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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,815 --> 00:00:02,464 On "10 Things I hate About You"... 2 00:00:02,474 --> 00:00:08,201 Chastity, I have something to tell you. I'm the one who kissed Joey. 3 00:00:08,235 --> 00:00:12,323 Kat, just get in the car and drive. 4 00:00:12,358 --> 00:00:15,182 I will see you at school tomorrow! 5 00:00:15,217 --> 00:00:17,107 I heard some good news today. Someone got suspended. 6 00:00:17,141 --> 00:00:18,368 Who was it again? Oh, that's right, 7 00:00:18,395 --> 00:00:19,758 it was you. 8 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:21,421 Thanks to you, I'm still an Ivy League candidate. 9 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,354 You're also a liar. What? 10 00:00:23,386 --> 00:00:25,583 This whole time, you've been telling me this is about your principles. 11 00:00:25,617 --> 00:00:28,084 You forgot to mention your principles drive a motorcycle. 12 00:00:28,118 --> 00:00:30,853 So it was Patrick's bag. That's not why I left. 13 00:00:30,887 --> 00:00:31,886 Dad! 14 00:00:37,576 --> 00:00:40,567 Creamed corn for breakfast? You know, corn comes in these cool little flakes now. 15 00:00:40,601 --> 00:00:42,198 I'm not going to eat it. 16 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,728 I'm going to pour it in the toilet and tell Dad I threw up. 17 00:00:44,763 --> 00:00:46,726 Ah, trying to stay home from school. 18 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,525 Use minestrone. It's more believable. 19 00:00:48,559 --> 00:00:51,725 Do we have any? If I show my face, 20 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:54,423 Chastity will torture me for being with Joey. 21 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:58,589 Ha, got you. Morning, Dad. Hi, Daddy. 22 00:00:58,624 --> 00:01:00,322 Morning, sweetie. Creamed corn for breakfast? 23 00:01:00,357 --> 00:01:03,989 Uh, yeah. I was in the mood for something creamy. 24 00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:07,422 Let me heat it up. Otherwise, it might end up in the toilet. 25 00:01:07,457 --> 00:01:10,989 Go get ready. Since your sister lost her driving privileges, 26 00:01:11,023 --> 00:01:14,322 I'm taking you to school. And I'll be riding the bus, 27 00:01:14,356 --> 00:01:16,622 which is totally fair. 28 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:22,489 I accept my punishment without protest. Dad, enough with the silent treatment. 29 00:01:22,524 --> 00:01:25,157 How can I earn your trust back? Drug test? Polygraph? 30 00:01:25,191 --> 00:01:26,824 I'll do anything. 31 00:01:26,858 --> 00:01:29,857 Okay. Stop seeing that deep-voiced man-boy. 32 00:01:29,891 --> 00:01:32,658 Patrick Verona and I are not seeing each other. 33 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,658 And even if we were, which we're not, 34 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:37,992 you can't just tell me to stop. Oh, I thought I could. 35 00:01:38,027 --> 00:01:40,493 Let's compare copies of the parents' handbook. 36 00:01:40,527 --> 00:01:45,694 Oh, wait. You don't have one. It's not his fault I got suspended. 37 00:01:45,729 --> 00:01:47,028 I see. He's not the killer. 38 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,362 He just happens to be around whenever a body shows up. 39 00:01:49,396 --> 00:01:51,230 Kat, you lied to me. 40 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:53,597 You didn't do that before you met him. I didn't lie. 41 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:55,998 I just didn't mention it because I didn't want you to overreact. 42 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,899 I was trying to prevent this. 43 00:01:58,933 --> 00:02:04,400 So you were just being considerate. Pardon me for not saying thank you. 44 00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:05,601 I don't trust him. 45 00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:09,703 Forget about him. Trust me. That's the problem. 46 00:02:09,737 --> 00:02:11,537 Now I don't trust you around him. 47 00:02:11,571 --> 00:02:12,971 Dad, you don't even know him. 48 00:02:13,005 --> 00:02:15,605 You're right. I should get to know him better. 49 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,540 Invite him over for dinner. You can't be serious. 50 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:24,463 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU Episode 12: "DON'T TRUST ME". 51 00:02:24,498 --> 00:02:31,123 English Version By ISUBS.COIL.US. TO TEAM Sync By YesCool- ADDIC7ED.COM 52 00:02:32,982 --> 00:02:36,249 Five alive, I've been looking for you all morning. 53 00:02:36,284 --> 00:02:38,551 You won't believe this awesome dream I had last night. 54 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:42,285 I had just shaved my chest, and you were rubbing warm oil-- 55 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,653 Joey, no PDA. 56 00:02:44,688 --> 00:02:46,954 Why not? Chastity knows we're together now. 57 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:48,921 Because I had a dream, too, 58 00:02:48,956 --> 00:02:50,955 where she assaulted me with a frozen yogurt 59 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:54,991 and then threatened to kill me. Oh, wait. Not a dream. 60 00:02:55,025 --> 00:02:57,959 Relax. It's been a whole weekend. 61 00:02:57,993 --> 00:03:01,494 I'm sure she's over it by now. Here she comes. 62 00:03:01,528 --> 00:03:03,896 No, seriously though, your hair looks amazing. 63 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:06,231 It's like this peaceful waterfall of wonderful. 64 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:07,899 That's exactly what I was going for. 65 00:03:07,934 --> 00:03:12,122 Hi, Chastity. Love the new look. 66 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,182 See? She didn't even say anything. 67 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:28,910 I told you she'd be over it. Joey, you don't understand girls at all. 68 00:03:28,944 --> 00:03:32,979 I'm being iced out. Come here. 69 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,615 Later. Later. 70 00:03:41,185 --> 00:03:43,586 Hey, Cameron. Boy, you're hard to find. 71 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:44,753 I've got some bad news. 72 00:03:44,788 --> 00:03:46,421 You've made the superlatives page. 73 00:03:46,489 --> 00:03:50,623 Oh, let me guess. Most likely to fart during an oral report. 74 00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:54,026 No, nothing like that. You're Mr. Dependable. 75 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:57,227 No, that's worse. Really? That's hard to believe. 76 00:03:57,262 --> 00:03:58,595 Mr. Dependable? 77 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,796 I'll be forever pegged as a doormat. 78 00:04:00,831 --> 00:04:04,865 And why "Mister"? It sounds vaguely emasculating. 79 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:09,535 Come on, it's not that bad. Mr. Rogers. Mr. Belvedere. 80 00:04:09,569 --> 00:04:13,271 There's Mr. T. I pity the fool who forgets him. 81 00:04:13,306 --> 00:04:16,308 Girls don't want to date Mr. Dependable. 82 00:04:16,342 --> 00:04:19,378 They want to date Mr. Quarterback or Mr. Sixpack 83 00:04:19,412 --> 00:04:22,347 or Mr. Stupid Jerk. 84 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:27,051 Some girls would appreciate a guy 85 00:04:27,086 --> 00:04:29,853 who's dependable enough to respond to a simple text message. 86 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,823 Oh, Lexie. 87 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:34,692 You know about the photo shoot. 88 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:36,761 You've been anointed Ms. Dependable. 89 00:04:36,795 --> 00:04:38,262 Me? You're kidding. 90 00:04:38,469 --> 00:04:41,963 This is Cameron. He's Mr. Dependable. 91 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:47,239 I hear they're calling us the dream team. Funny. 92 00:04:47,306 --> 00:04:50,275 Well, I'll see you at the shoot then, Mister. 93 00:04:50,309 --> 00:04:51,843 Look at you, 94 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:54,579 getting your flirt on. I don't know where that came from. 95 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:04,187 Dream team. Hi, everyone. 96 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:08,157 I brought everyone chocolate chip cookies-- warm, right out of the cafeteria oven. 97 00:05:10,927 --> 00:05:12,995 Come on, Chastity's not even here. 98 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:15,197 Does anyone hear a little mosquito buzzing around? 99 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:19,333 It's so annoying. I wish it would go away. 100 00:05:19,368 --> 00:05:22,536 Look, I'm sorry for what happened. I really am. 101 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:24,371 I just want to be friends again. 102 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:27,173 Yeah, can't we-- You should have thought of that before you broke the girl code. 103 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,509 But Joey and Chastity were already broken up. 104 00:05:29,543 --> 00:05:33,212 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the girl code says you can date a friend's ex if she's moved on. 105 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:37,148 But you need permission first. And at least two witnesses. 106 00:05:37,183 --> 00:05:39,317 But then nobody could date anybody. 107 00:05:39,351 --> 00:05:41,886 Okay, the girl code clearly states, and I quote, 108 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,888 even if the first girl gives permission, 109 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:45,890 she could just be saying it without meaning it, 110 00:05:45,924 --> 00:05:47,892 so the second girl should be sensitive enough 111 00:05:47,926 --> 00:05:52,230 not to force the first girl to spell it out, thus making her feel worse. 112 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,498 End quote. 113 00:05:53,532 --> 00:05:56,567 Okay, Miss South Carolina, that made no sense. 114 00:05:56,602 --> 00:06:01,840 Let me make it clear for you. You violated a sacred trust, 115 00:06:01,874 --> 00:06:04,308 and now none of us wants to be friends with you anymore. 116 00:06:04,342 --> 00:06:09,509 Right, girls? Mm-hm. I get it. I'm in Siberia. 117 00:06:09,544 --> 00:06:12,512 But can't you just leave me one friend? 118 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:15,514 How about Dawn? You always said her voice was too nasal. 119 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,182 I'll do anything-- 120 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:21,519 Wash your uniform, flat-iron your hair, just name it. 121 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:24,922 I don't know. How about you break up with Joey? 122 00:06:24,956 --> 00:06:27,190 What? 123 00:06:27,224 --> 00:06:30,859 But there has to be something else. Nope, that's it. That's what you have to do. 124 00:06:30,894 --> 00:06:35,530 You break up with him, and I'll give you your life back. 125 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:39,399 Mm, cookies. Yummy. 126 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:42,202 Mandela. 127 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,537 Hey. 128 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,205 Hey. I was looking for you at lunch today. 129 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,707 I feel like I haven't seen you in ages. 130 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:48,375 It's kind of hard, trying to make time for friends 131 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,477 when you're in a new relationship. 132 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,880 Patrick Verona and I are not in a new relationship. 133 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,215 We hung out twice. Who knows if I'll ever hear from him again? 134 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,051 Well, I-- Hey. 135 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:04,854 I just need two seconds. It's fine. I got to go anyway. 136 00:07:04,889 --> 00:07:09,791 Call you later. PATRIK I just got your text. 137 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:11,527 What's this stupid thing you want to ask me? 138 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:14,763 Okay. You know how my dad is insane. 139 00:07:14,798 --> 00:07:18,500 He made me watch a slide show of some chick giving birth, so yeah. 140 00:07:18,534 --> 00:07:21,102 Now he wants you to come to dinner. I'll pass. 141 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,904 I told you it was stupid, but he's afraid you're a bad influence on me. 142 00:07:23,938 --> 00:07:28,608 Huh. I wonder why. 143 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:32,378 Look, if you don't come over, he says we can't hang out. 144 00:07:32,412 --> 00:07:35,546 He never has to know. This is really, like, high school 101. 145 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,482 But my dad doesn't trust me anymore, and I'm not going to lie to him again. 146 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:42,251 It's just lasagna. In or out? I don't do family dinners. 147 00:07:42,286 --> 00:07:46,088 So that's your answer? Yup. Fine. See you around. 148 00:08:02,657 --> 00:08:04,291 Oh, hi, honey. How was your day? 149 00:08:04,325 --> 00:08:06,459 Did you invite the man-boy? He's not coming to dinner. 150 00:08:06,494 --> 00:08:08,094 He didn't want to submit to the Inquisition. 151 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:11,297 Are you happy now? Of course I'm not happy. 152 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:15,101 Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort. 153 00:08:15,135 --> 00:08:19,637 Thank you for saying that out loud, Dad. That really makes me feel so much better. 154 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:21,973 Oh, Kat. 155 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:28,211 "No more Mr. Man-Boy! We won't see the man-boy! 156 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,380 "She won't kiss the man-boy." 157 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:37,985 Bianca. 158 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,985 Dawn, can we talk? We can't. This is killing me, 159 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:43,154 but if Chastity finds out, she will ice me out too, 160 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,922 and last year, Jenny Young got iced out so bad, she had to move. 161 00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:48,024 I don't want to move. Our house has a pool. 162 00:08:48,059 --> 00:08:49,659 But I miss you so much. 163 00:08:49,693 --> 00:08:52,327 Yesterday, John Gosselin did something super skeevy, 164 00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:54,029 and I had nobody to share it with. 165 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:57,999 Oh, my God, this is so not fair. Can't we figure something out? 166 00:08:58,033 --> 00:09:01,102 I mean, you're on my maid of honor short list. 167 00:09:01,136 --> 00:09:03,871 Oh, my God. You're on my short list. 168 00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:08,274 Maybe you should dump Joey. You've only been dating a week, 169 00:09:08,309 --> 00:09:10,510 and we're going to be at each other's weddings. 170 00:09:10,544 --> 00:09:13,479 But he's so cute, and I like him so much. 171 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:16,614 But I'll be there for you every step of your sadness. 172 00:09:16,649 --> 00:09:18,750 We'll pig out and watch trash TV, 173 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:21,986 and before you know it, you'll be on to the next guy. 174 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:25,188 I'd hug you, but Chastity might smell you on me. 175 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,194 Well, well, well, Ms. Dependable. 176 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:33,896 We meet again. 177 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:37,031 Mr. D. What a surprise. 178 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:39,633 I was wondering whether you've selected your attire 179 00:09:39,668 --> 00:09:41,469 for tomorrow's festivities. 180 00:09:41,503 --> 00:09:46,039 I would hate for us to clash. 181 00:09:46,074 --> 00:09:49,709 Well, why don't I give you my number, 182 00:09:49,744 --> 00:09:52,378 and you can call me tonight and we will work something out. 183 00:09:56,015 --> 00:09:58,315 Oh, hey, can I borrow a pen and a piece of paper? 184 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:01,652 Yeah, I just-- I need to write this down before it smudges. 185 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:06,723 It's a girl's number. I am on fire! 186 00:10:11,363 --> 00:10:15,165 Hey, Five-o, did you hear? We were just named cutest couple. 187 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,069 I was just putting together a list of poses that best convey cutest. 188 00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:21,205 Joey, you really shouldn't be doing that. 189 00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:24,007 But I'm a model. It's what I do. 190 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:27,144 No, I mean I told them we can't accept the honor. 191 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:30,447 But who's cuter than us? No one. 192 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,349 Chastity's convinced all the other cheerleaders 193 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:35,119 that I'm breaking the girl code. 194 00:10:35,153 --> 00:10:36,954 The thing is, 195 00:10:36,988 --> 00:10:42,473 I have to choose between my friends and you. Man, that sucks. 196 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:47,698 Wait, you're not choosing me? 197 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:51,901 Joey, this past week with you has been amazing. 198 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:55,037 But we're just high school sweethearts. 199 00:10:55,072 --> 00:11:00,777 Who knows if we'd even last till prom? But high school girlfriends last forever. 200 00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:04,947 Okay. First of all, you're not choosing me? 201 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,984 But I'm Joey Donner, captain of the football team. 202 00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:10,986 Plus, they just voted me best profile 203 00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:14,156 and whitest teeth and flattest abs. 204 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,993 And further plus... 205 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:22,797 I'm a good guy. I'm sorry. 206 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,334 Okay, then. 207 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:29,505 But just think about this- If your friends were really your friends, 208 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:35,144 would they make you choose? I can't believe you didn't pick me. 209 00:11:39,716 --> 00:11:40,883 Joey, wait. 210 00:11:52,761 --> 00:11:54,028 Hi, Dad. 211 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,697 What's all this? Just making some dinner. 212 00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:59,534 Bianca's not hungry, so that just means more for us. 213 00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:02,036 Ham? You don't eat ham. 214 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:06,406 No, but Patrick Verona does. I asked him what he wanted for dinner, 215 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:11,176 and he said ham. He's coming here? 216 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,645 Yes. He confessed that the reason he freaked out yesterday 217 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:16,815 is because he's starting to feel such strong feelings for me. 218 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:20,319 He felt really vulnerable. He said that? Mm. 219 00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:24,323 Vulnerable. With his deep voice. 220 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:25,657 Mm-hm. 221 00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:27,659 Honestly, Dad, asking him to dinner 222 00:12:27,693 --> 00:12:30,028 is the best thing that could have happened to us. 223 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:33,666 It's pushed us into this whole new level of intimacy, 224 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:38,340 so thank you. Oh, there he is. 225 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,176 Can you get that? I have to check the ham. 226 00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:43,146 Look at me, using a meat thermometer. 227 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:50,386 Hey, Dr. Stratford. Hey, babe. Mm, I smell ham. 228 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:06,885 Okay, enough of that. I have a fork, and I'm not afraid to use it. 229 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,926 So Patrick, tell me about your family. My dad's a tattoo artist. 230 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,996 In fact, when he gets out of debt, he wants to open his own shop. 231 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:23,001 He's kind of a dreamer. Oh. I see. 232 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,670 And does your mom work? Yes, sir. 233 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:31,342 I guess you could call her a dancer. Honey, broccoli? No. I don't eat anything green. 234 00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,676 Right. 235 00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:39,550 So what are you interested in studying at school? Well, I've always wanted to be an astronaut. 236 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:42,019 An astronaut? Really? 237 00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:44,421 I hope you're working hard at science and math. 238 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:47,857 Mm. Well, my back-up plan is to bum around Europe. 239 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:50,993 How fun would that be? Not as much fun as college. 240 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:53,996 But, Dad, I could defer for a year. Get a little life experience under my belt. 241 00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:55,331 Nothing goes under your belt. 242 00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,835 We'll talk about this later. 243 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:02,705 So Dr. Stratford, can I ask you something? Sure. 244 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:05,107 You're a gyno. What's up with that? 245 00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:09,043 What do you an? I mean, isn't it weird? 246 00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:11,746 Like, do you ever run into one of your patients at the market 247 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:15,416 and think "Ooh"? That's it. Okay, it's not weird. 248 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,818 And I can't believe you asked me that at the dinner table. 249 00:14:17,852 --> 00:14:20,320 Not only are you nowhere near qualified to be an astronaut, 250 00:14:20,354 --> 00:14:24,492 you are nowhere near qualified to see my daughter. Get out. 251 00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:30,176 Get out. What's so funny? 252 00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:35,169 Dad, we made all of that up. You've been punked. 253 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:45,009 That went well. He deserved that. 254 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:47,010 Was that true about your parents? 255 00:14:47,044 --> 00:14:48,378 Just one of them. 256 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,250 Hey. 257 00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:14,002 Who did this? Oh, it wasn't me. 258 00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:17,305 But whoever did it should know that I'm a huge fan. 259 00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:19,706 Huge. 260 00:15:19,741 --> 00:15:21,909 Chastity, I get it. I'm dating your ex. 261 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:24,980 And even though I've apologized multiple times, 262 00:15:25,014 --> 00:15:27,015 I understand why you're mad at me. 263 00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:31,052 But what I don't understand is why the rest of you are icing me out. 264 00:15:31,087 --> 00:15:34,989 Oh, my God. We had this conversation. The girl code, remember? 265 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:36,857 Or do you need another recitation? 266 00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:41,528 Brittany, who loaned you a fresh pair of shorts when you needed them the most? 267 00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:42,895 You did. 268 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:46,732 And, Caitlin, who stopped you from cutting your own bangs? 269 00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,466 You did. 270 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:53,337 And, Dawn, have you forgotten all of our fun adventures? 271 00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:57,341 Our web kiss, our raging party. Those were fun adventures. 272 00:15:57,376 --> 00:16:02,747 Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. We get it. I thought you guys were my friends. 273 00:16:02,781 --> 00:16:06,117 I broke up with Joey so we could stay friends. 274 00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:09,954 And then, a second later, I got back together with him, 275 00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:13,291 because I realized real friends would never make me choose 276 00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:17,528 between them and my totally hot, wonderful new boyfriend. 277 00:16:28,673 --> 00:16:34,509 And that concludes this amateur production of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Thank you. 278 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,789 Oh, here they are- our cutest couple, right on time. 279 00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:46,790 Mandela. 280 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:51,225 Yeah, hi. Kat, this is-- Oh, no, no, no. Hell, no. 281 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,995 You did not tell me she was going to take the picture. 282 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:59,633 I told you, Baby, we're just good friends. Friends? Uh-uh. She's no friend of mine. 283 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,836 Why did she just spit on me? 284 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:06,606 That's my new girlfriend, baby. She's sweet, but crazy jealous. 285 00:17:06,641 --> 00:17:11,277 Is it weird I find it hot? Hello? Mandy, I'm waiting. 286 00:17:11,311 --> 00:17:14,947 I'm sure she'll calm down, some day, but in the mean time, 287 00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:17,315 it's probably best if we don't talk. 288 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,285 This is just plain disrespectful. I'm out of here. 289 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:24,822 Baby, wait. Good luck with Patrick. 290 00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:30,627 Ms. D, we are eagerly awaiting your presence at the photo shoot. 291 00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:32,462 Now, I don't know if you got any of my voice mails 292 00:17:32,496 --> 00:17:33,897 or text messages last night, 293 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,031 but I did indeed go 294 00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:37,634 with the khaki pants and a sports jacket, 295 00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:41,046 so that should go with just about anything. Any-Hoo, 296 00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:46,141 This is Mr. D, signing off. Okay, Dependables, you're up. 297 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:50,013 But Lexie isn't here yet, and she hasn't returned any of my calls. 298 00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:53,383 I'm worried she may not be that dependable after all. 299 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,985 Oh, you mean Lexie Greenburg. 300 00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:57,153 Yeah, Kat got her confused with Lexie Greenblatt. 301 00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:59,422 She's our real Ms. Dependable. 302 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:04,928 Okay. Not a loss. It's fine. It's totally fine. 303 00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:08,266 I flirted with a cute girl, and she gave me her number. 304 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,934 I call that a step in the right direction. 305 00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,370 Whatever, dude. Let's just take the picture. Come on. Let's go. 306 00:18:12,404 --> 00:18:15,306 Come on, come on. Hey, thanks, Kat. 307 00:18:18,877 --> 00:18:22,612 I smell ham. 308 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,982 Hey. Just wanted to make sure your dad didn't lock you in the basement. 309 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:29,219 Luckily, we don't have one, but it's still kind of tense. 310 00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:31,620 You know what? I think it's cool how upset he gets about you. 311 00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:36,623 It shows how much he cares. Guess what. 312 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,292 Congratulations, you guys were named Cutest Couple. 313 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,362 People love their Katrick. No. 314 00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:45,965 You made the right decision, Fiver. I'll be your best friend and your boyfriend. 315 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,302 Thanks, Joey, but it's not the same. See, when I get a text from you, 316 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,972 who am I going to talk to about how long I should wait till I text you back? 317 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,307 And how am I going to dissect your every move? 318 00:18:56,341 --> 00:18:58,509 It's not as much fun if I do it with you. 319 00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:01,378 Hey, Bianca. We're making a smoothie run. You want to come? 320 00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:04,247 What about Chastity? We told her that you're our friend, 321 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:08,918 and we're not going to ice you out. Still, we should grab some for Chastity. 322 00:19:08,952 --> 00:19:11,053 Well, I'm just saying. 323 00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:14,691 Are you okay if I-- Go, have fun. I'll call you later. 324 00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:17,560 Hey, guys, wait up. 325 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:21,131 Oh, my God. I am so going to mention this moment in my toast at your wedding. 326 00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:35,145 Are we going to talk about this? 327 00:19:37,848 --> 00:19:40,484 Dad, you're an adult. Use your words. 328 00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,290 What you did to me last night was very mean-spirited. 329 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,559 Hey, you started it. Really? How so? 330 00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,127 You made me invite Patrick over for dinner 331 00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:53,263 because you were hoping it would scare him off. 332 00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:57,600 Don't be preposterous. And even if I did, can you blame me? 333 00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,636 You were disobeying rules, getting into trouble, disregarding me-- 334 00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:03,606 I'm not going to just sit by and watch while your life spirals out of control. 335 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,307 I'm your father. I know. 336 00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,976 But if you keep this up, I'll be forced to go underground and lie, 337 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,143 like every other teenager. 338 00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:11,312 Then you really won't be able to trust me. 339 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:14,448 Is that what you want? God, no. 340 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:21,987 Why is this happening? Nothing's happening. I'm just growing up. 341 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,022 Well, stop. 342 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,161 You were always the one I never had to worry about, but now... 343 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,197 I have no idea how to do this. Your mom... 344 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:39,001 There is no parent's handbook. 345 00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:41,737 I just made that up. Really? 346 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:46,675 Dad, you're a great father. You've raised me well. 347 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,145 I'm not going to surround myself with shady people. 348 00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:51,347 You said yourself you don't even know this guy. 349 00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:55,817 I don't. But if I learn he's bad news, he's gone. I promise you. 350 00:20:55,851 --> 00:20:59,186 I'm still not happy. That dinner was scary. 351 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:03,958 You're telling me. I made a ham. 352 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:06,660 Want to watch the game? 353 00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:18,672 English Version By ISUBS.COIL.US.TO TEAM Sync By YesCool- ADDIC7ED.COM 354 00:21:18,722 --> 00:21:23,272 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30003

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