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Why did I ever decide to
redecorate my bathroom?
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They give you about
1,000 decisions to make.
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After a while, you can't
even tell the colors apart.
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Roz, perhaps my
discerning decorator's eye
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could be
of some assistance.
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Let me see here.
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This one's Ecru,
that's Eggshell
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and this, of course,
is Navajo white.
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Very good, Frasier.
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Now, let's see how you
do on the color side.
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You know, Roz,
I do hope
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you don't spend
your entire vacation
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redecorating, you know.
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You should get out,
you know, have some fun,
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maybe take a cruise.
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You don't want to stay
in your apartment
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cooped up with a bunch
of sweaty workmen.
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Bon voyage.
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Thank you,
and don't worry.
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Chuck Ranberg said
he'd take over...
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Absolutely not, Roz.
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The man's
speech impediment
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made me giggle
all week long.
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Show a little compassion.
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Oh, come on. You try dealing
with a call screener
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who says, "Dr. Cwane, we have
a kweptomaniac on line thwee. "
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Well, who do you
want to use?
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Actually,
I was thinking
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of reaching out
to the community.
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You know, I was guest
speaker last month
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at a program
called Second Start.
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They offer career training
to people who are stuck
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in tedious, low-paying jobs,
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and, uh, well,
I thought I'd give the job
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to one of those students.
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That's a great idea, Frasier.
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It sounds like a great program.
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Oh, dear,
there's Chuck Ranberg.
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Roz, you've got
to tell him
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he doesn't
have the job.
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Why can't you
tell him?
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I'm sorry.
I can't hear the man speak
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without descending
into giggles.
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Oh, you are such a child.
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Roz, just...
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Chuck, how's
it going?
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Oh, tewible, Woz.
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My wife was in
the cawibbean
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and she weft me
for a wastafawian.
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You know,
we have a couple of minutes,
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before the show, so listen,
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tell me a little bit
about yourself.
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How did you get
interested in broadcasting?
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Well, after I got laid
off from the bakery,
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I guess I had
some free time,
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so I took a few different
night school courses,
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and when I got
to the one in radio,
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it all clicked.
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Oh, well, now,
isn't that funny.
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You know, I had almost
exactly the same experience.
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I first discovered psychiatry
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in Dr. Bagely's epidemiology
seminar at Harvard.
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Except I bet you
didn't walk through
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a metal detector
to get to class.
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No, no, but you know,
I did have to pass under
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a dangerously
unbalanced portrait
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of Alfred Adler in the rotunda.
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We are practically
separated at birth.
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Oh, ten seconds, Mary.
Here we go.
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I'm so nervous.
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I don't know
what to do.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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Just relax.
Okay.
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Hello, Seattle.
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane,
and I'm listening.
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I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to introduce someone
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who's going to bring
her own flavor to the show
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this week while Roz
is gone.
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Say hello
to Mary Thomas.
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It's great to have you
with us, Mary.
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You know, we want to get
right to your calls, folks,
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so we'll be right back
after this.
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Mary, uh...
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I should mention that
you should feel free
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to speak on the air.
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You know, Roz often chimes in
from time to time.
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Oh, I can't believe
I messed up so quickly.
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No, no, no, not at all, not at all.
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Promise me you'll speak up
when it feels right.
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I will.
Okay, great.
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I'm sure you have
excellent instincts.
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Five seconds.
Right.
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And we're back.
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All right, Mary,
who's our first caller?
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Maria.
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Uh, she's 36 years old.
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Married five years,
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and her husband's been
staying late at the office
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so he can be
with his secretary.
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That's the way to do it.
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I mean, uh... I...
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Sorry, Maria.
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Uh,
I'm listening.
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Oh, hi, Dr. Crane.
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Anyway, he's having an affair
and it's not his first.
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This has been going on
since we were newlyweds.
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How do I get him to change?
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Well, Maria, you,
of course, know
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that it's impossible to force
anyone to change,
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but you can work
to change yourself.
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Usually women
who tolerate
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this sort of behavior
from their husbands
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are suffering from
low self-esteem issues.
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Now, you may need
some counseling
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to resolve those issues.
Let me ask...
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May I say something?
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Yes.
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Maria, Dr. Crane
is right.
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You must make
a change.
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And the first thing you change
is the lock on your front door.
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What?
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Oh, listen, there's
plenty of time
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for counselors,
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but at 6:00, locksmiths
start charging extra
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so you get on it, girlfriend.
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You know,
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my Grandpa Willie used to say,
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"Nothing stops a man
from playing the field faster
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than a night out on the lawn. "
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Okay? Okay.
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Oh, thank you, Grandpa Willie.
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Look'ee here, Tony,
you're 35 years old.
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Now, your parents only
had you for the first 18,
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so if you want to start
blaming someone,
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maybe you need to
blame yourself.
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Okay? Okay.
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Actually, chronic rage problems
usually stem from...
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Oh, Dr. Crane,
we're all out of time.
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So we are.
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Well, then,
this is Dr. Frasier Crane
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saying good-bye, Seattle
and good mental health.
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And tune in
tomorrow!
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Hello, Daphne.
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Well, Dr. Crane,
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you're in
a good mood today.
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Hm-mmm. After six long weeks,
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I have finally received
my yellow belt.
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Well, aren't you lucky.
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I ordered some mauve capri pants
two months ago,
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and I'm still waiting.
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No, no, no.
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As this handsome certificate
will attest,
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I finally attained
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the second level
of kickboxing.
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Oh, congratulations.
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What made you take up
kickboxing?
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Well, in order to protect Mel.
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As you know,
she's a plastic surgeon.
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She has a habit of slipping
her card to total strangers
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who she feels could use
her services.
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So far, no harm done but...
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It's only a matter of time
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before you get
your lights punched out.
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Exactly.
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It almost happened last week
with Marjorie Dunsmore.
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Luck was on our side,
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but next time there might not be
a walker to kick over so...
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But I think Dad
will be properly impressed
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when I demonstrate
my precision footwork.
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Whoa!
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That's very impressive, Dr. Crane.
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You know, I just remembered
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the Chihuly
needs a good dusting.
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Daphne, I thought you
cleaned that yesterday.
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Oh, did I?
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Hello, Niles. What
brings you here?
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Here to demonstrate
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my newly acquired
feet of fury.
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Carry on, Daphne.
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Oh, Frasier, Frasier...
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who was that woman
on your show today?
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Oh, that was
Mary Thomas.
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She's filling in
for Roz this week.
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Seemed to me like she
was filling in for you.
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You're normally
so particular
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about what happens
on your show.
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I'm surprised you let her
go on like that.
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Well, I started to say something
and then I thought, well...
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oh, it just...
might be very condescending.
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I know why you
didn't say anything.
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'Cause she's black.
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Oh, that's ridiculous, Dad.
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Race has nothing to do with it.
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Oh, come now,
Frasier.
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You can't deny a certain measure
of guilt
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living as you do in your
exclusive, lily-white world.
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Niles, owning the CD
of "Ella sings Gershwin"
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does not qualify you
as a soul brother.
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You know, Fras,
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there's such a
thing as being
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too sensitive
about this stuff.
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Now, if it was Roz blabbing on
instead of this Mary,
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you'd tell her to put
a sock in it, right?
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Well, I suppose so,
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but, you know, this
is different, Dad.
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She's just starting out.
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I didn't want to squelch
her enthusiasm.
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Because she's black.
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Dad, please, will you
just stop saying that?
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Anyway,
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I just have to deal with it
for a week till Roz gets back.
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Black.
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Stop it!
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My first roommate at Yale
was black.
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Huntington Treadwell III?
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He's hardly representative
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of the African-American
experience, Niles.
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His father was a pioneer
in Selma and Montgomery.
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Yes, I believe
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he built golf courses
all over the South.
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Oh, speaking of golf,
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Dad, I've become quite
the sportsman myself.
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Oh.
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What do you think
of that?
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Oh, it's very
nice, son.
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But calligraphy
really isn't a sport.
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It's more of a craft.
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No, no, no, this is...
this is for kickboxing.
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I finally reached
yellow belt status.
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Hey, what do you know?
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I'm proud of you.
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No, come here.
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Well, you know,
it requires a lot of talent.
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You know, you have to have
timing and balance...
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the ability
to strike
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and instantly
retreat.
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So, you kick them
and then run away?
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Yes, yes.
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My instructor says
I'm a natural. Yes.
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Can I show you
something?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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I'll show you a...
I'll show you
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a roundhouse
kick, all right?
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You sense
your assailant's presence.
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You feel your body
in the space.
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Where your opponent is.
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And when you're ready...
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you strike!
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What have I done?
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Are you all right,
Daphne?
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Yes.
Really?
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No. I landed on my wrist.
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It's really throbbing.
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Oh, go get her
some ice, Niles.
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00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:39,477
You know, Dad,
258
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,330
perhaps you're right.
259
00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,149
Maybe I am too sensitive.
260
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,985
Daphne, could you
get that, please?
261
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,690
Gabe, you must remember
that compulsive shopping
262
00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:51,656
is an addiction.
263
00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:54,026
There are no simple solutions.
264
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,428
Oh, I've got one.
265
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,298
Cut those credit cards up
right now.
266
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,798
Okay? Okay.
267
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,633
Thanks, Dr. Mary.
268
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:06,806
Uh... you know, I hate to be
a stickler here, Gabe,
269
00:10:06,841 --> 00:10:09,141
but as Mary would be
the first to point out,
270
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,142
she is not a doctor.
271
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,794
Oh, I don't mind.
272
00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:12,910
Oh, call me Dr. Mary.
273
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,716
You know, Latifah's not
a real queen, right?
274
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,153
Oh, you know what, doll babies?
275
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,822
We're all out of time
for today.
276
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:26,991
So we are.
277
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,695
Well, then,
this is Dr. Frasier Crane...
278
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,530
And Dr. Mary!
279
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:38,537
...saying good-bye, Seattle
and good mental health.
280
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,608
Hey, guys!
Oh, Kenny.
281
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,878
Just checking in to see
how things are going.
282
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,178
Are you kidding?
283
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,215
This is a dream
come true.
284
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,618
So, uh, you and Mary?
285
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,222
What do you
think of her?
286
00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:57,488
Be honest.
287
00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,291
Well, I genuinely like her.
288
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,129
She's delightful
and... and... and dedicated.
289
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:06,430
And?
290
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,865
Well, uh...
291
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,803
she does have a tendency
to sort of jump right in there
292
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:11,769
whenever she likes, you know,
293
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,807
and frankly, her method
of solving problems
294
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,760
is totally different
than mine.
295
00:11:16,795 --> 00:11:18,678
Yeah, I'm nuts about her, too.
296
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,031
The contrast between you guys...
297
00:11:22,066 --> 00:11:23,683
that's what get things
crackling.
298
00:11:23,718 --> 00:11:25,184
I always thought your show
299
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,187
was the gold standard
of radio shrink chatter,
300
00:11:28,222 --> 00:11:30,156
but this last week
has been even better.
301
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,491
You think so?
302
00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:32,757
Absolutely.
303
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,759
In fact, the boys upstairs
304
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,662
would like to make you two
a permanent team.
305
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,631
Ah... who
am I kidding?
306
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,566
There are no boys upstairs.
307
00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:41,534
I just love this show.
308
00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:43,903
Okay?
309
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,388
This is so exciting.
310
00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:47,506
I cannot believe it.
311
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,839
Me neither.
312
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,107
And don't you
worry about Roz.
313
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,445
I'm just going to switch her
over to Gil's show.
314
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,411
The hours are better,
315
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,448
and I'll even throw in
a 20% raise.
316
00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:56,716
This is going to be great.
317
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:57,915
I bet you within a month,
318
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,419
you guys are going to have
the hottest ratings in Seattle.
319
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:01,320
Oh, this is so wonderful.
320
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:02,388
Thank you, both.
321
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,290
I'm going to go
call my parents.
322
00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:06,123
Uh, listen, Kenny...
323
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,160
I know what you're
feeling right now, Doc,
324
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,695
and let me save you
the trouble.
325
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,664
Come here, big guy!
326
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,500
I want some, too.
327
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,480
Everything comfy, Daphne?
328
00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:28,446
Here you are.
329
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,982
This quiche should hold you
till dinner.
330
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:30,948
Oh, Dr. Crane,
331
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,985
you really don't need
to fill in for me.
332
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,218
It's just
a sprained wrist.
333
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,988
I'm perfectly capable
of cooking dinner.
334
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,621
The hell you are.
335
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,925
Daphne, it is the least
I can do, believe me.
336
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,692
Until you're
fully recovered,
337
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,912
consider me
your full-time stand-in.
338
00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:46,023
Uh... oh,
which reminds me, Dad,
339
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,100
I rented
your favorite video.
340
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,469
Death Wish.
341
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,237
Oh, I'll get your beer.
342
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,274
I'm just frosting the mug
in the freezer
343
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,073
the way Daphne does.
344
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,476
I never frost
your beer mug.
345
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,479
Oh, be quiet,
will you?
346
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:01,412
He's feeling very guilty,
347
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,599
and we have to help him work
through it.
348
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,716
That is just baloney
and you know it.
349
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,753
Shame on you,
taking advantage of your son.
350
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,487
I don't know how you sleep
at night.
351
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,790
Well, pretty good
since he started putting
352
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,626
a mint on my pillow
and a cup of cocoa by the bed.
353
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:16,260
He never
leaves me cocoa.
354
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,430
You have to fill out
that little card.
355
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,331
Oh.
356
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,834
Oh, Fras.
357
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,571
How'd the show go?
358
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,745
It was very educational.
359
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:37,750
Today, Mary taught us
how to manipulate our husbands
360
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,752
by withholding sex.
361
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,521
And she taught us
362
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,624
how to lie to our children
about the past.
363
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,227
Boy, that Dr. Mary
sure goes on and on.
364
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,527
For the last time...
365
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,597
she isnota doctor
no matter how many times
366
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:52,563
she refers to herself as one.
367
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,850
A cat can have kittens
in the oven
368
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:57,102
but that don't
make 'em biscuits!
369
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:07,179
Dear... God,
now I'm quoting Grandpa Willie.
370
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,448
For heaven's
sake, Frasier,
371
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:09,647
why don't you
justtalkto her?
372
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,650
Well, it's a delicate
situation, Niles,
373
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,150
for God's sake.
374
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,652
I mean,
it's not all that easy.
375
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,689
I mean, she is new to the field,
she's sensitive,
376
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,190
she's-she's eager
to please...
377
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,075
She's black.
378
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,425
Dad, please!
379
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,729
You know damn well that's what
this whole thing's about.
380
00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:25,030
I don't know
what the big deal is.
381
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,963
If she's talking too much,
382
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,332
just tell her
to shut her big bazoo.
383
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,735
Oh, really, and how do you
suggest I accomplish that
384
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,101
without sounding like
a complete bigot?
385
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,088
Well, perhaps a little
diplomacy is in order.
386
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,040
Oh, are you saying
I should just choose my words
387
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,542
more carefully, is that it?
Yeah, exactly.
388
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,942
Oh, fine, fine.
389
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,879
All right, Niles,
just exactly how would that go?
390
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:41,680
Why don't you play me
and I'll be Mary?
391
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,649
All right, uh, Mary...
392
00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:45,985
Frasier.
393
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,753
I- I've been meaning
to speak to you.
394
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,258
Uh, you know, people listen
to the show formyexpertise.
395
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,544
Oh, so, my opinion's
not worth anything?
396
00:14:54,579 --> 00:14:56,438
Well, I'm the one
with the medical degree.
397
00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:58,297
All right, now,
I want you to contribute
398
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,530
but only up to a point.
399
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,334
So you want me to stay
in my place... massa.
400
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,140
She's not going to say "massa. "
401
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,645
What, am I getting too uppity
for you... you sherry-swillin',
402
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,647
opera-lovin',
Armani-wearin' elitist.
403
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:16,580
You have no idea
how difficult it is
404
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:20,552
for a black woman
in a white man's world.
405
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,021
Frasier...
406
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,491
I don't think so!
407
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,361
Look at me.
This is ridiculous.
408
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,732
I have walked myself
straight into a minefield!
409
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,033
Listen, Frasier,
410
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,002
I know you're trying
to be sensitive,
411
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,072
but you're not showing
this woman any respect
412
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,591
if you're not
as honest with her
413
00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:43,075
as you would be
with someone else.
414
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,577
Right.
This isyourshow.
415
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,010
When she gets her own show,
416
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,479
she can say
whatever she wants.
417
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:50,814
Wait a minute.
418
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:51,849
You know what, Dad?
419
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,384
You may be on to something,
there.
420
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,854
Gosh, I don't know why
I didn't think of that myself.
421
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,123
You know what?
I'm just gonna call Kenny
422
00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:58,357
and tell him to give her
her own show.
423
00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,823
They're looking
for a replacement
424
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,160
forLet's Go Camping
with Dan and Jenna.
425
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:01,961
What happened to them?
426
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,047
They don't know.
427
00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:06,063
Kenny, it's Frasier.
428
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,366
Listen, I've been thinking.
429
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,332
You know what?
430
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,833
I- I think I'm holding Mary back.
431
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,053
Yes, I mean, you know,
a talent like hers
432
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:14,239
should not be stuck
in a producer's chair.
433
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,540
He agrees with me.
434
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,577
Oh, I'll tell you
what you do.
435
00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:19,543
You snap out of it.
436
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,912
You know why you're afraid
to get married?
437
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,783
You think there's some roomful
of hootchie-mamas out there
438
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,283
just waiting for you
439
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,319
in case you don't want
to do the right thing.
440
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,320
Let me tell you something,
441
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,322
the only thing
you're missing out on is
442
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,789
a lot of cold
and lonely nights,
443
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,826
and I tell you what,
there's not one person out there
444
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,594
that will disagree with me
on that.
445
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,396
Ido.
446
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,066
I don't think he deserves
that girl,
447
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,603
and if he's not man enough
to take that leap of faith,
448
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:46,472
then she's better off
without him.
449
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,771
Louise,
is you trippin'?
450
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,109
"Trippin'"? Girl, they've
been together for 14 years.
451
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,408
They got four kids.
452
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,410
You got to get married.
453
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,912
He needs
to do the right thing.
454
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,448
What are you trying
to tell that man?
455
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,182
You ain't
never been married.
456
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,985
Oh, no. Oh, no. Hello, I'm Dr. Mary.
457
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,920
Hello. I'm not trying to hear
you. I don't see a Dr. Louise...
458
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,827
Hello.
459
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:10,794
Hi, Roz.
460
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,296
Hey, Frasier.
461
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,833
Listened to your show for
about 20 minutes today.
462
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,200
I didn't even
hear your voice.
463
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,438
Well, I'm playing
a diminished role these days,
464
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,138
although, still,
an important one.
465
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:25,544
I am the glue
that... holds the show together,
466
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:28,047
or as Mary said in her intro...
467
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,550
"The filling
in our little Oreo. "
468
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,721
Well, it's no picnic
working with Gil, either.
469
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,591
You know that little joke
he makes before every show
470
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,593
that his taste buds are insured?
471
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,461
Mmm.
They really are.
472
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,194
Oh.
473
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,097
Guess who had
to take the claims photo
474
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,966
after he ate a hot slice
of pizza?
475
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,135
Oh... God, Roz,
476
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,470
I'm so sorry.
477
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:51,735
You should be.
478
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,772
Go away for a week and you
give away our whole show.
479
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,039
Yes, I know...
480
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,673
Oh, Lord,
there she is.
481
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,144
You know what? I could've nipped
this whole thing in the bud
482
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,613
if I'd just been honest with her
from the beginning.
483
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,080
You know what?
484
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,584
Perhaps the time has come for me
to just tell her the truth.
485
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:08,087
Well... sounds like an
intense conversation.
486
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:09,589
Think I'll get
out of here
487
00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,056
and give you
a little room.
488
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,024
Thank you, Roz.
489
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,460
Roz...
490
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,495
Hey there, partner.
491
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,033
Is there room for one more
at the doctors' table?
492
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,499
Of course, Mary.
493
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,537
Listen, th-there's something
I- I want to talk to you about.
494
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,837
Oh, I don't doubt it. Uh...
495
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,138
Could you believe
Louise today?
496
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,407
She just would not stop
talking, would she?
497
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,678
Well, it's not Louise...
Every time I turned around,
498
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,613
she was just yappity-
yappity-yappity-yap.
499
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,113
I mean, what is her
training anyway?
500
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,150
Mary, please, just stop it,
stop it, please.
501
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:41,620
The problem is not with Louise.
502
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,489
It's with you.
503
00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:45,255
What?
504
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:49,595
Look, the truth is I...
I don't enjoy working with you.
505
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,798
I haven't enjoyed working
with you from the start.
506
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,164
We have different styles,
507
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,201
and I-I have
absolutely no respect
508
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,703
for the advice
that you give.
509
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,671
I- I had no idea.
510
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,209
Well, why didn't you just
say something before?
511
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,114
Well, it's because you're black.
512
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:11,448
And...
513
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,986
the truth is I-I'm...
I was afraid that if I...
514
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,255
if I said something
critical of you,
515
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:19,075
you... you might react
the wrong way,
516
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,825
and... I feel just terrible
about it.
517
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,730
Well, maybe you shouldn't
feel so bad, be...
518
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,563
No, no, actually,
I should.
519
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,433
You see, I pride myself
in being able to communicate
520
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,399
with just about anybody,
521
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,836
and I couldn't even
be honest with you.
522
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,202
Oh, it's not that easy.
523
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,739
You didn't want
to disappoint me.
524
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:35,038
I understand.
525
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,373
If you don't like the show
526
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,178
the way it is right now
then that comes first.
527
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,912
Like Grandpa Willie
used to say
528
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:46,118
"If the shoe don't fit,
then that ain't your shoe. "
529
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:50,289
You know, as much as I've come
to loathe Grandpa Willie,
530
00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:52,257
that does actually
make me feel a little better.
531
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,193
I'll let you in
on a little secret.
532
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,531
All those expressions...
I made them up myself.
533
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,100
I'll give you
another reason
534
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,704
not to feel so bad
about all this.
535
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,007
Today, KPXY offered me
my own show.
536
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,275
I'm going to be just fine
on my own.
537
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,544
Mary, th-that's
wonderful news.
538
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,213
So, you...
you forgive me?
539
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,585
Well, I think you could've
been honest with me.
540
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,853
Then again, if you
told me to be quiet,
541
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,654
then I'd be back
at the bakery.
542
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,141
Instead, I've got
this brand-new career,
543
00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:28,594
and this afternoon,
I'm shopping for cars.
544
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,894
So, I guess what
I'm saying is...
545
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,832
God bless your guilty
white ass, okay?
546
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,172
So...
547
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,076
How'd it go?
Well, actually, uh...
548
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:45,544
better than I expected.
549
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,978
I guess
we're a team again, Roz.
550
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,982
Great. We'll have to
wait a little while.
551
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,448
I mean, I got to
stay with Gil
552
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,285
at least until we
find a replacement.
553
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,585
Oh, right, of course.
554
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,622
Well, I-I can
find somebody.
555
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,324
Thank you for your call, Jill.
556
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,295
Well, Chuck,
who else is on the line?
557
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,195
Weww, Dr. Cwane...
558
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,198
we have Winda
on wine fwee
559
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:12,471
who bewieves peopew
awe waffing at hew.
560
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:20,412
Maybe we can just come
back to that one, Chuck.
561
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,413
All wighty.
562
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:28,870
d Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a'callin'd
563
00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:31,757
d Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
564
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,390
d Oh, my d
565
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,710
d And maybe
I seem a bit confused d
566
00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:37,996
d Well, maybe,
but I got you pegged d
567
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,299
d But I don't know
what to do d
568
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,604
d With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
569
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,973
d They're callin' again. d
570
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,743
Good night!
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