Original subtitles

[upbeat music]

So I was just wondering if I could have a quick look

at your CCTV footage?

It conked out a couple of weeks ago.

I've lost Howard.

I can't find him anywhere.

I'll help you, for a percentage of the win.

That's 2.7 million pounds for doing nothing.

No, Mr. Fairburn.

[Richard] Richard.

You bought the ticket?

[Gemma] I don't know what your problem is.

[Woman] It's a big problem, Gemma.

[Keeley] Monaco.

He's still there.

We've got to find that money.

My dad stayed with you, Frank Stevenson.

Sort of a surprise.

You're not gonna get away with it, Frank.

Step to the right.

-[dog barking] -[ball tapping]

♪ Every gambler knows ♪

♪ That the secret to surviving ♪

♪ Is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep ♪

♪ 'Cause every hand's a winner ♪

♪ And every hand's a loser ♪

♪ And the best that you can hope for ♪

♪ Is to die in your sleep. ♪

♪ You got to know when to hold 'em ♪

♪ Know when to fold 'em ♪

♪ Know when to walk away and know when to run ♪

♪ Never count your money when you're sitting at the table ♪

♪ They'll be time enough for counting ♪

♪ When the dealing's done ♪

-[upbeat music] -[engine revving]

[feet tapping]

[upbeat music]

Come on!

On what floor did he get out on?

[Jake] Keep going!

I don't know.

It's still going up.

[feet tapping]

He must have got out by now.

Roxy?

Keeley.

We must be on floor six.

We're completely knackered.

We're only on floor four.

Oh, my God, I'm so unfit.

Well, get in the next lift.

Hang on, hang on, it's stopping.

Oh, she said it's stopping. [panting]

Let's find a lift.

[upbeat music]

Come on Duke, let's go.

Come on, come on.

[Roxy] I don't know what floor he got out on.

What do you mean you don't know?

It's gotta say what number it was.

It didn't say, but it's past floor six.

Roxy?

-Keeley? -Rox?

What floor?

I've lost her.

Shall we just try the suites?

Yeah.

[bell rings]

I'm gonna kick his head in when we get hold of him.

Come on, argh.

♪ Quira the old princess ♪

♪ I don't keep her in the window ♪

Come on.

[doors slams]

Go on then, you be good.

You be good!

[phone beeping]

[phone ringing]

Happy birthday, Mr. Stevenson, how can I help?

It is not my birthday, you great big bag of shit.

But your children told me it was, sir.

They are not my children, you imbecile.

They are degenerates who followed me here

from England to rob me,

and you played right into their hands,

you top draw super knob.

I am so sorry, Mr. Stevenson.

I'll call security right away.

I want them banned from this hotel.

Do you understand?

[Receptionist] Yes, of course.

I don't want to see their faces.

I do not want to hear their voices.

[Keeley] Duke, Duke?

[Jake] Duke?

[Duke barking]

[Keeley] Duke?

-Duke? -Duke, where are you boy?

Duke?

They're outside my suite.

They are in the corridor.

[Duke howling]

-Duke? -Duke?

-[Duke barking] -Duke?

Come on.

-Frank. -[door knocking]

We just wanna talk to you.

Security have been called.

You'll end up in the nick if you don't piss off now.

-[Duke barking] -Duke, just go back in there.

Go on, go in there, lie down.

Good boy, good boy.

We know you stole our ticket, Frank.

We've got proof.

No you haven't, because I didn't.

Well, then how come you can afford to stay

in a hotel in a posh suite like this then

if you've not won the lottery?

I won 10 grand on a scratch card

and doubled it on the tables as soon as I got here.

I'm only staying here a couple of days,

and then I'm looking to rent somewhere cheap.

Well, why won't you talk to us then?

I'm tired and I want to go to sleep.

Will you talk to us in the morning?

Not the morning.

I'm busy.

Later on in the day.

Don't you go running out on us, Frank,

'cause we'll find you.

Look, Jake.

I'm not gonna run out on you.

I've got nothing to run from.

-Shit. -Right.

4:30 in reception.

It's a deal, I'll be there.

[Security man speaking in French]

-Okay, we're going. -All right, all right.

-I need to get off. -Okay.

[Woman] We're coming, we're coming.

[Security man speaking in French]

[Keeley] I don't speak French.

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

I'm pregnant.

What?

Well, you're gonna have to get rid of it.

Why?

Because we can't afford it.

And who's gonna look after it?

Me, or you.

I'm not looking after it.

There's things I have to do.

Like what?

I just don't want a baby, all right.

I'm just not ready for it.

Well, I am.

[dramatic music]

Roxy.

Come on.

What's happened?

We've gotta leave.

[Receptionist speaking in French]

All right, take your hands off me.

Don't show your faces in the Hotel Metropole again.

Yeah, all right, we're going.

What are we gonna do now?

We'll think of something else.

We spent all this money getting here.

Yeah, and we found him.

That's a result.

It isn't if we can't get to him.

We can't even go into the hotel because we're banned.

We will find another way.

I'm starving, I'm knackered.

Everything's going floaty.

I think my blood sugar is a bit low. [exhales]

[door knocking]

Who is it?

It's Michelle from the front desk.

I was wondering if we could have a word, Mr. Stevenson.

Have you got my bill ready?

I can't apologise enough for what happened, sir.

They told me they were your children

and it was your birthday,

and they wanted to surprise you.

And you believed them?

I pay top bat for this suite,

'cause I want absolute privacy.

You have put me, and this hotel at risk.

Can I assure you, it won't happen again?

They are now banned from this hotel.

And as for this suite, Mr. Stevenson,

we would love to offer you a one night complimentary stay

by way of an apology.

Make it two and I might think about it.

I'm sure that can be arranged, sir.

We very much value as you a customer at the Metropole.

I should think you do,

seeing as I've been spending a bloody fortune here.

Please, let me ring housekeeping

to help you unpack your things and turn down the bed.

Go on then.

Thank you very much, Mr. Stevenson.

[door slamming]

Here, Duke, have a treat.

We're staying.

[gentle music]

What if Frank is telling the truth

and he has won the money on a scratch card?

Well, why take our ticket then?

Maybe it was the the machine that took the ticket.

How come people are so rich

they can afford things like that

and we're so poor?

[gentle music]

So, what used to happen when he went to check the ticket?

What, when we haven't won, you mean?

[Roxy] Yeah.

Er, I don't know.

Frank used to give me it back

and I'd chuck it in the bin outside,

or he'd just chuck it in the bin in the shop.

Maybe that's what happened then.

No, but it were different this time,

'cause he said he'd won the 500 quid.

Hey, save us two slices of that pizza, I'm starving.

So, maybe I'll sleep here.

Well, I'm in this bed.

Then I'm in this one.

Well, who am I sleeping with then,

'cause I don't want you and Jake bonking all night?

We're not gonna bonk, stupid.

We don't even go out anymore.

Didn't look like that in the airport.

We are just friends.

With benefits.

I think you should sleep with Gemma

and I'll jump in with you.

He's sleeping in my bed.

Well, why ask then?

'Cause she wants to get back together with him.

No, I don't.

Anyway, while we're here,

I think we should just make the most of it.

You know, see the sights.

We are here to get us money, Gemma.

Yeah, I know why we've come,

but what if Jake's and he ain't got it?

What if the machine did take our ticket?

I borrowed more money to come here.

We've all had to scrounge round.

[phone beeps]

Well, hang on.

Hang on, there's an email from that lottery woman.

What's it say?

Read it out.

They want to speak to us again.

There is no record of a 500 pound win

at the time specified, only the jackpot of 27 million.

I knew it!

They've gotta believe us now, they've got to.

-Oh my God. -Oh my God.

I said it, didn't I?

[Keeley] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

I bloody knew it.

I bloody, bloody knew it.

What's going on?

We're still in with a chance, that's what.

Here, read this.

Yeah, but that don't change anything.

He's still gonna say that were his ticket that won.

Jake, don't you understand?

He told us he won his money on a scratch card,

so now we've got proof he were lying.

We're here, we know where he is,

we've just got to get him to admit it.

And how are we gonna do that

if we're banned from the hotel?

Ah.

Duke has to go out for his number ones and twos.

So what?

Yeah, he'll just pay someone to walk him.

Yeah, exactly.

Er, I don't know what you mean.

Yeah, sorry, neither do I.

I can't tell you, 'cause you'll all hate me.

What are you talking about?

Tell us what?

Come on.

All right, okay.

As long as you remember it wasn't my idea.

It was Sam's.

It was the week before we'd found out we'd won the lottery

and I told him about the baby.

It would be different if we weren't skint.

Money's not everything, Sam.

Well, it's a lot when you haven't got it.

Anyway, you told me you couldn't get pregnant.

That's what they told him at the hospital.

They got that wrong, didn't they?

This might be my only chance to have a baby.

It's just bad timing, that's all.

People used to get married much younger than us.

My mum got married when she were 19 and my dad were 22.

Yeah but, that doesn't mean to say that we have to.

I can't even sort myself out, never mind a kid.

I'll do everything.

I just need to know that you'll be there for me,

that you'll support me.

I found a flat that I think's really nice.

It's been done up and everything.

We could go and see it.

I mean, we could go and look at it, wouldn't hurt.

How much?

500 deposit and, er, 600 a month.

Shit.

There you go.

We just need to find Princess and we've got the deposit.

I've got the deposit, I've been saving up.

Just think, if they pay 500 award for a cat,

how much they'd pay for a dog.

Especially some of your lot who are still rich.

What are you on about?

I'm being serious, Sam.

Yeah, so am I.

[gentle music]

He kept bringing it up when we thought we might have won.

He kept ringing me every two minutes.

[phone ringing]

Who is it?

Who do you think?

Brother.

Don't blame me, it's not my fault you've fallen out.

Well, you can tell him to stop ringing me.

He just wants to talk to you, that's all.

He never stops going on about you.

Well, Bex, lovely to see you, better take the top path.

Okay.

I just gotta nip out.

I had a bad feeling.

I felt as though someone were watching me.

I sort of knew it were gonna happen.

Do you wanna go for a run, Howard?

[phone ringing]

Good boy.

What?

[Sam] Roxy, I need to talk to you.

Can I see you?

No, you had your chance and you blew it.

[Sam] Just listen to me.

You made it very clear you didn't want this baby.

You couldn't even be bothered to--

[Sam] Can we talk about it today?

I don't have to explain myself, Sam.

[Sam] How else are you gonna get the money?

Yeah, well that's none of your business.

Howard!

[Sam] How else are you gonna get it?

Oh, I've gotta go.

Habby, where's Howard?

Where's Howard?

[dog barking]

Howard!

Where are ya?

Howard, treats!

Come on Howard, where are ya?

Howard!

I knew it, I bloody knew it.

Theo rang you, didn't he?

Where's Howard?

Safe, he's with a mate.

I want him back now, ring your mate.

I'll go to the police, Sam, I'm not kidding.

Do you want the money so you can go to Monaco, or not?

What's 500 quid to them?

No, no, absolutely not.

It's my job, he's in my care.

[Sam laughs]

It's not funny.

It's just a dog, an animal.

That people love, that I love.

You're crazy.

No, you are, thinking you can get away with this.

Look, just give me three hours, that's all.

If they don't come up the money,

I'll drop him off at the council myself.

Say I found him on the road side.

Think about it, if you get your share of the winnings,

we can be together in our own flat with our baby.

Everything will be perfect.

Three hours, that's all I'm asking for.

Woodvale's reputation's at stake here.

If it gets out we can't look after our dogs properly,

we're finished.

It's not my fault.

I didn't do it on purpose.

And anyway, I thought Woodvale was finished,

thought we're gonna be Four Paws.

Well, we're at very delicate stage of negotiation.

You mean money.

It's not a dirty word, Roxy, it's business.

I've worked hard to build our reputation.

We've all worked hard.

Yeah, but when you go home, you get to forget about it.

Keith and I have to work 24/7.

Ah right, let's see if we can get Howard back alive.

Hi, we've got the money, let's go.

All right, come on.

[feet tapping]

Come on, please.

Maybe we should move further away from the bin.

[gentle music]

[Mr. Levine] There he is.

You hurt him, I'll kill ya.

-Scum. -Where's Howard?

[Mrs. Levine] He's not here.

We've given you the money, where's Howard?

[dog barking]

Oh, my little chicken pie.

Oh, come to mummy.

Ah.

Oh, thank you, God.

Come on, we'd better get back.

Sorry, sorry Graham, I need a bit of air.

I feel a bit sick, I'll make my own way back.

Don't be daft.

Sorry, Graham.

Roxy, Roxy!

[dog barking]

[gentle music]

Bastard!

I hate you!

We did it.

You did it, I didn't agree to it.

You went along with it.

Here, 500 pounds.

You got a thousand pounds.

Yeah, 500 each.

I'm not doing it for free.

And I'm giving Theo 50 quid of mine,

and I have to pay my mate.

You disgust me.

Why?

Nobody got hurt.

Not even a dog and it were easy.

I got hurt.

Mr. And Mrs. Levine got hurt.

The kennels got hurt.

Listen to me, Sam.

It will never, ever happen again,

so don't even think about it.

We won't need to do it ever again.

If you get to Monaco and get your winnings.

[slow moody music]

So that's why you told us not to ask

where you got the money to come to Monaco.

Yeah, I didn't wanna tell you.

I knew I did a bad thing,

but I'm two months pregnant and I might be losing my job.

I live with my parents and I share a bedroom with my sister.

Life's not great.

Yeah, well, life's not great for me either.

Do you know something?

Sam's got a point.

Yeah.

Frank would pay a fortune for Duke.

That's just what I was thinking.

Hang on a minute.

Kidnapping a dog's against the law.

We could get thrown in some real French nick for that

and forgotten about forever.

We might not have to kidnap him.

Duke loves me.

Yeah, he does.

He'd come charging over to her if he saw her.

We'd just have to do what Sam and Roxy did.

Yeah.

How come you though you couldn't get pregnant?

Oh, I went to the hospital and had this MRI scan

and the doctor said I had this weird thing in me uterus.

The majority of women are unaware that they have

an abnormal shape womb, or septate uterus.

Is that why I have heavy periods?

It doesn't necessarily follow,

some women have perfectly normal periods.

What we do know is that it's very unlikely,

without corrective surgery,

for you to conceive and carry a baby.

[gentle music]

Right.

And the surgery itself

carries a risk of infertility as well.

[Roxy] So what you're saying is there's no chance of me

getting pregnant without an operation and--

[Doctor] Very little chance.

[Roxy] Even if I did up the operation,

it could put the kibosh on it altogether.

[Doctor] There's a lot to think about, I know.

Have you always known you wanted a baby?

Not really, no.

I only knew I wanted one

when they told me I couldn't have one.

Everywhere I looked, everywhere I went, I saw babies,

in swings,

in push chairs.

Every time I opened a magazine.

Every time I turned the telly on.

And all I kept thinking was,

that'll never, ever be me.

[gentle music]

And now it is you.

Yeah. [sniffs]

Yeah, now it is.

But I just have to make sure I keep it,

'cause sometimes you can lose baby

when you've got this thing.

[gentle music]

Which bed am I in?

[Keeley] Mine.

Have we decided what we're gonna do yet?

Yeah, we've got a plan.

[upbeat music]

Turning the light off now.

[gentle music]

Hello, you.

Hello.

Oi, no shagging, you two!

[both laughing]

As if.

[gentle music]

-[cups clinking] -[door slams]

[gentle music]

[wheel rumbling]

[ball tapping]

No way!

Why not?

When in doubt, put it out.

[croupier speaking in French]

[ball tapping]

They just took off without a care in the world.

It's not good.

In fact, it's totally irresponsible.

I mean, how are we supposed to manage?

We'll all pitch in.

It's just for a couple of days.

I could ask my brother to come in.

He's just and home doing nowt,

but he'd want paying.

Well, happy to pay a daily rate.

Is he any good with dogs?

Well, we used to have one, so.

Ring him.

So, how come you didn't go?

Someone had to stay, keep this place going.

Well, I appreciate it.

I'm gonna put a good word in for you with Four Paws.

Oh, if they want me, they want me.

If they don't want, I'll get a job elsewhere.

Hiya.

Do you fancy helping out down at kennels?

[Brother] Well, when do you want me to come in?

Now, I suppose.

How soon can you get here?

-That's good. -[hand slaps]

Right, I'm gonna go and open up.

As soon as he can, right.

All right, bye.

He's on his way.

-[birds tweeting] -[dog barking]

Sorry to keep you.

We're a bit short staffed at the moment.

They've all gone to Monaco.

How do you know?

I heard them talking last time I was here.

Ah, seems like a bit of a wild goose chase to me.

They think they won the lottery,

but they haven't got the ticket.

Thank God Colette saw some sense and decided not to go.

Would it be possible to talk to her?

Well, she's a bit busy at the moment.

She's doing all the breakfasts.

It'd only take a minute.

She found a bite on Louloubelle's neck

and I promised I'd let her know how she got on.

Okay.

[phone ringing]

Hiya.

Hi, Mr. Fairburn'd like a word.

Right, okay.

Two secs.

Right, Graham wants me in reception,

so can you start taking those through

and then when your brother gets here,

can you tell him to fill the water bowls?

You look nice.

Thank you.

[dogs barking]

Well, we're a bit short stuff today,

so that's not gonna be possible.

Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Okay.

Come on.

Well look who it is.

Hello Howard.

How've we been doing?

Not very well, actually.

We tried him at a new kennels, but he doesn't like it.

He wouldn't get out of the car this morning,

so I was wondering if you might have half a day going.

We've got people coming looking around the factory.

Always make room for a little one,

especially this little one.

I'd really appreciate it.

[Shop Owner] We owe you that.

Hiya.

Leave him with me,

and we'll see you about, mm, between one and two.

Lovely.

Got here as fast as I could.

[dog barking]

Hey, what's wrong, Howard?

[dog growling]

That's enough.

[dog barking]

Hey.

[dog barking]

He just doesn't know me.

[dog barking]

It's not like him to bark.

[dog barking]

Er, right, well I'll see you later.

You be a good boy, Howard.

Come on, let's take him down the kennels.

Give him a treat, get to know him.

I thought I'd let you know how her wound's healing.

Ah, that's nice.

But you could have rung or text.

Well, you never answered my last text,

so I didn't know if I'd got your number right.

Sorry, I've just been a bit busy.

You didn't go to Monaco then?

No, I just, just decided not to go,

but I'll get you your money back as soon as I get paid.

There's no rush.

It's really nice to see you.

So did you want to leave Louloubelle for a tryout?

See if she likes it here.

She'd love that.

So, get the customer to write the name

and the address of the sender on the parcel,

and then you stick one of these on here.

[bell ringing]

Hiya.

Hello, again.

Erm, did you get everything sorted?

Not really, no.

Oh, can you get on with the Cadbury's order form

for me please, love?

I'll do me best.

How can I help you?

Well, this is Alan.

He's come to have a little look at your machine,

if that's all right?

Yeah, sure.

As I said, I wasn't serving that day.

I was busy with the Post Office.

It was my partner, Frank, who was on the newsagent side.

I don't think you mentioned your partner,

last time we spoke.

Oh, I definitely did.

Er, you heard me, didn't you Taj?

Sorry, I weren't listening.

Well, I did.

How long has Frank been your partner?

Eight years.

And does he work here full time?

Yeah, he helps out four or five days a week.

I see.

And where is he now?

Like I said, he's on holiday.

We have to take it in turns,

so there's always somebody here for the shop.

Erm, I'm sure he'll talk to you when he gets back next week.

And was it a planned holiday,

or was it like a little spur of the moment thing?

Planned, yeah.

That's why Taj is here helping out.

Right, well, we'll definitely want to talk to him

when he goes back,

but in the meantime, the machine register

should tell us everything we need to know.

[engine rumbling]

He said he'd meet us at 4:30, where is he?

Been here for ages and there's no sign of Frank.

'Cause he's not coming.

He's gotta take Duke out for a wee.

Is there another way out?

How are we supposed to know that?

All right, what's up with you?

Me blood sugar's low.

I need to eat some something.

We've just eaten, Gemma.

That were ages ago.

It's that same bloke on reception.

Don't let him see us.

[receptions speaking in French]

What are we gonna do?

Stick to the plan and find Duke.

I don't think Frank'll be in his room,

I think he'll be in the casino.

Me and Jake will go check it out.

No.

It's just an excuse so you can gamble.

No, it ain't.

It is.

I'm not hanging around the slot machines

so you can throw all your money away.

I haven't got any money to throw away.

We just get a couple of chips.

[All] No.

I have got 10 euros to spend, and that's it.

You two, check how the rest of the hotel.

Come on.

Well, I'm gonna get me nan a present to take back.

We haven't come here to go shopping, Gemma.

[suspenseful music]

[receptionist speaking in French]

[dogs barking]

[gentle music]

Right, he can go in there.

Have you heard from Roxy?

Er no, nothing yet.

We're still working things out.

I thought you were back in friends.

Nah, not properly.

I thought it was you that gave her the money

to go to Monaco.

No, I, no, yeah, I did,

'cause I got paid for two of me gigs,

but she's gonna give me the money back

as soon as she gets her winnings.

Do you think they'll get it?

Oh, I dunno, but I hope so,

'cause I am skint

and this place is closing for eight weeks

at the end of the month.

You won't need a job if you've won the lottery.

What will I do with my time?

Do you fancy going for a drink after work?

I don't think Roxy'd like that.

No, I just meant as--

You can leave the radio on, it's on a timer.

[birds tweeting]

See ya.

Bye.

Where was Theo when Howard went missing?

I dunno, here I think, why?

It's just that bike looked the same as the one

that scrote had that picked up the ransom money.

Really?

I think Sam came in on it this morning.

I'll see you in a bit.

Yeah.

Was she good?

Aye, she's had a wail of a time,

but I was gonna drop her off back at your house.

Oh, well I'm glad I've caught you.

Look, this is a complete long shot,

but I'm gonna take a couple of clients out

tonight for dinner

and they'll be bringing their partners and er--

We're not really taking

any overnight boarders at the moment, well--

No, I was thinking, and you can say no,

but I was wondering if you'd like to come along?

Right.

What would I have to do?

Nothing, be my guest, that's all.

Save me sitting there like a gooseberry.

[both laughing]

♪ Feels like I'm drifting away ♪

Look, Lady Luck.

Oh, I'm gonna get a photo of her for Colette.

Keeley, Keeley.

Keeley, come on, we're supposed to be looking for Frank.

Put your phone away.

♪ With empty pockets of change ♪

♪ Well give me some money ♪

♪ Your love can't buy me nothing ♪

Just look like we're loaded,

like we come here all the time.

Well how am I supposed to do that?

Well stop looking around for a start.

I'm just seeing if I can see Frank.

He's definitely not here.

I think we're wasting our time.

Me nan's gonna be gutted

if I don't take her a present back.

She always brings me something

when she goes to Filey or Brid.

Oh look, there's a cafe over there.

Oh God.

We're supposed to be looking for Frank.

[waiter speaking in French]

Oh, sorry, we're English.

It all just sounds like babble to us.

Babble.

Good afternoon, Mademoiselle, what can I help you with?

We're just waiting for our friend,

he's staying in this hotel.

Frank Stevenson.

Okay.

Have you got a menu.

Of course.

[waiter speaking in French]

Do you know how much stuff costs in here?

It costs nowt to have a look.

[Waiter] Et voila, take your time.

Merci.

What room was he in?

It was a suite, it said, er,

carte d'or, or carre d'or.

We could try the left or the stairs.

Oh no, I'm not walking up all them steps again,

it were like floor seven or something.

[Roxy] Where is he?

Oo look, frothy cafe creme with marshmallows.

Have you seen the price?

Hi, can I have a hundred euros worth of chips, please?

A hundred, you said 10.

10 won't last us two minutes.

Where have you got a hundred euros from?

Let's just see if it goes through.

There.

[machine beeping]

[chips clinking]

Oh, great.

[cashier speaking in French]

[wheel rumbling]

What're you doing?

What does it look like?

We're supposed to be looking for Frank.

[Keeley] We will do.

One game, that's all.

How are you gonna pay your hotel?

You've seriously got a problem.

10 euros, Jake.

I don't think so.

[croupier speaking in French]

Oh, come on.

Think odd red.

I think it's bloody odd how you're still gambling

when you know it gets you into debt.

[ball tapping]

[croupier speaking in French]

Oh, yes.

See, there you go.

Just doubled me money.

20 euros.

Yeah, we came here to look for Frank.

Ah, well he's not here, is he?

There you go.

Put one on, anywhere you like.

The two of you could just come with me.

[Jake] Who are you?

What?

What for?

Ah mate, we weren't doing anything wrong,

we were just having a bit of fun.

What's your problem?

Let's not make a scene, an just follow us.

Oh, get off me hand.

-Thank you. -All right.

[Security Man] Right this way.

[Keeley] You're hurting me.

Where are your friends?

I've no idea.

Are they in hotel?

[Keeley] What's it to you?

Oh, she's gorgeous,

tres belle.

Merci.

[Gemma laughs]

That'll be you in a couple of months time.

Seven months time.

I'd be frightened to death if it were me.

Don't know how something so big can come out of your fanny.

[Roxy laughs]

Mine won't come out normally.

I'll have to have a C-section.

Right.

Probably the best way.

So, Frank knows me 'cause I was always in the shop

and I bought the lottery ticket every week.

You'll have to do it.

Do what?

[bell rings]

Where are we going?

[Jake] Where are you taking us?

It shouldn't take long.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I'm not getting in no car.

You either get in the car or we'll ring the police

and you get arrested for trespassing.

You could just get in the car.

[dramatic music]

Look, we can just get on a plane,

and we will never set foot in the Hotel Metropole

or Monaco ever again.

Okay, driver.

[engine rumbling]

Oh, I knew something bad was gonna happen.

[engine revving]

[dramatic music]

How many times has he seen you?

I don't know, once or twice.

I bought a couple of Easter eggs there last year

when they were on offer.

Oh, he'll never remember you.

So, as soon as he opens the door

we'll push our way in.

And do what?

I don't know.

Make him admit he took the ticket,

and record it.

How are we supposed to do that?

And I don't even speak French.

All right then, well I'll speak.

Now take off that top,

and have you got a bobble.

[bell rings]

Squashing me boobs.

So what, it's not a fashion show.

Knock on the door.

[door knocking]

Yes.

Room service, Monsieur.

Oh, I don't want my room servicing, thank you.

We were wondering if you would like

your dog walking, Monsieur.

Are you from the hotel?

Oui, Monsieur.

It is a complimentary service.

It's too late.

He'll have his walk at Toutous,

the doggy daycare he goes to.

[upbeat music]

Come on, Gemma, run.

Yes.

[upbeat music]

They've already got two offices,

but they're planning on expanding even more,

and they've ask us to handle the recruitment.

-Thank you. -There they are.

So the one with the glasses, he's the main man,

as his wife's the blonde with the blue dress.

Miles, how you are, mate?

Not bad, not bad.

[dramatic music]

Get yourself some decent underwear for next time.

You know Camilla.

[Camilla] Hello.

You look wonderful.

Thank you, and you.

This is Head of HR, Bob, and his wife, Sonia.

And this is my friend, Colette.

[Camilla] Hiya.

[Miles] Good to meet you.

Hi.

Have a seat.

Can I get you a drink?

We're on the G and Ts.

I think I'll join you.

Colette?

Just, just a water please.

Have we met somewhere before?

You seem very familiar.

I've just got one of those faces, I think.

Can we get another round of gin and tonics?

So, you and Richard work together?

No, I groom his schnauzer sometimes.

Is that a euphemism, or--

[all laughing]

Miles.

Just ignore him, he's terrible.

Look, you've gone and made her blush now.

I missed that, what did he say?

Nothing.

He's been smutty, that's all.

I lead the Newcastle branch to put us firmly on the map.

[Camilla] He doesn't have to go up there

as much these days, but it was every week.

No it wasn't, Camilla.

She always exaggerates.

So we'd like to do the same in Bristol.

We're in the middle of buying a fabulous building,

and then maybe one in Surrey.

And we've got some people scanning some property for us.

Well, that sounds great.

And we'll have absolutely no problem

in finding those key recruitments for.

At a decent rate, of course.

Leave it with me.

Sorry, can you just excuse me a minute.

[all laughing]

[feet tapping]

♪ Where will I be ♪

♪ In the rain ♪

I wondered where you'd gone.

I've been ringing you.

Sorry.

Do you want to get in the car and we can--

No, I wanna walk, thanks.

Look, did I say something to upset you?

No, but I expect he told you...

[siren wailing]

Told me what?

[siren wailing]

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

Why wouldn't it be?

I've not done anything wrong, I'm just walking home.

Have you got a problem with that?

No, I was just checking he wasn't bothering you,

that's all.

Sorry, officer.

Me and my partner have just had a tiff,

and just trying to clear it up, that's all.

Okay.

Do you want to get in the car, Colette?

[engine rumbling]

Me and my partner.

Didn't know what else to say.

Will you at least let me drive you home?

[dramatic music]

Get out.

Move it.

Where are we?

Where are you taking us?

What are you gonna do to us?

They're gonna sail us out to sea and dump us overboard.

Stop it!

[dramatic music]

Hi there.

-Who are? -Are you the hotel owner?

Can I just say, I never wanted to come to Monaco.

or your hotel in the first place.

So why did you?

Well, we won 27 million pounds on the lottery.

We got all five numbers, and the two lucky diamonds,

but the shopkeeper where we bought the ticket,

his name's Frank,

he took the ticket and pretended it were his.

And he's staying in your hotel.

It isn't my hotel.

Oh.

Well, the Hotel Metropole.

-I thought-- -He's in a suite.

We know where Frank is.

Well, that's good.

The thing is I don't understand who you are.

27 million pounds is a lot of money.

Yeah, you're not wrong,

it is a hell of a lot of money.

It's just more than we could ever dream of,

but we ain't got it.

In fact, we are really poor.

We haven't got any money.

We had to borrow money to get here.

The only reason we came here

is 'cause we couldn't think of any other way

to get us winnings.

The lottery people, they don't believe us

'cause we haven't got the ticket.

So, we had no choice but to come here

and get what belongs to us,

but we haven't done anything wrong.

No, no, nothing.

Okay.

Okay, what?

Please don't kill us.

I've got a little brother at home,

he's got learning difficulties and he needs me.

And I've got a daughter.

I'm not gonna kill you.

Well, he is.

[dramatic music]

Where are you going?

I've got drinks on my friend's yacht.

Bye.

Will you tell him not to kill us?

Please.

I hope I haven't lost you the contract.

No, why would you?

I told them you were taken ill in the bathroom.

Look, I'm sorry if you didn't like Miles,

he can be a bit full on, but he's harmless.

Really?

Yeah.

He's a family man.

He's got three kids who he loves to bits.

He's having problems with his eldest daughter,

who's about the same age as my daughter, Ella.

Well, are you gonna invite me in for a drink?

Oh, my flat's not very nice.

I just think it'd be lovely

to spend more time with you.

Get to know you a bit better.

Jake, we're waiting for you outside the hotel.

We've been looking for you for ages.

How's you machine, again?

We've got some information on Duke.

Keeley, can you ring us

as soon as you get this message, please.

[door squeaking]

[door slamming]

Told you it was horrible.

It's not horrible.

It's basic, that's all.

I haven't got anything to drink,

but I could do coffee, or a cup of tea.

Tea'd be great.

So, erm, you've got a daughter.

Yeah, erm, yeah, I'm just having a few problems

with her at the moment.

She's that age.

She's got this much older boyfriend who,

thanks,

who's totally unsuitable,

and I've sort of banned her from seeing him.

Yeah, well I wouldn't do that.

She'll find a way, or leave.

Really?

Yeah, that's what I did

when my dad told me I couldn't see my boyfriend.

I was in my first year at uni,

but still living at home when I met Liam.

He was working in a bar and he was funny and intelligent.

Why didn't your parents like him then?

He stayed over a few times

and things went missing, like money,

one of me mum's rings.

They blamed Liam and I defended him,

said he would never steal from them.

Anyway, I had this big bust up

and they said Liam wasn't welcome at the house anymore,

and if I continued seeing him, neither was I.

So I left and I moved in with him.

Thanks.

Did he steal from them?

Yeah, but I didn't think so at the time.

He was dabbling with drugs, and er,

and then he got onto heroin

and basically anything he could get his hands on.

He got kicked out of uni, owed money everywhere.

Oh, sounds like a nightmare for you.

Did you move back with your parents?

No

That's what I should have done,

but I felt stupid and like I'd let my parents,

and myself down

and like a fool, I really thought I could help fix Liam.

But all he was interested in was me making money

to keep him on the heroin.

God.

Sometimes when things got really bad

and we had no money for drugs or food,

I'd work in a massage parlour.

What sort of massage parlour?

Basically a brothel.

I did it for about four months.

Miles was a regular when he was working in Newcastle,

but I didn't know he had a wife and kids.

You don't ask those sorts of questions.

Oh, it's all right if you wanna leave.

I understand.

[gentle music]

[phone ringing]

Keeley, Keeley, where the hell are you?

We've been looking all over for you.

Duke goes to a doggy daycare called Toutous.

I've Googled it, I've got an address and a telephone number.

Oh, that's brilliant.

But you'll never guess what happened to us.

We got busted by these two maniacs.

I swear to God, they were like proper gangsters.

We thought they were gonna kill us.

What?

Oh my God, what did they want?

I think they thought we had loads of money.

They kept asking us all these questions.

I have never been so frightened in all my life.

They said that they were investigators,

but he didn't show us any badges,

or take us to any police station,

so they can't have been.

Where are you now?

I have no idea.

They dropped us miles away,

'cause we didn't want them to know which hotel we were in.

So we said just drop us here,

and I think we're by Sea at the Rum beach bar,

next to an old church.

Okay, well stay outside the church.

We'll come get you in a taxi.

Oh, right.

-Bye. -Bye.

[upbeat music]

[lips kissing]

[safe beeping]

Here we go!

♪ You know sometimes ♪

♪ I feel so low ♪

♪ I scream baby ♪

♪ Don't you let me go ♪

♪ I am, yes I am, ♪

♪ I am, yes I am, falling ♪

♪ I am, yes I am, ♪

♪ I am, yes I am, falling ♪

♪ You know, sometimes I can't let go ♪

♪ She's in my heart, she's in my soul ♪

I don't know what we're gonna do with Duke

if we do find him.

Oh, Jake, shut up.

I have to say these things,

if they're gonna go round and round in my head.

Just lighten up.

[girls screaming and laughing]

Looks like a hen party.

[Woman] Come on, Lisa.

Yeah, they sound English.

Must cost them an arm and a leg to get married here.

Well, doesn't matter to me,

'cause I'm never getting married.

Why not?

Because.

Because what?

'Cause I don't want to.

I don't believe in it.

My mom's been married twice and neither of them worked out.

It's you that needs to lighten up.

I'd wanna get married.

Have more kids and a proper home.

Should marry Georgina then.

Don't wanna marry Georgina,

don't even like her.

You liked her enough to dump me for her.

I made a mistake.

I said, I'm sorry.

Anyway, she's seeing someone else now.

She'll soon want you back

if she finds out you've won the lottery.

I don't want her back.

And if Eva starts calling him daddy,

I'm going for full custody.

[taxi beeping]

Get in.

We're off to Toutous to find Duke.

[upbeat music]

The taxi driver said it were just through this woodland.

Think he thought we didn't have enough money.

We haven't.

Do we even know if we're allowed dogs in our hotel?

Well, we won't ask 'em.

We'll just sneak him in.

Well, he's a bit big to sneak in.

Oh, stop making problems, Jake.

This is it.

Right, just go in and pretend

you're in exactly the same situation as they Theo, right?

They're not even gonna be open at this time.

Why not?

People have to work at night.

Let's just try.

Right.

Good luck, yeah.

[gate clunking]

[Keeley] Yes, it is open.

[dog barking]

Hi, bonjour.

Je m'appelle Thea.

You're English.

Yeah, can you understand me?

Oui.

Oh, I am studying animal behaviour at Leeds University.

Oh, is that near London?

No, no, it's up North.

Yorkshire.

Anyway, I'm over here looking for

any kind of work experience.

It's part of my degree to see how dogs behave

in other countries.

Well, unfortunately my manager is finished for the day,

but I could take your number and call her,

and get back to you.

I wouldn't want paying.

I've done this sort of thing before, back in England.

I've done dog-walking, I clean kennels,

picking up poo, everything.

It's just that I have come a really long way.

She's been in there for ages.

Maybe they've called the police and she's getting--

What for?

She hasn't done anything wrong.

Chill out will ya, she's just asking about work experience.

What is up with you?

I'm sorry, I'm just a bit stressed,

'cause I thought I was gonna get killed earlier.

I need the loo.

I'm gonna see if they've got one inside.

[dog barking]

This is our main play area.

We take them for two walks a day,

one in the afternoon and the other in the evening.

Ah, we do the same with our dogs in England.

[dog barking]

Hi.

Oh wow.

Ah, isn't he such a good boy.

Hello, what's your name?

Wow, it's like he knows you.

Oh, I've got an Irish Wolfhound at home, she's six.

Really?

Well Duke is new to us

and we haven't quite got him into a routine yet.

They do take a bit of handling.

I, erm, can always take him for a walk, if you like?

What did you say he called again?

Duke.

Do you have, er, references?

Oh yeah.

I work at Woodvale Kennels sometimes,

back in England, when I'm not at uni.

My manager, Collette, she'll be more than happy

to talk to you.

She might actually be finished for the day,

so you're best calling her mobile.

Okay, that sounds perfect.

Great.

[dog barking]

Hiya.

Well, what happened?

Is everything all right?

I'm taking Duke and another dog out for a walk.

[all laughing]

We're on.

[Keeley] We did it.

I need to go to the hospital.

I'm bleeding.

[sombre music]

[upbeat music]