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- Cooper!
- Cooper!
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- Cooper!
- Cooper!
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Cooper!
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Oh, my God, Claire,
this is so exciting.
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I know. Thanks, Mom.
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I really appreciate you guys coming
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to my big restaurant opening.
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Oh, that. Right. Yay!
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But I was talking about the paparazzi.
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Uh-oh, an unidentified girlfriend.
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Who is she? It's Bonnie.
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So, what are we waiting for, anyway?
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Uh, Jake.
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He's looking for a parking spot
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because he refuses to pay for valet.
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Oh, I could've spotted him.
What does it cost?
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- Hundred bucks?
- Seriously, Cooper?
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Do you have any idea what stuff costs?
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Of course I do.
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Most things cost... one credit card.
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Found a spot.
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But it's three blocks away, and
I need coins for the meter.
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- You got coins? Give me coins.
- Oh.
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Why would you not just pay for valet?
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I'll tell you why, Cooper-nicus.
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It's a sexy little something
called "compound interest."
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You see, ten dollars saved today,
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invested wisely, can blossom into...
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Hey, Jake, I think
you're getting a ticket.
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No!
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Thank you.
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Claire, this is really cool.
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What the hell?
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What? Uh, what-what's wrong?
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None of this is what I designed.
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My stupid boss must've changed
the plans without telling me.
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Ugh, bosses, right? Aah.
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I mean, I assume. I've
never had a real job.
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Hey, Claire. Holy crap!
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Cooper James. Hey.
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If you don't mind, I'd
love to grab a selfie.
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My girlfriend's a huge fan,
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and this is gonna make the
rest of her dorm supes jeals.
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Oliver, um, what happened here?
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I thought that you said that I
had the lead on this design,
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and, and then you went and
changed all my ideas?
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Yes. Yeah, we decided
to go back to basics.
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But thank you for being
so chill about it.
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You know, this is what I love
about working with millennials.
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Even the ones on the older side.
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Well, I got two tickets:
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one for parking and one for jaywalking.
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Wow.
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Really showed those valet
guys who's stupid.
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Wow, Claire, this place is amazing.
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- Uh, Jake, maybe don't...
- Complimenting my girl here, Coops.
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Uh, back off. I mean,
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it's so Claire, right?
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- I mean, all this exposed brick.
- Jake, none of it is what I designed.
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It's disgusting.
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Seriously.
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I mean, what kind of idiot puts
an orange tree inside a bar?
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Actually, that's my one idea he kept.
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"Orange" you glad he did?
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Can we please just get out of here?
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Yes, yes. Your carriage awaits, milady.
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Hey, Jake, I think your
car is getting towed.
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No!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I just... I can't...
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I... Mm-mm.
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It just keeps happening.
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Okay? Oliver always says
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he wants to try something different,
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but then we end up going
back to his same old ideas.
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Don't worry, babe.
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That restaurant's terrible.
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To quote your dad on our wedding day,
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"I give it six months."
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You know, Claire, I can relate.
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When I was recording my second album,
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I wanted to try some different styles,
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but the label didn't let me veer
away from what was working.
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So what'd you do about it?
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Well, I put my foot down.
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You know, they wanted my hair long.
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I wanted it short, so I kept it medium.
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Looking back, it wasn't as
dramatic as it felt at the time.
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You know, maybe I should march
back down to that restaurant
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and demand that Oliver listen to me.
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He's probably still there trying
to explain to the waitress
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why his hair plugs are bleeding.
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Now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now,
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hold on, Claire. All right?
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You have to understand that
Cooper is a celebrity, okay?
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And we regular people can't
always play by his rules.
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Is this because you got scolded
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for walking down that red carpet?
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I wasn't scolded, Claire.
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I was tased.
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And if you act too rashly here,
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you might lose a steady
job with a good income
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that, combined with mine,
has us on track to retire
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in 25 to 31 years.
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But how can I expect
for things to change
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if I don't tell my
boss how I'm feeling?
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By facing your feelings head-on.
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And then squeezing them down
into a tersely worded e-mail
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ending in, "Let's grab a Corona."
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Okay. Hand me the computer.
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I just hope that Oliver gets Wi-Fi
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considering how far he
lives up his own butt.
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Okay. Okay. No-kay. Okay. Okay.
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How about I take the keys
so I can type this e-mail
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in "business" English
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and not "Roseanne Barr
on Twitter" English.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Um, dear assclown.
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"Dear Oliver."
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I would rather wear razor blade goggles
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than look at another
one of your designs.
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"I've learned a lot
from your sharp eye,
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"but I'd love to discuss
some new designs
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that I've been working on."
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You wouldn't know a fresh idea
if it popped up in front of you,
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like the sad penis you once
accidentally group-texted
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our whole staff.
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"I would love to soft-pitch you
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some new ideas for the company."
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Oh, my gosh. Jake, you're a genius.
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Oliver wrote back to say he would love
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to discuss things further with me.
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Wow! See, babe?
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I had a feeling he would respond better
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to not being called an assclown.
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Well, I am going in early to prep.
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Mwah. Thanks again for
all your support.
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Hey. I'm a human bra, baby.
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Hey, Jake. Do you have
a second to chat?
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Is it sex-related or money-related?
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I know I'm your go-to for both, so...
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It's... You're not...
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It's money-related. Ah.
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Ever since I've realized
I've been paying
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ten times what it costs to valet,
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I've been thinking, am I
out of touch with money?
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Hmm, let's see. Uh, how
many cars do you own?
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I don't know.
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Yep, you're out of touch with money.
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I grew up in a household
where money was tight,
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and now I don't even know
the value of a dollar.
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Would you be able to go
over my finances with me?
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I mean, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
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We can talk numbers and stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
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It's cool, though. Right this way.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, well, you dumbos pay
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for all the subscription
services, and we hear
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there is a new show on
about horny pirates.
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It's called All Hands on Deck.
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"Deck"? Oh, man, I misread that title.
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So, what-what are you guys up to?
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Well, I've realized I want to learn
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how to be more responsible
with my money.
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Cooper, this binder has graphs
tracking all your spending.
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Nerd.
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Breakdowns of all your revenue.
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Dork.
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So...
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once you get acquainted with all that,
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then, uh, tonight we can
talk about where we can
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make some cuts.
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Cooper, if you want some
real-life money tips,
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we are the people to help you.
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That's right. As young retirees,
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we've mastered the art
of stretching a dollar.
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We'll take you to happy hour
and give you some tips.
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That'd be awesome. Thanks.
We can take my car.
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Or we could each take one of my cars.
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I honestly don't know how many I have.
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And for those reasons,
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I really think that these designs
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can help us attract a whole
new batch of clients.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was focusing so hard
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on making it seem like
I was listening to you
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that I didn't hear a single thing.
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Oliver, I want more creative freedom.
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It's what you promised
me when I started here.
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Look, I understand being
frustrated at work.
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I had to put up with my
father for two whole years
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before he died and I
took over the company.
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I just need to know that I'm valued.
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'Cause if things don't change,
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I don't think I can keep working here.
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Claire, you're super talented.
We're lucky to have you.
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But just like my stepmother,
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you need to respect that I'm the boss.
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So nothing's gonna change.
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- I'm afraid not.
- Hmm.
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Okay. Well, um...
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- then I quit.
- Whoa!
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You can't just quit.
You're not my therapist.
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Oliver, you don't deserve
someone like me.
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I... I'm a really hard worker,
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and I have amazing ideas,
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and I'm going to find a design firm
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that appreciates all
that I can do for them.
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And now I'm gonna do
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what no woman in your
life has ever done:
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leave your room satisfied.
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So, like, so you-you quit your job?
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Like... like, like...
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like, like, quit, quit, or, like...
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like, quit, quit, quit?
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Like...
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I did. And quit saying "quit."
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- Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
- Look,
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I know that you are nervous
about the hit to our finances,
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but I had to do it.
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No, I... Girl, it's fi... it's fine.
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Money is just a state of mind.
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But also a thing that you exchange
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for food and shelter, so...
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Okay. Okay, okay. Luckily,
I am an accountant,
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and I have accounted for everything.
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Oh, you're about to pull
out a binder, aren't you?
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This binder...
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has a detailed plan
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of all of our potential
life-altering scenarios.
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Let's see what we got up in here.
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Okay, uh...
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"Earthquake," uh, "surprise triplets."
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Ooh.
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"I lose my hair."
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Ah, here we are.
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"One of us quits their job."
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"Good for you, Claire.
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Everything's going to be okay."
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Check.
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No, I've... I've already made a list
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of ten design firms that
I want to apply to.
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I-I'm actually really excited about it.
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Well, so am I.
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Uh, "Smile and hug her."
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Thank you. I know how
much you hate change,
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and so this must be a lot for you.
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It's all good in the hood.
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Which is where we'll be
living if we're not careful.
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But seriously, Claire, uh, I just
want you to know that, um...
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And this is off binder... uh...
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that I love you
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and I will support you no matter what.
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00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:23,131
Aw. Well, I appreciate the support.
256
00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:23,995
Hey.
257
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,694
I'm a human jock strap, baby.
258
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,542
Are you guys sure it's
okay to be eating here?
259
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,868
I feel bad since they didn't
use any of Claire's designs.
260
00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:37,643
Next financial lesson...
261
00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,330
Don't make sentimental
decisions about money.
262
00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:41,620
Half-price appetizers are
worth betraying your family.
263
00:11:41,645 --> 00:11:42,853
Mm.
264
00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,158
So, we've shown you
265
00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:46,131
the basics of money and
how much things cost.
266
00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:47,836
Now it's time to teach you how to save.
267
00:11:47,861 --> 00:11:49,235
Mm. That would be awesome.
268
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,035
Stars like me go broke all the time.
269
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,411
I don't want to end
up like Nicolas Cage,
270
00:11:52,436 --> 00:11:55,504
having to sell my dragon eggs so
I can keep my vampire castle.
271
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:59,096
Exactly, and the key is to save money
272
00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:01,138
and then invest it in a sure thing.
273
00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:02,958
How do you guys go about saving money?
274
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:03,952
Uh, lots of ways.
275
00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:06,741
Uh, hitting up happy hours,
only shopping on sales racks,
276
00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:08,648
just constantly looking for deals.
277
00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:10,570
Like how Bonnie and I love fancy meals,
278
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,022
but we hate paying for 'em.
279
00:12:12,047 --> 00:12:13,116
One technique we use is
280
00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,569
that Gerald will fake-propose to me,
281
00:12:14,594 --> 00:12:16,801
and then the manager
comps the whole meal.
282
00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:18,634
Does that free proposal
stuff really work?
283
00:12:18,659 --> 00:12:20,786
Does it work?
284
00:12:23,462 --> 00:12:24,978
- What?
- Bonnie Wheeler.
285
00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:26,861
- No!
- Will you make me
286
00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:28,387
- the happiest man in the world?
- Oh!
287
00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:30,779
Yes! Yes, I will marry you.
288
00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:37,968
Oh, what?
289
00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:39,041
Congratulations.
290
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,317
Thank you. Hey, we'd
love some champagne.
291
00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:44,498
Oh, and a tomahawk steak
for my blind son.
292
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,637
Hey, babe. You're home early.
293
00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:57,914
How was work? Oh, fine.
294
00:12:57,939 --> 00:13:00,440
I see you're still right where
I left you this morning.
295
00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:04,591
Don't know if I should kiss you
or check you for bedsores.
296
00:13:05,528 --> 00:13:07,115
Look, I know
297
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,251
that it has been a month
since I quit my job,
298
00:13:09,276 --> 00:13:10,871
but I had the best day.
299
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,607
I applied for four more jobs,
300
00:13:12,818 --> 00:13:14,805
I got new prints for my portfolio,
301
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,073
and... look... I...
302
00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:19,773
finally finished my vision board!
303
00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:22,353
What is that?
304
00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:25,086
- It's a vision board.
- Right.
305
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:27,241
I'm visualizing all the things
that I want in my life,
306
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,501
including a dream job,
and I am just hoping
307
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:30,971
that the universe will provide it.
308
00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:33,733
Ah, cool, cool, cool. Yeah.
309
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:34,998
It's a...
310
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,063
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
311
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:38,640
Vision boards have tons of
benefits, you know. I mean,
312
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:41,033
not medical or dental, but, yeah.
313
00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:44,412
They're... beneficial.
314
00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:46,976
Okay, look, I know that
this is stressing you out,
315
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,623
but my next career move
is a big decision.
316
00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:49,888
I need to be excited about it.
317
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,001
I'm not stressed! I...
318
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,977
It's not... I'm not.
319
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:59,269
I'm just gonna, you know, turn
these lights down a titch.
320
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,117
There we go.
321
00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,949
There's a reason why God put
the sun in the sky, Claire.
322
00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:04,363
Let's use it.
323
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,980
That's a little crazy, but okay.
324
00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:11,272
Not as crazy as spending money on AC.
325
00:14:11,297 --> 00:14:13,024
I'll tell you that.
326
00:14:13,945 --> 00:14:16,585
God made wind, Claire. Let's use it.
327
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:19,530
So, uh, any new job leads? Are we...?
328
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:20,795
Not yet, but
329
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,825
I am getting a lot of likes
on my Instagram page.
330
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:26,350
Oh! Instagram likes!
331
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,469
It's nice. Like
332
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:31,134
enough Instagram likes to
pay the gas bill, or...?
333
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:32,582
Just check it out.
334
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,509
Ooh, checking.
335
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,700
Checking it out, checking it out.
336
00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:39,387
Oh, you mean like from, uh,
@Hungry4Feet who wrote,
337
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,943
"Love the designs. Show me your feet."
338
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,789
Oh, oh, here's another sicko
sliding into your DMs saying,
339
00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:50,436
"You're very talented, and
I'd love to meet with you
340
00:14:50,461 --> 00:14:52,708
if you ever have any availabilities."
341
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,696
Keep dreaming, Heather Dean.
342
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,655
What? Wait. Heather Dean wrote that?
343
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,388
You know that pervert?
344
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,071
Jake, I have been trying
345
00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:07,511
to get an interview with her
this whole time! She's amazing.
346
00:15:07,536 --> 00:15:10,827
She's-she's like... she's like
my "guy who invented Quicken."
347
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,036
Dan Gilbert?! Write her back!
348
00:15:13,061 --> 00:15:14,627
Tell her you can meet right now!
349
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,052
- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah!
350
00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:17,157
- Okay.
- All right.
351
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,936
Oh, my God, I can't believe
this is happening.
352
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:19,468
Oh.
353
00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:21,320
She wants to meet with me?
This is crazy.
354
00:15:21,345 --> 00:15:23,237
Oh, my... I... I... I...
355
00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:25,539
- I got to go take a shower.
- Oh.
356
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,665
Uh, well, uh,
357
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:30,096
water isn't free, Claire, so, uh...
358
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:34,532
God made Febreze. Let's use it, okay?
359
00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:39,029
Thank you so much for driving. I
just want to be super prepared
360
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,287
- for this interview.
- Yeah, of course.
361
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:43,211
I was headed this way anyway.
362
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,484
Wait.
363
00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,794
What are you doing? The
office is two blocks away.
364
00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:48,960
Just picking up a friend.
365
00:15:48,985 --> 00:15:51,477
- Uh, there.
- What?
366
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,726
You Maggie?
367
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,318
- Uh, Jake?
- Yup.
368
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,280
What's going on?
369
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,671
Just getting my side hustle on
370
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,549
to support the old income, okay?
371
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,108
This is crazy.
372
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,182
How is this crazy? I'm
supporting your dreams.
373
00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:10,983
Chill out. I'm trying to
protect my five-star rating.
374
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:13,721
Hey, uh, there's mini
bottles of water back there
375
00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:15,407
- if you're thirsty.
- I'm good.
376
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,304
Ooh. But do you have gum?
377
00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:19,770
I'm meeting a guy and
hoping to make out.
378
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,421
Oh.
379
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:23,578
Maggie.
380
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:26,178
Give her your gum.
381
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:29,260
But I'm down to my last piece.
382
00:16:29,285 --> 00:16:31,717
Five stars, babe.
383
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:35,128
Here.
384
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:40,037
All right, good luck, Claire.
385
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,195
You're gonna crush this interview
386
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,276
because you're amazing.
387
00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:45,165
Can we get going here?
388
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,244
My guy's wife is gonna be home soon.
389
00:16:50,851 --> 00:16:53,471
So, after a month of
hitting up happy hours,
390
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,262
shopping only at sales racks, and
391
00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:58,080
three fake proposals that really
threw Us Weekly for a loop,
392
00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:01,357
thanks to you guys I have saved
393
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:03,277
- this much money.
- Holy crap, dude!
394
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,340
If you offered me this
much at a casino,
395
00:17:05,365 --> 00:17:06,922
I'd give you my wife.
396
00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:11,998
Between you and me, his
real price is much lower.
397
00:17:13,404 --> 00:17:15,070
- Claire.
- Hey.
398
00:17:15,095 --> 00:17:16,226
How'd your interview go?
399
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:17,948
Sorry I couldn't pick you up, babe.
400
00:17:17,973 --> 00:17:18,974
Got caught
401
00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:20,462
on a ride back from LAX.
402
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,531
Sherry's out here visiting
her boyfriend, and, uh,
403
00:17:22,556 --> 00:17:23,579
I didn't have the heart to tell her
404
00:17:23,604 --> 00:17:24,649
that he's stringing her along.
405
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:26,559
I mean, if he was just
serious about her,
406
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:28,690
he would, like, commit.
You know what I'm saying?
407
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,928
More importantly, how
was your interview?
408
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:36,278
Um, it was amazing.
409
00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:38,000
Heather and I totally hit it off,
410
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:41,525
she loves my designs, and...
she offered me a job.
411
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:48,724
Which is
412
00:17:48,749 --> 00:17:50,624
why I pulled out our fancy champagne
413
00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:52,514
that we've been saving
since our wedding day!
414
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,603
Okay.
415
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:55,720
Thanks, but I didn't take it.
416
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:59,756
Oh! Come on.
417
00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:04,345
Won't go.
418
00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:07,357
What-what-what happened, Claire?
419
00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:09,103
It turns out that Heather used to work
420
00:18:09,128 --> 00:18:11,598
at a crappy firm just like me,
421
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,771
but then she decided
to go out on her own,
422
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,063
and now she's killing it.
423
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:18,289
And while I was hearing
this, it hit me.
424
00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:22,008
I can either keep helping other
people execute their visions
425
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,382
or I can finally start
executing my own.
426
00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:27,240
So... here goes.
427
00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:30,158
Jake, I want to start my own company.
428
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:31,310
And I know that this
429
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,686
is gonna throw a wrench in
our whole life plan, but...
430
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:35,189
I think it's a great idea.
431
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,770
What's that?
432
00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:39,678
You're ready for this.
433
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,642
While I was at LAX, waiting for Sherry,
434
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,176
I was scrolling through your Instagram,
435
00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:46,139
and, Claire, your stuff is amazing.
436
00:18:46,409 --> 00:18:48,776
You should be doing your own thing.
I mean, look.
437
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,338
Look at your vision board.
438
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,108
Check this out.
439
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,539
There's a woman standing
on top of a mountain.
440
00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:57,455
You clearly want to be your own boss.
441
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,336
- I do. I do.
- Yeah.
442
00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,294
Um, though the mountain just meant
443
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,888
I wanted to start hiking more.
444
00:19:03,915 --> 00:19:06,127
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:08,556
Well, what about the, uh, queen
looking over her people?
446
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,236
- Oh, I just like her bangs.
- Oh, come on.
447
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,378
Claire...
448
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:17,169
what I'm trying to tell you is
that I believe in you, okay?
449
00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:19,128
And, uh...
450
00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:22,548
as scared as it makes me to
stray away from our plan,
451
00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:25,006
I, uh... I know that some day
452
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,000
this will be a risk I'm glad you took.
453
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,614
Oh, thank you. Mmm.
454
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,594
And I actually do have some ideas
455
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:36,290
of how we can cut back
our expenses even more
456
00:19:36,315 --> 00:19:39,725
until, uh, I get my
company on its feet.
457
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,363
We could, um, make a binder.
458
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,199
Oh. Claire,
459
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,822
your parents are in the room.
460
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:49,316
- Oh.
- Congratulations.
461
00:19:49,341 --> 00:19:50,253
Thanks, Mom.
462
00:19:50,278 --> 00:19:51,688
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
463
00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:03,249
You know, Claire, if it helps,
464
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,429
I'd love to use some of the money
465
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,789
that I've saved this month to
help jump-start your business.
466
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,711
Oh, well, that's-that's really sweet,
467
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:10,927
but I would not feel
comfortable taking your money.
468
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:11,923
She doesn't speak for all of us.
469
00:20:11,948 --> 00:20:13,415
Honey, think up a company fast.
470
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,486
Uh, uh, uh... Netflix for shoes.
471
00:20:18,603 --> 00:20:20,035
To be clear, I'm not just
giving you money, Claire.
472
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:23,071
I'm making a bet on a sure thing.
Totally different.
473
00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:24,914
Are you saying you want to invest?
474
00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:26,472
Vests, sweaters.
475
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,527
Wear whatever you want.
You're the boss.
476
00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:31,826
Eh, I like the sound of that.
477
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
478
00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:35,617
and as your husband
and your accountant,
479
00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:38,043
I have to say this is an
incredible opportunity
480
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,249
for you both.
481
00:20:39,274 --> 00:20:41,430
I just have one question to ask.
482
00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:43,120
Yes, Jake, you can do
my company's taxes.
483
00:20:43,145 --> 00:20:45,939
Yeah! Yes!
484
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,392
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool,
485
00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:50,486
you know what I'm saying?
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