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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's good.

My turn.

Oh yeah, oh yes, it's soft.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Is that good?

Why are you so wet?

Oh yeah, that is...

Oh yeah...

Yes, yes...

Oh yeah...

Get on top of me like that, on top of me, I like it like that.

Oh yeah, fuck me...

Oh, you like being fucked, huh?

Oh, my head.

Oof.

Oh, it's so long.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

I'll fuck you from behind.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like that?

Don't stop.

Tell me you like it.

Oh, that is insane.

I'll put it in your back.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'll fuck you.

What a fucking nut job.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I'm going to come all over you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, swallow it.

Oh, suck it.

Suck all of it.

Don't go, Claudius. Stay and talk.

You know I can't.

You can. Let's do it again, Claudius.

That's enough, Helena. You know it's my life's work.

Still those damn Daniels.

You don't understand, wife, the importance of what I'm doing.

It will be the definitive work on the Etruscan culture.

Don't you realize that?

Who gives a shit about the Etruscans? I'm still horny, honey.

Look, I'm doing this work for posterity.

Bugger posterity.

Fuck your wife, who's longing for you.

Narcissus!

Ave, Claudius.

Always punctual, huh?

Always at your service, Claudius.

That's my boy. Have you found what I asked you for?

Of course. A freed man should always fulfill the desires of his master.

And is she beautiful?

Stunning. Really stunning.

And she says she's dying to meet you, Claudius.

She's not some tarted-up old baggish.

I said I wanted a dewy little rosebud. Remember that?

How old is this bird, anyway?

About the same age as your wife.

Idiot. I said I wanted a virgin.

In Rome?

There have to be some chaste women left in the city somewhere.

Well, there might be one.

Come on, move your ass, Narcissus. Find my rosebud.

I'll do my best. Don't worry.

🎵

She's the one I've been looking for.

I want her.

Better keep your hands off that little number.

Now, sisters, I have got to have that little rosebud.

But she's the daughter of your cousin, Barbato Masala.

Even better.

That way it stays in the family.

Very well, I'll fix her up with you.

Get me an hour alone with her, Narcissus. I swear I'll cover you with gold.

Be ready for it this evening, Master. I give you my word, I promise.

Aren't you butchering things?

Taking liberties? I mean, we hardly know each other.

Meanwhile, time is flying. Flying never to return.

Are you a poet as well?

Your beauty inspires me.

Do you really fancy me?

Oh, like crazy. Yes, like crazy.

Oh, narcissist.

Oh, you sweet talker girl.

My slave, come and help me prepare for the night.

What's the matter with you this evening?

Why are you caressing me this way?

Why are you so fiery tonight?

Oh yes, oh sweet slave.

Kiss me, caress me,

quench the fire that devours me.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Hey, you're no slave girl.

You're a man.

What do you want?

Would you rather have a sapphic slave girl?

Oh no.

Then allow me to introduce you

to the joys of heterosexuality.

Listen, Claudius, if I give you my maidenhead,

I want something in exchange.

So you'll recognize me then?

Of course.

Everybody at court knows Claudius,

the renowned Etruscan historian.

And besides, we're distant relatives, aren't we?

Oh, Miss Alina, I'm absolutely crazy about you.

Be mine and I'll give you whatever you want.

Anything, I mean it, really.

Introduce me to Caligula.

What, that sexy maniac?

Why do you want to meet that dangerous lunatic?

Only to seduce and marry him.

Marry him?

Marry me, I'll repudiate my wife tomorrow.

Thanks, but you're not the emperor.

Caligula, on the other hand, is.

I'm itching to sit on that throne.

But you, for this favor,

can be the first to enjoy me

in a whole night of love.

It'll be the most fantastic night you've ever had.

Suck on this honey bunny

Peace.

It's so good.

Swallow it.

Let's try something different now.

Oh yeah.

I just learned this new position.

Oh, isn't that great?

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

Oh, easy. You'll split me from Astrid, Chad.

I'm trying to do.

I love it.

Bitch, I got my hands.

It's so huge and...

and hard.

Mmm, that is so good!

Oh, you like that?

Oh, tell me you like that.

Oh, let me hear it.

You like the feel of it inside you, don't you?

Oh, yes. It's lovely.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Can you fill me right up?

Oh, gods.

Oh, bliss.

Yes.

Now, sweet slave, drink from my fountain of life.

Oh, I love when you ride me.

Oh, it's... it's velvet.

Oh, you're so wet.

Oh, yeah.

Now, with your sweet, tight ass.

Yes.

Oh, you love that.

Oh, yes, yes. I love you.

Pick up my ass.

Oh, that is...

Oh, that is good.

Oh, Miss Allen, you are wild.

Oh, you like that?

Does it make you feel good?

Does that make you feel good?

It's never been this good before.

You like that? Oh, you like that?

Tell me you like it.

I want to hear you say you like it.

Tell me you like it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, now I'm going to drink the juice from my vitals.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good God.

That's it. Now suck it.

So there you are, Claudius.

Masala, I was just...

Hail Caesar!

What?

Caligula has been assassinated and the Praetorian

Guard has acclaimed you Emperor, Claudius.

But I...

Claudius, don't be so dim.

You've become the Emperor.

It's quite simple.

If Rome calls me, I shall obey.

Well, you wanted to marry an Emperor, Miss Selina, didn't you?

So come on.

Any objections, Masala?

No, Caesar, it's a great honor for my family.

Come along, Emperor.

There, that's it.

You look lovely.

Surely, Miss Selena, you're satisfied now. You've achieved your goal now.

Of course. I'm the most powerful woman in Rome now.

And the most beautiful.

I bet the Emperor's wearing himself out in the imperial bed.

I wish he were.

But I'm afraid he's always too busy with affairs of state.

Ah, poor me. And I just sit here, burning with desire.

I'm always at your disposal, you know that, oh divine one.

Call on me whenever you wish.

Thank you.

I intend to build another aqueduct.

Rome has become a large city and consequently needs lots of water.

Furthermore, I have the intention of

building a new, very large port around the...

Hey, look, I found one!

Ah, Miss Alina.

Claudius, I want to talk to you.

In private, of course.

Not now, Miss Alina. I'm busy, don't you see?

I just wanted to show you my new clothes. How about it?

Later, dear, later.

Very well.

Since you're not interested in my clothes, I'll find someone

who's more interested in them and what's inside them.

Miss Alina!

Caesar! The legions in Britain need reinforcements.

Britain, huh? Of course.

Now take off your armor, men.

And lay down your arms, soldiers.

You owe me blind obedience as your Empress.

So please strip off.

Now, live up to your reputation as warriors in this battle of love.

All right, come here now.

I must speak with you.

What is it, Narcissus?

I've just seen Messalina with two Praetorians.

Shameless hussy!

See that she receives nobody else.

Go!

Gaia, come here.

Yes, Divine One.

Yes?

Now I want you to deliver this to my friend Aula.

Very well.

Now, let's see.

How's he hung?

Like a jackass.

Fine.

Let's have a look at this one.

Look what I found.

A useful all-purpose weapon.

Sure.

You should be pleased.

Turn around.

Do we keep this or throw him back?

He'll do, all right.

All ready?

Sure, let's go.

Then we'll be free men.

Certainly.

Stop, you can't go in there.

But, Bessaline, I expect to have...

By order of the Emperor.

Come on, it's the word of the Emperor.

I'm following the orders.

Nobody's allowed in there.

We're not men either.

Please, please.

Oh, it's you.

The Empress is waiting.

Come in, please.

Glad you're here.

That's right.

Are these the girls?

Yes.

Fine.

Let's see if I like them.

They look virginal.

This one's pretty.

So is this one.

Whoa!

That's right, slam it on.

Besides, it's time to grant citizenship to the colonies.

That wouldn't be very good politically, Caesar.

On the contrary, this move would win me the support of...

Oh, divine Caesar.

What is it now, Narcissus?

You can't burst in here like my wife.

It is precisely about her I wish to talk.

With a trick, she's managed to get some slaves into her rooms, it seems.

And then...

Slaves now, is it?

See to it they are silenced.

Right at once.

Where were we?

You spoke of giving citizenship to the colonies, divine Caesar.

Citizenship?

Put the colonies to fire and sword!

My order of the Emperor, 100 lashes each!

Hey, how do you dare burst into my rooms like this?

I'm the Empress!

How dare you I say! The Empress is the right to anything she

pleases and I do exactly as I please, so there, is that quite clear?

You have no sense of responsibility, Messalina. Thank goodness

Narcissus warned me. Your excesses could have had disastrous results.

My political enemies are longing for a scandal. If they get one, they'll

crucify me. I certainly don't want to be eliminated in such a way.

What about your responsibilities towards me?

You're my wife, Messalina. You're the Empress.

What are you doing this evening?

What a question. You know I have to take the

chair at the Council of Provincial Governors.

Oh. And you'll be back late, as usual, hm?

Of course I'll be back late. But don't fool yourself. I've

given orders to Narcissus to see that you're well guarded.

If I were in your sandals, I wouldn't trust that freedman. He's a man, too.

Don't forget, Narcissus. Let me know if anything happens.

Of course.

Gaia.

Coming, oh divine one.

What am I gonna do now?

Why not try corrupting that idiot narcissist?

That creep is far too scared of the Gelder's knife,

the worm.

Maybe you could slip out without him seeing you.

How the devil could I do that?

Oh divine one, is there not a secret way out

of the palace in case of emergency?

What?

Along the secret passage?

Along the secret passage.

Of course.

Say Gaia, darling, you have an absolutely fantastic idea.

I'll wear this so nobody will be able to recognize me

and I'll go wherever I like.

Yes.

I'll go down to the gladiator's barracks.

Oh no, you can't go there, they all know you.

I better stay at home then.

Why?

Because I'm known everywhere in Rome, aren't I?

They won't recognize you in a,

in a tavern.

That's it, I'll go to a tavern.

One where the whores go.

Gaia.

Yes?

I'm going.

Right now.

Fine.

Come on, you can stay and sleep very well.

The secret passage is down there.

Right. I'm off.

Come on, boys.

Come here.

What are you talking about?

Are you the landlord of this inn?

That's right.

Why?

I want to pick up men this evening.

Well, let's see what you've got to offer.

Venus, be praised.

You're a piece of goods for patricians you are.

My customers can't afford you.

I'm not a patrician.

I'm a landlord.

My customers can't afford you.

Don't waste your time here.

Oh, maybe I forgot to mention.

I'm the one who pays.

And remember, I can take more than one set at a time.

Is that clear?

Oh, well.

The best drink is placed in a world...

Keep your distance.

That's right.

Come on, you lucky people.

There's enough for everybody.

Come on.

Very nice.

I like this.

Come on.

You like it?

Yeah.

All right.

Good time is guaranteed for all.

Whoa.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

God be praised for sending you here, my duck.

Here's a nice soft table for your pretty ass.

Oh, me first, eh?

Put on the table.

We're looking after you.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

All right.

Let's see her.

Oh, yeah.

What's going on over there?

I'm telling you, this is a dress hall.

Okay, everybody.

Now, there's enough for everybody.

Calm down.

Calm down, one at a time.

Okay, that's...

Nice.

Off with the dress.

I like this too.

Oh, wow.

Hey, not bad, eh?

Mmm, nice.

This is a pretty good place.

I like it.

This is a first-class joint here.

Are you happy, folks?

Good-looking girl.

Come here, come here, yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

She's looking good.

Yes, darling.

Yes.

That's the way to do it.

Look at this baby, baby.

All right.

This is working hard too, ain't it?

It feels, anyway, like.

Oh, yeah.

Something.

I don't know why.

You must have said another word.

Oh, yeah.

You're speaking fortune.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

I'm going to push you.

Oh, God.

Hey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, man.

I'm getting curious and all, but man,

the time between her legs.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, look at that.

Oh, she's beautiful.

Beautiful.

Yeah, she's beautiful.

Oh, wow.

Have you seen her on the street?

Oh, my God.

That was her room.

She's growing a little, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, that's how you hang out with somebody.

Give it to her.

OK.

Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that cute leg.

Oh, yeah.

Up and down, baby.

In and out.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's beautiful.

Oh, she's so beautiful.

Look at her ass hole.

Oh, yeah.

Great ass.

Oh, yeah.

Looks like a little button, doesn't it?

Yeah, great ass.

Yeah, in and out.

Oh, come on.

Good.

What the fuck up my ass?

No!

Uh, uh, uh.

Yeah, keep it up.

Rev it into it.

It's looking good.

Whoa.

Bring some more wine.

Oh, yes.

Uh huh.

Uh, uh, uh.

No, no.

Don't we all get a crack at her?

We all get a crack at her.

I mean, wait.

How long has this given?

This guy's been going at it for?

Oh, what was that?

I know.

I'd like to have a little more.

It's a bit slotted down, like I said.

Yeah, we don't want to be expecting.

I know.

And now we, you know.

I don't know how much it is.

Nice look.

I love you.

Ave.

Who are you, handsome?

I'm the Consul Casimiles.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a filthy place like this?

Why, don't you fancy me?

Certainly do, but I know who you are.

Let's go.

Sure.

If you were to tell Claudius what you've seen this evening,

it could be greatly to your advantage.

What do you want for your silence?

One night of love, to be my reward.

It'll be a reward for me too.

Stop following me around.

Gaius, this is the first time I've ever said this.

I love you.

I love you too, Miss Alina.

Darling, I can't live without you.

Let's run away. Far, far away.

It wouldn't work, Gaius.

My husband's the Emperor.

He'd find us wherever we were. We don't stand.

Oh, well, let's have the love in secret. We'd have no choice.

What else can we do?

It's my destiny.

We must resign ourselves to our fate.

What are we going to do about Narcissus?

The odious Narcissus.

Maybe there is a way to get rid of that son of a bitch.

That bastard.

The disgusting watchdog.

Gaia?

Orders from you, Divine One.

Take this message to Claudius and see that he reads it at once.

Very good.

Narcissus?

You called me, Messalina?

Why don't you stay and keep me company for a while?

You have slave girls for that, oh divine one.

Well, they aren't around just now.

And besides, I prefer male company.

What are you saying?

No, please, please don't ask me to do this.

Oh, please Miss Alina.

You can't refuse me. I'm your Empress.

I can't do it Miss Alina, please.

Here I am, hot and panting, and you don't want

to taste the joy of forbidden love Narcissus?

It would be my downfall.

Does that matter if you have me?

I guess not, you're right.

Oh, yes.

I have a vision between your legs.

Oh, yes.

Yes, like that.

Yes, yes, like that.

Like it, like it.

Oh yes, you're driving me crazy.

How could I have resisted you?

Oh yes.

My jove.

This is like the nectar of the gods.

Oh yes, you like it, don't you?

Yes, yes.

How could I ever have thought about my career?

This is pure bliss.

Oh, my Selena.

Yes.

Yes.

By Jupiter, I'm gonna stick it in your ass now.

Oh yes, oh yes.

What a tight ass you have.

Oh, oh, oh, this is an emperor's delight.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Oh, oh, oh, oh yes.

I'd rather be a freedman than a slave.

Oh, oh yes, yes, slowly.

Oh, oh, oh, you're gonna come out.

Oh, oh, oh yes.

Oh, oh yeah.

My balls are so tired, they're filling up with comm.

Oh, oh yeah.

Oh Narcissus, you're driving me crazy.

Oh, oh yes.

I'm on top of you.

Oh Jesus.

Yes, Empress and slut.

Slut and Empress.

Pussy now, pussy.

Oh, I can never have enough of you.

Oh, oh yes.

Your ass.

Oh yes, it's cool.

Oh yeah.

Hotter.

Hotter.

You're satisfied with this.

A little more and more.

Yes.

Good job.

Look at your eyes.

It's all the way in.

My scissors.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Okay.

It's right there where you want it.

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

Yes, faster.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.

Oh, yes, my empress.

Oh, yes.

Oh, all the fountains of Rome.

Oh, yes, I want it.

Oh, what a delight.

What a delight.

How could I have ever thought of resisting you?

Messunina, Adultera.

Claudius, oh my goodness.

Seize him, guards, and feed the filthy fornicator

the lions at once.

Help, help, no, help.

Oh, my poor dear wife.

The dirty swine raped me.

He did.

He took me by force.

I'll have him engelded before he's thrown to the lions.

Please, Claudius, stay here with me.

I can't.

My duties call me from your side.

Oh, shit.

You're never here when I need you.

You always leave me alone.

Forgive me, darling.

I'll spend some time with you tomorrow, I promise.

Now we've managed to get rid of that pain in the ass Narcissus.

Nobody's gonna stop us loving each other.

Say that again, my love.

But...

Let's not waste time in pointless chatter.

I'm...

That's so good.

Oh, my queen.

Oh, my queen.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, ride me.

Oh, yeah, fuck me.

Let's try another angle, yes?

Try it.

Oh, yeah.

I'm taking my hat.

Oh, is that good?

Oh, oh yes.

Oh, you like my dick like that?

You like that?

You like me burying my dick inside you?

Oh yeah.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, I want to...

Oh, you like that?

You like that?

Is that good?

Oh, come on.

Ugh.

You like that? You like that?

Oh, bury it in your ass.

Bury my dick in your ass.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Keep on pressing with your fiery sword.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Go on.

Oh, bury it, suck it, eat it.

Oh, lick it clean, lick it clean.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Suck my soul.

Oof.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, nice and lean.