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How's he doing?
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He has neutropenic fever.
His white blood cell count's stabilised.
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He's not getting any worse.
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- How you feeling, Jared?
- OK, I guess.
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I heard your dad arranged
for a visit from The Rock?
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I'm 13, I must love wrestling, right?
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Come on, The Rock's a movie star.
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What could a guy
possibly wanna see more?
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Guys, we need an answer.
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Name one thing guys wanna see
more than anything in the world?
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Louie, we're gonna go with boobs.
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Show me boobs.
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There they are.
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Good job!
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I wanna see 'em on a real girl.
A cute girl.
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You're cute.
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The janitor
This guy is always bothering me
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Don't look at him
don't talk to him, don't...
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What's your point?
Ammonia too strong?
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- No, I have a...
- That's one.
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Keep pushin'.
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Hey, sport. Got your page.
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This better be good.
Paging the Chief of Medicine.
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Dr Steadman. Resident
and first-class teacher's pet
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Sir, I was going over
Mr Martinez's chart,
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and it seems the TIPS procedure
he's scheduled for is unnecessary.
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Why unnecessary?
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He's dead.
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Excellent catch, Dr...
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Dr...
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Dorian! You see me every day
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- Say my name. Say it!
- Martinez.
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That was the name
of the patient, sir.
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- Avery.
- That's the clipboard manufacturer.
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- Fine work, doctor. Fine work.
- I hear that
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Ammonia's a little strong today.
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That's two.
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Steady, boy.
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Now, Rowdy.
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- When you're not here, he does it.
- I'm sure. He's shy.
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I think you should go ahead
and do it.
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- I am not flashing my breasts.
- It's easy.
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- You just go like this.
- That's hot.
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I went by paediatrics.
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- They thought it was funny.
- I'm borrowing a sweatshirt.
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What did we agree you would do
whenever I left a room?
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- I'm sorry, baby.
- That's better.
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My man Turk is getting it daily,
nightly and ever-so-rightly.
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What up, dawg!
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Once every 4.2 seconds
a man says something stupid
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that a woman hears and punishes him for
This wasn't one of those times
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What did you just say?
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What up, dawg?
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Why would you think we'd slept together?
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Because I'm a nurse?
Because I'm Latina?
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Because you guys
have been dating for a while.
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Do Latina women put out more?
That's not something I've heard.
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- Turk told me.
- No! I didn't! He assumed.
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And did you correct him?
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I've been really busy
at the hospital lately.
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Is that how you see this relationship?
As some mad dash to the finish line?
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I'll take you into that bedroom now
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and you will be walking sideways
for the rest of your life,
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because I will have used all your up
and down. Now, is that what you want?
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- No.
- Good.
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Because what I want is for this
to be a real relationship.
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I want us to know each other
better than we know ourselves.
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- Wow.
- That's right, ''wow''.
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So if you really want me ''daily and
nightly and ever-so-rightly'',...
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That sounds like
something you'd say.
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...show me you know me.
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I think you should
let the kid meet the ladies.
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You're the one who told
Kelso that Mr Martinez was dead?
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- That's terrific work.
- Looks like word gets around
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What in the name of Are You There, God?
It's Me, Margaret were you thinking?
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I'm certain invasive vascular procedures
have a low success rate on dead people.
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That TIPS procedure
was for Mrs Blitt down in 103.
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You see, she doesn't have insurance.
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But Mr Martinez had great insurance.
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Should I talk slower or get a nurse
who speaks fluent Moron?
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- You don't have to be mean about it.
- What do you want from me?
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I don't know if they taught you this
in the land of puppy-dog tails
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where you obviously, if not grew up,
then spent most of your summers,
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but you're in the real world now.
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- Don't say it
- I still think I was right.
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Once every 6.3 seconds
a man says something stupid
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that another man hears and punishes
him for. Luckily, this wasn't...
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- That's it!
- Oh, no
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Do you know what this is?
This is me washing my hands of you.
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I will not be in the same room
with you again, starting...
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now.
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Tissue?
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It's a challenge...
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Little bit of flow, like...
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''Fighting Joe'' Hooker...
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I don't need Dr Cox. Big jerk
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I hate him
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Hey, sport.
Or should I say howdy, Mr Pouty?
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It's been a rough day.
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So I hear. Well, anyway,
I'm very proud of you, Dr...
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Just look at my badge
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Dr Turk.
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This is my roommate's badge.
We must have switched...
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That's a great anecdote. You should
write that down in your journal.
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Then your kids can read about it
when you're dead.
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- They're waiting for us...
- In a moment.
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If you go easy on the stories, I'd love
you to join me for golf tomorrow.
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- That'd be terrific, sir.
- Super.
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You wanna show a woman you know her,
buy her a little something.
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None of my patients are improving.
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- I'm gonna buy her flowers.
- Yeah!
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Please, been done to death.
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I don't get it.
I do everything by the book.
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Maybe that's the problem.
You approach things too clinically.
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How about chocolates?
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With rich cliché centres?
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Have you ever treated your patients
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with something other
than traditional medicine?
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I'm gonna buy her a really nice pen.
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No, she loves to write.
She handwrites all of her letters
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because she says e-mail's
too impersonal. That's perfect.
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- A pen is good.
- Yeah!
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All I gotta do is find time to get
out of here and maybe I'll buy her one.
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All I'm saying is there's more
to healing than what's in the books.
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I talk to my patients. I sing
to them, ask what their hobbies are,
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and tell them ghost stories
about an old sea captain.
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Thought you'd be interested
in that kid Jared's chart.
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Look at that white blood cell count.
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And all it took
was a visit from The Rock.
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The Rock was here
and nobody told me?
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- The Rock couldn't make it.
- Well, somebody did something.
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It felt weird knowing Dr Cox and I would
never be working in the same room again
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Check her LFTs and coags.
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Every time I think something
the opposite happens
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I'm not having sex this weekend
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You're cute.
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Who's the present from?
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- My boyfriend.
- When did he give it to you?
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He's pretending yesterday didn't happen
If he thinks I'll forgive him...
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The reason I was
bent out of shape yesterday...
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- I accept!
- Don't interrupt me. Come here.
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Pull that curtain.
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Mrs Blitt over there needs
the TIPS procedure, no insurance.
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She can now look forward
to a lifetime
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of encephalopathy and jaundice
thanks to Bottom-Line Bob.
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- Is he really that bad?
- I hate Robert Kelso.
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I hate his family, friends, the guy
that cleans his racist lawn jockey.
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I hate anybody who even associates
with him. Is that clear?
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Totally.
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Call me.
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Elliot, check out these ass slides.
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How's that stuff even get up there?
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I fell on it.
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I fell on it.
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I fell on it.
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I was bored.
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The doctors in the ER have a box
where they keep all this junk.
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- Next to the Lost and Found Box?
- There's no Lost and Found Box.
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There's an Ass Box.
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- That's not Carla's pen?
- I had no time to shop!
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Beautiful day for golf, sports?
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Yes, sir, Dr Kelso.
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I don't know what you're trying to pull,
but I am not a guy you wanna mess with.
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Steadman, I need a tee.
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A tee, or some tea, sir?
Because I've brought both.
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It's just a friendly game of golf
with a couple of guys from work
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Excellent, our fourth has arrived.
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What's up, Newbie?
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He's got nothing to say
After all, he's here too
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- I thought you hated Kelso.
- I do.
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And watching his face
as I kick his worthless butt
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up and down this golf course every week,
is basically...
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It's the most fun I can have
without having to cuddle afterwards.
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Good night, Irene!
Fantastic golf shot, sir.
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Real nice length.
Now, does your husband happen to play?
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But, no,
I'm not a hypocrite for being here.
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What's your pathetic excuse,
you whiny little suck-up?
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Ignore him
Just let your game do all the talking
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That'll play.
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Don't open it!
Please, don't open it!
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Since we've been chatting, maybe you
could raise your heart rate for me?
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What am I doing? This is stupid.
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Don't make her open it.
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Are you that busy?
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You do know me.
Sweetie, I love this!
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It's so, it's so cool. It's cool.
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- I'm woozy.
- You're fine.
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Today's the day I finally beat
his uppity, insubordinate...
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Great shot, doctor!
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You see, I always say
keep your friends close
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and your enemies closer.
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Can you believe him?
You're away and yet he hit first.
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- It's a technicality.
- But there's the rub.
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The rules are there for a reason.
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If you break one,
why not break them all?
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Before medicine ever became a business,
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the only rule
was to do your best to help the patient.
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Like it or not,
medicine is a business.
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If the hospital shuts down,
then who are we helping then?
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So, only people with money
deserve medical treatment?
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Dammit!
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It's about what's best for the hospital.
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It's about what's best for the patient.
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The only reason I go back
to that hospital day after day
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is because I care
about those patients.
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Every one of 'em.
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You've got a lot of potential, sport.
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You stick with me
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and you're going to be climbing
the ladder very quickly.
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Isn't that what you want?
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You have to sink this
for the win, Cox.
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Newbie, I almost forgot.
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I'm gonna get Mrs Blitt
her TIPS procedure tomorrow,
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with or without insurance,
and I want you to help me.
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Now tell me, do you have the stones
to sink a putt when you have to?
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See you next Wednesday.
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I love this game.
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I can't decide if I should help Cox.
219
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At least you didn't give your girlfriend
a gift that used to be inside someone.
220
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That's true.
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I have magic breasts.
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How many has she had?
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Almost one.
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You know what,
Cox doesn't need your help
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taking her down
for a TIPS procedure.
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He shouldn't even be
putting you in that situation.
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- You're right.
- Hell, yeah, I'm right!
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Screw Cox.
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- Not afraid of him, are you?
- Hell, no!
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Maybe a little
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- That's four.
- That's three.
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That's five.
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All righty, we're through here.
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- Somebody call it.
- Wait.
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Right. Time of death, 6.20.
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Hey. There's my buppy.
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Did you just say ''buppy''?
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Cos that's not gonna work for me.
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Carla, we gotta talk.
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We can talk later.
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Later's good.
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Let's just worry about
getting you better. OK, gorgeous?
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I decided Cox was wrong
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There's room to play by the rules
and care about the patients
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Do a wallet biopsy on her, and
if the insurance doesn't check out,
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I want her in the nursing home before
she can gum down a single fruit cup.
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That was when I realised
how Dr Kelso truly saw these people
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Could I have a price check
on a 74-year-old female
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with prerenal azotemia?
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Bag her.
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Come on,
I wanna show you something.
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Wait. It's about the pen.
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I thought a really nice one
would be a great gift,
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and I see a great one...
in the Lost and Found Box.
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There is no Lost and Found Box.
There's an Ass Box...
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Yeah, there is.
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And you were this close
to getting everything you wanted.
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I assume this is what you wanted.
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Yes.
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And yet you tell me
that your thoughtful token of love
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wasn't a token of love at all.
It was an ass pen.
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You come home and tell me this
because being open and honest
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is more important to you
than having sex with me?
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Are you coming or what?
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Hell, yeah.
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Stay, Rowdy, stay.
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It took me three hours to realise...
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- Excuse me, miss.
- Can I help you?
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I'm afraid I have an awful case
of the gotta-see-'ems.
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That's not even a real disease.
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At what point
did I become a crazy person?
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Come on.
Yes, exposing yourself to a dead guy
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might have been a tad unorthodox,
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and it might be hard to live down.
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- I'm waiting for the ''but''.
- So's everyone else.
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That's not funny.
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- Thanks. Glad I shared.
- Come on.
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When I look at you, I look at a doctor
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who will do whatever it takes
to help a patient.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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And on that note...
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If you still want my help,
I'm on board.
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It's way too big of a risk for a peon.
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I just wanted to see
what team you were playing for.
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- So it was all a test
- Besides,
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- I already did it.
- Cox!
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Run, Junior. Daddy's home.
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Did you think
I wouldn't find out what you did?
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- What did I do?
- You insolent...
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I'm insolent?
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I know it sounds melodramatic
but as I watched the two of them
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they weren't battling for patients
or insurance, but for my soul
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- She needed the TIPS...
- I've got you this time.
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I can taste it!
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It's an old story, really
Good versus bad. Right versus wrong
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The dark side versus the light
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I've been waiting
for this moment all my life.
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Easy, Chewie.
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I'll teach you
to respect this institution.
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I hope you learn from this.
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No!
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You're suspended.
Effective immediately.
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Well, sport. It looks like
a permanent spot just opened up
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on the golf course.
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How does joining the Chief of Medicine
for a weekly round sound?
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I'm not really that into golf.
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I guess that's your choice,
isn't it, Dr Dorian?
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I liked it better
when he didn't know my name
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That's one for me.
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That's two.
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I'm hurt.
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