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David and I love hanging out
with our little ones,
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but sometimes it feels like our lives
are overrun by kid stuff.
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From the content we watch
to the food we consume...
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Would you like red or white
this evening, my darling?
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Well, I'm having fish sticks,
so... white.
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As requested.
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Ah, the good stuff.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Cheers.
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Even the places we go
are all about the kids.
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Oh, my God, Emerit.
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Are you guys just getting home too?
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- No.
- Oh, my God, Ren and I
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were at a sunrise dance party,
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and, like, honestly,
I've just never felt more alive.
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Can you feel my aura right now?
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Oh, I would, but we're actually
on our way to The Spaghetti Hole.
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- Oh.
- When I say
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"Spaghetti," you say "Hole."
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- Spaghetti.
- Hole.
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- Spaghetti.
- Hole.
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Hey, that's enough.
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Anyway, it's really good to see...
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And they're making out.
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All right, Spaghetti Hole.
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Babe, do you ever feel like
we don't go anywhere fun anymore?
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Are you a mind reader?
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Because it just so happens,
I have planned for us
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to go somewhere very fun this Friday.
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Take that, sunrise dance freaks.
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- Kev, oh, perfect.
- Kev?
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Hey, kids, come here for a second.
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Check this out. Ready? Check this out.
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- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey.
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- I got a treat for you.
- All right.
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Hold on to your hats,
'cause this Friday,
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we are going to see your favorite
Korean teen pop sensation, MYTEEN.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my goodness, how did you get those?
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It's been sold out for months.
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Let's just say I know
a guy who knows a guy
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who knows a Korean.
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Oh, and I wish we couldn't.
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- Oh, my God!
- They used to say life begins at 40,
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but mine just ended at 1:00 p.m.
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_
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Hey, guys, big Monday,
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so let's hit the ground running, yeah?
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Whoa... whoa.
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What happened to you?
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He hit the ground
running with this face.
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We went to a club opening.
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Worth it for a great night out.
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Damn, you guys had a good weekend too?
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I mean, it's one thing
for my hot neighbors to have fun,
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but you losers?
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Say, we're just as surprised as you are.
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The club was frickin' sick.
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Afterwards, I got in a scooter race
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with the CEO of Tinder,
and I "swiped" out.
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I'm pretty sure he
got injured on purpose
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so he doesn't have to go to meetings.
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Sometimes you gotta hurt
yourself to save yourself.
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Dare I ask how your weekend was?
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Well, it started out the usual way.
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My parents ditched us because, you know,
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they refuse to take the kids
for the weekend, ever.
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But we went to Spaghetti Hole,
where we had our own
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little celebrity sighting.
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Yeah, Mr. Reynolds, kids' principal.
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- He was there...
- Oh, my God, you gotta stop.
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Your life sucks.
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Oh, it's not that bad.
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This is just what everyone
with kids goes through,
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and then they move out of the house,
and you get your life back.
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I'm just doing the maths,
and by the time
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the baby goes to college,
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you'll be... what, 60?
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The next time I go into a club,
I'll have wandered in by accident.
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Better go in now before
your boobs have fallen
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and they can't get up.
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We're on the guest list for this Friday.
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You and David should go.
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I can't.
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We're taking the kids to a concert.
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Well, let us know
if you change your mind.
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We can't go.
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We gotta look after this little guy.
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I'm fine.
I can take care of myself, bitches.
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I just need, you know,
someone to help clip my toenails.
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Who's gonna jump on that grenade?
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Hoo-ooh.
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It was the night of the concert,
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and I couldn't help thinking...
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MYTEEN! MYTEEN!
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Only 17 more years of
these Friday nights.
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I can power through this, right?
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How great is that?
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Pom-pom for the mom-mom.
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Yeah. Hey, David, do you ever feel like
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we never just do anything
fun for just us anymore?
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Yeah, I get what you're saying,
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but we can fix that.
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I mean, how about tonight
after the concert,
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we come home, we get into bed,
we turn off the lights,
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and then we finally find out
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what all this "Game of Thrones"
fuss is all about?
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Here, take these healthy snacks.
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Don't eat that filthy concession food.
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I know a guy who got a hot dog,
then he got botulism,
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and then he died.
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Okay. Have loads of fun.
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And remember, if you need anything,
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don't call us.
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It's the freakin' weekend, baby,
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and Grandpa and I have a life.
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Check it out, you guys.
Who's always thinking?
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Concert fanny...
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so these are free to do a lot of this.
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Hey, MYTEEN.
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And that was it.
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If I didn't take drastic action,
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I'd be doing this every
weekend until I'm old.
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Hey!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
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Okay, there's no way for David and me
to get a night to ourselves.
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And like Griff said,
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you have to hurt yourself
to save yourself.
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- Are you okay?
- Oh. No, it's okay.
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I'm okay.
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- I'm just a little dazed.
- What happened?
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Oh, I just...
I ran outside to get something,
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and I just didn't realize
the door was shut.
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How did you not see the glass?
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It's so filthy.
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- You know, I should get...
- No, no, no, no, no, no. Do not get up.
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- You might have a concussion.
- Oh, but the kids' concert.
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I gotta take the kids to the concert.
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Don't worry about that. We'll take them.
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We'll keep them the entire weekend.
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Oh, bonus.
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David, you should take her
to get checked out.
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- Okay, I will.
- Yeah, Daddy's right.
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Kids, kids,
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hey, listen, I'm so sorry.
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You know what? You guys have fun, okay?
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And don't worry about Mommy.
I will be fine.
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- Okay, bye, Mom.
- Bye. Hope you get well.
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All right, Sonny,
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you're gonna need this.
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Go with God. Thank you.
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All right, I'm calling the doctor.
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Don't fall asleep. Keep your eyes on me.
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Whoa...
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David, we're going out.
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Yeah, we're gonna hit the clubs
harder than I hit that door, which...
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ooh, was actually pretty hard.
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I think I need to...
whoa, sit for just one sec.
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Worth it.
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You know, I feel like there
were probably other ways
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for us to get a weekend together
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other than you bashing
your brains into the glass.
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- Really, David?
- Yeah.
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What ways?
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Can you think of any other ways?
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Okay, I do see your point.
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And I would say,
in spite of myself, I am excited.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Babe, I wanna do the things
we used to do when we first met, okay?
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- Being adventurous.
- Mm-hmm.
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I wanna go to a club
and dance until last call
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and then come home, try to do it,
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but give up and then just pass out
and sleep until noon.
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I feel like we've, like,
fallen into a spaghetti hole
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and we're, like,
desperately trying to crawl our way out
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and right when we get to the top,
they just throw more spaghetti on us.
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Oh, my God, that is exactly how I feel.
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Baby.
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- Ooh, you know what?
- What?
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I'm gonna get myself all cleaned up...
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- Yeah.
- And I'm gonna put on
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some Michael Jordan cologne.
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- Yeah, you are.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh!
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Okay, you know what, babe?
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For not being in one of these things
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for, like, 13 years,
I'd say we look pretty hot.
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I agree.
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I mean, I think it's 'cause it's dark
and everyone looks good in the dark,
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but I will take it.
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Oh, sorry about that, Pops.
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All right, okay. He called me "Pops."
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- I know.
- Yeah.
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I mean, these kids are,
like, closer to Lily's age
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than to our age.
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I mean, like, mathematically closer.
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Okay, why are men using math
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to make me feel like crap this week?
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- Can we just dance?
- Okay.
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Yeah.
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- Tootsee Roll?
- Yeah, do it, bitch.
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No, you got it.
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I can't "to the left, to the left"
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or "to the right, to the right"
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with whatever this crap is.
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I'm just gonna... You dance.
I'll watch coolly...
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Hey, if he doesn't wanna dance with you,
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I'll step in, Mami.
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- Oh, um...
- Okay, that's my Mami.
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- Okay?
- That's...
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Yeah.
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I don't know about this vibe, Emet.
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I don't know.
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Ugh, David's being a drag.
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Okay, you know what?
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Why don't you go talk to
the DJ like you used to?
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- Musician to musician.
- Yeah, I used to do that.
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They respect someone who
speaks their language.
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- They do. Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Hey, hey.
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Right here, hey.
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Um, fellow musician.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, I was wondering,
do you have anything
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maybe a little funkier,
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like "Tootsee Roll," Black Eyed Peas,
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kind of a Fatboy Slim jam kinda thing?
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Is that a yes?
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DJ Robocall wants you to leave now.
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Uh, yeah, message received.
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Oh, I hate it here.
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Um, yeah, I think I'm done.
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- What? No.
- Yeah.
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Okay, David, listen to me.
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By the time Jake is out of the house,
we are going to be in our 60s.
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Can you please just
try to have some fun?
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- Please?
- Okay, fine.
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But just so you know,
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somewhere between
our first and third kid,
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we aged out of this.
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Or I did. You're still getting hit on,
which is good.
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I'm gonna get 1,000 drinks now.
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- Honey, no.
- Scuse me.
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Listen...
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Look at him.
He's doing the Charlie Brown walk.
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This night out is
really starting to suck.
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- Yeah, that was awesome!
- That was awesome!
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What do you say to Grandma and Grandpa
for taking you to the concert?
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Thank you, Grandma and Grandpa.
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I'm bored. Can we go to laser tag?
252
00:08:23,257 --> 00:08:26,660
No, not laser tag.
Fuddruckers for banana splits.
253
00:08:26,694 --> 00:08:27,961
I change mine. I want that.
254
00:08:27,995 --> 00:08:29,830
Hey, you're not home
255
00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:31,832
where your every whim is catered to.
256
00:08:31,866 --> 00:08:33,800
You know, people of our generation
257
00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:36,837
think children should fit quietly
into the lives of adults.
258
00:08:36,871 --> 00:08:38,471
So either go to bed, or help us prepare
259
00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:40,807
for the grown-up party
we're having later on.
260
00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:47,547
If I can't make David
feel better about himself,
261
00:08:47,582 --> 00:08:49,649
our fun weekend is screwed.
262
00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:53,753
Hmm, she looks hot and crazy.
263
00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:55,222
Getting an idea.
264
00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:57,357
Hi, hi, sorry. I'm Emet.
265
00:08:57,391 --> 00:09:00,527
You look like you could use
another... mojito?
266
00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:01,995
Oh, my God, yeah. I love mint.
267
00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:03,230
Who doesn't, right?
268
00:09:03,264 --> 00:09:05,165
- I'm Kylie.
- Hi, Ky-ky.
269
00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,234
Listen, see that guy over there?
270
00:09:07,268 --> 00:09:11,338
That is my husband, and he just needs
a little self-esteem boost.
271
00:09:11,372 --> 00:09:14,574
I got your drinks for the night
if you just flirt with him a little bit?
272
00:09:14,609 --> 00:09:17,677
That is the sweetest thing
I've ever heard in my whole life.
273
00:09:17,712 --> 00:09:19,112
Oh, I'm so glad. See, I love him.
274
00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:20,914
I just think he's in
a little bit of a rut.
275
00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:22,549
You ever been to The Spaghetti Hole?
276
00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:23,884
Yeah, I don't do that.
277
00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:25,085
Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry.
278
00:09:25,119 --> 00:09:26,519
That's just a restaurant.
279
00:09:26,554 --> 00:09:28,688
Anyway, doesn't matter.
He's a great guy,
280
00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:29,856
and we just need to pep him back up.
281
00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:31,458
Say no more. I got you, girl.
282
00:09:31,492 --> 00:09:32,859
Thank you, girl.
283
00:09:35,296 --> 00:09:38,899
Hey are you in my econ class at State?
284
00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,133
Me?
285
00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:42,769
Wow, I do look good in the dark.
286
00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:50,543
So what do you think of the
recent political climate?
287
00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:51,611
I think it sucks.
288
00:09:51,646 --> 00:09:53,413
Whoa, well said, young man.
289
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:55,815
You know, you're the kind of guy
that should be running things.
290
00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:56,950
True.
291
00:09:56,984 --> 00:09:58,418
Louie, it's almost bedtime.
292
00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,720
- Did you go pee-pee?
- Grandpa, please.
293
00:10:00,755 --> 00:10:02,255
We're discussing the state of the world.
294
00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:04,624
I'm sorry, Sai, where were we?
295
00:10:04,659 --> 00:10:07,460
Those animals ate all my tortilla chips.
296
00:10:07,495 --> 00:10:10,563
Now I have to dip into my
stash of airplane pretzels.
297
00:10:10,598 --> 00:10:12,799
Keep Pearl company.
298
00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,968
Hi, I'm Lily.
299
00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:17,404
You wanna know the
secret to keeping a man?
300
00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:18,772
I love secrets.
301
00:10:18,806 --> 00:10:20,941
Don't poop until he leaves for work.
302
00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:23,610
Good to know.
303
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,348
God, it really is hard to dance to this.
304
00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:31,207
Drop the beat already.
It's been, like, 15 minutes.
305
00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,253
On the other hand, my plan is working.
306
00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,488
David's finally feeling
good about himself.
307
00:10:35,523 --> 00:10:38,959
Oh, a little giggle, a little arm touch.
308
00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:41,194
He's flexing. Yeah, it's working.
309
00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:44,664
Now it's time to have a sexy,
fun night with my man.
310
00:10:44,699 --> 00:10:46,099
- Hey, hottie.
- Hey.
311
00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,133
- You look hot.
- Yeah?
312
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,635
Did I miss anything?
313
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:49,869
I don't know what you missed,
but I missed dat ass.
314
00:10:49,904 --> 00:10:51,104
Ooh.
315
00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:53,006
I don't know. I feel alive
316
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,375
and attractive for no particular reason.
317
00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,344
Yes, you're a genius, Emet.
318
00:10:57,378 --> 00:10:59,112
By the way, that Michael Jordan cologne
319
00:10:59,146 --> 00:11:01,181
is combining with your natural musk,
320
00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:03,950
and I am vibing it to the moon.
321
00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:04,828
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
322
00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:06,133
- You know who else liked it?
- Hmm?
323
00:11:06,154 --> 00:11:08,621
That girl you bribed to flirt with me.
324
00:11:08,656 --> 00:11:10,357
Her dad wears the same cologne.
325
00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:13,026
Damn it, why do they always
have to have dads?
326
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,361
You know, Emet,
I didn't think I could feel
327
00:11:14,395 --> 00:11:16,129
worse about tonight, but somehow
328
00:11:16,163 --> 00:11:17,864
you managed to make that happen.
329
00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:19,199
I'm done.
330
00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:20,633
Wait, wait, wait. David, come on.
331
00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:21,835
We got one free weekend
332
00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:23,370
that I ran into a door to get us,
333
00:11:23,404 --> 00:11:25,805
and you can't even try
to have a good time?
334
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,274
Maybe you're just not that fun anymore.
335
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:30,310
Wow.
336
00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:32,912
David, wait. I didn't mean it like...
337
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,383
Oh, great, now you drop the beat.
338
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,001
After David and I both
went to sleep mad,
339
00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:43,215
I was bracing myself.
340
00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:45,482
He has a way of pouting
with his whole body.
341
00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:46,677
Watch, I'm gonna touch him,
342
00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:50,280
and he's gonna do his
Taylor Swift shoulder roll.
343
00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:55,051
- Hey, morning.
- Okay, in my defense, I...
344
00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:56,686
Wait, are we not in a fight?
345
00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:58,221
I will admit,
I was pretty upset last night.
346
00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:01,624
I mean, I had a nightmare
that was one long scream.
347
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,793
But then I thought about it.
You're right.
348
00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:06,173
I have lost my sense of fun lately,
and I wanna get it back.
349
00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:09,499
So today I have something
amazing planned for us.
350
00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:12,402
Oh, honey, this is why I married you.
351
00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:15,405
- Okay, where are we going?
- It's a surprise.
352
00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:16,906
- Okay.
- Dress for adventure.
353
00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:20,143
Today you're gonna have
the best time of your life.
354
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:24,514
Today she's gonna have
the worst time of her life.
355
00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:26,750
Wow, paying a woman to flirt with you
356
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:28,518
- 'cause you're too boring.
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:12:28,552 --> 00:12:29,753
Your wife is off the deep end, man.
358
00:12:29,787 --> 00:12:31,154
Yeah, she says I'm not fun?
359
00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:32,989
She's not fun, and I'm gonna prove it.
360
00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,725
I'm gonna hold her feet to the fun fire
until she cries uncle.
361
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,160
Hey, do you want me to wear a wire?
362
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,928
'Cause I'm the perfect
body type to wear a wire.
363
00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:40,764
You can pat me down
and you don't feel nothing.
364
00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:41,998
No, I think we're good.
365
00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:43,533
Thank you for listening, though.
366
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,768
- Okay, we're almost there.
- Oh, my God,
367
00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:46,169
I can't believe you did this.
368
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:47,604
- Okay, stop, stop, stop. Okay.
- Yeah.
369
00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:48,772
- Ready to take it off?
- Yeah.
370
00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:50,406
And blindfold coming off, and..
371
00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:51,775
I am. I am. I am. I am. I am.
372
00:12:51,809 --> 00:12:54,277
Behold, the Dive Devil.
373
00:12:57,214 --> 00:12:58,078
You said you wanted adventures.
374
00:12:58,182 --> 00:13:00,216
We used to do this kind
of thing all the time.
375
00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:03,419
I mean, yeah, babe,
when we were stupid kids,
376
00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:04,621
but we're adults now.
377
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,456
Why would we do that to ourselves?
378
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,258
W-well, that's interesting,
379
00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:10,960
'cause when I felt out of
place at the nightclub,
380
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:11,928
I was not fun.
381
00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:14,130
But when you're a total
buzzkill at my thing,
382
00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:15,799
you're an "adult."
383
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,401
How convenient,
'cause you said I was not fun,
384
00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:21,070
but maybe you're not fun.
385
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,389
- You said we weren't in a fight.
- I lied.
386
00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:26,033
And I guess if I'm wrong,
you'll prove it.
387
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:29,212
So strap in, sister,
'cause we are going on this ride.
388
00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:33,917
I got it.
389
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:36,986
Hi, Virginia. Hi, Pearl.
390
00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:38,154
Hi, Lily.
391
00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:40,757
Sai, Pearl, did we have plans?
392
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,625
No, we have plans.
393
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,828
My man Sai's gonna teach
me how to play racquetball,
394
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,596
and then we're gonna hang
in the community center
395
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:47,997
and read obits.
396
00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:50,300
And I'm teaching the ladies dance moves.
397
00:13:51,108 --> 00:13:53,169
Five, six, seven, eight.
398
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,105
♪ We comin' to paint the town ♪
399
00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:59,409
I can't believe those geezers
stole our grandkids.
400
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:02,612
Excuse me, is the baby home?
401
00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:04,447
I wanna smell it.
402
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:05,982
Dear God.
403
00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,885
Hide Jakey and find her
something else to smell.
404
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:12,689
- Excuse me, David.
- Yes?
405
00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:14,858
I was just trying to
have a nice night out,
406
00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,442
which if anyone needs, you do.
407
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,677
Um, you listen to Kidz Bop
without the kids.
408
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:20,964
Yeah, it's all the beat
and none of the filth.
409
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,599
And if I'm not fun anymore,
410
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,701
maybe it's because you made me that way.
411
00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:26,536
- Me? How?
- Mm-hmm.
412
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,497
I used to be a musician,
I loved to travel,
413
00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:30,974
I auditioned for the
"Real World" so many times,
414
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,142
and I gave it all up so
I could get a stable job
415
00:14:33,177 --> 00:14:34,644
so that you could be an artist.
416
00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,179
And instead of appreciating that,
417
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:37,435
you're obviously bored by me.
418
00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:40,350
How dare you blame
our terrible life on me?
419
00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:41,718
- Mm-hmm.
- It's work.
420
00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,720
Yes, I know it's work. It's a marriage.
421
00:14:43,754 --> 00:14:45,622
- No, it's work calling.
- Oh.
422
00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:46,723
What?
423
00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:48,291
- Whoa.
- Hostile.
424
00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:49,459
That was very hostile.
425
00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:50,693
Sorry.
426
00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:51,895
I'm in the middle of a thing.
427
00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:52,896
Okay, what do you need?
428
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:54,054
So we're looking after Griff
429
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:55,388
while he heals from his fall,
430
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:56,666
and quick question:
431
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,869
can we give Griff
both acetaminophen and ibuprofen?
432
00:14:59,904 --> 00:15:01,304
Because we did that.
433
00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:02,739
Yes, it is fine.
434
00:15:02,773 --> 00:15:04,340
He will probably have
some odd-colored poop,
435
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,009
but what else is new?
436
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,877
Okay, listen,
while I have you guys on the phone,
437
00:15:07,912 --> 00:15:10,413
David just told me that he
gave up an exciting life
438
00:15:10,447 --> 00:15:11,881
so I could pursue my career.
439
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,483
I never knew he felt that way.
440
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,084
Wow, deep cut.
441
00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,020
I know, and at first, I was mad.
442
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,055
But now I think I did do that.
443
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:22,258
And I vaguely remember a
conversation 11 years ago
444
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:25,194
about flexible hours and
putting his dreams on hold.
445
00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:28,665
And now he's about to
ride this Dive Devil ride
446
00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:30,667
just to feel alive again.
447
00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:33,236
Christmas Day.
448
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,283
You guys.
449
00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:37,941
Emet, as a docile,
accommodating human being,
450
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:40,176
I recognize a brethren.
451
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,445
David's bluffing.
452
00:15:42,479 --> 00:15:44,948
- Wait, you think so?
- Uh, for sure.
453
00:15:44,982 --> 00:15:46,282
Last time we were at your house,
454
00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:47,583
he wouldn't even let
us stand next to him
455
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:48,952
while he lit the barbecue.
456
00:15:48,986 --> 00:15:51,854
There's no way he's going
on some thrill plunge.
457
00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:53,423
He's making a point.
458
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,191
Oh, my God, you're right.
459
00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:57,460
How dare he use my
accomplishments against me?
460
00:15:57,494 --> 00:16:00,029
Okay, you know what?
I am calling his bluff.
461
00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:01,898
And then he's gonna have to admit
462
00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:04,133
I'm not the reason he's boring; he is.
463
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:05,868
And then we can get a funnel cake.
464
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:09,135
Hey, guys. Hey, guys, my poop is blue.
465
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:10,330
You gotta see this.
466
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:11,419
Emet, we have to go.
467
00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:13,443
Yeah, we really have to see this.
468
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,445
Okay.
469
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,046
Pardon me.
470
00:16:17,081 --> 00:16:19,148
- Baby...
- Hmm?
471
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:20,316
You were right.
472
00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:21,651
- I was?
- Yes.
473
00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:24,587
I have been holding you
back all these years.
474
00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:25,502
And I'm sorry.
475
00:16:25,523 --> 00:16:27,724
You know what?
I am done being your anchor.
476
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,992
Let's go ride the ride.
477
00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:31,160
- Yeah?
- Yes.
478
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,662
- Excellent.
- Okay.
479
00:16:32,696 --> 00:16:33,896
Yeah.
480
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:34,738
Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
481
00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:36,257
Can you hold just one second?
Hold our spot.
482
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,268
- I'll hold it.
- Okay.
483
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:38,318
Not gonna move.
484
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:41,070
Gauntlet thrown. He's backing down.
485
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,172
Your plan was to take her on Dive Devil?
486
00:16:43,207 --> 00:16:44,207
That's brilliant, my friend.
487
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,542
No, she's supposed to bail,
488
00:16:45,576 --> 00:16:47,310
and then I'm gonna
turn the tables on her
489
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:50,013
and prove to her that she's
the one that's not fun anymore.
490
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:51,281
But she's not bailing.
491
00:16:51,315 --> 00:16:53,059
That's [bleep]. She's bluffing.
492
00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:54,317
I can tell and I'm not even there.
493
00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:56,386
She wouldn't take a risk like that;
she's a mother.
494
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,722
She makes you fly on separate planes
whenever you go anywhere.
495
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,291
O-M-God, you are right.
496
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,792
Oh, man, it is on.
497
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,327
She's playing chicken
with the wrong rooster.
498
00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:06,396
I'm so sick of that woman.
499
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,664
Okay, Kevin, come on.
500
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:08,698
I still love her. Take it easy.
501
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:09,866
I'm sorry. I know.
502
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,067
I came in too hot on that one.
503
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:12,302
It's fine. It's fine.
504
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,839
All right, empty bladder,
full heart, can't lose.
505
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,540
It's go time.
506
00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,576
- Um, what?
- Oh, yeah, we're next.
507
00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:22,312
Are you tingling? I'm tingling all over.
508
00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:23,713
So much tingling.
509
00:17:23,748 --> 00:17:25,248
Okay, called that wrong.
510
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:26,750
David wasn't faking.
511
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,162
Excuse me for a second.
512
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,727
Okay, David's not taking the bait.
513
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:35,853
I gotta go at him hard
and get off this thing,
514
00:17:35,877 --> 00:17:37,529
'cause there's no way
I'm gonna scream-pee
515
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,745
my way through this ride.
516
00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:39,636
You know what, David?
517
00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:41,314
You wanna quit your job
and become a musician,
518
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,649
just do it, okay?
519
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:44,077
- I support you.
- Fine.
520
00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:45,728
Monday morning,
I'm gonna call Sunway Airlines.
521
00:17:45,821 --> 00:17:48,222
Monday afternoon, I am back on the road.
522
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,012
- Great.
- Yeah.
523
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,742
Yeah, do it. You know what? Why wait?
524
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,826
Hey, just call 'em now.
We can get off this thing.
525
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,294
Yeah, if that's the way you want it.
526
00:17:54,328 --> 00:17:55,328
- It is.
- Fine.
527
00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:58,698
All right, folks.
528
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:01,334
Once you're up, the only way down
is by pulling the ripcord.
529
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:04,270
Enjoy your plummet into
extreme exhilaration.
530
00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:06,106
Cody, taking my break.
531
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,474
No, no, no, wait.
532
00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:08,975
Excuse me, I thought he was gonna bail.
533
00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:10,677
What? I thought she was gonna bail.
534
00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,846
He was definitely the bailer.
Please come back.
535
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,281
- I want out.
- I don't wanna do this one!
536
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:16,816
- What have we done?
- I don't know.
537
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:18,618
- What have we done?
- You did this.
538
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,030
Oh, my God, who's gonna raise the kids?
539
00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:22,021
- Oh, my God. My God.
- Okay.
540
00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:24,290
- Okay, oh, my God. Okay.
- Okay.
541
00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:25,358
- Don't move.
- No, no.
542
00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:27,026
- David?
- Yeah.
543
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:28,661
Our last conversation on Earth
544
00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,130
- c-can't be an argument, okay?
- Uh-huh.
545
00:18:30,164 --> 00:18:32,832
Look, I'm really...
I'm really sorry that you gave up
546
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,968
your dreams for me and that you...
you had to take
547
00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:37,303
some boring, stupid job because of me.
548
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,139
Sweetie, come on, let's get real.
549
00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,974
I took that job because there
was a dope benefits package.
550
00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,909
I mean, a 401(k) and dental?
551
00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:44,210
That is rock and roll to me, baby.
552
00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:45,812
I did not give up my dream job.
553
00:18:45,846 --> 00:18:49,716
I bet on life with you being more fun
than anything else, and it is.
554
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,218
Aw, baby, that is so sweet.
555
00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:54,854
I would kiss you, but I really
wanna stay very, very still.
556
00:18:54,889 --> 00:18:57,157
I only said all that stuff
because it really
557
00:18:57,191 --> 00:18:59,392
hurt my feelings that
you think I'm so boring
558
00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:01,394
that you had to hire
a girl to flirt with me.
559
00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:02,729
No, no, no, no, no.
560
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,397
David, I don't think you're boring.
I don't.
561
00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:06,599
I just got scared that we've
forgotten how to have fun
562
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:08,201
just the two of us, okay?
563
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:09,002
You know what?
564
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,770
It is not our fault. It's the kids'.
565
00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:12,539
It's their fault.
They're the boring ones.
566
00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:13,873
- So boring.
- Yes.
567
00:19:13,908 --> 00:19:17,043
Let's make sure that we take the time
to do these kinds of things more often
568
00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:18,745
so we never have to do
this kind of thing ever again.
569
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,713
Yes, that is a deal.
570
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,049
All right, you heard the guy.
571
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,752
Only way down is to pull the ripcord.
572
00:19:26,554 --> 00:19:27,620
Pull that ripcord, baby.
573
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,255
I love you, baby.
574
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,624
I'll see you in hell.
575
00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:40,934
You guys, I just had
the most amazing weekend
576
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:42,602
I have had in, like, forever.
577
00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:44,437
I mean, that ride was so fun.
578
00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:45,438
I'd never do it again.
579
00:19:45,472 --> 00:19:46,973
How was your weekend?
580
00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:48,481
The worst.
581
00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:50,476
We spent the whole thing
taking care of Griff.
582
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:51,711
It's thankless.
583
00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:53,980
He didn't want pizza for lunch
because he had it for breakfast,
584
00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:56,983
so I made him chicken nuggets,
which he didn't even touch.
585
00:19:57,017 --> 00:19:58,451
So guess who ended up eating them.
586
00:19:58,485 --> 00:19:59,619
Me.
587
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:00,954
And all he wanted to do was watch
588
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:02,989
the "Fast and Furious"
movies over and over.
589
00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:06,459
I cannot watch a car
Tokyo drift ever again.
590
00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:09,963
Guys...
591
00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:11,598
I've gotta go.
592
00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,799
- Coming.
- No.
593
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:15,768
Not you... Norman. I want Norman.
594
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,070
I went last time.
595
00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:18,471
Well, he's asking for you.
596
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,907
Damn, your lives suck.
597
00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:24,410
I don't want this weekend to end.
598
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:25,945
Okay, the weekend's about to end.
599
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,580
Put your neck brace on.
600
00:20:27,615 --> 00:20:28,848
Your parents are coming up
the driveway with the kids.
601
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:31,317
Ugh, fine.
602
00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:32,685
Oh, ow!
603
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,120
- Oh!
- Ow!
604
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:35,521
Real or fake? Real or fake?
605
00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:37,323
Ow. Very real.
606
00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:38,758
Oh.
607
00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:39,993
Oh, dear.
608
00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:41,361
Have you been there this whole time?
609
00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:45,098
- Uh...
- No, no, I just... fell again.
610
00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:47,934
Yeah, we were re-creating
what happened the other day, and...
611
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:49,602
Oh, save it, liars.
612
00:20:49,637 --> 00:20:51,004
Look what I found on the floor.
613
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:54,474
You tricked us into taking the kids
for the weekend, didn't you?
614
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,009
The picture.
615
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,378
Yeah, all right, we did.
616
00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:00,213
- Ready?
- Yup. Aah!
617
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:03,149
Look, kids,
please don't take it personally, okay?
618
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:07,153
Mommy just needed
a little time to dance.
619
00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:09,555
I get it, Mom. We danced too.
620
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,990
And we made some new friends.
621
00:21:11,025 --> 00:21:13,159
Can we please have them
over for a playdate?
622
00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,128
Yeah, sure,
we'll call their parents and set it up.
623
00:21:15,162 --> 00:21:16,362
Oh, their parents are dead.
624
00:21:16,397 --> 00:21:17,497
They died in the war.
625
00:21:18,732 --> 00:21:19,799
What?
626
00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:23,268
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