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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:56,041 Sir, this certainly is the best deal I've had in ten years. 4 00:01:56,125 --> 00:01:59,708 This inn has a high-class regular clientele 5 00:01:59,791 --> 00:02:01,125 and many people pass by. 6 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,958 At this price, this deal is a golden opportunity. 7 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,541 Yes, but... 8 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,708 why are they in such a hurry to sell it? 9 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:11,541 Was the police involved? Some kind of scandal? 10 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:12,958 You must be joking! 11 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:16,041 I want the establishment that I purchase 12 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,708 to be a place people come to for high-quality food, 13 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:21,333 and family-friendly atmosphere. 14 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:23,833 - Not a place for hook-ups. - Absolutely not! 15 00:02:23,916 --> 00:02:27,875 The owner is selling because she wants to buy a place in the south. 16 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:30,583 That's why she needs to settle this quickly. 17 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,083 Right. 18 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:36,083 I'd like to see the place for myself. 19 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,375 I'll come with you. 20 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,291 Certainly not. In cases like this, 21 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:41,833 it's best I go as a simple client. 22 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:44,708 Don't tell them I'm coming. I'll have dinner there. 23 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:47,666 Alright, then. You have the itinerary on this map. 24 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,666 - Perfect, thank you. - See you soon. 25 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,041 - Goodbye, ma'am. - Goodbye. 26 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,125 Excuse me. 27 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,083 Hello? 28 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,291 The agency? Yes. 29 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,125 You've found someone? 30 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:06,333 Does he look serious? 31 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,291 He's definitely not an eccentric. 32 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,208 You can trust me, I'm used to this. 33 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:12,666 But careful, no slip-ups! 34 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:16,416 He's the kind to pay attention to every single detail. 35 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,583 He especially hates surprises. 36 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,208 You catch my drift? 37 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,125 Absolutely, Mrs Barjin. You were right to warn me. 38 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:27,416 What's he like? 39 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:43,333 Mrs Sulpice! Drinking wine straight from the bottle? 40 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:45,958 Why not earrings with tweed ! 41 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,041 You've got some bad manners! 42 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,041 Stop tormenting that poor woman. 43 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:55,083 You, Mr Saturday Night Fever, put a sock in it! 44 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:57,250 Are you looking for trouble? 45 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,625 Watch your head, because that perm of yours... 46 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:05,208 Félix! Mr Félix! 47 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,958 Could you come with me a moment? 48 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:08,041 I'll be right there. 49 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:12,875 Asshole! 50 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:15,500 - No way! - Yes, he's on his way now! 51 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,958 You'll have to go above and beyond. 52 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,166 Yes, today's not the day for frozen food. 53 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,333 I'll get changed and go grocery shopping. 54 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:25,625 - Think of our inn in Provence. - You can trust me. 55 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,500 What's going on? 56 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:40,416 That man has no heart. 57 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,916 No, he's got something else! 58 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,791 Seeing how thrilled Boss Lady is, it must be great. 59 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,916 Yeah, right! A car with 100,00 km can fall apart any moment. 60 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:50,750 While new ones can start on their own. 61 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,250 And they let you down on the way! 62 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,208 See you, Jacqueline. 63 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:57,625 Come on. 64 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,500 Claude! 65 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,750 - Two Coulommier cheeses. - Alright. 66 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,125 - The good ones! - Okay. 67 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:07,958 Hello, Ingrid. How are you? 68 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:12,208 - Point your stuff right at the camera. - Yes, sir. 69 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,208 - Do you know your lines? - By heart. 70 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:16,583 Good! Alright, let's get rolling! 71 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:19,166 - You alright? - Yes, fine. 72 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:21,875 Ready? Camera! 73 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,708 - Rolling. - Go! 74 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,250 Bonne Maman jam, take 25, third. 75 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:28,916 Action! 76 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:37,750 From the most beautiful plants of Brittany, we pick the best fruit 77 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,041 to make Bonne Maman jam. 78 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,375 Have Bonne Maman on your table! 79 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,375 Cut! 80 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,500 - How's that? - Great. 81 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:47,833 - Well? - Are we done? 82 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:49,500 Who has the last two shots? 83 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,208 Thanks, François, you're done. 84 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:58,708 You're talented, you know? 85 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,625 You sure do. I might mention you on TV. 86 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:03,250 Although, before I do that... 87 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,041 we should get to know each other. 88 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,291 See you. 89 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:12,166 Right, see you around. 90 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:13,875 Hey, the jam pot! 91 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,791 The pot. 92 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,458 Just a second! Sure, go ahead, take the damn pot. 93 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,916 Okay, we'll shoot number 25 and 26. 94 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,083 François! 95 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,416 - François! - Yes? 96 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:28,625 - You're not eating with us? - Dorothée lent me her car. 97 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,750 I have to bring it back intact, or she'll break up with me. 98 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:35,041 - That would bother you? - After two years, you get certain habits. 99 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,541 Alright, goodbye. 100 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,791 See you soon. 101 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:41,833 You won't get changed? 102 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,833 My clothes are in the car. See ya! 103 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:50,708 Asshole! 104 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,125 Shit! The damn oil gauge is acting up. 105 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:21,416 I'll give that shitty mechanic a piece of my mind. 106 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,833 He'll be hearing from me, that damn bastard! 107 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,958 He told me it worked fine. Wait, how does this work? 108 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,291 They make everything shitty on purpose! 109 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,125 Asshole! 110 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,875 God damn it! 111 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:51,791 I'm going to kill this guy! 112 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,875 I'm going to kill this bastard! 113 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,166 I'm going to kill him! 114 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:06,500 Just look at this dumb-ass! 115 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,333 This dickhead piping my ass, 116 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:12,958 coming from Quimper to crash his car in Yvelines! 117 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:14,166 Hey, moron! 118 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,625 Parking your car in the middle of the street, 119 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:19,291 that's premeditated murder, you know? 120 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,375 That'll get you 20 stitches for sure! 121 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:24,958 I'll give you a good thrashing. 122 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:34,625 I'll sing you the song of Brittany to the beat of "Everybody Hurts!" 123 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,750 That guy's insane! 124 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,541 - Bunch of killers! - The road's all theirs! 125 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:59,916 Sorry about earlier, I was wrong to react that way. 126 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,208 - Maybe I was driving pretty fast. - It doesn't matter. 127 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:06,750 I'm in a hurry. I'm the owner of an inn nearby, 128 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,833 we could do the paperwork there. 129 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,041 - If you like. - I can get you a drink. 130 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,541 - That's nice of you. - Do you have any fuel? 131 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:14,833 I've got a jerrycan. 132 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:17,791 - Could you lend me some? - With pleasure. 133 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:18,875 How kind of you. 134 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,708 - Shall we? - Let's go. 135 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,916 How long is this going to take? 136 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:50,541 Don't get all worked up. 137 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,833 The mechanic's my friend, he'll fix your car. 138 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:54,250 I could take the train, 139 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,333 but I better bring Dorothée's car back. 140 00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:57,541 Let me handle it. 141 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,333 - Antoine! - Yes? 142 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:02,250 - Is Louis here? - Yes. Stay here, I'll go get him. 143 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,583 Thanks. 144 00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:07,791 - So, you do TV commercials? - I'm an actor. There's a big difference. 145 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,208 It comes with benefits. 146 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:10,708 Well, you're a lucky guy. 147 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:13,458 - I might have the best role ever for you. - Oh? 148 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:16,833 The situation's pretty simple: I'm selling my inn 149 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,291 and the agency's found a buyer. 150 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,625 They warned me he's coming to spy on me, 151 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,500 as a client, incognito. 152 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,791 - Really? - Yes! 153 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,333 I'm much sharper than he is! 154 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:30,416 I need you to help me convince him to buy the place. 155 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,916 Really? How? 156 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,041 - Are you an actor or not? - Of course I am. 157 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,625 Then, this should be easy. 158 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:38,958 You'll be an inspector for the Good Stopovers hotel guidebook. 159 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:41,416 - You know it? - Sure, it's the best one. 160 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,583 Great! Think you can handle it? 161 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:46,666 When I accept a role, I transform into the character. 162 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,041 I'm very professional! 163 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,375 - You won't regret it. - Really? 164 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:51,791 I'm not an ungrateful guy. 165 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,208 - Look who's here! Hi, Félix. - How are you? 166 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:55,583 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 167 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:58,500 This man made an unfortunate swerve 168 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,958 and dented his car up a bit. 169 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,625 Could you fix it ASAP? 170 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,125 I'll have to see the damage. 171 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,041 It's not far. If we could go now, that would really help. 172 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,333 I'll go get the tow-truck. Wait here, okay? 173 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,833 - Thanks. - My wallet's going to suffer. 174 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:14,583 I told you, I'll pay for it! 175 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,083 That's him. 176 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,791 I'm counting on you. 177 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,375 Avoid swaying your hips and exposing your breasts. 178 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,958 Or I could put on some clogs and dress up in loose clothes. 179 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,666 Hello, sir. Are you here for lunch? 180 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,958 Of course, I'm not here for some shopping. 181 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,375 How funny. Are you alone? 182 00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,208 Yes, as you can see. 183 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,833 Though restaurant owners hate having single people, 184 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,833 they sleep and eat like everyone else. 185 00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:05,291 Yes, of course! 186 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,000 Shall I take you to a table? 187 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,916 No, I'll start with a drink, please. 188 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,875 Certainly. Please, follow me. 189 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,708 I may sway my hips, 190 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,833 but she sure works that ass! 191 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,750 What would you like? 192 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,583 Get me... 193 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,375 a gin martini, please. 194 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,416 - Right away. - Excuse me, ma'am! 195 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,291 A Pastis Duval, please. 196 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,833 I hope you have ice cubes this time. 197 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:41,958 We've had a power cut, we couldn't have planned for that. 198 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,750 Preparing for the unexpected is business 101, isn't it? 199 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,791 Momo! Mrs Sulpice! 200 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,333 Get over here, stat! 201 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,375 Come on, hurry! 202 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:57,916 Here. 203 00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,875 Wait, don't move. 204 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:03,583 There. 205 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,791 Watch where you're going, idiot! 206 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,541 You did that on purpose! 207 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,333 No violence allowed! The union wouldn't like it. 208 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,875 You're threatening me? 209 00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,208 Here! Give that to your damn union! 210 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,208 Jerk! 211 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,541 Lousy, shitty cook! 212 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,458 Say, I hope that's not what we're having for starters. 213 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,833 No, that's just for the staff. 214 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,958 I mean, they make a stew out of it. 215 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,541 It's my grandmother's recipe. 216 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,708 Please, follow me. 217 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,375 Don't put any tomatoes on the menu! 218 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,750 We saw them in the trash. 219 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,041 Really? So, the guy's here now? 220 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,750 He sure is! He saw the tomatoes! 221 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,125 You've got to be kidding! 222 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,958 I'll murder you, Momo! 223 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,333 I'll turn you into cat food! 224 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:27,583 Take him away, he's pissing me off! 225 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,250 My Messalina! 226 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,916 My Messaline sauce! I'm so nervous, Geneviève. 227 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,750 Calm down, honey! 228 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,833 We don't have to sell right away. 229 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,875 But I can't take this anymore, darling. 230 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,041 I'm from Tourcoing, but I need sunshine! 231 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I feel so weak and powerless. 232 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,041 Really? It sure doesn't seem like it! 233 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:49,166 Just wait until we leave this rotten dump, 234 00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,333 you won't hold a weakling in your arms, 235 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,500 but a stallion! 236 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,875 Then, let's sell it quickly, my love! 237 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,458 Get to work, you lazy bastards! 238 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,791 Now, listen closely, 239 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,291 today's the day we win or lose this battle. 240 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:14,958 Hop to it! 241 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,166 As for you, I've got my eye on you! 242 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,041 Darling, you go pamper the clients, 243 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,166 so be charming and elegant. 244 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,333 Dismissed! 245 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,250 - This one? - Thank you. 246 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,875 Excuse me, there's a bit of a draft here... 247 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,458 Really? It's the first time someone says that. 248 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:53,375 My lungs are a bit sensitive. 249 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,583 Is that one alright? 250 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,666 I sure hope so. 251 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,666 - Would you like a drink to start? - No alcohol for me, thanks. 252 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,958 I'll come back to get your order. 253 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,500 Send me the chef instead. 254 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,416 Some more bread, please. 255 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,750 Forgive me but this fork is a bit dented. 256 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 That's fine, we'll get you a new one. 257 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,291 - Will that be all? - Yes. 258 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,958 No, your phone. 259 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,875 The phone is near the cloakroom. At no charge. 260 00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:30,416 Please, feel right at home. 261 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,666 - Excuse me, ma'am! - Yes? 262 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,625 A packet of Pall Malls. 263 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,166 Say... I think you're right. 264 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,458 We pay to have the right to be demanding. 265 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,125 Careful with that bechamel sauce! 266 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,250 - I'll go check the main room. - Hey! 267 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,958 A pain in the ass wants to see you. I was close to slapping him. 268 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,458 Not in front of the other guy! You have to control yourself. 269 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:01,833 You never know who they might be. Where is he? 270 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,250 On the phone! 271 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,458 I'll handle him. 272 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,666 Keep an eye on the kitchen before it's anarchy in there. 273 00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:10,416 Go on! 274 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,375 Yes. 275 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Yes... 276 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,083 Yes! 277 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:29,416 Yes, alright, ma'am. Yes, Mrs Agathe, alright. 278 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,916 Yes, alright! 279 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,666 Could I speak to Dorothée real quick? 280 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,333 She's doing a client's hands. 281 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,250 We can chat for a bit, can't we? 282 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,375 Honestly, just to think 283 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,750 you'd stoop so low to make commercials 284 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,958 with the great talent and looks you have! 285 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:49,916 I'm ashamed for the theater, my poor, little François! 286 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,375 Dorothée! 287 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,125 Phone for you! It's François! 288 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,541 He can wait! 289 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,958 You're right. Beautiful women should be chased after. 290 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,458 The more we wait, the more the victory is worthwhile. 291 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,958 For you, I'd be ready to pay a small fortune for victory. 292 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,208 I think you're overestimating me, dear sir. 293 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,041 They don't make girls like Dorothée any more, sir. 294 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,958 She's serious and unconquerable. 295 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,458 She's in love with an actor 296 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,916 who's tougher to break than a festering blister. 297 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,833 And yet, I know plenty of men who could give her a great life. 298 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,500 My life suits me just fine, Mr Paul. 299 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,666 François is very talented, and I'm very patient. 300 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,291 Dorothée, are you coming? 301 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,333 He's not as patient! 302 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,791 Tell him to call me back later. 303 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,833 What are you doing alone at that inn, anyway? 304 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,375 If you really are alone... 305 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,625 Someone's waiting for me, Mrs Agathe. 306 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,833 Tell Dorothée my commercial is delayed 307 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,375 and I'll be back in two days. 308 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,750 But François, what about our meeting this evening? 309 00:18:56,833 --> 00:19:00,000 We were mean to rehearse in costume before the show! 310 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,375 The party is this Saturday, François! 311 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,000 Oh, François... 312 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,916 My dear, little François... 313 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,458 You'll rehearse on your own. 314 00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:11,458 Sorry, this is for work. Alright, goodbye, Mrs Agathe! 315 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,125 I'm so sorry about that. 316 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,125 I had to warn Dorothée. 317 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,833 Who the hell is Dorothée? 318 00:19:20,916 --> 00:19:23,125 - My fiance. - Really? How did she take it? 319 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,916 She's fine with it. It's her boss who's upset. 320 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,750 Are you screwing her? 321 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,875 What? No way! No, thanks! 322 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,916 No, she wants to put on a show at the salon's party. 323 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,125 It's a surprise. Her husband doesn't know. 324 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,583 We were meant to rehearse it tonight. 325 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:42,583 What a martyr! Either way, with or without a rehearsal... 326 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,041 - She's terrible! - Right, I see. 327 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,458 - I should let you know. - Yes? 328 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,500 I didn't tell Boss Lady about our deal. 329 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,458 - Really? - Women are such chatterboxes. 330 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:53,958 That's for sure. 331 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,375 Anyway, time to get to work. 332 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:57,958 - Really? - Go and eat. 333 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,833 - Hello. - Hello. 334 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,625 - Everything alright? - Perfect. 335 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,083 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 336 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:15,375 Dr Luc, my favorite dentist! 337 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,791 Hello, Félix! 338 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,333 - How are you? - Fantastic. 339 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,166 Still a fan of my sweetbread? 340 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,125 At least that doesn't break teeth. 341 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,333 - You're always so funny. - Yes. 342 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:28,041 My kitchen porter is having issues with his dentures. 343 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,708 I'll send him to you next week. 344 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:31,666 Got it. See ya, Félix. 345 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,458 Everything alright here? 346 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,416 I'll tell you once I'm done eating. 347 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,250 But it's fine for now, right? 348 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,333 No. 349 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,791 The mustard pot is empty. 350 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:46,333 You're not putting Dijon mustard on foie gras from the Landes, are you? 351 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,208 Is that forbidden? 352 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,458 No, not all. 353 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,750 It's actually a great idea, very surprising. 354 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,208 One should try everything. 355 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,375 I didn't say I was going to do that. 356 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,500 But I might want to do that. 357 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,750 There's a difference. 358 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,833 Yes, of course. The customer is king here. 359 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,958 If you feel like adding... Dijon mustard 360 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:11,041 on whipped cream... why not? 361 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,708 And if I did want to do so, how exactly would I? 362 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,541 Sorry. Do forgive me. 363 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,625 Nicole. 364 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,166 Mustard. 365 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,291 One more slip-up, and you're fired. 366 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,916 Do you think this is a cafeteria? 367 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:31,208 These girls drive me up the wall. I have to do everything here. 368 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,666 You get the staff you deserve. 369 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:36,666 Really? 370 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:39,916 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 371 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,791 - Have you made your choice? - Certainly. 372 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,041 This'll be tough. Lay it on thick, you won't regret it. 373 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,625 I'm listening, sir. 374 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,250 Let's see, I'll have... the crudites, 375 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,958 the grilled steak with salad, 376 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,833 some fruit, and a pitcher of water. 377 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:56,916 Is that a joke, sir? 378 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,583 - I'm on a diet. - Not today, pal! 379 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:01,958 So, we were saying, 380 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:04,375 a foie gras on brioche to open up the appetite. 381 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,458 Very small, then. 382 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:10,291 Followed by a casserole of Bordeaux lampreys with bacon. 383 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,833 Then, fattened chicken with morels and Messaline sauce. 384 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,916 Just a tiny spoonful of sauce... 385 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,333 A seasonal salad, 386 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,750 an avalanche of cheeses, 387 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,583 and to complete with a grand finale, 388 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,500 what shall I serve? 389 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,916 Some antacid. Double! 390 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,875 An orange souffle, covered in Marasca cherry liqueur. 391 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,666 And to drink with all that? 392 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:35,333 Some lightly fruity Alsace wine with the foie gras, 393 00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:39,083 some incredible Saint-Estève wine with the lampreys, 394 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,583 which will also pair beautifully 395 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,916 with the chicken and the cheeses. 396 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,125 There you go. No, please, 397 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:49,250 if you want to appreciate fine cuisine, that's plenty. 398 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,875 Right, then. We'll get that started for you. 399 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,791 Bon appetit, sir. 400 00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,708 You let him push you around. 401 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:02,625 On the contrary, I tried to get him to make a mistake, 402 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,291 but he knows his stuff, the devil. 403 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,375 You didn't say anything. 404 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,541 There's nothing to say, it was perfect! 405 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,708 I know what fine dining is, 406 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,166 I'm not obsessed with mustard. 407 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,333 No, well... 408 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:18,083 I have my reasons for acting that way. 409 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,166 So do I. 410 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,958 Excuse me, a big meal is a celebration, 411 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:24,625 and I'd like to prepare in silence. Forgive me. 412 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,583 It's like a kiss from the gods! 413 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,083 It's just sweetbread! 414 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,458 This cooking has nothing special about it. 415 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,958 What about fresh calf's head? Is that special enough for you? 416 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,375 Come on, Mr Félix! 417 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:55,500 Don't get angry, he's just joking around! 418 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,291 That little idiot's crossing the line! 419 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,333 It's simply unthinkable! 420 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:04,625 I try to train the kid with the affection of a loving father... 421 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,833 Isn't this youth something? 422 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,458 Just look at my daughter! 423 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:12,208 I breastfed her and everything. Now, she's a hooker on Saint-Denis Street! 424 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,333 They're all whores! 425 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,333 Not you, Mrs Sulpice. Not you. 426 00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:31,041 Looks wonderful! 427 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:34,958 Like that. 428 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,208 I'll show him. 429 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,708 Next dish for table six! 430 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,375 It's ready. 431 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,208 What... what's that? 432 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,458 It's sweetbread, in the chef's unique style. 433 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:15,416 May I? 434 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,000 Could I have the same, please? 435 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,416 Table five doesn't want chicken anymore. 436 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,333 He'll eat what we give him! 437 00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:38,375 - He wants the same as table six. - My sweetbread! 438 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,625 Table six is right to go for my sweetbread! 439 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,458 Despite being a difficult client. 440 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,708 You'll say that my cooking is retro and old-fashioned again! 441 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,625 And one sweetbread for table five! 442 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,500 - The same one, right? - What do you mean, "the same one?" 443 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,333 With the Saint-Jacques scallops, 444 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,708 banana flambe, and sauerkraut. 445 00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,916 Who the hell made that? 446 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,625 You did it, you bastard! You've stabbed in the back! 447 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:05,625 Ever heard of "an eye for an eye?" 448 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,083 But Mr Félix! 449 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,958 If table five wants the same dish, it must taste good! 450 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,958 Poor man, eating all that... 451 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,833 So, in your opinion, sweetbread 452 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,541 is scallops, banana flambe, and sauerkraut. 453 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,000 - Is that right? - Yes, Chef! 454 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:22,125 Not to criticize you but how about a dash of lemon too? 455 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,208 No need to push it. 456 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:35,750 Honestly... how can you eat that? 457 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:37,916 How can you not? 458 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,041 Your taste buds seem to be incredibly dull. 459 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:45,208 Seriously... This must be some kind of a joke. 460 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,000 Not at all! 461 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,500 That Chef is a genius, my good sir! 462 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:52,375 With such skill, cooking becomes an art. 463 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:55,916 In this world, the great pioneers have always been misunderstood. 464 00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,875 And why would your opinion have more value than mine? 465 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,625 I'm an inspector for the Good Stopovers guidebook. 466 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:06,875 I see! 467 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,750 You must be quite an expert, then! 468 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:15,416 - I'm counting on your discretion. - Yes, of course. 469 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,625 Did you gentlemen enjoy your meal? 470 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:24,916 Thank you, Chef. 471 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:26,791 It was perfect. 472 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:30,041 Yes, it was surprising... Certainly very memorable. 473 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,750 Thank you. 474 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,791 May I offer you this cognac from my own, personal stock? 475 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,916 - Gladly, thank you. - There you are. 476 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:41,250 You'll see, you haven't one like this in a long time. 477 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:44,875 There you go. 478 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:55,083 You know, just to be frank with you, 479 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,333 I'm thinking of buying this establishment. 480 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,750 You better hurry, then! 481 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,208 Before my article on it appears in the guidebook. 482 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:02,416 Why is that? 483 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,166 This place will then have immediate success! 484 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,458 I highly doubt they'll accept the same price. 485 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,541 Well, now! What's the matter? 486 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,958 Not feeling well? 487 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,333 - I'm going to puke. - Nonsense! 488 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:44,500 Here, some alcohol will wash it all down. 489 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,166 Here you go! 490 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,583 That's better now, isn't it? 491 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:55,416 - I'm going to throw up... - Of course not! 492 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,625 Well? 493 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:59,458 He took the bait. He's all yours, tread carefully. 494 00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,708 Bravo! Well done! 495 00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,500 Great! So, what now? 496 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:06,750 - I'm going to puke... - Not here, it would look really bad! 497 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:09,083 - Now, I'm sleepy. - Yeah. 498 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:12,583 Sure, go take a nice nap and you'll feel much better. 499 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,500 But don't you dare throw up in the room! 500 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:16,583 Alright, go ahead. 501 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,833 Ma'am, do you know who sat next to me? 502 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:23,708 An inspector from the Good Stopovers. 503 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:25,666 He asked me to keep it secret, but... 504 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,708 Why are you telling me, then? 505 00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:29,958 We might have some common interests here. 506 00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:33,958 Your inn is for sale and I'm thinking of buying. 507 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:35,583 Why didn't you tell me sooner? 508 00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:39,458 I prefer to come here incognito, just like my neighbor. 509 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:41,166 I hope he was satisfied. 510 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,041 With people like that, you never know. 511 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:46,375 I'd like to stay until tomorrow, 512 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,500 to look around before I make a decision. 513 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,875 Yes, of course! 514 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:53,458 But careful, please consider me as another one of your clients. 515 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,583 No special treatment, and no cheating! 516 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:56,666 I promise! 517 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,208 But do give us the pleasure of being our "guest." 518 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:02,291 "Our guest?" Are you not the sole owner? 519 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:05,875 I am, but the Chef and I are engaged. 520 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:11,916 My sincere congratulations. 521 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:15,916 I gotta say... 522 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:17,708 this damn bed... 523 00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:19,541 Why? What's wrong with this bed? 524 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:20,833 It's shit! 525 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,791 It's not shit at all, these beds are brand-new. 526 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,958 - Lie down. - It's a pile of rocks! 527 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,083 - "A pile of rocks?" - Yes, it is! 528 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,291 Ever seen rocks do this before? 529 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,458 There, see that? 530 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,541 No puking, got it? No puking! 531 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,958 Alright, relax. It's sleepy time now. 532 00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:40,875 Off to Sleepy-town! 533 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:43,500 - Go to sleep. And no puking! - No. 534 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,916 Right? No puking! Time to go to sleep. 535 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,541 - It's sleepy time! - Sleepy time? 536 00:30:57,041 --> 00:31:00,041 - Have you seen the Chef? - You mean, your fiance? Yes. 537 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:03,083 - He's in a bed with a man. - Really? What are they doing? 538 00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:04,666 I may be a bit old-fashioned, 539 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:08,458 but I believe an inn can be something else than a brothel! 540 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,583 I don't want to inherit a clientele of perverts! 541 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:12,791 He's crazy! 542 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,083 What are you up to in there? 543 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,625 What? Nothing. 544 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:20,208 Just a client who wants to take a nap. 545 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:21,583 The guy from table five. 546 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:23,500 - What? Table five? - Yes. 547 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,541 You know what? He's an inspector from the Good Stopovers. 548 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,791 - No. - Yes, he is! 549 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:31,583 You're crazy to have put him in this lousy room. 550 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,541 Chamomile tea... I'd like some chamomile. 551 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,541 Yes, sir, right away. 552 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,875 - This mattress is disgusting. - You were put here by mistake. 553 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,708 We'll give you another room, sir. 554 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,916 Yes, another room, please! 555 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,958 I told you, this isn't necessary! Stop over complicating things! 556 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:53,083 - Mr Félix. - Yes? 557 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,708 - Fuel oil delivery. - I've got so much on my plate. 558 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,416 Here. Come with me. 559 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,708 Even a fakir wouldn't sleep on that thing. 560 00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:05,458 Our guests don't sleep there, it's only for family. 561 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,208 - Why? Are you angry with them? - No! 562 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:11,833 - See ya next time, Mr Félix. - See ya. 563 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:19,416 I fixed your mess. He's now in our best room. 564 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,125 Room 28? What were you thinking? It's Thursday today! 565 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,125 Yes... So what? 566 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,291 You know very well that room 28 is reserved 567 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:28,708 every Thursday for Mr Busset and his secretary! 568 00:32:28,791 --> 00:32:30,875 They never arrive before five o'clock. 569 00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:33,166 That gives the other guy time for a nap. 570 00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:36,583 Wake up the man in room 28 at four o'clock, 571 00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:38,958 then clean the room. Don't miss a single spot. 572 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,625 At four o'clock? Yes, ma'am. 573 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,625 Bossis. 574 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,708 Girard. 575 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:45,791 Genghini. 576 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,375 Girard. 577 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,375 Battiston. 578 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:51,625 Larios. 579 00:32:57,541 --> 00:32:59,500 Boss Lady told me about what happened. 580 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,208 A client felt a bit sick. 581 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,750 - Bossis. - I put him to bed. 582 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,666 This is a house of God, after all. 583 00:33:09,958 --> 00:33:11,375 If not, I wouldn't be here. 584 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,666 I was raised by monks. 585 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,041 I almost became a priest, you know? 586 00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,208 Just so you know. 587 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,041 - And it's in! - Boom! That's a goal. 588 00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:26,500 That's a pre-recorded match, you know? 589 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,958 The French win, three to zero. 590 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:32,291 No, come on! You're a real pain, sir! 591 00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:34,750 If I'm bothering you, let me know. 592 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:43,625 - Where are you going? - The hairdresser's. And you? 593 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:46,791 To the Land Registry Office with Mr Maréchal. 594 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,958 Really? Alright, have a nice day! 595 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:50,041 Thanks. 596 00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:00,500 - Hello, gentlemen. - Come back later, I have to go out. 597 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,291 Again? I have no luck catching you at a good time. 598 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,791 You seem to come by every time I have to go out. 599 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:03,666 Hello? 600 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,333 It's the first time he's here early. 601 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:25,500 Are you asleep? 602 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,375 He works too hard. 603 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,666 One of these days, he'll snap me in half. 604 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,250 It's okay, honey. Sleep. 605 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,958 We'll have plenty of time later. 606 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:18,666 I'm exhausted too. 607 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:23,666 Hello? 608 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,250 That little minx is always on time. 609 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:58,291 That girl really works hard. 610 00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:01,916 At that age, when you're in love... 611 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,041 Wait, what's going on? Who are you? 612 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,458 You've got to be kidding! 613 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:30,791 - It's you! - And who's that? 614 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:31,875 I don't know! 615 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,083 - Is this a joke? - I thought he was you. 616 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:35,750 He doesn't even look like me! 617 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:38,583 - What are you doing here? - Yes, what are you doing here? 618 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,000 What am I doing here? 619 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:42,625 What? 620 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,583 - What? - Damn, I forgot to wake up that guy! 621 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:49,000 - This is your fault too! - So? Are you complaining? 622 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,166 You have no idea what a mess this is! 623 00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:57,250 I've already told you, two is the maximum for me! 624 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,541 Congratulations! She looks good from every angle! 625 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:09,708 I'd sure love to kick your teeth in! 626 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:13,208 Sure, go ahead. But no shouting, please. 627 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,458 I'd sure love to kick your teeth in! 628 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,208 My little honey bun! This is all a misunderstanding! 629 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:22,583 It's not my fault, honey bun! It's just a misunderstanding! 630 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,958 Calm down, don't leave now. 631 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,291 Leave me alone! 632 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:38,083 And her? She's waiting her turn to join the four-way? 633 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:42,208 How much did this pervert pay you to join us? 634 00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:44,250 Let me explain, this is a mistake! 635 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,791 Yes, a big mistake! Go find yourself a new secretary. 636 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,625 Honey bun, don't do this to me! 637 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:52,291 It's alright, I'll handle this. 638 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,583 Miss? 639 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:05,291 My secretary has just quit. 640 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,041 - Do you know how to type? - No. 641 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,500 But I could learn. 642 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,583 You must have many talents. 643 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,333 This isn't very reasonable, Mr Busset. 644 00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:19,041 I make lots of spelling mistakes. 645 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,250 We can correct them together... 646 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,875 in the evenings. 647 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,708 You'll make spelling mistakes! 648 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,208 Lots of little spelling mistakes! 649 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,791 You dirty old pig! 650 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:44,375 This sure isn't my day! 651 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,250 Come on, now! 652 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,583 I told you it's a misunderstanding! Don't be an idiot, damn it! 653 00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:54,500 And you, don't be so rude! 654 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,625 Come on, listen to me! 655 00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,791 Okay, I'm all yours now. 656 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:03,208 Well, I don't give a damn! 657 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:05,583 You've got some first-rate clients, well done! 658 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:09,166 Well, I don't give a shit about representatives like you! 659 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,500 Give them good business, and they just insult you! 660 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:16,375 Keep your orgy excuses to yourself! 661 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,375 Sorry to say, you're a real moron! 662 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,625 Well, there you go. 663 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,708 Sure, go in for another one. 664 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:27,333 This dump is a real whorehouse! 665 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:31,125 Yes, it does seem like a nice, peaceful place. 666 00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:42,250 You can count on me to tell everyone about you! 667 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,750 Any chance you'd offer an explanation? 668 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:49,833 If I could... 669 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,166 You can rest assured, 670 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,500 they won't come back. 671 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,875 I think he can give you an explanation. 672 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,750 God punishes lust! 673 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,583 You came at a really bad time. 674 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,458 Our regular clients are usually very quiet. 675 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,375 That prick... he's just passing by! 676 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:18,291 Yes, it's quite unlucky that he bumped into the guide inspector. 677 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,833 Well, don't worry too much about him. 678 00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:24,250 He's very, very understanding. 679 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:48,458 I can't believe this! What the hell is she doing? 680 00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:51,750 You're as good a driver as you are a lover! 681 00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:54,833 There's not much you can do with an ugly, old whore! 682 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,625 Listen to me closely. 683 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,958 Good, that's better. You've got good speed going. 684 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:27,208 You're at six kilometers an hour now. 685 00:42:27,291 --> 00:42:29,041 Hold them straight, both of you. 686 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:31,666 Stand up straight, Valérie. 687 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,625 Good, that's not bad. 688 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:39,541 And stop! 689 00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:43,708 Walk. Push the horse with your legs. 690 00:42:44,458 --> 00:42:46,791 Guess who! 691 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:52,291 Alexia, I can't believe it! This is quite a surprise! 692 00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,708 Isn't it? 693 00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:55,208 What are you doing here? 694 00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:56,333 To see you, ducky! 695 00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:58,000 Don't use that word here! 696 00:42:58,083 --> 00:43:01,166 Don't tell me it brings back bad memories, my little ducky! 697 00:43:02,041 --> 00:43:04,500 It took me a long time to find you! 698 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,541 Aren't you glad to see me? 699 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,083 Yes, of course... I'm choked up. 700 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,500 Won't you give me a kiss? 701 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:23,416 Listen, Alexia... Sure, I left a bit too quickly, 702 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,458 but I didn't want to ruin your life! 703 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,958 A big fashion cover-girl model like you, 704 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:31,375 with a tiny, pathetic cook like me. 705 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,083 It doesn't look real, it seems fake! 706 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,375 That's why I thought it best to disappear. 707 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:38,250 You made me disappear. 708 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,666 Who's in line for the inheritance? 709 00:43:51,666 --> 00:43:53,958 You're lucky, we'll have great weather today. 710 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:57,250 This lady was asking if we have game on the menu. 711 00:43:57,333 --> 00:44:00,666 - Do you have a room available? - Most of them are taken. 712 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:03,250 Are you here alone, ma'am? Without luggage? 713 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,416 She's here to meet up with someone, 714 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,166 someone who has lots to make amends for. 715 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:11,208 From what I hear, this lady isn't wrong to expect that. 716 00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,958 I see you've been telling your secrets to my fiance. 717 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,083 I didn't know. 718 00:44:15,875 --> 00:44:16,875 Congratulations! 719 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:20,833 My fiance slipped away from me like an eel. 720 00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,708 I wish you better luck. 721 00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:25,625 If you'd like to see the rooms, follow me. 722 00:44:43,666 --> 00:44:45,875 Good. Don't hurt yourself. 723 00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:48,583 Let's do one round without the stirrups. 724 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,000 - Mr Félix. - Yes? 725 00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:53,083 Your female clientele is top of the range. 726 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,458 Is that woman single? 727 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:56,708 - I lived with her for a year. - No way! 728 00:44:56,791 --> 00:44:58,916 You must have crazy memories of that time. 729 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,458 Dreadful! 730 00:45:00,541 --> 00:45:02,833 In bed, she's great! But for everything else... 731 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,083 she's a real pain in the ass! It was hell! 732 00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:07,208 I had to get the hell out of there. 733 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:08,541 She must have hated that. 734 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,333 She's really here to ruin me. 735 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:13,375 Well, to be honest with you... 736 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,916 Boss Lady and I... 737 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,958 Really? 738 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,875 Well, well, well! That's quite an impressive track record! 739 00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:22,750 Yeah. Say... 740 00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,291 - I need your help. - Again? What is it this time? 741 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:28,250 Help me get rid of her. Make her clear off quickly. 742 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:33,500 You can help me. I saw you pulling out all the stops, you were great! 743 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:36,333 What can I do? I can't just shove her in the freezer. 744 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:40,041 No, don't force it. You need to be tactful, delicate. 745 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,500 This wasn't part of our deal. I'm not allowed to work for free. 746 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:45,125 Just name your price, come on. 747 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,875 I'm really loving this cafe-theater of yours! 748 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:51,875 Here's the champagne you ordered. 749 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,458 Perfect, thank you. 750 00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,541 - Put it down there, please. - Here? 751 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,833 Shall I open the bottle? 752 00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:00,916 Yes, of course. 753 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,541 Do you like this job? 754 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:09,416 It depends on the day. 755 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,875 Sometimes, it's quite nice. 756 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,458 Would you like to keep it? 757 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:16,041 While I wait for something better. You never know. 758 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:19,666 I say that because I might be buying the place. 759 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,958 I won't keep all the staff, but... 760 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,791 maybe you and I should talk about it. 761 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,708 It would be better after my shift. 762 00:46:27,791 --> 00:46:29,166 Really? 763 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:32,500 Then, before you go to bed tonight, bring me a cup of tea. 764 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,958 Send me your boss, please, I need to speak with her. 765 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:41,541 Which tea would you like? 766 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,375 Not herbal tea, it makes me sleepy. 767 00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:51,625 Come in! 768 00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:57,416 How can I help? 769 00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,666 I'm Félix's cousin. 770 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,791 Really? 771 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,833 Instead of coming to me himself, he sends me an ambassador. 772 00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:06,291 He's as brave as always! 773 00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:08,333 - Ma'am-- - Sit down over there. 774 00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:10,666 You can call me Alexia, 775 00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,375 since you're family. 776 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,583 Well, Alexia... 777 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,791 Félix told me everything. 778 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:22,250 He told me he'd loved you... 779 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:23,541 with great tenderness. 780 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:26,625 Let's not confuse making love with having feelings. 781 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,041 I don't mind being dumped, but at least do it right. 782 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,083 He was very wrong. 783 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:35,875 I did tell him, 784 00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,958 but he was scared of explaining himself, 785 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:39,625 he wasn't brave enough. 786 00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:42,416 "Brave?" He's afraid of his own shadow! 787 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,500 Yes, well... 788 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,875 He's very unstable, I know. 789 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,250 Life is now giving him a chance to settle down. 790 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:54,125 Don't try to seek revenge, let him have this chance. 791 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,166 That... 792 00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:01,291 Taking him back would be easy for you, yes... 793 00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:04,083 You're so beautiful. Your body is so... 794 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,916 wonderful. 795 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,958 What man... 796 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:12,375 What man... could ever resist you? 797 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:14,125 But that would ruin everything! 798 00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:17,625 The present, the past... the future! 799 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,708 What's your name, little cousin? 800 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,833 That's funny, I can't remember. 801 00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:28,375 Right, François. 802 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,583 Well, François... 803 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,041 you're very cute. 804 00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:43,916 Where's my wife? 805 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,375 Who's your wife? 806 00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,625 - Mrs Courdu. I'm Mr Courdu! - Really? 807 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,166 You're screwing her here? 808 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:51,125 Shut up! I have proof! 809 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:53,375 Really? No, wait, sir! 810 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,208 Calm down, you're making a mistake. 811 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:58,416 No, she's making a mistake! She's cheating on me, read this! 812 00:48:58,500 --> 00:48:59,500 What's this? 813 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:05,458 "I think about your small breasts and legs day and night." 814 00:49:05,541 --> 00:49:07,083 That's so funny! 815 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:09,833 - You think that's funny? - It's not that serious. 816 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,708 It's just a daydreamer scribbling. 817 00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:15,208 So, this is where they meet up? It all happens here? You matchmaker! 818 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,500 I'm not a matchmaker! Watch your mouth! 819 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,250 I've got nothing to do with this! 820 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:22,791 Don't worry, I won't bother you long. I'll kill them both and leave. 821 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,250 - You'll clean up! - No! 822 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:28,666 You're stubborn, aren't you? There's no Mrs Courdu here! 823 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:31,333 How would you know? Do you ask for ID? 824 00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:34,666 - I know the only single woman here. - My wife is not single! 825 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:38,083 If she's not single, she's not here! This guy is a real nut-job! 826 00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:42,083 Sure, he knows how to cook, but he's so vulgar. 827 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,166 I live alone and... 828 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,375 I have some wealth. In business, one should have a partner. 829 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,750 Working with a woman like you, just imagine it. 830 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:55,583 Think about your future. 831 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,416 It might be a mistake, 832 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:01,125 but I see my future with Félix. 833 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:04,125 - The rooms are this way? - I'm telling you, they're empty! 834 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:07,666 I know some men have nerve, but you're taking it too far! 835 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,250 See? I was right. 836 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:12,791 What about this one? 837 00:50:12,875 --> 00:50:15,166 - What's going on? - That one's busy. 838 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,208 What do you want? 839 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,041 What's wrong with you? 840 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,958 - Fine, you can continue. - What? 841 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,375 This way, Doctor. 842 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:26,791 Please forgive him, he's lost his stethoscope. 843 00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:30,750 We were so sure it was here. He's losing his head. 844 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,625 Those two will pay for an extra night! 845 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,708 Not very empty, is it? 846 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:41,375 Yeah, that's the family. 847 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,583 Don't mind me! 848 00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,375 Thanks for sending me your cousin. 849 00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:51,833 But you're the one I want to talk to. 850 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,291 Not now, later. 851 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:56,208 Later... will be too late. 852 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:05,666 This guy's starting to piss me off! 853 00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,958 That's family too. 854 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:16,041 Big family! 855 00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:20,041 Are you convinced yet? 856 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,333 - Yeah. - Me too. 857 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,916 I'll wait for her downstairs. 858 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,041 Is the champagne to your liking? 859 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:28,708 Is the boss to your liking? 860 00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:30,541 Great, then. 861 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,666 He gets upset easily. 862 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:38,166 Do forgive him. 863 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:49,333 Who's that? 864 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:52,833 A madman who wants to kill his wife. Watch out, it's contagious! 865 00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:54,166 Oh, please! 866 00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:56,583 What about when you charm our female clients? 867 00:51:57,458 --> 00:52:00,333 - With me, it's strictly professional. - Me too! 868 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,291 Will you settle this deal or not? 869 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:05,166 It's not the time to ruin it all by being jealous, silly! 870 00:52:13,416 --> 00:52:15,166 Does your girlfriend like to share? 871 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,583 Well, I mean, I have a few... 872 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,708 - You, scram! - Okay, I'll leave you to it. 873 00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,333 I have to talk to this woman. 874 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:23,125 - I'll go. - Yes, go on. 875 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:27,625 Now, then. 876 00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:29,791 You're going to be a good girl now. 877 00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:33,416 Don't cause any trouble, this is a serious situation. 878 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,000 Anyway, you can get any man you want. 879 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,125 I can be understanding. 880 00:52:40,041 --> 00:52:42,583 But tonight, to say goodbye... 881 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:45,375 one last time. 882 00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,625 Wouldn't you like that? 883 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,541 You're definitely not the kind I'd forget in that sense. 884 00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:52,500 Let's take our time! 885 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,083 Hello. 886 00:52:58,166 --> 00:53:00,458 - You're a hunter? - No, a righter of wrongs! 887 00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:08,291 No, come on, that's enough! This is unbelievable, give me that! 888 00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:10,166 I love my wife. 889 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:11,250 I adore her. 890 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,875 Imagining her in another man's arms? 891 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,333 I'd rather see her dead! 892 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:18,708 Dead, both of them! 893 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,250 Come on, hand it over. 894 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:23,125 This is terrible, guns are no good! 895 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,041 What if it gets jammed? You'll look pretty stupid! 896 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:28,166 - That's the plan! - Really? 897 00:53:29,708 --> 00:53:30,708 I've got this. 898 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,583 Snap! 899 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,333 "Snap..." 900 00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:37,708 And some poison in their drinks... Slam! 901 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:40,250 And if that goes wrong... 902 00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:42,583 Then... boom! 903 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,041 I can't miss them! I definitely can't! 904 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,000 I can't miss them! I sure won't! 905 00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:55,916 He's getting on my nerves, 906 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,333 we have to get rid of this lunatic. 907 00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,416 I have an idea. 908 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:03,541 Give him sleeping pills and throw him in a bush. 909 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:06,708 Genius! Then he'll come back, guns blazing. 910 00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,833 Let's go warn his wife. 911 00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:11,291 But who is his wife? 912 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:17,583 Now what? This isn't my day, is it? 913 00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:26,958 A gin martini, please. 914 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,708 How about that idea to deal with this moron? 915 00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:38,375 No, I can't do that to him. 916 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:41,375 - You know her better than I do. - Exactly. 917 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:44,166 Go outside and stop anyone from coming in. 918 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:45,958 See you later. 919 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:48,708 You asked for a gin martini? 920 00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,000 - Yes. - Alright. 921 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,500 Did you hire a bodyguard? 922 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:56,083 What are you worried about? Extortion or thugs? 923 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:58,291 That's not it at all! 924 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,750 He says his wife comes here to get laid. 925 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,875 If you could get him out of here, avoid a brawl... 926 00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,208 Do I look like the riot police? Or a peacekeeper? 927 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:10,666 You can make anyone do anything. 928 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:11,750 Except you. 929 00:55:13,416 --> 00:55:14,416 Alright. 930 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:18,250 - But I'll see you tonight. - Is that reasonable? 931 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,208 Fine. 932 00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:25,250 Charming place, isn't it? 933 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,500 An ideal place to relax. 934 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:29,958 Isn't that right? 935 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:31,875 Sometimes, you need to be alone. 936 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,916 When you're in love, ma'am... 937 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,666 real life is when you're together. 938 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:40,666 You can feel lonely without meaning to. 939 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:42,166 It's a big, empty feeling. 940 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,666 Especially when you're a romantic. 941 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:50,000 It truly is terrible to be so tender. 942 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,333 And so rare too. 943 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:54,916 I wanted to go for a stroll in the park, but... 944 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,333 it's getting dark. 945 00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:58,375 I get easily scared. 946 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:01,791 A bit of fresh air would do me some good, 947 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:04,625 if you'd allow me to join you. 948 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:08,541 That's very kind of you. With pleasure. 949 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:23,166 Hello? 950 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:26,416 Alright. 951 00:56:27,541 --> 00:56:29,708 You can count on me. Goodbye, sir. 952 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000 What was that? 953 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:35,458 A client's delayed because his car broke down. 954 00:56:35,541 --> 00:56:37,958 He's meeting a Mrs Courdu here. 955 00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:40,166 God damn it, why didn't you warn me? 956 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:42,541 Why didn't you tell him to say put? 957 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:46,333 We're not exactly full! If we start turning away clients... 958 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:49,250 She even has a go at me! 959 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:55,833 Some days, I should have just stayed in bed! 960 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,041 Now what? 961 00:57:01,125 --> 00:57:03,416 Did someone ask for me? I'm Mrs Courdu. 962 00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:07,208 Yes, but the man you're meeting can't be here right now, 963 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,583 he's having car trouble. Goodbye, ma'am! 964 00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:11,375 Honestly, sir! 965 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,250 I'm dying of thirst. 966 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:15,791 Would it be too much trouble to ask for a whiskey? 967 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,500 - It would, ma'am. - Excuse me? 968 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,291 Alcohol is very bad for women. 969 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:21,708 It gives you skin conditions and cellulite. 970 00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:23,875 Not to me, sir. 971 00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:26,041 Fair enough. 972 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:34,916 Chef, why not take care of dinner instead of this lady's thighs? 973 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:40,791 Everything alright? 974 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:43,875 Leave me alone, now's a bad time! I need some fresh air too. 975 00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:49,958 Mrs Courdu's here! Why'd you let her in? 976 00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:52,541 She must have gone in while I was peeing in a bush. 977 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:55,125 Instead of killing my plants, you should... 978 00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:59,750 Dear God! Here he comes! 979 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:01,916 You really are useless! 980 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,166 If you talk to me like that, then forget it! 981 00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,708 Don't get mad, I got carried away. 982 00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:09,666 Please understand, I'm going mental here. 983 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:11,958 If that hag sees her man with another chick, 984 00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:13,875 sparks are going to fly! 985 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,083 - I don't give a damn! - Do give a damn! 986 00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:19,291 Listen, let's go have a drink! A nice little drink. 987 00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:23,041 Look, I try to be nice, but enough is enough! 988 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,541 Come on, be reasonable. Listen... 989 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:26,958 François! 990 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:30,500 Listen to me, François! Please, do something! 991 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:33,000 Alright, fine. But I'm getting paid double. 992 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,458 What? We can discuss that later. 993 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,625 Fine, double. 994 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,833 My love, I'm so sorry I'm late! 995 00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,875 You were chatting with this man, good. 996 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,458 Thank you for keeping her company, sir. Thank you! 997 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,875 Two days without you is an eternity for me! 998 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:09,208 I love you! I love you! 999 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,041 What the hell are you doing here? 1000 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,125 What about you? 1001 00:59:15,041 --> 00:59:16,666 Don't bother, I know everything. 1002 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,000 I found this in your bag. 1003 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,458 You go through my stuff now? Great! 1004 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:24,416 Explain it to me so I can hear you loud and clear. 1005 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:28,208 Hey, since when is that inspector engaged to that woman? 1006 00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:29,333 I don't know! 1007 00:59:29,416 --> 00:59:31,500 He saw her come in but didn't say a word! 1008 00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:34,916 Maybe they had a fight at first, but they made up later. 1009 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,041 That happens to us too. 1010 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:39,375 Well? 1011 00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:43,166 I should have told you, but... 1012 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:46,416 you know, with all the problems you have at the moment... 1013 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,500 I'm listening. 1014 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,375 A compulsive liar... 1015 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:52,666 has been following me for weeks. 1016 00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:56,166 - At first, I laughed. - I'm not laughing! 1017 00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:59,541 Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, 1018 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,625 so I decided to show up to meet him. 1019 01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:05,500 To tell him to stop bothering me. 1020 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:08,125 Well, for me to believe that, 1021 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,291 I'd need to see it. 1022 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,000 You're still here? 1023 01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:20,041 I thought I made it clear you'd get nothing from me! 1024 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,500 But ma'am, I... 1025 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:24,916 Stop your stupid letters at once! 1026 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,458 I'm sick of your dirty notes! 1027 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:31,166 She's completely crazy! 1028 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:33,041 About my husband, yes, sir! 1029 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,625 He's the only man in my life. 1030 01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:37,000 - The only one! - My darling! 1031 01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:38,666 Darling! 1032 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,500 You poor thing. 1033 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,500 You're miserable. 1034 01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416 You're delirious! 1035 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,458 A woman like her? You must be dreaming! 1036 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:54,291 Alright, it's all sorted, everything's over now. 1037 01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:57,375 I wouldn't want your bitch of a wife in my bed! 1038 01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:59,166 - Take that back! - Just look at her! 1039 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,416 She's got big boobs and a big ass! 1040 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:05,416 Get the hell out of here now! 1041 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,625 Geneviève, go get my butcher knife! 1042 01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:08,708 Get out, you two! 1043 01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,791 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1044 01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:27,500 She wants to go to bed, poor girl. 1045 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,750 While some people are never in a hurry. 1046 01:01:31,666 --> 01:01:33,916 How weird, Félix seems to be in a bad mood. 1047 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,791 He and I have planned one last roll in the hay tonight. 1048 01:01:37,625 --> 01:01:38,833 He's getting impatient. 1049 01:01:38,916 --> 01:01:41,708 - I should leave you, then. - I've changed my mind! 1050 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:44,500 Now that I think about it, he really is without shame. 1051 01:01:44,583 --> 01:01:46,875 He drops me like a hot potato for that woman, 1052 01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,000 and what does he do? 1053 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:51,125 He asks me to flirt with clients to get him out of this mess. 1054 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,250 We had to act fast. 1055 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,416 I'm really sorry I had to kiss you in front of everyone. 1056 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,375 Did I say I didn't enjoy it? 1057 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,500 No... 1058 01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,291 Looks like the inspector will be having a great night. 1059 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,833 That's good news for you. 1060 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:07,166 He could have at least waited until tomorrow. 1061 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,250 Why? 1062 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:10,666 On their first night, just like that? 1063 01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:13,083 I thought you were against fast-track love? 1064 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:15,666 They're not doing any harm, just chatting. 1065 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,041 Yes, but that woman... 1066 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:21,125 She's not the kind to settle for fancy words. 1067 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,500 Really? You know her? 1068 01:02:22,583 --> 01:02:23,916 No, I can just smell it. 1069 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,791 Right, I'm going to bed. 1070 01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:32,875 Goodnight, then. 1071 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,583 Goodnight. 1072 01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:37,125 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1073 01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:42,291 - Leave them, let's go upstairs. - I'll join you in a bit. 1074 01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:45,333 - But you'll wake me up. - No way, you sleep like a baby. 1075 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:47,000 You never wake up. 1076 01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,958 Come on. 1077 01:02:49,083 --> 01:02:50,958 I can't leave them alone at the bar. 1078 01:02:51,041 --> 01:02:53,333 I don't want them to get drunk at our expense. 1079 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,750 I think they have other plans in mind. 1080 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,041 - Come on. - No, you go ahead. 1081 01:03:00,583 --> 01:03:02,833 Two stiff William Lawsons, please. 1082 01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,500 What do you think you're doing? 1083 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:06,958 Go back to your room and stay there. 1084 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,958 I don't want to stay angry with her. I need to talk to her. 1085 01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:13,500 We always talk to women too much, then we regret it. Isn't that right? 1086 01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:14,875 Really? 1087 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,916 Well? Is that Lawson coming or not? 1088 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,208 Well, Félix? 1089 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:19,875 Are you coming? 1090 01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:22,166 Fine, you can help yourselves. 1091 01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:23,833 Tomorrow, you'll get the bill. 1092 01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:26,000 Believe me, your wallet will take a hit. 1093 01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:31,458 That guy's getting on my nerves. 1094 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:33,833 - Where are you going? - For a ride on my moped. 1095 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,208 A moped at this hour? 1096 01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:37,416 Waking up all the clients? Are you crazy? 1097 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,250 - I'll cut the engine. - Go to bed! 1098 01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:40,750 I'll cut something, alright! 1099 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:43,083 What a tragic story, Chef! 1100 01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,500 "What a tragic story." 1101 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:46,166 Want me to escort you outside? 1102 01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:49,083 No, thanks. There's no need for that yet. 1103 01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,916 Get out! You're pissing me off, get out! 1104 01:03:54,958 --> 01:03:56,291 What the hell is that? 1105 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,583 Ginger tea for the man in room 16. 1106 01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:02,208 They're pissing me off, all of them! 1107 01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:03,916 Calm down, honey. 1108 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,958 You've had a tough day, come and relax. 1109 01:04:06,041 --> 01:04:08,666 Okay, I'll relax, but no hanky-panky! 1110 01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,083 But you know that relaxes you. Come on! 1111 01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:14,208 - I'm too weak. - Come on! 1112 01:04:30,291 --> 01:04:32,291 You have such soft lips. 1113 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:34,958 This might not be the right time to say this, but... 1114 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:37,750 I wouldn't want Dorothée to do the same as we're doing. 1115 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:41,625 No need to tell her. 1116 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,416 Oh, yeah. That's true. 1117 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,958 Mrs Sulpice, if the boss saw you... 1118 01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,708 The boss can go to-- 1119 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:04,125 Hello, La Catuña Inn, I'm listening. 1120 01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:06,750 Mr François Frazier? 1121 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:08,541 Please hold. 1122 01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:13,708 Yes, he's the one in room 28. 1123 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:15,375 They're still asleep. 1124 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:18,666 It's a bit early to wake them up, they must have stayed up late. 1125 01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:20,583 Really? 1126 01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:22,583 So, he's not alone in his room? 1127 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:25,833 No, absolutely not. 1128 01:05:26,416 --> 01:05:28,791 It's not urgent. Thank you. 1129 01:05:30,333 --> 01:05:31,583 Alright, goodbye, honey. 1130 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:34,041 - My best wishes to your Aunt Jeanne. - Right. 1131 01:05:34,125 --> 01:05:36,166 - Give her a kiss from me. - Of course. 1132 01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:37,250 Goodbye. 1133 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,750 - Bye, darling. - Bye, honey. 1134 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:52,416 Well, ma'am? Is your husband still traveling? 1135 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,625 I see him sometimes, between two flights. 1136 01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:56,791 Why don't you travel to cloud nine as well? 1137 01:05:57,541 --> 01:05:58,750 I know a restaurant 1138 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:01,958 that has Chiroubles wine that will take you straight to heaven. 1139 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,625 Right, Georges? 1140 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:05,041 Yes, it's true that you... 1141 01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,125 Dorothée, you're late! 1142 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:22,916 Could you drive me to the country? I don't have my car. 1143 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:25,458 To the country? Right now? 1144 01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:27,666 You have offered that to me before. 1145 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,375 If you still want to, take this chance. Now's the time! 1146 01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:35,291 No kidding! Women sure are unpredictable! 1147 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,750 Here, Georges. I leave you in charge of the salon. 1148 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,500 - Yes, sir. - This is great! 1149 01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:44,208 Dorothée! Where would you like to go, my little kitten? 1150 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,625 I know a place. 1151 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:47,666 I hear people have lots of fun there. 1152 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:49,500 Really? I hope it's not too far. 1153 01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:50,583 No, no. 1154 01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:58,875 Mr François Frazier, please. 1155 01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:00,250 Did you call earlier? 1156 01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:02,083 No. 1157 01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:05,250 It looks like he's very popular. I better wake him up. 1158 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,375 Really? 1159 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:16,958 Yes? 1160 01:07:17,041 --> 01:07:18,125 Yes, hello? 1161 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,083 Yes, that's me. 1162 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,125 A woman? 1163 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,500 Oh my God, Dorothée! 1164 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:27,875 No, don't let her come up! I'm coming downstairs! 1165 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:30,125 Wake up, go back to your room! 1166 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,375 - What are you doing here? - You didn't come to me, so I come to you. 1167 01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,666 Does your husband know? 1168 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:41,125 - No, or it wouldn't be a surprise! - Right. 1169 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,791 Let's go rehearse in your room. 1170 01:07:42,875 --> 01:07:43,916 - No! - Yes! 1171 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,750 - Really? - Yes, I brought my costume! 1172 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,416 Just a sec, I'll be right back. 1173 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,041 Quick, prepare another room 1174 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,625 and make the bed look like I slept in it. Hurry! 1175 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,791 - Your life isn't easy! - Hey, watch it! 1176 01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,083 - François, I'm waiting! - François' coming! 1177 01:07:57,958 --> 01:07:59,208 - Sorry. - Good. 1178 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:11,333 Can't you watch where you're going? 1179 01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:13,333 It looks like you haven't slept much. 1180 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:15,208 What's it to you? 1181 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:18,500 Anyway, you're the one to talk. Just look at yourself! 1182 01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:21,125 You look like you got ready with the blinds closed. 1183 01:08:22,291 --> 01:08:25,666 It's hard to sleep next to Boss Lady, she's got way too much energy. 1184 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,041 So does Mr Guidebook! 1185 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:29,125 He wants another room for another woman! 1186 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:31,875 That guy's taking things a bit too far. 1187 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:46,750 Where is he? 1188 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:48,375 Who? 1189 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,416 Don't make fun of me! 1190 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,500 Did you enjoy it? 1191 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,125 Ten out of ten! 1192 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:56,583 Right, but don't forget you're in my place. 1193 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,916 That's what makes it so spicy! 1194 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:01,833 Remember what you promised me? 1195 01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:11,541 Nicole! 1196 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,375 Nicole! 1197 01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:15,666 Where is that airhead? 1198 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:27,541 Thank you, that's perfect. 1199 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:30,208 - I'm only here to serve you. - Right... 1200 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:33,083 Let's not waste time, I'll put my costume on right away. 1201 01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:34,916 Sure. 1202 01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:41,833 Yes, who is it? 1203 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,333 I'm bringing breakfast! 1204 01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,083 Oh my God, it's Geneviève! 1205 01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:46,583 Come in! 1206 01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:57,625 It's a beautiful day today. Did you sleep well? 1207 01:09:57,708 --> 01:09:59,291 Marvelously well. 1208 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:02,791 Come out from there, honey! You'll suffocate. 1209 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:13,125 I'll bring you another breakfast set. 1210 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,958 That wasn't very nice! 1211 01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,416 What are you doing? 1212 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:34,208 Hey, that's lucky, 1213 01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,541 I'll take it. I need it for room 28. 1214 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:55,166 Are you planning on marrying your chef soon? 1215 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,541 Why do you ask me that? 1216 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,791 I judge men by their first impression. 1217 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:02,291 He doesn't look like the marrying type. 1218 01:11:02,375 --> 01:11:03,875 Women are all bitches! 1219 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,250 You don't know him. 1220 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,291 Do you really think so? 1221 01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,416 You seem to judge men a bit too hastily. 1222 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,916 He has many qualities. 1223 01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:22,750 I hope you'll be satisfied with him. 1224 01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:24,250 I already am. 1225 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,833 - Have a nice day, ma'am. - Goodbye. 1226 01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:31,833 That bitch! She won't lift a finger for me! 1227 01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:34,541 Women nowadays... 1228 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,791 She'll pay for this! I'm going to kick her out! 1229 01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:48,541 Hey, Chef! 1230 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:50,416 Doing a bit of mountain climbing? 1231 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:52,958 Make sure you don't lose your grip. 1232 01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:54,500 Will you shut the hell up? 1233 01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,625 When I get down, you're going to get it! 1234 01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:58,875 That bastard! 1235 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:00,000 Little moron. 1236 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:03,875 What's this? 1237 01:12:05,708 --> 01:12:06,833 What a mess! 1238 01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:08,375 The chimney's not working, 1239 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:11,166 I was just checking what the heating engineers did. 1240 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:13,750 What a bunch of slackers... 1241 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,541 Honey, you shouldn't be doing acrobatics at your age. 1242 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:19,458 You're right. It's high time I relax in the southern sun. 1243 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:21,333 - I think we're very close. - Really? 1244 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:23,625 Last night, this place increased in value. 1245 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:26,250 The guidebook man slept with the client in room 15. 1246 01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:30,416 From the state of their bed, we're bound to get five stars! 1247 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:31,500 Really? 1248 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:35,000 Sure, but winning them over like this... 1249 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:37,041 You know what I think? It's disgusting! 1250 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:38,208 Excuse me, please. 1251 01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:41,416 Could you bring two breakfasts? My partner's hungry. Excuse me. 1252 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:46,083 That man's got so much energy! 1253 01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:48,458 Maybe but now, he's going way too far! 1254 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,333 - Where did you run off to? - An unexpected visit. 1255 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,791 - How many? - Two. 1256 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,375 You can sleep a little longer. 1257 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,208 I'll have my coffee... and leave. 1258 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,750 Was this visit from a woman? 1259 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:08,166 - It's work. But when you gotta go... - You gotta go! 1260 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:10,625 I can't do this anymore. 1261 01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:12,458 Hey, did you know? 1262 01:13:12,541 --> 01:13:14,833 Client 28 is also sleeping with client 25. 1263 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,458 Yes, he's in great shape! 1264 01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,333 I'm getting rid of him, he's pissing me off. 1265 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,500 I can't take it anymore! 1266 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:29,333 Where'd he go? I'll get rid of him. 1267 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:34,750 What's going on? 1268 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:36,875 There! A spider! 1269 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:38,125 - So what? - I'm scared! 1270 01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:40,083 It's awful, with so many legs! 1271 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:42,125 Of course, spiders have lots of legs! 1272 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:43,208 Hold on. 1273 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:47,750 There, all sorted. That's that. 1274 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:48,833 Yes... 1275 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,041 That's it! 1276 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,625 - What's wrong? - That's it! 1277 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:56,458 - I've sprained my ankle! - You've got to be kidding me. 1278 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,208 Don't start complaining. 1279 01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:02,791 It's better to step on a spider than on some soap. 1280 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:04,333 - Yes, but... - "Yes, but..." 1281 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,041 Listen, I can't lean on my foot at all. 1282 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:08,208 That's good... 1283 01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:15,125 Come on, don't be such a wimp! 1284 01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:20,166 Yes, that's nice. Keep going, that feels good. 1285 01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:21,666 - Really? - Yes. 1286 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,250 That's not my foot. 1287 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:26,541 The swelling might go up, so... 1288 01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:29,333 I've got breakfast! 1289 01:14:29,416 --> 01:14:30,416 Come in! 1290 01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:39,958 Why are you hiding? 1291 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:42,208 The biggest flirts are often very shy. 1292 01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:52,375 What's gotten into you? 1293 01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:54,208 Where are you going? 1294 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,208 Wait... Who's in room 25, then? 1295 01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,041 That's the million dollar question. 1296 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:05,958 Where's Mr Félix? 1297 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,375 What's the matter? 1298 01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,541 Hey, what about my ankle? 1299 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:18,041 I'll go get some help. 1300 01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:21,958 - Can I come in? - Yes. 1301 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,083 I sprained my ankle. 1302 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:34,375 - Where? - Right there. 1303 01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:37,791 That looks... 1304 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,208 No, a bit higher. 1305 01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:41,166 My whole leg's hurting. 1306 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:43,833 That's it. 1307 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,625 - Yes. - Excuse me. 1308 01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:56,208 If you need a fourth player 1309 01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:58,416 to play bridge, don't hesitate to call me. 1310 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:02,875 We try to satisfy every one of our clients' needs. 1311 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:08,291 - Put on your costume. - Are you in a hurry? 1312 01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:10,958 You want to impress your husband? There's work to do! 1313 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,083 Really? 1314 01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:13,166 There. 1315 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,750 Stop messing around, Chef! 1316 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:25,833 Don't overdo it! 1317 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:28,416 Think of your poor heart! 1318 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:32,708 And you think of the ass-kicking I'll give you when I come down! 1319 01:16:32,791 --> 01:16:34,250 You asshole! 1320 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,583 You were right, 1321 01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:57,041 this place does look fun! 1322 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,166 - Hello. - Hello, ma'am. 1323 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:06,750 Could we have lunch? Give us your best table. 1324 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,458 Come and choose one yourself. Please follow me. 1325 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:10,583 I'll be right back. 1326 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,791 Is Mr Frazier still sleeping? 1327 01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,958 No, another woman came to visit him. 1328 01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:18,791 Good things always come in threes. 1329 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:20,875 I hope he has a big bed. 1330 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,125 He has two rooms. 1331 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:26,291 One for the first woman last night, and another for the one this morning. 1332 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:30,208 I see. When you see him, give him the number of my room too. 1333 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:32,958 Do you think that's reasonable? 1334 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:34,125 Do as you're told. 1335 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,666 What name shall I give him? 1336 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,291 It's a surprise. 1337 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:44,875 Okay, I picked the best table. 1338 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,208 While we wait for lunch, 1339 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,708 we could go for a walk in the forest. 1340 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:52,666 Don't you think a room would be more comfortable? 1341 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,208 A room? Right now? 1342 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:57,458 Isn't that what you wanted? 1343 01:17:57,541 --> 01:18:00,166 I love you, my little sweetheart. 1344 01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:02,083 Say, ma'am! 1345 01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:12,375 That asshole! 1346 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:21,000 - Here you are, sir. - Excuse me. Thank you, ma'am. 1347 01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:26,541 Could you send us a bottle of champagne, if you please? 1348 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,625 - Certainly. - Thank you, ma'am. 1349 01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:38,583 They're so cute! 1350 01:18:38,666 --> 01:18:40,416 Not very big, but very cute. 1351 01:18:43,208 --> 01:18:44,708 You have great timing! 1352 01:18:46,041 --> 01:18:48,958 - And you're having a great time! - Come on! 1353 01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:50,875 She dragged me in here! 1354 01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:52,708 Yes, poor you! 1355 01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:55,958 She just fell and I tried to help her up. 1356 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:57,625 No need to follow her around. 1357 01:18:57,708 --> 01:18:59,458 That'll teach me to help the staff. 1358 01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:03,625 I've told you to never climb on a chair to hang the laundry. 1359 01:19:04,541 --> 01:19:06,541 And you say nothing! 1360 01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:09,666 What if she'd broken her leg when we're all busy? 1361 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:11,500 Who would be doing her job? 1362 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:12,583 Me? 1363 01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:14,458 You piss me off. 1364 01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,458 So beautiful. 1365 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:23,000 No, no, no! 1366 01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:26,208 It needs more nuance! Add a bit more life into it! 1367 01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:27,333 Let's start over. 1368 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:29,375 Dear Sir! 1369 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:33,041 Don't make me regret accepting to meet you here, 1370 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:37,083 in a moment of weakness. 1371 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:39,666 My heart beats for no one but you. 1372 01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:42,833 - Madame-- - Miss! 1373 01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:46,500 - No, the text says "Madame." - I don't like that. 1374 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,583 She doesn't like it... Fine, then. 1375 01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:51,291 Miss... 1376 01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,708 Imagining the woman I love in the arms of another 1377 01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:56,833 is unbearable to me. 1378 01:19:56,916 --> 01:19:58,541 You're hurting me! 1379 01:19:58,625 --> 01:20:01,041 You're ripping my clothes! 1380 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,833 - But... that's Dorothée! - Come on now! 1381 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:06,666 That's simply impossible. Let's continue. 1382 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:11,916 Stop it! You're such an animal! 1383 01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:17,958 - Leave me alone! Stop it! - What do you mean, "stop it?" 1384 01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:20,875 Are you kidding me? You don't know what you want! 1385 01:20:22,041 --> 01:20:23,541 Dorothée! Are you in here? 1386 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,166 Kiss me, quick! It's François! 1387 01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,500 "François?" What the hell does that mean? 1388 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:28,916 Is this a set-up? 1389 01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:32,416 You damn bastard! 1390 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,458 I see, this was all a trap! 1391 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:39,958 It's not me! 1392 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:42,666 She's the one who brought me here! 1393 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:46,458 And he's a coward! I'm going to kill this loser! 1394 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,541 Get the hell out! Go find your other mistresses! 1395 01:20:49,625 --> 01:20:51,708 I'll explain later. I'll get him first! 1396 01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,958 Where is he? 1397 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:07,375 Is this what you call a peaceful inn? 1398 01:21:08,208 --> 01:21:10,208 That's nothing, they're just jogging. 1399 01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:43,083 Where is he? 1400 01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:45,375 François left me here. He's hearing voices. 1401 01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,375 I'm going to get rid of that pervert! 1402 01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:51,583 What the hell are you doing in that get-up? Take that off! 1403 01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:54,708 - No! We're not done rehearsing! - Go rehearse somewhere else. 1404 01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:56,833 I have a potential buyer for this place, 1405 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,166 but he's going crazy with all this nonsense! 1406 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:02,708 If he suddenly sees a chick in fancy dress in the hallway, 1407 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:04,791 he'll never want to buy! 1408 01:22:04,875 --> 01:22:07,041 Help me, I can't take it off alone! 1409 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,791 All this just to surprise my husband! Honestly... 1410 01:22:09,916 --> 01:22:13,416 Tell your husband to help you, it's not my job. 1411 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:16,458 Aren't they cute? 1412 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:22,500 Are you insane? 1413 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,083 There's the coward! 1414 01:22:25,166 --> 01:22:27,375 - Yes, here he is. - I'm going to kill him. 1415 01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:29,958 I'll beat him up! I'll destroy him! 1416 01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:35,708 Don't forget to tip the staff. 1417 01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:41,583 What a racist! 1418 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:45,250 - What's wrong with this thing? - Watch it! 1419 01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:48,958 - Can you take it off or not? - Hey, this isn't my job! 1420 01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:51,166 I don't mind helping, but there are limits. 1421 01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:53,041 - Well? - This damn thing... 1422 01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:03,791 Please excuse me, there's a madman chasing me. 1423 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:05,708 Am I disturbing you? 1424 01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:08,166 Not at all, she was about to leave. 1425 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:09,375 Take that thing off. 1426 01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,125 You? 1427 01:23:11,208 --> 01:23:13,958 What about you? What are you doing here? 1428 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:17,958 As for what you're up to, there's no need for an explanation! 1429 01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:19,958 And dressed up as an aristocrat! 1430 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,750 You come to inns to get laid 1431 01:23:22,833 --> 01:23:24,750 dressed up like a courtesan! 1432 01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:28,125 For erotic refinement, that takes the cake! 1433 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:32,958 And you, you little runt, have dragged my wife into debauchery? 1434 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:35,375 Hey, she didn't need me for that! 1435 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:38,041 And stop screaming! I'm not screaming, am I? 1436 01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,125 Take your damn woman away! 1437 01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:41,791 And preferably, in silence. 1438 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:44,625 He wants me to shut up! 1439 01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:46,708 That's the last straw! 1440 01:23:46,791 --> 01:23:48,833 I'm going to murder this idiot! 1441 01:23:48,916 --> 01:23:52,500 This place isn't an inn, it's a whorehouse! 1442 01:23:52,583 --> 01:23:55,166 Hey, give my star-rating a bit of respect. 1443 01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,958 You can shove your stars up-- 1444 01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:58,791 Hey, let's be polite! 1445 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,541 I'm going to wipe the floor with you! 1446 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:05,166 You! You're the one who dragged my wife into indecency? 1447 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:07,166 Now I understand all the little chats 1448 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,875 when you're at the salon! You son of a bitch! 1449 01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:12,083 What about Dorothée? You've got some nerve! 1450 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:13,416 What a nice coincidence! 1451 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:16,083 I was about to get revenge, but I was interrupted. 1452 01:24:16,166 --> 01:24:17,166 Really? 1453 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,333 That other idiot was an animal. 1454 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:23,833 But you... you seem so gentle. 1455 01:24:26,375 --> 01:24:27,583 So gentle... 1456 01:24:29,958 --> 01:24:32,333 François, if that's you, go play somewhere else! 1457 01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:34,583 I'm in very good hands, thank you! 1458 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:35,875 It's the champagne! 1459 01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:38,416 Where are you going? 1460 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,500 To get the glasses. 1461 01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:41,291 Come in! 1462 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:48,500 Sorry that took so long, I didn't have any chilled champagne. 1463 01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:53,500 Are you alone? 1464 01:24:53,583 --> 01:24:54,958 Just for the moment. 1465 01:24:55,041 --> 01:24:58,958 Dorothée gets insanely jealous, and for no good reason. 1466 01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:01,458 I'm sorry you had to deal with that. 1467 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,625 Poor Agathe, I ruined her surprise. 1468 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:09,208 - If you were in my position-- - Yes, you tried to put yourself in mine! 1469 01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:13,250 Yes... You know, for revenge, women are capable of anything! 1470 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:15,333 And for no reason at all! 1471 01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:17,666 Honey! Where have you been? 1472 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,291 We all have moments of weakness. 1473 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:22,875 Yes, we sure do! 1474 01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:25,041 - Honey! Did François explain it all? - Yes. 1475 01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:28,083 - We sorted it all out. - The champagne you ordered is here. 1476 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,625 Where? 1477 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,708 To drink with who? 1478 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:34,500 - It's for me! - Yes, it's for him! 1479 01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,791 Excuse me, she's waiting for me. Sorry. 1480 01:25:37,625 --> 01:25:39,125 - Yes... - Well? 1481 01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,458 Can't we have some too? 1482 01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:43,708 Yes! Ma'am, could you bring us some chilled champagne too? 1483 01:25:43,791 --> 01:25:45,041 Come on, honey. 1484 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:48,916 This is worse than the fall of Rome! 1485 01:25:53,125 --> 01:25:54,750 What do I do in all this? 1486 01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:58,875 That problem must definitely be resolved. 1487 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:08,083 Momo! 1488 01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:10,333 Momo, come here! 1489 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,833 Momo, I'll make a great chef out of you! 1490 01:26:17,875 --> 01:26:19,416 I'm going to fall on my ass! 1491 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:24,125 Momo, I'll put you back on clean-up duty! 1492 01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:26,916 Who should I call in case of an accident? 1493 01:26:28,416 --> 01:26:30,250 Do something, you asshole! 1494 01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:31,916 Go get me a ladder! 1495 01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:33,750 Félix? 1496 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:36,875 Félix! 1497 01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:45,791 It's best if Boss Lady doesn't see your daredevil stunts. 1498 01:26:46,416 --> 01:26:48,625 She might not like it. 1499 01:26:48,708 --> 01:26:51,625 I'm begging you, get me a ladder! 1500 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:55,458 Alright, fine. But we'll have to ban vocabulary 1501 01:26:55,541 --> 01:26:58,833 such as "asshole", "loser", "son of an alcoholic", 1502 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:01,958 and other insults which are incompatible with my dignity. 1503 01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:04,250 I promise! I swear, Momo! 1504 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,875 Hurry! Hurry up, Momo! 1505 01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:09,625 If you break your promise, 1506 01:27:09,708 --> 01:27:12,041 I could go tell everyone your naughty adventures 1507 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,291 as fun little anecdotes. 1508 01:27:14,375 --> 01:27:15,916 Say, for example... 1509 01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:19,375 "The cook had more fun in bed than in the kitchen!" 1510 01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:21,125 Momo! 1511 01:27:21,208 --> 01:27:23,041 Get a move on! 1512 01:27:23,125 --> 01:27:24,833 Wait, I almost forgot! 1513 01:27:24,916 --> 01:27:26,958 No more peeling! My fingers are delicate! 1514 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:30,458 Dirty work is bad for my hands, got it? Let's shake on it! 1515 01:27:30,541 --> 01:27:34,500 Fine! Come on up here and we'll shake hands! 1516 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,083 I'll shake with both hands! 1517 01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:38,208 Well, keep one hand to hold the ladder. 1518 01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:41,500 Come on, shake a leg, baby! 1519 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:46,333 What are you doing up there? 1520 01:27:46,416 --> 01:27:49,541 He's fixing a leak in the gutter, so you don't have to pay. 1521 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:51,541 First, the chimney, now, the gutter? 1522 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,416 I thought you hated doing DIY. 1523 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:56,208 Mr Félix has the best interest of this place at heart. 1524 01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:58,750 Isn't this boy cute? 1525 01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:00,208 Okay, be a nice boy, 1526 01:28:00,291 --> 01:28:03,041 go tell Mrs Sulpice to get the vegetables ready. 1527 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,583 - Go on, boy. - With pleasure, Mr Félix! 1528 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:07,666 - Yeah... - Well, that is his job! 1529 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:10,333 That boy's got a great future, he'll go far in life! 1530 01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:11,666 We can't ruin it for him. 1531 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:14,666 You don't get it? I'll explain, come on. 1532 01:28:27,791 --> 01:28:28,916 Hello, Mr Félix. 1533 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,041 - How are you? - Fine. 1534 01:28:30,125 --> 01:28:31,125 Well? 1535 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:39,291 So, we gave you a new fender, radiator, 1536 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:43,291 then we gave it a polish. I did the best I could for the bill. 1537 01:28:44,041 --> 01:28:45,375 It's quite a bit, yes. 1538 01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:49,541 It's not cheap, but it's fine. We'll put it down as a general expense. 1539 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:50,791 Here. 1540 01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:51,916 And anyway... 1541 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:55,208 when you come eat here, I'll do the best I can! 1542 01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:59,041 - Put it as a general expense. - I don't have any cash. 1543 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,250 - It's fine, keep it all. - Thanks a lot! 1544 01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:02,333 Bye, Mr Félix. 1545 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,750 You had some trouble with my car? 1546 01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:19,833 Uh.. just an oil change. 1547 01:29:19,916 --> 01:29:22,333 That's right, and cleaned it up nicely. 1548 01:29:23,666 --> 01:29:27,583 He could take a bit more care of me instead of his car. 1549 01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:30,500 Never satisfied, are they? 1550 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,958 Damn women! You do things for them and they just complain. 1551 01:29:35,041 --> 01:29:37,625 - They're never satisfied. - You bet! 1552 01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:40,666 Right, let's settle this, shall we? 1553 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,916 Come on, that's way too much! 1554 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,708 - Come on! - I guess it was worth that much. 1555 01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:48,958 I make more money working with you than I do for TV! 1556 01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:51,458 - Well, so long, Mr Félix. - See you. 1557 01:29:53,625 --> 01:29:54,625 See you next time. 1558 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:04,166 Get the paperwork ready, we'll sign once we're back from the West Indies. 1559 01:30:04,250 --> 01:30:07,041 - Certainly. - I'll go get the car. 1560 01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:10,958 I can already hear the cicada buzzing! 1561 01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,291 - Thanks to who? - I could kiss you. 1562 01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:15,541 - Go on, you have my permission. - Thank you. 1563 01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:19,958 - I'll come visit you in the south. - Gladly! 1564 01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,750 Geneviève, tell me I'm dreaming! 1565 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:41,583 Well, Fredo? Still interested in restaurant scams? 1566 01:30:45,125 --> 01:30:46,375 You've had a good week! 1567 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:54,000 As usual, he said he wanted to buy the establishment. 1568 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:57,166 It makes you trust him and makes his stay much easier for him. 1569 01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:02,833 Forgive me, honey... I feel a bit faint. 1570 01:31:05,875 --> 01:31:08,083 Women rarely come here with their husbands. 1571 01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:12,583 So, it's hard to make a claim without saying where they were robbed. 1572 01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:16,208 My ring! 1573 01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:18,416 My necklace! 1574 01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:20,166 That rotten bastard! 1575 01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:21,833 We even cleared his bill! 1576 01:31:21,916 --> 01:31:25,083 And that young guy who cost me a fortune! 1577 01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:27,750 That guy should rot in jail! 1578 01:31:31,333 --> 01:31:33,708 You'll reduce his sentence again, won't you? 1579 01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:36,833 You bunch of scumbags! 1580 01:31:36,916 --> 01:31:39,708 In six months, he'll start all over again! 1581 01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:42,250 But once he's free, I'll shoot the bastard! 1582 01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:43,791 I'll shoot the jury, 1583 01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:47,083 I'll even blow up the goddamn court! 1584 01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:49,291 And if that doesn't work... 1585 01:31:50,541 --> 01:31:51,958 I leave Geneviève behind, 1586 01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:53,208 my kitchen too, 1587 01:31:54,041 --> 01:31:55,458 and I call it a day. 1588 01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:59,333 Bananas in sauerkraut? That's worth at least ten years. 1589 01:31:59,416 --> 01:32:03,333 Dear Lord, in all your kindness and mercy, 1590 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:07,750 please make the soul of this fucking lost sheep-- 1591 01:32:07,833 --> 01:32:08,833 Forgive me! 1592 01:32:08,916 --> 01:32:11,083 Perish in the eternal flames! 1593 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:14,500 Hold me back, I'm going to strangle that man! 1594 01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:15,833 Hold me back! 1595 01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:40,166 From the dawn of time to present day 1596 01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:42,916 there have always been innkeepers 1597 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:45,250 Selling wine, wearing furs or jackets 1598 01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:47,916 Beer, gin fizz, or cat piss 1599 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:50,791 From the moment the first chef cooked 1600 01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,208 A piece of mammoth on a rock 1601 01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:55,958 France said "hallelujah, cock-a-doodle-doo!" 1602 01:32:56,041 --> 01:32:58,958 We may not be modest, but we're great cooks 1603 01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:01,250 We're not out of the woods yet 1604 01:33:01,333 --> 01:33:04,125 All over the country 1605 01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:07,458 All the Gauls think they call the shots 1606 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:09,541 From Pierre, to Paul, to Serge 1607 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:11,791 They give themselves three stars 1608 01:33:11,875 --> 01:33:14,291 Relaxing at the table or in bed 1609 01:33:14,375 --> 01:33:17,875 They drink two bottles, then drown in a glass of water 1610 01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:32,666 Even when we ran out of ideas 1611 01:33:32,750 --> 01:33:35,375 We found a way to be creative 1612 01:33:35,458 --> 01:33:38,041 Really? What talent! Thanks, Mom! 1613 01:33:38,125 --> 01:33:40,916 We should all be given medals 1614 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,333 We're not out of the woods yet 1615 01:33:43,416 --> 01:33:46,208 All over the country 1616 01:33:46,291 --> 01:33:49,583 All the Gauls think they call the shots 1617 01:33:49,666 --> 01:33:51,541 From Pierre, to Paul, to Serge 1618 01:33:51,625 --> 01:33:53,666 They give themselves three stars 1619 01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:56,291 Relaxing at the table or in bed 1620 01:33:56,375 --> 01:33:59,708 They drink two bottles, then drown in a glass of water 111162

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