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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 English Subtitles translated from Turkish by Hahn Kransilbruk and monkUsa 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,398 [AIRCRAFT NOISE] 3 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,894 - Your reason for visiting? - Tourism. 4 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,253 Was your flight comfortable Commander Logar? 5 00:03:19,254 --> 00:03:24,500 My capsule fell into Atlanta. And hey! I had to transfer from Miami! 6 00:03:25,656 --> 00:03:30,587 [TELEVISION] - Shame on you, shame on the both of you. - You don't even live in an apartment building... 7 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:33,180 ...you live in a barn, not even an apartment. 8 00:03:33,442 --> 00:03:35,897 - Good morning honey. - Good morning. 9 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:39,235 Arif, did people really evolve from monkeys? 10 00:03:39,255 --> 00:03:42,442 What? I'm banning you from watching these morning shows. 11 00:03:42,443 --> 00:03:43,943 These shows always play with your mind. 12 00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:48,125 - You did it again? On the Internet all night. - There's so much to learn. 13 00:03:48,126 --> 00:03:50,529 My dear, there's no reason to rush. Slowly, slowly. 14 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,930 Look, I'm 40 years old, and my knowledge of the world... 15 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:55,081 ...excluding the North and South Poles, is 78% to 79% complete. 16 00:03:55,082 --> 00:03:57,282 - Arif, do you know what I'd really like? - What? 17 00:03:57,283 --> 00:04:01,018 - I'd like our children to look like you. - Me? 18 00:04:01,111 --> 00:04:03,994 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] This is a public school. You can't drop the kid off... 19 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,895 ...looking like this? Have you lost your mind? 20 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:07,575 My friend, this is a democratic society. 21 00:04:07,576 --> 00:04:11,076 Surely the boy can have a moustache even though he's in 1st grade? 22 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,317 Personally, I think he should his mother's looks,... 23 00:04:13,318 --> 00:04:17,418 ...and inherit my practical traits. 24 00:04:17,419 --> 00:04:20,264 - Arif, should I give birth in Gora? - In Gora? 25 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:23,935 You mean, give birth in the Gora world, and then bring him back into this world? 26 00:04:24,094 --> 00:04:28,220 I mean there's the health advantages, the technological superiority... I don't know... 27 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:32,372 That's not a bad idea. There'll be a double passport. Being registered in the... 28 00:04:32,492 --> 00:04:36,000 ...Kaladyum Galaxy is something else. 29 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:40,732 - Can we go? - We'll go. Can you pass me the bread? 30 00:04:40,852 --> 00:04:45,195 - Where is the ship Arif? - Ship... the ship is... Where is the ship?... 31 00:04:47,219 --> 00:04:51,876 My friend, that's 2 tonnes of iron there and I'm not even including the equipment inside. 32 00:04:51,896 --> 00:04:53,633 4 Lira brother. 33 00:04:53,634 --> 00:04:57,039 - Yeah okay, damn it, deal. - Brother-in-law! 34 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,805 I may have forgotten to pay the registration... 35 00:04:59,806 --> 00:05:01,996 ...maybe misplaced the documents or something... I'll fix it up. 36 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:05,658 - So, we are going? - My love, whatever you want, we'll do. 37 00:05:05,659 --> 00:05:07,339 [SHOUTING JOYFULLY] Yahoo! 38 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:11,607 - Hooray, we're going to Gora. - Yahoo. 39 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:15,512 It's all your fault. These shows you put on are making her high. 40 00:05:15,513 --> 00:05:17,246 Turn the television off. 41 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:20,946 Good morning. 42 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,502 - Arif, what's happening? - Good morning. 43 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:26,565 [TALKING IN GERMAN] Here you go! 44 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,387 Wise guy! Whoa! 45 00:05:29,253 --> 00:05:32,139 Ismail, whatever happened to that brother-in-law wrecker? 46 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:34,840 - He left a long time ago. - Really? 47 00:05:34,859 --> 00:05:36,909 - What's the matter, are you okay? - Nothing. 48 00:05:36,910 --> 00:05:39,410 Look at me, if you're not serious then the deal is off. 49 00:05:39,411 --> 00:05:42,843 - Blow me, of course I'm serious. Hey monster... - Okay, here you go then. 50 00:05:42,863 --> 00:05:44,620 - ...get me some mints. - Yes sir. 51 00:05:44,621 --> 00:05:46,201 - Box, get a box. - Okay sir. 52 00:05:46,236 --> 00:05:50,039 This is yours. Mine. These are Alaattin's - I'll give it to him. 53 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:53,285 If the pharmacist wasn't a woman I'd go and got them myself. Here. 54 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,123 Kid, hurry up. Hurry up. 55 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:01,951 Drop the pill into the mint box, then what do you have? 56 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,831 Viagra Falls. 57 00:06:03,832 --> 00:06:06,246 Look, customers at your shop. You'd better go. 58 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:09,440 Oh my goodness. 59 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:15,073 Taxi! [TAXI BRAKES SQUEAK] 60 00:06:15,154 --> 00:06:17,289 I'm borrowing this for two minutes. 61 00:06:21,536 --> 00:06:23,801 - Boss, the customer... - Listen Sebahattin... 62 00:06:23,802 --> 00:06:25,930 ...I don't want to see you get hurt. 63 00:06:29,142 --> 00:06:32,104 Get out of my shop, or... or the apprentice dies! 64 00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:34,005 - Boss? - Will you leave. 65 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:38,169 Relax Arif. We're not here as your enemy. 66 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,620 Are you chasing me from planet to planet? 67 00:06:40,621 --> 00:06:42,284 Look at that, you've brought your toddler. 68 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:46,317 - Come on, drop the bat. - The bat. Who the fuck needs a bat? 69 00:06:51,493 --> 00:06:55,702 - Arif, can you give me two fifties? - What Neset, now? 70 00:06:55,822 --> 00:07:00,162 I don't have two fifties on me. Give me that jacket. 71 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:08,063 Here. 72 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:11,233 But Neset, for my sake you didn't see anything. 73 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:14,334 - Okay, thanks, bye. - That is, what you see here stays here. 74 00:07:14,364 --> 00:07:16,786 Hey man, because of you guys I'm going to become a circus act. 75 00:07:16,787 --> 00:07:19,187 So, why are you following me? 76 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,924 [CLARION PLAYING] We came to apologise Arif. We understand our mistake. 77 00:07:23,044 --> 00:07:26,321 We've learnt that separating those who are in love is a sin. 78 00:07:26,441 --> 00:07:29,288 We were imprisoned, between four walls. 79 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:31,910 Listening to your thoughts is all you can do. 80 00:07:31,945 --> 00:07:35,200 Putting myself on trial. What I'm... 81 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:42,640 Even if we're from another planet, aren't you going to welcome your penitent brothers? 82 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:45,558 Could you say no to our effort to integrate? 83 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:48,069 Arif, would you really reject us? 84 00:07:49,009 --> 00:07:50,906 You got out of prison quickly? 85 00:07:50,907 --> 00:07:53,422 - We were granted Dahsan forgiveness. - Dahsan forgiveness? 86 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:57,372 All my powers and authority have been stripped, but that's not important, is it? 87 00:07:57,492 --> 00:08:01,867 - Look, I made this bead birdie for you. - And I made this. 88 00:08:01,987 --> 00:08:05,991 The bead birdie is nice, but I have to say that the house is a dud. 89 00:08:06,265 --> 00:08:11,193 You haven't tried the olive oil one yet. Surely you can't be comfortable still wearing your cape. 90 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:14,294 - My love come, come, come. - Stop Arif. 91 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:17,778 Listen to what Logar says: 92 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:20,879 Take my ship, Go to Gora with my ship. 93 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,972 No dear, we'll use our own ship. 94 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:25,473 With your permission, let this be our wedding gift to you. 95 00:08:25,492 --> 00:08:29,922 Treat it as a symbol of our friendship. Take our ship and go. 96 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,672 Oh, you really are a very good person. 97 00:08:32,673 --> 00:08:35,091 But really, can we go with your ship? 98 00:08:35,092 --> 00:08:38,873 Of course, as long as you don't beat us up. [LAUGHTER] 99 00:08:38,993 --> 00:08:41,437 In that case, in the name of God, look, I swear... 100 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,975 ...on this piece of bread... 101 00:08:42,976 --> 00:08:45,503 ...no more of that flying, dodging, floating in mid-air... 102 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:48,051 ...stopping time. Absolutely never again. 103 00:08:48,052 --> 00:08:51,564 You fixed this ship business for me, so none of that stuff will happen to you. 104 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:54,120 No more of these tricky moves. I'm a family man now. 105 00:08:54,121 --> 00:08:57,096 Arif, have you drunk too much? 106 00:08:57,115 --> 00:09:03,200 My love, do we need to have an argument in front of the aliens? 107 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:06,359 Hey Villex, let's get that coffee table... 108 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,504 ...I'm going to make a bed for you. Come, come with me. 109 00:09:09,535 --> 00:09:11,760 [CRYING OUT] - Arif! - It's nothing. 110 00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:14,182 - Arif! - It's nothing, it's nothing. 111 00:09:18,219 --> 00:09:20,866 - You drink well. - Brother, you didn't help me... 112 00:09:20,867 --> 00:09:23,301 ...I drank one and a half bottles by myself. 113 00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:26,200 Anyway, let's finish the trip then we'll drink plenty on my return. 114 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,200 We'll use mules to carry on from here. 115 00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:45,615 That's an impressive hangar. My ship was left out in the open so it rusted. 116 00:09:45,684 --> 00:09:47,933 It can't rust... it's made from titanium. 117 00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:51,365 Titanium? Damn it, I gave the ship away too cheap. 118 00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:56,397 - Open it up Tihulu. 119 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:02,097 Run and switch the lights on. 120 00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:22,997 Wow, I wonder if these are the launch units? 121 00:10:23,117 --> 00:10:27,130 - So, where is the ship? - Arif, my dear friend, look here for a second. 122 00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:29,831 [TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS] 123 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,961 Dad... Daddy dear... 124 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:54,331 A human cannot be so retarded. We shed some tears, and you fall straight into a trap. 125 00:10:54,636 --> 00:10:59,548 - Indeed we did learn our lesson in prison. - Everything was a lie then. 126 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,387 Of course it was a lie. 127 00:11:01,389 --> 00:11:04,318 [CLARIONS STARTS TO PLAY] Tihulu, shave this please. 128 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,283 You've got me in this contraption, so now what? 129 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:10,084 Is your job to kidnap people and attach them to some mechanism? 130 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:14,919 Listen to me idiot. You took what I loved away. I was imprisoned... 131 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:19,209 ...now I'm replacing you. I'll go to Gora with your princess wife to sit on my wood (throne). 132 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,193 - Wood? - Of course wood. Are you jealous? 133 00:11:22,228 --> 00:11:26,369 - Fire, earth, water, wood... - It's not air, is it? 134 00:11:26,404 --> 00:11:28,264 [LAUGHTER] 135 00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:31,369 You can't replace me. How will you copy my hairstyle, idiot? 136 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:35,600 Ha! That's the hardest part. Scissors! 137 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:40,925 [LAUGHING] 138 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:43,326 [SOUND OF SCISSORS CUTTING] 139 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:46,311 - Don't do it! No! 140 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:49,154 [CRYING] No! 141 00:11:54,971 --> 00:11:58,263 With the Klonz-off method, I'll copy your clothes. 142 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:01,564 With the Face-off method, we will be completely the same. 143 00:12:01,783 --> 00:12:06,956 - Ceku won�t know the difference. - Ceku will notice, don't you worry. 144 00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,646 Start the machine. 145 00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:19,100 One thing, there's no machine like this in Face-off. Liar. 146 00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:26,924 [MACHINE STARTS] 147 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,586 - How do I look? - Very good. 148 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:07,700 It's not over yet. Give me that thing from the Tom Cruise movie. 149 00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:14,896 Not this one, the other film. 150 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:23,411 [SPEAKING IN A DIFFERENT TONE] I love you baby, tomorrow I'm going to ask for you from your father. 151 00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:25,200 It's not this one either. The other one. 152 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,500 [SPEAKS WITH ARIF'S VOICE] Testing one, two. Beautiful. Ceku, if you're ready, let's leave honey. 153 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,998 [LAUGHTER] 154 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,361 As for you, space peasant, there's no room for you here. 155 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,410 I'm sending you 500 thousand years back in time. 156 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:46,065 - 500, did you say? - Well, let's make it simple. One million. 157 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:51,581 - Damn you and your presence, your past... - Careful, no profanities. It affects the children. 158 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,882 [LAUGHTER] 159 00:13:52,891 --> 00:13:56,100 Set it to one million. 160 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,762 One million - it doesn't matter. I will find you. 161 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,249 I'll come and find you! 162 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:12,300 Stop resisting. You'll damage the machine. Give me the remote. 163 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,800 Bye bye Mr. Arif. 164 00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:19,739 Not this one, the other remote. 165 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,100 Now then, bye bye. If you happen to make it back, bring us a stone. 166 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:37,804 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 167 00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:54,931 [THUNDER CLAP] 168 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:03,256 [HIGH TONED BUZZING SOUND] 169 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:15,427 Are you here? You are here. Everything is in its place. 170 00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:26,544 Call Ceku. Okay Ceku, I'm calling you my rose. 171 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,928 Arif, I don't believe it. Is everything really ready? 172 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,229 Of course dear, and how. 173 00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:34,282 Let's celebrate when I get home. We'll head for Gora in the morning. 174 00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:37,648 - Okay honey. Kissing you. - Me too honey, bye bye. 175 00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:40,948 [LAUGHTER] 176 00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:48,955 [TONE OF VOICE CHANGING FROM ARIF TO LOGAR WITH EACH STROKE ON THROAT] 177 00:15:49,596 --> 00:15:51,696 Walk. 178 00:15:52,148 --> 00:15:56,424 Welcome to Gurcan Market. For English press 9. 179 00:15:56,444 --> 00:15:59,078 [SPEAKING IN ENGLISH] - Hello, hello? - Hello, what's up? 180 00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:02,558 Haci brother, they put me in a time machine. They sent me in a different time line. 181 00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:04,759 What are you talking about? 182 00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:06,277 Who are you? 183 00:16:06,278 --> 00:16:08,478 It's me, Arif. Listen to me. Haci brother, listen to me. 184 00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:11,750 They put me in a time machine, time machine. Have you seen time machine? 185 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,351 No fax machine. I don't have it. No fax. 186 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,465 No fax machine. Who told you that I'm asking fax machine? 187 00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:20,677 - Time Machine. - I don't get it. 188 00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:23,278 - Who are you? - Why the fuck are you speaking English? 189 00:16:23,397 --> 00:16:26,401 Speak Turkish. Press 2. Switch to Turkish, press 2. 190 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,902 No fax machine! 191 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,232 Stupid! Stupid! 192 00:16:33,088 --> 00:16:37,153 Ceku, where are you? I'm going up there to scream "No!" 193 00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:39,949 Nooo... 194 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,810 No way man! No way man! 195 00:16:47,176 --> 00:16:50,648 I've been sent back a million years. 196 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,412 I've been sent back a million years. 197 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:58,833 It's been half an hour, and I'm talking to a grocer. 198 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,436 Who knows what I've been billed! 199 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:02,462 We set up a business, aliens kidnap my wife. 200 00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:05,469 I start my family life, sent to a different time. 201 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:08,545 No other movie would have such a plot, but it happens to me. 202 00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:13,001 Try explaining it to someone and they'll play the three monkeys game on you. 203 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,749 What's that? 204 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:19,250 [MONKEYS SCREAMING] 205 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:22,074 The first monkeys. 206 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:28,100 No dear. I'm not from this era. Whoa. Stop. Don't. 207 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,543 Don't. No dear, don't. Stop. 208 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,500 My dear, leave that. It's nothing. Give it to me. 209 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,500 Photograph? Are you taking a snapshot? 210 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,818 Dear friends, we have limited opportunities. But, if we work hand in hand... 211 00:17:46,819 --> 00:17:48,926 Cico, stop that. Get over here. 212 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,835 Gentlemen, I only ask for a little bit of civility. 213 00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:55,610 I need to immediately return to my own time to save Ceku. 214 00:17:55,611 --> 00:17:58,302 Let's start by standing on two feet. Like this. 215 00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:02,570 Not difficult. Two legs, a straight posture. There's no specific posture. 216 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:07,090 For the sake of God. Come on daddy. Come on daddy dear. Get up brother. 217 00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:08,624 [MONKEY SCREAMS] 218 00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:11,338 Brother, that's not it. Stand up straight. 219 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,498 No, that's not how it's done. 220 00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:19,206 If only it was 500 thousand years. One million is just too much. 221 00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:22,600 What do I do, should I dance for you? What should I do? 222 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:26,318 [SCREAMS] No! No! 223 00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:32,400 Don't try and teach me. Don't teach. 224 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,196 The Ice Age is coming, We're going to freeze our arses off here. 225 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,154 Fire hasn't been discovered. 226 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,634 June 20th of whatever year! 227 00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:43,449 [SCREAMS LIKE A MONKEY] 228 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,437 They've made me one of them - no brains. I'm sure my arse pocket had a lighter in it. 229 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:50,278 Anyway, thank God... Put that there! 230 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:55,312 Leave the shoe. Leave the shoe! 231 00:19:20,837 --> 00:19:24,265 [RIPPLING SOUND] 232 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,500 Hey! Stop bothering me. I have a razor in my hand. 233 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:58,000 What? Did you think George Clooney was going to pop out from under the beard? 234 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,000 Don't play under me. Don't play under me. 235 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,742 That's it. Get in over here. 236 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,953 Dear Monkeys, based on the movies I've seen... 237 00:20:06,954 --> 00:20:09,600 ...nearly 4 minutes have elapsed in the parallel universe. 238 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:13,300 If I hang with you any longer, I won�t be able to return to my own time to save Ceku. 239 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:16,530 This is why I'm leaving. Our food and water is low. 240 00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:19,420 I'll first find water, then I'll look for other civilisations. 241 00:20:19,421 --> 00:20:22,300 I would've loved to have made your acquaintance under different circumstances. 242 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:25,000 But that wasn't the case. Okay then, bye bye. 243 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,700 No, don't get up. Not that you can get up. 244 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,257 Bye bye Cino. Bye bye. 245 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,690 [WITH A BIG CRASHING SOUND, A BOX FALLS FROM THE SKY] 246 00:20:39,691 --> 00:20:43,777 [MONKEYS SCREAM] 247 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:49,511 [SINGING] # Seeds to saplings, saplings to trees. 248 00:20:49,512 --> 00:20:54,412 # Trees to forests, just like the forests in my country. 249 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:59,245 # A safe haven for birds, a protective cover for the soil. 250 00:20:59,246 --> 00:21:04,190 # Gives life to nature, the forests in my country 251 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:06,604 I'm having a mental block! 252 00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:11,505 # A protective cover for nature, the forests in my country. 253 00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:13,941 # A safe haven for birds... 254 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,260 Wow! Check it out, check it out. 255 00:21:17,261 --> 00:21:20,900 Look here. I'm going to find some water soon. Don't attack me while I'm drinking. 256 00:21:20,901 --> 00:21:23,370 Take a good look so you remember me. 257 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:26,563 No evolution; it's still just like any other snake. 258 00:21:26,564 --> 00:21:29,057 # A protective cover for nature. 259 00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:34,930 Looks like water. Oh yes it's water. 260 00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:36,931 [SMALL CREATURES SQUALLING] 261 00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:40,114 Fuck off! You've turned this place into Jurassic Park! 262 00:21:40,115 --> 00:21:42,064 Monkey's are here, lizards, bugs! 263 00:21:42,641 --> 00:21:44,005 A little puddle of water. 264 00:21:44,006 --> 00:21:47,195 Everything is either small or stupid around here. 265 00:21:47,196 --> 00:21:52,000 [FOOTSTEPS] 266 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,336 [TREMBLING] Oh my God! 267 00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:00,500 [LOUD ROAR] 268 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,200 I wasn't talking about you, really. I was referring to the small ones. 269 00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:07,000 The small lizards are stupid. I mean it. 270 00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,001 [BREATHING NERVOUSLY] 271 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:15,000 Dear God, I thank you a thousand times for letting me experience this classic scene. 272 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:20,300 Brother, I saw all of your movies. Jurassic 1, 2, 3... Please. 273 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:25,532 You're the best brother. There's nothing here so you can go now. 274 00:22:26,671 --> 00:22:27,740 [LOUD POWERFUL ROAR] 275 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,866 If you keep roaring like that all of the carnivores will show up. 276 00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:35,500 It's like a war cry. 277 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,878 Please. 278 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,820 Stop it man. 279 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,244 Of course, you are aware of the rules in the forest? 280 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:49,025 Yes, there is a natural food chain. That eats this, this eats that. 281 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:53,779 You grew up without love in this jungle so I understand that you think you're right. 282 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:59,300 I'm better than most people and because we just met, I'm not going to disagree. 283 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:03,700 Look, don't let me be the reason you get into trouble! 284 00:23:05,856 --> 00:23:08,533 You're a computer generated special effect man! 285 00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:11,145 I'll take you apart pixel by pixel. My name is Arif. 286 00:23:27,095 --> 00:23:31,810 Mr. Arif, the stone you launched at the dinosaur hit it in the testicle. 287 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,416 This spells the end of the dinosaur generation. Sorry. 288 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:38,306 - Doctor, I can't carry this burden. - Dad. Daddy. 289 00:23:38,341 --> 00:23:41,495 My son, my dear son! [SQUEAKING TOY SOUND] 290 00:23:43,486 --> 00:23:47,105 I understand you very well Jurassic. I also have a child. 291 00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:50,102 Therefore, I forgive you for the sake of your children. I'll leave you alone. 292 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,000 This jungle is big enough for both of us. 293 00:23:58,111 --> 00:24:00,963 Alright! Oil for honey, huh? 294 00:24:02,771 --> 00:24:06,786 Super. You're not so primitive after all. 295 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,000 What luck, not even one bee. 296 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,977 [SOUND OF BEE WINGS FLAPPING IN BACKGROUND] 297 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,200 I didn't take it. Jurassic gave it to me. 298 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,000 Because you stung me, you'll also die now. 299 00:24:44,325 --> 00:24:48,765 How do you treat a bee sting? Ammonia! 300 00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:59,400 What are you looking at? Is there a bee dancing around here? 301 00:25:05,095 --> 00:25:15,000 [CHANTING IN AROG] 302 00:25:25,561 --> 00:25:29,000 [SHOUTING IN AROG] 303 00:25:44,016 --> 00:25:46,057 Oh my goodness! 304 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:50,728 Oh my goodness! You're people! 305 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:56,200 You were monkeys when I last saw you. Who knows how long I was unconscious for? 306 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:59,929 Stumbling across humans in this era is almost impossible. Humans! 307 00:25:59,987 --> 00:26:01,361 What is... what is this? 308 00:26:01,362 --> 00:26:06,576 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 309 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:11,600 - Careful now. He doesn't know our language. - We can't hold him here. He's a stranger . 310 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:15,250 He's not himself, he doesn't know what he's saying. If we help will he be a burden to us? 311 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:18,950 - Cuhara? -This stranger broke your rope. 312 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,020 - And frightened the children. 313 00:26:21,043 --> 00:26:23,353 No, there was none of that. 314 00:26:23,354 --> 00:26:26,595 What will we do... tear his head off, feed him to the carnivorous birds? 315 00:26:26,598 --> 00:26:28,380 No brother. How can you think that? 316 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,362 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 317 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:36,025 Brother, there were no subtitles for the last thing he said. He may have said the wrong thing. 318 00:26:36,174 --> 00:26:41,665 Look, young man. When a donkey eats from an unfamiliar field, he gets a headache. 319 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:43,948 Write it down. That is a great proverb. 320 00:26:43,949 --> 00:26:45,780 - Come on. - Well okay... 321 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:50,030 Wherever you came from or going to, I don't know. Just don't cause trouble. 322 00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:52,890 Father, I'm from another time. Really. 323 00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,615 I've been suffering around here for months. 324 00:26:54,627 --> 00:26:57,915 Right now, about 6 minutes have passed in my universe. If we can work together... 325 00:26:57,953 --> 00:27:00,835 Work together? Are you an Arog'ian? 326 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:04,870 That's not relevant. Arif Carpet-Rugs-Travel. Look, here's my business card... 327 00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:07,459 - Look, I've got chewing gum. - Get rid of this! 328 00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:10,350 He's definitely an Arog'ian. He's trying to get information. 329 00:27:10,415 --> 00:27:13,817 The lady's lost the plot. It must be the era - "Stone Age." 330 00:27:13,837 --> 00:27:16,388 Shut your mouth! That's my daughter! 331 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,790 Beautiful. Strong morals, well seated. Very, very good. 332 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:20,825 Donkey! 333 00:27:20,876 --> 00:27:23,638 What's the level of technology here? Has fire been discovered? 334 00:27:23,639 --> 00:27:24,999 Get out of here, go. 335 00:27:25,015 --> 00:27:27,125 Where am I supposed to go. Give me the speed of light and I'll go. 336 00:27:27,127 --> 00:27:29,525 Your appearance says you're looking for trouble. Get lost! 337 00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,015 Arog'ians are coming. 338 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:34,345 [TENSE MUSIC] 339 00:27:34,466 --> 00:27:37,512 Hey stranger, use this. Be silent and don't speak. 340 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,984 This fur is terrible? It's for women. Isn't there any better ones? 341 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,500 Uncle, if you haven't found fire yet there's fire here. 342 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:25,000 [TENSE MUSIC] 343 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,339 [STOPS DONKEYS] Halt! 344 00:28:41,735 --> 00:28:45,667 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 345 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,200 What's distressing this fellow? 346 00:28:50,911 --> 00:28:52,435 Is it ready? 347 00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:55,300 Are the goods ready? 348 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,500 I'll take the tools as well. 349 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:06,081 Nothing else has been made with these tools, right? 350 00:29:06,082 --> 00:29:08,000 No Kaarga. 351 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:13,165 I hear that you're making cave paintings. Is that correct? 352 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:15,600 No Kaarga. There's nothing like that. 353 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:21,500 - You're make hunting tools, spears and such? - We only pick fruit. 354 00:29:22,172 --> 00:29:25,679 Do not pick anything. Only eat the fallen ones. 355 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,359 You're destroying the village. The children are starving. 356 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,800 You wont even let us light fires. We're going to freeze to death in the caves. 357 00:29:31,815 --> 00:29:35,581 Dimi! Tell your monkey-faced daughter to stop babbling... 358 00:29:35,582 --> 00:29:38,800 ...otherwise her tongue will be number 42. 359 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,900 Tools are for the one job only! I'll burn anyone that makes new things! 360 00:29:43,935 --> 00:29:45,687 Be a man, provide your service. 361 00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:48,881 We're not slaves. We're as good as Arog people. 362 00:29:48,916 --> 00:29:52,291 Wearing two feathers in your hair doesn't make you a man. Bird brain! 363 00:29:53,169 --> 00:29:56,680 Taso! Shut her up. 364 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,050 What should I do? Should I scream at her? 365 00:29:59,149 --> 00:30:01,300 - Shut up woman! - Hit me! 366 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,324 Come on, hit me. You think you might get your hand dirty. Let me see you hit me. 367 00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:06,474 - Hit me, hit me. - Stop shouting. 368 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,349 What's this old man? 369 00:30:09,549 --> 00:30:11,600 Is this something new? 370 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:18,000 These are leaves. You place them between your lips like this. 371 00:30:22,518 --> 00:30:28,000 Kaarga. Let's pick the strongest men before the sun sets. 372 00:30:29,644 --> 00:30:31,500 You. 373 00:30:32,077 --> 00:30:34,126 You. 374 00:30:36,521 --> 00:30:40,800 - And you. - Me? I'm not a man from this era. 375 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,660 - Excuse me? - I'm from another time. 376 00:30:43,661 --> 00:30:46,000 Don't take me, take him. 377 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,455 What the hell did I say earlier? Didn't I ban all new inventions? 378 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,820 - Yes. You've been saying it for half an hour. - What the hell is that? 379 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:57,237 It's a fake Rolex. It looks so genuine that no one can tell the difference. 380 00:30:57,238 --> 00:30:59,910 He's not from this village Kaarga. We don't know who he is. 381 00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:03,619 Even if I was from this village, what would you do? 382 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:06,907 - No, what would you do? - Not in front of all these people. 383 00:31:06,942 --> 00:31:09,359 No, I want to know what would happen if I was from here brother? 384 00:31:09,394 --> 00:31:10,746 - Bidi! 385 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:16,100 Oh man. This thing is poisonous. Please stop shooting me with these. 386 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,543 Look, look my arm's gone... look. 387 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:25,000 One day I'm in the tavern with Yilmaz, then you should've seen how brother Namik... 388 00:31:30,998 --> 00:31:34,700 - Tighten it so I can't trip my nephew. - Get moving. 389 00:31:39,561 --> 00:31:45,829 Behave yourselves, otherwise I'll torch your puny civilisation. 390 00:31:46,699 --> 00:31:50,000 Porcupine head. 391 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:58,000 Come again, okay. It's my land. 392 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:36,500 When did you tie me up my brother? What kind of fate is this? 393 00:32:36,668 --> 00:32:38,216 Brother! 394 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:52,659 Captain, aren't we going to stop soon? What is this? 395 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,200 No stopping, no stopping. Eyes forward. 396 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,611 [MOANING IN PAIN] 397 00:32:59,698 --> 00:33:01,713 My arm. 398 00:33:02,904 --> 00:33:07,882 - Taso. Taso, can't you be more careful? - His arm is broken. 399 00:33:08,161 --> 00:33:13,830 What a shame. Whatever. The heavens give, the heavens take. 400 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:19,100 Let's start the funeral immediately. Bring a few rocks. 401 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:24,500 - Kaaya, how well did you know Taso? - I knew him to be a very good person. 402 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,620 Are they burying him? 403 00:33:29,019 --> 00:33:31,454 Rest in the light. 404 00:33:33,586 --> 00:33:35,806 Brother, what are you doing? 405 00:33:35,949 --> 00:33:38,547 Hey, weren't your hands tied up? 406 00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,280 They're tied up. See. 407 00:33:40,315 --> 00:33:44,199 is this how you bury a man? For God's sake, move over. 408 00:33:44,205 --> 00:33:46,889 - But it his arm's broken. - What do you mean? Give me a moment. 409 00:33:46,897 --> 00:33:49,078 I have a remedy. Extend your arm. 410 00:33:49,198 --> 00:33:51,793 - It really hurts. - Stop whinging and just extend it. 411 00:33:51,794 --> 00:33:54,499 Move it. Move it like this. 412 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:57,058 If it was broken he wouldn't be able to move it. Extend it. 413 00:33:57,093 --> 00:34:00,536 - If I had an egg, I could rub it better. - Here, quail. 414 00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:04,790 Beautiful. Rubbing it in. Give me a small stick. 415 00:34:04,861 --> 00:34:07,795 [SCREAMS IN PAIN] - It really hurts. - It doesn't hurt mummy's boy, hold still. 416 00:34:07,861 --> 00:34:11,581 Done. Hold it like this. Good. 417 00:34:11,874 --> 00:34:14,764 It's going to be better than it was before. 418 00:34:14,765 --> 00:34:18,024 Taso, you're young. Stay with me, don't go. 419 00:34:18,669 --> 00:34:20,359 Isn't he going to die now? 420 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,074 He won�t die. He's even more sturdy than before. He's super. 421 00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:25,084 Get back in place sorcerer. 422 00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:27,408 - Brother, I'm from another time... - Shut up! 423 00:34:27,443 --> 00:34:30,648 I'm all tied up and I can't say a thing. 424 00:35:11,672 --> 00:35:14,381 [ROSARY BEADS CLINKING] 425 00:35:14,382 --> 00:35:16,825 [WOLF HOWLING] 426 00:35:16,826 --> 00:35:18,853 [STOPS DONKEYS] Halt! 427 00:35:21,857 --> 00:35:25,262 Arog! Arog! Arog! Arog! Arog! Arog! 428 00:35:30,907 --> 00:35:34,365 Take them to the persecution cave. I'll be there in a moment. 429 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:38,867 - Brother, how's your arm? - Good thanks. Move it! 430 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,253 Don't forget it, because we have a connection there. 431 00:35:41,254 --> 00:35:43,500 - Walk! - Okay. 432 00:35:49,302 --> 00:35:51,790 - Wheel? - No my master. 433 00:35:51,806 --> 00:35:53,006 Shhh! 434 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,112 Where will you go with this wheel? 435 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:58,205 - It's not a wheel, it's a mill stone. - Liar! 436 00:35:58,206 --> 00:36:01,627 Master, I'm a farmer. We use this to grind wheat. 437 00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:03,521 You're lying! 438 00:36:03,589 --> 00:36:06,270 Didn't we also ban farming? 439 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:10,089 - Take him away. He's off to the tower tomorrow. - Master, please forgive me. 440 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,009 Liar. 441 00:36:12,029 --> 00:36:14,376 - Welcome uncle. - Thank you nephew. 442 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:16,465 - What's that in your mouth? - Who's mouth? 443 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,471 - Don't smoke that indoors. - Okay. 444 00:36:21,007 --> 00:36:24,005 - And what is this? - A fake Rolex. 445 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:27,912 You couldn't pick it. How are things in the village? 446 00:36:28,209 --> 00:36:30,635 - Dimi has got the pipes ready. - Good. 447 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:33,770 - Dad? - Taso, son! 448 00:36:33,771 --> 00:36:35,785 Did you vandalise the village? 449 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:38,579 - I did father. - Good. What happened to your arm? 450 00:36:38,921 --> 00:36:42,302 He hurt it on the way back here. 451 00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:48,162 - It's not broken. See. I have movement. - Look at what I found in your cave. 452 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:57,050 Masks. I made them myself from tree bark. 453 00:36:57,943 --> 00:37:01,639 Working! You are an Arog'ian. Be a warrior. 454 00:37:01,659 --> 00:37:03,954 You're drawing on the walls. 455 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,078 Don't waste your time on such things. 456 00:37:06,174 --> 00:37:10,499 Dad, I love drawing. Sculpture, music, dance. I love them all. 457 00:37:10,534 --> 00:37:15,642 - Doesn't it give the tribe colour? - Lies! You're telling lies. 458 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,929 They won�t understand you. They'll make fun of you. 459 00:37:19,049 --> 00:37:23,028 They'll see you as a tramp. You'll die from your pain. 460 00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:28,004 Don't be an artist, be a warrior. Don't be suppressed, be the suppressor. 461 00:37:28,598 --> 00:37:32,907 My work will give future generations a light to follow. 462 00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:35,429 - Where are the prisoners? - Below. 463 00:37:35,549 --> 00:37:38,310 Go and torment the prisoners. Go on my child. 464 00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:40,947 [BREATHING DEEPLY] Uncle, my medicine... 465 00:37:40,948 --> 00:37:43,167 [RATTLESNAKE SOUND] 466 00:37:45,923 --> 00:37:49,689 Kaarga, you are to take responsibility for this child. 467 00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:52,538 I want him to be an Arog'ian that our ancestors would be proud of. 468 00:37:52,539 --> 00:37:55,010 My father Kumo needs something to be proud of. 469 00:37:55,053 --> 00:37:57,602 Do not worry nephew. 470 00:38:00,547 --> 00:38:06,223 When we finish the tower and find him, it will be a new era for all of us. 471 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:12,478 Dad, the heavens took you. I'm going to bring you back from there. 472 00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:23,415 - My brother Kumo was also a friend. - His good intentions were his downfall? 473 00:38:27,176 --> 00:38:29,376 [NARRATOR'S VOICE] 474 00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:34,420 Many many years ago, at the beginning of the Stone Age... 475 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,828 ...we were poor but we were happy. 476 00:38:36,829 --> 00:38:40,403 Where groves now grow there was nothing. 477 00:38:40,499 --> 00:38:43,662 One day a circular metal object descended from the sky. 478 00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:46,103 Was it made from iron? Maybe. 479 00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:51,304 There were two strange creatures but one that looked like us. 480 00:38:51,339 --> 00:38:53,183 They were laughing. 481 00:38:57,659 --> 00:39:00,156 They gave us a gift. 482 00:39:00,276 --> 00:39:05,600 Kumo, my father, didn't have a suitable gift to offer back. 483 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,941 He offered the first thing at hand. 484 00:39:07,956 --> 00:39:13,659 They were angry. They waved their hands, got back into the object and took off. 485 00:39:19,903 --> 00:39:23,910 Something really bad happened when Kumo tried to salute them. 486 00:39:29,226 --> 00:39:33,329 My father was no more. All of our ambition and passion comes from that gift. 487 00:39:33,364 --> 00:39:36,161 We kicked. We kicked. We kicked! 488 00:39:37,615 --> 00:39:42,554 Since that day I have been against new things and inventions. 489 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,450 Guys, this had better not be like that Mel Gibson film where heads get chopped off. 490 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,830 Do the gods want a sacrificial lamb? I really hate that. 491 00:39:56,900 --> 00:40:00,597 [BARRACKING IN AROG] 492 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:08,210 Strong Men! In a few moments you will ascend the tower. 493 00:40:09,097 --> 00:40:14,627 Whoever brings Big Kumo down will have their life spared. 494 00:40:14,859 --> 00:40:19,007 You will be given a new life along with some polished stones. 495 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:24,200 Beautiful. We'll be more advanced. Polished stones - super. Give them to me. 496 00:40:24,888 --> 00:40:27,686 Start the Strong Man dance. 497 00:40:28,987 --> 00:40:32,883 [SHOUTING IN CHORUS] Hey! 498 00:40:33,184 --> 00:40:41,387 [BARRACKING IN AROG] 499 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,446 Brother, there are two things that I really hate. 500 00:40:44,481 --> 00:40:48,983 Modern dance and primitive dance. They're the most irritating things. 501 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:54,881 No! Don't! No! Don't! 502 00:40:56,827 --> 00:40:59,754 Don't hit me! Don't! No! 503 00:41:01,897 --> 00:41:04,897 No! Don't hit me! No! 504 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,335 Cut it out! Cut it out! 505 00:41:12,243 --> 00:41:15,099 Move! Move! 506 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,620 His heart is obviously tiny. You can't even make a small tzatziki dip with it. Wait a minute. 507 00:41:19,621 --> 00:41:23,427 Mark me with the mud sister. I'm off to bring the old brother back. 508 00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:26,240 - What about the dance? - This place is like a school canteen now. 509 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:29,038 I'll bring him back, then we can dance until the crack of dawn. Don't worry. 510 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:33,730 Pick it up brothers. Pick it up. This is such a big rock! 511 00:41:33,765 --> 00:41:37,134 - Who is that? - His hair is peculiar. 512 00:41:39,356 --> 00:41:42,836 This is how we used to transport refrigerators. Hoppa! 513 00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:45,806 [STRUGGLING] 514 00:41:48,332 --> 00:41:53,500 Kargabas, make sure you have the polished stones ready on my return. 515 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:10,589 The feasibility of this is wrong. That is, it's been built wrong. 516 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,344 [TENSE MUSIC] 517 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,800 I did a silent fart, but I don't think it will reach them down there. 518 00:43:05,087 --> 00:43:07,120 Here we are. 519 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:18,034 - Hello uncle. - Stay away from me. 520 00:43:18,254 --> 00:43:20,012 Kumo, are you Kumo? 521 00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:23,473 There's no meaning to life. There's nothing for me at all... 522 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,442 Hey man! 523 00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:31,347 What are you doing man? I'm here to take you back down. 524 00:43:31,467 --> 00:43:35,500 - I want to die. - Nonsense. 525 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:40,371 Take this, take this cigarette. You can't think like that. 526 00:43:40,391 --> 00:43:42,933 Why would you want to die? Ridiculous. 527 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:45,781 Life isn't meaningless. Stop being ridiculous. Here. 528 00:43:45,782 --> 00:43:49,409 Cover it up with your hands. Cover it up. 529 00:43:50,636 --> 00:43:53,514 Like this, two hands. Cover it with your hands. 530 00:43:55,261 --> 00:43:57,817 Looks like cigarettes killed him. 531 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:01,578 What's it to me. They said place the rock and I did. I don't care. 532 00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:10,931 - Someone's coming. - Someone's returning from the tower! 533 00:44:10,966 --> 00:44:13,331 Someone's returning from the tower! 534 00:44:15,324 --> 00:44:17,584 Is it my father? Is it my father? 535 00:44:17,837 --> 00:44:21,481 I can't quite see dad, do you want to try and see? 536 00:44:21,782 --> 00:44:27,808 [BARRACKING IN AROG] 537 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:40,274 Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Thank you to you. Nice girl. 538 00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:48,723 Quiet! Did you see anyone? Did you see Kumo? 539 00:44:48,743 --> 00:44:51,154 I did. Now this is what happened... 540 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,563 He was all alone and isolated up there after his escape from his captors... 541 00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:58,136 ...he was all shrivelled up. I'm no psychologist so I wasn't what to do... 542 00:44:58,171 --> 00:45:02,312 ...I tried talking to him but he was like, such a like... 543 00:45:02,347 --> 00:45:06,227 ...What I'm saying is, he was like a hermit and as a result... 544 00:45:06,347 --> 00:45:10,430 Tell me man. Where is Kumo? 545 00:45:10,807 --> 00:45:12,810 Father! 546 00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:15,141 Here he is. 547 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:21,768 This isn't Kumo. He's an Arog'ian. 548 00:45:21,888 --> 00:45:26,130 - How would I know? I didn't ask for ID? - Take that necklace off his neck. 549 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:29,778 Here, take it then. Take it. Like I really needed it. 550 00:45:29,898 --> 00:45:33,215 You went all the way to the summit and couldn't find my father. Why? 551 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,112 To reach the heavens, how many more stones do we need? 552 00:45:36,147 --> 00:45:39,842 It's so easy for you to talk from over there. There are seven more levels before you reach the sky. 553 00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:42,507 Do you think I'm a construction worker that's going to build up to the stratosphere? 554 00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:45,707 Lies! You are lying! 555 00:45:48,117 --> 00:45:52,125 We'll continue building the tower tomorrow. Kaaya is upset. 556 00:45:52,566 --> 00:45:55,000 The ceremony is over. Back to your business. 557 00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:58,672 - Kargabas. Am I part of the community now? - Shut up. 558 00:45:58,792 --> 00:46:01,922 You're the first person to return from the tower alive. 559 00:46:02,042 --> 00:46:06,751 Eat and drink all you want. Your life has been spared in accordance with our customs. 560 00:46:06,871 --> 00:46:10,200 What a nice custom. Normally a man would die from your customs. 561 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,500 Then let's build a landing pad or something. What is this man! 562 00:46:13,527 --> 00:46:17,104 8 minutes have passed in my parallel universe. A little bit of help would be nice. 563 00:46:17,139 --> 00:46:20,977 - What sort of a community do you have here? - Come. We need to make a picture of you. 564 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,070 Stop brother, I have enough problems of my own. 565 00:46:23,105 --> 00:46:25,740 You're the first person to ever return. I don't want to miss this opportunity. 566 00:46:25,775 --> 00:46:28,932 - I'm an artist but I paint in secret. - You have to paint in secret? 567 00:46:28,967 --> 00:46:32,200 That's how it has to be. Let's go to my studio. 568 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,128 Brother, my name is Arif. I'm a practical man. 569 00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:38,663 I wouldn't put up with the pressure of this feudal system. That's just my character. 570 00:46:38,664 --> 00:46:41,257 A little less movement. Hold still. 571 00:46:41,697 --> 00:46:44,709 Let me see how you're doing. 572 00:46:45,571 --> 00:46:49,823 - What's that? Is that what my nose looks like? - It's the same. 573 00:46:50,415 --> 00:46:53,900 Look at that drawing. Did you draw that? 574 00:46:53,998 --> 00:46:56,981 - That's my style, my genre. - Nice. 575 00:46:57,101 --> 00:47:00,150 Sign your name there. Encyclopaedias credit Anonymous as drawing them. 576 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,077 Don't be simple-minded. Let's slap an Arif here. 577 00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:07,812 - What are you up to brother? - Sign them son. These are beautiful. 578 00:47:09,128 --> 00:47:12,766 - How much are the masks? - They're not for sale. They're for me. 579 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:14,820 But it's a secret. I don't want my father to hear. 580 00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:17,988 Does your father understand art? Art is for society. Why hide it? 581 00:47:17,988 --> 00:47:19,432 They won�t understand it either. 582 00:47:19,433 --> 00:47:22,517 Look, give this one a little smile and make this one a little sad. 583 00:47:22,552 --> 00:47:25,909 - This one is laughing, look. - That's how much the oppressor laughs. 584 00:47:26,029 --> 00:47:30,048 - This would make a great coat. - No brother. Please don't! 585 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,390 Wow. Stepping a little out of your genre. Isn't that the girl from the village? 586 00:47:34,425 --> 00:47:37,245 - Yes. Mimi. - Is it a crush? 587 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,275 - I love her man. - You were making fun of her in the village. 588 00:47:40,276 --> 00:47:45,178 Repressive society. That's nothing. You should see this. 589 00:47:47,756 --> 00:47:51,882 - Wow. Who did that? - I did. 590 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:54,013 Yourself? 591 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,841 You are in love my friend. So you have to listen carefully. 592 00:48:13,942 --> 00:48:16,642 [PLAYS A SONG ON MOBILE TELEPHONE] 593 00:48:16,705 --> 00:48:21,786 # As you gaze at your loved ones. 594 00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:27,810 # Forgive them and give them a hug. 595 00:48:28,294 --> 00:48:33,800 # This game is about living for each other. 596 00:48:34,515 --> 00:48:40,492 # The touch of a mother is so powerful. 597 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:45,608 # No one can love you more than your mother. 598 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:47,841 [BOTH CRYING] 599 00:48:49,068 --> 00:48:51,128 You're crying. 600 00:48:51,248 --> 00:48:56,009 - Forbidden love brother. - There's no such thing as forbidden love. 601 00:48:56,222 --> 00:48:58,951 I fell in love with a woman from another galaxy. 602 00:48:59,071 --> 00:49:01,839 Falling in love with the girl next door is easier. 603 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:04,725 I have to return to my loved ones. A 20 year age difference has its problems. 604 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,557 The age difference between us now is one million years. 605 00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:10,445 [MOBILE PHONE SONG PLAYS AGAIN] 606 00:49:10,541 --> 00:49:15,639 # As you gaze at your loved ones. 607 00:49:16,450 --> 00:49:21,479 # Forgive them and give them a hug. 608 00:49:21,949 --> 00:49:25,895 # This game is about living for each other. 609 00:49:28,115 --> 00:49:31,259 - You're crying man. - Look brother. 610 00:49:31,379 --> 00:49:34,058 I have to return to my loved ones. It's certain, in the village... 611 00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:38,080 ...they'll keep chiselling rocks. I was promised polished stones. 612 00:49:38,085 --> 00:49:41,070 I need all the tools available. I have to return to my loved ones. 613 00:49:41,105 --> 00:49:44,221 Help me. I need all the tools. 614 00:49:45,429 --> 00:49:49,032 Not possible man. My father collects all of the equipment. No one's allowed to use them. 615 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:52,557 Is this guy crazy? I need the equipment. Help me. 616 00:49:52,592 --> 00:49:54,853 - They're all locked in a cave. - Locked in a cave? 617 00:49:54,888 --> 00:49:59,581 Take me there. I'll help you score with the village girl. 618 00:49:59,686 --> 00:50:02,260 - Would you do that? - I'll do it. I'll even do your wedding. 619 00:50:02,295 --> 00:50:04,924 - White goods are from me. - What are white goods? 620 00:50:04,959 --> 00:50:08,519 You'll soon learn. We just need to increase you intelligence a notch. 621 00:50:08,554 --> 00:50:11,877 - Brother. - I'm being polite, did you think it was a pipe? 622 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:28,634 You could've given it a turn on the fire. 623 00:50:33,423 --> 00:50:36,693 [WHISTLING] 624 00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:39,663 Mr. Arif. 625 00:50:42,445 --> 00:50:46,097 Thanks for the food. Good night. 626 00:50:47,259 --> 00:50:49,444 I couldn't come earlier. 627 00:50:57,015 --> 00:51:00,269 I don't know exactly what tools you need, but there's plenty in the cave. 628 00:51:00,289 --> 00:51:01,923 I'll find a use for all of them. 629 00:51:01,924 --> 00:51:04,538 There's also a gift in there from heaven. 630 00:51:04,573 --> 00:51:07,309 The heavens? What is it? Guns, fire, machines? 631 00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:10,197 I don't know, but it's not from this world. 632 00:51:10,207 --> 00:51:14,347 Could it be a machine that someone came in before I arrived? 633 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,800 This is it. 634 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,883 Grab it. 635 00:51:18,884 --> 00:51:21,203 - Are we opening it? - Yes. 636 00:51:21,463 --> 00:51:24,893 Push, push, push. 637 00:51:29,099 --> 00:51:32,158 Ok. In you go. 638 00:51:35,995 --> 00:51:41,821 - How is it Arif? Is it good enough? - Wow. It's like a museum. 639 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,733 - Here's a bicycle. - That's a trolley. 640 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:48,439 - Ladder? - Nice little step ladder. 641 00:51:48,474 --> 00:51:52,744 - Fur. Here are some spears. - Skip those. 642 00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:56,208 We also have this thing. Three people can sit on it at once. 643 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:59,591 Look at me. Show me the things that came from the sky. 644 00:51:59,626 --> 00:52:02,664 They're deep in the cave. Wait. 645 00:52:08,248 --> 00:52:11,164 Everything's so primitive. 646 00:52:13,790 --> 00:52:17,286 - Arif? - Are you back? 647 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:22,441 This present was given to my great-great grandfather Vehases. 648 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:23,499 Vehases? 649 00:52:23,534 --> 00:52:25,576 - Are you ready? - Open it brother. 650 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:32,100 Go fuck yourself man. It's Betamax. You can't even find tapes for these. 651 00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:34,644 That's bullshit. How can you say this came from the sky? 652 00:52:34,645 --> 00:52:36,707 You're giving me gas. 653 00:52:36,808 --> 00:52:39,453 - Will this do? - Taso, don't make go crazy. 654 00:52:39,473 --> 00:52:42,300 - What's happening here? - Nothing. 655 00:52:42,332 --> 00:52:47,685 Taso! Your father wants to speak with you immediately. Let's go. 656 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,600 - Didn't I say no one's to enter the tool cave? - You did father. 657 00:53:04,650 --> 00:53:08,152 Let me explain. My friend asked, Do you have any inventions? 658 00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:10,930 He asked, Do you have any gadgets? I said I have a telephone. 659 00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:14,130 He said, Father doesn't like inventions. They must be locked in the cave. 660 00:53:14,131 --> 00:53:16,930 I agreed and said that we should lock it in the cave. 661 00:53:16,931 --> 00:53:19,537 I said, let's lock it up. Open the cave, and we'll put it there. 662 00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:21,469 Give me that. 663 00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:27,900 Kaarga! Put a guard outside the cave. No one is to enter or exit the cave. 664 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:33,417 Taso, son. The time has come for you to get married and have a family. 665 00:53:33,442 --> 00:53:37,980 I spoke with your uncle and we've decided that you will marry Ayu. 666 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:39,373 Ayu? 667 00:53:51,777 --> 00:53:53,784 [SOUND OF FLYING WEAPONS] 668 00:54:06,736 --> 00:54:09,188 Hello. What a nice girl...for winter. Ayu. 669 00:54:09,189 --> 00:54:12,696 [MOCKING] Ayu... 670 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:17,109 Dad, I love someone else. 671 00:54:17,369 --> 00:54:20,260 Lies! You're lying. 672 00:54:21,652 --> 00:54:25,224 This cannot be possible. You have to marry Ayu. 673 00:54:25,624 --> 00:54:29,750 Dad, I can think for myself. You don't allow me to drawings. 674 00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:32,871 You interfere with my music. You even decide what clothes I wear. 675 00:54:32,906 --> 00:54:35,447 You put this porcupine on my head. Enough now! 676 00:54:35,699 --> 00:54:38,344 - Ease your attack. Take it slow. - Stay out of this Arif. 677 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,816 What do you mean stay out of this? You two are going to go at it. 678 00:54:40,831 --> 00:54:43,100 Your society will never grow if the leaders are in-fighting. 679 00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:46,050 Stop being such a brute, let your son marry who he wants. 680 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,856 Also, allow new inventions. Give your people a chance to evolve. 681 00:54:48,857 --> 00:54:50,490 In my parallel universe, it's now about- 682 00:54:50,498 --> 00:54:55,277 Shut up! Taso, I'll reject you as my child. 683 00:54:55,397 --> 00:55:00,350 You'll be collecting chestnuts outside the village. I'll exile you. 684 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,350 I'll leave before you exile me. 685 00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:09,191 Get out of my sight! [WOMAN CRIES] 686 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,800 One more thing, no meat or water shall ever be given to you from this land. 687 00:55:12,915 --> 00:55:15,607 This youngster's quite a man. He has fire in his voice. 688 00:55:15,608 --> 00:55:18,800 You should sit together and sort things out in a civilised manner. 689 00:55:19,063 --> 00:55:22,480 You get nothing as well. Get off my land! 690 00:55:22,482 --> 00:55:24,250 What did I do? 691 00:55:24,381 --> 00:55:27,850 Uncle. My medication. Uncle. [BREATHING HEAVILY] 692 00:55:27,941 --> 00:55:30,500 [RATTLESNAKE SOUND] 693 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,731 This child is going to kill me. [STARTS CRYING] 694 00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,243 Look at you. Dumb arse. 695 00:55:42,244 --> 00:55:45,240 The man controls the land. Who do you think you're standing up to? 696 00:55:45,256 --> 00:55:47,432 You picked the right time to piss your father off. 697 00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,199 Just my luck... 698 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,059 Go brother. I'm going to create a civilisation of my own. Go. 699 00:55:52,074 --> 00:55:54,715 Two hands will make a sound, one hand cannot make a sound. 700 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:57,395 Don't sell me your proverbs until you've fine tuned them. 701 00:55:57,410 --> 00:56:00,741 If your hair wasn't in the way I'd ripped your ear off! Get lost. 702 00:56:01,172 --> 00:56:04,676 Arif, let's get to the Arog village. 703 00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:09,072 Don't you mean let's go to the girl? Don't follow me. 704 00:56:09,192 --> 00:56:13,199 Why aren't we going to the village Arif? 705 00:56:13,743 --> 00:56:16,403 Being the underdog isn't so bad. 706 00:56:16,404 --> 00:56:20,190 I'm 1 million years ahead of you. You should be taking of that. 707 00:56:20,204 --> 00:56:24,383 Instead, you're un-evolving my brain. What else can happen? 708 00:56:26,629 --> 00:56:30,299 Don't come with me. Don't come man! 709 00:56:39,675 --> 00:56:41,283 What are you looking at? 710 00:56:41,284 --> 00:56:43,993 I'm not looking at you. I'm washing my face. 711 00:56:44,028 --> 00:56:46,696 - Dude, leave my water alone. - Is the water yours? 712 00:56:46,731 --> 00:56:50,350 This is my civilisation. Go somewhere else and create your own. Go! 713 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:55,100 I'm an artist. I can set up a civilisation wherever I want. Here, a civilisation. 714 00:56:55,128 --> 00:56:58,646 Was Braveheart an artist that created a civilisation? 715 00:56:58,686 --> 00:57:03,420 Look at how he looks into the water. Narcissist. 716 00:57:04,009 --> 00:57:07,328 You're retarded. 717 00:57:10,529 --> 00:57:13,529 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 718 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:21,992 ["TICK TICK" SOUND IN THE DISTANCE] 719 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:35,977 [FOREIGN LANGUAGE SONG IS HEARD] 720 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,431 Ah! 721 00:57:45,433 --> 00:57:48,130 Why are you perving on my girl? Is this going to be your civilisation? 722 00:57:48,150 --> 00:57:50,729 I'm not perving on the girl. I'm checking the depth of the water. 723 00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:52,956 Liar. You're checking her out. You seem to like her a lot. 724 00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:56,849 - Are you going to create a civilisation with her? - What civilisation? I'm married you idiot. 725 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,206 I'll beat you up. I'll kill you. 726 00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:02,194 Wait a minute. You go and start a new civilisation with the girl and... 727 00:58:02,195 --> 00:58:04,720 ...I'll be the brains behind the new civilisation. 728 00:58:04,744 --> 00:58:06,781 - No man! - What do you mean no? 729 00:58:06,782 --> 00:58:09,031 Do you know how to impress a girl? 730 00:58:09,102 --> 00:58:12,656 How to get close to a woman? I have the medicine. Come here. 731 00:58:13,675 --> 00:58:16,690 Women like to be treated with courtesy. Take this. 732 00:58:20,344 --> 00:58:23,572 I'm going to ask you something but it may be a little personal. 733 00:58:23,593 --> 00:58:27,251 - Did you come from monkeys? - No. We came from the village together. 734 00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:30,200 I understand. You came from animals. 735 00:58:30,517 --> 00:58:34,501 - I have another idea. - What's that? 736 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:36,531 - I'll come out of the water like this. - And? 737 00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,693 I'll show my body off. 738 00:58:38,731 --> 00:58:41,085 You know how the water drips off the body... 739 00:58:41,528 --> 00:58:46,862 The sunlight licks the muscles. Flex the muscles... 740 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,628 Go and crack a walnut in your arse. It'll help with the flexing. 741 00:58:49,629 --> 00:58:52,600 Are you posing for a Pirelli calendar? Be more graceful. 742 00:58:52,739 --> 00:58:54,276 Take this. 743 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:59,300 This is an arrangement, but when you give it to someone it is a bouquet. 744 00:58:59,688 --> 00:59:03,550 The moment you appear out of the water... 745 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:07,511 ...before she sees your arse or face, give these to her. Go. 746 00:59:13,613 --> 00:59:19,913 [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 747 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,549 Ah! [WALNUT CRACKING] 748 00:59:30,616 --> 00:59:33,916 [WHIMPERS IN PAIN] 749 00:59:34,827 --> 00:59:38,744 - What happened? - The walnut cracked. 750 00:59:39,427 --> 00:59:42,154 Tattoo. We use the tattoo. Walk. 751 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:50,537 To your health. You're returning from the steam bath? 752 00:59:50,565 --> 00:59:53,947 - Do you remember me. I'm Arif. - I remember. Are you still alive? 753 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,600 I'm still living thanks to my Arog�ian friend Taso. 754 00:59:56,606 --> 00:59:59,321 Maybe you don't recognise him. He used to wear a porcupine on his head. 755 00:59:59,356 --> 01:00:01,865 I know him. Leave us in peace. 756 01:00:02,287 --> 01:00:06,279 Has he ever told you how he cares for you? Tattoo. 757 01:00:06,314 --> 01:00:09,433 Look at what he has sacrificed because he cares for you. 758 01:00:09,465 --> 01:00:12,417 He has your picture on his own body. 759 01:00:12,452 --> 01:00:16,664 It covers 250 square centimetres and was done with a needle. A very precise job. 760 01:00:16,699 --> 01:00:19,695 He's projecting his love for you through his body... 761 01:00:19,730 --> 01:00:23,192 ...he pretends to be with you by having the tattoo on his body. Crazy boy. 762 01:00:23,227 --> 01:00:24,955 My nose doesn't look like that. 763 01:00:24,990 --> 01:00:26,919 With your permission we'll carry the furs for you. 764 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,530 Ladies shouldn't be labouring like this. Which era do we live in? Here you go. 765 01:00:29,539 --> 01:00:31,865 - Please rest. - Please let it go. 766 01:00:31,915 --> 01:00:34,037 [SPEAKING IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE] 767 01:00:34,117 --> 01:00:38,557 [SINGING A SONG] # Puf kah, he's not Arog�ian... 768 01:00:38,592 --> 01:00:42,445 We have a tattoo design for you. We're thinking of putting it on your butt cheeks. 769 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,589 We can go now. Please go. 770 01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:47,909 # He's making us crazy... 771 01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:50,791 That's one of our songs. How do you know it? 772 01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:52,571 I've heard it once or twice. 773 01:00:52,606 --> 01:00:54,660 In the forest. 774 01:00:54,695 --> 01:00:56,641 [PLAYS FLUTE] 775 01:00:56,642 --> 01:00:58,688 # He is crazy, he is crazy... 776 01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:02,224 # He's making us crazy... 777 01:01:02,644 --> 01:01:05,595 He's not Arog�ian... 778 01:01:07,645 --> 01:01:14,645 # He is crazy, he is crazy, # He's making us crazy... 779 01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:24,947 Pull it. Pull it. Okay. 780 01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:26,483 [MAN GROANS] 781 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:28,400 Hide that so that no one takes it away from us. 782 01:01:28,431 --> 01:01:30,700 - Where should we hide them? - Put them here. 783 01:01:36,561 --> 01:01:40,725 - Get well soon. - What are you doing here? 784 01:01:40,845 --> 01:01:43,900 Brother. It's me Arif from the parallel universe, remember? 785 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,115 Aren't you Kaaya's son? 786 01:01:46,116 --> 01:01:48,967 No. Right now he's out in the open. His father disowned him. 787 01:01:49,002 --> 01:01:51,544 Allow him to kiss your hand. 788 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:58,025 - This will eventually be a custom. - Lips don't wear out when they kiss a hand. 789 01:01:58,101 --> 01:02:00,741 Write that down, it's a great proverb. 790 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:03,800 With your permission I'd like to stay here with you. 791 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:07,900 We have limited food and water. You might not be able to cope. 792 01:02:07,950 --> 01:02:11,250 Brother, he hasn't come from a resort. There won�t be a problem. 793 01:02:11,253 --> 01:02:14,863 The hard times are over. We're starting our own civilisation. 794 01:02:14,877 --> 01:02:16,513 - That's prohibited? - Prohibited? 795 01:02:16,514 --> 01:02:18,917 There are thousands of useful gadgets in Kaaya's cave. 796 01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:21,303 If we break into the cave, we can advance ourselves. 797 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,338 What are you looking at rubber neck? 798 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:29,255 Yes. Inventions from the last 40 years are in the cave. 799 01:02:29,262 --> 01:02:32,062 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 800 01:02:32,350 --> 01:02:33,950 Hi Uncle. 801 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:38,989 Humanity's been struggling for hundreds of years. That in itself is a miracle. 802 01:02:39,009 --> 01:02:40,608 We've been here for 50 years. 803 01:02:40,609 --> 01:02:43,750 Brother, don't interfere with my preaching. 804 01:02:43,835 --> 01:02:47,700 Friends, right now there are hardships... 805 01:02:47,701 --> 01:02:51,900 ...I accept that. But if we dig deep into our souls... 806 01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:54,950 ...we'll reach the Middle Ages in a week, the New Age in 15 days... 807 01:02:54,951 --> 01:02:58,902 ...I swear, we can take this effort right up to the French Revolution in a month. 808 01:02:58,907 --> 01:03:00,930 - Can we light fires? - Of course. 809 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,481 Cave paintings? 810 01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:05,355 Sister, the grand master of art is here so why ask such a question? 811 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:07,965 - Wheels? - I'll deliver the best ones to you. 812 01:03:07,975 --> 01:03:11,273 The caves are guarded. We need to sort that out first. 813 01:03:11,295 --> 01:03:13,764 - What? - I've been teaching the kids in secret. 814 01:03:13,765 --> 01:03:17,503 - Is teaching allowed? - It's allowed. Open learning. 815 01:03:17,538 --> 01:03:19,531 If we do this, will we advance? 816 01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:22,817 - Brother, I was educated by open learning. - Oh boy! 817 01:03:22,852 --> 01:03:25,491 Come on kids, who wants to make cave paintings? 818 01:03:25,492 --> 01:03:27,979 [CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY] Me! Me! 819 01:03:28,045 --> 01:03:30,738 Arif, they're going to draw pictures. Should I go? 820 01:03:30,739 --> 01:03:32,966 Go and draw. You're a young man. 821 01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:36,666 Thank you. 822 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,924 - Will this work Arif? - It'll work. 823 01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:43,982 This is a razor blade. This will give us a shiny new look. 824 01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:47,672 All those in favour of the new civilisation project step forward. 825 01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:51,679 [EVERYONE SHOUTING TOGETHER] Hey! 826 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:33,522 Look up. 827 01:04:33,557 --> 01:04:36,929 Your hair is like wire, I gave it a nice layered cut. 828 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:39,519 Now it has body and volume so it's easier to maintain every day. 829 01:04:39,554 --> 01:04:40,960 - Arif? - Yes! 830 01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:45,887 - Brother, aren't you shaving? - No, no, I'm good. 831 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,834 Look at me, just do it like this. Just don't create any fantasy versions. 832 01:04:49,835 --> 01:04:52,357 You have to be able to show your face in public. 833 01:04:53,641 --> 01:04:55,710 Continue with him. 834 01:04:56,662 --> 01:04:59,211 When are we going to get the gadgets? 835 01:04:59,212 --> 01:05:03,850 They've got men guarding the cave. We have to get in without being seen. 836 01:05:04,226 --> 01:05:06,484 [WHISPERING] - Taso? - Yes. 837 01:05:06,519 --> 01:05:10,696 When the fucker goes past we'll sneak in from behind and... 838 01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,501 - ...into the entrance. - Got it. 839 01:05:12,536 --> 01:05:14,343 You two! 840 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:21,054 Oh man! We can't even see ourselves. How the fuck did you see us? 841 01:05:21,174 --> 01:05:25,485 - Taso? - Frodo. He recognised me Arif. 842 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,936 Wait a minute. I'm going to warp his mind, look. 843 01:05:27,937 --> 01:05:29,575 Psst! Harry Potter, come here. 844 01:05:29,610 --> 01:05:32,538 Quickly go and get four size 10 nails from the hardware store. 845 01:05:32,539 --> 01:05:33,804 - Quickly, quickly! - Okay brother. 846 01:05:33,839 --> 01:05:37,921 He won't be back until the Iron Age. Let's go. 847 01:05:42,289 --> 01:05:45,657 - Nice. - Arif, are we taking everything? 848 01:05:45,777 --> 01:05:48,772 No need to grab spears and things. Only take useful items and tools. 849 01:05:48,773 --> 01:05:51,011 - Okay. - My phone is here man! 850 01:05:52,924 --> 01:05:56,918 Look for another wheel like this so we can make a cart. 851 01:05:57,038 --> 01:05:59,377 - There are heaps of wheels further in. - Great. 852 01:05:59,412 --> 01:06:05,955 - Give the chalk. Your dad deserves a letter. - Say hello from me as well. 853 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:18,000 [CHEERFUL MUSIC] 854 01:06:35,664 --> 01:06:38,288 Drop it. Drop it. 855 01:06:39,424 --> 01:06:42,626 - Comfortable ride? - Arif slept, I drove. 856 01:06:42,746 --> 01:06:46,376 - Wow, I originally made this. - What do you mean brother? 857 01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:49,941 It was only ever taken for a test drive. What are these? 858 01:06:50,061 --> 01:06:53,480 This is wheat. We make bread from it. A hungry bear won't dance. 859 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:57,071 Gentlemen, we're detaching the wheels. They can now be used as mill stones. 860 01:06:57,072 --> 01:06:59,390 One more thing. We need plenty of clay. 861 01:06:59,409 --> 01:07:01,839 - Are we making a sculpture? - What sculpture? The sculpture can wait. 862 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,265 For pots and pans. 863 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,791 - Long live Arif. - Unload it all. 864 01:07:14,143 --> 01:07:18,311 Run, run. More effort. Don't run for no reason. 865 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,287 Transfer the flour that comes out of here okay? 866 01:07:26,288 --> 01:07:28,791 - I'll leave it in your hands. - Okay. 867 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,257 Meto, don't overload the wheat. Also, make the wholegrains small. 868 01:07:32,258 --> 01:07:33,718 - Yes brother. - Thanks brother. 869 01:07:33,753 --> 01:07:36,781 No sitting down when there is work. Young or old, everyone has to work. 870 01:07:36,952 --> 01:07:39,234 - What's your age old man? - 17 years old.. 871 01:07:39,269 --> 01:07:42,714 17? This is what bad nutrition does. Here, take this. 872 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:47,046 I'm naming you Teoman. I need you to sharpen these. 873 01:07:49,547 --> 01:07:52,850 First, all vegetables and fruit must be washed before we eat them. 874 01:07:52,855 --> 01:07:55,571 Also, when you ladies return to your caves... 875 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,910 ...there are practical meals that you can prepare. 876 01:07:57,915 --> 01:08:00,679 For example, by adding some sauce to vegetables such as carrot and pumpkin... 877 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,400 ...makes for a nice little surprise meal. 878 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:04,469 That is, don't follow the book. Be creative. 879 01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:07,148 I don't cook pumpkin. It's more delicious raw. 880 01:08:07,150 --> 01:08:09,400 Honestly? No sauce, you don't add any little surprises? 881 01:08:09,404 --> 01:08:11,400 - No, I don't see the need. - Fine. 882 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:13,850 My dear, put them down. We're lighting a fire here. 883 01:08:13,854 --> 01:08:17,069 - These are ready Arif. - Nice. Give me one. You keep going. 884 01:08:17,104 --> 01:08:19,911 Uncle Teoman, go and light the fire. You guys come with me. 885 01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:27,085 - Friends, we now have to learn about hunting. 886 01:08:27,238 --> 01:08:30,596 Of all the animals the most important is seafood. 887 01:08:30,597 --> 01:08:32,593 We get Omega-3 from fish. 888 01:08:32,605 --> 01:08:35,729 Lobster and shrimp are luxury foods. Watch. 889 01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:39,840 Like this. 890 01:08:39,863 --> 01:08:41,500 Let's see you do it. 891 01:08:43,711 --> 01:08:48,969 You think that's a fish? This is a fish. That's a dried piece of flesh. Move on. 892 01:08:52,035 --> 01:08:55,794 Hello. Take these. I'm going to make pots. 893 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:58,176 Move out of the way. You can leave the dough now. 894 01:08:58,211 --> 01:08:59,655 - How are you man? - Good. 895 01:08:59,656 --> 01:09:01,755 - The boys are hopeless at fishing. - Oh well. 896 01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:03,470 - Is the dough ready? - Yes. 897 01:09:03,488 --> 01:09:06,885 It's ready. Come on then. Check this out. 898 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,025 - Where's the oven? - There is no oven. 899 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,266 What do you mean? Quickly build an oven. 900 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:23,809 - Then bake these for 17 minutes. - Okay. 901 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,060 Put it next to that big rock. We need to make a hole in it. 902 01:09:27,070 --> 01:09:30,356 Centre it with the canal. Make a T pipe, a T pipe. 903 01:09:30,515 --> 01:09:34,043 Bring the flowers. Four next to each other. 904 01:09:34,050 --> 01:09:37,477 We need tulips. Are there any tulips? 905 01:09:37,622 --> 01:09:40,065 Where's that artist? 906 01:09:40,435 --> 01:09:43,111 - Uncle Arif. Do you think this will work? - Well done. 907 01:09:43,156 --> 01:09:47,000 - Right down to the finest detail. Super. - Now you can do whatever you want. Don't worry. 908 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,688 - But it looks droopy. - Get moving. Double time. 909 01:09:49,723 --> 01:09:52,121 - Keep it moist. - Can I hold it like this? 910 01:09:52,156 --> 01:09:54,930 Hold, release, hold, release. Very nice. 911 01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:56,850 But I can't hold this. 912 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,040 Let yourself go a little, I'm helping you. 913 01:09:59,050 --> 01:10:00,450 But it's slipping. 914 01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:04,163 It's slipping because it's spinning. Very nice. Well done. 915 01:10:04,198 --> 01:10:06,725 - Psst! - Oh! You scared me. 916 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:08,530 I was just like a ghost wasn't I? 917 01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:12,050 - Are you trying to be Patrick Swayze? - We're working. 918 01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:15,063 Work carefully so that none of the pots and pans explode. 919 01:10:15,064 --> 01:10:18,725 No. Her hands are used to it now. Look. I've let go. 920 01:10:18,889 --> 01:10:23,050 - But it's slipping from my hands. - You'll pick it up in no time. 921 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,150 An important rule of being a hunter is... 922 01:10:28,151 --> 01:10:31,550 ...make sure your prey doesn't notice the trap you've set. This is the principle. 923 01:10:31,650 --> 01:10:33,052 [FOOTSTEPS] 924 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:37,541 See. He didn't notice. RUN! 925 01:10:38,047 --> 01:10:41,432 Gentlemen, as an example I have filled this pit with petrol. 926 01:10:41,467 --> 01:10:44,276 - We draw petrol out with this. Should I draw it? - Draw it. 927 01:10:44,343 --> 01:10:47,174 Draw it out so we have something to fight about? 928 01:10:47,175 --> 01:10:50,451 I said it was a demonstration. Listen to what I say carefully. Go! 929 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,625 Like I'm really going to be able to draw petrol. 930 01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:58,667 We have to get serious now. This is a simple and effective plough. 931 01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:01,363 - Okay. It's solid now. - Let's get it down. 932 01:11:01,370 --> 01:11:05,382 We're not collecting fruit here. We give to the soil, so the soil gives back. 933 01:11:05,390 --> 01:11:07,438 - That's right! [SPEAKING IN AROG] 934 01:11:07,538 --> 01:11:09,919 Now we need two ox. 935 01:11:10,286 --> 01:11:15,157 - This man's got the whole village working. - He's good. He eats but he works. 936 01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:17,831 Psst! You two come here. 937 01:11:17,931 --> 01:11:20,404 Heave! Ho! 938 01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:23,342 Pull, pull. Wait! 939 01:11:24,049 --> 01:11:26,900 Pull it. 940 01:11:34,752 --> 01:11:36,825 Dear friends. 941 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:42,050 Drop what you're doing for two minutes. Everyone come here for the grand opening. 942 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,731 Here you go. 943 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:52,745 Girls. Hold this please. 944 01:11:52,755 --> 01:11:55,329 Go, go, go. Get in your place. 945 01:11:58,829 --> 01:12:03,467 May our village be blessed with good fortune. 946 01:12:03,575 --> 01:12:09,000 Cut this will you Uncle Teoman. With your mouth. Well done. 947 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,443 Give me water. 948 01:12:13,827 --> 01:12:17,466 [WATER FLOWING] 949 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:20,728 Put your hands together. Do it like this. Like this. 950 01:12:20,829 --> 01:12:23,093 [CLAPPING] 951 01:12:23,236 --> 01:12:25,322 Let's not waste any more water Arif. 952 01:12:25,323 --> 01:12:27,326 Dude, come on. This is a symbol of civilization. 953 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,233 Every village has its symbol. 954 01:12:30,608 --> 01:12:32,366 You've eaten the crunchy parts. 955 01:12:33,134 --> 01:12:36,285 - Eat this corner. It's a good corner. - Okay. 956 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:39,654 Mimi, we'll make today an official holiday but not for schools, please. 957 01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:40,536 Okay Arif. 958 01:12:40,551 --> 01:12:43,600 Make it a half day. Still exclude schools. 959 01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:49,000 [CHILDRENS VOICES] 960 01:13:01,492 --> 01:13:02,800 Good afternoon friends. 961 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,500 The moment I walk in you must all stand. 962 01:13:05,505 --> 01:13:07,735 No Slouching or crookedness. Sit properly. How are you? 963 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,582 - I'm well, and you? - Taso, let's clear this blackboard. 964 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,800 Nice. Very nice. Take your seat. 965 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:17,798 [SCRAPING SOUND] 966 01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:22,220 Enough Dude, enough. Where did the lesson end last time Mimi? 967 01:13:22,293 --> 01:13:24,845 - Sharp stones and thorny bushes. - Fine. 968 01:13:24,850 --> 01:13:28,012 Children, local government rules along with instructions from both the... 969 01:13:28,013 --> 01:13:30,600 ...education centre and the local population, requests have been made - 970 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:34,363 - Arif. You should make it simple. - My dear, we haven't got the luxury of time. 971 01:13:34,378 --> 01:13:36,247 You! What is a Citizen's duty? 972 01:13:36,248 --> 01:13:37,506 - What? - Arif. 973 01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:39,802 Just a minute sister. This is how I was educated. 974 01:13:39,807 --> 01:13:42,010 You can't come here like that. What kind of a hair style is that? 975 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:44,011 Taso, I want a wooden pipe. Like a ruler. 976 01:13:44,012 --> 01:13:45,648 - T style? - No, for punishment. 977 01:13:45,658 --> 01:13:48,310 What is this? You must have a desire to learn. 978 01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,253 We've only advanced 51 years. We don't have time to delay any further! 979 01:13:51,288 --> 01:13:53,061 I have to get through 1 million years. Please work with me. 980 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:55,200 - Brother, calm down. - Give me a minute! 981 01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:56,730 These kids are from my past. 982 01:13:56,737 --> 01:13:59,362 There stupidity could easily be inherited later on. Oh dear. 983 01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:00,700 - Brother. - Wait a minute. 984 01:14:00,710 --> 01:14:03,841 What kind of forest do we have around here? Quickly tell me! 985 01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:05,395 - Are the branches parallel to the sea? Tell me! - Calm down. 986 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,390 Ignorance is not the solution. Taso, please! 987 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:12,102 Don't judge my teaching methods! 988 01:14:12,107 --> 01:14:16,980 Help me! I need to get back to my own era. Please. 989 01:14:17,234 --> 01:14:20,243 Now children. Continuing from where we left off. 990 01:14:20,363 --> 01:14:22,060 - No ones advancing at all. - Relax. 991 01:14:22,061 --> 01:14:23,514 But no one's advancing! 992 01:14:23,529 --> 01:14:25,605 Being head of the village has fucked you up. 993 01:14:25,615 --> 01:14:27,346 Ceku... Ceku... 994 01:14:27,355 --> 01:14:30,146 Taso, 10 minutes have elapsed in the parallel universe. 995 01:14:30,151 --> 01:14:32,166 - My mind is always there. - Okay. Relax Arif. 996 01:14:32,168 --> 01:14:34,314 - I'm never going back. - Arif, sit here. 997 01:14:34,391 --> 01:14:37,226 - My burden will also affect you! - Arif! Arif! 998 01:14:37,316 --> 01:14:40,193 I'm going to change the course of history. Ruin history! 999 01:14:40,194 --> 01:14:41,405 Arif, pull yourself together! 1000 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:44,387 - Take this man. - What is it? 1001 01:14:44,422 --> 01:14:47,295 Don't ask questions, just drink it. 1002 01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:52,972 - This is raki! - There's also rockmelon. 1003 01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:59,119 This is an invention! An invention. 1004 01:15:00,650 --> 01:15:03,000 Relax. 1005 01:15:06,466 --> 01:15:09,210 [RAKI DRIPPING] I'm making it from grapes. 1006 01:15:09,230 --> 01:15:13,149 I'm distilling it. 1007 01:15:14,341 --> 01:15:18,877 I'm making just enough for myself. 1008 01:15:19,694 --> 01:15:24,260 If his father wasn't such an ox I'd have made more advances but... 1009 01:15:24,265 --> 01:15:25,629 ...it's not going to happen. 1010 01:15:25,630 --> 01:15:30,330 Brother, you're drinking it straight! You should drink it like this. 1011 01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:34,883 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 1012 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,608 Dig it, Daddy! 1013 01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:40,600 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1014 01:15:50,882 --> 01:15:53,412 It's coming, coming, coming, coming. 1015 01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:56,985 I swear this is good Arif. 1016 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,048 The meat is like a Turkish Delight. It's so much better cooked. 1017 01:16:00,062 --> 01:16:02,157 Thank you. Here you go Cuhara. 1018 01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,839 Just don't slacken off! Tomorrow we go into the Bronze Age. 1019 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,140 - Okay. - Here you are brother. 1020 01:16:07,259 --> 01:16:09,648 - Here you are, take this. - I don't eat meat. 1021 01:16:09,668 --> 01:16:12,758 Really? We had a 216, a robot. 1022 01:16:12,759 --> 01:16:15,079 You just reminded me that the robot didn't eat meat either. 1023 01:16:15,114 --> 01:16:17,964 Hey 216! If you can hear me, I propose a toast in your honour! 1024 01:16:17,965 --> 01:16:20,299 - Cheers Arif! - Thank you. 1025 01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:22,090 A campfire. 1026 01:16:28,905 --> 01:16:31,105 [GUITAR STARTS PLAYING] 1027 01:16:31,306 --> 01:16:36,739 # Mediterranean nights... 1028 01:16:37,811 --> 01:16:42,576 # are something else. 1029 01:16:43,695 --> 01:16:47,173 # - Especially when... - Especially when! 1030 01:16:47,193 --> 01:16:50,231 Especially when we have this fire the guitar should never be played. 1031 01:16:50,232 --> 01:16:53,632 Especially that it should never come out! For the love of God! 1032 01:16:54,293 --> 01:16:57,179 - Is anyone eating that salad? - No. 1033 01:16:59,485 --> 01:17:03,129 - That was made by hand. - I thought it was very nice. 1034 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:11,000 [SINGING IN AROG] 1035 01:17:20,735 --> 01:17:24,550 [TALKING AND LAUGHING IN AROG] 1036 01:17:39,665 --> 01:17:41,808 What's happening girls? 1037 01:17:43,809 --> 01:17:46,509 [SLURRED AND DRUNKEN] Psst! 1038 01:17:46,565 --> 01:17:51,185 Burning my guitar is just like burning my lungs. You owe me. 1039 01:17:51,190 --> 01:17:54,455 Son, I saved your life back there. What was that? It was terrible! 1040 01:17:54,456 --> 01:17:56,820 - Which era are you living in? - Stone Age! 1041 01:17:56,830 --> 01:17:59,033 Look at this! You reek of raki. 1042 01:17:59,068 --> 01:18:01,530 - I drank it. - The girls will reject you if you smell of raki. 1043 01:18:01,550 --> 01:18:03,814 Once again, I'm going to save you. 1044 01:18:03,815 --> 01:18:08,820 Here. Take this mint. Put it in your mouth. 1045 01:18:08,830 --> 01:18:13,127 Put it in. Bad breath is not good. Remember - raki rejects, mint attracts. 1046 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:15,305 - What's that Arif? - It's a mint. 1047 01:18:15,306 --> 01:18:19,030 I gave some to Taso. Here. You can have a mint as well. 1048 01:18:19,050 --> 01:18:22,350 - What do I do with it? - Just throw it in your mouth... [VIAGRA] 1049 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:28,010 - What happened? - Nothing, nothing happened. 1050 01:18:28,035 --> 01:18:29,953 - Want to set up a swing? - Okay. 1051 01:18:29,954 --> 01:18:32,949 - Come on. - Mint attracts! 1052 01:18:34,557 --> 01:18:37,878 The rockets coming up the ramp now. 1053 01:18:42,609 --> 01:18:45,321 Stop mucking around Arif. 1054 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:49,306 I saw this eleven metre lion just laying there... 1055 01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:51,760 ...staring at me. His teeth were this big! 1056 01:18:51,952 --> 01:18:56,261 In this era lions can be fifteen or even twenty metres. 1057 01:18:56,781 --> 01:19:01,687 "Be certain of where the lion lies." [LAUGHTER] 1058 01:19:01,807 --> 01:19:05,141 Write that down. That is a good proverb. 1059 01:19:07,389 --> 01:19:11,472 - What happened Arif? You look upset. - No, I'm good. 1060 01:19:11,753 --> 01:19:15,390 Here, eat some pumpkin. It'll make you feel better. 1061 01:19:15,510 --> 01:19:20,629 - Or rockmelon. It's delicious. - Brother, don't tempt me like that, please! 1062 01:19:23,022 --> 01:19:25,728 Arif, the food is really good. 1063 01:19:25,729 --> 01:19:28,302 Sister. Go before something happens to you. 1064 01:19:37,207 --> 01:19:40,413 - Arif. How are you? - I'm good. 1065 01:19:40,798 --> 01:19:45,951 Arif. You push Mimi and I'll paint the scene. 1066 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,669 No, no. Let's not do that. 1067 01:19:48,670 --> 01:19:50,670 [SOUND OF METAL CLANGING] 1068 01:19:50,727 --> 01:19:53,962 - Arif. Are you okay? - I'm okay. I'm okay. 1069 01:19:53,963 --> 01:19:57,000 Okay, I'm off to sleep. Good night. 1070 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:04,558 Calm down! Calm down, son! Arif, calm down! 1071 01:20:04,588 --> 01:20:08,312 You're representing the modern man here son. Calm down! 1072 01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:13,013 [MONKEY SOUND] 1073 01:20:21,103 --> 01:20:23,400 Cheetah? 1074 01:20:50,036 --> 01:20:52,648 Arif. Arif! 1075 01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:59,218 [SONG PLAYING] # To my mother you say "mum". 1076 01:20:59,219 --> 01:21:01,919 # To my father you say "dad"! 1077 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,920 # Come to us as a bride. 1078 01:21:04,921 --> 01:21:09,921 # - Where are you sweet bride? - Give me that, just give me that! 1079 01:21:10,196 --> 01:21:13,254 Why are you playing music and disturbing everyone? 1080 01:21:13,255 --> 01:21:15,055 - Arif! - Yes! 1081 01:21:16,049 --> 01:21:18,314 - Get out of here! - Arif! 1082 01:21:18,434 --> 01:21:20,446 - I'm here! 1083 01:21:24,149 --> 01:21:28,001 - What happened last night? - Nothing happened. Don't worry about it. 1084 01:21:28,021 --> 01:21:31,654 A star fell. Mimi kissed me. [BLOWS A KISS] 1085 01:21:31,871 --> 01:21:34,869 Ha... Nice, nice. 1086 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:38,070 It happens. Come on, we have a heap of work to do. Let's go. 1087 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:40,215 Go! Go! 1088 01:21:40,535 --> 01:21:45,116 Now look! I'm not saying nuclear. But thermal, hydro or wind... 1089 01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:49,149 ...energy has to be harnessed. Once achieved, we can really become advanced. 1090 01:21:49,269 --> 01:21:51,081 The plan is very broad. 1091 01:21:51,082 --> 01:21:54,912 We can't make the same mistakes that future generations made.... 1092 01:21:54,947 --> 01:21:58,594 ...we need to be one with nature. [LAUGHTER] 1093 01:21:58,630 --> 01:22:02,134 It would be good if everybody stopped shitting all over the place. 1094 01:22:02,144 --> 01:22:04,838 Arif, I want to show you something. Come on. 1095 01:22:04,839 --> 01:22:06,450 - What is it brother? - Come on. 1096 01:22:06,644 --> 01:22:11,000 I pity you all. Take this. Continue. 1097 01:22:12,938 --> 01:22:16,385 - Who did the shit? - I did. 1098 01:22:16,386 --> 01:22:19,021 [LAUGHTER] 1099 01:22:22,648 --> 01:22:25,600 - See if you like this? - You're embarrassing me. 1100 01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:27,100 A time machine. 1101 01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:30,500 - Oh my God. - Now watch this. 1102 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,000 - Yes? - Wait. 1103 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:44,150 - See. I came here now from before. - Yes. 1104 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,273 If you extend the wait time you can go further forward. 1105 01:22:47,293 --> 01:22:49,122 - I understand. - So how is it? 1106 01:22:49,157 --> 01:22:52,020 Brother. It's a very nice gesture but it won�t work. 1107 01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:53,874 - Really? - Really. 1108 01:22:53,887 --> 01:22:56,192 Can it be a fridge or a cupboard? 1109 01:22:56,227 --> 01:22:58,246 - It can be. - Awesome. 1110 01:22:58,281 --> 01:23:01,118 - The Arog's are coming. - They're coming. 1111 01:23:02,585 --> 01:23:06,367 No one pay attention, carry on with your work. Close the barricade. 1112 01:23:07,966 --> 01:23:10,539 Leave them, let the children play. Let them play. 1113 01:23:24,199 --> 01:23:27,199 [LAUGHTER] 1114 01:23:30,709 --> 01:23:33,200 [SHOUTING IN AROG] 1115 01:23:36,986 --> 01:23:40,689 - We need to extend the barrier a little. - Okay. 1116 01:23:46,965 --> 01:23:49,107 What was the last thing I told you? 1117 01:23:49,117 --> 01:23:51,710 Hey fatty. Is that thing on your head growing? 1118 01:23:51,715 --> 01:23:54,199 I don't know. I wear whatever they give me. 1119 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,400 - Cut it out! 1120 01:23:56,100 --> 01:24:01,420 - What's in the middle of the village? - It's a fountain. Are you jealous? 1121 01:24:01,498 --> 01:24:04,437 I'm not asking you, I'm asking Dimi. 1122 01:24:04,557 --> 01:24:09,958 Dimi is not here. I can take a message. Meto, write this: "Curious about the fountain". 1123 01:24:09,959 --> 01:24:11,200 Bidi! 1124 01:24:11,221 --> 01:24:15,925 - Kaarga. Shoot me instead. - Who are you? I don't know you. 1125 01:24:16,045 --> 01:24:18,037 - Shoot me then. - Hang on my girl, hang on. 1126 01:24:18,038 --> 01:24:20,949 - Shoot me. Blow it will you. - No Dimi. Shoot me. 1127 01:24:21,069 --> 01:24:23,249 Gentlemen, one minute. We're talking here. 1128 01:24:23,903 --> 01:24:26,703 - Arif. - Dude. 1129 01:24:29,478 --> 01:24:31,586 Don't move. I'm going to suck out the poison. 1130 01:24:34,322 --> 01:24:36,983 - Are you okay? - Good, good. Very good. 1131 01:24:39,029 --> 01:24:40,910 Strong men to the front. 1132 01:24:40,911 --> 01:24:43,720 Move it you fucker! We're no longer lending out our team. 1133 01:24:43,731 --> 01:24:46,594 - I'll destroy your village. - Are you planning to put a road through here? 1134 01:24:46,629 --> 01:24:48,500 [LAUGHTER] 1135 01:24:48,885 --> 01:24:52,738 No more Kaarga. Things are different now. 1136 01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:55,500 I'll be back. 1137 01:24:55,510 --> 01:24:57,500 Shoo! 1138 01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:05,778 And next time there'll be more of us. 1139 01:25:05,813 --> 01:25:07,590 Bring a dictionary with you when you return. 1140 01:25:07,591 --> 01:25:10,307 By then we'll have worked out how to speak French. 1141 01:25:10,308 --> 01:25:13,002 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 1142 01:25:13,037 --> 01:25:14,474 [LAUGHTER] 1143 01:25:14,509 --> 01:25:16,994 Get moving. 1144 01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:18,745 [LAUGHTER] 1145 01:25:18,893 --> 01:25:20,962 Arif, what happened? 1146 01:25:20,963 --> 01:25:23,872 We taught him a lesson and now he's off to memorise it. 1147 01:25:23,878 --> 01:25:26,645 Anyway, let's not lose momentum. Back to work. 1148 01:25:26,646 --> 01:25:27,646 Okay. 1149 01:25:44,610 --> 01:25:48,876 I DIDN'T LIVE WITH YOUR PRAYER TO DIE FROM YOUR CURSE. ARIF 1150 01:25:51,857 --> 01:25:56,419 They've put flowers everywhere. Laughing while they play. 1151 01:25:56,539 --> 01:25:59,146 - There's this thing in the middle of the village... - A fountain. 1152 01:25:59,266 --> 01:26:03,517 Lies! And there's a drawing on the wall. 1153 01:26:04,047 --> 01:26:08,000 - What should we do? - Finish them. 1154 01:26:10,698 --> 01:26:14,235 Everyone is so happy in the village. There's a smile on every child�s face. 1155 01:26:14,255 --> 01:26:17,595 A community is on the right path when the children are happy. 1156 01:26:17,596 --> 01:26:20,731 - Always listen to the children. - Do you have a child? 1157 01:26:20,746 --> 01:26:23,864 It's not born yet. I'll write a letter to my unborn child. 1158 01:26:23,874 --> 01:26:26,063 You're doing all this for your child, right? 1159 01:26:26,064 --> 01:26:28,720 Not just for my child, but for all the children of the world. 1160 01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:31,769 If I get everything right here, even if my child never sees me... 1161 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,280 ...it'll be a better world to live in. We didn't build the fountain in vain. 1162 01:26:34,285 --> 01:26:37,340 - Right. - Maybe you and Taso will have children. 1163 01:26:37,345 --> 01:26:40,383 - I'm not sure this world is good for a child. - Don't talk like that. 1164 01:26:40,384 --> 01:26:42,820 Don't start thinking like that in this era. 1165 01:26:42,830 --> 01:26:45,465 You have to have children so that future generations can exist. 1166 01:26:45,470 --> 01:26:47,800 If my ancestors looked like you, right now I'd be Jude Law. 1167 01:26:47,801 --> 01:26:49,300 Do you think I'm beautiful? 1168 01:26:49,301 --> 01:26:51,283 You have nice qualities. 1169 01:26:51,284 --> 01:26:54,320 You're the only one wearing high heels around here dumb arse. 1170 01:26:54,350 --> 01:26:56,370 Ask Taso because I'm neutral toward you. 1171 01:26:56,393 --> 01:26:59,897 - Note? - Neutral. Like fable. 1172 01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:02,051 Saying it is difficult and so is being it. 1173 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:06,313 The way you look at me... we'd better go before you fall in love with me. 1174 01:27:06,314 --> 01:27:09,215 - Hey! - Arif! 1175 01:27:11,644 --> 01:27:15,460 - Arif, the children have organised a play? - What are we watching? 1176 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,131 It�s very nice. I need your music box. 1177 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:22,500 - Music box? Oh my phone, here. - Come on. 1178 01:27:23,296 --> 01:27:25,599 Name of the play: War and Peace. 1179 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:29,400 Dude, that's a classic. It might be too deep for the kids. 1180 01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:33,765 What's going on here? Didn't I say everything is prohibited? 1181 01:27:33,885 --> 01:27:37,914 - Get out of our village. - I came from another time. 1182 01:27:38,034 --> 01:27:42,150 - Bullshit! You're lying. - Take this. Now leave us alone. 1183 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:45,000 He�s just like me. 1184 01:27:45,001 --> 01:27:46,858 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] Hey! 1185 01:27:47,616 --> 01:27:52,491 - Mimi. I made you some bread. - Hi Mimi. I love you so much. 1186 01:27:52,526 --> 01:27:53,899 Look. That's for you. 1187 01:27:56,294 --> 01:27:59,027 Come my monkey friend, let's go get some air. 1188 01:27:59,802 --> 01:28:02,447 [SONG PLAYING] # To my mother you say "mum"... 1189 01:28:02,695 --> 01:28:05,831 Hey, hey. No, that's not it. Cut, cut. That's not it. 1190 01:28:05,851 --> 01:28:08,306 Not that part. Not that part. 1191 01:28:08,307 --> 01:28:10,117 Not that part. No. It's wrong. 1192 01:28:10,152 --> 01:28:13,142 Come on, the weather is changing. Everyone back to the village. 1193 01:28:13,143 --> 01:28:16,500 Let's get out of the forest. Come on kids. 1194 01:28:17,135 --> 01:28:19,398 - Get rid of the monkey part. - What's going on? 1195 01:28:19,399 --> 01:28:21,403 Take it out, that part's not good. 1196 01:28:21,404 --> 01:28:23,900 - Get rid of the monkey part, please. - Come on. 1197 01:28:25,324 --> 01:28:27,099 Brother. Taso. 1198 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:28,989 Take out the monkey part, please. 1199 01:28:28,990 --> 01:28:31,510 There is no need for that part. The other parts were funnier. 1200 01:28:31,526 --> 01:28:34,500 - I didn't watch it to the end. - Brother... 1201 01:28:35,602 --> 01:28:38,680 Create a play that embodies me. A play about me. 1202 01:28:38,715 --> 01:28:42,439 How I arrived to this village, how I helped it develop. 1203 01:28:42,474 --> 01:28:44,736 Starting with the monkeys - 1204 01:28:44,737 --> 01:28:48,414 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 1205 01:28:50,484 --> 01:28:53,684 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] Mum! Dad! 1206 01:28:57,357 --> 01:28:58,786 No! 1207 01:28:58,987 --> 01:29:01,260 [CRYING] No. 1208 01:29:01,539 --> 01:29:03,271 Oh my goodness. 1209 01:29:03,447 --> 01:29:08,000 How could they do this? How could they do this to you? 1210 01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:11,372 Nothing happened to us Arif. But they made a mess of the village. 1211 01:29:11,619 --> 01:29:14,186 They broke the fountain. 1212 01:29:16,974 --> 01:29:20,200 Culture killers. What did the fountain ever do to you? 1213 01:29:20,549 --> 01:29:24,985 Cuhara. 1214 01:29:25,808 --> 01:29:27,835 Why did they kill you? 1215 01:29:29,362 --> 01:29:34,278 I was trying to hide by burying myself but they caught me. 1216 01:29:34,293 --> 01:29:38,402 - Didn't anyone stand up to them? - They had weapons. 1217 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:43,258 - This has set us back 10 years. - Let's go and mess up their village. 1218 01:29:43,293 --> 01:29:46,242 - With what? Your flute? - We'll make weapons and start a war. 1219 01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:48,359 [SHOUTING TOGETHER] War! 1220 01:29:48,394 --> 01:29:50,580 No. A war will set us back 4 years. 1221 01:29:50,630 --> 01:29:53,115 Let's make spears, staffs and clubs. 1222 01:29:53,150 --> 01:29:56,719 - Let's attack them with doner kebab knives. - Doner kebab knives? 1223 01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:00,788 Doner kebab knives... 1224 01:30:01,118 --> 01:30:03,366 Add some more chickpeas. 1225 01:30:03,486 --> 01:30:05,513 There it is! 1226 01:30:10,904 --> 01:30:13,800 - Arif! - I found it. 1227 01:30:13,883 --> 01:30:17,400 - We're off to war. - War! 1228 01:30:17,962 --> 01:30:21,600 Uncle Arif, isn't making war bad? 1229 01:30:21,669 --> 01:30:24,400 You're right child. War is bad. 1230 01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:28,320 We are going to war but it will be a six man war. 1231 01:30:28,388 --> 01:30:31,598 Come with me. 1232 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,599 I wash away the stress of daily life and put it in a grave. 1233 01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,600 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 1234 01:30:45,688 --> 01:30:48,995 What happened? Do you like the new look of your village? 1235 01:30:48,996 --> 01:30:50,900 How about another lesson? 1236 01:30:50,917 --> 01:30:54,378 Look Kaaya. Your will is forced here. You're crushing the people. 1237 01:30:54,390 --> 01:30:56,999 I made a huge promise so I won't make a monkey out of you here. 1238 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,657 Let's resolve this in a civilised manner. 1239 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:02,544 You'll send four men up the tower tomorrow. No more talking. Double time. 1240 01:31:02,869 --> 01:31:05,900 Let's do it like this. Let's play a game. If we win... 1241 01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:08,030 ...modern items and inventions must be allowed. 1242 01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:09,742 No more slavery of the people. 1243 01:31:09,743 --> 01:31:12,400 If you win, I'll finish building the tower myself. 1244 01:31:12,410 --> 01:31:14,450 I'll build it all the way to the moon. Are you in? 1245 01:31:14,460 --> 01:31:18,700 - Well done Arif. - What kind of game is this? 1246 01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:21,631 - A ball game. - Ball game? 1247 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,600 - Not a ball game Arif. - It's okay, wait. 1248 01:31:23,610 --> 01:31:26,034 If he saw it, he'll think it was a bomb. Wait a minute. 1249 01:31:26,044 --> 01:31:28,662 - What ball game? - Football. Six a side. 1250 01:31:28,663 --> 01:31:30,782 - Brother! - Let me explain the rules to you. 1251 01:31:30,817 --> 01:31:34,533 Use the feet to play. Goals. Swap at 5 points. Finish at 10. Are you in? 1252 01:31:34,568 --> 01:31:38,911 Brother, why did you have to make it a ball game? 1253 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,200 Ball game? 1254 01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:48,200 - A ball like this? - Yes, like that. Did he eat it? 1255 01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:52,258 He ate it. We've played ball games for years, 1256 01:31:52,585 --> 01:31:55,863 In honour of my father, Kumo. 1257 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:01,300 A tradition of ours. 1258 01:32:01,746 --> 01:32:06,400 We're not bad at playing either. Did my dumb arse son give you this idea? 1259 01:32:06,410 --> 01:32:09,500 - Do you guys play football? - Did you ask me if we played? 1260 01:32:09,510 --> 01:32:15,135 Satan, Platinum, Ziko, Pele, Zubizaretta. 1261 01:32:20,342 --> 01:32:23,400 Bring Carlos. 1262 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:26,778 [SHOUTING LIKE A WILD ANIMAL] 1263 01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:37,000 He hasn't seen a ball for six months. He's going crazy. 1264 01:32:37,056 --> 01:32:39,899 [LAUGHTER] 1265 01:32:51,646 --> 01:32:54,555 Is this a joke? 1266 01:32:56,542 --> 01:33:01,996 Be at the field at first moonlight. I'm going to tear your undies off. 1267 01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:04,430 [IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE] Just play fair... 1268 01:33:04,431 --> 01:33:08,100 Just play fair all the way, okay? 1269 01:33:08,245 --> 01:33:13,559 - Why are you looking at me? - Where should I look? At my own arse? 1270 01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:27,368 - Can anyone in the village play? - Maybe one person but... 1271 01:33:27,369 --> 01:33:30,053 ...he'll never play. I know that much. 1272 01:33:30,054 --> 01:33:32,254 [IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE] I know that much. 1273 01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:36,417 - My voice isn't high pitched. - If I say draw a picture, you'll draw it. 1274 01:33:36,537 --> 01:33:40,399 "Can you draw the football game? I can." 1275 01:33:44,300 --> 01:33:47,420 A ball game. That's for Arog'ians. What would we know? 1276 01:33:47,430 --> 01:33:50,430 I actually said ping-pong. This hairy tailed idiot said ball game. 1277 01:33:50,431 --> 01:33:53,637 How about this six a side game. You use your foot to kick the ball? 1278 01:33:53,638 --> 01:33:55,730 I'm saying that we are free if we win. 1279 01:33:55,750 --> 01:33:58,400 Cuhara is the only one who knows the Arog'ian ball game. 1280 01:33:58,401 --> 01:34:01,604 Cuhara. We're playing ball with the Arog'ians. You want to play? 1281 01:34:01,624 --> 01:34:05,685 I've left that stuff behind. I pass. 1282 01:34:05,686 --> 01:34:07,058 [ANGRILY] Aaah! 1283 01:34:07,093 --> 01:34:09,939 You all play Kesanli Ali Destani in the middle of your village. 1284 01:34:09,974 --> 01:34:11,857 We're not producing a musical here? 1285 01:34:11,892 --> 01:34:14,609 [IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE] "They're crushing us. Crushing us." 1286 01:34:14,644 --> 01:34:16,369 Give it a little bit of effort. 1287 01:34:16,404 --> 01:34:19,764 - Their voices aren't that high pitched. - Wait a minute. Why isn't he playing? 1288 01:34:21,008 --> 01:34:26,248 Cuhara was the Arog'ian goal keeper. He quit after letting 8 goals in. 1289 01:34:26,368 --> 01:34:29,178 Eight goals? I'm not surprised he found the raki. 1290 01:34:29,298 --> 01:34:31,467 - I'll play. - No Mimi. You can't play. 1291 01:34:31,468 --> 01:34:34,145 - The men are very rough. - So we're doing nothing then? 1292 01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:37,079 I'm not discriminating but you and the girls need to sew our uniforms. 1293 01:34:37,114 --> 01:34:37,917 Okay. 1294 01:34:37,952 --> 01:34:40,567 I'll be the goalie because I can't run much. 1295 01:34:40,568 --> 01:34:42,615 Beautiful! Taso and I will be the forwards. 1296 01:34:42,650 --> 01:34:44,974 Isn't there anyone else. Three more young players? 1297 01:34:45,009 --> 01:34:46,885 Put your hand down Uncle Teoman. 1298 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:49,053 Look here you. You. 1299 01:34:49,486 --> 01:34:51,245 Veto, you. 1300 01:34:51,606 --> 01:34:53,632 - Are we right? - Yes. 1301 01:34:53,738 --> 01:34:56,926 Taso, come with me. We're going for a walk. 1302 01:34:57,718 --> 01:34:59,526 Players, over here. 1303 01:35:00,533 --> 01:35:04,286 - Are we all ready to play? - We're ready. 1304 01:35:04,321 --> 01:35:05,123 Well done! 1305 01:35:06,412 --> 01:35:11,100 The field is good. Their team is amazing. We're in the death group! 1306 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:14,265 Look at Carlos. It takes three men to hold him. 1307 01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,585 - What is that? - You want to look? 1308 01:35:17,883 --> 01:35:20,211 Zoom in. 1309 01:35:23,412 --> 01:35:25,812 Oh man. 1310 01:35:26,860 --> 01:35:30,067 We've got some work to do. Let's go. 1311 01:35:35,669 --> 01:35:37,052 Give it to me child. 1312 01:35:37,087 --> 01:35:38,882 Gentlemen, this is football. 1313 01:35:38,883 --> 01:35:42,603 Like every civilised society, we must treat the game with respect. 1314 01:35:42,638 --> 01:35:44,093 This is our time. 1315 01:35:44,094 --> 01:35:46,486 Our competitors are good but we also have weapons. 1316 01:35:46,487 --> 01:35:48,743 Here are the prototypes I commissioned for you. 1317 01:35:48,778 --> 01:35:52,407 The foot is 100% covered and there is a 47% increase in kicking power. 1318 01:35:52,408 --> 01:35:55,981 An amazing weapon. We'll sort your numbers out later. 1319 01:35:56,016 --> 01:35:59,597 We're all wearing these during the match. Now let's check out your skills. 1320 01:36:00,263 --> 01:36:02,379 Shoot Yigido. 1321 01:36:04,726 --> 01:36:08,803 Beautiful. Taso, open up their lungs. 1322 01:36:08,887 --> 01:36:11,889 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Run, run. Dynamic. 1323 01:36:13,172 --> 01:36:16,825 - Arif, is this right? - Nice, very nice. 1324 01:36:17,490 --> 01:36:19,701 - Lose the pom-pons. - Okay. 1325 01:36:19,702 --> 01:36:21,285 Let's make them more masculine. 1326 01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,527 Come on my beautiful baby. Come on my dear. 1327 01:36:23,850 --> 01:36:25,237 - Arif! - Dynamic. 1328 01:36:25,272 --> 01:36:27,071 - That's three laps. - Running. 1329 01:36:29,850 --> 01:36:32,726 This, this. That, that, that, that, that. 1330 01:36:32,727 --> 01:36:35,095 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1331 01:36:35,130 --> 01:36:39,236 Pick a rock up off the ground. Dynamic. Break your knee. 1332 01:36:39,536 --> 01:36:43,325 Don't stand there like a post. Dimi brother, you're the goalie. 1333 01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:44,550 Look alive! 1334 01:36:44,654 --> 01:36:46,553 Move out of the goals way. 1335 01:36:46,994 --> 01:36:48,957 Aim for the corner. 1336 01:36:49,982 --> 01:36:52,755 Instead of being an artist, play the game. 1337 01:36:52,790 --> 01:36:55,122 The goal is as important as your eyes. Have a lemon. 1338 01:36:56,623 --> 01:36:58,807 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1339 01:37:04,085 --> 01:37:07,257 We have a bad goalkeeper so I expect a lot from you. 1340 01:37:07,492 --> 01:37:09,289 Bad! 1341 01:37:11,685 --> 01:37:15,176 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 1342 01:37:15,177 --> 01:37:17,977 We can't play like this! 1343 01:37:17,978 --> 01:37:21,302 Meto, every ball you save throw it to me. 1344 01:37:21,337 --> 01:37:25,009 Now get in over here, let me see. That's it, like this. 1345 01:37:25,029 --> 01:37:27,182 You have to mark that psychopath in the middle. 1346 01:37:27,183 --> 01:37:30,197 This guy is a maniac. This guy is going to be on our side... 1347 01:37:30,232 --> 01:37:32,597 My father wont trade him, he has another two years. 1348 01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:35,887 Open it up, on the inside! 1349 01:37:36,123 --> 01:37:39,340 Your crosses are very good. We flow well together. 1350 01:37:40,851 --> 01:37:42,186 Did he get it in? 1351 01:37:42,221 --> 01:37:46,651 [CELEBRATING THE GOAL] 1352 01:37:56,717 --> 01:37:58,742 Take this Meto. 1353 01:37:58,862 --> 01:38:02,031 - Dimi. 42. - Well done! 1354 01:38:02,792 --> 01:38:04,825 Taso. 1355 01:38:04,955 --> 01:38:06,965 Can we win Arif? 1356 01:38:07,048 --> 01:38:09,506 They may be better than us but there is one thing they forget. 1357 01:38:09,541 --> 01:38:11,281 The crowd. The spectators. 1358 01:38:12,279 --> 01:38:15,179 [ALL SPEAKING TOGETHER] Oooooo! One, two, three! 1359 01:38:15,214 --> 01:38:18,711 Solid as a rock, solid as a rock. Straight up! Straight up! 1360 01:38:18,746 --> 01:38:20,638 We're off to lay the Arog'ians. 1361 01:38:20,673 --> 01:38:26,984 Ooooo. He's coming, he's coming. Kaaya's husband is coming. 1362 01:38:27,019 --> 01:38:31,424 He's coming, he's coming. Whoever isn't shouting can fuck off! 1363 01:38:31,459 --> 01:38:34,032 - Arif. Arif! - This is a cinema, not a play! 1364 01:38:34,285 --> 01:38:37,085 - Arif. Arif! - This is... 1365 01:38:37,086 --> 01:38:38,350 Okay. 1366 01:38:38,385 --> 01:38:40,443 My team, come here my team. 1367 01:38:41,008 --> 01:38:44,307 Look guys, 14 minutes have passed in the parallel universe. 1368 01:38:44,308 --> 01:38:46,385 We're playing this game to the death. We're going to win the match. 1369 01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:47,785 [TOGETHER] Win the match! 1370 01:38:47,820 --> 01:38:49,873 - Psst! 1371 01:38:52,778 --> 01:38:54,957 Win the match. 1372 01:38:55,258 --> 01:38:58,447 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 1373 01:38:59,075 --> 01:39:00,144 Then... 1374 01:39:00,145 --> 01:39:02,858 [TOGETHER] Arog! Arog! Arog! 1375 01:39:05,297 --> 01:39:08,949 [SINGING IN AROG] 1376 01:39:43,546 --> 01:39:47,559 We're going to win the match Ceku. There is no other choice. 1377 01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:02,059 [SHOUTING] 1378 01:40:22,214 --> 01:40:25,290 [LAUGHTER] 1379 01:40:32,169 --> 01:40:34,351 Come on children. 1380 01:40:34,352 --> 01:40:41,653 [SHOUTING - HOOTING] 1381 01:40:53,906 --> 01:40:56,925 [BARRACKING IN AROG] 1382 01:40:56,966 --> 01:40:59,461 Come on Taso, come on! 1383 01:41:11,459 --> 01:41:14,218 [WILD SCREAMS] 1384 01:41:15,019 --> 01:41:18,117 They're trying to bring our morale down with a weird pose. 1385 01:41:18,237 --> 01:41:20,786 That's the scoreboard. Zero-zero. 1386 01:41:20,787 --> 01:41:23,918 [SHOUTING IN AROG] 1387 01:41:32,514 --> 01:41:35,672 - Hey jackal, is there such a thing? - Hey, hey! 1388 01:41:37,390 --> 01:41:40,126 - Wet or dry? - Dry. 1389 01:41:49,385 --> 01:41:53,769 - Wet. Kick-off or defend? - Defend. 1390 01:41:56,530 --> 01:41:58,046 Enigma! 1391 01:41:58,047 --> 01:42:04,939 [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS] 1392 01:42:13,900 --> 01:42:17,229 These type of tactics won�t get us undone. 1393 01:42:18,837 --> 01:42:21,346 - It's now a Japanese looking goal. 1394 01:42:53,225 --> 01:42:55,815 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1395 01:43:02,262 --> 01:43:04,719 [CHEERING] 1396 01:43:04,820 --> 01:43:07,694 [WHISTLE BLOWS] [LAUGHTER] 1397 01:43:17,284 --> 01:43:20,500 Don't let it get you down. Come on. 1398 01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:30,455 Don't you have a whistle. Is that a baby's dummy in your mouth? 1399 01:43:30,507 --> 01:43:34,319 - Don't you have a whistle? - Play. Play! 1400 01:43:37,214 --> 01:43:41,227 [CELEBRATING A GOAL] 1401 01:43:44,217 --> 01:43:46,582 So that's how you're playing. 1402 01:44:13,873 --> 01:44:15,873 [WILD LAUGHTER] 1403 01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:18,720 You're a very bad man. A very bad man. 1404 01:44:18,721 --> 01:44:21,500 You really are a bad man. 1405 01:44:32,483 --> 01:44:36,020 - Get back into it. - Am I over there? 1406 01:44:37,509 --> 01:44:40,874 Kick it will you, kick it. 1407 01:44:45,765 --> 01:44:48,798 [SHOUTING] Goal! 1408 01:45:06,014 --> 01:45:09,820 We got it in! We broke the spell! 1409 01:45:15,598 --> 01:45:20,149 [SHOUTING IN JOY] 1410 01:45:22,206 --> 01:45:24,866 [SCREAMING IN FEAR] 1411 01:45:28,539 --> 01:45:34,579 Don't let it get you down. Don't act spoilt. Come on. 1412 01:45:53,523 --> 01:45:57,990 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1413 01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:19,850 It's my fault. Pick someone else if you want. 1414 01:46:19,950 --> 01:46:24,693 What's that got to do with it? They're not human. Look at him. 1415 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:30,207 I have some amazing moves but I promised never to use them. 1416 01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:32,600 Get me some bread. 1417 01:46:32,610 --> 01:46:34,175 If we break some bread over my head... 1418 01:46:34,180 --> 01:46:36,280 ...then I'll be able to use the special moves that Garavel taught me. 1419 01:46:36,287 --> 01:46:40,575 - Who is Garavel? - Break this over my head. 1420 01:46:40,957 --> 01:46:51,362 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1421 01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:58,909 We asked you to be a supportive crowd. Where's our audience? 1422 01:46:58,910 --> 01:47:00,554 [CROWD STARTS CHEERING] 1423 01:47:00,589 --> 01:47:04,475 Solid as a rock, solid as a rock. Straight up! Straight up! 1424 01:47:04,476 --> 01:47:07,142 We're going to beat the Arog�ians. 1425 01:47:09,100 --> 01:47:12,950 Hey 300 Spartan dude. Is the ball at your feet? 1426 01:47:12,994 --> 01:47:15,398 I'm over here. 1427 01:47:16,757 --> 01:47:20,472 [EVERYONE IS OVERJOYED] 1428 01:47:21,260 --> 01:47:23,300 Let's play! 1429 01:47:34,424 --> 01:47:36,924 Goal! My hero! 1430 01:47:39,291 --> 01:47:43,187 Solid as a rock, solid as a rock. Straight up! Straight up! 1431 01:47:43,188 --> 01:47:45,490 We're going to beat the Arog�ians. 1432 01:47:57,725 --> 01:47:59,995 [RATTLESNAKE SOUND] 1433 01:48:11,425 --> 01:48:12,725 Goal! 1434 01:48:12,726 --> 01:48:18,131 [REPLAY] 1435 01:48:18,166 --> 01:48:20,626 There's another goal. [LAUGHING] 1436 01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:24,450 - How is that a goal? - Brother, that's a replay! 1437 01:48:24,650 --> 01:48:28,000 Have it. Write this one down as well. 1438 01:48:32,905 --> 01:48:35,443 [SPEAKING IN AROG] 1439 01:49:28,402 --> 01:49:32,218 [CROWD BARRACKING] Arog! Arog! 1440 01:49:36,892 --> 01:49:40,684 If we get the next goal we are victorious. Come on. 1441 01:49:41,276 --> 01:49:43,897 - Head. - Arif! 1442 01:49:50,421 --> 01:49:52,857 [BIRD SCREECHING] 1443 01:49:54,917 --> 01:49:57,100 [LAUGHTER] 1444 01:50:01,441 --> 01:50:04,449 I did an awesome cross too. 1445 01:50:07,500 --> 01:50:11,020 - What the fuck are you laughing at? - Stop, stop! 1446 01:50:11,550 --> 01:50:14,485 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1447 01:50:16,500 --> 01:50:19,800 - Penalty! - How is that a penalty? 1448 01:50:19,878 --> 01:50:22,627 I'm bad. [WILD LAUGHTER] 1449 01:51:04,580 --> 01:51:08,484 - I can keep playing. - Come on. 1450 01:51:10,500 --> 01:51:13,776 - Dad! - What happened? Is he out? 1451 01:51:13,796 --> 01:51:16,091 - Shut up! - What about the goal? 1452 01:51:16,106 --> 01:51:19,120 - Come brother, come. - I want to keep playing. 1453 01:51:19,198 --> 01:51:21,248 Dad! Dad! 1454 01:51:21,368 --> 01:51:24,437 - Your hands... - I saved it my girl. I saved it. 1455 01:51:24,557 --> 01:51:27,097 - Mimi, look after your father. - Come on. 1456 01:51:27,098 --> 01:51:28,622 Keep him warm. 1457 01:51:28,791 --> 01:51:30,758 Who's going to be the goalie. 1458 01:51:43,731 --> 01:51:47,004 - Kova! (bucket) - My name is Cuhara. 1459 01:51:50,535 --> 01:51:52,701 Well done! 1460 01:51:54,827 --> 01:51:56,791 Come on. 1461 01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:15,900 It's a lie. That's someone else. 1462 01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:19,015 Get stuffed. It's a stunt double. Did you expect he'd do it himself? 1463 01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:20,773 Cuhara. 1464 01:52:25,321 --> 01:52:29,588 - Are we ready to score Taso? - We're ready to score Arif. 1465 01:52:38,990 --> 01:52:42,255 [WILD SHOUTING] 1466 01:52:59,782 --> 01:53:03,563 I've saved this goal in honour of this civilization. 1467 01:53:03,653 --> 01:53:05,073 We'll make this goal. 1468 01:53:13,781 --> 01:53:16,645 [SHOUTING] Goal! 1469 01:53:27,790 --> 01:53:32,779 [CLAPPING] 1470 01:53:49,021 --> 01:53:53,267 [CROWD BARRACKING] Arog! Arog! 1471 01:54:04,066 --> 01:54:06,363 Arif? 1472 01:54:07,156 --> 01:54:11,508 Good game. Here, this is for you. 1473 01:54:11,543 --> 01:54:14,578 Thank you, but my work manipulating time is now finished. 1474 01:54:16,528 --> 01:54:19,171 We won Arif. We are free now. 1475 01:54:19,172 --> 01:54:21,615 In the name of my Arog brothers, I am proud and overjoyed. 1476 01:54:21,650 --> 01:54:23,803 I am at the end of the road now Taso. 1477 01:54:23,820 --> 01:54:27,786 - What are you talking about Arif? - I didn't come here of my own free will. 1478 01:54:27,876 --> 01:54:31,330 I was forced. I intended to find a time machine and... 1479 01:54:31,331 --> 01:54:34,057 ...return to my wife and child. But I didn't succeed. 1480 01:54:34,133 --> 01:54:36,808 But now everything is allowed Arif. We can make things happen. 1481 01:54:36,809 --> 01:54:38,053 We can't make things happen. 1482 01:54:38,088 --> 01:54:41,637 We can use a knife and a fork. This is something, but not enough. 1483 01:54:41,771 --> 01:54:44,388 Also, approximately 30 minutes has elapsed in the parallel universe. 1484 01:54:44,389 --> 01:54:46,686 Logar has long since taken my wife to Gora. 1485 01:54:46,722 --> 01:54:49,551 - What are you going to do then? - I don't know. 1486 01:54:49,671 --> 01:54:53,849 If I stay here, I'll have to lose myself in the desert so I don't interfere with time. 1487 01:54:53,969 --> 01:54:57,882 No matter. At least I got to meet the people I saw in the Encyclopaedia. 1488 01:54:58,002 --> 01:55:01,585 None of your names were shown. But isn't that always the way? 1489 01:55:01,705 --> 01:55:07,122 - Mimi, Taso, Cuhara, Kaarga, Dimi. - Yes, Arif? 1490 01:55:07,731 --> 01:55:10,442 The books show you as being bent and twisted. 1491 01:55:10,467 --> 01:55:14,067 They show you to be like monkeys. What a lie that is. 1492 01:55:14,068 --> 01:55:16,010 [SHAKING IN FEAR] 1493 01:55:16,045 --> 01:55:19,667 Maybe we didn't evolve from monkeys, but we sure are evolving to monkeys. 1494 01:55:20,428 --> 01:55:22,511 Arif, please don't forget us - your brothers and sisters. 1495 01:55:22,631 --> 01:55:26,170 I'm not asking for a statue, but a nice cave painting of me would be good. 1496 01:55:26,171 --> 01:55:28,543 I'm worth as much as a bull, aren't I Taso? 1497 01:55:28,578 --> 01:55:32,903 [CRYING] - Let me through. I commend you Taso. 1498 01:55:32,968 --> 01:55:36,111 I would never have known how well you played football. 1499 01:55:36,285 --> 01:55:41,122 You've taught us a lot Arif. Don't leave. Please stay with us. 1500 01:55:41,216 --> 01:55:46,628 I've also learnt many things from you but I must go. Taso, come here. 1501 01:55:47,164 --> 01:55:51,933 Here is your wedding present. An imitation Rolex, but it's a perfect replica. 1502 01:55:52,007 --> 01:55:57,659 Mimi, this is my wedding ring. My wife's name is engraved on the inside. Have it. 1503 01:55:58,750 --> 01:56:01,080 Just keep making advancements. 1504 01:56:02,111 --> 01:56:05,363 Okay then, bye bye. Or should I say, in your language... 1505 01:56:05,364 --> 01:56:08,935 [SPEAKING AROG] 1506 01:56:08,936 --> 01:56:12,258 [REPLYING IN AROG] 1507 01:56:14,535 --> 01:56:16,159 [SIZZLING SOUND] 1508 01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:18,481 Oh my goodness! 1509 01:56:29,369 --> 01:56:31,565 Ceku! 1510 01:56:31,685 --> 01:56:34,821 - Arif! - Ceku, I can't believe this. 1511 01:56:34,941 --> 01:56:39,168 My honey. Ceku. She came. My wife came. Ceku. How did you find me? 1512 01:56:39,288 --> 01:56:42,178 Arif, the whole world is talking about you. 1513 01:56:42,198 --> 01:56:43,986 About me? How is that? 1514 01:56:43,987 --> 01:56:49,587 When you went to look at the starship with Logar, I jumped on the Internet. 1515 01:56:50,841 --> 01:56:55,597 [NEWS READER] A million years old but still young. A mystery in Afyon-Turkey. 1516 01:56:56,100 --> 01:57:00,515 "Ceku, you are mine or I belong to the earth", has been written in perfect latin alphabet. 1517 01:57:01,129 --> 01:57:07,255 As you can see, there is a clear and positive "Arif" word visible here. 1518 01:57:17,547 --> 01:57:21,372 1 MILLION YEAR OLD GRAFFITI IS FROM OUR TIME! WHO IS THIS ARIF? 1519 01:57:24,566 --> 01:57:30,217 CEKU ARIF 1520 01:57:30,298 --> 01:57:33,802 [TELEVISION] The results of carbon testing at the Afyon archaeological site... 1521 01:57:33,803 --> 01:57:36,543 ...shows that the finds are between 500 thousand to 1 million years old. 1522 01:57:36,578 --> 01:57:39,967 The cave writings have deeply shaken up the scientific world. 1523 01:57:40,155 --> 01:57:44,412 On the walls, the name "Arif" is neatly written and can be easily seen. 1524 01:57:44,432 --> 01:57:49,843 Among the artefacts is a wedding band with "Ceku" engraved on it. The world is confused. 1525 01:57:59,500 --> 01:58:03,049 Right then, I knew Logar had tricked you with one of his games. 1526 01:58:03,069 --> 01:58:05,347 When the doorbell rang, I was ready. 1527 01:58:05,443 --> 01:58:10,947 The idiot had lost a contact lens and. his hair was parted the wrong way. 1528 01:58:13,993 --> 01:58:17,191 I told him that he couldn't copy my hairstyle. 1529 01:58:17,885 --> 01:58:19,913 Arif! 1530 01:58:20,607 --> 01:58:25,550 Thank you my friends. My wife and I should go before the machine cools down. 1531 01:58:25,570 --> 01:58:27,995 I'll send you a wedding present once I get back. 1532 01:58:27,996 --> 01:58:29,373 We'll send one. 1533 01:58:45,458 --> 01:58:49,408 - Arif? - I'm Logar, Commander Logar. 1534 01:58:49,528 --> 01:58:54,301 - I come from the heavens. - From the heavens? 1535 01:58:58,649 --> 01:59:01,461 [GROUND BREAKING SOUND] 129782