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Hey, Frasier.
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Hello, Poppy.
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You should have your
hearing checked.
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I've been yelling,
"Wait up,"
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for the last
four blocks.
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Well, I must be getting old.
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Like an old man
could walk that fast.
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You were practically running
the last block.
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Did I ever tell you about
my uncle who ran everywhere?
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He ran to the store...
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Well, that's
a very a amusing story.
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I'll see you
at the station.
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Roz!
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Good God. Thank
God you were here.
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I know exactly how
you feel.
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Last week, I ducked
into a bathroom stall
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to get away from her,
and there were
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three other women
already in there.
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Gosh.
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Listen, I have
a favor to ask.
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This friend of mine
is running
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this charity dinner/dance
Friday night...
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Oh, Roz,
say no more.
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What do they need,
an autographed picture
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for their silent auction?
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Thatwouldbe a silent auction.
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Oh, very funny.
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No, what I was hoping you would
do is buy some tickets.
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They're only 100 bucks each.
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I don't know, Roz.
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You know,
I'd have to take a date.
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Seattle does have
certain expectations
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about the sort of person
I should be seen with.
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Well, that's easy. Here he is. Oh.
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Let's see if he's free.
I'll let you know.
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Hey, Roz. Frasier.
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Niles.
Mind if I join you?
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Well, actually,
I'm not staying.
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I'm avoiding
someone.
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Oh? Who?
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The new so-called
arts critic
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at the station-
Poppy. Oh. Uh-huh.
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The woman
drives me mad.
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She's gassing
on endlessly
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about the most
mundane matters.
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It's absolutely
infuriating,
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as is that
smirk of yours.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I've noticed
that not a day goes by
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that you don't bad-mouth
this woman.
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Well, with good reason.
The woman is a wind sock.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm wondering
if someone
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isn't protesting
a bit too much.
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She's very attractive,
obviously well-bred.
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Perhaps all this pigtails-
in-the-inkwell hostility
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is actually a latent attraction.
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Oh, well, bravo,
Dr. Crane.
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Yes, I think you're really
onto something there.
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Hey, where'd Roz go?
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Oh, she dashed
off to the office.
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We're going to continue
our meeting there.
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You know, Poppy, I was
just telling my brother
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what an enchanting
storyteller you are.
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Why don't you
take my seat,
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and he can find
out for himself.
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Ta-ta.
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Well, it's, uh,
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nice to finally
meet you, Poppy.
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Must be quite a story
behind that name.
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Yes.
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So...
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you're the new arts critic
at the station.
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That... that must be
interesting.
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Oh, yes.
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Okay, well, um...
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if you don't feel
like talking,
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I should really
be running anyway.
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No, don't go.
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I am just amazed
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at how different you are
from your brother.
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He's sort of
intimidating.
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I get so flustered
around him,
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I just start
babbling.
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But you...
you're different.
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You're very warm.
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Thank you.
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So are you.
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And polite.
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Not to mention
stylish and charming
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andincrediblyhandsome.
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Oh, my God, am
I babbling again?
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If you were,
I'd be too charming
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and polite to tell you.
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Well, what the
hell are you doing?
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I've been waiting
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for 20 minutes.
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I am so sorry.
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You're probably
wondering
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who I am.
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I'm mildly curious.
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I was in the shower-
myshower...
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Uh, I just moved in next door.
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I probably should have started
with that, huh?
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Anyway... oh, I'm
Regan Shaw, by the way.
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Nice to see you.
Anyway, uh...
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the doorbell rang, and I figured
it was the phone guy,
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'cause I've been waiting
all day long.
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So I ran to catch him,
stepped out into the hallway
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and locked myself out.
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Luckily,luckily,
your father came along.
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Hey, Fras.
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Yes, that was lucky.
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All right, well, this
should keep you nice and warm,
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and I'll just run
in the kitchen
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and get you
your herbal tea.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I'll just show my father
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where it's kept.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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I just found her
right out in the hall.
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Yes, well, I'm sorry, Dad,
but you can't keep her.
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No. I brought her here for you.
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I've been talking you up
the whole time. Really?
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Yeah. Listen.
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I'm serving this one
to you on a platter.
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In fact, if it wasn't
for the jasmine on your robe,
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I'd say that this one
was a slam dunk.
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I just wonder...
It's a basketball term.
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Yes, I know that, Dad.
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I just wonder how to chat up
a half-naked woman
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without looking uncouth.
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Well, just
be friendly.
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She's a veterinarian,
she's single, uh...
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She's very athletic,
as you can tell from that body.
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Lord in heaven!
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Oh, Dad, please...
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Just because you're
serving the cake
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doesn't mean you can't
have a few crumbs
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that drop off.
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Hi.
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Well, here we go.
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There you are.
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Now, uh, I got
a call to make,
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so Frasier will keep you
entertained.
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Thanks for the tea.
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You're welcome.
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So, uh... you're next door.
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Oh, that's right.
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Judge Gilroy moved
in with his daughter.
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I bet he never wandered into
your apartment wearing a towel.
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No, no. I did
hear he wandered
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into work one day
wearing a towel, though.
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I guess that's why he had
to move in with his daughter.
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That was dumb.
I walked off with your car keys.
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I should have known
from the big "BMW" on it.
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Thank you, Dad.
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So...
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"Regan. " That's an unusual name.
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Is it, by any chance, from...
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FromKing Lear,yeah.
A- ha.
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One of the ungrateful
daughters.
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I don't know what
my dad was thinking.
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Never do.
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I'm sorry.
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I have some issues
with my father.
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Excuse me again.
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I have no idea what
that would be like.
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Well, I'd better be
on my way, huh,
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and, uh,
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just let you
two talk.
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Oh, he's a wonderful
listener, you know?
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In fact, that's the motto
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on his very popular
radio show: "I listen. "
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Yes, Dad,
don't forget
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my sign-off:
"Good-bye. "
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I actually listen to your show.
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Really? Well, I'm
flattered. Thank you.
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I think if I hadn't gone
into veterinary medicine,
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it would have been psychology.
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I guess I was always
just drawn to animals.
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Yes, it is hard
not to love them.
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I just feel so responsible.
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Maybe there was something
more I could have said,
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something more I
could have done.
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I keep playing it
over and over in my head.
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I'll ask her out today, Dad.
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So, Dr. Crane,
do you believe women have
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an intuition about men?
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Uh, intuition?
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Well, like
they might know
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when a man has
a little crush,
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you know, by the way
he fidgets
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or gets a look in his eye or... Well...
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I only ask because
I'm getting that feeling
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from your brother.
Really? Hmm.
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He's all moony-eyed today.
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There's someone
he's quite keen on.
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Yes. Actually, I know who it is.
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I called him on it yesterday
in the coffee shop.
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He won't admit to it.
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The problem is...
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Yeah?
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I've developed
a crush myself,
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and it happens to be...
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Frasier?
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What ya doing?
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Nothing. Come in. Come in.
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So, Niles,
how are you?
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Uh, well, the question is,
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how are you?
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I hear you've been
mooning around
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like a lovesick schoolboy.
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Who told you that?
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Oh, let's just say
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the birds around
here are chirping.
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Anyway... are you
prepared to admit
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that my little theory
yesterday was correct?
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Are you talking about Poppy? Yes.
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The woman you so adamantly
denied having any attraction to.
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I still do. She's loathsome.
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Does it gall you so much
to admit I'm right?
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But you're not right.
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Oh. Well, then,
who is this person
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you're so interested in?
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You don't know her.
Uh-huh.
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Tell me about her.
It's premature.
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Oh, brother.
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All right, fine.
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If you must know,
the woman happens to be...
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Hello?
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Her- my next-door neighbor.
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Oh, what good timing she has.
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Hi. Come on in.
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I just wanted
to return this teacup.
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Oh, well, you're
welcome anytime.
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Uh... Regan Shaw,
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this is my brother,
Dr. Niles Crane.
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Hello.
Hello.
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Do you two know
each other?
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Yes.
No.
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Well...
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I'll just go
get us all some coffee,
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and you two can decide
if you know each other or not.
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I'm so sorry,
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Dr. Crane.
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I was just
a little startled
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seeing you
outside your office.
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Uh, please, don't
even think about it.
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Have a seat.
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Uh... well,
so I gather
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this is your
new building.
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Yes. Right next door
to your brother,
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who I just met.
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Is that so strange?
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Yes. Well,
remember,
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I have a policy
of total confidentiality.
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He never needs to know that
you've started seeing me.
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Oh. Here it is.
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What did you
find out?
261
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Well, it sounded like
they've had a date or two.
262
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,528
He mentioned
having seen her.
263
00:09:55,563 --> 00:09:58,763
Damn him.
264
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,231
Come to think of it,
265
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,650
he said something
in the elevator
266
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,000
about having a crush on someone.
267
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,337
I'll just have to confront him,
see if he's man enough
268
00:10:04,372 --> 00:10:06,639
to admit that he's horned in
on my territory.
269
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,905
Well, excuse me,
Dr. Crane,
270
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,942
but didn't your brother
meet her first?
271
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,944
Oh, honestly, Daphne,
just try to keep up.
272
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,913
It's not that complicated.
273
00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,347
Well, here we are.
274
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:17,817
Actually, I can't stay.
275
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,752
I've got
the cable man coming.
276
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,187
Oh. Could I take a rain check?
277
00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:22,706
Well, certainly.
278
00:10:22,741 --> 00:10:24,155
Uh... would you like
279
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,192
to go out for
coffee sometime?
280
00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:27,693
Yeah, I'd like that.
281
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,962
Great.
282
00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:30,196
Bye.
Bye.
283
00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:31,197
Bye.
284
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:39,438
So, I take it
you two do know each other.
285
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,641
Uh, we met briefly
at some event.
286
00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,507
I see.
287
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,509
Changing the
subject completely,
288
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,546
Daphne just mentioned
that you happen to have
289
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,048
a little crush on
someone yourself.
290
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,349
Yes, I have.
291
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,818
Care to elaborate?
292
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,218
Actually, I will.
293
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,522
Unlike you, I don't mind
being candid.
294
00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:59,659
The woman... is Poppy.
295
00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:01,560
Poppy?
296
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:07,066
Uh, we had coffee yesterday
after you left.
297
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,368
Uh... you're not upset?
298
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,201
No, not at all.
299
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,703
Thank you
for your candor, Niles.
300
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,741
I'm sure that you and Poppy
will be very happy together.
301
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,143
Are you laughing at me?
302
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,180
You think so little
of my chances?
303
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:22,380
No, no, Niles.
304
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,715
I wish you and Poppy
the very best.
305
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,236
I don't need
this smug attitude of yours.
306
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,664
I fully intended
to discuss this amiably.
307
00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:32,023
You refused,
so I'll just say good-bye.
308
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,326
Very well, thanks
for dropping by. Off you go.
309
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,626
Oh!
310
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,130
What kind of a fool
does he take me for?
311
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,597
He is obviously
pursuing Regan.
312
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,134
The man has the nerve
to say he's chasingPoppy!
313
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,501
Poppy?
Yes, as if anyone
314
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,438
could pursue
that insufferable air horn!
315
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,658
If it's deceit
and chicanery he's after,
316
00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:51,203
I'll give him more
than he can handle.
317
00:11:51,238 --> 00:11:53,678
Dr. Crane, before it
gets to that level,
318
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,115
wouldn't it make sense
for you two to just have
319
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,700
one open and honest
conversation?
320
00:11:57,735 --> 00:11:59,711
Oh, honestly, Daphne,
how you manage
321
00:11:59,746 --> 00:12:01,687
to oversimplify
absolutely everything!
322
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,010
These shoes
are killing me.
323
00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:09,727
I can't wait
to sit down.
324
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:10,695
Well, you're not
going to sit there.
325
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,032
Why not? I'm expecting
someone for coffee.
326
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,167
Well, Niles is small.
We can share.
327
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,035
It is not Niles.
328
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,503
Would you stop
saying that?
329
00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:18,436
It happens to
be a woman.
330
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,871
Well, I'll move
when she gets here.
331
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,908
By the way, I still have
four tickets left
332
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,444
for that charity ball
Friday night.
333
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:25,945
Oh, I'm sorry, Roz;
thanks anyway.
334
00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:26,777
Oh, come on.
335
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:27,645
It's for a good cause.
336
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,548
They provide disaster relief.
337
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,715
Howdy, partners!
338
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,118
How soon can they get here?
339
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,121
Frasier, I was leaving
the booth,
340
00:12:35,156 --> 00:12:36,873
and I saw this umbrella.
341
00:12:36,908 --> 00:12:38,591
I think it belongs
to you.
342
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:39,957
Yes.
343
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,910
It's my emergency umbrella.
344
00:12:41,945 --> 00:12:43,794
I always leave it in the booth.
345
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:47,266
Don't feel bad.
I'm forgetful, too.
346
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,237
You know, I think
I'll just go...
347
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:52,703
see what's
keeping my latte.
348
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:56,242
Would you watch my table,
please, Roz?
349
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,082
Hello, Roz.
350
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,584
I noticed that
Poppy was here.
351
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,620
Did she mention where
she was headed?
352
00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,420
No. But listen, Niles,
353
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,790
could I interest you
in a couple of tickets
354
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:12,291
for a charity ball this Friday?
355
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:13,710
It's a great event.
356
00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:15,059
Is Frasier going?
No,
357
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,996
but do you have to go
to everything together?
358
00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:17,928
I'll take two.
359
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,466
Uh, I'm in a hurry;
I'll send you a check.
360
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:23,469
Where is Niles in
such a rush off to?
361
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:24,401
I have no idea.
362
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,405
Last chance-
only two tickets left.
363
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,374
What? I thought
there were four.
364
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,608
Niles just bought a pair.
365
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,442
Damn him!
366
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,479
He's probably off to
intercept Regan right now.
367
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:34,445
Who?
368
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,365
I'm sorry, Roz.
I'm in a hurry.
369
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,250
I'll write you
a check for these.
370
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,518
Enjoy the table.
371
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,953
This is the best kind
of party.
372
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,491
We get to dress up,
have a wonderful time,
373
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:47,291
and it's all
for a good cause.
374
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,093
Well, it really is
an impressive organization.
375
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,631
I've heard that within 24 hours
of any worldwide disaster,
376
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,133
they can put together
a ball.
377
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,970
Oh, look, it's
your brother.
378
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,069
What?
379
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,805
Oh. So it is.
380
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,291
Uh, why don't you find
our table,
381
00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:03,742
and I'll get us
some champagne.
382
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,744
Okay.
383
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,213
Roz, you didn't tell me
384
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,080
Frasier was going
to be here.
385
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,733
Yeah, he bought
the last two tickets.
386
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,317
After he knew I'd
be here with Poppy.
387
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,321
Obviously, he wants to
get a shot at her himself.
388
00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:17,273
He brought that woman
along as his beard.
389
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:19,191
Do you think Frasier's
interested in Poppy?
390
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,991
I shouldn't
be surprised
391
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,778
the subtle signs of
attraction are lost on you-
392
00:14:22,813 --> 00:14:24,530
a woman to whom the
gunning of a Harley engine
393
00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:26,866
is like a "come
hither" look.
394
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,569
Hello, Roz.
Hi.
395
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,373
I see that Niles has brought
himself a date for the evening.
396
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,709
Yep, and you'll never guess
what he thinks.
397
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:38,142
Oh, I know
exactly what he thinks.
398
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,678
He thinks by bringing Poppy
as his patsy,
399
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,180
he can steal a few minutes
with Regan,
400
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,446
try to win her for himself.
401
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,781
That's not what he thinks. Roz!
402
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,019
He likes Poppy. Oh... dear, simple Roz.
403
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,622
After six years
of listening at my feet,
404
00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:52,191
have you learned nothing
of the dark forces
405
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,710
that move people?
406
00:14:53,745 --> 00:14:55,194
Open your ears.
407
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,139
Are you looking
at your brother again?
408
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,606
Yes. I'm sorry.
409
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,643
It's just that he keeps
staring over here,
410
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:11,442
for God's sakes!
411
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,811
He hasn't paid
any attention
412
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:13,611
to his date
whatsoever!
413
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,481
Can you imagine how
that woman must feel?
414
00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:18,415
Yeah. Women hate that.
415
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,152
He's doing it again.
What?
416
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,854
My brother is
staring at us,
417
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:22,853
obviously thinking
418
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,622
what a striking couple
we make.
419
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,226
In fact, let's give him
something to stare at.
420
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,463
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
421
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,930
Same toe as before?
422
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:33,966
Yes, same toe
as before.
423
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,037
What is going on
with you two tonight?
424
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,504
All right.
425
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,540
I suppose you're going
to find out
426
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:42,506
sooner or later anyway.
427
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:46,545
You see... I know
about you and Niles.
428
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,511
You do?
429
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,048
Yes, but it's all right.
430
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,514
I don't mind.
431
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,017
It's just that, well...
432
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,054
he's really quite
smitten with you.
433
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,489
Oh, my God. Really?
434
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,726
You think you're going
to lose the nail?
435
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,928
No, no. I just need
to sit for a minute.
436
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,950
Oh, my gosh, I
love the tango!
437
00:16:07,985 --> 00:16:09,935
You won't mind
if I dance one
438
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,304
with your brother?
What?
439
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:12,638
Well, actually,
Poppy, I...
440
00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:14,104
Oh, come on.
441
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,641
Niles can keep
Regan company.
442
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,142
Ow!
443
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,111
Uh, you know...
444
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,281
Regan, I'm getting
a second wind.
445
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,417
Uh, shall we show
them how it's done?
446
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,119
Well, actually, Dr. Crane, I...
447
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,018
Oh, don't be so formal.
448
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,522
We're not doctor
and patient tonight.
449
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,524
Oops.
450
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,333
Your brother's
quite the romantic,
451
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,085
inviting me to a ball
452
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,301
on our very first date.
453
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,839
He certainly doesn't
waste time, does he?
454
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:48,607
No, he doesn't,
does he?
455
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,099
You do realize that I'm
interested in your brother.
456
00:16:57,134 --> 00:17:00,352
You mean you're developing
real feelings for him?
457
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,318
Yeah.
458
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,320
Well, you may
think so now,
459
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,158
but trust me, your
future's not with him.
460
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:10,496
I know this
is confusing.
461
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,000
You'll see everything
more clearly
462
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,502
when I've got you
on the couch.
463
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,437
Oh.
464
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,577
Well, I can't take
any more of this.
465
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,012
All right, I
have to cut in.
466
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,031
See? How romantic.
467
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,016
Yes, come with me.
468
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,485
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
469
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,605
Your tango wasn't so
impressive, either.
470
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,416
I'm talking
about your behavior tonight.
471
00:17:38,451 --> 00:17:40,005
You mean that I won't
simply stand aside
472
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,525
and let you have
the woman you want?
473
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,929
Exactly. Obviously,
one of us has to back off-
474
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,796
not just tonight,
but permanently.
475
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,267
Frasier, can I talk
to you a minute alone?
476
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,099
Of course.
477
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,969
Just give me one more moment
with my brother.
478
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,204
Niles, when you're
finished,
479
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,323
I'd love
one more dance.
480
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,408
Ah. I'll be right there.
481
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,679
Well, I believe
she has made her choice.
482
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:03,849
Yes, I believe she has.
483
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,923
Uh...
484
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,326
Frasier, I think
I'd like to leave,
485
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,327
if that's all right.
486
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,693
Leave? Already?
487
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,032
Well, couldn't we just
have one last dance?
488
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:20,898
Well, I guess.
489
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,935
I'm just feeling
a little uncomfortable.
490
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,653
Yes, I certainly don't
blame you for that,
491
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,871
but you see,
now that I've spoken with him,
492
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,337
Niles has agreed
to behave himself.
493
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,875
Now I can... put all
my attention on you.
494
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,341
Oh...
495
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,343
Thatis a relief.
496
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,845
I mean, you
can understand
497
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,716
how I was a kind of
freaked out by all that.
498
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:39,685
Right?
499
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,053
Frasier.
500
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:46,491
He's a brave
little soldier, isn't he?
501
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,895
Awash in despair,
and yet he dances.
502
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,328
This is when
they wrote songs
503
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:54,366
that were really
about something-
504
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,334
true love...
broken hearts...
505
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,872
Yes, there's nothing
quite so poignant
506
00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,373
as someone with
a broken heart
507
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,675
pretending
that it isn't.
508
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,010
No wonder he keeps
staring over at us.
509
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:11,049
He's suffered such
a crushing defeat tonight.
510
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,516
Can we go?
511
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,853
Well... yes, of
course, that's...
512
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,620
that's the best
thing to do.
513
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,057
No... let me just have
one last word with him.
514
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,458
Oh, my God.
515
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,393
Niles, if you don't mind.
516
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,830
You guys are going
to wear me out.
517
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,233
Could I see you
at the bar, please?
518
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,119
I think I'm going
to catch a cab.
519
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:32,604
Aren't you having
a good time?
520
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,004
Frankly, no. Are you?
521
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:38,310
Well, yes. I think Niles has got
quite a little crush on me.
522
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,646
But, actually, Poppy,
there's something
523
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,547
you should know
about Niles.
524
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,018
Niles, I just want
you to know that I...
525
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:47,484
I'm not happy
with the way
526
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,771
things have ended
this evening.
527
00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:52,024
Well, neither am I.
How could I be?
528
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,776
And the worst thing is,
it's not just tonight.
529
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,029
What happens when we keep
running into each other?
530
00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:57,928
Yes.
531
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,881
The victor will have his trophy.
532
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,765
The loser will be empty-handed.
533
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,169
Hardly seems worth it,
given the permanent damage
534
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,170
this could do
to our relationship.
535
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,136
Yes, I can't
help but wonder
536
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,674
if perhaps we're being
a bit shortsighted.
537
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,642
Niles, is that Regan
538
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,145
and Poppy leaving
just now?
539
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,648
It was, wasn't it?
540
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,588
I want you to go after her.
541
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:23,820
What?
542
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:27,292
Yes. I won't stand
in your way.
543
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,729
No. Frasier,
I would feel better
544
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,095
if you went after her.
545
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,299
No. No, I couldn't
do that to you.
546
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,370
I think we're both feeling
the same thing.
547
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:43,141
I know we are...
you noble bastard.
548
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:46,011
Right back at you.
549
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,213
Oh, it's for the best.
550
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,517
After all, the most important
thing is our friendship.
551
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,686
I think that's worth
drinking to.
552
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:55,986
Two bourbons.
553
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,489
You know, while
we're at it,
554
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,922
let's propose a toast
555
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,960
to one pretty
remarkable woman.
556
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,427
Well, she'd have to be
557
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,963
to have won
both of our hearts.
558
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:05,931
Hear, hear.
559
00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:06,830
Well, then...
560
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,867
To Poppy.
To Regan.
561
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,344
I think we're going
to need two more here.
562
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:29,054
d Hey, baby, I hear the blues
a'callin'd
563
00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:31,590
d Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
564
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,323
d Mercy d
565
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,694
d And maybe
I seem a bit confused d
566
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,030
d Well, maybe,
but I got you pegged d
567
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,599
d But I don't know
what to do d
568
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,505
d With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
569
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,874
d They're callin' again. d
570
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,677
Good night, everybody!
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