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Hey, Aurora, is everything OK?

You were dying while eating a salmon poke,

which is in the top ten of the most mediocre ways to die.

I fell asleep.

Even dying shitting would be more dignified.

I was writing the Grandma Lia video recap.

I want to die after eating.

- There are logistics to be managed. - What logistics?

She's old, she's sitting, she's not moving.

At someone else's funeral, that's how I want to die.

It's not like old people don't have needs.

Or at a wedding... my own.

Put the brakes on, she won't move.

- Fabio, how would you like to die? - I don't care.

How can you not care? You have no aspiration at all.

No passion, You really are switched off inside.

- As long as it's not at the weekend. - Why not?

Because I need to sleep.

You're mediocre.

90'S ADVERTISING

SPOT GRANDMA LIA - MY COOKIES HD

From my kitchen to your home.

Grandma Lia's cookies.

A family tradition.

SMALL FISH

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- I'm Grandma Lia. - Grandma Lia.

I'm Grandma Lia.

Grandma Lia.

Do you remember me?

Do you remember me?

I'm sure you do.

I'm sure you do.

- I have eggs. - I have eggs.

See, Aurora? It's going fine.

She looks like a kidnap victim to me, but if you're happy...

How do you...

Flour.

We'll edit it all together.

- Wholemeal. - Lemeal.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me? Mattinella,

Gelofrutta and Grandma Lia all within 48 hours.

What's wrong with me! I haven't slept in three days.

It makes it better.

Take a day off, have a break, do something...

- Like? - Like, last night,

I saw a really great documentary on mushrooms.

Did you know that mushrooms are a bit like God...

that is, they destroy life but they recreate it...

that is, the mycelium...

Fabio, how long is it since you left the house?

I went to a condo meeting.

Your condo or Martina's?

Well...

- Love of my grandchildren. - Love of my grandchildren.

Fabio, let her go.

And I can't take time off anyway, I have to work.

Sorry, forgive me...

There's no smoking here.

Good.

- Beautiful. - Perfect.

OK, 15 minutes break for everyone.

Well done.

Well done, Marione.

Please, don't screw up.

They're the biggest client we have.

It's the granddaughter, Camilla...

I know, she's a spoiled brat and a bitch,

but nothing lasts forever, except candida.

When Grandma goes, the grandchildren will run the business,

so treat them well, Make them feel like stars,

especially her, the bitch.

Roberta, I can't spend my time babysitting

the grandchildren, I'm managing the project,

I have a lot of other things to deal with.

Is it not clear? With the money they give us...

she throws a ball, you be the golden retriever and fetch.

I'm going to head office, you understand?

- Yes? - Your taxi's here.

Yes, I'll be right there.

I mean it.

All right, the ball thing, the golden retriever, the quote...

I'm kidding you!

I adore you.

What are you doing?

Photographing my feet.

Why?

Nothing, I sold a pair of shoes online,

but the guy I sold them to asked me for pictures of my feet

to see if my feet are the same as his.

I sent my size, which obviously is the same as his,

but he needs these photos because he wants to know

if our feet are similar.

I've been taking pictures since this morning, shooting videos.

The guy is so precise...

- Ciro? - What?

Ciro...

I'll give you a hand.

- Thank you. - It's no problem.

For such a precise person... Go on, spread your toes.

- Spread your toes, curl them... - Is this OK?

Well, Grandma,

how's the day going? Everything OK?

Everything OK?

- I brought you some water. - Water?

- I'll put it here if you need it... - Fabio.

Take me away, I'm tired.

I want to go for a walk.

I didn't understand, what did you say? You spoke?

Grandma, you...

Fabio, what are you doing?

Doing?

Grandma Lia spoke, she said she wants to go for a walk.

- No. - No? Why not?

Grandma Lia doesn't speak.

Grandma Lia only repeats. Right, Granny?

Granny.

You see? 90 years old and still keeping the company going.

My family wouldn't exist without her.

We'd be lost.

- Grandma spoke to me. - Who, Olenna Tyrell?

Really, she was conscious.

Yes, maybe she picked up a sword

and swung it about!

- Are you trying to funny? - Is it not working?

Forget it, really.

OK, I have more important things to worry about...

Look, we have to stop for a moment,

the grandchildren are using her.

This feels like exploiting seniors.

Exploiting seniors isn't even a thing, come on!

Who would exploit a senior? There's nothing to gain from it.

I could set up a good business with seniors.

All right, what do you want to do?

Cancel the shoot, do something crazy, lose the client,

- and then we get our lives back. - I only need seven of them.

Fabio, this is work! Please, do what you have to do.

I have more important things to think about.

Seven seniors, Fabio.

Decent joint mobility, it would be the breakthrough.

You're sick.

Aurora, are you OK?

Yes, Sara, everything's fine. I'm just a bit tired.

I couldn't find you.

A lack of sleep leads to increased blood pressure, hormonal changes,

increased cortisol levels and brain cell death,

resulting in memory loss and inactivity.

You know you can see the trains pass from here?

Every 40 minutes.

Have you ever heard of copywriter's coffee?

No, what is it?

It's simply making a coffee with a mocha

and then using that coffee to make another coffee.

Then use that coffee that comes out instead of water to make another.

And then use that coffee instead of water to make a third coffee.

The first time I drank it a world opened up for me.

I was only looking for somewhere to smoke.

You could use my office.

I suddenly saw everything clearly for the first time, in front of me.

What are we doing? What are you doing, Aurora?

We're in here, slaves to our lives, we're living them.

We've created an entire system of communication

based on appearance, on social climbing.

All these things also prevent us seeing reality for what it is.

We live a simulacrum of reality.

We don't see a true reality, the one that makes us really human.

Sara...

Does it keep you awake?

Yes.

All right, then.

What did I ask her?

She was like her in The Matrix.

- Do you trust me? - Yes, why?

12 messages in only a few hours.

Everyone wants Ciro's feet.

What does that mean?

I opened an OnlyFans account with your feet.

We already have 158 members.

Are you crazy? Why didn't you tell me?

Ciro, with my mind and your feet we'll create an empire.

I don't like it, I don't want people to see me.

See you?

Only your feet.

Only my feet?

You don't understand the service you're offering society.

- What service? - These feet

don't belong just to you, but to me as well.

And to MarcSuperStar, Ilaria DG, Melissa Dream...

- Who are these people? - Your feet are...

like a mother's warm embrace

when you come home after a long absence.

You, like all charitable people,

don't understand how much you're loved,

but, Ciro,

don't be afraid of love.

I don't understand.

With my mind and your feet...

we'll establish an empire.

And then the treasure is yours, you do what I want.

- But... - What you want, Ciro.

- Do you trust me? - Yes.

- Will we get them dirty? - What?

Why do we have to dirty them?

- Is there a problem? - No.

You know, it relaxes me.

- Too much pressure. - I understand you.

I used to be at head office...

Then...

they sent me here.

Here, where?

On the bench?

No.

Thank you very much, but I better not.

I've been on the bench all my life.

Do this, organise that.

The interviews, the shoots.

I wanted to make music,

instead sometimes I feel like I'm a babysitter.

Come on, give me that.

- Everything OK? - Yes, it's quite...

It's quite strong.

Wait, it's gone out.

You're very good.

OK, Grandma, everything OK? How's it going?

It's going.

Grandma, I tried to stop the shoot, but it's not possible,

you have to wait a little longer.

Little longer.

Grandma, please, I don't understand if you're sending me signals

or if I'm going crazy.

The sea...

Fabio...

the sea...

- Where are you going? - I'm taking Grandma Lia for a walk.

- A remake of 'The Intouchables'. - Intouchables.

Fabio, all hell will break loose!

Come on, when did we last go out at lunchtime?

And then Grandma Lia wants to see the sea.

- Aurora won't agree. - Agree about what?

Fabio wants to kidnap the old woman,

to prove to himself

he's still able to take control of his life.

- Life. - Let's do it.

What do we care?

What do we care?

Go, go.

Grandma, I'll take you to see the sea,

- are you happy? - Happy.

Go, Fabio.

When I was little Grandma Lia would take me to the sea.

Some of the meals we had...

God, how I loved to imitate her.

I used to make desserts with the sand.

The sea, the sea.

Look how beautiful it is.

Then we'd go home...

we ate...

and I would put my head in her lap.

The salt was burning my eyes...

and I fell asleep in her arms like that.

How I wish she would die.

In the end Martina and I broke up,

but...

the issue here isn't who leaves or who was left,

that changes nothing.

It's not that you say,

"Ah, I feel good now I left them, I really feel..."

now maybe the other person will be suffering,

but it's not like that, because in the end,

we're all unhappy, Grandma.

It's not even the fact that something ends,

but that another one starts.

All over again... habits,

the smell, because when you're together...

it really creates a new smell.

It's complicated to manage.

I can't do it alone.

I'm afraid of this.

I have no smell on my own.

What do you say, Grandma?

Maybe you're right, Grandma.

Camilla, she's still your grandmother, though!

Do you know how many grandchildren Grandma Lia has in Italy? Millions.

And what are you? A number.

I can't wait to be in charge of the company.

So I can sell it.

Fuck off, cookies.

I hate cookies.

You know how I have breakfast?

At the bar.

As soon as Grandma dies, we can finish with this tradition bullshit.

We can't find Grandma.

Gianluca, get Grandma, we're going.

Ciro, the break's over, we have to go.

- I'm calling Aurora. - What happened to her?

She's buzzing, I don't understand.

This is the best day ever.

We did a good thing today.

Finally Grandma Lia doesn't have to repeat everything.

Ciro, some things can't be repeated.

Like the sea...

You should see how happy she is, sat there.

Contemplating the horizon... remembering who knows what.

- In silence... - Grandma! Oh my God!

Guys! Guys!

She's not moving!

How long has she been sitting contemplating in silence?

She's 180 years old!

Grandma?

She's dead!

Look, Fabio, I really don't know what to say, I'm speechless.

What the fuck were you thinking?

This is absolutely the least professional thing you could do.

- Are your eyes red? - What?

- Have you been crying? - No, I smoked a joint.

I was thinking of something for tomorrow.

As well as the feet why don't we add...

Look, it seems inappropriate talking about it now, sorry.

I'm not in the mood, forgive me...

And I've been thinking... I don't want to take any more photos.

- Why see it as a stigma? - I'm not seeing it as a stigma.

In Berlin sex workers are registered, they pay taxes,

no one judges them because this is a real job.

I don't feel comfortable.

But we have a lot of fans....

If you like it so much, why don't you do it?

I'm not a whore.

Fuck you, Fru.

So everything's going smoothly in the fantastic world of advertising.

Eventually Filippo realised it was better to take some responsibility,

rather than squeezing Grandma to the end.

He even started making cookies.

People say they're good.

Here instead,

two days have passed but we're all sad.

But Grandma...

we all loved her.

The Mastiff, obviously, is pissed off at Greta...

Well, you can understand.

Three days I went away for, three.

You asked me to look after Camilla and I did.

You did a great job, since she's coming here today

to withdraw from the contract, to leave the agency.

She'd have done that anyway, Grandma couldn't live forever.

You helped send the old woman into a coma.

You're a murderer.

Fuck off.

In the good sense.

Ciro and Fru are still pissed off.

Are they doing "the one sits down, the other gets up" thing?

- Yes. - They always make up in the end.

Some loves are too strong to be broken.

Speaking of which, Aurora, you won't guess what happened yesterday.

Fabio gave the keys back to Martina.

Yes, it's over, it's official.

He is finally a free man.

I'm really missing some historical moments.

Anyway, Ale', I wanted to ask you to send me the scripts for the...

You've broken my balls, I won't send you them.

Take these days off, relax.

I can work on it from home.

Let me enjoy these two days without you, we're fine.

- Really. - All right.

- I'm here if you need me, Ale'. - I know.

But now's the time to learn to walk on my own.

Bye, Grandma.

Bye, Grandma.

- Grandma? - Grandma?

Grandma. Guys, Grandma's alive.

She's resurrected.

Unfortunately, it seems Grandma Lia has suffered neurological damage.

In what sense?

She has problems speaking, she can only repeat the last word she heard.

But that's exactly how she was before.

- So, say aaah... - Say aaah...

Camilla's about to sign to leave the agency,

she'll be there very shortly.

I'm sorry about your grandmother.

An extraordinary woman.

I know, I told her I agreed, because without Grandma there was no point.

I'm only saying you still have time to think about it,

we can tear this up.

- I didn't have the courage, OK? - Yes, but Grandma's here now.

We need a plan.

I might have a plan.

Are you really safe? You won't find anything better.

But I need Fru and Ciro.

Sorry, Grandma...

Well done, Grandma.

- She's just been resurrected. - You're right, sorry.

Wait...

Grandma Lia woke up.

She's still able to make the videos, and I can prove it.

How?

Hello, I'm Grandma Lia,

I still have lots of cookies to make.

Gianluca Fru is very sexy.

Is this a joke?

- It's obviously an edit. - Yes,

but that means we can still use her.

Yes!

One last time.

I promise...

that I will treasure all your teachings.

We'll see each other again for the next recipe.

All the best from Filippo

and for the last time from...

Grandma Lia.

Grandma Lia.

Good!

And now we've finished the Grandma Lia ad!

Well done.

Grandma! Grandma!

Well done, Grandma Lia!

It's amazing how many things happened in the two days I wasn't here.

Ah, you weren't here?

I didn't really notice.

Thank you.

I still haven't thanked you.

What are you saying? I should be thanking you guys.

Especially Grandma Lia.

Thank you, Grandma Lia, for everything.

Fabio...

The sea...

She spoke?

So you remember? Do you remember?

Remember?

She doesn't remember, take her in.

Be careful not to let her fall.

- A cookie? - No, thanks, I don't like them.

I'll take the milk because this...

- What's that? - A surprise for Alessio.

No, wait... Eloise... Alessio was dating Eloise, the influencer?

The good news on the face for the campaign...

we're going to have Eloise.

This is an agency where we don't have any secrets, but don't tell anyone about this.

It's a ticket to get home.

I've called you all here today because we have a problem.

Two problems, I'd say.

I was thinking that maybe if I could see now...

we'd be...we'd be quits.

What a bitch! She did it deliberately.

Gianluca Fru is very sexy.

What are you talking about?

Ciro has to take photos of his feet.

What does that have to do with it?

Come on, Ciro, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

We'll become rich.

Fru, you're so handsome.

Subtitles: Issaverdens -Rome