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RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
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RECORD CRACKLES
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GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS
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♪ The day I turned my life around
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♪ Was a day like any other
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♪ I tried to start all over again
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♪ I was warned by another
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♪ A circle in a spiral
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♪ A never-ending line
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♪ A solitary weakness
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♪ A ream that you'd be right
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♪ La, la, la, la,
over and over again
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♪ I'm going round in circles
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♪ Around and round and round
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♪ Like I'm riding on a cartwheel
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♪ But I can make a sound
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♪ I'm deep into the quicksand
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♪ Sinking below
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♪ All that's left is my land
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♪ Down, down I go
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♪ La, la, la, la,
over and over again
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♪ La, la, la,
la, over and over again
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♪ Again, again, again,
again, again. ♪
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DOORBELL RINGS
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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Well, we should have...
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DJ: Angela, could I speak? Am I
allowed to speak? It's only my show.
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If you want to rant about
the Eel Queen,
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you can do that on Joy's
show. Let me just say, right...
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Or, or Radio Four's dreadful
Woman's Hour.
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But the thing is...
I mean, why is it still on?
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Why is it still on?
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But can I...? No-one wants to hear
about menstruation,
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rape and female genital mutilation
at ten in the morning, Angela.
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Listen to me. No...
If there's a woman's hour,
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where's the hour for black people...
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PA: ..or midgets, or people that
identify as Klingon?
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There are people that identify
as Klingon, Angela.
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You sellotape a mars bar to your
head, put a Tina Turner wig on...
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No, I just...
...you're a Klingon.
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PHONE RINGS
RADIO: This is a rich country.
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There's no such thing as food poverty.
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I'm living up a tree
and I've got cheese.
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You know, if the poor people
in this country are going hungry,
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it's because they're spending
their benefits on fags and gnomes.
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Solomon is on line two.
Hello, Solomon.
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Now them bones have been found,
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development's halted
and your birds are safe,
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some say you're no longer
a local hero,
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just some bigot up a tree.
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Well, thank you for that, Solomon.
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They're safe for now,
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but whether this site becomes
a crime scene or an archaeological
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dig, the developers will be back,
with their chainsaws,
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and I, for one,
am not going anywhere.
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Isaiah is on line three.
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Hello, Isaiah.
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You ain't even a real Verderer.
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Stick it up your ar...
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OK, let's have some music
now, then, shall we?
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But, before we do, a big shout out
to Neil and Christine Hamilton,
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who sent me a crate of cheese.
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It's unbelievable. Honestly, if
someone had told me 20 years ago
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that I'd be living up a tree,
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chomping on a pound of Stinking
Bishop that the leader
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of the Ukip party had sent me,
I wouldn't have believed them.
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Humbled.
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Truly humbled.
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You know, I might be defecating
like a tramp up here,
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but I'm eating like a king.
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So, what will you do?
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The right thing. All right.
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Well, just don't rush into anything.
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I know you. It's very well
having socialist principles,
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but not if you hand over
your entire inheritance.
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Think of the cats.
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I've spent three weeks thinking
about this will, Joy.
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Faither Watkins
had sex with Mum once
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and never did nothing for her nor me
when he was alive.
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He's not my faither. I don't want
his eel cafe or eel king title,
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or stewardship
of the eel festival.
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I'd like to have my half-sister's
mind, if they'll have me.
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I can't believe no-one saw it.
The resemblance is uncanny.
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It's going to hit Uncle hard.
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His brain will explode.
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He doesn't need to know.
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He's been like a faither to me
since Mum died.
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BELL TINKLES
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Hey. What's happened to your eye?
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Er...
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Bird flew into it.
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What the hell's going on?
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Punch-up at the pub.
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The Verderer is furious
that Ryan got hurt.
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What does he expect,
putting that shit out there?
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Tony ended it, according to Ryan.
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He asked the idiots what
Ryan's pronouns had to do with them,
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and they said they didn't know,
they hadn't really thought about it,
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so he said, "Well, maybe
you should think about it"
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and he whacked them with a pool cue.
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Hmm.
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Joy, I want to talk to you about something.
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About why I was
at the mine entrance?
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I was wondering when you were
going to ask that. Er, what?
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I was mining ochre.
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SHE GASPS
For you heart?
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Yeah.
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But taking from the land
is frowned upon
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if you're not from here, Lin, so...
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WHISPERS: Keep it on the low-down.
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MOUTHS: I will.
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Oh, it's down-low.
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Oh, what is?
You said low-down.
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No, I didn't.
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OK.
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Joy? Yeah.
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There's something else
I wanted to ask you.
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TWIG SNAPS
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That is a really lovely idea, Lin.
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The town would really
appreciate that.
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OK.
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You know, let's mull it over.
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These things can be really personal.
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Oh, yeah.
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OK.
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Look, look, boys, boys,
listen to this.
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"Few tasks are more similar
to the torment of Sisyphus,
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"with its endless repetition,
than those of the housewife.
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"Day after day, one must wash
dishes, dust furniture, mend clothes
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"that would be dirty,
dusty and torn again.
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"The housewife wears herself
out, running on the spot.
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"She never gains the sense
that she's conquering,
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"a positive good but struggles
indefinitely against evil."
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This is my life.
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So, that's what Ryan wants to do.
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Always were a lovely child.
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We got half-sibling, Carm.
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We have!
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Could've take Ryan in when Sarah
died if we'd known.
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Oh, well, Verderer did a decent job.
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You'll make sure the cats
want for nothing.
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Always felt there was someone
missing, I did.
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Oh, and another thing that Linda
wanted me to ask you...
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I told her, we ain't doing
vegan eels. Nor eel karaoke.
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A memorial for Faither...
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...for the community, as part
of the festival procession.
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Didn't have the guts to ask
us herself, Saint Linda?
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Too busy do-gooding? Collecting
the Verderer's shit bags
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and teaching the men about
the menopause not enough for her?
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She wanted it to be a surprise,
and I know how much you hate those.
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This is why I'm telling you,
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because I don't want anyone
getting punched in the face again.
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She doesn't know about the will
or Ryan yet,
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and she thought you'd appreciate it,
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that it'd be good for morale,
you know, to unite the town?
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The redevelopment and the Eel
Festival has been so divisive.
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But, obviously, it's complicated
for you both, so...
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Why don't you sleep on it?
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Do what you want.
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We don't give a shit, do we, Carm?
No, we do not.
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Cantucci.
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Hmm?
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Cantucci.
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Can I what?
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A biscuit. Oh, yes, please.
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Thanks. Italian almond biscuits,
specially for coffee. Oh, lovely.
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I think they're off.
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No, it's supposed to be like that.
You dunk it in the coffee.
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Oh, right.
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You can suck it if you like. Mm!
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Mm!
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Nice? Mm! Really nice.
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I wish they'd hurry up
and date these bones.
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I feel a bit vulnerable in the
caravan on my own.
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Don't worry about it, Linda,
I'm sure it's all very innocent.
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Yeah, you're right.
Nothing to worry about.
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Someone probably just died
of natural causes
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when they were out walking.
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Fell over, some soil blew on them,
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and then no-one reported
them missing.
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I never really thanked you
for ripping that eviction notice
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off and bringing it to the meeting.
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Oh, I probably wasn't supposed
to do that.
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Well, it meant a lot to me. Hmm.
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Erm...
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Linda? Mm?
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There's something
I really want to show you.
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Oh. Will you come inside?
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Yeah.
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Oh, God!
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I'm sorry, Pig Man, but I don't see
you like that at all.
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And I'm sorry if I've ever given
you that impression,
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but I genuinely
don't think that I have.
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No, Linda, I'm not... Can't men
and women just be friends
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without men always thinking there's
something in it.
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And - newsflash - we really don't
want to look at your penises
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all the time, OK? Babies -
that's what we like looking at.
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Babies and dogs and cats
in costumes, not penises.
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I know it's a power thing. What if
women expose their vulvas to men?
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Oh, hello, my name's Linda.
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My life hasn't turned out
how I wanted it to.
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I've got no power.
Look at my vagina.
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Linda, please.
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Please, just... turn around.
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I haven't got my penis out.
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Oh, my God, my time capsule!
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It's in really good nick still.
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There, there! That's where it fell
out of my backpack
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when I was climbing up the tree.
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LAUGHING: Oh, my God.
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Oh...
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Mum's spoon.
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Breaking was our thing.
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SHE LAUGHS AND SNIFFS
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Hmm.
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We used to pick this together
on, on walks.
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Got loads.
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Sorry.
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Why have you got my...?
I meant to tell you that first day,
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but the longer I left it,
the harder it got.
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SHE GASPS
Porky!
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WHISPERS: Oh, my God.
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HE SIGHS
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It's given me so much comfort
over the years.
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What's going on, Pig Man?
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My daughter, Holly.
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I'd just almost tripped over.
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That's why she's laughing.
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She wasn't with us very long.
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Oh, God.
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I'm so sorry.
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Her mum took the photo.
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We...
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Well, our marriage didn't
survive it.
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Her illness, I mean, not the...
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Not the trip.
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It's funny how, as a parent, you'd
give anything for a minute's peace.
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What I wouldn't give now
for one more minute with her.
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She was mad about pigs.
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I know it sounds daft, but...
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...this is where I feel
closest to her.
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How old was she?
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Ten.
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{\an8}The same age I was when I hid the capsule.
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God, you must have thought it was
some kind of sign, or...
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To find a toy pig where
your boars' truffles grow.
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Maybe it's a magic tree.
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Yeah.
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Maybe it was planted on a ley line.
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When I was a kid,
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I used to think there was something
really special about this place.
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Something...
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...otherly.
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I know what you mean.
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LOW RUMBLING
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RUMBLING STOPS
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Was it a school project?
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No, no.
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When my mum died, I decided
to bury everything I loved.
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I was so furious with God.
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I remember thinking, "Right, well,
just have everything, then.
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"Have it all."
My way of coping, I suppose.
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BANGING
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There you are.
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Siobhan!
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How did you...? Found my phone.
Weird kid in a cafe,
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two weird sisters in another cafe,
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small man up a tree and,
hey, presto.
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I knew it. I told Steve there was
someone else,
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but he wouldn't have it,
the gullible dick.
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Oh, boo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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"I'm Linda. I've locked my grief in
a time capsule."
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"I've got the menopause."
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"I want people to know me as Linda,
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"not as somebody's wife and mum."
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00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,920
Oh, you didn't know there was
a husband and kids at home, did you?
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Oh, shame.
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We're not... I knew it. I knew you
didn't have it in you
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to go off on your own.
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I knew there had to be
a man involved.
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All this finding yourself bullshit,
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when all you've found is
Jesus of Nazareth here.
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Do you rise again on the third day,
do you, mate?
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Oh! Maybe you rise every day.
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You dirty Bertie, Lin!
That's enough, Siobhan!
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I'm going to give you two
some space.
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No, this is your home.
We'll go outside. OK.
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Great to meet you.
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Put a T-shirt on. Linda... Linda!
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WHISPERS: Phew!
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00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,560
Have you seriously traded
in your husband and kids
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for Crocodile Dundee, some twat up a
tree, and two weird eel women
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who have to be the biggest
pair of cunts I've ever met?
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00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,720
And I've met Ant and Dec.
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00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,560
It's been really good for me,
this trip, Siobhan.
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It's been bloody selfish,
is what it's been.
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I'm entitled to have
some time to myself.
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00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,480
You should do the same.
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00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,520
Leave me out of this.
This has got nothing to do with me.
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It obviously has.
It's always about you.
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00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,520
It always has been.
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00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,880
You didn't need to take
Mum's role, Siobhan.
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00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,360
You were just a kid yourself.
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00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,600
But you did, because that was
the only way that you could
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deal with her death. And I let you
because I could see that
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00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,760
it filled a hole. But it stops now.
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00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,560
It's exhausting.
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00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I love you, Siobhan.
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00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,080
But, please...
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00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,520
You're not Mum.
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So, live your life
and let me live mine.
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Mistakes and all.
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00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,320
Three weeks on your own and
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00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,640
you've turned into a right
cocky little shit.
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00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,680
Oh, God.
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00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,600
The truth will out, Linda,
because it always does.
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00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,760
Tell them who you are
and stop being a weird idiot.
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00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,600
Or I will.
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00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,040
And why are you dressed like
Julian Cope?
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00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,400
WHISPERS: Twat.
320
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,360
I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut
you off there, Jackie.
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00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,800
Breaking news just in -
322
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,160
the results are back from the lab
and has been confirmed
323
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,720
that the bones found by
the developers are definitely human.
324
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,760
They've been sent off
for further analysis.
325
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,760
The plot thickens.
326
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,640
Back after this.
327
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:47,640
ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS
328
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,120
There you go.
329
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,400
Ah...
330
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,760
The wife's found out about Lin's
fucking ledger.
331
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,280
It's causing a lot of problems.
332
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,360
They're already timing and costing
their chores now.
333
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,920
They said it
already adds up to a spa weekend.
334
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,120
You better hope this don't
catch on, Steve.
335
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,760
It's like the Icelandic women's
strike of 1975 all over again.
336
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,200
Jesus Christ.
337
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,360
Hello?
338
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,800
Ags?
339
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,080
Is anyone home?
340
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,240
Hello?
341
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,160
Oh! Could you stop doing that?
342
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,200
What?
343
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,400
I just want to tell you that
I'm staying in the pub tonight
344
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,520
because they found... As you know,
the bones are human,
345
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,880
but they haven't dated them yet,
346
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,400
and I don't fancy staying out
in the woods on my own in a caravan
347
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,760
with no lock on the door.
348
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,840
Human bones, you say? Whoa! Please!
349
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,240
Why don't you have a drink with us,
Linda?
350
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,680
Settle them nerves.
351
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,960
You'll get some of faither's
special whisky out.
352
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,600
And maither's special glasses.
353
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,360
No, no, I just want to go.
354
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,400
It's very nice of you, but,
but I'd just much rather...
355
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,040
Oh, sorry.
356
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,240
I'd be honoured to have some
of faither's special whisky
357
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,040
out of one of maither's
special glasses. Thank you.
358
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,560
Thank you.
359
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,320
The water of life.
360
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,240
SHE CHOKES AND COUGHS
361
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,240
SHE HACKS LOUDLY
362
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,640
BIRDS' WINGS FLAP
363
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,240
Don't fret about no bones, Linda,
nor your tree.
364
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,520
Oh, all right. I won't fret, then.
365
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120
Why is no-one bothered about this?
366
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,720
It's all sorted, Linda.
367
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,080
Great-great-grandfaither
seen to it.
368
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,320
Great-great-grandfaither...
WHISPERS: Here we go again.
369
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,280
...he was born on this land
over by them bins,
370
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,800
and was returned to it over there,
by that tree.
371
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,040
Got dug up.
372
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,440
Then was returned to another
part of it.
373
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,240
Do you know what?
374
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,640
Really sick of these riddles.
375
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,680
Why don't you just speak norm...?
376
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,200
No!
377
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,800
You didn't.
378
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,280
The bones
are great-great-grandfaither's?
379
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,680
Oh...
380
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,200
Hah!
381
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,160
Isn't that illegal? Not round here.
382
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,200
Forest rules.
383
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,320
Do others know?
384
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,000
Them as need to know knows.
385
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,680
Forest folk what has the forest
in their hearts.
386
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,760
And the pathologist's office.
And the police.
387
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,760
And third cousin Bernadette.
388
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,040
Her loves digging up bones.
389
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,280
And now you.
390
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,760
And now me.
391
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,400
See, Carm? Digging up the past does
sometimes work.
392
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,160
We trust you, Linda.
393
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,520
And we don't
want the whole town knowing,
394
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,480
so keep it on the low-down.
395
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,800
WHISPERS: I will.
396
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,800
Oh, it's down-low.
397
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,160
What is?
398
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,040
You said...
399
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,920
Nothing.
400
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,320
Cheers.
401
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,520
Here's to friendship.
402
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,920
And truth.
403
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,480
SHE SWALLOWS LOUDLY
404
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,680
Jesus! You swallow loudly.
405
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:46,440
♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
it's you I'd be kissing
406
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,680
♪ She smiled and replied, "You
don't know what you're missing."
407
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:03,440
♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
I wish I could wed you... ♪
408
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,920
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