouldn't have rescued princess
you shouldn't have rescued princess ginger what's that what did you say
ginger what's that what did you say
ginger what's that what did you say you're a bunch of ungrateful dogs my
you're a bunch of ungrateful dogs my
you're a bunch of ungrateful dogs my partner's rescued your daughter
partner's rescued your daughter
partner's rescued your daughter now kingdom asks him to come and deliver
now kingdom asks him to come and deliver
now kingdom asks him to come and deliver her to you huh
her to you huh
her to you huh dwan would never do me a favor like this
dwan would never do me a favor like this
dwan would never do me a favor like this i don't care what the problem is between
i don't care what the problem is between
i don't care what the problem is between you and king dwan
you and king dwan
you and king dwan i only came here for the reward that's
i only came here for the reward that's
i only came here for the reward that's all
all
all where is my daughter
where is my daughter
where is my daughter [Music]
[Music]
[Music] let me go let me go
let me go let me go
let me go let me go let me go
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] uh look this is my partner he'll fix you
uh look this is my partner he'll fix you
uh look this is my partner he'll fix you that's tomorrow
that's tomorrow
that's tomorrow i've heard much you'll see i have an
i've heard much you'll see i have an
i've heard much you'll see i have an order from king juan to escort princess
order from king juan to escort princess
order from king juan to escort princess ginger and back to you
ginger and back to you
ginger and back to you thank you if you're willing to come and
thank you if you're willing to come and
thank you if you're willing to come and work for me i can guarantee you a bright
work for me i can guarantee you a bright
work for me i can guarantee you a bright future you'll be a very rich man
future you'll be a very rich man
future you'll be a very rich man my partner only fights for justice not
my partner only fights for justice not
my partner only fights for justice not gold and silver in a position in your
gold and silver in a position in your
gold and silver in a position in your court
court
court oh well i admire that
oh well i admire that
oh well i admire that i won't force you into anything
ginger
what is it you bastard you killed my
what is it you bastard you killed my
what is it you bastard you killed my daughter
jen jen what someone killed her
partner are you all right too bad those
partner are you all right too bad those
partner are you all right too bad those two idiots fail to poison you that's why
two idiots fail to poison you that's why
two idiots fail to poison you that's why this happens
this happens
this happens today you're gonna die
i've done nothing wrong to you why did
i've done nothing wrong to you why did
i've done nothing wrong to you why did you want to poison me if i can't use a
you want to poison me if i can't use a
you want to poison me if i can't use a man
man
man he won't work for my adversary either so
he won't work for my adversary either so
he won't work for my adversary either so he must die what's that
he must die what's that
he must die what's that you'd use an innocent man to achieve
you'd use an innocent man to achieve
you'd use an innocent man to achieve your goals would you
your goals would you
your goals would you look hey
oh
[Music]
partner be careful
you bastards
oh ginger
oh ginger
oh ginger [Music]
[Music]
[Music] she's not dead
why'd you have to kill my father
why'd you have to kill my father
why'd you have to kill my father why'd you have to kill my father
why'd you have to kill my father
why'd you have to kill my father why dad what's going on
why dad what's going on
why dad what's going on why what's going on
partner oh no we've been taken in
partner oh no we've been taken in
partner oh no we've been taken in take them
take them
take them [Music]
listen dear your father and i were
listen dear your father and i were
listen dear your father and i were longtime friends
longtime friends
longtime friends now that he's killed i'll make sure that
now that he's killed i'll make sure that
now that he's killed i'll make sure that the murderer pays
my talk who killed king lee
my talk who killed king lee
my talk who killed king lee did you do it i did oh oh no
did you do it i did oh oh no
did you do it i did oh oh no you can't admit to that genji it was i
you can't admit to that genji it was i
you can't admit to that genji it was i who killed your father good
who killed your father good
who killed your father good at least you recognize your mistake oh
at least you recognize your mistake oh
at least you recognize your mistake oh no
no
no he he didn't do it he's innocent you use
he he didn't do it he's innocent you use
he he didn't do it he's innocent you use brother ma
brother ma
brother ma you're the murderer and now you try to
you're the murderer and now you try to
you're the murderer and now you try to shut him up shut him up
he's already confessed to the charge who
he's already confessed to the charge who
he's already confessed to the charge who are you to talk rubbish here
are you to talk rubbish here
are you to talk rubbish here execute prisoner my and this insolent
execute prisoner my and this insolent
execute prisoner my and this insolent idiot right away
wait
i want to execute him myself to avenge
i want to execute him myself to avenge
i want to execute him myself to avenge father
father
father good you're a good daughter i'm sure
good you're a good daughter i'm sure
good you're a good daughter i'm sure your father's spirit
your father's spirit
your father's spirit will finally rest sword sir
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Music]
hawaii
hawaii
hawaii drink this up it's your last cup
drink this up it's your last cup
drink this up it's your last cup i've given up drinking
this is the last one that i'll ever fill
this is the last one that i'll ever fill
this is the last one that i'll ever fill for you
for you
for you drink up all right
now kill me
now kill me
now kill me [Music]
[Music]
[Music] go on do it jensen you'll avenge your
go on do it jensen you'll avenge your
go on do it jensen you'll avenge your father
father
father go and kill him
arrows
[Music]
no no
no no
no no you can have all the land all of my
you can have all the land all of my
you can have all the land all of my father's land
father's land
father's land let him go police
all right
[Music]
i killed your father why do you risk
i killed your father why do you risk
i killed your father why do you risk your life for me now
we're good
get out of here quick you'll go all
[Music]
stallions
stallions
stallions [Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
god
[Music]
go it's our duty to cut out the roots
go it's our duty to cut out the roots
go it's our duty to cut out the roots [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] uh
you better go or it'll be too late
g10 what happened doesn't involve you
g10 what happened doesn't involve you
g10 what happened doesn't involve you why'd you risk your life for me
why'd you risk your life for me
why'd you risk your life for me g10 don't die don't die
g10 don't die don't die
g10 don't die don't die g10 don't die don't die please
g10 don't die don't die please
g10 don't die don't die please sir i'm lucky to have a friend like you
sir i'm lucky to have a friend like you
sir i'm lucky to have a friend like you i used you in order to have a good life
i used you in order to have a good life
i used you in order to have a good life today if i die here
today if i die here
today if i die here i'll have no regrets
you must hold on
please help partner oh
please help partner oh
please help partner oh g10 g10
g10 g10
g10 g10 wait hold on we'll get you a doctor
wait hold on we'll get you a doctor
wait hold on we'll get you a doctor partner
partner
partner i have buried all the gold under the
i have buried all the gold under the
i have buried all the gold under the well at the school
well at the school
well at the school you can have i share as well
you can have i share as well
you can have i share as well [Music]
[Music]
[Music] partner take care
partner take care
partner take care g10 g10
g10 g10
g10 g10 g10 no you didn't use me today
g10 no you didn't use me today
g10 no you didn't use me today you could have escaped why didn't you
you could have escaped why didn't you
you could have escaped why didn't you run away
run away
run away g10 why didn't you why not g10
g10 why didn't you why not g10
g10 why didn't you why not g10 you didn't use me why
you didn't use me why
you didn't use me why why didn't you just run away instead
why didn't you just run away instead
why didn't you just run away instead you're a fool you didn't use me you're
you're a fool you didn't use me you're
you're a fool you didn't use me you're here
buddha bless you you idiot
buddha bless you you idiot
buddha bless you you idiot why didn't you just run away
hey abbott have you seen two men passing
hey abbott have you seen two men passing
hey abbott have you seen two men passing through here
through here
through here yes sir where are they
don't try and fool me monks don't lie
don't try and fool me monks don't lie
don't try and fool me monks don't lie take a look
let's go
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] bless you
bless you
bless you [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] and
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] oh
oh
oh congratulations your highness we finally
congratulations your highness we finally
congratulations your highness we finally won now the whole of the yellow river
won now the whole of the yellow river
won now the whole of the yellow river region is yours
region is yours
region is yours [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] god's will yes it is it's all because of
god's will yes it is it's all because of
god's will yes it is it's all because of buddha's blessings
buddha's blessings
buddha's blessings choose a good day in the zodiac i want
choose a good day in the zodiac i want
choose a good day in the zodiac i want to go to the temple to thank the lord
buddha
[Music]
master master
master master
master master kingduan is coming to the temple he'll
kingduan is coming to the temple he'll
kingduan is coming to the temple he'll be here soon the abbott asked me to warn
be here soon the abbott asked me to warn
be here soon the abbott asked me to warn [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you
[Music]
thank you buddha for making my wish come
thank you buddha for making my wish come
thank you buddha for making my wish come true
true
true from now on i shall do good for the
from now on i shall do good for the
from now on i shall do good for the people i'll be a good king
people i'll be a good king
people i'll be a good king i shall restore peace to the land you
i shall restore peace to the land you
i shall restore peace to the land you hypocrite
hypocrite
hypocrite that's all a pack of wise you're too
that's all a pack of wise you're too
that's all a pack of wise you're too ambitious
ambitious
ambitious all you care about is power you'll be
all you care about is power you'll be
all you care about is power you'll be punished and be sent
punished and be sent
punished and be sent to the deepest hole in hell
to the deepest hole in hell
to the deepest hole in hell you'll be punished and be sent to the
you'll be punished and be sent to the
you'll be punished and be sent to the deepest hole in hell
deepest hole in hell
deepest hole in hell you'll be punished and be sent to the
you'll be punished and be sent to the
you'll be punished and be sent to the deepest hole
deepest hole
deepest hole in hell
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] but virtues didn't win me this country
but virtues didn't win me this country
but virtues didn't win me this country you have to be tough in order to win
you have to be tough in order to win
you have to be tough in order to win i have become the emperor what can you
i have become the emperor what can you
i have become the emperor what can you do with me now
you you're still alive
you you're still alive
you you're still alive you've killed too many today
you've killed too many today
you've killed too many today it's your final judgment day
close it off close the door
master i've never killed anyone who
master i've never killed anyone who
master i've never killed anyone who doesn't deserve
doesn't deserve
doesn't deserve death but bless you
the others can leave now so let us see
the others can leave now so let us see
the others can leave now so let us see who's going to die today
who's going to die today
who's going to die today is it you or i go
go
watch
[Music]
ah
[Music]
well i know not i've seen your
well i know not i've seen your
well i know not i've seen your swordsmanship i know what you can do
swordsmanship i know what you can do
swordsmanship i know what you can do so give me a surprise otherwise you're
so give me a surprise otherwise you're
so give me a surprise otherwise you're gonna die
[Music]
huh
oh
[Music]
buddy
[Music]
ah
oh
[Music]
oh
oh
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] oh
please spare me i'll give you everything
please spare me i'll give you everything
please spare me i'll give you everything taking the whole country but i never
taking the whole country but i never
taking the whole country but i never thought
thought
thought i'd be killed by uh by ah
right yes i was blind so i thought you
right yes i was blind so i thought you
right yes i was blind so i thought you were a good king i can see again now and
were a good king i can see again now and
were a good king i can see again now and i see your true face
buddha bless you
thank you for curing my eyes sir now
thank you for curing my eyes sir now
thank you for curing my eyes sir now i've done what i had to
i've done what i had to
i've done what i had to i will give myself to the temple
although buddha is merciful still you've
although buddha is merciful still you've
although buddha is merciful still you've committed murder
committed murder
committed murder i'm afraid sir the temple can't accept
i'm afraid sir the temple can't accept
i'm afraid sir the temple can't accept you master
you master
you master i in this country warlords continue to
i in this country warlords continue to
i in this country warlords continue to fight
fight
fight people suffering is not over yet you
people suffering is not over yet you
people suffering is not over yet you have great ideals master
have great ideals master
have great ideals master go and practice them thank you sir for
go and practice them thank you sir for
go and practice them thank you sir for showing me the way
showing me the way
showing me the way [Music]
maybe
[Music]
you
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] is
is
is [Music]
[Music]
is
is
is [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] yes
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