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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:04,404 [ALARM CLOCK RINGS, THEN STOPS] 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:07,282 [JUGHEAD] This is the story of two teenage boys 3 00:00:07,366 --> 00:00:08,659 living under the same roof. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,495 They go to the same school, they think about the same things, 5 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:12,996 mostly cars and girls, 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,791 but very different passions drive them. 7 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:19,336 On a normal, typical morning, the first thing these two boys do 8 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,005 is go for a run through the still asleep town. 9 00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:24,758 For Reggie, the run is a warmup 10 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,469 before he turns to his true love, basketball. 11 00:00:29,221 --> 00:00:31,473 For Archie, it's a different kind of warmup 12 00:00:31,556 --> 00:00:33,558 before putting pencil to paper. 13 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,813 Mind you, today isn't a normal, typical morning. 14 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,524 It's the day after Halloween. 15 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:44,945 When a car full of Bulldogs drove off a bridge and into Sweetwater River. 16 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:49,449 Team captain Julian Blossom had been behind the wheel. 17 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:53,036 All the Bulldogs most likely would have drowned if not for Reggie, 18 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,330 who pulled them from the water, one by one. 19 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,544 But Julian Blossom was unconscious, hovering between life and death. 20 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,503 [MONITOR BEEPING] 21 00:01:02,087 --> 00:01:06,591 Even as Frank Andrews was doing his best to calm down an enraged Clifford Blossom. 22 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:09,886 I knew bringing that punk in was a bad idea. 23 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:13,140 It's his fault, it had to have been, and I want him off my team. 24 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,518 Mayor Blossom, we're still piecing together what happened, 25 00:01:16,601 --> 00:01:20,397 but it's my understanding that it was Julian behind the wheel. 26 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,898 You know what I do know? 27 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:25,485 That that thug has been trouble since the day he got here, 28 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:27,404 and I want him gone. 29 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:30,073 You shouldn't be thinking about the team right now. 30 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:34,244 You should focus on your son. Everything else can be sorted out later. 31 00:01:35,203 --> 00:01:37,914 [JUGHEAD] The Bulldogs weren't the only Halloween tragedy that night. 32 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:41,543 The milkman had tried to murder my bud, Ethel Muggs. 33 00:01:41,626 --> 00:01:47,382 It was the same milkman that I saw leaving my house 34 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:49,676 after he killed my parents, sheriff. 35 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:54,931 I wrestled the knife out of his hand, and then... 36 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,185 It was self-defense, sheriff. 37 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,645 In case you're getting any funny ideas. 38 00:02:01,646 --> 00:02:05,150 Well, at least all our questions have finally been answered. 39 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:06,777 Are you joshing us? 40 00:02:08,153 --> 00:02:09,738 Now I have even more questions. 41 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:12,741 Should I go to the station and make a statement? 42 00:02:12,824 --> 00:02:15,160 No. That won't be necessary. 43 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:18,538 This strikes me as an open-and-shut case. 44 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:19,915 Open and shut? 45 00:02:19,998 --> 00:02:24,461 Sheriff, whoever this maniac is, killed Ethel's parents, 46 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,880 killed Mr. Rayberry, and tried to bump off Ethel. 47 00:02:27,672 --> 00:02:29,466 If you have all the answers, who is he? 48 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:33,220 Huh? Who is the milkman? 49 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:34,888 I will get to that. 50 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:37,432 Maybe his fingerprints are on file at the office, 51 00:02:37,516 --> 00:02:40,936 but in the meantime, we need to get Ethel back to the Sisters. 52 00:02:41,019 --> 00:02:42,729 - No. - [JUGHEAD] No. No, no. 53 00:02:42,813 --> 00:02:45,148 The Sisters were abusing Ethel. She'll come with me. 54 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,401 She needs to be in the care of an adult, Jughead. 55 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:53,490 Well, that may be so, but not the Sisters. 56 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,617 [PHONE RINGS] 57 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,828 Frank, Archie. Do you have any news? 58 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,457 Jughead, slow down. What is this about Ethel? 59 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:04,876 What? 60 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:12,676 Ethel, dear. 61 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:15,679 Mary and I have been discussing everything, 62 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,222 and we've made a decision. 63 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:19,558 Given everything that's been going on, 64 00:03:19,641 --> 00:03:23,395 we both think that it might best if you stay with the Coopers. 65 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:24,563 What...? Again? 66 00:03:25,146 --> 00:03:27,816 No. The last time that I stayed with Mrs. Cooper, 67 00:03:27,899 --> 00:03:29,651 she sent me to that horrible place. 68 00:03:29,734 --> 00:03:31,319 Oh, honestly, Ethel. 69 00:03:31,403 --> 00:03:34,698 Sending you to the Sisters was more Mr. Cooper's idea. 70 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,326 So let's get you settled in my sewing room. 71 00:03:40,412 --> 00:03:41,746 Come along, dear. 72 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:55,135 If you hadn't been there, those Bulldogs would've drowned. 73 00:03:57,012 --> 00:03:59,181 You saved their lives, Reggie, even Julian. 74 00:03:59,264 --> 00:04:01,433 - You're a hero. - I'm no hero. 75 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,938 When I realized I was the only one who'd gotten free from the car 76 00:04:07,022 --> 00:04:08,565 and kicked to the surface, 77 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,652 I knew that I had to dive back down there... 78 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,905 and get everyone out. 79 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:19,784 {\an8}Even in that moment, I knew that if any of those guys died... 80 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,580 {\an8}especially Blossom... 81 00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:26,458 that I'd be blamed for it. 82 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:29,044 They would've locked me up for the rest of my life. 83 00:04:29,127 --> 00:04:30,921 Or done worse than lock me up. 84 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:49,439 Good morning. 85 00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:53,443 {\an8}I'm heading to school now, Ethel, if you wanted to walk with me. 86 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,029 {\an8}- Sure. - Don't be ridiculous, Elizabeth. 87 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:58,365 {\an8}I'll be driving Ethel to school this morning. 88 00:05:07,832 --> 00:05:10,126 {\an8}My mom is such a phony-baloney. 89 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,796 {\an8}She sent Ethel away to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, 90 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,464 {\an8}and now she's playing nice with her 91 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:18,426 {\an8}and treating me like I'm some unwanted guest. 92 00:05:19,177 --> 00:05:22,013 {\an8}I tell you, Vee, I have half a mind to run away. 93 00:05:22,097 --> 00:05:25,058 {\an8}You don't have to sell me on the pain of phony parents. 94 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:30,939 {\an8}And I'd invite you to stay with me at The Pembrooke, but truth be told, 95 00:05:31,022 --> 00:05:33,441 {\an8}I've been living at the Babylonium 96 00:05:33,525 --> 00:05:36,444 ever since my parents locked me out of our apartment. 97 00:05:37,153 --> 00:05:40,073 {\an8}What? You're living at the movie theater? 98 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:43,743 {\an8}Veronica Lodge is nothing more than a common squatter. 99 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:47,330 {\an8}Let me ask you, have you tried breaking back in? 100 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:55,422 {\an8}I know that this is a difficult time, but I did wanna share, aloud, 101 00:05:55,505 --> 00:05:58,425 {\an8}a poem that one of you turned in last week. 102 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,013 It's titled, "Phantom." 103 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,310 They tell me I'm solid 104 00:06:10,061 --> 00:06:11,855 {\an8}They pat me on the back 105 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,858 {\an8}They see a son A student 106 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:16,943 {\an8}A team player 107 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,155 {\an8}They see a boy like any other 108 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:22,991 {\an8}But I look in the mirror 109 00:06:24,325 --> 00:06:25,952 {\an8}And there's no one there 110 00:06:26,578 --> 00:06:28,455 {\an8}Just smoke and mirrors 111 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:32,125 {\an8}And I do not know how to be solid 112 00:06:36,671 --> 00:06:38,089 {\an8}Any thoughts, class? 113 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,717 It was beautiful. 114 00:06:41,885 --> 00:06:42,719 {\an8}[KEVIN] Yeah. 115 00:06:43,386 --> 00:06:44,679 That was incredible, Clay. 116 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:47,932 I agree, but I didn't write it. 117 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:52,812 No, it was not Mr. Walker's poem. 118 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,148 It was Mr. Andrews' work. 119 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:57,317 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 120 00:06:59,277 --> 00:07:01,654 {\an8}I wish you'd speak up more in class, Archie. 121 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,867 {\an8}Based on this poem, it's clear you have a lot to say. 122 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,038 {\an8}All right, fellas, listen up. 123 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:14,793 {\an8}We're scheduled for our big game against Stonewall Prep this Friday night. 124 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:17,962 {\an8}But after recent events... 125 00:07:19,214 --> 00:07:23,426 we've decided to name a new captain while Julian, God willing, recovers. 126 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:25,345 And that captain... 127 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:27,847 will be Archie. 128 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:29,974 [FANGS] All right, Archie. 129 00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:36,106 Now, let's all take a knee 130 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,817 and say a prayer for our Bulldog brother in distress. 131 00:07:41,653 --> 00:07:44,489 {\an8}We're so happy to have you back with us, Ethel. 132 00:07:44,572 --> 00:07:46,741 Yes, I admit, it's quite the reversal. 133 00:07:46,825 --> 00:07:49,994 But you proved your sanity 134 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:54,040 by single-handedly dispatching that, uh, drifter. 135 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:55,583 A drifter? 136 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:58,294 Who said that the milkman was a drifter? 137 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,588 Sheriff Keller, if I'm not mistaken. 138 00:08:00,672 --> 00:08:02,298 It's obvious what happened. 139 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:07,470 This drifter, his mind was poisoned by the dreck Pep Comics publishes 140 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,515 and he was inspired to go on a murderous rampage. 141 00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:14,060 Much like the original comic book. 142 00:08:14,144 --> 00:08:17,188 Then he must've stolen a milkman's uniform 143 00:08:17,272 --> 00:08:21,526 and begun killing to satisfy some insane bloodlust. 144 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:24,654 [WHISTLES] 145 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,407 Well, that does makes perfect sense. 146 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:33,163 Except, why would he kill Ethel's parents, and then Brad Rayberry, 147 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,541 and then try to get Ethel herself? 148 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,294 Do you really think that a drifter would do that? 149 00:08:39,377 --> 00:08:43,465 Yes, don't drifters usually move on? 150 00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,216 Drift. 151 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:50,388 Neither of you are in a position to theorize. 152 00:08:50,472 --> 00:08:52,974 We have told you exactly what happened. 153 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:58,813 Now, I hope that you both finally see 154 00:08:58,897 --> 00:09:01,316 the very real danger... 155 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,445 in what comic books pose to society. 156 00:09:14,996 --> 00:09:17,290 - Uncle Frank? - Hey, Archie. 157 00:09:21,085 --> 00:09:26,174 [SIGHS] I, uh... I'm honored to be named captain of this team, 158 00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:28,760 but shouldn't it be Reggie? 159 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:31,846 He's our strongest player by a mile. 160 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:34,224 Well, that may be so, Archie, but... 161 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,434 this wasn't my call. 162 00:09:36,518 --> 00:09:38,645 Clifford Blossom wanted you to step up. 163 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:41,022 And given the fact that he sponsors the Bulldogs, 164 00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:43,107 I thought it best to respect his wishes. 165 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,568 Clifford Blossom's had it out for Reggie since day one. 166 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,820 The Bulldogs are the mayor's pride and joy. 167 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,614 My strong advice... 168 00:09:50,865 --> 00:09:52,033 leave this one alone. 169 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,913 But I'm glad you came to see me. 170 00:09:57,914 --> 00:09:59,874 There's something I wanna give you. 171 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,297 Is that...? 172 00:10:06,381 --> 00:10:08,132 Your dad's captain's patch. 173 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:12,845 I know he'd want you wearing it for your first game as team captain. 174 00:10:18,393 --> 00:10:19,561 Okay, Uncle Frank. 175 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,570 I'm leaving. I'm going to stay with my friend Veronica. 176 00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:30,612 It'll just be the two of us in her apartment 177 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:31,738 {\an8}doing whatever we want. 178 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,533 {\an8}When have you not, Elizabeth? 179 00:10:34,616 --> 00:10:36,034 {\an8}["SEE SAW" PLAYING] 180 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,001 Where did you learn how to do that? 181 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:46,128 Pick a lock with a bobby pin? 182 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:50,924 Don't laugh, but my Tracy True Teen Detective Handbook. 183 00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:52,259 Laugh? 184 00:10:52,342 --> 00:10:54,261 Betty, I love those books. 185 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,971 Okay. Question. 186 00:10:56,054 --> 00:10:59,600 How quiet do we have to be in here so as not to alert...? 187 00:10:59,683 --> 00:11:00,934 His name is Smithers. 188 00:11:01,018 --> 00:11:04,146 And we can be as loud as we want when we're in the apartment. 189 00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:06,773 It's just when we're going up and down the back staircase 190 00:11:06,857 --> 00:11:08,483 that we have to be mindful. 191 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,110 I told the boys that too. 192 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:11,820 What boys? 193 00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:13,739 Archie and Reggie? 194 00:11:13,822 --> 00:11:16,033 God, no. I actually wanna have some fun. 195 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,994 So I invited Kevin and Clay 196 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:21,830 to come over after closing up at the Babylonium. 197 00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:29,296 Father, I just got back from the hospital. 198 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:32,507 Please tell me the rumors about basketball season continuing 199 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,510 whilst Julian languishes are just that, rumors. 200 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,764 [CHUCKLES] You're brother's always been a dunce. 201 00:11:38,847 --> 00:11:40,932 He made his bed, let him lay in it. 202 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:47,147 As for the season, yes, Cheryl, it will continue as scheduled. 203 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,774 It must. 204 00:11:48,857 --> 00:11:52,486 Are you truly so desperate to relive your glory days as a Bulldog 205 00:11:52,569 --> 00:11:54,404 that you would forsake your own son? 206 00:11:54,488 --> 00:11:57,324 Yes, I was a Bulldog. 207 00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:02,996 And I'd do anything to go back to those days again. 208 00:12:05,499 --> 00:12:09,211 When I first realized that a winning team can unite a town... 209 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:13,507 [CHUCKLES] You give the people that, they'll follow you anywhere. 210 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:15,634 I certainly won't be shaking my pompoms 211 00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:18,845 while my brother hovers between life and death. 212 00:12:19,513 --> 00:12:20,597 Oh, yes, you will. 213 00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:28,021 You will put on your little happy face, 214 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:32,901 and you will cheer your little heart out, until your spoiled pink lungs bleed. 215 00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:36,238 Or you'll suffer a fate worse than Julian's. 216 00:12:37,572 --> 00:12:40,367 - [GASPS] - Do I make myself clear? 217 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:52,587 ♪ I'm gonna wash that man Right out of my hair ♪ 218 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,257 ♪ I'm gonna wash that man Right out of my hair ♪ 219 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,343 ♪ I'm gonna wave that man Right out of my arms ♪ 220 00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:01,805 ♪ And send him on his way ♪ 221 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:03,974 ♪ Don't try to patch it up ♪ 222 00:13:04,057 --> 00:13:06,101 [ALL] ♪ Tear it up, tear it up ♪ 223 00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,436 ♪ Wash him out, dry him out ♪ 224 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:08,895 [ALL] ♪ Push him out, fly him out ♪ 225 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:12,274 ♪ Cancel him and let him go ♪ 226 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:14,401 [ALL] ♪ Yeah, sister ♪ 227 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,820 Sing it, Betty. 228 00:13:16,903 --> 00:13:20,198 ♪ If the man don't understand you ♪ 229 00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:23,452 ♪ If you fly on separate beams ♪ 230 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,580 ♪ Waste no time, make a change ♪ 231 00:13:26,663 --> 00:13:29,624 ♪ Ride that man right off your range ♪ 232 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,544 ♪ Rub him out of the roll call ♪ 233 00:13:32,627 --> 00:13:35,380 ♪ And drum him out of your dreams ♪ 234 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:38,091 [ALL] ♪ Oh, ho ♪ 235 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,178 ♪ If you laugh at different comics ♪ 236 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:45,140 ♪ If you root for different teams ♪ 237 00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:48,226 ♪ Waste no time, weep no more ♪ 238 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:51,521 ♪ Show him what the door is for ♪ 239 00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:54,274 ♪ Rub him out of the roll call ♪ 240 00:13:54,357 --> 00:13:57,402 ♪ And drum him out of your dreams ♪ 241 00:13:57,486 --> 00:14:00,280 [ALL] ♪ Oh, ho ♪ 242 00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:04,659 ♪ Oh, ho ♪ 243 00:14:05,785 --> 00:14:08,747 ♪ We went and washed that man Right out of our hair ♪ 244 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,875 ♪ We went and washed that man Right out of our hair ♪ 245 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,628 ♪ We went and washed that man Right out of our hair ♪ 246 00:14:14,711 --> 00:14:18,465 ♪ And sent him on his way ♪ 247 00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:19,508 [ALL LAUGHING] 248 00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:24,346 - [VERONICA] Care for a top-off? - Yes, please. 249 00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:27,265 Thank you, Vee. This rum is so sweet and yummy. 250 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:29,768 Isn't it? I'll say this about my parents. 251 00:14:29,851 --> 00:14:32,813 They keep their liquor cabinet well-stocked. 252 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:36,650 Kev, this is so much more of a kick than when you and I were going steady. 253 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:37,901 Oh, I agree. 254 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,028 And speaking of dating, 255 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:42,239 how was your Halloween with Archie and Reggie? 256 00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:44,324 With everything that happened, I forgot to ask. 257 00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:49,746 It seemed like something was percolating with Archie, 258 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:53,250 and we did kiss, but then... 259 00:14:56,711 --> 00:15:01,383 I'll be honest, I thought you and Reggie might have made a love connection. 260 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:07,055 Well, now that we're talking about both Archie and Reggie... 261 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,683 Kevin, Clay. 262 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:13,311 You fellas are always in the boys' locker room together. 263 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:16,648 Tell us, who's packing the most heat? 264 00:15:16,731 --> 00:15:18,608 Veronica! 265 00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:20,443 - Uh... - Hard to tell. 266 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:22,904 Oh, come off it, we all know how it goes. 267 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,740 It's after gym class. You're having a steam. 268 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,325 You're snapping towels. 269 00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:30,287 Are you seriously telling us that neither of you 270 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,289 has ever cast an eyeball their way? 271 00:15:32,956 --> 00:15:35,208 I will say that both Archie and Reggie... 272 00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:37,752 both have a lot to be proud of. 273 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,881 I am not surprised. I felt as much with Archie. 274 00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:45,927 Okay. But, uh, the real story coming out of the boys' locker room... 275 00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,430 Yes. Julian Blossom? 276 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:49,890 - No. - Fangs Fogarty? 277 00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:50,807 [BOTH] No. 278 00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:54,060 Dilton Doiley. 279 00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:56,354 [BOTH SCREAM] 280 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:59,274 - No. - It's always the little ones. 281 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,527 Well, to Dilton Doiley. 282 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,571 And all the boys of Riverdale High. 283 00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:07,198 [ALL] To all the boys. 284 00:16:09,284 --> 00:16:12,078 - [CROWD CHEERING] - [BOISTEROUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] 285 00:16:37,312 --> 00:16:39,230 [CHERYL] Now that you've met our starting lineup, 286 00:16:39,314 --> 00:16:42,108 please give a big Riverdale welcome to the man who's going to lead us 287 00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:45,445 to certain victory against the Stonewall Stallions, 288 00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:47,489 and our new team captain... 289 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,242 Archie Andrews. 290 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:53,411 [CHEERING] 291 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,295 Are you okay, Cheryl? 292 00:17:03,171 --> 00:17:06,341 I'm fine. Just doing as is demanded of me. 293 00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:11,888 Captain Andrews, will you please say a few words to your loyal fans? 294 00:17:11,972 --> 00:17:14,891 - [BOY] Yeah, take us to victory, Archie! - [GIRL] All right! 295 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,270 - Um... [CLEARS THROAT] - [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK WHINES] 296 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:26,778 Uh, the fact is, I'm not really great with words. 297 00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:29,197 But, uh... 298 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,615 [MICROPHONE WHINES] 299 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,875 It was nice, what you said in the gym. 300 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:44,129 Come on, Mrs. Thornton. I was awful. 301 00:17:44,212 --> 00:17:47,590 Well, it might not have been the Gettysburg Address, but... 302 00:17:48,174 --> 00:17:50,802 it's hard to speak off the cuff like that. 303 00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:55,557 However, when you write, you do so with passion, 304 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,642 clarity, heart. 305 00:17:57,726 --> 00:18:01,604 Well, that's swell of you to say, but we both know that I'm not... 306 00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,732 No, no. Stop right there. 307 00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:10,363 I know putting pencil to paper is not as exciting 308 00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:14,034 as being captain of a sports team, but... 309 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,162 But I assure you, it can be. 310 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:22,167 And I hope you'll think about putting as much energy into your writing 311 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,961 as you do into basketball someday. 312 00:18:30,258 --> 00:18:32,093 Holy hell, freckles. 313 00:18:32,802 --> 00:18:35,430 From what I've been hearing, you survived those crazy nuns, 314 00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:38,600 took out a killer, and cleared your name. 315 00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:41,227 That's not bad for a teenybopper. Not bad at all. 316 00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:45,774 Thank you, Mr. Fieldstone. I'm really just jazzed to be back. 317 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:49,319 Well, let's get you drawing another story ASAP. Hmm? 318 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:53,573 - Jughead here will write a script for you. - Oh, golly, we'd love that. 319 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:57,243 I am looking at the dream team. 320 00:18:57,827 --> 00:19:00,580 So pitch me. Sky's the limit. Name it. 321 00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,165 Anything you wanna do. 322 00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:06,669 Well, in that case, I would love to do a sequel to The Milkman Cometh story. 323 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:09,297 I think that we could just make something... 324 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,799 Anything but that. 325 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:13,259 Forget the milkman, the milkman is dead. 326 00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:15,804 You literally killed him. He's old news. 327 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,014 Well, Ethel and I were discussing 328 00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:23,228 that The Milkman Cometh is still one of your best-selling issues of all time. 329 00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:26,106 With everything that's happened, why not capitalize upon it? 330 00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:28,525 Because the heat's on us right now. 331 00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,444 Everybody's talking about the latest editorial 332 00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:32,862 that quack Werthers wrote. 333 00:19:32,946 --> 00:19:34,489 Hell, even the AP picked it up. 334 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:38,368 We gotta be circumspect. 335 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:40,078 For a little while, at least. 336 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:43,289 So give me a story about a zombie, 337 00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:46,918 or a goblin, anything but a milkman, capisce? 338 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:51,381 From now on, consider me lactose intolerant. 339 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:58,763 As Coco Chanel allegedly said, 340 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:03,393 "The best cure for a hangover is spending money on new clothes." 341 00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:06,479 It sounds better in French, but the point still stands. 342 00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,566 Are you girls finding everything all right? 343 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,570 Mrs. Andrews, these pieces are stunning. 344 00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:16,739 - Your taste is très magnifique. - Thank you. 345 00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:20,743 Could you please have these two dresses sent over to The Pembrooke? 346 00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:22,120 Of course. 347 00:20:23,329 --> 00:20:25,498 - And yours too, Betty? - Yes, please. 348 00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:28,418 You're staying there as well? 349 00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:33,047 Yes, ma'am. But don't worry, my mother is copacetic with it. 350 00:20:37,927 --> 00:20:39,095 Copacetic. 351 00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:41,181 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 352 00:20:41,264 --> 00:20:43,224 What the hell? They've got Peppy. 353 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,393 - Give our mascot back. - Hey, simmer down, red. 354 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,938 You'll get your chance to win him back on the court. 355 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,773 Of course, Mantle there, he's a choker. 356 00:20:51,441 --> 00:20:53,610 Yeah, you put him under pressure and he cracks. 357 00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:56,362 That's how it was when he played for us at Stonewall. 358 00:20:56,446 --> 00:21:00,575 And dollars to donuts, he's gonna fold like a sheet again this weekend. 359 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:05,872 Shut your mouth before I give you a freaking knuckle sandwich. 360 00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:07,207 Save it for the game. 361 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,628 We're real sorry to hear about Julian. Such a tragedy. 362 00:21:12,378 --> 00:21:15,882 But, hey, you know, we were thinking of getting a wager going with you chumps. 363 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:19,636 But Stonewall doesn't play for food stamps. 364 00:21:31,898 --> 00:21:35,485 {\an8}I know these turkeys. I played with them, so I know how to beat them. 365 00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,321 First up, Weston Wallis. 366 00:21:38,404 --> 00:21:41,908 Has legitimate skills, but can't sink a shot from outside the key. 367 00:21:41,991 --> 00:21:44,494 Fangs, it's your job to keep him there. 368 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,830 That way, he'll be tossing up air balls all night. 369 00:21:47,914 --> 00:21:50,917 Nothing I dig more than humiliating a rich boy. 370 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,669 - Consider it done. - Good man. 371 00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:54,170 Next up, Tank. 372 00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:58,424 Looks like Boris Karloff, but he panics when you crowd him. 373 00:21:58,508 --> 00:22:02,011 Archie, that's your target. Stay on him like the paint on the side of a barn. 374 00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:06,391 Andrews, you with us? 375 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:09,894 He's a barn. I'm paint. Got it. 376 00:22:10,728 --> 00:22:11,646 Righteous. 377 00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:15,900 What's eating you? 378 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:19,153 Is it because Peppy got dog-napped? 379 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:22,323 Don't worry. We'll get him back. Guaranteed. 380 00:22:23,491 --> 00:22:25,493 It's not that. It's... 381 00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:29,455 I feel like an imposter. 382 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:33,042 I shouldn't be the captain of this team, Reg. 383 00:22:33,126 --> 00:22:34,460 You should be the captain. 384 00:22:35,628 --> 00:22:37,255 I mean, you're made for it. 385 00:22:37,338 --> 00:22:39,424 Heck, it's your dream. 386 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:42,385 I don't think about that kind of stuff. 387 00:22:43,094 --> 00:22:45,179 As far as dreams, I don't have any. 388 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,222 I have a plan. 389 00:22:47,056 --> 00:22:50,184 To win the game this Friday night, and then the game after that. 390 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,562 And to keep on winning until I go pro. 391 00:22:55,523 --> 00:22:57,025 You got your eyes on the prize. 392 00:22:57,817 --> 00:23:00,945 And you know what you do to get it. I wish I could say the same about myself. 393 00:23:02,739 --> 00:23:04,657 Can't you, captain? 394 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,790 I play basketball... 395 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,753 because it's a way for me to feel close to my dad. 396 00:23:18,171 --> 00:23:20,131 Not because it's my passion. 397 00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:21,674 So, what's your passion? 398 00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:23,009 Cars? 399 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:24,886 Girls? 400 00:23:27,096 --> 00:23:28,848 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 401 00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:50,661 Hey, we talked about this. Didn't you hear Mr. Fieldstone? 402 00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:52,580 We got an ixnay on the ilkman-may. 403 00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:53,748 I can't. 404 00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,418 I can't, Jughead. 405 00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,378 What gives? 406 00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:03,674 Is it really so important to do another milkman story? 407 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:09,472 You know, since this whole thing started, no one but you has believed me. 408 00:24:09,555 --> 00:24:13,267 People were telling me that I was delusional, 409 00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:16,854 or that I flipped a lid, or that I killed my parents. 410 00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:20,733 To the point where I started to doubt my sanity. 411 00:24:20,817 --> 00:24:22,527 And now the milkman is dead. 412 00:24:27,198 --> 00:24:32,954 And everybody is still trying to tell me what happened and how it happened. 413 00:24:33,663 --> 00:24:35,331 Why? I don't know. 414 00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:43,005 But I do know that I'm so tired... 415 00:24:43,923 --> 00:24:49,178 of people telling me what I went through and what I experienced. 416 00:24:52,682 --> 00:24:54,684 I wanna tell my story. 417 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,437 Or at least a version of it. 418 00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:04,443 Even if it's just in a comic book. 419 00:25:05,653 --> 00:25:08,865 Well, hey, that makes a lot of sense. 420 00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,617 And you'll draw the heck out of it. 421 00:25:14,078 --> 00:25:17,206 We just have to figure out a creative way to have our cake and eat it. 422 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:20,918 Without a glass of milk, of course. [CHUCKLES] 423 00:25:24,463 --> 00:25:28,509 This particular shade of pink is Grace Kelly's favorite. 424 00:25:29,343 --> 00:25:33,639 It's from the most fantabulous makeup shop on Larchmont Boulevard. 425 00:25:34,307 --> 00:25:37,685 My mom used to take me, and we'd do exactly this. 426 00:25:38,936 --> 00:25:41,439 She'd paint my nails right before bedtime. 427 00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:47,028 My mom stopped tucking me in after I got my gift from Mother Nature. 428 00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:51,782 She said that I was now a woman and didn't need to be coddled. 429 00:25:53,409 --> 00:25:54,410 It's funny, 430 00:25:54,493 --> 00:25:56,996 I practically ran away from home and she... 431 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:01,542 doesn't seem to care. 432 00:26:04,045 --> 00:26:09,425 Will you look at us, 16 years old, living without our mothers. 433 00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:11,219 Effectively orphans. 434 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:16,974 - Can I tell you something, Vee? - Of course, Bee. Anything. 435 00:26:17,058 --> 00:26:20,102 I feel so different from everyone else in my family. 436 00:26:20,186 --> 00:26:23,856 Sometimes I wonder if I was adopted. 437 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:29,237 - Is it just you and your parents? - I have an older sister, Polly. 438 00:26:29,904 --> 00:26:32,365 She left Riverdale as soon as she turned 18. 439 00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:35,326 Do you ever talk to her about how you feel? 440 00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:37,161 She's so busy. 441 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:39,789 Well, if you were adopted, 442 00:26:39,872 --> 00:26:42,416 your family is the luckiest on earth. 443 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,503 Because you, Betty Cooper, are aces. 444 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:49,757 Not to mention beautiful to boot. 445 00:26:50,591 --> 00:26:55,263 You know, if we're divulging our deepest, darkest secrets, 446 00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:58,766 I've always had this paralyzing fear that... 447 00:26:59,892 --> 00:27:01,560 That I was a mistake. 448 00:27:02,937 --> 00:27:03,980 Unplanned. 449 00:27:05,106 --> 00:27:08,150 And that my mother and father never stopped resenting me for that. 450 00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:11,362 I mean, they were fine having me around 451 00:27:11,445 --> 00:27:14,365 when I was a little doll they could dress up however they wanted. 452 00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:17,952 But when I finally became old enough to have my own mind, 453 00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,412 with my own thoughts... 454 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,915 it was, "Bye-bye, Veronica." 455 00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:26,460 Let's make a pact. 456 00:27:28,129 --> 00:27:31,882 To never grow up to be anything like our parents. 457 00:27:36,887 --> 00:27:39,807 You know who I do think are a happy and healthy couple? 458 00:27:40,933 --> 00:27:42,852 - Kevin and Clay. - Ah. 459 00:27:42,935 --> 00:27:47,648 Aren't they the dreamiest? I'm so happy for them. 460 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:48,607 Me too. 461 00:27:50,901 --> 00:27:52,653 I'm also slightly jealous. 462 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:55,823 On some level, 463 00:27:56,615 --> 00:28:00,703 it must be easier for two boys to date than a boy and a girl. 464 00:28:02,038 --> 00:28:05,624 None of that battle-of-the-sexes stuff to navigate. 465 00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:10,671 Fun fact, I read in Dr. Kingsley's book that 81% of girls 466 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:13,549 experiment with other girls before they turn 18. 467 00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:16,552 Isn't that shocking? 468 00:28:16,635 --> 00:28:18,387 Sounds about right to me. 469 00:28:18,471 --> 00:28:21,349 I mean, I've kissed a girl before. 470 00:28:22,850 --> 00:28:25,978 I won't say who, but you would know her. 471 00:28:27,396 --> 00:28:29,065 Oh, my gosh. 472 00:28:29,690 --> 00:28:30,566 Have you ever? 473 00:28:34,528 --> 00:28:35,655 No, I haven't. 474 00:28:38,449 --> 00:28:39,992 But I've thought about it. 475 00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:41,952 It's only natural. 476 00:28:44,038 --> 00:28:44,872 With whom? 477 00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:46,999 With you. 478 00:28:49,502 --> 00:28:51,754 Is it okay that I said that? 479 00:28:51,837 --> 00:28:53,422 I'm glad you did. 480 00:28:56,092 --> 00:28:59,762 Do you...? Do you wanna try it? 481 00:29:02,723 --> 00:29:03,557 Me too. 482 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:04,975 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 483 00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:19,907 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Miss Veronica, we're coming in. 484 00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:21,909 Smithers. 485 00:29:22,535 --> 00:29:24,912 I stand corrected, Mrs. Andrews. 486 00:29:24,995 --> 00:29:27,123 You were right about the squatters. 487 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,375 A mother's intuition always is. 488 00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:33,879 Okay, girls, you need to tell me everything. 489 00:29:37,174 --> 00:29:38,217 Julian. 490 00:29:39,385 --> 00:29:42,346 I know we don't always get along, but... 491 00:29:44,557 --> 00:29:45,725 I love you. 492 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:53,733 Call me crazy, but I miss your grating voice. 493 00:29:53,816 --> 00:29:56,777 I miss your horsey laugh. 494 00:29:57,403 --> 00:29:58,446 [SOBBING] Brother, dear. 495 00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,449 Please come back to me. 496 00:30:02,825 --> 00:30:07,455 If not for your own sake, then for mine. 497 00:30:09,415 --> 00:30:10,541 I beg of you. 498 00:30:10,624 --> 00:30:14,211 Oh, geez, would you stop it with the waterworks, sis? 499 00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:16,338 You're embarrassing both of us. 500 00:30:16,422 --> 00:30:17,506 Julian. 501 00:30:17,590 --> 00:30:20,426 You told a guy in a coma he has a horsey laugh? 502 00:30:21,844 --> 00:30:23,387 I'm gonna remember that. 503 00:30:27,391 --> 00:30:28,601 Alice told you what? 504 00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:31,479 "I'm not your mother anymore." 505 00:30:32,104 --> 00:30:33,272 Unspeakable. 506 00:30:33,773 --> 00:30:36,484 A mother disowning her own child. 507 00:30:37,318 --> 00:30:40,488 And, Veronica, your parents evicted you? 508 00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:44,658 Via telegram, via Smithers. 509 00:30:45,242 --> 00:30:48,954 You poor things. I knew something was wrong. 510 00:30:49,955 --> 00:30:53,000 But don't worry, I'm going to fix everything. 511 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:57,922 [FEATHERHEAD] Are we worried the Mantles may try to take legal action against us 512 00:30:58,005 --> 00:30:59,215 or the school board? 513 00:30:59,298 --> 00:31:00,966 [CLIFFORD] Oh, don't be daffy, man. 514 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:03,969 They'd never find a lawyer to represent them in a case like that. 515 00:31:04,053 --> 00:31:06,180 Even if they did, they couldn't afford it. 516 00:31:06,263 --> 00:31:09,183 - [FEATHERHEAD] You're right, Mr. Mayor. - [CLIFFORD] Yeah, well, in any case, 517 00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:12,895 uh, tell me a little bit more about the Mantle boy's replacement. 518 00:31:12,978 --> 00:31:17,691 Difficult keeping it hush-hush, Mr. Mayor, but we just finalized the papers. 519 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:20,569 Your new ringer from Boston, K.O. Kelly, 520 00:31:20,653 --> 00:31:23,363 will transfer to Riverdale High as soon as next week. 521 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:25,532 Once Mantle gets us that win against Stonewall, 522 00:31:25,615 --> 00:31:29,369 we'll just swap him out for a normal, red-blooded American lad. 523 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:30,370 A real one. 524 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,414 One that's just as good a player, but more like us. 525 00:31:33,498 --> 00:31:36,584 I will send that Mantle packing. 526 00:31:38,670 --> 00:31:41,881 Of all the no-good, rotten things in this world. 527 00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:44,843 What kind of mother disowns their own child? 528 00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:48,721 When you have a child, do you know what your middle name becomes? 529 00:31:48,805 --> 00:31:50,098 Sacrifice. 530 00:31:50,181 --> 00:31:54,853 I mean, we mothers were put on this planet to nurture our children. 531 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:57,814 And here I thought Penelope Blossom was bad. 532 00:31:57,897 --> 00:32:02,026 You can bet your bottom dollar I said the same thing to Hermione Lodge. 533 00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:04,320 That you should both do everything in your power 534 00:32:04,404 --> 00:32:08,533 to right these horrific wrongs and to regain your moral footing. 535 00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:13,788 And you had best pray that you can repair the damage that you've done. 536 00:32:15,206 --> 00:32:16,457 Here you go, sweetie. 537 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:20,128 Oh, so am I your daughter again? 538 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,256 Of course. You and Ethel are. 539 00:32:30,638 --> 00:32:31,472 [CHERYL] Archie. 540 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,853 Cheryl, I heard the good word from the bird about Julian. 541 00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:38,938 It is truly a miracle. 542 00:32:39,022 --> 00:32:41,232 But I need to talk to you about something else, 543 00:32:41,316 --> 00:32:46,279 namely Reggie and my father's nefarious plans for him. 544 00:32:47,697 --> 00:32:49,032 [REGGIE] They're planning what? 545 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,580 After we play Stonewall, Clifford Blossom is gonna cut you 546 00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:59,208 and bring in some goofball ringer from Boston named K.O. Kelly. 547 00:32:59,876 --> 00:33:01,002 How much you wanna wager 548 00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:03,421 the new ringer is a few shades lighter than me? 549 00:33:06,257 --> 00:33:09,469 Look, I'm in knots about this, Reg. What do you wanna do? 550 00:33:10,178 --> 00:33:12,263 I wanna finish what I was brought here to do. 551 00:33:12,847 --> 00:33:16,684 I wanna lead the Bulldogs to their first championship in a decade. 552 00:33:18,436 --> 00:33:21,648 - And I wanna do it as captain. - That's what I want too. 553 00:33:21,731 --> 00:33:24,067 Same with all the guys on the team. 554 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,527 So let's see if we can make it happen for you. 555 00:33:33,201 --> 00:33:36,037 {\an8}What do you think, Mr. Fieldstone? It's not about a milkman. 556 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,372 {\an8}It's about a mailman. 557 00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:39,832 - In case that wasn't obvious enough. - Hmm. 558 00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:41,417 It's subversive. 559 00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:46,047 But, uh, it's kind of cheeky, and I like that. 560 00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:48,049 Says something without being ham-fisted. 561 00:33:48,132 --> 00:33:48,967 It's... 562 00:33:50,218 --> 00:33:52,929 Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but, uh... 563 00:33:54,097 --> 00:33:55,306 I think it's brilliant. 564 00:33:55,974 --> 00:33:58,142 Oh, gee. Thanks, Mr. Fieldstone. 565 00:33:58,226 --> 00:34:01,479 - We tried other things. - We just kept circling back to, uh... 566 00:34:01,562 --> 00:34:03,231 The mailman. Yeah, I get it. 567 00:34:03,314 --> 00:34:05,358 It's a pretty neat work-around, I must admit. 568 00:34:05,984 --> 00:34:09,779 But Werthers and the powers that be will not be as tickled as I am. 569 00:34:10,446 --> 00:34:13,908 If we publish this, it's gonna thicken the storm that's coming. 570 00:34:13,992 --> 00:34:17,704 And believe me, a storm is coming like the wrath of God. 571 00:34:17,787 --> 00:34:19,163 A storm is coming. 572 00:34:19,789 --> 00:34:22,041 Well, the way I see it is we have two options. 573 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:26,045 We either bury our heads in the sand and pray the storm will pass over us... 574 00:34:26,129 --> 00:34:29,132 But like you, I don't really see that happening. 575 00:34:29,215 --> 00:34:34,053 ...or, we run headlong into the thunder and thumb our noses at it. 576 00:34:35,179 --> 00:34:39,559 Jughead, you are wise beyond your years. 577 00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,060 - You know that? - Shucks. 578 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:43,855 What do you think, girl genius? 579 00:34:44,605 --> 00:34:46,941 I vote we thicken this milkshake. 580 00:34:48,443 --> 00:34:49,736 Ah, to hell with it. 581 00:34:49,819 --> 00:34:52,613 I've always been a "thumb my nose at the world" kind of guy. 582 00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:54,657 Bernie, call up the printer. 583 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,202 We got a comic book to publish. 584 00:34:58,286 --> 00:35:01,205 Shouldn't you be resting up before the big game, boys? 585 00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:03,416 I want you at your best. 586 00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:06,335 We know what you have planned, sir. 587 00:35:07,253 --> 00:35:09,005 We're here to give it to you straight. 588 00:35:09,422 --> 00:35:11,591 We're not letting you replace Reggie with another player. 589 00:35:12,258 --> 00:35:15,595 I'm turning over my captainship to him. It's what he deserves. 590 00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:17,930 You don't have the authority, Andrews. 591 00:35:18,014 --> 00:35:20,349 Not even your uncle does. Only I do. 592 00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:23,227 Well, in that case, 593 00:35:23,311 --> 00:35:27,398 if you don't make Reggie captain for the rest of the season, then I walk. 594 00:35:27,482 --> 00:35:28,483 Me too. 595 00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:31,986 And if Archie and Reggie walk, we all walk. 596 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:33,237 We're a team. 597 00:35:33,321 --> 00:35:34,697 We stand together. 598 00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:37,408 - [BOY 1] We're in this together. - [BOY 2] We all go. 599 00:35:37,492 --> 00:35:39,535 I'm guessing it'd be pretty embarrassing 600 00:35:39,619 --> 00:35:42,413 for the mayor of Riverdale to derail a championship season 601 00:35:42,497 --> 00:35:44,624 out of, what, spite? 602 00:35:46,417 --> 00:35:49,796 Let me make one thing abundantly clear to you boys. 603 00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:55,259 I do not take kindly to threats. 604 00:35:55,343 --> 00:35:57,053 This isn't a threat, Mr. Mayor. 605 00:35:58,012 --> 00:36:00,098 Just laying out your options. 606 00:36:03,476 --> 00:36:05,186 So, what will it be, sir? 607 00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:21,953 [PHONE RINGS] 608 00:36:23,162 --> 00:36:24,914 - Hello? - Phew. 609 00:36:25,706 --> 00:36:29,085 It's you. I was so worried your mom was gonna pick up. 610 00:36:29,168 --> 00:36:33,047 Veronica, that is so strange. I was just about to call you. 611 00:36:33,714 --> 00:36:39,804 Well, I was only calling to say good night and that... I miss you. 612 00:36:40,596 --> 00:36:42,932 - What were you calling about? - The same. 613 00:36:44,058 --> 00:36:45,309 Great minds. 614 00:36:48,563 --> 00:36:50,022 I love you, Bee. 615 00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:53,818 I love you too, Vee. 616 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:02,410 Say, were you gonna go to the big game tomorrow... 617 00:37:03,202 --> 00:37:04,328 against Stonewall? 618 00:37:04,412 --> 00:37:07,456 I almost forgot. I guess I am. You? 619 00:37:08,249 --> 00:37:09,333 I suppose so. 620 00:37:10,376 --> 00:37:11,752 You wanna sit together? 621 00:37:12,253 --> 00:37:14,881 That way you can explain all the esoteric rules to me. 622 00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:17,466 The few I picked up as a River Vixen. 623 00:37:18,384 --> 00:37:19,218 Fab. 624 00:37:20,845 --> 00:37:22,430 What should we wear, do you think? 625 00:37:29,937 --> 00:37:33,733 Before we head out, is there anything you'd like to say, captain? 626 00:37:41,949 --> 00:37:46,204 Just thank you. I know the only reason Mayor Blossom rubber stamped me 627 00:37:46,287 --> 00:37:48,915 is because the way you fellas supported me. 628 00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:53,669 No one's ever done that for me before. 629 00:37:55,379 --> 00:37:56,505 Also, 630 00:37:56,589 --> 00:37:57,673 um... 631 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,428 my folks made the trip from Duck Creek. 632 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:06,515 To watch my first game as captain. 633 00:38:09,435 --> 00:38:10,436 So... 634 00:38:12,772 --> 00:38:15,316 - Let's win this for Reggie's folks. - That's right. 635 00:38:15,399 --> 00:38:16,859 And for Peppy! 636 00:38:16,943 --> 00:38:18,778 - [ALL] For Peppy! - [ALL BARKING] 637 00:38:22,490 --> 00:38:23,824 Hey. 638 00:38:25,534 --> 00:38:28,663 - Don't even give them a second to breathe. - Count on that. 639 00:38:30,998 --> 00:38:32,208 [CROWD CHEERING] 640 00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,960 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 641 00:39:11,664 --> 00:39:14,166 [ANNOUNCER] From the opening tipoff, the Riverdale Bulldogs, 642 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:19,255 led by Team Captain Reggie Mantle, dominated the Stonewall Stallions, 643 00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:23,426 who broke school records in points, rebounds, and assists. 644 00:39:23,509 --> 00:39:27,847 Indeed, all the Bulldogs treated friends, family, and neighbors 645 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,849 to a night they won't soon forget. 646 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:33,436 Playing bravely in honor of their teammate Julian Blossom, 647 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:36,188 who, as we understand it, is on the mend. 648 00:39:36,272 --> 00:39:40,568 While proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that this was the team, 649 00:39:40,651 --> 00:39:42,862 led by Mantle the Magnificent, 650 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:46,949 that could take Riverdale all the way to the state championship. 651 00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:50,703 At the final buzzer, in a show of good sportsmanship, 652 00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:54,582 the defeated Stallions shook hands with their victors at center court 653 00:39:54,665 --> 00:39:59,837 before returning the statue of Riverdale's beloved mascot, Peppy. 654 00:40:00,713 --> 00:40:01,922 So how's it feel? 655 00:40:02,631 --> 00:40:04,592 MVP and record-breaker? 656 00:40:05,801 --> 00:40:09,180 I'm not gonna lie, I'm happy my parents got to see me win. 657 00:40:09,263 --> 00:40:11,974 They were so proud of you, Reg. They were on cloud nine. 658 00:40:12,058 --> 00:40:13,434 You earned it. 659 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:18,564 Which is why I, uh... I wanted to give you something. 660 00:40:30,284 --> 00:40:31,535 Your dad's captain patch? 661 00:40:32,203 --> 00:40:34,580 Archie, I can't. 662 00:40:34,663 --> 00:40:36,123 I want you to, Reg. 663 00:40:36,207 --> 00:40:38,542 It would mean a lot to me, and to him. 664 00:40:46,467 --> 00:40:48,010 I'll honor him, I promise. 665 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:52,264 And then I'll give it back to you at the end of the season. 666 00:40:57,186 --> 00:41:00,481 So you, uh, sticking around on the team or what? 667 00:41:01,565 --> 00:41:04,777 Well, I guess. Maybe for a little while. 668 00:41:05,403 --> 00:41:06,862 I gotta watch your back. 669 00:41:07,863 --> 00:41:09,365 What about writing poems? 670 00:41:10,074 --> 00:41:12,076 That's what you love to do, right? 671 00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:14,954 That's your passion, isn't it? 672 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:15,871 Maybe. 673 00:41:17,081 --> 00:41:17,915 I don't know. 674 00:41:17,998 --> 00:41:22,169 I'm not sure the world's ready for Archie Andrews, beatnik poet. 675 00:41:23,212 --> 00:41:24,547 Maybe. 676 00:41:25,589 --> 00:41:27,842 Eh, maybe not. 677 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:35,307 [JUGHEAD] For a brief moment, they were two teenage boys... 678 00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:37,143 friends, practically brothers, 679 00:41:37,226 --> 00:41:40,354 on the cusp of pursuing very different dreams, 680 00:41:40,438 --> 00:41:43,607 unaware that a storm was coming, as Mr. Fieldstone said. 681 00:41:43,691 --> 00:41:47,403 - [THUNDER CRASHING] - Like the wrath of God, it was coming. 682 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,656 And that all of us would be smashed to pieces by it. 54650

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