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Do two

things make my holiday easy.

Well what the.

What the fuck is this happy horse shit.

Is I only say how your mother.

No but you're my

mom so what are you doing in my house.

Please you can say hello nicely dear I came to surprise you.

Are you

yes I'm definitely surprised

and and I can't see them in credit be happy to see I mean when have I ever been happy

to see you or I'm gonna ever give up this attitude I mean seriously now but

now that your dad sick like can't you give a little empathy and sympathy towards

family and

I know I feel terribly sick but you know I kind of know why

he's probably sick I mean you kind of make me sick

ah my mom I wasn't even dead for a month.

When he knew hooked up and Mary Lou

here we go again

why do you always want to bring up the past son

the past while you know

you might be through with the past but the past is not there with you.

To

be so particular.

We need to get over this listen

I'm here for one reason and one reason only and I'm here to discuss your father

your poor.

Dying

father

yeah I understand that I've come to terms with it

and you know I've made peace with it.

Do I want to make up with

no yo oh.

No I don't I've said everything I need to say to him

and to be honest with you I'm telling him to kiss your ass is not saying what you

need to say to him how about I love you

you're my dad

I miss you

you know let's make up and forget all the shit it's kind of hard to forget.

Okay be the bigger person

I think I am.

I think I am because you know what this bigger person here the sand in front of you

actually hired

a private detective.

To.

Do a little digging on you.

Mom so what does that mean I have nothing to hide

oh you don't.

You don't know.

You you don't have anything to hide

well.

I mean not really.

So

really

your your former profession.

That's nothing to to

Bury yeah it was apparently gl what's around me were a paralegal that also did a

little bit of

dancing

is that if dancing.

You professional dancer yeah yeah

about

off-Broadway yeah at the kiddie twister

you

you'd probably do in swan lake jk I don't think so.

I know what you do.

Or have done I don't know if you're still doing it

I mean it was probably worse I'm not doing

that it was way before your father away before.

I'm pretty sure that's how he met you

okay he knows what's what what are you being a hypocrite for me like strippers he

likes he's really.

Oh okay well I'll tell you what.

My mom was not a stripper.

Okay

I know that when she was

when she died he he lost his shit.

Yeah god rest her soul thank you

thank you you're willing you at least I know you're not a monster

but still.

Of course I'm not a monster I also know my dad.

I know him very well

and.

And um

you know.

Maybe just maybe all the stuff that my private detective dug up I went ahead and sent

to my dad.

Because I do love him so much care about him

okay so you're trying to send him into an

early grave or something

oh no that was your job

wow.

I can't believe he's lived ten years

not that you haven't milked

you know him real good

you driving a Porsche now but you've got a lambo and in in the garage so.

So what.

Okay okay you're trying to say that I'm like after him for his money or something i'm

not trying to say it at all

and you see there's the thing I don't need his money.

I don't care if he leaves me anything

well

what about me they listen to you guy kinda zombie makeup I will get Jack shit and i'd

observe that I have to put a

new my shah

and your

dad die there's the royal there's the real you I've been waiting for that for a long

time and you know what I respect it

but listen bunny.

Yeah I said bunny.

But

listen.

If you really wanna make money do what I do I raise toy poodles

and I do crypto

that's a lunch that's a lot of fucking bank okay.

Alright

get a job.

You have you have capabilities I do I have

skills you do I know I heard you were quite.

Quite the ah you know skills skills men.

On the poll

while the

real good sounds like you're trying to get something out of me in order to make up

with your dad I mean

just will.

Out already I'm not stupid.

I never accused you of being stupid.

You have to be smart to be able to fuck my dad over like that.

It's a very successful businessman.

Okay said I will admit

those are very nice I get it.

These.

Yeah so what does it do you want for me son

or sell chalets the stepson.

You can call me whatever you want to

me to give you a little dance.

Oh not help you make up with your daddy.

I don't know it's a start.

I mean everybody else got to see it

my dad got to see it.

That's how you got him right yes and that's easy I could do that okay well yeah let's

let show me the goods.

That's super easy.

Just like you.

Oh I'm sorry.

Was that was that rude it's a little slut comment there but

yes.

Oh my god that is a dump truck ass I can.

Never please my dad s and taste I guess oof.

Yeah.

I see it oh my god.

That'll take your mind off things right

it's it's

definitely it's definitely working a little bit but you

a long way to go

come on let's make up.

I'm you know what I'm willing

to listen

if you keep trying.

Listen.

I'm listening make up now.

Or get all of your father's money.

And then maybe.

Me.

Oh you think that's you think that that that I should become.

Your new.

Your new sugar daddy is that what you're saying.

Ooh that's what's kind of nice.

Step fire you just don't you don't seem like the exclusive time kind of girl though

you know sugar come

there for you young and.

I'm a traditional

young

good Jewish boy

alright.

I like women to be monogamous really

you do

you'd like to make a sense yes I know

well you should probably pull those things out because I.

Know

shalom.

We'll be reading the tour later.

You want to see these

yes I do.

These.

These.

Jokes.

Really.

Is what we're calling them now.

Oh me.

My god

Amy nice.

Fish ah.

During you want to play with these fun bags.

The attorney do.

Oh yeah fuck me

I'm not.

Oh my god

hand.

Ridiculous.

They funded squeezy

juicy and.

Poems b.

I should take your mind off things array.

It's definitely working

get you in the mood.

I'm not even I'm not even thinking about coven.

Oh my

god.

The cough is your tits might give me amnesia I don't know it's

it it could be working but the amnesia tidies yes

once again great band name I don't know if we can sell that.

But either way you heard it here first.

Oh my god.

Wow.

I saw the surveillance photos but still this is this is much better.

This is much better in person

so we can help flexible way.

That is an abandoned stretch me out.

I kind of want to watch you do that yeah.

You wearing way too many clothes for a stripper you're you're you're still highly

clothed to remember.

That's my past son that.

A little taste.

Can you give me a hand so I can.

Super me ooh.

Oh yeah very nice.

I do.

See I knew you were a businesswoman I love that you can negotiate.

Using the assets or yes.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Not bad.

For your old mommy.

No not bad at all for any mom.

Shh.

We don't need that anymore Dewey.

I'm not complaining no.

Oh my god.

Shh yeah.

Legacy we get here and one of ours

why.

This is not

this is not going to be.

Thanked easy for me.

Holy.

Okay under there.

You know just.

I've been dying to.

Know what's in these pants for so many years now look at US.

Well um I wouldn't deny

you know such a good mom.

Anything.

I.

Oh my.

Look at this deck.

It's not all the way hard but

definitely.

That's that's that's really your job I'd say no you know

I mean you really want that money don't show yeah.

Most definitely.

Well don't be afraid to work for it so if I suck this cock.

You're gonna make up with your dad.

It's definitely a good start let's see start with this.

Ooh law.

Oh uhm.

Wow.

Oh gosh.

No.

Oh yeah.

I

know.

no.

La.

Oh yeah um.

Oh yeah.

Oh my.

Oh fuck yeah.

Only uncle

Walter my mom

Wow yeah should tactically scalia.

In.

That.

Place no hard for me.

Oh ne.

Nah.

Nah.

Actually.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Loving this.

Yeah.

For

good.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa shit

outta some water so movie.

Naturally

strong.

I have to do right by him re.

Ou you know you wo.

E.

Wow.

It really turned me on to be sucking my steps on clocking up and coming.

Week gosh.

Oh this is super sexy I haven't had a dicken for ever since your dad's been sick ah.

Own.

I need

just as much as.

Anybody does right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Shh.

Shh.

Oh here.

We're going to see my fingers slightly pacy surely yeah shh whoa.

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So without you.

All.

You want to shut that whole.

Oh yeah.

Is that going to make me

slash co.

Sure.

Making cool just.

Saw oh yeah so yeah sure sch oo.

Show yeah shah.

I sure.

Think.

Ooh you better get up on the couch oh my god oh my god who whatever you say or the

boss to that guy yeah.

Just looking at that.

Yeah

is that my.

Lifetime yeah

yeah

Oh it's good.

Yeah.

Change my mind your

yeah.

I think the best kind of mommy.

Yeah.

Oo.

And.

Yes oh

yeah.

They ask

oh my

gosh like that.

Shh.

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Wow.

Oh wow.

Oh yeah haha yes.

Only.

Yeah.

Inkl.

Wow.

Yeah.

Totally.

Folly.

a.

Yeah.

Oh yeah they also gone from just like that.

Oh yeah.

Including.

A.

Oh my god yeah.

Oh gosh.

Gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Chad always wanted to like this.

Yeah.

Song

oh my gosh oh.

Woo.

Ma.

Oh okay.

And the.

Ooh Toronto surgeries.

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Hey.

Oh yeah.

Nah fuck.

god sorry yeah.

Really got shy.

Oh yeah.

Nice pursued.

Fuck yes

going.

Oh yeah.

Wow.

Shh.

Oh really

she.

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Match

law like your heels sz king.

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Fucking yeah.

Oh oh for please.

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off.

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almost.

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Slaughter hurt US.

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Yeah.

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Oh hush.

Shh.

Oh yes.

Oh my

oh my

god.

Oh my god oh.

Oh yeah.

Raleigh work together.

Holy shit e.

okay mom.

You earned your money.

What will make up with dad.

But.

I want to do this more.

Okay.

Please.

Lick that off.

Yeah good

one.

Aw.

Hi.

See at the funeral.