Original subtitles

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance

Shinjite iru nomiracle romance

Just when I thought I could be alone

with Mamoru in the virtual reality theater,

why did everyone else show up too?

Dad, Shingo, Natsumi and on top of that, a Cardian!

I can't stand it anymore!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Usagi!

How long are you gonna sleep?!

Get up!

Today's a day off!

What are you saying? It's such a nice day!

Your dad and Shingo got up long ago and left already.

No, I'm so sleepy! Mom, you're so mean!

Oh, boy...

Usagi's Crisis! The Tiara Doesn't Work

Usagi's Crisis! The Tiara Doesn't Work Usagi's Crisis! The Tiara Doesrt Work

Usagi's Crisis! The Tiara Doesn't Work

The Doom Tree didn't gather as much energy as I thought.

It's all because of those sailor warriors.

The Doom Tree is the source of our life.

If the Doom Tree dies, so will we.

Ali...

Virtual Reality Theater Now Open in Juban Shopping District

Virtual Reality Theater Now Open in Juban Shopping District "Virtual reality theater, now open in the Juban Shopping District."

"Virtual reality theater, now open in the Juban Shopping District."

It could be a great place for the Cardian to collect human energy.

Let us go out on the town, Ali...

...in search of fresh energy.

Virtual Reality Theater Now Open in Juban Shopping District

Virtual Reality Theater

Virtual Reality Theater So, that's the vertical reel something, something...

So, that's the vertical reel something, something...

The virtual reality theater!

I know that! It's just like a gigantic arcade.

At the arcade, I was known as the "Goblin Queen".

Now, I have to show off my skills!

I invited Rei and everybody, but it looks like they're not here yet.

They're all couples here...

Let's go home, Luna. It's just a war game anyway.

That's why it's good! You don't remember how to be a warrior at all,

so this is the best place to develop a combative spirit!

No, no, no!

But if I could be with Mamoru, I would think about it.

Hey, Luna!

I bet you actually know how to restore Mamoru's memory, don't you?!

Tell me! Will this help, Luna?! How's this and this and this!

Just because you're not with a boyfriend,

doesn't mean you should take it out on your cat.

Oh...

If you don't have anyone to date,

why don't you go to the library

like a normal junior high student, dumpling head!

How dare you! I do have someone to date!

Oh, well, excuse me.

End of Line Current Wait 60 Minutes

End of Line Current Wait 60 Minutes What's this? He's also going in by himself.

What's this? He's also going in by himself.

That means this is my chance!

All right! I won't give up until I win! Let's go!

Why can't she be that tenacious when she's fighting?

Sir, please get in line!

What are you doing?! Why should I date somebody like you?!

Hey! Don't be so stuck up!

Quit pestering girls.

It's pitiful.

What did you say?

Damn it!

Mamoru! You saved me!

Thank you! I shall never forget this!

To show my appreciation, I shall spend the day with you!

What?!

Hold it! Mamoru! What?!

Hold it! Mamoru!

Natsumi, what are you doing?

Seijuro...

Oh, Miss Usagi!

Seijuro, this is Mr. Mamoru Chiba.

He will be joining us today.

Oh, no, I didn't...

In that case, I shall accompany you as well!

Miss Tsukino!

Natsumi!

This is not a game!

It will be better this way because we will not stand out.

But I don't know.

Let's go! This way!

Well, I guess this turn of events isn't too bad.

Hey! Get in line!

You guys are cheating!

Special VIP guests, welcome.

I'm so lucky! Let's go, Mamoru!

Usagi! I can't believe this.

Luna!

Oh, here they are.

Go!

What is this?

Oh! I'm so scared, Mamoru!

Excuse me! That is very unladylike of you! Oh! I'm so scared, Mamoru!

Excuse me! That is very unladylike of you!

It was just an accident!

Usagi?!

Huh? Dad! Shingo!

Why do you get to come here with Dad by yourself? Shingo!

Leave me alone! You can't play high-tech games anyway!

Don't just assume that!

Seijuro...

Oh, it was just an accident.

Excuse me...

Usagi.

I trust you. Remember, I trust you!

You know...

Virtual Reality Theater

How long do we need to wait?

As they say, "Everything comes to he who wants."

It should be, "Everything comes to he who waits."

The cool schoolboy superhero, "Sneakers Shingo"!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Dad, we did it!

Yeah!

I wonder if Usagi's doing okay?

Wow, I hit it!

See? See? See? See?

Dad!

And Dad said he trusted me.

I have no other choice, or else it would look suspicious.

Wow! Both of them are so cool!

Just as I thought, he's good. Wow! Both of them are so cool!

Just as I thought, he's good.

Okay, me too then!

My, you are so good!

Such barbaric games are not to my taste, you see.

Really? But winning is what gives everything meaning.

You are so honest to admit defeat from the start.

What did you say?!

Ouch!

Oh, we could stay like this longer, if you prefer.

I'm sorry, but I'll decline.

You can't win someone's heart by being so pushy.

I agree completely! Mamoru, you're the man!

Oh! No!

Dumpling head! Oh! No!

Dumpling head!

A girl like you with no sense of direction will just get lost!

Love is something you take by force. Right?

Oh, my body needs more energy, I'm afraid I can't go on anymore.

That's why I told you this is not a game!

Please don't say it like that.

It's time to commence our operation!

Virtual Reality Theater

Ten more people.

Please pick the best Cardian for this place!

Come forth, Cardian Hell Ant!

Ant! Ant! Ant! Hell Ant!

It's like we're walking in circles.

Where is Usagi? Where did she go?

What could that be?

Ant! Ant! Ant!

Ant!

Wonderful.

It looks so real!

Doesrt it look too realistic?

Ant!

Ant!

Darn it! Darn it! Darn it! Darn it!

It must be a special talent to be able to miss this many targets.

Wow! You're so cool!

Let's go, dumpling!

If I play, I want to get the highest score!

This is it! It has to be like this!

Okay! Let's go!

I'm so happy.

Sis! Sis!

Sis!

Shingo! Why did it have to be you?! Go away!

Sis, Dad's in trouble!

What's wrong?

Something's wrong with the monsters! What's wrong?

Something's wrong with the monsters!

Even when I shoot them, they don't disappear,

and the people are collapsing!

What?!

Okay, you guys stay here!

Mamoru!

Wait!

I'll show you where he is! My dad's in danger!

Okay!

Shingo! Okay!

Shingo!

I'm a man! Sis, you stay here!

What? What does he take his sister for?!

Just when everything was going so perfect!

No, now's not the time for that!

Okay, the next two, you may enter now.

Three more to go.

V- Theater

Virtual Reality Theater

Ant!

I'm not interested in your life. Just relax and rest for a while.

Ah! Ouch!

Dad!

Ant!

Shingo!

Damn monster!

Ant! Ant!

Shingo, run!

Ant!

Shingo!

It's a parent's duty to protect his beloved child!

Come on, monster!

Ant!

Dad!

Ant! Ant!

Moon Prism Power Makeup!

Hell Ant, go easy on him.

Ant.

Please don't try to fight.

Stop right there!

Sailor Moon!

You've hurt everybody I care about...

Even if you apologize, I won't forgive you!

I'm a sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Shut up! You're getting in my way!

Hell Ant, crush her!

Ant!

Moon Tiara Action!

No way! My tiara...

I don't know who you are, but if you're gonna fight, fight!

Even in this uncertain world, a beautiful flower of love blooms.

Who are you?!

I am the gusty white wind that paints the darkness.

I am Moonlight Knight.

Sir Moonlight Knight!

What? But...

Another weird one's shown up.

I thought Mamoru was Moonlight Knight.

I respect your courage,

but it is not an opponent normal humans can defeat!

Stay back.

A truly brave man does not start a fight,

but if provoked, he will finish the fight!

Ant!

Sir Knight!

Bubble

Spray!

Fire

Soul!

It seems like we made it just in time.

Everyone... Mercury...

My tiara doesn't work anymore!

Calm down, Sailor Moon.

The tiara? No way!

Sailor Moon, pull yourself together.

Venus...

We will be your opponent in place of Sailor Moon!

Crescent

Supreme

Beam!

Thunder!

Cleansing!

We will get back at you for this!

Excellent work!

Sailor warriors,

Exit

Exit even when fighting, the brilliance of your friendship shines beautifully.

Exit Adieu.

Exit

So, that's Moonlight Knight.

Who in the world are you people?

What's going on?!

Oh, no! Are you all right?

You okay? Oh, no! Are you all right?

You okay? What's going on?

What's going on?

Hey, hang in there!

You there, are you okay?

Ouch! That hurts!

That's what you get for leaving me at home

and going off to have fun.

But I still can't believe that was caused by computer problems.

I can't use my tiara anymore,

and it turns out Mamoru is not Moonlight Knight.

I'm so confused! What should I do?!

Usagi...

Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai

Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy

ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni

Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no

Tsun to itai mune no oku de

Koi ga mezameru wa

Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne

Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne

Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne

Dakara kitto ririshiku

Naritai mono ni naru yo ne

Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne

Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne

Dakedo kitto ririshiku