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(Doorbell rings)
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I got it!
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"Last Man Standing" is recorded in
front of a live studio audience.
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(Sighs)
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Both: Trick or treat.
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Really? You guys couldn't even
be bothered to wear a costume?
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You guys want something from Eve Baxter,
you're gonna have to work for it.
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That's a good call.
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Try to remember that on prom night.
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What... what is this costume?
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Oh. (Clears throat)
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Hope Solo's mug shot?
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It's a big step for equality in sports
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when a female athlete finally
gets arrested for assault.
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When she gets five guys pregnant
in five different cities,
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then she's hit the big leagues.
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Honey, uh, we already ate,
but I'll stand here with you
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while you make yourself something.
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No, thanks.
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Right to the sauce.
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Tough day?
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I spent the whole day trying
to navigate these new E.P.A.
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guidelines on carbon. 34,000 pages.
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Wow. That's a lot of paper.
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Guess the e.P.A. Doesn't
care about trees anymore.
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Scientists like me... we're not the enemy.
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We're trying to fix the problem.
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What we should do is put all
the power plants in Pakistan...
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Because they don't care
about air pollution there.
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Their air comes in flavors...
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They have the original and extra crispy.
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You know, Mike, I am
really starting to wonder
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if this is what I want to be
doing with the rest of my life.
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At least you got a loving
family to come home to.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Trick or treat!
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- Hey, Boyd.
- Kristin: Hey, happy Halloween.
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We thought we would bring Boyd to
trick-or-treat in your neighborhood.
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Yeah, see what you
one-percenters are shelling out.
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That's a good call. You say
"trick" in your neighborhood,
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you get a girl named candy.
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Boyd, honey, what's your costume?
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Oh, he is something really scary.
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Mike: Let's see it.
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My daddy says I'm the single
biggest threat to life on earth.
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A lump of coal.
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I get it, yeah.
It's... it's 'cause I work in coal.
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I'm destroying the planet!
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I suppose you drove over here
in your windmill-powered car?
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I'm just trying to raise awareness, man.
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I miss the days when all the
costume had to say was "boo."
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With the election coming
up, we just wanted him
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to wear a costume that made
a statement... that's all.
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Well, a little kid
wearing black at night...
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The statement is, "why don't
you hit me with your car?"
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Mandy. (Chuckles).
Glasses and a book?
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That is obviously a costume.
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U.S. election assistance commission?
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Mm-hmm, for extra credit in poli-sci,
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I signed up to help out at
the polling place on Tuesday.
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That's right, people.
Mandy is working the pole.
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I think we all saw this day coming.
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When are we gonna
go trick-or-treating?
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I'll take you out, squirt. Come on.
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Oh, but I get 20% of your haul.
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- What for?
- Protection.
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It's dark out here, you
know? You might fall down
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and break those pretty,
little teeth of yours.
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So, you're gonna be an election judge?
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That's a... that's a big commitment.
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Oh, yes, I had to attend
a two-hour seminar,
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which was actually very informative...
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Yeah?
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...because I found out where
the instructor got her boots...
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Nordstrom.
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Huh, you know, Ryan and
I have been registering
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voters out in front of whole foods.
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Ahh, that's where you get good voters...
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People dumb enough to pay
16 bucks for a kumquat.
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(Doorbell rings) Well, it is a midterm
election, but the stakes are high.
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If the Republicans get the senate,
Obama's hands will be tied.
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Well, how will he play golf?
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Aah! Aah!
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Hello, little girl.
What are you dressed as?
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A guy who was watching a hockey game till
his wife sent him out for more candy.
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"Black guy that likes hockey"...
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That's the most creative
costume I've seen tonight.
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(Chuckling) I like your costume, too...
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"Nervous white dude who's afraid
to let a brother into his house."
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Please come in, Chuck.
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- Carol: Chuck!
- Hey, Carol.
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- Oh, hey!
- Chuck: Ohh.
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I sent you to the store for candy,
not to mooch off the Baxters.
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Well, I was hoping Vanessa would answer.
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Now I wish I'd gone to the store.
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Still time.
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- Come on in. Sit down.
- Oh, hey.
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I'll get you some candy.
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No, no need. I shut off our porch lights.
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You know, the costumes were lame this year.
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I just saw a kid dressed like a rock.
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He is a lump of coal, and there
are clean ways to burn him,
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if the E.P.A. would just get off my ass!
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My wife's a little tense tonight.
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Chuck: My wife's tense, too. It...
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It's this election. Yeah.
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Oh, I can't wait till it's over.
(Chuckles)
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The election, I mean. Not my marriage.
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Although either one would solve it.
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On the school board... ugh...
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we've been campaigning
hard for measure "C"
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I don't know if you're familiar with it.
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Oh, as a certified election
official, I most certainly am.
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So, measure "C"
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is the one that's between
measures "B" and "D"
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She's been working really
hard on her alphabet.
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She used to have to sing that.
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Measure "C" is the proposal
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to shut down Taft high school, right?
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Right, right.
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Taft is largely African-American?
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Yeah, and Latino.
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There's a whole lot of "Julios"
down by that schoolyard.
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Taft is a failing school.
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If the school board shuts it down,
we can send the kids to some
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of the more successful schools in
the district, like Woodbridge.
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Yeah, just push the problem up here.
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It's the leaf-blower strategy.
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Well, I think that is a great idea.
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I'm sure you do.
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Mike, Brown vs. Topeka was 60 years ago,
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and our schools are still as
segregated as they were in 1954.
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What do you know about
integration? You're Canadian.
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You got, like, one black
kid in that whole country.
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(Chuckles) They probably integrate
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by sending him to different
schools every year.
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(Chuckles)
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Pass him around like the Stanley cup.
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(Chuckles)
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Yeah, but this proposal's about
giving these kids an equal chance.
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I'm surprised the school
board is giving up so easy.
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'Cause you could just spend a
lot more money on the school.
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It would still fail, but
then everybody would be poor.
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There is no more money, unless you
want to pay more property taxes.
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No. No. No. I don't want to do that.
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I figured you two would agree on that one.
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You ready to have your old neighborhood
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come out and hang in the new neighborhood
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and get the old gang together
...the crips, the bloods?
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Kiwanis.
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I-I'm straight out of Denver, not Compton.
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This... this is really Carol's area.
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She... she's the politician in the family.
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You're the homeowner, and property values
are dictated by the schools around them.
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Yeah, but, you know, it's
a really complicated issue.
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You see, on the one hand, y-you
want to help the kids from Taft.
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Okay. On the other hand...
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There is no other hand here.
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I have a right to be concerned
about our property value.
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There's the other hand.
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- We're back.
- Hey.
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We should be heading out anyway, so...
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- All right, guys.
- Yeah, good night.
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Well, wait. Wait, I want to say
goodbye to my little lump of coal!
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Ooh!
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I'm gonna squeeze you so hard,
you turn into a diamond. Mwah!
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Do you ever turn the geology stuff off?
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- Happy Halloween.
- Night, guys.
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Good night, guys. Be safe out there.
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Okay. Where were we?
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Oh, yeah.
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Chuck was disrespecting Carol's
hard work on measure "C"
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Why do you do that, Baxter?
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I can't believe my own
husband is against me on this.
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That's why I do that.
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If this measure fails, there's got to
be cuts across the whole district,
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programs like music, theater, art...
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W-wait. No more art?
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Yeah, I'm afraid so, honey.
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Yes!
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I suck at art. It's been killing my G.P.A.
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Eve, come on. That is so selfish.
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I mean, you got to try to
see the big picture here.
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As long as I don't have to draw it.
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Uh, honey, w-we moved out of the hood.
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I'm not sure I like the idea
of the hood following me here.
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I don't mind the hood following me as
long as it's not white and pointy.
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Good night, Mike and Vanessa.
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Good night, guys. Carol.
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Chuck, I'll get you a sleeping bag
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so you can keep a real good eye
on your property value tonight.
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Oh, man. You should have gone to the store.
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The Yekekians were giving away
those fig-and-nut bars again.
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How do you know?
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'Cause the kids are
throwing them in the bushes.
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Well, if it's not pure
sugar, the kids just toss it.
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I know.
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Raisins, orange slices, apples.
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Michelle Obama's dream for American
lunches is right here in our front yard.
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Stupid Ryan. Gosh.
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A lump of coal this size could
power a home for three days.
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And leave the air a lot cleaner
than those kids left our yard.
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Well, let's not put it
away. What we'll do is
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we'll put it in Ryan's
stocking for Christmas.
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How did I become the bad guy?
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When I started college,
I-I was an idealist.
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I-I wanted a career where I'd
make the world a better place.
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I mean, so, of course, I picked geology.
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Well, that was Mother Teresa's minor.
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Honey, don't let clowns like Ryan get into
your head and ruin your love of rocks.
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Honey, I will always love rocks.
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You know that.
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But (Sighs) I'm barely doing
science at my job anymore.
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I'm just... I'm so buried in paperwork.
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Paper's stronger than rock.
Now you just need scissors.
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I'm just so tired of arguing with
people... my bosses, the E.P.A.
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Really, all I think about lately...
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Is quitting my job.
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If you're tired of arguing with people,
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you probably shouldn't have told me that.
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Come on. We... we
don't need the money.
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Uh, it does buy happiness.
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Yeah, but something's got to change.
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I-I mean, if I'm not gonna
get a second husband (Chuckles)
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I might need a second career.
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Well, it's a big decision.
It's your decision.
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- Whatever you do, I'll support you.
- Really?
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Yeah, I'll have to. We'll
only have one income.
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(Knock on door) Hey, Mr. Alzate.
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Uh, I need some time
off today to go to the polls.
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Oh, good, good.
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You have some big choices.
You voting for Hickenlooper?
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Uh, nice try, but, no, I won't
be voting for Hickenlooper.
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I'll be voting for a real person.
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No, he is real, Kyle. He's our governor.
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Right, the governor of Floobertown,
where I buy my gloompies!
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I'm so glad I did two tours in Vietnam
to protect your sacred right to vote.
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Take an extra hour at lunch.
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Thanks. I'm driving my
grandma on my motorcycle.
241
00:10:42,489 --> 00:10:44,122
And I have to go slow.
242
00:10:44,158 --> 00:10:46,541
- She's an older woman.
- It's tough holding on.
243
00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:48,410
Oh, no, she's strong as an ox.
244
00:10:48,412 --> 00:10:53,081
When she puts her arms around me,
I-I keep having to swat her hands.
245
00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:57,335
Sometimes she forgets I'm her grandson.
246
00:10:57,388 --> 00:10:59,137
Thanks, Mr. Alzate.
247
00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:02,224
- Morning, Mr. B.
- Morning.
248
00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:05,677
Oh, Mikey, women get
stranger as they get older.
249
00:11:05,763 --> 00:11:07,696
Tell me about it. My
wife just laid this on me.
250
00:11:07,731 --> 00:11:09,097
She wants to quit her job.
251
00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:10,265
Come on. Yeah.
252
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,934
Really? I wouldn't have seen that coming.
253
00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:16,905
I thought she loved working with dolphins.
254
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,058
My wife's a geologist.
255
00:11:20,094 --> 00:11:22,944
She's just tired of getting bullied
around by the environmentalists.
256
00:11:22,946 --> 00:11:25,113
She was better off with dolphins.
257
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:31,286
All right, my advice... urge
Vanessa to find a new job first.
258
00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:33,121
Just stall this thing. And who knows?
259
00:11:33,173 --> 00:11:37,159
She even may go back to teaching
fish how to jump through hoops.
260
00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:40,312
Or she could become a geologist.
261
00:11:40,347 --> 00:11:42,848
Another good career.
262
00:11:46,637 --> 00:11:48,053
Thanks for voting! Come again!
263
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:50,439
But not today, because
that would be illegal.
264
00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:53,358
So don't come again until the
next time that we elect things.
265
00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:55,861
Uh... (chuckles)
266
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:58,063
Hey, I hope you're taking this seriously.
267
00:11:58,115 --> 00:12:00,315
Uh, yeah. I don't have much of a choice.
268
00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:02,317
I took an oath. (Inhales sharply)
269
00:12:02,352 --> 00:12:05,203
Also, I forgot my earbuds.
270
00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:09,374
(Groans) Kind of a sad turnout.
271
00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:11,910
Think it's time to bust out
the other kind of pole, hmm?
272
00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:15,380
All right, what are you doing here?
273
00:12:15,415 --> 00:12:17,382
It's my school.
I stopped by after practice.
274
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:21,052
I just want to know how,
uh, measure C's doing?
275
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,421
I can't answer that question.
276
00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:25,891
That's got to be the millionth time
you've said that in a classroom.
277
00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,175
I'm surprised balloons didn't fall.
278
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,310
(Laughs)
279
00:12:28,345 --> 00:12:30,562
Listen, I just really need to know
280
00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:33,598
that measure "C" is
tanking, okay? Art must die.
281
00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:35,984
What about all of the other
kids who would benefit?
282
00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:39,554
I'm not blowing my shot at West Point
just 'cause I can't draw a horse.
283
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:43,191
I mean, who has legs like that?
284
00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:46,695
Uh, what? So, what you're saying is
285
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:48,780
measure "C" will wreck the economy?!
286
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,867
What?! Hey, no. No
electioneering at the polls.
287
00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,451
Tell her. Do your job.
288
00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:55,704
I-I'm going. I just think it's interesting
289
00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:57,706
that measure "C" is backed by ISIS!
290
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,544
Okay, democracy is no joke, Mandy.
291
00:13:02,596 --> 00:13:06,131
These rules must be enforced.
Can I please have my ballot?
292
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:07,966
Actually... No.
293
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,634
You don't live in this district.
294
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:10,769
What? Uh...
295
00:13:10,804 --> 00:13:12,554
No, but my name is
still on the voter rolls.
296
00:13:12,606 --> 00:13:14,389
"Kristin Baxter," r-right there.
297
00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:17,275
At mom and dad's address,
where you don't live anymore.
298
00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:18,527
You've got to be joking.
299
00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:21,313
Democracy's no joke, Kristin.
300
00:13:21,348 --> 00:13:24,032
Oh, come on. I am your sister.
301
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,818
Yeah, the United States
of America has no sister.
302
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:29,371
Maybe England.
303
00:13:29,406 --> 00:13:32,157
No, that's really more like
our gay cousin, actually.
304
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,577
You have to go vote in your own district.
305
00:13:35,629 --> 00:13:37,126
What? But the polls are about to close.
306
00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:38,330
Don't make me call security.
307
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,665
It's that weird crossing guard
who likes to stare at my feet.
308
00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,918
(Sighs) All right, all right, I'm going.
309
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,720
Mm-hmm, yeah. That's right.
And that is how you work a poll!
310
00:13:45,756 --> 00:13:48,306
Yes! Whoo!
311
00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:49,424
I am so sorry.
312
00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:50,759
I'm just hearing it now for the first time.
313
00:13:50,811 --> 00:13:52,894
I'm so sorry.
314
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,062
(Instruments playing)
315
00:13:54,097 --> 00:13:55,397
Hey, Eve.
316
00:13:55,432 --> 00:13:57,682
Oh, hey, Cammy. Sorry.
317
00:13:57,734 --> 00:13:59,684
Um, can you teach me how to draw a horse?
318
00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:01,937
Um, I don't know. I'd have
to see the horse first.
319
00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:03,104
(Sighs)
320
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:05,607
Mine always end up looking
like dogs on stilts.
321
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:08,610
Let's just hope measure "C" fails
and kills the arts program, right?
322
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:09,945
(Chuckles) Yeah.
323
00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:12,864
Uh, wait. Um, isn't music an art?
324
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,167
Um... Not the way the school band does it.
325
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,503
But I need school band.
326
00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:20,872
I'm counting on an oboe
scholarship for college.
327
00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:24,292
I thought that was sad enough, and
now I might not even get that?
328
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,177
Ooh, I'm really sorry.
329
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,548
Any chance they'd cancel football instead?
330
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:31,800
(Chuckling) Uh...
331
00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:34,469
I think you're blowing
on that thing too hard.
332
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,391
How did it go at the polls?
333
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:50,095
Whew. Well, Eve will be
happy. Measure "C" lost.
334
00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:52,448
Ohh. Um, and so did...
335
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:55,100
(Hums "the alphabet song")
♪ "e," "f," and "g" ♪
336
00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:59,238
What a shame. Wow. Those kids
will have to stay at Taft.
337
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,739
Hmm. Yeah. Election day
is, like, the only day
338
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,574
some of these old people
get out of their house.
339
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,078
It's like they've got four years
of bottled-up stuff to talk about.
340
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,213
Guess who's in that line of fire.
341
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:12,217
Sorry, I just thought it'd be
nice to drop by and catch up.
342
00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:16,171
Oh, not you, mom. I'm
talking about the sad people.
343
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,373
You know, the ones who talk about, like,
344
00:15:17,425 --> 00:15:18,891
what they should have
done with their lives,
345
00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:21,377
but they didn't, and now it's too late.
346
00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:24,513
But you're not like that.
347
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,182
Hi, honey.
348
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,468
Hey. Hi. How, uh... how was work?
349
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,137
Jobs are great.
350
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,889
Very fulfilling.
351
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:37,393
Really? Did somebody come
in and buy all your guns?
352
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:40,028
If so, you might want
to tell the authorities.
353
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,980
Just grateful that I
have a job that I love.
354
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:44,199
And I know how frustrating
it is not to have that.
355
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,818
I appreciate you saying that, Mike.
356
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,809
And if you want to quit, I'm behind you.
357
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,537
Thank you.
358
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,988
But I would like to say one thing.
359
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,790
Oh, boy. Okay.
360
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,959
I-I don't think that you
should, uh, give them notice
361
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,794
till you have something else, you know?
362
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,962
You shouldn't let go of one thing
363
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,464
till you have something
better to grab onto.
364
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,800
It's like rock-climbing or wives.
365
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,802
I shouldn't be running away from something,
366
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:04,970
but running to something,
367
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,805
something I really, really care about.
368
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,474
And there's really no hurry.
369
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,117
I mean, you can do it anytime you want.
370
00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:11,059
I've got something.
371
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,395
Didn't take much time.
372
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,849
I want to teach.
373
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,267
I like that a lot.
374
00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:22,321
That means I could sleep with
a college professor... again.
375
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,574
Maybe this time, it'll
improve my grade a little.
376
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,912
Actually, I want to teach at a
place that I can do a lot of good.
377
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:30,920
I like that idea. It's great.
378
00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:32,865
I want to teach science at a
place that really needs me.
379
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,917
- Good.
- Yeah, like Taft.
380
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,586
Y-yeah, yeah. That...
381
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,254
What, uh... w-what do you think?
382
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,256
Yeah, well, you know, that's, uh...
383
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,709
For somebody else's
wife, that's a great idea.
384
00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,879
No, Taft is a place where a teacher
can really make a difference,
385
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,630
you know, l-like in "Dangerous Minds."
386
00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:49,965
Oh, you are not gonna win this argument
387
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:52,518
by citing the least sexy
Michelle Pfeiffer movie.
388
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,386
I didn't even know we
were having an argument.
389
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,721
You know what it'd be
like teaching at Taft?
390
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,022
- What?
- Picture this.
391
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,725
You walk into the classroom.
They're dissecting a cat.
392
00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:00,943
Okay. What's wrong with that?
393
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,028
It's English class! (Doorbell rings)
394
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,863
And it's your cat! Oh, stop.
395
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,532
It's a tough school. You're
gonna be disappointed.
396
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,699
You're gonna be real frustrated.
397
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,535
Yeah, you mean like at my job now?
398
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,703
Yeah, but for a lot less money.
Look, I'm just spit-balling here.
399
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,206
But what about, uh, training dolphins?
400
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,075
Hey. Hey.
401
00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:19,127
Hi. Hi, guys. Hi. Have you heard?
402
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,295
Yeah. Measure "C" lost.
403
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,914
How about a glass of commiseration?
404
00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:27,753
Of course. Yeah, it's a real shame
how this whole thing played out.
405
00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:29,254
Don't even try it.
406
00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,090
So what happens now, Carol?
407
00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:36,556
Well, Taft continues to limp along, test
scores drop, teachers leave, and on and on.
408
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:37,896
Mike: It's just a challenge.
409
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:41,183
I don't even think Michelle
Pfeiffer could handle this one.
410
00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:42,351
Oh, don't say that, Mike.
411
00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:44,019
If movies have taught us anything,
412
00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:46,688
it's that black people rely
on tough-talking white ladies
413
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:49,358
to step in and straighten out our lives!
414
00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:55,614
I was just telling Mike that I've
decided to become a teacher,
415
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:58,617
and that I might like to
teach at a place like Taft.
416
00:17:58,669 --> 00:18:01,036
(Both laugh)
417
00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:02,838
Seriously?
418
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,056
Seriously?
419
00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:06,542
See? Now you've gone
and upset the Larabees.
420
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:10,045
Listen, Carol, you told me you taught
421
00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:11,513
at a... at a
tough high school.
422
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,131
It's hard, right?
423
00:18:13,183 --> 00:18:14,800
Wait. You're not in favor of this?
424
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,519
Well, Vanessa, God bless you
for your commitment to our youth.
425
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,188
Listen, just tell her what it's like.
426
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,474
Don't sugarcoat it. Tell
her what she's up against.
427
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,861
Well, there were days
428
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,248
when I pulled into the teacher's
parking lot and just sat there,
429
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:32,034
resisting the urge to
put the car in reverse
430
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,536
and get as far away as I could.
431
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,822
See, now, that scene
wasn't in "Dangerous Minds."
432
00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:38,240
Okay, honey...
433
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:44,746
But then there was that day when a
kid that I would not give up on,
434
00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:48,667
a kid that I-I pushed
and demanded work from...
435
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,670
Walked into my classroom...
436
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:56,341
With an acceptance letter
from Stanford university...
437
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,678
He said, "thank you, Mrs. Larabee."
438
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,682
And then he shot you.
439
00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,857
It's not easy.
440
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,859
But you think I could handle it?
441
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,243
You handle him.
442
00:19:16,747 --> 00:19:20,999
Mike, I'm gonna do this.
443
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,335
I know you are.
444
00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:31,043
Let's open this up and celebrate! Yes!
445
00:19:31,095 --> 00:19:33,879
Hey, Mike! I don't need this.
I don't need this right now.
446
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:37,182
Hey, you know what?
No, no, sit back down. I...
447
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,518
Now that Vanessa's gonna be a teacher,
448
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,969
you know what else she's gonna have to do?
449
00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:42,521
No, what is it, Larabee?
What's gonna happen?
450
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,239
Join a union.
451
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,347
It's okay. It's good. I'm good. I'm good.
452
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,182
You know why I'm good? Because...
453
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:57,953
Because I love my wife, and
I want my wife to be happy.
454
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,955
Well, as a man who was
married to a teacher for years,
455
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,291
I can tell you the happy days
are few and far between, but...
456
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,745
You keep looking for the silver
lining in this thing, Baxter.
457
00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:09,314
Guys, we have an announcement.
458
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,383
We already heard this. How
much of that wine you had?
459
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,886
It's not about me.
460
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,256
I've decided to go back to teaching, too.
461
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,097
I think we found that silver lining.
462
00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:36,574
Well, your wish came true.
463
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:39,410
Is Peyton Manning on the
phone asking me to prom?
464
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:42,196
Measure "C" failed.
465
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:50,371
Oh, just like this picture you're drawing
of a dinosaur or a mountain range.
466
00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,541
It's a bowl of fruit.
467
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,544
Then this is all for the best. (Chuckles)
468
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,547
Yeah.
469
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,215
I guess.
470
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,551
(Band playing "America the beautiful")
471
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,553
(Indistinct conversations)
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