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You asked out a girl
stuck in an MRI machine
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without ever seeing her face
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Remember, no matter
what she looks like
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be sure to play it cool
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Yes!
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Yes! You are smokin' hot!
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In your face!
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That night, we went out
on our first date
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Had our first dinner
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Rented our first movie
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Took our first long drive
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Look out!
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Killed our first raccoon
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Ever since then, every date we've
been on has always ended the same way
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No!
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Cox wants me back at the hospital.
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- But the page is addressed to Lillian.
- That's me.
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What a drag
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That was probably the wrong time
to ask for a quickie
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I have been coerced
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by the forces of evil into
conducting rounds this morning.
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Why do you have to do rounds?
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Because I'm sleepy. How's that?
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To make this a more
palatable experience for moi
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I am not going to call you by
your names. I'll be referring to you
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by whatever distinguishing physical
characteristic occurs to me.
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You, Chicken Beak.
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What causes pneumonia
presenting with diarrhoea?
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- Legionella.
- Nice job.
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It turns out your mind's
just as sharp as your nose.
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And you, Dye Job.
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What are the elements
of Whipple's triad?
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It's hard to describe how scary
it is when you don't know an answer
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I can't remember. I am so sorry.
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What are you sorry about?
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Dr Kelso yells at us
when we don't know...
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Children,
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you can't let that bloated bag
of hate affect you.
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Being a doctor is as much about
finding the answers as knowing them.
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For instance, take Clarabelle's
patient here, Mr Yeager.
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We have no idea what's wrong with him.
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So we have run tests for everything
and according to these results...
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Everything seems
to have come back negative.
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Which doesn't necessarily mean
that Clarabelle is a failure.
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It just means
that she's got to keep trying,
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no matter how frustrated she might get.
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Now, of course, if you
are lazy and incompetent,
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then, yes, that will buy you
a one-way ticket out of here.
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Doug.
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Listen carefully. Kelso can't do a thing
to you if you answer a question wrong.
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It doesn't work that way. Moving on.
Not you. You still have work to do.
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Johnny No-Tan? I'd like you to
present the next patient to me.
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I love you.
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Now say it in Spanish.
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Te amo
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Now... say it like Astro.
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I ruv roo.
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- You are very, very cute.
- I know.
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I've been thinking
about this ''I love you'' thing.
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It's gonna make
everything so much better.
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I mean, we're so in sync.
Better conversation,
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better dancing...
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And?
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Way better shrumpdown.
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Yeah!
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I'm so sorry. That has never
happened to me before.
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Man, she's beautiful
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I wish I was that piece of bacon
Wait a second
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I am that piece of bacon
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That's right.
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You mind not staring at me
while I'm eating?
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I hate it.
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- But I'm not.
- What am I doing right now?
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- Eating.
- What are you doing?
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Staring.
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There. Now no one gets to eat it.
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- You happy?
- Not really.
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You know what's great?
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Even when our dates get interrupted,
we can have a date here.
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Let's say
you wanted to watch a movie.
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We could go to the conference room
and watch that video on STDs.
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It's funny and it makes you think.
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Maybe it would be good
if we actually had a date that
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- ends.
- How does a date with you end?
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It can range from a kiss at the door
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to ''all I have for breakfast
is yoghurt and I'm out of bowls,
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so you'll have to eat off my stomach.''
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Tonight. Dinner. Hyde's.
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It's a date.
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Judging from the ataxia dysarthria,
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I've concluded that Mr Yeager
is suffering from... kuru.
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- Kuru?
- Kuru.
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- Kuru?
- Yes, kuru.
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- I'd actually never thought of that.
- Hell, yeah.
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Were you aware that the only
documented cases of kuru
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were members of a cannibalistic tribe
in Papua New Guinea?
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- I was not.
- Actually, doc,
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I was in New Guinea last week.
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- Really?
- No.
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- Do you happen to know what a zebra is?
- He just mocked me.
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It's a diagnosis of an obscure disease
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when it's more likely to be a common
illness with uncommon symptoms.
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In other words,
if you hear hoof beats,
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you just go ahead
and think horsies, not zebras.
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Mm-kay, Mr Silly Bear?
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- What's wrong?
- It's personal.
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Why won't you ever open up to me?
I came to you
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when I thought I had a broken tailbone
and it was just a really bad pimple.
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It's a sex thing. OK?
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Like a gender issue or like intercourse?
Because I'm book-smart on both.
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Carla? Use me.
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- Last night, when I was with Carla...
- Dude, I can't talk.
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I gotta figure this Mr Yeager thing out.
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Cool.
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My horse didn't finish the race.
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I'm at the filling station,
but my credit card's declined.
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- I'm on the jet ski...
- I got it!
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- Good. I had no idea what to say...
- No. Mr Yeager.
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Where you go...?
Who am I going to talk to about sex?
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Let's get our talk on.
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Player to player.
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Afternoon rounds
that day began like any other
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This patient is hypoglycaemic. What
are the signs of an insulinoma, Dr Reid?
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Elevated C-peptide levels.
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Score! But before you do
your crazy end-zone dance,
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tell me the spinal fluid findings
in Guillaume-Barré syndrome.
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- Xanthochromia?
- Wrong!
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And then it happened. Suddenly
Dr Kelso didn't seem as frightening
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Dr Reid, what do you
have to say for yourself?
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Win some, lose some.
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In fact, nothing he did
seemed to scare us
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Not any more
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Not even the most horrible thing
he could think of
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All right, welcome to the ICU!
No, really, sit down.
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For women that don't know how to cook.
I put the Yellow Pages in there.
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What do you want? Mexican? Italian?
Japanese? American cuisine?
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It's a cook...
I'm flat-linin'. Beep!
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Save him!
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Tip your nurses.
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And I think he knew
who was behind it
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Cox.
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Talk to me
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You know,
that's really getting annoying.
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Every time you say it, it makes me
not want to talk to you all the more.
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Talk to me
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All right, fine!
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Last night, Turk and I were,
you know, messin' around.
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- It's really hot, like always.
- Hot like how? Describe it.
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Dude!
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So suddenly, things aren't happening.
You know what I mean?
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The only change is that we said
''I love you'' to each other.
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It's true.
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I have never said ''I love you''
to a woman before.
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Then how do you
get them to sleep with you?
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It's three little words.
It shouldn't have this effect, right?
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Anyway, I told him it wasn't his fault.
These things happen occasionally.
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Try constantly.
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I have cold hands, and...
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So when I saw you this morning
and I said ''How's your penis?''
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and you didn't wanna talk about it...
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Dude. It's not me.
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It's me.
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Last night, for the first time
ever in our relationship,
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no matter how long we tried,
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I was unable to have an...
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Dr Cox, I got the sed rate back
on Mr Yeager. Say ''how do'' to that.
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But then
I'm due back at the hootenanny.
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I noticed he had a rash. I realised
he's been having jaw claudication,
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- which led me to...
- Temporal arteritis.
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Of course. Nurse, start Mr Yeager on
solumedrol and get the surgery resident?
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He needs a temporal
artery biopsy stat.
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Newbie, I can handle this.
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- You're off, aren't you?
- I'm with you.
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Fair enough.
Let's go treat the patient.
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I am so on top of things tonight
it's scary
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Hell, yeah.
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You're only 80 minutes late
She'll still be here
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Please be here. Come on, Alex
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Please be here
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You gotta be kidding me.
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There's a waste of a gift certificate.
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Cancel the cobbler!
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She's not having an orgasm.
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Still not seeing what the problem is.
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I've never even had an orgasm.
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I'm sorry.
I should be more surprised.
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That'd be nice.
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- I want to talk to you about rounds.
- Here we go. Bring it on.
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They're all yours.
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You will be leading them from now on.
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You've stunned me, but you
haven't dropped me to the mat.
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Waiting for the roundhouse here.
The old haymaker,
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when the yelling starts
and the voice gets high-pitched.
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''Daddy, I've been bad.
Daddy, I've been a bad boy.''
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''Oh, Daddy!
Daddy, I've been bad.''
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If you're not gonna play, it's no fun.
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Hey, Alex, I am so sorry. I went
to the restaurant but just missed you.
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Then I called, but there was no answer,
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then I stopped by, and I guess
you didn't see me which was odd,
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cos I was standing next to
the pizza guy while you were paying him.
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We're still cool, right?
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- Look, JD...
- ''Look, JD, we're still great?''
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I think you're a really good guy.
OK? But...
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- Alex dumped me.
- The blind girl you've been dating?
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- She's not blind.
- Of course not.
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How'd you drop the ball?
Don't tell me you cried,
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or I'll ban you
from the men's room again.
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I was so excited what we were
doing here, I forgot about our date.
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You didn't forget. You kept looking
at your watch. I saw you
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I assumed that you were
afraid of missing Judging Amy
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It never occurred to me
you were choosing work
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over being with
that sweet little biscuit.
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That means a lot coming from you,
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Mr Right-here-with-me
two-hours-after-his-shift-
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and-last-Monday-night-too... guy.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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Newbie, what're you saying?
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That you want to be like me?
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Do you understand that
I just barely want to be like me?
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I can't even pretend
I can give you tips on intercourse.
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I got one for you.
Stop calling it that.
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My therapist thinks my trouble in bed
stems from a fear of intimacy,
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but I think it's because any type
of repetitive motion makes me nauseous.
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And since I was a kid,
I've had nightmares about being crushed.
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That poor shrink.
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The one thing I do know is that
I've sabotaged a lot of relationships
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by never talking things out
with the guy that I'm seeing.
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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So...
You've really never had...
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No.
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- Not even by yourself?
- Gross.
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Is it easy?
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When's your next laundry night?
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Ted.
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I need you to take care
of some lawyer crap for me.
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It'd be great if you would go to traffic
court for me and make this go away.
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I don't think so.
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Excuse me?
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No, Bob! I have my own things
I need to take care of.
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Of course.
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Walk off, bitch.
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How is it, exactly,
that you just said that
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and your pants are still dry?
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Don't you understand
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what you did
when you spoke to those interns?
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You took away the fear.
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You...
are a wonderful person,
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and... I love you.
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I have to ask Alex
for another chance. I have to
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OK, she's with a hot guy. Stay calm
She's gonna be psyched to see you
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JD. Hey.
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Or not
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I don't prioritise you over my job,
but I'd like to.
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I wanted to be a doctor for so long,
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I sort of forgot
how to want anything else.
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And now I meet you, and...
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I'll do anything in the world
if you give me a second chance.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll leave you guys alone.
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OK, Rowdy,
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fetch!
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Hey, sweetie?
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- We have to talk.
- No time for talk.
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We have a problem
we need to take care of.
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Why are you wearing
a nose-breathing thingy?
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Baby, bear with me.
I got big ideas.
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I've been having all these
thoughts going through my head,
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and I'm afraid if I tell you,
I'd scare you away.
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That's the last thing that I wanna...
Take that damn thing off.
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Oh, God.
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Baby, there's nothing
that could scare me away.
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Since we said ''I love you'',
I've been feeling all this pressure.
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And wondering about the future.
Our future.
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Are we gonna get married?
Are we gonna have kids?
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If so, when will I get my figure back?
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Where are we gonna live? Will my mother
live with us? How big a house?
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How many bathrooms?
What if she walks in on you
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while you're in the bathroom, you fall,
and I can't afford the funeral costs?
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That's a little scary.
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I guess I just need to know
you think about that stuff too.
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Carla?
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No, I don't.
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- But I love it that you do.
- Yeah?
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That's what
makes this relationship work.
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We're so different.
I keep us in the present,
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you look out for what's up ahead.
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Besides, there is no way in hell
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your mother's ever
going to live with us.
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If she ever walks in on me
while I'm in the bathroom,
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she's getting a trip to Florida.
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- No, she's not.
- I'm tell...
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Ladies and germs,
if you get this shorthand down,
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it has a way of making your day
go quicker.
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''CTD'' being ''circling the drain.''
Your patient is on the way out.
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''SOB'', ''shortness of breath''
and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''.
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Elvis, feel free to write this down,
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any time before
you leave the building.
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- You paged me?
- I didn't page you.
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And that's when Dr Cox started
poking the old bear with a stick
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I'm sick
of the grill 'em and drill 'em.
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What do you say
we shake things up?
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You kids ask me the questions,
and I'll just give you the answers.
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Dr Cox, could I talk to you?
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Sure, Bob, but you have to raise
your hand like all the other children.
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- I just think it's inappropriate...
- Bob-o?
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Now, you've got five
good ones right there.
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What do you say you put 'em up
in the air like you just don't care?
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Get over here, right now.
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Maybe he felt sorry for Kelso and
didn't wanna take the one thing he had
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Maybe he just hated rounds
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Get the hell outta my ICU!
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But if you didn't
know Dr Cox like I did
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you would've believed
his performance too
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I guess the key
to a lot of things is balance
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Whether it's balance of power...
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Dr Simotas, stop smiling.
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I hate smiling.
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...balance in love...
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...or sometimes...
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...just balance
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For some of us
it seems too far out of reach
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Too difficult to achieve
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But the important thing
is just to never stop trying
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Especially if you
like girls named Alex
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And chicken salad
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