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(opening theme playing)
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(video game playing)
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(glass shattering)
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Titans, crime is afoot!
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I always thought
crime was a leg, bro. What!
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No, man.
If crime was anything
it would be a hand.
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-Oh!
-(screeching)
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(both chuckling)
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Not another word from you two.
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(chuckles) crime is a leg.
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-Good one.
-Pay attention!
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There has been a rash
of crimes in and around
jump city.
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And the only possible way
to stop them is...
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(tsking)
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A stakeout.
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(grunting)
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Ooh, what is the stakeout?
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Only the best way
to fight crime, star!
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♪ stakeout!♪ hidin' out in cars
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♪ stakeout!♪ pizza, chocolate bars
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♪ stakeout!♪ stayin' up real late
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♪ stakeout!♪ puke up what you ate
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♪ stakeout!♪ it's just what we do
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♪ stakeout!♪ shaggy, scooby doo
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♪ stakeout!♪ spot a creepin' dude
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♪ stakeout! ♪♪ bust the creepin' dude ♪
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Stop! It is none of
those things, star.
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Criminals have secrets
and it's our job
to ferret them out,
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Through surveillance.
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Secrets? Who has secrets?
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This is going to be
a two man operation.
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Minus one man, plus one woman.
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The man, handsome, strong,
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Intense, great hair.
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The woman,
innocent, beautiful,
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And in need of guidance.
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Both: We're in!
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(screaming)
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No, no, no! You are not in.
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You two are terrible
at stakeouts.
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I see you.
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(croons) I see you, too.
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(chomping)
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Beast boy: I still see you.
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Also, there is no stakeout.
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What?
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The "stakeout" is just
a way for me to be
alone with starfire.
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The only crime tonight
will be the theft of a kiss,
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Stolen by me,
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From starfire, on my face,
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Right here.
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Okie dokie.
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Why don't you just
ask her out,
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On a date?
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I have explored that option.
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Hey, starfire,
you want to go on a date?
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No, thank you.
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A stakeout will be perfect.
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By the end of the evening,
lips on lips
will be happening.
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Congratulations, starfire.
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You have been
selected for your keen
observational skill
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And strawberry scent.
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-Let's go.
-Hurray!
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Dude, is it true?
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Are we bad at stakeouts?
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Yes and everything else.
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-Hey, where are you going?
-None of your business.
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Man, girl has so many secrets.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Stakeout!
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Okay, star,
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There are three rules
to a classic stakeout.
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Rule one, locate a den
of criminal activity.
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-(owl hooting)
-(crickets chirping)
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What crimes would
occur here, robin?
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Crimes of passion.
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(shivers)
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Rule two,
indirect observation.
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Use a reflective surface
to observe your surroundings.
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A mirror, a car window,
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My eyes.
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Rule three, I love you.
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What was the rule three?
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Concealment.
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Observe without
being observed.
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Now, keep looking
into my eyes.
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(gasps) I see something
in the eyes.
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Robin: Is it a house,
picket fence,
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Two point five kids,
a yard, cocker spaniel,
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Dinner parties on the weekend
with friends?
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Starfire: No! It's shiny!
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Could this be the clue?
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-Mmm, not likely,
back to rule two.
-(shattering)
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The eyes.
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(gasps)
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(straining)
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(raven screams)
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No, it's happening again.
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If the others
knew my secret...
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Ooh, did you hear that?
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Her secret must be
so embarrassing.
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Then it can only be
one thing, bro.
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A secret crush.
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And it's probably you.
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(clears throat) no doubt.
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That's what she was
writing in that diary.
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(clears throat)
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Dear diary,
beast boy is so handsome,
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I wanna kiss his pretty face.
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(both chuckling)
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I can't wait to read
the juicy details.
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Hmm, the words are moving.
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Oh!
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(buzzing)
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You're holding it
upside down, dummy.
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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I never knew the steak house
was made for stakeouts.
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And for make outs.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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I am learning
so much from you, robin.
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But are we not
breaking rule three?
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The concealment.
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It's called,
hiding in plain sight.
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But I get it,
you want to go somewhere
we can be alone.
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I do.
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But first, you must excuse me
while I put on my face.
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Oh, yes!
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Lips to lips
is finally happening!
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-Starfire: I am ready!
-(screams) what?
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Why, hello.
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I am the jeff.
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Ta-da!
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Nice to meet you.
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Rule three, the concealment.
(giggles)
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Look what the jeff has found.
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Pom, pom, pom!
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Come, robin.
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Crime is the foot.
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-(coughing)
-(buzzing)
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Man, we spend all that
time in her room
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And we didn't find out
if I was her secret crush.
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-(spits)
-it is because
we went in cold.
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Then let's warm it up, bro.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Stakeout, uh!
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-(dings)
-double stakeout, uh-uh!
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Both: Stakeout, stakeout,
uh-uh-uh!
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We're ready to go back in.
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Another one.
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It was buried under
the discarded corn chowder.
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(gulps)
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(sniffing)
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(sighs) what have I done?
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Your strawberry scent
is gone forever.
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The trail of these
unnatural crystals
is no coincidence.
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(sighs) I have to come clean.
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-Starfire...
-(whispers) robin.
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The concealment. (mock coughs)
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I am the jeff.
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Indirect observation.
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(groaning)
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Jeff, you have corn
in your mustache.
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-(door closes)
-did you see that?
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The crime's afoot-ing.
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Listen, star.
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The only crime
is I haven't been honest...
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Dr. Light?
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Robin, welcome,
come in, come in.
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What evilness are you
up to this time, dr. Light?
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Evilness, no!
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Crystal chandeliers.
It's a passion of mine.
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One can't be evil
all the time.
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Chandeliers of death.
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What? No, no, no.
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It's the art of light.
Come, let me show you.
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I call this one,
the pain of defeat.
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And here we have,
foiled again.
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And this is one
of my personal favorites,
I'll get you next time.
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And this one,
I just call, titans.
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(licking)
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You see the colors,
they match your outfits.
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Crystals of crime.
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Who's the new guy?
Seems a little unhinged.
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I am the jeff.
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Robin: Chandelier death rays!
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Ha!
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Ooh, crushed by
the pain of defeat.
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You'll pay for this, jeff.
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The world can never
see this part of me.
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Man, why doesn't she
want anyone to know
she likes me?
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Because it sounds
like she's got it bad
for you, bro.
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(hoarsely)
I must cleanse myself
of darkness.
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Azarath metrion zinthos.
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(screams)
I can't see anything.
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And I can't hear anything
over the cries from these
lost souls.
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(wailing)
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Bro, our stakeout's
on the line.
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(grunting)
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(both scream)
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(both scream)
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Dude, we missed it?
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Na-uh, I snapped a photo.
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We'll know exactly
what her secret is.
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That's a picture of me, cy.
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You know what that means.
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-Bro, she is crushing
so hard on you, bro!
-(chuckles)
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Both: We are stakeout kings!
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(upbeat music playing)
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Starfire:
What a thrilling adventure.
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My first stakeout
was a great success.
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You know it's funny, I brought
you out here tonight
to trick you into kissing me.
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-What?
-But instead,
I learned a lesson.
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It took your jeff disguise,
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And the smell of rancid
corn chowder for me
to realize it,
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But besides being kind,
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Sweet and the love of my life,
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You are a great detective.
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You tracked dr. Light
to his lair
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Using all three rules
to a classic stakeout.
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I'm proud of you.
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I could not have
done it without
your guidance, partner.
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-Robin?
-Yes?
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New rule!
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-You do not mess with
the jeff!
-(explosion)
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