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There you are!
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You're just in time.
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I'm trying out a few recipes from
my new Betty Croaker Cookbook.
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I hope you like shish kebab.
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Damn! It isn't ready yet.
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Bob's still moving.
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Tonight's foul feast...
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will begin with mashed potatoes...
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then move on to some shrieking duck...
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and finish with a nice kill-basa.
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I call this tasty tidbit...
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""Mournin' Mess.""
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I brought you some fresh bed sheets.
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Evening edition.
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Shit, look at that.
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Oh, fuck the hooch, man.
I'm taking you to a hospital.
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-Come on.
-No. I hate fucking hospitals.
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I got too many good rounds left in me yet.
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Fuck it, Dancer. You're going down
for the count, and I'm calling for help.
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Bubba?
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That you, man?
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Who's out there?
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Listen here. I'm a former middleweight.
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Fucking doctor.
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Dancer?
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Shit! Dancer!
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Okay, I got you. I got you!
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What the hell is going on down there?
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I'm calling the police!
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Oh, shit.
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What's wrong?
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You got to leave now.
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I thought we were gonna
spend the day together.
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Well, that was Jack Daniel's talking.
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Dale Sweeney's telling you
to cop a broom.
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What?
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Oh, shit.
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You think you can just
chew women up at night...
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and spit them out in the morning!
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Baby, in my line of work,
you don't have time for long meals.
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Keep your paws off of me!
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You make me sick!
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You motherfucker!
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Fuck you!
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You should be living in a mobile home
'cause you have no class, you idiot!
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None ofthe problems
which plague our society...
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can be fully overcome without
the cooperation ofprivate enterprise.
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I and six of my fellow citizens
are here today...
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not simply
because we believe that statement...
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but also
because we share a common past.
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We were all once homeless...
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and are homeless no longer.
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We feel it is time to repay our city...
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for providing us with the opportunity
to help ourselves.
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Therefore, we ha ve banded together
to form...
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the Grateful Homeless Outcasts
and Unwanteds Layaway Society.
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The Grateful Homeless Society, for short.
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You're late again. I guess the great
Dale Sweeney really has lost his touch.
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I could lose my eyesight
and still run circles around you, Climsky.
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Who broke the insurance scandal
last month?
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Friends are starting to call me
Scoop Climsky.
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I didn't know your friends could read.
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Face it, Sweeney, your days
are numbered, and I'm on your ass.
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Stay on your own ass for a while, putz.
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So, after a lifetime ofpain...
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there will be an eternity of dignity.
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Now, in keeping with
my usual demure nature, I will...
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defer all questions
to our society's spokesperson...
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Ms. Jess Gilchrist.
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Excuse me. Ms. Gilchrist?
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Thank you, Mr. Copard.
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Shouldn't you be spending money
above the ground...
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instead of underneath it?
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We don 't think so.
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Why throw money at the dead...
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when you could use it
to help the homeless who are living?
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That's a good point.
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The Grateful Homeless Society feels...
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that there are many
existing organizations...
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that currently provide aid to the living.
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Beacons in the night,
as Mr. Copard liked to--
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Would it be safe to say
that there aren't enough of these...
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beacons to keep you
from opening up this place?
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That is your interpretation
of the situation. Yes.
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How many members
does the society have, anyway?
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I only wish
you could be the first recipient...
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of the Grateful Homeless Society's
generosity.
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They cut my electricity.
My alarm did not go off.
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Well, maybe you should buy
an alcohol-powered generator.
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That way you could
urinate into it every morning and have...
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-enough electricity for the whole day.
-That's hilarious.
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Give me a break, Tillman.
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No, ""break"" isn't exactly the term,
Mr. Sweeney.
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Try severance.
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-Severance?
-Yes.
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I'm not gonna play
this crap game with you anymore.
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Will Sweeney show up,
or is he too busy getting his oil changed?
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Please, don't do this to me now. Please.
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All right.
How about five seconds from now?
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Elaine...
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I mean, come on.
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Time's up. You're fired.
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Okay. Fine.
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It's no skin off my nose.
I'll just go hit up The Herald.
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Great. You want a recommendation?
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I mean, it's a great chance
to cripple the competition.
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Nice place you got here.
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It makes the street look like
the fucking White House.
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Look, man. I got nothing to give you, man.
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You got fingers. You got a hand.
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What's the matter?
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Don't you recognize the homeless killer?
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Shit.
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I need you to use those fingers
and those hands of yours...
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to do a little ink-slinging for me.
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I need you to write an article.
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-What about?
-I ain't no killer.
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The only thing I am is hard up.
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If you're not the killer, then who is?
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If I told you what's going on
you'd think I had a kink in my Slinky.
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Tomorrow,
they're having their first planting...
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at the Grateful Homeless Cemetery.
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-Cemetery?
-Go there.
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Hang out till sunset.
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You'll see.
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Do it and I'll spill the rest
like a fucking floodgate.
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I'll even throw in a few names.
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-Names?
-Yeah.
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City officials
with their mitts in the Grateful Homeless.
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Meet me tomorrow night, 25th and Tivoli.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Why me?
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Because you look hungrier than I do.
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""A time to keep and a time to cast away,
a time to rend and a time to sew.
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""A time to keep silence
and a time to speak.
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""The Lord giveth,
and the Lord taketh away.""
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Yeah.
Sometimes he forgets that first part.
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That's a pretty jaded view of life.
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Well, maybe coming from you. I mean...
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the Lord giveth you plenty.
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You've taken quite an interest
in this place.
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I'm just following up a story.
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Looking for anything out of the ordinary.
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There's nothing here but the dead.
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Why not let them rest in peace?
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-And dignity.
-That, too.
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Hey, look, I hope
I didn't rattle you too much the other day.
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It takes a lot more than that to rattle me.
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Oh, well, I would give anything
to find out just what that could be.
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Well, stick around. You're working up to it.
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I was kind of hoping to buy you lunch.
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Now, why would I want
to have lunch with you?
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Because I'm far more interesting...
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than whatever Gumby
you might be seeing right now.
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And, you also might be interested
to see the story...
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that I'm writing
on that little society of yours.
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What do you say?
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I love telling stories.
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You know,
I was thinking more along the lines...
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of a nice, quiet restaurant.
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This is quiet.
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And you don't have to leave a tip.
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At least, not money.
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So, I thought
you were gonna tell me a story.
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Well, actually,
I thought it would be better...
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if we waited until we finished eating.
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Why is that?
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I lied.
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It was just a routine notice.
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I needed the company.
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You're not gonna storm out of here?
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You've already killed my afternoon.
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Besides, it never hurts
to improve press relations.
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You know...
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the Grateful Homeless Society...
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is very fortunate
to have you for its spokesperson.
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Are we working up to a compliment?
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No, it's just that most spokespersons
don't have a sense of humor...
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nor do they look like you.
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Now I am rattled.
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Sure you don't want a bite?
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I don't eat meat.
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Oh, God. You're not one of those, are you?
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Not exactly.
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You look good enough to eat.
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I have never met anybody like you before.
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You wear me out.
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Do you really want to see me again?
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Oh, yes. I really would like that.
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You know, I'm not the type of guy who...
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believes in love at first sight,
but I think I'm about to convert.
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You're the type of girl
that I could spend a lifetime with.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Off the record.
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What do you think about
the Grateful Homeless Society?
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Who cares?
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-Off the record?
-Yeah. Wait--
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Is this your own private press conference?
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Is that what this is?
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Okay, just go easy with that, will you?
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Well, I've just declared a news blackout.
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Look, you know, I'm only doing my job.
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You don't want to see me do mine.
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So, I'm the kind of girl
that you could spend a lifetime with?
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I lied.
I was just pumping you for information.
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What the hell.
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More where that came from.
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Jesus Christ.
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Roebuck?
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Did you go? Did you see?
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All I saw was graves.
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Who the hell did this to you?
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You fucking dickhead.
You didn't stay long enough.
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You're gonna tell me your story.
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You're gonna tell me what you know.
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Names. You were gonna give me names!
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I need that fucking story,
you fucking bum!
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Don't die on me!
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Don't fucking die!
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Oh, come on, you son of a bitch!
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Fucking bum.
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I need help.
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Help?
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Mr. Sweeney, you need burial.
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I need an assignment, Tillman.
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You must be joking.
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I'm gonna have to hire somebody...
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to come in and clean up the mess
you made just walking in here.
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-You wanted to see me, Chief?
-Wait a minute. Wait.
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You gave my job to this lowlife?
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Yeah. I thought it was about time
I had a writer doing it.
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I want you to head out
to the Grateful Homeless Cemetery.
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-They're burying that homeless killer.
-Today?
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That's right.
You better hurry if you want a spot.
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Now, look.
I don't want to have to call security.
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What am I saying? I'd love to call security.
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Norma, get security up here.
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Never mind, Norma. Just call a janitor.
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And so, we commit this soul to eternity.
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Son of a bitch.
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Crazy bastard was right.
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Let me out of here!
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You fucks, let me the fuck out of here!
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Let me out! You fucks!
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Good evening, Mr. Sweeney.
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Nice of you to drop by for dinner.
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Who the hell are you people?
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Well, that depends.
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Until recently, we were known as...
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the infamous Homeless Killer.
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But now, you may refer to us as...
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the Grateful Homeless Outcasts and
Unwanteds Layaway Society.
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Ghouls?
255
00:24:13,336 --> 00:24:16,271
It's been so long
since we've had fresh meat.
256
00:24:22,913 --> 00:24:23,937
No!
257
00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:30,820
Oh, God. Climsky!
258
00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:34,482
Don't mind me, Sweeney.
I just stopped in for a scoop.
259
00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:40,560
I'm not really hungry.
260
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:42,154
I'll just pick.
261
00:25:06,856 --> 00:25:07,948
Jess.
262
00:25:09,793 --> 00:25:13,229
I know. I said I don't eat meat.
263
00:25:14,464 --> 00:25:16,432
-I lied.
-Help me.
264
00:25:22,739 --> 00:25:26,140
If you don't mind,
I think I'll just help myself.
265
00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:31,803
I knew you'd be good enough to eat.
266
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,620
Pretty tasteless, wouldn't you say?
267
00:25:48,732 --> 00:25:51,326
I guess, in the end, Mr. Sweeney learned...
268
00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:54,598
not to go digging
into other people's business.
269
00:25:54,671 --> 00:25:58,732
Although, you'll be happy to hear,
he's found himself a new career.
270
00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,469
As a ghost writer.
271
00:26:02,612 --> 00:26:05,479
So, still hungry for dessert?
272
00:26:05,882 --> 00:26:08,544
I hope you like Cannibal's Soup.
273
00:26:09,085 --> 00:26:10,882
It's M'm! M'm! Good!
274
00:26:46,389 --> 00:26:47,378
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