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"No, I won't eat my peas
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"And I won't
skin my knees
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"And I won't lose my keys."
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Again!
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Dad, you want to hear my
oral report on Sacagawea?
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[Dr. Stratford] In a minute, Kat.
Your sister's singing.
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Fine, I'll go eat some candy.
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Again.
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Oh, I'm so cute.
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Dakota Fanning,
eat your heart out.
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There. There's the moment
I knew you had a gift.
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Ooh, look, home movies.
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Let me guess--
It's talent show season?
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Yes, and I'm on
pins and needles.
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What are you
going to sing this year?
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I don't know. Pop music
is in a state of flux.
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Am I a Taylor, a Miley,
a Leona?
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How about a Lady Gag-Me?
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It's Gaga.
Really?
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I know I'm biased, but I don't know
how you're going to top last year.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Yeah, I actually believed
you kissed a girl and liked it.
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That's why your sister
got two standing ovations.
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Yeah, but all I won
was a stupid trophy.
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This year, the winner gets a walk-on
role on Make It or Break It.
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How can you not love
California?
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Make It or Break It?
What's that?
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It's television's
number one drama,
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set in the world
of competitive gymnastics.
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I'll set my TiVo.
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So Dad, I need some help
on something important.
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Will you proofread this letter
to the editor of the paper?
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That depends. Do you promise to
agree to disagree about semicolons?
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I promise.
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But first, will you sign my
permission slip for the talent show?
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With pleasure.
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Really? You're dancing?
I never knew you could dance.
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Yup. Check this out.
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[hums]
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Hey!
Cool, huh?
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It's called the kalinka.
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And why exactly
are you doing that?
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To make my bubonia proud.
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That's what we call my grandmother.
She's Russian.
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But don't worry,
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she's a cool Russian,
not one of the scary ones.
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That guy's a weirdo.
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Of course he is.
He's dating my sister,
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whose impressive karaoke skills
will probably score her
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three seconds of face time on
TV's number one gymnastics drama,
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making her even more
impossible to be around.
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Someone's jealous.
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Me, jealous of Bianca?
That's stupid. You're stupid.
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Hey, Kat,
can I borrow your pen?
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Oh-ho, what do you think?
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I'm practicing
for the talent show.
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Thus, my practice cape.
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Didn't even know he did magic.
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Impressive.
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Oh, it runs in my blood.
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My gay uncle had a show off-Strip
in Vegas called Abracafabulous.
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He's teaching me all his secrets
while he's sleeping on our couch.
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Wait till you see
my guillotine trick.
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You will lose your heads.
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You get it?
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'Cause of the guillotine.
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Okay. Bye, scary people.
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Poor kid.
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It's like middle school
all over again.
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Ooh, what happened?
I love origin stories.
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He was singing My Girl" on stage
at this stupid concert choir thing
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when, uh-- Let's just
say he became aroused.
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Oh, poor guy.
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Is that why people call him--
Spoink.
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Yup. I came up with it.
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Dad, check out the paper.
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They printed your letter?
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Not only did they print it,
they changed their policy
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and are now publishing
same-sex wedding announcements.
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Anyone we know?
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Can you stand there
and hold up the paper?
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Dad, don't tape this.
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I'm just checking out the zoom on
this new camera. It's amazing.
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We'll practically
be on stage with Bianca.
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So I have a little
announcement to make.
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I have picked my song
for the talent show.
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Pause for dramatic effect.
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"Kids in America."
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That's perfect. You're a kid,
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and who doesn't love
the word America?
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This is so exciting.
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What are you going to wear?
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I was thinking of going for
a retro Pat Benatar-ish vibe--
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Oh, you're mocking me.
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Just for that, don't expect to be
thanked in my acceptance speech.
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How are you so sure
you're going to win?
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It's called the power
of positive thinking.
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Plus, I always win.
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Bianca, watch it.
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It's just a newspaper.
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I'll pick up
more copies at work.
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Bianca, let's hear some scales.
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[sings]
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[Bianca and Dr. Stratford]
Again!
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[sings]
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Cameron, please tell me your magic
act is going to be amazing.
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Abracafabulous is no more.
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Michael quit as my assistant.
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It seems he doesn't trust
these steady hands
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to work a trick guillotine.
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But your uncle entrusted you with
the secrets of his gay magic.
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It's not gay magic.
There's just a lot of rhinestones.
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Help me convince Cameron
not to quit the talent show.
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Don't quit.
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Everybody loves a dark horse,
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and you're as dark as they get.
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You could win.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell you.
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I can't cut off my own head.
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Fine, I'll be your assistant.
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What's so funny?
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Uh, I'm sorry.
It's no offense.
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It's just-- You don't seem
like an assistant.
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You seem more like a boss.
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I'm just trying to help you out.
Sure you are.
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He deserves to win.
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I want people to stop
calling him Spoink.
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They still call me that?
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It wasn't my fault.
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It was the unfortunate
convergence
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of puberty and corduroy pants.
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This is your chance
to live that down.
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No pun intended.
Shut up.
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Let's do a kick-ass
magic show.
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Okay. Alakazam.
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Let's start with the basics.
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What do you know
about trap doors?
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Talk to me.
Uh, nothing.
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You still taking bets
on the talent show?
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Uh, Chastity's the favorite,
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but people are saying that new blond
chick might make this interesting.
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I'll put 50 down
on Cameron James.
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Spoink?
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It's your funeral, Verona.
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Honey, do you have to wear
that hat everywhere we go?
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Yeah, 'cause I'm
rehearsing in my head.
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I can't wait
to get on that stage.
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This is going to be
my chance to show Chastity
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I'm not just
her little sidekick.
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In fact, after I win
the talent show,
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maybe I'll get my own sidekick.
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Cool. Circle of life.
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"Everybody live for the music"
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Oh, my God.
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Do you hear that?
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Yeah. Chastity sounds
like a robot,
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but at least
she's on-key for once.
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Because she's using an auto
tuner to sing my song.
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Okay, boys,
keep working on that.
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And butch it up.
This isn't Pippin.
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Hey. Impressive, right?
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We still have to work out
the confetti cannons.
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Chastity, that's my song.
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Oh, really? Did you write it?
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No, but I wrote it
on the sign-up sheet,
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and I signed up before you did,
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which means I called it first.
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You can still sing it.
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You're scheduled
to go on after me,
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so it'll make a nice reprise.
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Or if you need a new routine,
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just slap on a babushka and toss
some plates on the floor with Joey.
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Nice, Chastity.
That shows how much you know.
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Russians don't throw
plates on the floor.
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We wear tall black boots
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and go hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
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Okay, now that's talent
right there. Yeah.
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He's not the one singing
through a computer, R2D-Tune.
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Oh, I can sing, okay?
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It's just the sound
of contemporary pop music.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a showstopper to perfect.
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"["Kids in America"]
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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"We're the kids of America
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"Oh
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"We're the kids of America"
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Sometimes, I miss Ohio.
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Surprised to see you here.
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I would have thought
you'd have graduated by now.
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I'm just here to support
your daughter.
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Doesn't Bianca have her own
boyfriend to support her?
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Not that I like that.
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No, I'm here for Kat.
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You didn't know?
She's in the show.
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She would never.
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She would.
In a sexy dress, no less.
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Oh, does that thing have zoom?
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I get it.
You're punking me again.
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Kat Stratford.
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See? I can read.
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Why would Kat enter
a talent show?
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Do they want to adopt
a whale or something?
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My theory? She's jealous.
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She's jealous? Of whom?
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Oh, dear.
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This is going to be good.
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Welcome to the Padua High
talent show.
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Before we begin, a reminder--
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If your phone rings,
it will be confiscated,
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and I need a new one,
so go ahead, make my day.
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Next year, I'm writing
my own material.
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Please welcome Allen
Griswold on the accordion.
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You're up next.
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Where's your sidekick?
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Don't leave until I get a photo
of you in that get-up.
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I can't do this.
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Let's go home. I'll make
slice and bake cookies.
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No, we're not going anywhere.
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You're the one
who wanted to do this.
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I wanted to impress people
with Abracafabulous,
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but every time I think
of the word wand"...
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Cameron, our show is great.
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This is your moment.
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If you get nervous,
just picture
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the entire audience in their...
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Winter ski gear.
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Crack, you stupid whip.
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How does Britney Spears
do this while singing?
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Just do your best.
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I can't believe my bubonia is
going to see you in that outfit.
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Oh, hey, Cameron.
You look abracafabulous.
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Thanks, Bianca.
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You look...
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Like you're ready
to hit the slopes.
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Kat, what are you doing here,
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and why are you dressed
like Miss Scarlet from Clue?
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I'm in the show with Cameron.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to go double-check the guillotine.
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Break a leg.
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[whip cracks] Ouch!
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All rightie.
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Thank you for getting--
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Thank you for getting the show
off to such a rousing start.
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And now, for our second act
of the evening,
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Cameron James, master of magic.
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Ladies and gentlemen--
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[Boy] Spoink!
[audience laughs]
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Prepare to be amazed.
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Straight from
the back streets of Vegas,
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I bring you Abracafabulous.
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But no great magician
would be complete
253
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without his beautiful
assistant.
254
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Please welcome Katerina.
255
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[audience claps, whistles]
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Katerina, you may come out
of the magic box.
257
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,575
Katerina...
258
00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:11,943
Get out of the magic box.
259
00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:15,412
Ruh-roh.
260
00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:18,081
Please tell me this is
part of the act.
261
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:21,083
Perhaps she will
easily come out
262
00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:23,285
with the use of my magic cane.
263
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,621
This is not good.
264
00:12:29,892 --> 00:12:32,860
Chastity, there's a problem
with your auto-tuner.
265
00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:33,927
What kind of problem?
266
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,995
It's broken.
267
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:39,431
Broken? It can't be broken.
Let me take a look at it.
268
00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,567
You probably just can't
figure out how to turn it on.
269
00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:45,704
If there's anything I know,
it's how to turn things on.
270
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,240
I hate working
with you amateurs.
271
00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:53,844
Excuse me, tech guy,
272
00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:56,814
is it too late to go back
to my old song?
273
00:12:56,848 --> 00:13:02,351
Katerina, please lower thyself
into this mysterious chest.
274
00:13:04,754 --> 00:13:08,689
The show must go on.
275
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,395
This chest always has been
a problem for me.
276
00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:19,965
It seems to have
quite the appetite.
277
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,931
Thank you.
278
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,300
Not to worry.
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00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:30,836
My lady Katerina is only
trapped between realms.
280
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:47,880
Katerina?
Quit messing around.
281
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,676
Mom, don't worry about it.
I can still sing the song.
282
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,077
No, you can't.
283
00:13:59,111 --> 00:14:01,712
That's why I spent $700
on an auto-tuner.
284
00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:04,181
But you said it was the sound
of contemporary pop music.
285
00:14:04,215 --> 00:14:06,950
Oh, honey, I didn't mean it.
I was being a good mother.
286
00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,784
What are we going to do?
My friends are out there.
287
00:14:08,818 --> 00:14:10,118
I told them you were
going to win.
288
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,053
I might still win.
289
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:15,289
Sweetie, mothers don't let
daughters embarrass themselves.
290
00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:19,594
Just fake some sort of illness
and meet me at the car.
291
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,301
Listen, Chastity,
292
00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:34,036
as long as you're insisting
on stealing my song,
293
00:14:34,071 --> 00:14:35,704
maybe we should just
sing it together.
294
00:14:35,739 --> 00:14:38,874
Otherwise, we'll just cancel each other
out, and neither of us will win.
295
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:41,146
You mean like a duet?
296
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,247
Why not?
297
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,182
It's not called
"Kid in America."
298
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,153
"[music starts]
299
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,822
"Looking out a dirty old window
300
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:56,092
"Down below, the cars
in the city go
301
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,293
"Rushing by
302
00:14:58,695 --> 00:15:03,932
"I sit here alone
and I wonder why
303
00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:09,336
"Friday night,
and everyone's moving
304
00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:13,774
"I can feel the heat but
it's soothing heading down
305
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:19,512
"I search for the beat
in this dirty town
306
00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:22,815
"Downtown the young ones
are going
307
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:26,017
"Downtown the young ones
are growing
308
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,352
"We're the kids in America
"Whoa, oh, oh
309
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,622
"We're the kids in America
310
00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:37,492
"Everybody live
for the music around
311
00:15:39,195 --> 00:15:40,962
"Outside, a new day is dawning"
312
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:43,531
That's my daughter.
313
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:44,898
The blonde one.
314
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,966
"Outside suburbia's
crawling everywhere
315
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:52,405
"I don't want to go, baby
316
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,474
"New York to east California
317
00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:59,077
"There's a new wave coming
I warn you
318
00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:01,846
"We're the kids in America
"Whoa, oh, oh
319
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,883
"We're the kids in America
320
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:10,521
"Everybody live
for the music around
321
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:14,724
"We're the kids in America
322
00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:18,395
"We're the kids in America
"Whoa, oh, oh
323
00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:22,769
"Everybody live
for the music around..."
324
00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:45,290
Oh, my God, you were awesome.
325
00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:47,958
I know. My mom can eat it.
326
00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:50,293
You totally inspired me
to greatness, bestie.
327
00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:53,294
If we win that walk-on role, I'm
going to let you walk on first.
328
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:54,629
Excuse you.
329
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,631
I'm not going back out there.
Oh yes, you are.
330
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,798
I've got 50 bucks riding
on you that I don't have.
331
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:00,966
You shouldn't have bet on me.
Don't you know it's illegal?
332
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,301
Do it for yourself, Spoink.
Hey!
333
00:17:03,335 --> 00:17:06,637
Look, all those kids out there
already think you're a loser.
334
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:07,838
You want to prove them right?
335
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:12,341
Did you just
give me a pep talk?
336
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,984
Hello again, folks.
337
00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:28,323
I just came out to get my pen.
338
00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:36,329
"I've got sunshine
339
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:39,365
"On a cloudy day
340
00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:45,939
"When it's cold outside
341
00:17:45,973 --> 00:17:48,475
"I've got the month of May
342
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:54,615
"Well, I guess you'll say
343
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:58,619
"What can make me
feel this way?
344
00:17:58,653 --> 00:17:59,953
"My girl
345
00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:01,422
"[plays melody]
346
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,625
"Talking 'bout my girl
347
00:18:04,659 --> 00:18:05,926
"My girl
348
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,964
"I've got so much honey
349
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,300
"The bees envy me
350
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:17,304
"I got a sweeter song, baby."
351
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:21,508
"Than the birds in the trees"
352
00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:27,515
I'm glad I found you here. I was worried you
were trapped in an alternate dimension.
353
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:30,484
Here.
354
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:31,652
This will help with the nausea,
355
00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:33,187
but it won't help
with the shame.
356
00:18:33,221 --> 00:18:35,656
How do you get up
on stage like that?
357
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,991
You make it look so easy.
358
00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:39,460
I don't practice
just to annoy you.
359
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,061
I work my ass off.
360
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:43,363
Plus, it helps,
being pretty and talented.
361
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:46,967
Well, I suck. I was worse
than the one-man band.
362
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,470
Yeah, you were.
363
00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:53,941
Luckily, you're good
at other things,
364
00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:58,212
like getting A"s and recycling,
365
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:01,047
and making people feel so bad
that they do something good.
366
00:19:01,082 --> 00:19:04,284
Yeah, but when I do those
things, people don't applaud,
367
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:07,821
and Dad has never worn a stupid
t-shirt with my name on it.
368
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,889
Oh, my God.
369
00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:11,991
You just admitted
you're jealous of me.
370
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,860
Can I capture
this moment on my phone?
371
00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:15,728
I want
Youtube-uploadable proof.
372
00:19:18,999 --> 00:19:21,300
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
373
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,170
I sometimes wish
I had your hair.
374
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:28,241
Again.
375
00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:30,511
[Cameron] "Well
376
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:34,382
"I guess you'll say
377
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:38,652
"What can make me
feel this way?
378
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:39,787
"My girl
379
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:45,058
"Talking 'bout my girl
380
00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,659
"My girl
381
00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:05,777
All right, we get it.
382
00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:07,679
Everyone loves an underdog.
383
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:11,682
Now, as the judges
make their final decisions,
384
00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:14,451
will all the contestants
join me on stage?
385
00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:16,452
Everyone.
386
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:07,599
And the winner of the Padua
High talent show is...
387
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,339
Wow. She's good.
388
00:21:19,374 --> 00:21:21,508
I know. I hate her already.
389
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:23,876
Towel?
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00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:30,000
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