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What is this?

Oh, damn!

My goats!

Oh, virgin bitch...

what the hell?

Oh, fuck...

what the hell is that?

Hello Human.

I come in peace.

Oh, Holy Virgin!

Sorry human...

My Psyonic translator is not working properly.

Put down your Martian gun and go back to your planet.

We have enough aliens here.

If you move, I'll kill you!

The fate of humanity, is in your hands.

Let me try to deliver my message to you in a way...

"psycho-telepathic".

I've seen movies, don't take me for a fool.

I know what you do with your big fingers.

Don't touch me, faggot!

No...No...

Welcome to Picardy.

Take your bible and get out!

Hello Mr. Moulinet!

Hallelujah...

my brothers and sisters.

Jesus died for your sins and your salvation.

Repent!

For the end of time is near

and only the righteous will be saved.

To be saved, there are not 36 solutions.

Certainly, there is prayer,

but nothing will do, to protect you,

than one of my tricks or one of my potions,

from the distant of Africa.

Young people...

are you interested?

Is your thing high?

Not really. I mean...

How shall I put it?

If you take a lot of them,

certainly.

Hey... you little bastards.

My money!

Hey, jigaboo!

- Come here so I can talk to you. - Oh, officer.

What the hell are you doing here?

Don't you know that we already have a priest to preach here?

I'm trying to make my modest contribution...

That's it! Stop your bullshit with your phony accent!

You can't fool me.

Tell me...

Didn't you have to stop handing out this kind of ass torch?

Yes, officer.

Go on, get out of here!

Move it!

Sorry, sorry!

I'm tired of this job...

"Get involved in piracy" they said, you bet...

All I do is act like a maid.

Who is this?

Hello, old branch!

Oh, Zyplok!

I've got a lot for you!

- You do? - Yes!

Tell me about it!

I intercepted a communication from an Atarian ship.

Two of their emissaries disappeared during a prevention mission.

These pacifist assholes care a lot their fellow human beings very much.

So if you get them back before your employer

or the Aterians themselves...

Tell me more!

You can get a good ransom for it to the Atarian authorities!

Are you interested?

I'm finally going to prove to the others that I can do something else

than cleaning up shit!

I have transmitted their coordinates to you on your tele-transmitter

But just think of my percentage when you get the money, okay?

No problem!

Perfect! See you soon, buddy!

Ah, finally!

I get the glory! I get the bonus!

Watch out for the Earth! Zeyd the bounty hunter is coming.

Captain! In case you realize it, I'm resigning!

Abel!

If I see you digging again in the mass grave,

you're going to get a shovelful in the face!

What are you doing here?

- Look what I found. - But hide this from me.

You want us to get arrested by the cops?

I will learn... to respect the dead.

Come quickly.

It's to pay Mary.

Let's go... Let's go back to camp.

Here's to your lazy asses.

Damn! Good thing it stopped rain. It's a pain in the ass.

How did we get the other jerk.

Go for it! Pass me the thing we stole from him. Give it to me!

Oh, yeah!

Ah hell...

but it's disgusting... plus it's not doing anything.

What is this shit?

- Pass me the joint. - Here, here...

- Oh, that's good weed! - Yeah, man.

And wait and see when the mushrooms take effect.

HEALING MEDIUM Dr. Samuel Diakité

And you manage to make money with that?

The end of the world! It's all bullshit.

And then nobody believes in this bullshit.

It's written in the bible.

Believe in the word of God.

The end of the world is near. The Apocalypse is coming!

We have to prepare ourselves. More,

me and my friend,

we preach the word of God throughout our beautiful France.

I help him to distribute the flyers.

Ah! Long live the benefits and the girls of joy!

Right, chick?

Are you in shape?

Yeah!

On the other hand,

Next time I'll be the one who's going to be on top.

Whose turn is it?

Forget about Nanard, he's dead!

And you,

Would you like to have a little sex?

I've got some time left.

I'll give you a wholesale price you and your friend.

Fornication is sin!

It's not right.

Leave it to me, I'll take good care of it.

No, he's disabled, he can't do it anymore.

Far from us the caresses of the temptresses of Babylon.

It is time for you to return to the right path, Woman!

Or the wrath of heaven will fall on you.

Oh, Holy Mother of God!

Look at that...

It's the end of the world

Oh, fuck, man.

Here's something else. What the hell is that?

You,

you start playing tricks on me.

There's a comet...

with a long tail!

But not as big as mine.

Oh, boy...

What's that?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Ah, that's better!

To your health, Nanard

What's that big shit?

What's that big mussel?

Probably something from space?

I don't like it.

It's disgusting.

Maybe...

but there may be a way to make some money.

Mimil! Mimil!

What's wrong with you Mimil?

What's wrong with you?

Ah my Mimile!

Mimile!

- My beautiful suckling pig! - What?

Oh, my God!

We have to get out of here.

NO HUNTING ALLOWED

Ah!!!

It's not possible!

Not my beautiful city of "Ham"!

Oh, no.

I haven't even finished infecting...

...what am I saying here.

Uh... to perform...

...half my term.

Oh!

Oh no, my voters...

Father Toukoula...

Father Toukoula!

Come on...

Goodbye, Mrs. Jampir.

Thank you young man.

Come back sometime...

... before you settle down.

Oh, what the hell?

Leave me alone. I have to go to Bingo.

But leave it!

Is it wrong to attack people like that?

Oh, shit. Sorry, sir!

Are you okay, sir? Sorry, sir.

Oh, for crying out loud!

It's everywhere...

Oh, it's everywhere...

Old lady Jampire... She tried to bite me.

With her walker...

Calm down, calm down... Come on, calm down.

All that's left is to call the president.

- Is this okay? - Do you know... the president?

Yes, I know him. Just look in the...

...in my notebook.

Here you go. The president... Ah, here it is...

Hello, Sir...

... I take my phone. Then the number...

... ...1...22

Oh, I'm so hard.

Ah.. ah.. ah.. oh.. oh..

Oh shit, shit!

Who is this?

This is...This is Philippe Rougeard

You know, the mayor of "Ham", do you remember?

We had a couple of beers at the agriculture show.

How did you get this number?

Mr. President, you gave it to me, remember.

You have to help me, my commune is under attack.

Go fuck yourself.

Leave me alone.

I have a lot of government business,

very serious things to do.

Mr. President, it's not about that.

Things have fallen from the sky.

People started to attack and eating each other....

you have to help me, Mr. President.

Please. Please...

Send me the army! Do something!

That you drank. You are drunk. What's that?

These stories of little men that fall from the sky?

It's not an army I'm going to send you,

I'm going to send you an ambulance for the insane asylum.

You are crazy.

Oh but you didn't hear, but he's not happy.

Shut up! Shut up!

Shit!

He hung up.

We're screwed, he won't help us.

Oh, no.

But I thought he was your friend.

But Monique. You know that in politics, there are no friends.

Let's go, let's go!

Are you thirsty? I'm thirsty.

Now that's good, it's merlot.

Look at Monique

You'll see. It'll get better

But you are so heard.

This will do you good. Here, Monique.

Come on, have a drink... Monique. We're toasting.

The eyes in the eyes. That's it!

It feels good. Monique... You know

Oh, but calm down Monique...

This will relax you. It'll relax you.

You're very tense.

At the rate things are going. You know...

We're going to have to repopulate the area...

Eh, Monique... Oh, yes...

There's no more wine, go get some!

Wait a second... There's the priest... Who...

Who eats the children of the heart.

Ah, it's better than fucking them!

He bit them on the neck...

They fall down on the floor.

One of them gets up.

He attacks the Postman.

He bit, he chases him...

...and the other one got up too.

The two children are chasing the Postman.

What's up? Are you drunk?

Oh no, I'm not drunk.

Here come the cops

and the firemen.

They attack the firemen.

What's that?

What's this nonsense?

Excuse me. I'm looking for one of my fellow creatures.

He's about this tall. He disappeared last night.

Have you seen him?

What the hell is this nonsense? The Martian speaks our language.

Answer me. I am in a hurry.

Look, it doesn't even have antennas.

Hey, say...

you're not going to stick us something up our ass, are you?

They are really too stupid, these humans.

Oh! My weapons!

My weapons!

No way! My ship...

What a bummer!

What's that?

But yes! The tele-transmitter!

Not everything is ruined!

Take me to the Ambassador.

Get out of there!

You'll see how it feels to rape my goats.

And it was a good one!

Bunch of degenerates of drug addicts!

Fucking monk...

Extra terrestrial.

Vermin!

Cannibal goat rapists.

What's it going to be now? The IRS?

It's not far away!

Ambassador, I come as a friend.

Ambassador, let me go!

Here, eat!

Ah, for crying out loud...

What's up? Are you still walking?

What? What?

Oh yeah? By where?

Here we go!

Dough! Dirt! Dirt!

So, will you bring me this wine?

What's wrong with you? With what's going on outside?

Come on, hurry up.

Unbelievable!

There's someone knocking the door.

I'm going to see if anyone needs help.

What's that?

Hello Mr. Postman.

Postman?

huh?

But what are you doing?

But he doesn't fuck you you anyway?

What the hell are you doing there?

Hey... oh!

So...

So... and my wine... Oh...

Ouch... He bit the Postman.

What's going on?

The red wine.

You're the one who's going to serve me red wine.

I'm going to exorcise them!

You, come with me.

Hey, priest...

Take your bible and get out!!!

Vice and immorality,

have provoked the wrath of God.

Who are you?

Watch out! There! Look!

Sorry Linnea, I can't do anything for you...

My turn...

The microphone.

Citizens...

And citizens... And yes...

The situation is serious.

We drank merlot,

but it's still serious...

Evil has struck!

Our life has much worse than all these relocations and...

Know that...

Oh... She's fallen.

The municipality is here to protect you.

Like your Mom...

Your mother. Uh... Your mayor.

And there, by your side... in adversity,

that's something, adversity.

But but but...

since it's the end...

I want to offer you...

these last words of comfort

and then deliver you the bottom... and the bottom of what?

Oh yes! To give you the bottom of my thoughts.

Dear voters... Dear voters...

know that if in my eyes some of you

are just a bunch of people on welfare

and only good for collecting welfare.

I love you!

Yes, I love you anyway because you are...

you were naive enough to vote for me.

Look...

I'll clean "Ham"!

Yes, with slices of ham from the family...

and victorious.

And Monique...Nique... Nique...

Oh, my God!

This is a sign that was meant for me.

What's that?

We're not going to be far from Marcelle's cemetery...

A crazy old woman

who wants to offer a last home for the local bums.

Cemetery?

Take me there.

It's not far!

Tell me where he is! Ah!

He's in there! Forward!

Oh... There you are. Ambassador Number Two?

Oh no! He's dead too!

Curses!

Great! He's worthless dead!

What should I do now?

Go back to the ship clean the toilets?

No way!

But yes! It seems that it grows back if I plant it!

Forward "Tchac"! Ahahah!

What the hell are you doing here you bastards!

Get out of my graveyard!

You wouldn't shoot a a holy man... Madam?

It's those bastards that's chasing us...

So we want to keep company of our friends?

Deliver us from evil...

Give us the strength to fight...

I was really itching for this one.

Come to Mary. Dirty sons of bitches.

To the food!

Get out!

Good job old lady!

You'll see what it costs to take...

to Ludo... "The king of French fries".

Here's something else!

Hey! Don't stay there, it's dangerous... Come on.

They are hot. What's wrong with them?

It must be because of the stuff falling from the sky.

Oh, is your mess over there? It's closed.

Maybe you're thirsty? Here you go.

A monkey shouldn't drink.

Maybe you're hungry?

Oh, you're hungry.

You're going to try Ludo's fries, the best fries in the world.

What? Food? For free?

You're going to taste this.

This is the "Ham" fry.

This is the best thing you've ever eaten, man.

Try it!

Yummy...

Do you understand this?

How do you like them? Are they good? You're enjoying it.

It's good the Ludo's fries, they are the best.

What's your name?

My name is Ludo, Ludo.

What's your name? What's your name?

But... Lola!

I left my Lola all alone. Come on, we have to get Lola.

We can't leave her like this.

Let's go....

I'm not good at eating.

It's clear, you smell like a tree.

What's wrong with you? Aren't you happy?

Bitch!

You'll pay for this. I'll be back.

I'll come back and I'll eat your old ass full of varicose veins.

We can't stay here and end up as zombie food.

You guys do what you want, I'm staying here.

- Listen... - This is not the time!

Well, say it again. Come on, come on!

First of all, these things are not zombies.

There are ancestral rituals to bring the dead back

to life to bring the dead back to life.

Now he's going crazy.

Listen, you idiot.

I've spent most of of my life

providing a decent grave for the homeless.

So that they are not numbers in those fucking mass graves.

It's not so that a crazy guy like you who thinks he's Jesus,

has just defiled their memory by desecrating their graves.

Listen, Madam.

Don't trust me. Let me do it.

Ah, the bastards...

Come on, at this point.

Thank you.

Lola... Daddy's coming. Lola!

Oh, my Lola.

You have to go away.

Go away, Lola.

Oh, my Lola. Huh...

Come and give a kiss... Give Daddy a hug.

They're bad guys, you know.

Don't stay there. Okay, Lola.

Don't just stand there, baby.

How touching...

Forgive me, Lord Jesus,

but you are really not of much use

to solve this problem.

I'm going to call on those who really know how to do it.

"Damballa"

"Ti malice"

Resurrection!

That the souls will go from those dead whose rest has been disturbed,

reintegrate their bodies and obtain vengeance.

"Ade due Damballa"

Give me the power.

"Ade due Damballa"...

"Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte".

"Secoise entienne mais pois de morte".

"Morteisma lieu de vocuier".

"de mieu vochette".

Abel!

Sam? Where are you?

Don't you have anything else to offer us?

You should have stayed in bed, old man.

What?

You coward.

Come on... Come to me, little children...

Come on... Come on...

I'll eat your face.

Forgive me, God.

Forgive me!

Forgive me!

They are alive...

Alive!

I'm gonna have to eat you, Forrest...

Let an impure blood... Water our furrows...

Well, then?

Don't we say thank you?

Oh, my head!

Oh, I must have been dreaming.

It's you again!

Hey, you out there.

Wake up, Drunkard!

What's this now?

Go over here.

Hurry up.

Oh, is there anyone there?

Is there anybody alive down there?

In general, when a voice comes to you from somewhere,

there is someone in that somewhere.

That's not wrong.

Can you move that stele?

Yeah...

Do you have a shovel?

So you're going to move your fat guard ass

and you do what you have to do to get me out of here.

Is that not possible?

I have to go home, I'm going to bed.

I'm going to take sick, here!

Help me...

Get me out of here.

But will you shut up?

Let me out.

Come back, damn it.

Are those your friends from the zoo? Have they come to pick you up?

- What the hell... - Where is the ambassador?

That's... It's not what you think, Captain.

What are you talking about? Give me the bag!

Come on! Faster than that!

Hurry up!

Are you kidding me?

An Aterian doesn't grow back when you plant it!

You're really too... Argh!

- Well, I'm the captain. - No, I'm the Captain now!

I've been part of the crew longer than you...

Let me be the captain

and I'll make beautiful poops every day for your sandwiches.

You stupid bastard! You ruined my beak!

- Keep your shit, motherfucker! - Oh, this is gonna suck!

Don't move!

But where are you going?

I'm going to get us out of here.

- Hey! Where are you going? - Ciao, suckers!

Oh my God, we're going to die!

What's this now?

A duck?

- Oh... Ziplok! - Yeah, right, buddy!

You have to bot that I diverted your teleportation to my bar!

Ktul's cargo ship has been intercepted by the militia.

What? The militia? What the hell?

Well, where we are now?

You're okay!

The Atarians have given the order to sanitize the infected area...

Do you know what that means?

What's that?

Oh, this? That's nothing! A native.

He saved my life, but...

I swear to you... He's not contaminated!

It better be!

In the meantime, we place a psychotranslator on him.

I don't understand anything his gibberish!

Then we'll see what we do with him.

Oh, I've got an idea...

Hey, kid!

Hey, guard!

Do you have any booze?

I haven't had a drink since 1825.

I'm really a bit of a natural...

these living people.

Sam... I smashed them...

Abel... You can see that this is not the time.

Do not be afraid, they will not harm you.

- What do you know? - Abel never did anything to you.

What?

Abel shows them.

Abel is my best friend.

When he was hit by a truck, I couldn't stand it.

So I tried an ancestral ritual on him ritual I inherited from my grandmother

Michel.

Michel ?

Is it you?

It's disgusting...

Others might come back. We have to get out of here.

No, I don't want to leave them anymore.

Now that we're together, I'm going to continue to take care of them

We could take them with us, it'll be our own army.

She's right, they will need your care.

Me too, by the way.

They are not soldiers. There's no question of that.

Are you sure?

Yes !

Let's go!

See?

Everything is in order,

we can proceed to the sterilization of the area.

Let's go!

What do you mean you don't believe me?

Of course I'm General Foy.

According to my instructions...

I had asked to be transferred to "Ham",

in my family vault, in secret.

And let them replace my body in "Père Lachaise".

by that of an unknown soldier.

Maybe we should go out! No ? Don't you think so?

Listen, kid!

Considering the explosion that took place above, earlier,

I think it's better

that we stay here for a while for a while.

What? What explosion?

Don't look for it...

tomorrow we'll go back up.

You'll help me move the steles

and we can help all these dead people out.

Then we'll make an army

and like that we will liberate the city of "Ham",

from these cannibals from space.

Okay, buddy?

Yes, sir!

So... A French fry and two "Sabacs".

Aren't they a hit my fries?

It wasn't a bad idea to place it here!

Thanks to me, you have the most profitable space bar in the galaxy!

Yeah, they're kicking those yellow things!

We've broken the record again turnover record again this month!

On top of that we have the hottest waitresses in the galaxy.

Let's celebrate, guys.

Okay, the bar is closed.

Oh no, it's not going to start again, right?