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(opening theme playing)
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Temperature at 82 degrees.
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Wind gusting
from the southwest
at 10 knots.
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Clear skies.
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The conditions
are perfect for a...
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Beach day!
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Sand castle!
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Surfin'!
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Water!
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Seashells!
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(all gasping)
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What?
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Quarantine!
Quarantine!
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(alarm buzzing)
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What did i do?
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You yawned, girl!
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Don't you know that yawns
are contagious?
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I have never
heard that, no.
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Everyone knows yawns
cause sleep. Except
for starfire, i guess.
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Anyway, it's okay.
I think we caught it in time.
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That was close.
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(all screaming)
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Ah!
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It's...
It's not what you think.
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Let's hit the beach,
come on.
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I'm sorry, old friend.
It has to be this way.
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-(alarm buzzing)
-no!
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(snoring)
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I'll never forget you, buddy.
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-(alarm buzzing)
-oh, man! (snoring)
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Well, raven, looks like
it's just you...
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-(alarm buzzing)
-(groans)
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These naps will not
be taken in vain.
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(grunting)
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Must not yawn.
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Must show off beach bod.
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-(alarm buzzing)
-(snoring)
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(all groaning)
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(sighs)
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-(alarm beeps)
-oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no.
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We slept through the most
perfect beach day
we'll see for the next...
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One, two, then carry the four,
add the leap year...
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Twenty four years? (sighs)
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I am sorry, fellow titans.
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I did not know
about the yawns.
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It's all right.
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No, friend cyborg,
it is the all wrong.
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This is not the first time
my ignorance of earth culture
has ruined the merriment.
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-(trap music playing)
-this new stereo
is the bomb!
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The bomb?
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Man:
♪ it's time to break dance
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(loud splash)
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I will forever be
the celebration ruiner.
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Star, we love you
just the way you are.
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-Besides, the more you know,
the bigger bummer you are.
-Like raven.
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Whoa!
I'm not a bummer.
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You're a total bummer,
raven.
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Look at this chart
and you'll see
there's a direct correlation
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Between knowledge
and being a bummer.
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Here's beast boy
and cyborg.
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Together they know
virtually nothing
and everybody loves them.
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-Thanks, man.
-Aw!
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Robin: Here is me.
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I don't know too much
or too little,
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Leaving people not feeling
very strongly about me
in one way or another.
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Hmm.
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And here's you, raven.
You know a lot
and you bum everyone out.
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I do not wish
to be the bummer.
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(groans)
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(starfire sobbing)
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You okay, star?
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(continues sobbing)
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No, it has happened again.
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-What?
-A misunderstanding.
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Beast boy asked me
to set him up
on the blind date.
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My eyes! My eyes! (screaming)
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Why did you burn my eyes?
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(sizzling) ow!
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(sobbing)
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Beast boy: Ah!
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I am the sorry!
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(sighs) and the hopeless.
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(whimpering)
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Okay, wow.
Do you want me to teach
you some stuff?
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(sniffles) but will that
make me the bum?
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No way! Knowledge
is power, girlfriend.
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I'll give you a crash course
in all things earth.
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I would prefer a course
without the crashing.
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Which brings me
to lesson one.
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Common expressions.
You don't have
to take everything literally.
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-(piano playing)
-you see, star,
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It's all about adding
a little style into what
you're trying to say.
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Here's how you do it.
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♪ don't say what you mean
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♪ but mean what you say
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♪ it sounds complicatedbut it's easy in every way
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♪ don't say you're goin'to sleep, nuh-uh
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♪ instead you're catching z's
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♪ never say that thingswere easy, no
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♪ just saythat they were a breeze
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♪ instead of sayingwatch how you spend
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♪ say moneydon't grow on trees
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♪ you see you saywhat you gotto say every day
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♪ with style, that's the key
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♪ don't say what you mean
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♪ but mean what you say
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♪ it's not that complicated,no
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♪ it's easy in every way ♪
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Uh-huh.
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You got this.
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-You got it?
-I believe i understand.
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Your song was
so kitten, dude.
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Kitten?
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Yes, the kittens are good
and so your song was good.
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Am i not meaning what i say?
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Ugh. Clearly a song
is not gonna do it.
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(sobbing)
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Oh, it is the okay.
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My ignorance will
always hold me back.
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Okay, okay.
Lesson number two.
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Azarath metrion zinthos!
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Wear this magic relic tonight
and in the morning
you'll know everything.
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Oh, thank you, raven.
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So, i checked the weather
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And today has all
of the perfect conditions
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For a lake day!
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Jet skis!
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Fishing!
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Water!
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Pollution!
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Yeah, 46% of lakes
are too polluted
for recreational activities.
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Ugh! Why are we talking
about numbers on lake day?
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Because numbers reveal
undeniable facts, beast boy.
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Like 1.2 trillion gallons
of sewage are dumped
into lakes each year.
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Sewage? Ugh!
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Make her stop, robin.
These facts
are bumming me out.
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What's gotten into you,
starfire?
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Knowledge, robin,
that's what.
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Raven, did you have
something to do with this?
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I may have taught her
a few things.
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I was just trying to help.
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This is what i wanted,
robin.
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Now you won't have
to deal with me ruining
another occasion.
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You just ruined lake day!
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Knowledge is power,
robin.
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This will only
make her stronger.
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Or a total bummer.
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That book is so overrated.
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I'll save you some time.
Everyone dies in the end.
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Boys: (screaming) bummer!
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Meditation can cause
problems ranging from
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Muscle spasms
to hallucinations.
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Boys: (screaming) bummer!
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You do know those toys
are for babies.
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Boys: (screaming) bummer!
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Okay, you were right.
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She is kind of a bummer now.
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But i still say it was
an improvement.
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You guys want to know
where hamburger meat
comes from?
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(boys screaming)
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What happened to starfire?
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-Her brain is huge!
-That is just wrong!
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Raven!
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(sighs) okay,
this is all my fault.
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I used dark magic
to give starfire
all human knowledge.
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Apparently it's expanding
too rapidly.
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If we don't go inside
and destroy it,
her head will explode.
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Azarath metrion zinthos!
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Oh, look at
all that knowledge.
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00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,749
It's unnatural
and it's growing
at an alarming rate.
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Then let's nuke some neurons!
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Fact attack! Fact attack!
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It's not working.
They're growing back, dudes.
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This is worse than i thought.
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We're gonna have
to take it out at the source.
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Robin: This must be it.
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Indeed! I am the source.
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I am knowledge,
facts and trivia!
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So you're the one
who made her a bummer!
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Yes, i am.
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And when i'm finished,
she'll be...
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(keys beeping)
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One hundred percent bummer!
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Not on my watch.
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Titans, go!
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Seventy five percent
of missiles never reach
their intended targets.
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How did she know that?
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Fire lasers!
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Laser technology is
not advanced enough yet
to inflict any real damage.
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She's using facts and figures
to deflect our attacks!
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Allow me to teach you
another lesson.
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(electricity crackles)
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(all screaming)
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(groans) her knowledge
is too powerful.
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We don't stand a chance.
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(laughing)
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This is like shooting fish
in a barrel.
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The only way
to fight knowledge
is with ignorance.
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Raven: But i do not seethe fish or the barrelsanywhere.
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(groans)
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It is an expression, fools!
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I mean destroying you
will be a piece of cake!
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I like the cake.
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(echoing) may i have
the strawberry flavor?
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(groaning)
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(grunts)
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I'm just trying
to put a little style
into what i say.
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Defeating you
will be a breeze.
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Breeze?
Do you need the coat?
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(screaming)
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It's working.
She's weakened!
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Fire away, robin!
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00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,798
I've got one last
fact for you!
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The titans win
100% of the time!
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00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,237
Wait, is that true?
(screams)
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00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,948
How do you feel, star?
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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:21,353
I feel as if a thousand
glinkglats are dancing
on my glipnorp.
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00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,225
-She's back!
-Oh, yeah!
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00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,426
Yes!
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I'm sorry, star.
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00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,631
I shouldn't have used magic
to cure your ignorance.
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00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,933
I should have taken
the time to teach you
the old-fashioned way,
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With books and calculators
and protractors
and more books...
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Boys: (screaming) bummer!
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