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thank you

it's 4 14 here in a cloudy day in

downtown New York City and the way up to

the sky is filled

wnyd Traffic Watch Manhattan's major

arteries seem to be flowing well a

Paving I was working on the George of

Washington today might be a good day to

take

to take turbulence up here for the sides

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we have a pretzel and some peanuts

is John's gonna pass by

I don't know he looks like it might be

swinging North

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trying to work here

can I can see that what's wrong with you

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laughs

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how you doing sex

Aaron wagons here send them all through

okay let's go

attack on

CE

again

you got yourself a pair of real loonies

in that crunch coffee

around here

just move all the way down fellas

all 30-day nuts Brady

defensive Chichi tropic

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hey come on man these guys can hear the

crazy just sit down and shut up

stinks in here

not that you got in scumbag

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psychiatrics Marcus Morgan you guys

should have had him for Keeps 10 years

ago

he took seven counts of rape now this

one's a real weird oh Grady one of them

70. 70 for Christ

opher

reception

speaking

yes sir

yes sir

no problem sir

oh

you guys ain't going anywhere you got

another customer

five here five there there's another guy

named Chris you gotta take him too oh

[ __ ] Commissioner's Office look we got a

schedule so write your congressman he

was gonna land at Kennedy the Press got

tipped off about it and they're slamming

all over the place so they're bringing

them here relax no sweat five ten

minutes in rush hour traffic put them in

a concert which is Christy guy don't you

guys read the paper for the right sakes

you got this thing against big business

like the bombs put one in IDL should

have seen a mess

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right now well well Mr Christian we

invited all the report of friends of

yours man they didn't show up I guess

they were over in Jersey somewhere

judging a beauty contest hey Grady get

him out of here crazy

no spray freak huh too much of that

stuff will wreck your sex life

just wait

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two elevators

two elevators

all right

a Greek she couldn't find himself a nice

Jewish girl

Rachel Rosie Abrams she would have made

him a good wife Harry what was wrong

with Rosie

Harris

that man he pinched me

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if my mother could see him in this

moment God Restless

I'm telling you Harry I'm not going to

do any of those Greek dances if you know

what the handkerchief if they play a

wall Maybe

hello

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number four

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temperatures

the combination of that Upstate

thunderstorm with the high pressure mass

is coming down from Canada has really

whipped up quite a little disturbance

and it seems to be heading straight for

New York

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hey man you all wrapped up

you're nice and nice and warm huh

I think we got got a real though in here

huh

hey hey

Dummy Man

tell me man

why don't you leave him alone

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who are you mad he's Mamacita look fruit

you want to exercise your limited whip

do it where it'll do some good

the enemy's up there friend

you wanna have some fun right there's a

couple Sitting Ducks right through here

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hey hey guys

what do you want

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I'm so sorry to bother you but there's a

very noisy party going on someplace but

yeah a Greek Wedding on a 27. oh really

oh I see oh

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why don't you close the vent for a while

that was easy enough

you found out if you need anything else

Mrs Moore that looks like a real bad

storm coming off you know

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well that thunderstorm coming our way is

looking worse all the time bill U.S

weather bureau predicts the city will be

hit in about 20 minutes winds over 50

miles per hour lightning rain I think

New York should just batten down the

hatches because this could be a bad one

if you're not home yet good luck because

you may need it thanks Chris maybe I'll

just pull the old Cod over here by the

microphone and spin some Sweet Kitchen

to help us get through the night yeah a

little parsley I think

nothing else

about it

smells good it's getting better sexy too

how long is this going to take

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an hour

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but two hours

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excuses right away it's an emergency

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knew she was gonna get it

her eyes you can always see in their

eyes so when uh she tried to scream I

just felt better one man she didn't say

nothing after that yeah you know why

because she dug it man she dug it real

good

you gotta watch them all with you know

what I mean

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you wanna break your father's heart is

that what you want who's making you fall

into Papa's business you're willing to

see the man grow old and gray in front

of your eyes

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you know

you know I don't know what's going to

become of this

I went to see Milton Goldman today

he's closing his nightclub

people don't go out anymore

they stay home

and watch television

you know something

I wonder if we shouldn't go back to

France

what do you say

well answer me

you don't seem very enthusiastic

just the same we have to pay some of the

bills

what's that

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a fan letter

now

either

you choose

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future

he doesn't deserve it

they refund

now one more and that's it

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say tight darling

mommy it'll only be a few minutes

there is nowhere else it's time to stay

open

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now I want pumps up there fast

let's just shut down you dummy

feet of water

yeah

right now I know honey but it's still

two weeks yet

will you stop worrying

I'm all tucked up watching the Box

uh-huh

how's the convention

oh yeah I've heard that one before

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excellent

man

Morgan

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there's nothing to worry about

everything is all right tomorrow we'll

see if there's some system available so

we can present all this

oh please don't worry it's all right

what an investment

but what we expecting this crazy City

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you're always breaking down

I complained to that South Murphy three

times already this month

what does he do

slave to his habits or to fire the whole

damn lot of Con Ed start all over again

that's what I would do

just like in Houston

get a bunch of fat cats or anything do

you see what happens

what about dinner I can't do the duck

now

they will have to have the cold salmon

oh yes yes of course

ah

Catherine there is no ice

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if you don't know what's happening I'll

repeat it there is a power failure the

entire world yeah

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I don't care

I don't want to know anything about

anything

walkie-talkies radio station use them

positive

just remember what happened last time

eleven thousand men off duty how many

showed up

three thousand

I don't care what happens anywhere else

but there isn't going to be any looting

in this Precinct I'll get on it right

away Captain any guys don't make it I'm

gonna have their heads I said I'd get on

it right away captain

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New York's finest Guardians of the meek

you sure you're gonna be okay oh yeah

I'm gonna reveal some of your dirty

books and I'm gonna get thoroughly

sloshed

you know where everything is

I hate to go there

let us roll up Bob no traffic lights

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Jesus Christ

Ina what are you playing at

the life

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all right

come on Marcus

would you open this door that thing that

thing's nothing compared to you come on

man come on really do it would you

come on you can do it

Target here

let's see a goddamn thing

Jesus it's black out there I wonder if

we're still in the city

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we interrupt this program to bring you a

special News Bulletin from the office of

the mayor

citizens our urge to stay off the

streets in this emergency I repeat

please stay off the streets until power

is restored

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heart failure

it's a black guy

hey Christy Christy what do we do now

we hear that they said get off the

streets

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hang on I'm coming

don't get so excited I'm coming hold on

common officer coming

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thank you

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where's Murphy

I think it's best to stay very still

oh no I won't be able to breathe sorry

I've got two

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really do happen yeah that's cool

okay we're gonna need two things we're

gonna need a fast car and a lot of money

at a place like this you can smell it

you know it's just oozing up there

waiting for us to get it but we have to

stick together hey get it and then look

how we're going to get into other places

how you want me to you know do it

yes

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what are you doing Marvin

just trying to call my mother she's

alone

no phone no electricity I have some

champagne not even a downtown let's have

some fun come on come on

okay

crazy that's it

about time

you start people yawning and screaming

we're gonna have cops and fear so fast

you don't know what hit you

we're gonna do it my way normally it's

no Panic understand

no bars open tonight huh

no just a quiet domestic evening

I'll die of boredom boredom board stop

flexing

Fraser you know think of the steam baths

it's not a light on in the whole place

it'll be an absolute orgy

yes good evening sir I wonder if you

could help me I need some adhesive tape

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thank you

have yourselves a real thrill time

fellas

haters man over 200.

let's check and see where do we hit the

ones higher up

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I'm at 85th and East River Drive I have

an officer down I need an ambulance and

a backup over

here we started walking up the stairs

downstairs you know come on remember

they're in the line is good

hey you guys heard anything on the radio

yet

mine's on the fritz the blackout you

know

any news back out yeah well you see they

can't do anything about the blackout

till morning

no I'm not baby hey wait that's really

nice snips

he's going to leave him here look if he

can't find us again that's him yeah come

on

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get out of here get out of here

please

look please get go away please go away

all right

okay please get up you just sit down and

I will [ __ ] up

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I said hold it right man no sweat no

problem

thank you

Herbert

it's gonna be okay lady everything's

gonna be okay

it's okay now don't worry

well where the hell the cops that call

in we're shooting around well what about

the wagon I'll leave it we have no time

I tow truck will pick it up oh what a

night come on man all hell's breaking

loose

yeah

come on

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is there something I can get you

anyone I can call

do you need a doctor no

you know

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[ __ ] allow me Stephen's butts

I have some change in my bedroom

exchange what do you think I'm Gonna Do

by candy bars I I have some credit cards

you see American Express

is this time you pay for everything I

mean this is how you live why not it's

much more convenient

I mean who wants to go to the bank every

day all right thank you thank you a

leech thank you goddamn parasite that's

what I think

you're spending money you don't even

have

well exactly what is it that you do

I'm an Entertainer

magician

I make people disappear watch out

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you mean you you don't you don't know me

hmm

Henry Lee they used to call me Henry the

Magnificent

oh sure man hey Henry the Magnificent

everybody knows him

I I have a knife product with my dog

played that dog to make a living no no

that's right in the dark

no I I don't exploit anyone

he's married my friend my companion he

shows My Success he's a real Pro

want to die on the stage

yeah okay hanky you want to call you

Hank Williams

all right

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you know you should have met my father

Hank

give us an exploiter too except he

specialize in people

what's up

it's okay

now it's important that you get the

police here as quickly as possible

you've got

you got varicose veins Martha will you

please shut up you may think I'm an old

Croc but I'm not in the grave come on

you're wasting time right

well don't come complaining to me after

I just sent one of your neighbors for

more police now before I go is there

anything I can get you or do for you

want me to get a neighbor over here to

stay with you

neighbors I saw that over look I want

you to put your door locked until the

police arrived I'm going with you no

you're not going with me I'm going with

you did you

did you take care of your own eye with

us

okay come on

Mr Murphy

Mr Murphy

Mr Murphy

Mr Murphy

Mr Murphy

Mr Murphy

are you in there

are you in there

oh my God

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folks but I'm

I'm looking for three men one of the

policeman's uniform on have you seen

anyone in the stairwell no officer

nobody just us who else would be crazy

enough to climb up this far

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for your own safety I'm going to have to

ask you to go down in the lobby

this is the police I want you to come

out with your hands up

I said come out with your hands up

all right

put your hands down

what you guys doing

where do you live upstairs you don't see

any bad guys

well look um

I want you to go downstairs with him and

stay there until the lights come on okay

but my dad told me to stay upstairs yeah

well this is an official police order I

want you to go downstairs with him until

the lights come on

okay go on you guys

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oh you could climb up there you know

it's my vacancy

I mustn't do anything to strain my back

your breasts

how did your break if you didn't smoke

them still these things use the in

better shape

crap

please help there's somebody trapped in

the elevator

hello can you hear me

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okay we'll get you out in a minute

once you see if you can find me some

help I'm not gonna be able to stick

around here too long I can just open the

doors I think I can handle it

hello hello

hi look we need some help down there can

you come with me

oh good you found somebody look I've got

that patch door open

if you can get a chair or a stool a

kitchen stool then just drop it down

through and you'll be able to get them

out you think you can handle that yeah

okay I gotta go thanks

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he can't breathe without it

well who says he has to breathe

look it's not your right or mine as to

who breathes or not

we don't make those decisions no you

don't make those decisions

I make those kind of decisions all the

time

see that's what the problem is nobody

wants to make these decisions

Mother Nature she has no no place for

the sick in the week

I love my husband and every moment that

I spend with him is precious to me

can't you show us some Christian charity

someone's always asking

I don't understand

he's useless

I'd be doing you a big favor

why don't you leave us alone

you have what you want

just please go

all right

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stop

Mommy

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and you stand on it and we're gonna pull

you out okay okay

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hey you're next

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whoa hold on Max before you get news cab

it's a hundred bucks in advance

I tried too hardly

uh

pure

problems

I'm sure they'll take it later when it's

all over what are you kidding the city

is broke they can't even pay for a cup

of coffee

it's highway robbery that's what it is

but I got your number you hear

I'll report you to the licensing

Commission

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he gave it to me come on Miss I thought

first give it to me please I want it hey

what's up what's going on here be cool

just be cool hey man mom bring us back

to the disc you have I warning you I'll

show the whole lot of them

all the way up

Supreme Court where's my briefcase

Marvin don't go you shouldn't go out in

the street yet wait till the lights come

on come on

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in a stock all alone

hey

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Sunny where'd you come from did you like

a bowl of ice cream come on

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you know what that means Marcus

save mine open the door

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you shoot him I'll shoot you

excuse me Chico kills her choice is

yours

what do you want from us

you know what this scum want

that's a beautiful piece must have cost

a lot of money

I bet you got a nice shiny Cadillac too

or is it a rolls

people like you have a lot of money and

jewelry around

but

nice jewelry needs a nice face to match

it please

Rich please

I've got about 170 dollars in my wallet

my wife's got about 50.

there's a good pearl necklace in the

bedroom and a pair of gold cufflinks

that's all that's all

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gosh I would say

lots of people all dancing what the hell

are you talking about

fantastic party

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nice

very nice I've always liked suede

he's a stubborn one huh

maybe he thinks more of her

please

I'm sorry my dear you can't give in to

terrorists or it never ends

you've got to learn to be strong

okay

I'm gonna change mine real fast I want

to pull this trigger

so pull it

and I get back

I can't stop if I'm using my car but the

money stays here

you want to shoot me that's your

decision

but I still won't give you the

combination

think straight

you've got the keys to my car use them

it's a castle right

it's a masterpiece it's an original

what are you doing

that's amazing it's Irreplaceable

four

three

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Seventeen left 17 right 34 left

why don't you tell me that right up

front

oh

you miserable no God daddy sons of

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Richard

yeah

there's at least 10 grand here it's a

lot more like it huh

come on man

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oh

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oh my God

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what's the matter

your baby

oh yeah don't worry lady he's upstairs

eating ice cream

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wow

you just you just stay right there lady

don't panic

stay cool

I'm not painting totally destroyed you

know they were worth a fortune and and

then they forced Richard at gunpoint to

give them the combination of our taste

then he took the keys of our car

ten thousand dollars in that safe it's

my favorite animals and all of my

diamonds yes I understand Mr Stafford

but what did they look like all you're

talking about is money but look at this

everything's finished ruined spent most

of my life

how can anyone do something like this

one was black a giant of a man uh but

the other absolutely Irreplaceable

yes Mr Stafford but you still have your

life

look why don't you see even getting to

lie down get some rest

said a terrible shock

you smell something

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hey you hold it right there

put your hands on your head

you live here yeah

I got identification

it's in my pocket uh

a small smoke I can't have a driver's

license Mr freezer no

what's what's wrong there's nothing

wrong Mr Frazier put your hands down

why the gun hey don't shoot don't shoot

officer you better come quick

I guess a woman's gonna give birth right

up the stairs

come with me I need your help

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how can you help us here yes you're okay

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yeah I got one two to go I'm great okay

nice to meet you

here we go

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so I know you

yeah I live upstairs

it's yellow I uh I can't stay I've got

to get down to the garage do you think

that uh you can handle this at least

until I can send you some help

I hope she knows what to do

um can stay

no I'm gonna go with the answer

wonderful I'm gonna be

look you I need I need clean towels and

lots of boiling water

that's red red razor and uh and the

thread and the razor and some scissors I

don't know where to find anything well

look for it look for it

uh

I'm gonna make a great team

don't worry dear that will open up the

house in Palm Beach

just Steph where are you going we can't

see here can't lock the door we're going

to a hotel yes but what about my

prisoner I'm screaming and kicking the

bathroom Dory I don't know

it's terrible it's been a terrible

experience

became a prisoner yeah

there's still two nuts running around

loose

I can't leave that guy up there alone

well look why why don't you leave him in

my apartment

I mean I'm not planning on being a hero

or nothing but

you could probably find somebody else to

call on the hospital

okay come on

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hmm

what are you doing where's the water

tied all its hats look I have to have

some

ooze what she's got to have some booze

somewhere find it

and it's not for drinking

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can you imagine

spending the rest of your life Behind

Bars

any Destin

I just hope that they get the power

restore real soon

Emma listen to this huh

you saw like a party

yeah it does

sounds like a lot of people

I don't mind you guys hungry hungry yeah

I got some food

push push Bear Down

push push keep pushing

anything his tongue is coming

I think we just lost our midwife

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okay I want everything back to normal I

want everybody to eat and drink

be happy

watch out enjoy yourselves

oh I almost forgot there's going to be a

collection coming around very shortly

and I'm sure that your contributions

will be very generous

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I'm waiting

what the hell I know you guys can get

better than that

come here

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thank you

bring it up slowly slowly

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I'll send it back across but Falling

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everybody

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you're watching me the Rings now I want

everything you've got everything come on

come on

okay

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how about you

hero huh you got lots of money for the

honeymoon huh

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have a good time

now

give me that brush

give me those drinks

all right

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all right

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what are you doing

okay

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we want to go now huh

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yeah first I'm gonna take an insurance

policy

thank you you come with me

no

come with me right now

what you hitting for what are you doing

are you doing

am I you crazy or something

what do you know to you just a kid

can you stay back I don't want to don't

want to shoot you okay you don't hit

kids

you stay back

man

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you're crazy

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oh wait another day

that's right hey buddy

thank you

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okay

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all right

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you're gonna have to come down the

station to make a statement

not now

come back come on I'll pick you up

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thank you

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thank you foreign

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