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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,234 "Here I come." 2 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,362 "I'm a showman." 3 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:53,775 "l've brought a series of motion pictures with me." 4 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:57,808 "Each story is a new one, a sweet one." 5 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:02,714 "Each tale is a piece of magic of cinema." 6 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,361 "Here I come." 7 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,557 "I'm a showman." 8 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:18,492 "I've brought a bouquet of narrations, some sweet and some not sweet." 9 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:22,663 "How did this magic come to rule everyone's life?" 10 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:27,638 "Each tale is a piece of magic of cinema." 11 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,549 "Take 10, take 20 and then some more." 12 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,742 "Till you make 100, a perfect score." 13 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,413 "100 is how old it is." 14 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:42,390 "This player hasn't aged." 15 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,228 "Take 10, take 20 and then some more." 16 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,298 "Till you make 100, a perfect score." 17 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,993 "100 is how old it is." 18 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:56,232 "This player hasn't aged." 19 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:10,516 "These tales are..." 20 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:15,020 "Pretty Awesome." 21 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,924 "There's happiness and sadness..." 22 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:23,262 "In different proportions." 23 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:27,769 "In different proportions." 24 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,211 "Take 10, take 20 and then some more." 25 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,245 "Till you make 100, a perfect score." 26 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,849 "100 is how old it is." 27 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:43,452 "This player hasn't aged." 28 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:54,724 Avi! What are you doing here? 29 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:55,891 What happened?! 30 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,763 Avi, wait! Your dad's asleep. 31 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:58,825 Av“! 32 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:03,563 Get up! 33 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:06,674 I'm not a eunuch! 34 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,973 I'm a homosexual! 35 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,570 You do know the difference, right? You are a professor! 36 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,183 It's neither wrong to be a eunuch, nor to be homosexual! 37 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,751 The only thing 'wrong is a person like you! 38 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,878 Did you hear me! Someone like you! 39 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,010 Get up! 40 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:57,624 "It's a strange tale.." 41 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:02,490 "Where does it begin, where does it end?" 42 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:07,631 "Where do these destinations lie?" 43 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:12,034 "Neither could he understand, nor could l." 44 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:17,104 "It's a strange tale.." 45 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:22,984 "Where does it begin, where does it end?" 46 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,725 "Where do these destinations lie?" 47 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:31,591 "Neither could he understand, nor could l." 48 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:58,149 "My best wishes are with you." 49 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:03,286 "For you are now an apple of someone's eye." 50 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:08,055 "My best wishes are with you." 51 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:13,103 "For you are now an apple of someone's eye." 52 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:18,097 "You have come so close to someone..." 53 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:22,736 "That you've distanced yourself from everyone else." 54 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,442 "It's a strange tale.." 55 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,912 See you later? 56 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:33,379 "Where does it begin, where does it end?" 57 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:37,792 "Where do these destinations lie?" 58 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:42,990 "Neither could he understand, nor could l." 59 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:48,970 "It's a strange tale.." 60 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,066 Good morning, ma'am. - Morning. 61 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:57,407 Good morning, ma'am. 62 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,278 I needed to discuss some papers with you. 63 00:08:58,337 --> 00:08:59,338 Just give me 2 minutes. 64 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:13,619 Hi. 65 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,136 A wedding necklace around the neck .and a hint of lust in the eyes. 66 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,327 Excuse me? 67 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,361 Who are you? 68 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,633 A new intern. 69 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,173 Temporary. For 3 months. 70 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,575 But I'll get a permanent job if you recommend me. 71 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,246 Let's see if you last that long. 72 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,110 Trust me, I last very long. 73 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,242 By the way, aren't you an associate editor? 74 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,047 Don't you have a cabin or something here? 75 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,016 I feel suffocated behind closed doors. 76 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,987 Do you have a problem with that? - Not at all. 77 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,783 And the view from here is great as 'well. 78 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,121 Quite hot, huh? 79 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,229 I, mo, like Gold-Gym trained types. 80 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,661 Rough, tough, puff. 81 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:47,925 Enough. 82 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,161 I'm gay, by the way. 83 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,739 What is this, madam?! Such a ﬂat reaction? 84 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,568 I deserve an overreaction over this statement. 85 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,209 Why? You are just a gay, not a terrorist. 86 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,970 You should tell that to my dad. 87 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,637 He would've spared me ifl was Kasab. 88 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,612 He wants to hang me as I am gay. 89 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:09,117 I don't blame him. I, mo, want to do the same. 90 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,750 Well... Sorry. I want to impress you. 91 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,382 111at's why I am going a little overboard. 92 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,085 I don't get impressed so quickly. 93 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,953 No stress. I've got 3 months. 94 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:20,686 What's your name? 95 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,254 Avinash. 96 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,457 Avinash what? 97 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,695 What's lies in this "What", ma'am? 98 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,032 It's this "What" that has screwed me up. 99 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,697 Just plain and simple Avinash. 100 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,005 Right. 101 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,632 Can 'we 'work now'? - Yeah, sure. 102 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,684 Hurry up, guys. We've to meet the deadline. 103 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,413 Amrita, c'mon. Hurry up. We have to lock in 5. 104 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,148 Gayatri. - Yes? -What is this? 105 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,520 Stars ﬁrst spread the rumours then deny it. 106 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,986 We, mo, publish a lie and then we write... 107 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,924 "Remained unavailable for comment." 108 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,361 It takes two to tango. 109 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,727 Nowlet me work. - Okay. 110 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:56,789 Amrita... 111 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,239 Sauce? 112 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,318 You want some... breadsticks? 113 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,379 No. 114 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:22,791 You know... 115 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,089 I always wanted to know... 116 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,693 How do you come to know if someone is gay? 117 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:27,887 Simple 118 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,762 Go and ask, "Are you a Shridevi fan or a Madhuri fan?" 119 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,833 If he's a Shridevi fan then he is deﬁnitely gay. 120 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,298 She's high cam, dude. 121 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,600 All gay men love her. 122 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,607 Wow. What analysis! 123 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,235 111ere's always an answer for everything in Bollywood. 124 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,771 If the canvas looks lovely, I'm going for it. 125 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:44,804 Avi... 126 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,043 Have you met Rahul? 127 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,347 He's from our marketing team. 128 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,713 Hi. - Hey, dude. 129 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,779 By the way, big Shridevi fan. 130 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,514 I love the "Wild Winds" song. 131 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:56,882 Excuse me. 132 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,019 Shridevi, huh? 133 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,690 Love her. 134 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,624 Coffee? 135 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,269 Black with two sugars. 136 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,595 Huh? 137 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,470 Okay, no sugar. 138 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,442 Go! Please! 139 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,502 Okay. 140 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,315 Hey. - I think we'll do this. 141 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,509 Hmm? - Hello. 142 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,414 Present? Fifty shades of grey. 143 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,586 I've been avoiding it. 144 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,123 It's just cheap porn literature. 145 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,254 Means you'll read it for sure. 146 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,792 Of course. 147 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,842 Why are you in such a hurry? 148 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,679 I'm going to catch a movie. MAMI festival. 149 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,845 I'm giving myself a treat. It's my birthday. 150 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,182 It's your birthday! Why didn't you tell me?! 151 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,189 What's there to tell? It's like any other day. 152 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,349 Who are you going with? 153 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,520 Me and my loneliness. 154 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,557 I've bought a ticket for it as well. 155 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,932 Nonsense. You're coming over to my place for dinner. 156 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,934 No, Gayatri. Why be formal? It's not a big deal. 157 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,333 It's a very big deal. 158 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,870 You're coming to my house, tonight. 159 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,635 No excuses. This is final. 160 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:20,074 Gayatri, listen to me. - Otherwise, I'll reject it. 161 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,903 You'll be ready by 9? 162 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,970 Yup. 163 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,706 Move. - Wow. 164 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,979 Smells good. 165 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,680 Thank God, I made a little extra. For your surprise guest. 166 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,889 By the way what's her name? 167 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,448 His name is Avinash. 168 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,057 You invited a guy for dinner? 169 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,793 Why? Jealous? 170 00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,324 You have this emotion in you as well? 171 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,293 I thought you buried it in your childhood. 172 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,438 Seriously. Who is he? 173 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,736 He's works with me in my ofﬁce. 174 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,476 He's mad. He's gay. 175 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,167 He's 911V? 176 00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,709 Okay. So this is the overreaction he was talking about. 177 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:03,609 Who? 178 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,814 Thank you. 179 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,618 So you 'work for ON 'TV'? 180 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,088 Who do you do? 181 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,568 He works as a... - I'm a political analyst and a newsreader. 182 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,899 Newsreader! I always wanted to meet one. 183 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,096 Why? 184 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,973 To ask what's the challenge in telling about someone's death? 185 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,641 And it must be very challenging to write about... 186 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,614 ...the meaningless life of Bollywood stars, right? 187 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,411 By the way, you are talking about my profession. 188 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:36,946 I'm offended. 189 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,451 We've already talked about it, Gayatri. 190 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,717 Two years ago. - Oh wow. 191 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,086 I think you guys are going to ﬁght. 192 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,149 That's good. 193 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,024 It's said that the make-up sex is the best. 194 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,457 Make-up sex! 195 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,168 Today is his birthday! Happy birthday! 196 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,301 Happy birthday. 197 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,174 111ank you. But why aren't you looking at me? 198 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,210 I am. - You still aren't. 199 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,880 I'm gay, but I don't bite. 200 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,548 Unless, someone wants me to. 201 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,050 Over familiarity. 202 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,021 It's not just his but the problem of his generation. 203 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,384 Over familiarity. 204 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,016 I don't belong to my generation. 205 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,253 What do you mean? 206 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,059 I like everything big. 207 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,489 Big people. Big talks. 208 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,826 Old memories. Old songs. 209 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,025 Old songs? 210 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,134 Dev loves old Hindi ﬁlm music. 211 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,134 Me mo. 212 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,036 What music, man! 213 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:30,836 "Come to me." 214 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,001 My all time favorite. 215 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,811 "Come to me." Madan Mohan, 1964. 216 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,413 Yeah, Madan Mohan, man. What great music he used to create. 217 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,643 He was the most underrated composer. 218 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,480 The more you praise him the less it is. 219 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,741 True. 220 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,387 Dev, why don't you take him to your special room? 221 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,554 Why just special, I'm ready to go into any room. 222 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,493 Just shut up! He's my husband. - True. 223 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,927 "Come to me." 224 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:02,336 "For we might never get such a night again." - Oh, my God. 225 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,269 Wow! What a room, Boss! 226 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,932 It's even better than sex! 227 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,239 You've got used to crossing the limits. 228 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,846 It's now my profession. 229 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,840 You spend a lot of time in this room. 230 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,906 Right? 231 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,350 Yes. Me and my loneliness. 232 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,046 To listen to music in solitude? 233 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,690 What's the story behind it? 234 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,123 Music changes the way you think. 235 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:29,058 And sometimes doesn't even give you time to think. 236 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,572 May I? Jagjit Singh. 237 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,038 "Come closer..." 238 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:42,842 "Furl might not come to you again." 239 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,140 You are smiling a lot. 240 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,446 What's the sorrow that you're hiding? 241 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,244 "Embrace me..." 242 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,116 By the way, this was a question. 243 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:08,070 "For there might never be such affection in the eyes again." 244 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,733 Gayatri. - Yes? 245 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,102 I wanted to talk to you in private. 246 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,139 Just keep trying. I'll be back in 5. Hmm? 247 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,600 Yeah, tell me. 248 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,112 How often do you have sex with your husband? 249 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,203 What? Are you mad? 250 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,750 I'm not going to discuss my sex life with you in front of everyone. 251 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,150 Tell me. It's very important for me. 252 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,244 Tell me, please. 253 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,517 What pleasure will you gain from it? 254 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,555 Self-pleasure? 255 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,650 Oh, God. - Now don't be a prude. 256 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,695 You come here everyday dressed to kill. 257 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,320 Now why you are acting like a virgin. 258 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,364 And yes, if you don't give me the numbers, I'll ask for details. 259 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,927 Once or twice. - In a week? Not bad! 260 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,230 In a month. 261 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,168 Sometimes, even longer. - That's all? 262 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,169 Look, sex is over.. 263 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,103 Sex is overrated, okay? 264 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,744 Many years after marriage, it happens only sometimes. 265 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,104 And love? 266 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:54,773 Dev. 267 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,241 Yes, Dev? 268 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,785 Yeah, I'm going to be late from work. 269 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,321 Yeah, I'm going to mom's house. 270 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,586 Yeah, I'll see you. 271 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,522 Okay. 272 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,116 Love you. Bye. 273 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,855 I'll have to see you later. - Yeah. 274 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,927 Hi. 275 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,563 Hi. 276 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,907 Gayatri isn't at home. -I know. 277 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,711 I came hereto give you this CD. 278 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,741 Raﬁ's rare recordings. 279 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,009 You'll like them. 280 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:27,840 Thank you. 281 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,142 Cool. 282 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,483 You want to come in or... - Oh no. 283 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,284 You want to come out? 284 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,057 What? 285 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,219 You want to come out? 286 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,289 Where? 287 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,728 Just come with me. Trust me, you'll not regret it. 288 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:40,819 Come. 289 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,223 But where? 290 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,468 Where are you taking us? 291 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,729 Just come with me. Hurry up. - No, let's go back. 292 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:48,827 Come. Come. Come. 293 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,067 Come. Hurry up. 294 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,731 Hurry up now. 295 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,542 Just come. 296 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,872 Hey, where's Savitri? 297 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,007 I don't know. Try there. 298 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,443 Savitri ! 299 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,052 Savitri... Here you are. 300 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,279 Look, I've brought a big shot with me. 301 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,288 Will you sing for us? 302 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,484 Get lost! I won't. 303 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,423 Please. - She doesn't want to sing. Let's go. 304 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,620 Dev, please. One second. 305 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,888 Please. - I'll charge. 306 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,497 Yes, of course. He has a lot of money. He'll pay. 307 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,691 Start on the count of four. 308 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:17,990 One... 309 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,258 Two... 310 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:20,792 Three... 311 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,261 Faun 312 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,300 "Come to me." 313 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:33,474 "For we might never get such a night again." 314 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:38,872 "For we might never meet again." 315 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,757 "Come to me." 316 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:55,033 "For we might never get such a night again." 317 00:19:55,227 --> 00:20:00,227 "For we might never meet again." 318 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,283 "Come to me." 319 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,919 "To me." 320 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:17,683 Pay UP- 321 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,362 Don't encourage this. 322 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,774 What will you do with the money? 323 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,276 I'll feed my siblings. 324 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,108 Are you lying? 325 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,810 No, sir. I don't lie. It's bad to lie. 326 00:20:50,916 --> 00:21:00,496 "We are fortunate to get this moment." 327 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:10,904 "Look at me all you want by getting close to me." 328 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:17,271 "For you might never have this pleasure again." 329 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:27,914 "For we might never meet again." 330 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,971 "Come to me." 331 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,765 "To me." 332 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,410 I don't know 'what happened to Dev last night. 333 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,809 He was in such a great mood. 334 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,584 He was very happy- 335 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:49,946 He didn't tell you why? 336 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,076 No. 337 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,520 And, then 338 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,622 We...? 339 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,093 You guys had sex last night? 340 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,058 Yeah. And it was great! 341 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,096 What happened? 342 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,897 Nothing. Just not feeling well. 343 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,165 I'll see you later. 344 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,868 Are you okay? - Yeah. 345 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,340 So, we are going to telecast... - Someone is hereto meet you. 346 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,348 There's someone 'waiting. 347 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,078 Later. 348 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,448 I'll get back to you later. 349 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,514 Okay. 350 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:31,917 Sorry. 351 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:33,985 Hi. 352 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:35,394 All okay? - Yeah. 353 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:36,963 What are you doing here? 354 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:39,798 Nothing. Was just in the area. So I thought... 355 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,563 Your ofﬁce is an hour away. 356 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,105 What do you mean, "In the area?" 357 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,863 Yeah, you got me. 358 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,638 I'm hereto meet you. 359 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:48,900 Why? 360 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,244 Just. I felt like it. 361 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,950 I'm recording. - Yeah, but it's lunch time. 362 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,111 Subway's right around the corner. 363 00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,880 Quick bite, maybe? 364 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,648 No! I'm working! 365 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,118 Recording can take place after half an hour. 366 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:09,023 Are you crazy?! I'm working! You'll have to go! 367 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,065 Place the mike. 368 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,329 Can't you give me half an hour? 369 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,565 Just leave! 370 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:16,928 Okay. 371 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,331 I'll say bye and leave. - Bye. 372 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,804 Place the mike. 373 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,516 You want to hit me? - Just leave! 374 00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:30,880 Hit me, I ﬁnd it sexy. 375 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:31,951 Just leave. 376 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:32,978 Come on, Dev. 377 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,989 Just leave me! - You... 378 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,653 Someone stop them! Security! 379 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,888 Sir! Sir! Sir! - Call the security! 380 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,363 Sir! Please control, sir! Sir! 381 00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,728 Security is coming. 382 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,496 Sir! Let it be, sir! 383 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:46,467 Throw him out! 384 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,164 This man should never enter this building again! 385 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,665 Please calm dovm sir! 386 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,968 Sir. Please, sir! Please, sir! Relax. 387 00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:04,209 'You are a eunuch! A bloody eunuch!' 388 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,415 'I 'wonder if you are my child!' 389 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:11,185 'Look at me! I'm a man! A man!' 390 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:15,487 'I'm a man! I can never give birth to a eunuch like you!' 391 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:19,027 'Listen, if you 'want to do such a dirty deed then get out!' 392 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,637 'Get out of my house! Get out! Get out!!' 393 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,168 'Don't show rne your face again! Out!' 394 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:50,188 I'm sorry. 395 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:52,667 Just go. 396 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:53,601 I'm really sorry. 397 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,797 I got your address you're your ofﬁce. 398 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:56,964 I just wanted to come and apologise. 399 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,473 Just... Just go! Just go! 400 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,508 Hey, you are hurt, man. 401 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,476 Can you just go? Please! Just go! 402 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,814 I'll apply something unit. Please. Do you have something? 403 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,441 Can you just go? - Can I help you... 404 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,346 I'm sorry. 405 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,659 Are you okay? 406 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:27,893 No. 407 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:31,673 I'm... I'm sad. 408 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,848 Get the hell out of here, you bloody lunaticl! 409 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,952 Get the hell out of here!!! 410 00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,433 We have to take this up with the management. 411 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:41,841 This is serious. 412 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,904 They are just not listening... - Gayatri... 413 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:45,570 Hi. 414 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:48,350 What happened to your face? Are you okay? 415 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,145 I'm just coming, okay? Just give me a minute. 416 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,118 Oh, God. 417 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,181 Sol... - Your husband kissed me last night. 418 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,559 You are mad! Just give me a minute. I'm coming. 419 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:02,854 Yeah. 420 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,531 So, what was I saying? 421 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,464 Yes. So, who is going to meet the management? 422 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:12,430 Gayatri... 423 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:14,099 Gayatri! 424 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,538 Gayatri, listen to me! 425 00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:18,536 I heard you. 426 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:32,450 Hey. 427 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,027 How was your day? 428 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:20,701 I always thought... 429 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:25,307 That I am doing something 'wrong. 430 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,934 111at something is wrong with me. 431 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,439 And hence 432 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,210 But... 433 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,655 The problem laid in you. 434 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:50,756 All these years... 435 00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:56,535 All I did was... live a lie. 436 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,879 I just hate lies. 437 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,282 I feel happy now. 438 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:47,682 I feel free. 439 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,558 "My best wishes are with you." 440 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:00,835 It's over. 441 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:05,631 "For you are now an apple of someone's eye." 442 00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:10,375 "For you are now an apple of someone's eye." 443 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:15,584 "For you are now an apple of someone's eye." 444 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:20,451 "You have come so close to someone..." 445 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:25,058 "That you've distanced yourself from everyone else." 446 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:30,355 "It's a strange tale.." 447 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:35,768 "Where does it begin, where does it end?" 448 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:40,135 "Where do these destinations lie?" 449 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:44,708 "Neither could he understand, nor could l." 450 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:51,553 "It's a strange tale.." 451 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,181 Pay up, sir. 452 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:12,163 I don't have any money. 453 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:13,933 You are lying. 454 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,811 It's bad to lie, right? 455 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:47,536 "It's a strange tale.." 456 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:02,338 111s neighbour yelled at me again 457 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,807 About? 458 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:08,379 Anjali ate up the batter for her son's fries 459 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,819 Her son slept hungry 460 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,757 Stop treating her like a ﬁlm star, she said 461 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,698 Walks in anywhere, eats everything! 462 00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,028 And her? 463 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,072 Fever's still running 464 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:41,839 Ahjali! 465 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,178 My babykins likes fries? 466 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,691 See you mom 467 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:17,342 Don't call it a chicken. Mia! No, an Amy! 468 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,421 Emu. Anjali 469 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:27,260 Purandar, make me an omelette off her egg 470 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:31,532 You should know... 471 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,899 By rights you need two for that 472 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,697 Two? You bought ten! 473 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,240 Two hundred bucks proﬁt an egg! Four grand a day! 474 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,143 How did they all die? 475 00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,612 Business has its ups and downs 476 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:50,348 How come your business never looks up? 477 00:36:57,782 --> 00:36:59,523 Hurry up now 478 00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,323 Think 'we have time to kill? 479 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:16,745 Wasn't that tomorrovV? 480 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,244 Tomorrows today 481 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:27,617 Don't be late. They'll expect you 482 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,013 Who cares? 483 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,292 It's all ﬁxed from before 484 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,796 Of course. I've ﬁxed it 485 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,764 They'll never say no to you 486 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:41,832 Just like me 487 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,771 Tonight I'll tell you a Hrithik story! Promise 488 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,237 Heard that 489 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:28,409 Thrice 490 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,483 What about the Shahrukh one? 491 00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,719 Heard that too 492 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,287 Need to see a ﬁlm to tell a new story! 493 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:43,397 It's not the story. You don't like me anymore 494 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,978 Purandar, coming for the program tonight? - Yeah, yeah 495 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,609 You want the Jobs page? 496 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,269 I am a businessman! 497 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,573 Why do I need a job? 498 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,149 ls there a Story page? Something fresh? 499 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:00,840 Aren't you behind? 500 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,266 Behind? 501 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,042 Aren't you late? 502 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:08,345 They said they needed a security guard 503 00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:11,675 They did 504 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:13,481 They 'waited 505 00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:16,016 Then took someone 506 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:18,649 Who? 507 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,757 What do I look like to you? 508 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,330 Congrats! 509 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:29,963 It's a good job 510 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:33,700 A bit boring, but it suits you 511 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:38,309 Gotta stand like a zombie all day. But it's good 512 00:40:39,236 --> 00:40:41,216 Well done 513 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,661 How much? 514 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:07,998 It's mine 515 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,337 Not for sale 516 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:14,178 They're shooting a film 517 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:15,850 With Ranbir Kapoor 518 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,018 Go stare 519 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,213 Don't you want to? 520 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,283 He's too subtle for me 521 00:41:24,181 --> 00:41:25,558 Get out of my sun 522 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,294 Ranbir's just tall that's all! What's so star-like about that? 523 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:38,001 You think you're better? 524 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:41,074 I 'would be if I had his family and connections 525 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:43,607 You don't have a role in there, right? 526 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,141 Just hereto keep us off? 527 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:48,815 Everyone has a role here 528 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:52,083 Kunal! The collision guy is not 'working! 529 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,290 We need a new one now! 530 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:01,261 You're from Satara, right? 531 00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:02,987 Yes 532 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,263 Get me someone from the crowd! 533 00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:10,265 My wife's from Sangli 534 00:42:10,928 --> 00:42:13,340 I can tell where you come from by the way you speak 535 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:17,511 Not the Extras! From the real onlookers! 536 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:21,479 What's the title? - Bad Attitude 2. Worth a billion 537 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:24,786 Natasha get the collision guy from the onlookers! 538 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,028 Expensive ﬁlm to make 539 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,196 Expensive to watch too 540 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,393 What's the story? 541 00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:42,593 It's a big story 542 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,875 No. The little one. Move! 543 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:54,411 Will you act? 544 00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:58,178 Can you act? 545 00:42:58,676 --> 00:42:59,677 Please act! 546 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:01,954 Your name? 547 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:06,458 It's a small scene. Over in minutes 548 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:08,258 With the Hero. Up for it? 549 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,029 What do I have to do? 550 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,963 I'll explain 551 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,968 Don't let him go. Call Costumes 552 00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,165 You stay! 553 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:23,410 You ready? - Of course he is! 554 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:24,873 You're the one! 555 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:27,381 Don't forget to sign my fanbook 556 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:29,873 Step over 557 00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:37,955 No one bothers the artiste this side of the rope 558 00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:41,857 So, you 'walk this 'way. The Hero 'walks this 'way 559 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,863 On my mark, you bump into him 560 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:45,022 Bump? 561 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:49,070 Then you 'walk on 562 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,970 ls it right to bump the Hero? 563 00:43:52,896 --> 00:43:56,070 Right is what I tell you to do 564 00:43:57,301 --> 00:44:00,908 Artist ready! Call Ranbir! 565 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:02,277 Don't encourage him 566 00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:04,476 MY lines? 567 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,079 What? 568 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,683 If I get my lines I could practice them 'well and... 569 00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:11,749 Lines? 570 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:19,897 Ma'm, Ranbir will take ten minutes 571 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:22,895 Right, your lines... 572 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,374 English? Hindi? Marathi? Ok for you? 573 00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,821 There you go 574 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,722 Practice away 575 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:46,050 Here? 576 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,224 You 'want a trailer now'? 577 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:51,629 It's quiet near the costume truck 578 00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:09,176 "All the world is a stage my friend!" 579 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:10,780 "And.." 580 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:15,885 "And we're but puppets..." 581 00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:25,728 "Go get a confession from the man..." 582 00:45:25,956 --> 00:45:28,493 "...who carved THIS on my arm!" 583 00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:35,240 "l have..." 584 00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:39,873 an appointment with death!" 585 00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:42,245 "And my name..." 586 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:44,110 "My name..." 587 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,317 "Friends! Villagers! Fellowlovers!" 588 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:55,830 "I'm only doing 'what Shirin did for Farhaad..." 589 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:02,003 what Romeo did for Juliet! 590 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:24,515 "Hey!" 591 00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,132 Line too short for you? 592 00:47:31,148 --> 00:47:33,150 Speechless in a speaking part? 593 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,121 Teacher? 594 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:43,202 "Fs a lie that I love life more than your love... 595 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:50,445 ...but your lie belies me the love I love more than life! 596 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,414 Wanted something like that? 597 00:47:58,876 --> 00:47:59,980 Aren't you dead? 598 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:01,988 Look who's talking 599 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,558 Show me the line 600 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,261 It's nothing. Waste of time 601 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,826 Know your problem? 602 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:20,869 If the line were longer you'd complain it's too long 603 00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:24,611 Why do you always taunt me? 604 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:32,285 Go. This is not for you 605 00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:33,815 What's wrong with me? 606 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,686 This needs 'work 607 00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:38,426 Not your cup of tea 608 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,424 This is 609 00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:41,988 “my Can't r? 610 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,828 I was your understudy for three years 611 00:48:44,955 --> 00:48:47,435 Stood in for you in Sangli when you had the Stroke 612 00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:51,135 Did King of the Stage for a whole week! 613 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:55,907 "A shelter! A roof!" 614 00:48:55,966 --> 00:49:01,416 A roof! A shelter! For the King of the Stage! 615 00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:03,007 That 'was ME not you! 616 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:07,419 Everyone sawthat broken old actor was me! 617 00:49:07,844 --> 00:49:08,914 A young ingenue 618 00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:12,527 111s applause wouldn't stop 619 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,358 Why can't I do this two bit part? 620 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:17,260 Because you love gifts 621 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:21,729 Happy new year! Here's the State Award! 622 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:24,372 Merry Christmas! Here's the lead part! 623 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:28,371 Teacher's had a stroke, here's King of the Stage! 624 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,010 You don't like earning it. You love getting gifts 625 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:35,243 What did I get? I asked for the lead after Sangli 626 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,883 Did you give that? 627 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,953 Will you gift me your father's pension? 628 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:41,611 Will you? 629 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:45,217 Your Social Security? 630 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:46,416 What? 631 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:47,923 You play it safe 632 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:53,123 A job here. A business there. 111eatre when it suits you 633 00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:58,039 And those who jumped in blindfolded, risking all 634 00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:00,538 Why should I gift you what's theirs by right? 635 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,309 You wouldn't preach so if your father was laid off by the mill 636 00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:12,478 The mill closed domm for all their fathers too! 637 00:50:18,715 --> 00:50:21,252 They're 'waiting 638 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:23,692 Go and tell them "No" 639 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:35,537 By the way, why's your character saying "Heyl"? 640 00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:38,106 I bump in to the Hero and" 641 00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:39,374 Frig the bump! 642 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:44,115 What happened before the bump? What after it? 643 00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:46,785 Are you saying it with your eyes? 644 00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:49,481 Your gut? Your heart? 645 00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:51,324 Which "Hey" is it? 646 00:51:05,195 --> 00:51:06,196 SOT“! 647 00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:09,135 I forgot, you're not doing it 648 00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,639 I live here these days 649 00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:36,170 She asked for you twice. Shot's ready 650 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,603 You gave us a scare. Come 651 00:51:39,629 --> 00:51:41,165 What's up? Stage fright? 652 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:42,672 The bump “won't 'work 653 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,276 Why? 654 00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:47,076 I can see the Hero from miles away 655 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,207 Why should we collide? 656 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,915 Natasha where's the collision man? 657 00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:54,316 You have a newspaper? 658 00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:58,017 I read and walk. We bump. I say my line and... 659 00:51:58,048 --> 00:52:00,255 Think this is a joke? 660 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:02,490 Ma'am he wants a newspaper! 661 00:52:02,586 --> 00:52:03,826 Good idea! 662 00:52:04,087 --> 00:52:06,966 The Trumpet or The Front. Not The Times 663 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,340 The glasses “were a nice touch 664 00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,364 Ever acted before? 665 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,805 Say something. - What? 666 00:52:20,604 --> 00:52:21,912 Where's the hero? 667 00:52:22,038 --> 00:52:23,847 On his 'way. There he is! 668 00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,080 Ranbir's on set! 669 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,854 That's him? 670 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:33,826 Straight that way. After action. Not before it 671 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:36,620 Break a leg 672 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,538 Cut! Ranbir you wanna lose that cap? 673 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:56,711 You started really well! We'll try it again 674 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,023 Cut! Focus! 675 00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:16,194 Get that down out at there 676 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,206 Are we done? 677 00:53:25,268 --> 00:53:26,338 Got to do it again 678 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:28,106 Who did he call a clovm? 679 00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,411 He thinks he's funny. Never mind 680 00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:53,296 Hey! 681 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:55,632 Cut! 682 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:03,177 Why did you stop? You should have walked on! 683 00:54:03,506 --> 00:54:05,713 Got it. Perfect. Moving on 684 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,450 It was good! You were good! 685 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:12,457 Even the big guys need seven takes to get it right 686 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:13,926 You nailed it the ﬁrst time! 687 00:54:20,357 --> 00:54:22,837 Your number. If there's something again... 688 00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:28,338 Stay here. I'll get your money 689 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,061 Know what your father did today? 690 00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:04,876 Because I'm beautiful, I'll be Miss India. 691 00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:07,647 And I'll send every single child to school. 692 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:11,819 When I grow up I'll be ajockey... 693 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:15,124 because I like horses and I like speed. 694 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,493 I want to be a veterinarian... 695 00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:22,330 and build a big home for all the street clogs. 696 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,198 I'll be an astronaut... 697 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:28,232 because there is no gravity in outer space and I want to ﬂy. 698 00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:30,267 I want to be a tennis player... 699 00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:32,240 I want to represent India... 700 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:33,645 and appear on TV. 701 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,071 Spiderman! 702 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:38,149 I can climb anywhere and jump from anywhere. 703 00:59:38,274 --> 00:59:39,810 And nothing will happen to me. 704 00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:41,444 I'll be a lawyer... 705 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,746 I like helping people. 706 00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:46,994 Moreover, I never lose an argument. 707 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,729 I'll become a cop. 708 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:52,158 I'll catch the thieves and I'll get a bike. 709 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:54,090 Businessman. 710 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:56,404 I want to run my dad's factory. 711 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,867 And make lots of money. 712 00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:01,206 I want to play football... 713 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,308 I don't know... 714 01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:05,812 I don't like anything else. 715 01:00:17,213 --> 01:00:18,214 Haider! 716 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:19,691 Out! 717 01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:20,717 Vicky! 718 01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:21,553 Let's go! 719 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:22,756 Sir, not Haider, please! 720 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:25,293 Sir, we need him. 721 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,333 This one will score for the other team. 722 01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,004 See... Ronaldo. 723 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,536 Forget this game, we've lost. 724 01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:39,936 Go! 725 01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:41,938 Pass here... 726 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:43,780 Don't crowd around Sid. Spread out and play. 727 01:00:45,008 --> 01:00:46,510 Pass the ball. 728 01:00:47,744 --> 01:00:49,121 Focus Vicky, don't be scared. 729 01:00:51,381 --> 01:00:52,826 Come on... pass... 730 01:00:53,116 --> 01:00:54,220 Come on, Vicky, win that ball. 731 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,419 Come on... move... 732 01:00:55,518 --> 01:00:56,588 Sid... move! 733 01:00:57,086 --> 01:00:58,121 Who are you passing to? 734 01:00:58,821 --> 01:00:59,561 Make room. 735 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:00,533 Vicky, go for the ball. 736 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:02,825 Come on, Vicky. 737 01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:05,328 Come on... run... 738 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:07,306 Run! 739 01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:08,331 Vicky, move! 740 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:15,007 Tomorrow you start training. 741 01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:16,082 Three times a 'week... 742 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,106 OR? 743 01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:19,985 I don't want to learn football. 744 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:23,586 Vicky... what you want doesn't matter. 745 01:01:24,113 --> 01:01:25,990 What matters is what's good for you. 746 01:01:26,282 --> 01:01:28,193 Football will make you tough. 747 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:33,801 Dad, my class is going on a ﬁeld trip to Badami Caves. 748 01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:35,224 Good. 749 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,672 We need to pay Rs 2000 for it. 750 01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:42,367 Kavya, I just paid Rs 3000 for Vicky's coaching. 751 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:44,035 You go next year. 752 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,171 But my classmates are going now! 753 01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:48,873 Forget your class, I will take you to Badami Caves. 754 01:01:49,105 --> 01:01:50,379 But they are so ancient. 755 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,885 What if they fall by next year? 756 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:53,974 All boys play football... 757 01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:56,307 you will also have fun. 758 01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:05,820 But I don't want to play. 759 01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:07,851 Enough now. 760 01:03:08,584 --> 01:03:10,962 If your dad wants you to learn football... 761 01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:12,054 that's what you will do. 762 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,063 After all, he's asking you to play... 763 01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:15,500 not scale a mountain! 764 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,063 But I hate it. 765 01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:20,363 Goal, goal, goal! 766 01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:22,141 I don't want to shoot a goal. 767 01:03:23,966 --> 01:03:25,309 You want to see the movie? 768 01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:27,247 You want to eat in a restaurant? 769 01:03:27,770 --> 01:03:30,546 Then stop this drama. If your father gets upset... 770 01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:32,483 no movie and no dinner! 771 01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:35,286 If you want to come, get dressed... 772 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:36,584 and allow me to get ready. 773 01:03:51,194 --> 01:03:52,195 Come on! 774 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:20,683 Hi... 775 01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:22,518 Vicky... 776 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,586 Gaurav's here. 777 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:26,658 They are going to play cricket. 778 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:28,963 Tell him I'm not coming. 779 01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,502 Can we get his bat? 780 01:05:34,297 --> 01:05:36,470 They 'want your bat. 781 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:39,406 It's under the couch! 782 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:08,001 Vicky... 783 01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,033 What are you doing? 784 01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:18,601 Show... 785 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:26,686 What are you wearing? 786 01:07:27,343 --> 01:07:28,720 Look at this crazy boy! 787 01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:36,586 Is this a joke? 788 01:07:37,853 --> 01:07:38,991 You ﬁnd this funny? 789 01:07:39,255 --> 01:07:40,529 He is only a child. 790 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,360 That's your lipstick he's “rearing. 791 01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:44,193 What are you'll turning him into? 792 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:45,700 Dad... - You shut up! 793 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:47,602 Isn't he in your clothes? 794 01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:49,570 Did you make him wear this? 795 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:50,904 Do you have any sense? 796 01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:52,104 He is your brother. 797 01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:54,945 And you... 798 01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:56,040 what are you? 799 01:07:56,338 --> 01:07:57,408 What are you turning into? 800 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,280 What is your plan? 801 01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:01,578 What will you be when you grow up? 802 01:08:03,279 --> 01:08:04,417 Do you have an answer? 803 01:08:07,216 --> 01:08:08,286 Idiot. 804 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:11,688 If I ever see you like this again... 805 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,392 I'll break every bone in your body. 806 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:17,301 Stop this music. 807 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,701 You have turned this house into a multiplex. 808 01:08:20,529 --> 01:08:22,440 Heads are stuffed with ﬁlmy crap. 809 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,278 Hurry now, go change. 810 01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:50,433 Do you knowwhy dad was so angry? 811 01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:57,500 Vicky, please talk. 812 01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:02,579 I shouldn't have touched mom's things. 813 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:07,579 I think he was angry because... 814 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,879 you were dressed like a girl. 815 01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:11,914 So? 816 01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:13,716 So means? 817 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,559 What's wrong in being a girl? 818 01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:55,166 But, honestly I think destiny has a lot to do with it. 819 01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:58,195 and... I really feel I've been very blessed... 820 01:09:58,227 --> 01:10:01,436 that I've had such amazing support from the audience and from my fans. 821 01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,834 Fans and audience came much later. 822 01:10:04,099 --> 01:10:05,976 But technically, you're a miracle story. 823 01:10:06,335 --> 01:10:08,042 Think about it, on paper... 824 01:10:08,304 --> 01:10:09,305 you're a failure. 825 01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:10,506 You should've failed. 826 01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:11,807 Think about it... 827 01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:15,184 a girl from England who doesn't know anyone in the ﬁlm industry... 828 01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:17,324 and can't speak a word of Hindi... 829 01:10:17,613 --> 01:10:18,990 and 'what, 5-6 years later... 830 01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:21,921 you've done 30 ﬁlms and 26-27 are superhits. 831 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:25,598 I mean, how... what's the secret? 832 01:10:29,758 --> 01:10:31,101 I just followed my dream. 833 01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:33,068 There you have it people... 834 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:34,397 follow your dreams. 835 01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,999 Katrina's simple formula to success. 836 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,370 Nothing is that simple. 837 01:10:39,702 --> 01:10:41,511 But if you have the will... 838 01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:43,911 you will only do what your heart says. 839 01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:46,252 Yeah, but the world is not a kind place. 840 01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:48,618 I mean, how did you get people to take you seriously? 841 01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:51,057 Didn't people discourage you, mock you? 842 01:10:51,146 --> 01:10:52,250 That's why... 843 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,928 sometimes you have to hide your dream. 844 01:10:58,721 --> 01:10:59,665 What do you mean? 845 01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:01,531 I mean, people don't always understand you. 846 01:11:01,824 --> 01:11:03,167 So they will discourage you. 847 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:06,467 But you know 'what your dream is. 848 01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:09,270 So you have to keep it alive. 849 01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:10,942 You have to nurture it. 850 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,443 You have to protect it. 851 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:16,914 And anyway, you don't have to share everything with the world? 852 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,682 There's a right time for everything. 853 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:26,716 You know... 854 01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,825 you can do anything you want! 855 01:11:31,353 --> 01:11:33,196 You can be who ever you want to be. 856 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,063 Follow your heart... 857 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,703 for there is magic in your dreams. 858 01:11:40,562 --> 01:11:41,563 Magic. 859 01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:44,907 If you believe them... 860 01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,308 they will come true. 861 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,877 Just believe it will happen... 862 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:51,651 and no one can stop you. 863 01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:07,793 What are you doing? Get off. 864 01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:13,734 What were you doing? 865 01:12:13,929 --> 01:12:16,170 I know 'what I 'want to be 'when I grow up. 866 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,000 What? 867 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:19,368 Sheila. 868 01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:21,537 What's that? 869 01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:23,072 Dancer. 870 01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:24,582 Like Sheila. 871 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,020 I love dance. 872 01:12:27,242 --> 01:12:29,188 She herself spoke to me last night. 873 01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:31,413 Who? 874 01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:33,424 Sheila. 875 01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:40,857 Katrina Kaif? 876 01:12:46,128 --> 01:12:47,471 You'll be late... 877 01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:51,577 What's this? 878 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,601 Vicky... 879 01:12:53,936 --> 01:12:55,040 I put that up. 880 01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:58,474 I love Katrina Kaif. 881 01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:02,414 You people... 882 01:13:03,312 --> 01:13:04,313 Take that off. 883 01:13:08,684 --> 01:13:12,063 Don't tell dad about this dance stuff. 884 01:13:14,823 --> 01:13:18,532 Only four days are left to pay for the trip, I really want to go. 885 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:21,967 - How much is it? - Rs. 2000 886 01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:25,306 The society payment is due, Rs 1500. 887 01:13:28,003 --> 01:13:30,210 I suggest you bring your classmates here. 888 01:13:30,806 --> 01:13:33,184 Our building is also ancient. It too may collapse by next year. 889 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:43,819 Dad... 890 01:13:45,187 --> 01:13:48,168 I've decided what I want to be when I grow up. 891 01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,500 Stop this nonsense, or you'll get late. 892 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,204 I want to become a pilot. 893 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,444 To be a pilot you have to be physically ﬁt. 894 01:14:02,704 --> 01:14:05,878 111at's why sports is good for you, focus on sports. 895 01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:08,249 Then you can be a pilot. 896 01:14:36,672 --> 01:14:39,516 Vicky, give that packet to Kavya. 897 01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:43,712 What is this? 898 01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:44,780 It's for Kavya. 899 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:48,658 But my birthday is next month. 900 01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:50,463 This is a surprise. 901 01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:53,729 I thought you might like it. 902 01:14:55,924 --> 01:14:56,994 And what about me? 903 01:14:57,259 --> 01:14:58,363 Only for Kavya. 904 01:14:59,061 --> 01:15:00,369 She isn't going on the trip. 905 01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:02,799 I promise you can go next year. 906 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:06,911 This is your favourite... Katrina Kaif! 907 01:15:13,308 --> 01:15:14,309 Thank you! 908 01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:26,829 Everything is for you. 909 01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:30,134 Even my gift is something that you want. 910 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:32,094 Please! 911 01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:33,538 I don't want a bat. 912 01:15:33,662 --> 01:15:35,573 I don't want football coaching either. 913 01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:40,044 But there is money for football and not for my history trip. 914 01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:44,080 You are so lucky, it will be really boring. 915 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,083 Shut up, Vicky... you are an idiot. 916 01:16:23,145 --> 01:16:24,146 Here... 917 01:16:25,781 --> 01:16:27,158 all yours. 918 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:40,539 Rs. 1750. 919 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:43,473 How much are we short by? 920 01:16:44,866 --> 01:16:45,936 Rs. 250. 921 01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:50,611 I need Rs. 2000 for my trip. 922 01:17:10,225 --> 01:17:11,431 What's your dream? 923 01:17:14,296 --> 01:17:16,469 Only if you let me sleep, can I dream. 924 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,475 I mean... 925 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,106 howl want to be a dancer like Sheila... 926 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:22,949 what do you want to be? 927 01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:26,408 Nothing. 928 01:17:26,441 --> 01:17:27,442 Nothing? 929 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,748 But I want to see the world. 930 01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:34,416 I want to put up a map on this wall... 931 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:40,160 and every country or city I visit, I want to come back and put a tick unit. 932 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:43,092 Oh, so you want to become an airhostess? 933 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:46,498 I want to be a passenger. 934 01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:50,201 You know, there's magic in dreams. 935 01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:53,275 Katrina said. 936 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:54,780 If you believe your dream... 937 01:17:54,903 --> 01:17:56,143 it can be true. 938 01:17:56,571 --> 01:17:57,914 Even hers came true. 939 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,478 You mean, if I believe... 940 01:18:01,276 --> 01:18:02,983 I will go on the trip? 941 01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:24,509 Dear Katrina... 942 01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:27,010 please help my sister to go on her trip. 943 01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:34,309 Mama... 944 01:18:34,443 --> 01:18:35,513 Yes? 945 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,547 Wait... 946 01:18:38,613 --> 01:18:39,614 What? 947 01:18:39,915 --> 01:18:41,485 You can go on the trip. 948 01:18:42,017 --> 01:18:43,018 Dad said so? 949 01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:44,119 No, I'm saying so. 950 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:45,664 But I need you to promise me one thing. 951 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:46,722 Actually two. 952 01:18:46,955 --> 01:18:47,956 What? 953 01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:51,537 You have to tell dad you got all the money from the piggy bank. 954 01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:53,732 And the other? 955 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:56,569 Whatever Katrina says, you have to believe. 956 01:18:59,901 --> 01:19:01,346 Don't you remember... 957 01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:04,317 that I'm still Rs. 250 short? 958 01:19:05,307 --> 01:19:06,684 Come with me... 959 01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:08,652 We'll be back by 8:30 pm... 960 01:19:09,144 --> 01:19:10,145 no TV! 961 01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:15,225 Bye... 962 01:19:52,521 --> 01:19:54,558 Ladies and gentlemen... 963 01:19:54,656 --> 01:19:58,103 thank you for coming here on a Sunday afternoon. 964 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,340 For your viewing pleasure we have... 965 01:20:00,662 --> 01:20:02,505 all the way from A-vving, apartment 14... 966 01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:03,907 the one and only... 967 01:20:03,965 --> 01:20:06,275 Sheila Sharma! 968 01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:12,575 Come on, Vicky! 969 01:21:17,806 --> 01:21:18,807 Come on! 970 01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,558 All praise Lord Shiva! 971 01:23:13,688 --> 01:23:18,865 My Guru is 116 years old... he's ﬁt as a Mestler...! 972 01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:20,061 Brother “jay! 973 01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:22,368 What's up? - Your father is unwell! 974 01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:25,472 I'm working now! I'll come home later. 975 01:23:25,767 --> 01:23:28,111 My Guru lives in the Himalayas... 976 01:23:28,236 --> 01:23:31,046 ...he's come to the gathering for darshan... - Brother Vijay...! 977 01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:32,915 What...? - Your father's calling you! 978 01:23:33,141 --> 01:23:34,745 Buzz off... I'm working. 979 01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:37,219 So I was saying... - Brother...? 980 01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:37,948 What...?? 981 01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:41,392 Your father is puking and pooping! He's on his deathbed! 982 01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:42,289 What...???? 983 01:23:42,317 --> 01:23:44,854 Sir, I must attend to my father! Come on, boy...! 984 01:23:44,953 --> 01:23:47,524 I'll come back later, sir. - Brother, I want to pee! 985 01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:50,729 Don't, this bridge can't handle your tsunami-piss! 986 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:53,661 Quick...! 987 01:23:59,601 --> 01:24:04,744 I must pee now! - Boy, you're destroying this city piss by piss. 988 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:10,181 Mother! What happened? 989 01:24:10,311 --> 01:24:12,416 Where were you, son? 990 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:15,026 I was at the holy gathering! - Go in... he's calling you! 991 01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:19,988 Father...! 992 01:24:21,956 --> 01:24:24,300 Shut the door, please! 993 01:24:34,369 --> 01:24:35,746 What happened, father? 994 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:37,840 Nnthing___! 995 01:24:40,575 --> 01:24:41,610 What were you doing? 996 01:24:41,709 --> 01:24:43,780 Taking devotees for holy darshan at the gathering. 997 01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:48,125 Father, why did you call for me? 998 01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:53,360 You knowwhen I was your age, all I did was watch movies! 999 01:24:54,189 --> 01:24:57,363 Then one day, your grandfather fell very ill. 1000 01:24:58,193 --> 01:25:01,436 He'd had a stroke, you see! 1001 01:25:03,331 --> 01:25:05,902 111s local doctor said he's a gunner! 1002 01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:09,612 So father called me and said just one thing to me... 1003 01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:16,381 "l realized the true essence of life after watching the ﬁlm ‘Two Rivers'..." 1004 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:21,519 "And since then I've followed every twitch of my idol Sir Dilip Kumar." 1005 01:25:22,684 --> 01:25:26,359 "Right from the film 'Two Rivers' to 'Simple Gopi' to 'This World'..." 1006 01:25:26,654 --> 01:25:32,832 So then he gave me this bottle of honey and said... 1007 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:39,171 "Here...! Take this and go to Mumbai and meet Sir Dilip." 1008 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:43,442 "Request him to dip his ﬁnger in the honey and lick it." 1009 01:25:43,705 --> 01:25:45,116 So I reached Mumbai... 1010 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:50,856 ...found Sir Dilip's abode and waited in front of it. 1011 01:25:51,446 --> 01:25:53,050 For 3 'whole days! 1012 01:25:53,181 --> 01:25:55,491 Finally, I got his darshan! 1013 01:25:55,550 --> 01:25:59,327 I said, "Sir, my father warships you." 1014 01:25:59,554 --> 01:26:05,300 "It would give him much joy if you dipped your esteemed ﬁnger in this and licked it." 1015 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:10,867 So the great man obliged me. He dipped... and licked! 1016 01:26:11,533 --> 01:26:15,948 Your grandfather had a spoon of that honey daily! 1017 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:21,120 And lived for 6 years more than the silly doc's 6 months prediction...! 1018 01:26:21,242 --> 01:26:23,222 He died only after seeing 'The Merchant'...! 1019 01:26:23,378 --> 01:26:25,984 And on his deathbed, he ﬁnally sang in his wife's ears... 1020 01:26:27,048 --> 01:26:28,288 "...l...love...U..." 1021 01:26:32,253 --> 01:26:35,291 So son, now it's time for... 1022 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,197 Amitabh Bachchanm! I want to be blessed by him like father! 1023 01:26:42,664 --> 01:26:49,309 I thought a lot about what would not rot and last this journey you're about to take. 1024 01:26:49,571 --> 01:26:50,709 And so... 1025 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:56,351 where's this... ‘murabba’! 1026 01:26:56,978 --> 01:27:01,552 Ask him to please bite into it and leave the rest for me. 1027 01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:11,561 The brightest star in the sky... Bachchan! 1028 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:21,041 The Angry Young Man of cinema... Bachchan! 1029 01:27:21,936 --> 01:27:26,783 How he reeled into our hearts...! 1030 01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:30,253 ...he came... we saw... he conquered! 1031 01:27:30,478 --> 01:27:32,549 I'm going to Mumbai to meet Amitabh Bachchan! 1032 01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:36,959 You see, he loves my mother's murabba! 1033 01:27:37,619 --> 01:27:41,465 Every summer he calls her and requests a fresh one. 1034 01:27:41,689 --> 01:27:42,963 I've been taking it to him for 5 years. 1035 01:27:43,157 --> 01:27:45,194 So fondly he calls her by her name... Malati! 1036 01:27:45,793 --> 01:27:47,773 But... just one murabba? 1037 01:27:48,229 --> 01:27:54,236 A single umbilical cord is enough to bind the love of two people, man!! 1038 01:27:56,371 --> 01:27:58,681 Brother, you've reached Mumbai! 1039 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:08,984 Every kid's favorite, daughter or son... 1040 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,723 You guessed it, it's Bachchanm! 1041 01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:21,363 His name seals a Super Hit. 1042 01:28:21,429 --> 01:28:24,239 He carved his fate with his ovm True Grit. 1043 01:28:24,399 --> 01:28:27,380 A word to the heroes, studs and laddies... 1044 01:28:27,635 --> 01:28:32,015 "Guess who's your daddy...!" 1045 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,809 Give it up for Bachchan! 1046 01:28:48,556 --> 01:28:51,765 Brother, you said I'll be there in a ﬂash... 1047 01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:55,203 ...but “we're going round in circles...! 1048 01:28:59,133 --> 01:29:01,340 Voila! The Bachchan house! 1049 01:29:09,143 --> 01:29:11,350 What's the fare? - 2100 rupees. 1050 01:29:11,779 --> 01:29:14,089 Isn't that a lot? 1051 01:29:14,282 --> 01:29:17,286 Reaching Bachchan's house is not cheap! 1052 01:29:17,385 --> 01:29:20,491 Any other actor's house would've cost you just 500. 1053 01:29:20,755 --> 01:29:22,564 You must be from Allahbad. 1054 01:29:38,172 --> 01:29:39,446 I'm hereto meet Amitabh Bachchan! 1055 01:29:39,774 --> 01:29:42,345 Amitabh Bachchanm? You can't meet him now. 1056 01:29:42,410 --> 01:29:45,789 Tell him I'm from his hometown Allahbad and my name is also 'Vijay'! 1057 01:29:45,847 --> 01:29:47,224 That “won't 'work. 1058 01:29:47,448 --> 01:29:52,397 Back home, my home is only a kilometer away from where he grew up. 1059 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:56,361 Also, he uses my name on screen... ‘Vijay’! 1060 01:29:56,457 --> 01:29:58,767 Please tell him all this... I'll wait in the living room till then. 1061 01:29:58,793 --> 01:30:00,466 Ok, but this is not the way to meet sir. 1062 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:04,770 Then how'? - If you 'want to meet him... 1063 01:30:04,966 --> 01:30:10,712 go to his other bungalow 'where sir gives darshan to his devotees! 1064 01:30:10,805 --> 01:30:13,183 Hey, I don't want a darshan, I want a meeting. 1065 01:30:13,341 --> 01:30:15,287 For darshan people usually come to me back home! 1066 01:30:15,376 --> 01:30:20,883 See, he is a very busy man. He can't meet anyone like this... 1067 01:30:21,048 --> 01:30:24,996 Yes, but my business with him will take just 2 minutes. 1068 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,191 Besides, we're practically cousins. 1069 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,662 Why don't you write him a letter... 1070 01:30:28,756 --> 01:30:31,737 stating your name and address... - A letter? 1071 01:30:31,826 --> 01:30:33,464 And then...? 1072 01:30:33,628 --> 01:30:35,733 Then just post it! 1073 01:30:35,830 --> 01:30:38,208 Oh, that'll take too long! 1074 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:42,210 Then courier it. - I'm sure he has a phone, call him! 1075 01:30:42,570 --> 01:30:44,447 Now howwill we have his phone number? 1076 01:30:44,505 --> 01:30:46,849 Then just call someone 'who does. 1077 01:30:47,241 --> 01:30:49,448 How'? Today is Sunday... our office is shut! 1078 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:52,716 You're misunderstanding me... I'm not hereto become an actor. 1079 01:30:52,914 --> 01:30:54,985 I've a small matter with him. 1080 01:30:55,316 --> 01:30:59,731 With your help I'll be done and will gladly go back home! 1081 01:30:59,854 --> 01:31:00,832 But it doesn't work like this. 1082 01:31:00,955 --> 01:31:03,458 But you won't even call him! - Just write a letter... 1083 01:31:03,524 --> 01:31:05,595 Are you from Allahbad? - No, I'm from Kanpur! 1084 01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:07,936 Ah! That explains the gap in our communication! 1085 01:31:07,995 --> 01:31:11,807 You see, 'when you tell him that his namesake from his hometown... 1086 01:31:12,033 --> 01:31:16,846 a brother from another mother has arrived, he won't say no! 1087 01:31:17,071 --> 01:31:20,382 This may all be true... but 'what proof do 'we have? 1088 01:31:20,575 --> 01:31:22,680 You'll have proof when you tell him, right?! 1089 01:31:22,777 --> 01:31:26,088 But he isn't in the city! 111at's why we suggest you write... 1090 01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:27,955 And that's why I suggest calling him...! 1091 01:31:28,082 --> 01:31:31,552 We've explained the protocol to you. Now please leave! 1092 01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:33,230 Don't touch, please...! 1093 01:31:33,287 --> 01:31:36,791 We've heard you out...! - Plenty like you... Leave! 1094 01:31:36,858 --> 01:31:38,565 Don't get physical, please! 1095 01:31:39,894 --> 01:31:42,465 You guys are not making sense! - Leave, man! 1096 01:31:45,233 --> 01:31:47,679 Ok, one last thing...! 1097 01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:50,216 At least tell me who has sir's phone number? 1098 01:31:50,271 --> 01:31:53,252 In a 100 years there's been no other... 1099 01:31:53,474 --> 01:31:59,254 God broke the mould 'when he made The One! 1100 01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:00,921 Hey...! Bachchan! 1101 01:32:02,683 --> 01:32:05,562 His style gave the silver screen... 1102 01:32:05,753 --> 01:32:10,133 its glamour and gleam! 1103 01:32:11,959 --> 01:32:13,029 Hey... Bachchan! 1104 01:32:15,963 --> 01:32:18,671 His magic has such fury... 1105 01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,773 That temperatures go tandoori! 1106 01:32:21,969 --> 01:32:24,950 So to the Pitts, Clooneys and Bradleys... 1107 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:29,677 "You know who's your Daddy!" 1108 01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:31,388 Give it up for Bachchan! 1109 01:32:31,445 --> 01:32:32,480 Murabbam! 1110 01:32:33,147 --> 01:32:34,785 Murabba, brother...! 1111 01:32:37,652 --> 01:32:38,824 What do you do? 1112 01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:44,594 I'm a huge Bachchan fan and I'm going all over to tell people about him! 1113 01:32:44,792 --> 01:32:47,739 You know, "howwe love each other" and "You gotta do the Bhangra...!" 1114 01:32:48,429 --> 01:32:49,430 "Huh...!" 1115 01:33:14,956 --> 01:33:16,401 Hey, egg-man...? - Yeah! 1116 01:33:16,457 --> 01:33:17,527 Can I get a job here? 1117 01:33:17,825 --> 01:33:19,964 Work? Why not...? 1118 01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,802 You could start by putting your bag dovm...! 1119 01:33:24,999 --> 01:33:26,979 Yeah, right here... I'll keep an eye unit. 1120 01:33:27,802 --> 01:33:28,803 Serve this. 1121 01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:31,312 STo 'whom? - The tall, dark one there.. 1122 01:33:39,246 --> 01:33:41,248 So you're also hereto become an actor? 1123 01:33:41,549 --> 01:33:43,256 I'm hereto meet Amitabh Bachchan. 1124 01:33:43,818 --> 01:33:44,990 Wants to meet the Bachchan! 1125 01:33:45,152 --> 01:33:46,790 A meeting had brought me here too! 1126 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:49,097 Who? - Sujit Kumar! 1127 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:51,835 The hero of 'My Foreign Lover'? - Yup! 1128 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:54,967 I sawa fair and slim maiden... 1129 01:33:55,262 --> 01:33:57,469 ...her eyes were like such piercing arrows... 1130 01:33:57,665 --> 01:34:01,807 ...that my dear heart instantly departed! 1131 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,314 Fasten your bag with a chain. 1132 01:34:05,706 --> 01:34:09,051 And don't leave any valuables inside! 1133 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,363 What's so precious in this? 1134 01:34:23,424 --> 01:34:24,562 It's murabba! 1135 01:34:24,725 --> 01:34:25,931 Seriously? - Yes! 1136 01:34:26,227 --> 01:34:28,537 So why's it so precious? 1137 01:34:28,829 --> 01:34:30,069 I'll tell you later! 1138 01:34:30,164 --> 01:34:31,609 Let me taste some, man? 1139 01:34:31,732 --> 01:34:34,144 But there's only one! - So let's split it! 1140 01:34:34,268 --> 01:34:38,808 Actually, this murabba contains everything my father ever cherished. 1141 01:34:40,808 --> 01:34:45,450 0k... let's sleep! Just don't wake up anyone! 1142 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:50,760 Remove your slippers, man! 1143 01:34:52,286 --> 01:34:55,290 Sleep now, I'll speak with the landlord tomorrow 1144 01:34:55,589 --> 01:34:57,728 Here, cuddle your murabbam! 1145 01:34:59,226 --> 01:35:01,832 And don't disturb me at night! - Yes, good night! 1146 01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:08,806 Where from?! 1147 01:35:08,936 --> 01:35:11,917 Allahbad. ls your name also Amitabh Bachchan? 1148 01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:14,008 Oh, no... my name is “jay! 1149 01:35:15,309 --> 01:35:16,947 Are you also Vijay? - Yup. 1150 01:35:17,144 --> 01:35:18,316 So am l...! 1151 01:35:18,779 --> 01:35:20,588 What are you saying, brother? 1152 01:35:21,248 --> 01:35:23,159 Shake my hand, man! 1153 01:35:23,551 --> 01:35:24,723 Vijay......Vijay!!! 1154 01:35:27,054 --> 01:35:28,556 Want a photograph with me? 1155 01:35:29,690 --> 01:35:32,398 Just 100 bucks for a snap. - No, thanks...! 1156 01:35:34,528 --> 01:35:36,804 I'm hereto meet Amitabh Bachchanm! 1157 01:35:37,164 --> 01:35:38,541 Consider it done. 1158 01:35:38,966 --> 01:35:41,207 Seriously? - Just click a snap with me ﬁrst! 1159 01:35:42,770 --> 01:35:44,875 Hey, run along! 1160 01:35:45,072 --> 01:35:48,281 How many times will I tell you to not come here? 1161 01:35:50,077 --> 01:35:53,490 That poor soul has come from Allahbad to meet him! 1162 01:35:54,448 --> 01:35:56,394 Bugger off. man! 1163 01:35:59,186 --> 01:36:01,029 I don't even know him! 1164 01:36:01,789 --> 01:36:03,928 I'm really not with him! - So what? Leave! 1165 01:36:19,573 --> 01:36:23,146 Shaped by time... like old wine... 1166 01:36:23,344 --> 01:36:26,917 mmurabba has vintage... go on, taste it! 1167 01:36:27,047 --> 01:36:30,722 With every passing season, its ﬂavor deﬁes reason... 1168 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,358 It embodies every emotion... go on, soak in it! 1169 01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:37,925 Oh my god, Murabbam! 1170 01:36:38,125 --> 01:36:41,834 It's gist is... the heart! 1171 01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:53,746 Its journey is an astonishing story! 1172 01:36:58,379 --> 01:37:01,417 Hey, if you're going to come at any time, you're ﬁred. 1173 01:37:01,515 --> 01:37:04,928 You're my only hope, my home. 1174 01:37:05,352 --> 01:37:09,823 Oh God! I won't pay you any money, I'll only give you food. 1175 01:37:10,691 --> 01:37:12,500 Agreed? - Fine...! 1176 01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:15,297 Now come and go as you wish. 1177 01:37:17,431 --> 01:37:20,378 And please don't get melodramatic! 1178 01:37:23,938 --> 01:37:25,349 So, brother...! 1179 01:37:27,007 --> 01:37:28,645 Did you meet Amitabh Bachchan? 1180 01:37:29,176 --> 01:37:31,782 How do you know I've come to meet him? 1181 01:37:32,046 --> 01:37:33,252 I know, brother...! 1182 01:37:33,380 --> 01:37:35,121 HovV? Who are you? 1183 01:37:35,449 --> 01:37:37,053 Didn't recognize me? 1184 01:37:37,818 --> 01:37:42,767 "Don't recognize me, fucker? 111e city's given you amnesia?" 1185 01:37:43,190 --> 01:37:47,730 Oh, the other Vijay...? - Amazing, isn't it...? 1186 01:37:48,062 --> 01:37:49,473 Where's your beard? 1187 01:37:49,630 --> 01:37:54,204 See, that's worn in the morning and removed at night. 1188 01:37:54,568 --> 01:37:55,569 It's just a job! 1189 01:38:02,009 --> 01:38:03,283 Hey... move, fucker! 1190 01:38:04,278 --> 01:38:05,382 Which one oi you is “jay? 1191 01:38:05,479 --> 01:38:07,686 I am... -I am, sir...! 1192 01:38:08,349 --> 01:38:10,329 I'm Vijay Kumar. 1193 01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:12,827 Which Vijay do you mean? - 111s one from Allahbad! 1194 01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:14,328 I am... - I'm Vijay... 1195 01:38:14,788 --> 01:38:16,096 Ok, you come! 1196 01:38:16,190 --> 01:38:18,898 Hey, I've been waiting for long too. 1197 01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:23,135 Look, you can go in only once sir selects you. 1198 01:38:23,264 --> 01:38:26,074 But I simply want to feed him this murabbam! 1199 01:38:27,034 --> 01:38:28,104 Murabbam? 1200 01:38:28,235 --> 01:38:29,305 Yes...! 1201 01:38:34,375 --> 01:38:37,584 How can he eat this moldy stuff? 1202 01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:41,621 What if gets an upset tummy? Will you host 'Viufho 'wants to be a Millionaire'? 1203 01:38:42,716 --> 01:38:46,220 Sir, its my father's dying wish. I'll go as soon as he bites into it. 1204 01:38:47,621 --> 01:38:48,998 Ok, let me see! 1205 01:38:50,224 --> 01:38:55,003 You wait here... I'll deliver the jar inside. 1206 01:38:58,399 --> 01:39:00,743 Brother, did my work happen? 1207 01:39:00,901 --> 01:39:02,938 I've delivered your murabba inside. 1208 01:39:03,304 --> 01:39:05,545 Can you ﬁnd out if sir has eaten it? 1209 01:39:06,206 --> 01:39:09,779 Your murabba has gone to the lab for analysis, to see if it can be eaten. 1210 01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:11,821 Amitabh Bachchan can't eat just anything. 1211 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:16,122 Please ask him to eat it. 'Cos I don't have money to eat anymore. 1212 01:39:16,283 --> 01:39:19,093 I have to leave in 2 days. I have a return ticket. 1213 01:39:19,153 --> 01:39:23,192 I can't bear it anymore... Aren't Kanpur and Allahbad neighbours? 1214 01:39:23,290 --> 01:39:26,499 I've told you all I know. I'm just a security guard! 1215 01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:31,009 If you don't help me, who will? Please don't make me run around in circles. 1216 01:39:31,098 --> 01:39:37,242 Look, ifl hear anything by 6 pm I'll tell you, 0k? 1217 01:39:37,338 --> 01:39:40,182 But after the shift changes please ask the next watchman. 1218 01:39:42,409 --> 01:39:45,618 What are you doing, man? Don't crowd the drive way...! 1219 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:51,956 Go, man! 1220 01:40:48,008 --> 01:40:49,316 Who is it? 1221 01:40:52,679 --> 01:40:53,623 What the...! 1222 01:40:53,647 --> 01:40:56,127 Just give me a minute, please, brother! 1223 01:40:56,383 --> 01:41:00,229 Not even for a nano second! - Please listen to me... 1224 01:41:00,421 --> 01:41:02,958 I can hear you well from here! 1225 01:41:03,357 --> 01:41:06,270 How much will you take? - Take what? 1226 01:41:06,727 --> 01:41:09,503 How much money will you charge to feed Amitabh Bachchan the murabba? 1227 01:41:15,869 --> 01:41:16,870 Sit...! 1228 01:41:19,540 --> 01:41:20,746 Really? - Sit dovm! 1229 01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:24,621 You should've just said earlier. We could've saved time... 1230 01:41:32,453 --> 01:41:35,491 Nowadays everyone takes a little money under the table... 1231 01:41:36,190 --> 01:41:38,261 Hey- why're you hitting me? 1232 01:41:38,392 --> 01:41:42,534 Bribing me...? You'll bribe me? 1233 01:41:42,663 --> 01:41:46,042 My father served there. Nnwl serve there. 1234 01:41:46,433 --> 01:41:50,210 You want to tarnish all these years of loyalty with money? 1235 01:41:50,771 --> 01:41:53,115 I'm here for my father's last wish... 1236 01:41:53,474 --> 01:41:55,784 I thought I'll fulﬁll it in 2 minutes and leave... 1237 01:41:55,809 --> 01:41:58,790 ...but this has turned into a holy crusadem! 1238 01:42:00,948 --> 01:42:02,757 Please don't touch my feet... 1239 01:42:02,950 --> 01:42:07,456 I'm not a thief, brother. I want to give him murabba, not poison. 1240 01:42:07,821 --> 01:42:10,859 Please understandmmy condition is unbearable now. 1241 01:42:11,225 --> 01:42:16,197 I don't have money for food, I've been thrown out of 'where I 'was staying. 1242 01:42:16,430 --> 01:42:19,934 They charge 2 bucks to take a shit in this city! This is my plight. 1243 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:23,470 Please don't touch my feet. - Help me... 1244 01:42:23,737 --> 01:42:25,774 Enough... enough... - Please, brother... 1245 01:42:26,173 --> 01:42:29,484 Tell you 'what... come tomorrovw'? 1246 01:42:30,277 --> 01:42:32,086 You'll get it done? - Yes. 1247 01:42:32,179 --> 01:42:35,422 Promise me... give me your word... - I dn...! 1248 01:42:37,851 --> 01:42:40,092 I swear, man! Just come tomorrow 1249 01:42:40,287 --> 01:42:42,858 You've promised me with Gods as our witness. 1250 01:42:42,956 --> 01:42:47,598 My murabba is now your solemn duty! 1251 01:42:47,895 --> 01:42:49,203 Yes, it is. 1252 01:42:50,297 --> 01:42:52,402 Just don't touch my feet. 1253 01:42:52,966 --> 01:42:56,311 This is not a temple, man! - You're my saviour! 1254 01:42:56,503 --> 01:42:57,777 I'll get it done tomorrow. 1255 01:42:57,804 --> 01:43:00,307 I don't even have any place to go to now... 1256 01:43:01,141 --> 01:43:03,849 But never mind that... I'll come tomorrow 1257 01:43:04,311 --> 01:43:05,915 I'm in your hands now. 1258 01:43:10,217 --> 01:43:12,219 Brother, did you meet Daddy-Long-Legs? 1259 01:43:12,352 --> 01:43:14,127 Did you meet the Bachchan? 1260 01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,134 Did you meet him? 1261 01:43:16,356 --> 01:43:18,131 Did you meet the man, man? 1262 01:43:18,525 --> 01:43:20,402 Hey... wake up! 1263 01:43:24,131 --> 01:43:25,633 Here's your murabba! 1264 01:43:27,701 --> 01:43:29,703 Did Amitabh Bachchan eat it? - Yup. 1265 01:43:30,671 --> 01:43:32,776 You sure it was him? - Yes, he ate it. 1266 01:43:33,941 --> 01:43:37,912 What proof do you have? Anyone could've eaten it, right? 1267 01:43:38,278 --> 01:43:39,484 One minute...! 1268 01:43:44,384 --> 01:43:45,556 Please show me your teeth. 1269 01:43:45,752 --> 01:43:49,666 I've seen his teeth in movies and on TV. I'll know if it wasn't him. 1270 01:43:49,756 --> 01:43:51,394 He's eaten it, man. - But...? 1271 01:43:51,458 --> 01:43:54,803 If he's eaten it why can't he just say it himself? 1272 01:43:54,995 --> 01:43:58,602 Howwill that hurt him? I've come all the way for this... 1273 01:43:58,899 --> 01:43:59,900 Hold on...! 1274 01:44:00,334 --> 01:44:01,404 Let him in! 1275 01:44:03,170 --> 01:44:08,170 (Amitabh Bachchan's famous dialogues) 1276 01:44:18,418 --> 01:44:19,795 Let him in, please! 1277 01:44:25,626 --> 01:44:26,627 That's ok...! 1278 01:44:28,161 --> 01:44:30,641 Sir, I'm Vijay. I'm from Allahbad! 1279 01:44:30,731 --> 01:44:32,677 My father is on his death bed, sir. 1280 01:44:32,866 --> 01:44:35,676 He has sent my mother's hand-made murabba... please eat some! 1281 01:44:35,769 --> 01:44:39,911 Yes, I just did... wasn't it this one? - Yes, sir! 1282 01:44:40,340 --> 01:44:43,549 But I didn't see it with my ovm eyes. What will I say to father, sir? 1283 01:44:43,644 --> 01:44:47,490 I'd like to conﬁrm... so could you please... re-bite? 1284 01:44:47,648 --> 01:44:48,752 Alright... open it...! 1285 01:44:52,452 --> 01:44:55,661 It is imprisoned in shops... 1286 01:44:59,860 --> 01:45:06,573 Imprisoned in shops, jailed in glass jars... 1287 01:45:07,134 --> 01:45:13,449 But it is born in our homes, and raised from the seeds of hope. 1288 01:45:21,882 --> 01:45:28,766 Only by tasting it does one know the meaning of sweet pain! 1289 01:45:28,789 --> 01:45:34,967 It reveals the truth... and the heart of the matter! 1290 01:45:36,129 --> 01:45:40,168 With every passing season, its ﬂavor deﬁes reason... 1291 01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:42,910 I said, "...just tell him I'm from his hometown..." 1292 01:45:42,969 --> 01:45:44,073 but they refused! 1293 01:45:44,137 --> 01:45:50,281 I said, "I've a tiny bit of business with him"... but no! 1294 01:45:50,811 --> 01:45:55,123 Once they even said that my sweet little murabba... 1295 01:45:55,515 --> 01:46:03,900 ...sitting quietly above me... needs to be tested in a labl! 1296 01:46:04,191 --> 01:46:07,070 So I said when my dear mother makes her famous murabba at home... 1297 01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:11,776 ...the 'whole colony comes over to gorge on it. 1298 01:46:11,932 --> 01:46:19,316 But they made me dance between bungalows... like a dog chasing its tail. 1299 01:46:19,373 --> 01:46:21,080 In fact, I actually befriended a dog! 1300 01:46:21,174 --> 01:46:26,283 I said, "just tell him I'm from his hometovm, he'll meet me..." 1301 01:46:26,780 --> 01:46:28,726 But no! - Then 'what? 1302 01:46:29,316 --> 01:46:31,887 Finally, truth always wins! 1303 01:46:32,252 --> 01:46:36,200 News spread like ﬁre and they were forced to open the gate! 1304 01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:39,761 All of them with their tails between their bum-less behinds. 1305 01:46:39,926 --> 01:46:43,567 So I entered, and one took my bag... 1306 01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:46,208 looking sheepish as hell! 1307 01:46:46,266 --> 01:46:51,841 Starched uniforms surrounded me in stunned silence. 1308 01:46:52,072 --> 01:46:53,949 Like frozen parrots. 1309 01:46:54,241 --> 01:46:57,120 But the Allahbad-ian in me stayed in repose! 1310 01:46:57,210 --> 01:46:59,850 An Allahbad street vendor is also an intellectual. 1311 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:05,457 It's in our soil... we can't help being great! 1312 01:47:05,819 --> 01:47:09,733 We drip intellect... and integrity! 1313 01:47:10,023 --> 01:47:15,063 Such great men are from here. Sir Bachchan being one of them. 1314 01:47:15,228 --> 01:47:20,473 Now those fools couldn't see my inner Allahbad-ian... 1315 01:47:43,957 --> 01:47:51,136 Marinated in the sweet juice of patience... 1316 01:47:52,165 --> 01:47:59,105 this jar preserves history! 1317 01:48:00,073 --> 01:48:05,045 Here... taste this murabbam! 1318 01:48:15,655 --> 01:48:21,071 Let it trickle into your heart! 1319 01:48:44,050 --> 01:48:49,830 Born from Life... 1320 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:58,333 The longer it lives... the richer it is. 1321 01:49:00,100 --> 01:49:05,100 The many seasons its savored... resonate in its ﬂavor. 1322 01:49:16,116 --> 01:49:23,034 Always tastes better than it did yesterday... 1323 01:49:24,124 --> 01:49:31,064 and tomorrows sweetness will outshine today. 1324 01:49:32,065 --> 01:49:35,979 So here... taste this murabba! 1325 01:49:36,202 --> 01:49:39,547 Harnessed from the maker's love... 1326 01:49:39,906 --> 01:49:43,911 Here... taste this murabba! 1327 01:49:44,144 --> 01:49:47,284 It's enriched by the maker's generosity... 1328 01:49:47,514 --> 01:49:52,827 ...so let this murabba trickle into your heart! 1329 01:50:25,752 --> 01:50:26,753 Mother...! 1330 01:50:29,089 --> 01:50:30,090 Wjay...! 1331 01:50:32,092 --> 01:50:35,562 Why have you lost so much weight, son? 1332 01:50:36,630 --> 01:50:39,008 Weren't you eating? - Where's father? 1333 01:50:41,635 --> 01:50:43,205 May you live long! 1334 01:50:55,015 --> 01:50:58,394 So Amitabh Bachchan met you? - Yes... very nicely. 1335 01:50:58,785 --> 01:51:00,628 He ate it in front of my ovm eyes. 1336 01:51:01,988 --> 01:51:04,468 And where did the jar break? 1337 01:51:05,358 --> 01:51:07,634 It... didn't. It's the same one. 1338 01:51:07,727 --> 01:51:09,172 Where did it breakm? 1339 01:51:10,196 --> 01:51:15,168 Before you boarded the train, or on it, or after you got off? 1340 01:51:16,102 --> 01:51:17,240 On the train. 1341 01:51:17,871 --> 01:51:21,284 And the murabba? - It got squished under someone's shoe. 1342 01:51:31,751 --> 01:51:35,597 When your grandfather sent me with the honey... 1343 01:51:36,990 --> 01:51:39,163 ...ants had invaded the 'whole bottle. 1344 01:51:39,492 --> 01:51:42,371 Sir Dilip refused to lick it! 1345 01:51:42,862 --> 01:51:43,863 He said... 1346 01:51:44,998 --> 01:51:48,343 "I “would've... but not this infested jar...!" 1347 01:51:49,869 --> 01:51:54,147 So I decided to dip my ovm ﬁnger and licked it! 1348 01:51:55,642 --> 01:52:04,790 God knows if father lived due to the proteins in the ants or the honey! 1349 01:52:07,787 --> 01:52:09,960 But I'll tell you this, my son... 1350 01:52:11,157 --> 01:52:16,869 don't ever put murabba in a bottle of pickle! 1351 01:52:20,366 --> 01:52:22,175 Did you really meet Amitabh bachchan? 1352 01:52:22,635 --> 01:52:23,636 Yeah. 1353 01:52:24,304 --> 01:52:26,045 Father asked me to, so I did. 1354 01:52:26,773 --> 01:52:28,309 So what did he say? 1355 01:52:29,609 --> 01:52:30,485 Who? 1356 01:52:30,510 --> 01:52:32,046 Oh my God, Amitabh Bachchan?? 1357 01:52:32,946 --> 01:52:34,721 He just blessed me... and I left! 1358 01:52:36,616 --> 01:52:38,152 And father? 1359 01:52:42,188 --> 01:52:46,466 "Don't ever put murabba in a bottle of pickle!"95510