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轟動亞洲
價值四千萬美金的金融騙局案
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今天有了裁決
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由於四千萬現金丟失在馬六甲海峽
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被稱之為教父的亞洲大盜吳發財
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被輕判三年
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而另外一位被告
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人稱老大的筆波
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則無罪釋放
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（鬼斧神工演員）
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警官
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現在幾點？
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10點15分
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快點去睡覺
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謝謝警官
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“約瑟是沒罪
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卻被人誣告做了一些他沒做的事”
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下一句是什麼？
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修女姐姐
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我帶錯《聖經》了
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沒關係，用我這本吧
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裡面的道理很重要
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大家翻開第3章第12節
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對不起…剛才不小心的
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繼續翻開第3章第12節
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而且閉上眼睛
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請求真主原諒
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幫我看著，我去裝水一下
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好的
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（十號攝影機）
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34、33、32…
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五、四
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三、二
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一
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（閉路電視畫面重複播放）
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（十號攝影機）
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警官，現在幾點？
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10點15分
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教父…
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帶我一起出去吧，教父
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喂
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今天早上
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你摸那個修女的屁股，爽嗎？
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爽
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連我的手都還沒有洗
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你要聞一下嗎？
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（務必時刻上鎖）
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（廚房）
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大家繼續翻開第3章第12節
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裡面的道理很重要
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（庫）
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（紅）
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（警報啟動）
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-查看閉路電視
-收到
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有人逃跑了
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趕緊開門檢查
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馬上開門！
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去，快去開門
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嘿，帥哥們
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不許動
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長官，我們已經找了很多地方
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都找不到筆波的證據
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-工廠呢？
-沒有
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-辦公室呢？
-沒有
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廢材
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長官，教父逃獄了
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這班廢材
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教父
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（吳發財）
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（老大，筆波）
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（犯罪紀錄，吳發財）
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我的手啊，長官
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開會
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長官，我的手
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為什麼你那麼不小心？
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歡迎歸隊
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妳扮修女真的很性感
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你穿獄警裝
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也很有男人味
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他們每一次都這樣
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喂，你們親夠了沒有？
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老大
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不好意思啊
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害你被警察抓
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不過我們是兄弟嘛，對不對？
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你應該不會怪我吧？
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不會
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不過你也害我丟了四千萬
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老大
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那四千萬如果不是我丟進大海
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警方拿到這個證據
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恐怕你跟我都要進去坐最少20年
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不過沒關係
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這一次我們做一單大的
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雙倍拿回來
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老大
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我需要多一個人
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劉德華？
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幹，搞反了
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這個才是
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“周任發”？
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（演藝界鬼斧神工演員周任發）
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第628期樂透168
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累積獎金高達3650萬
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現在正式開彩
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第一個號碼是8號
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第二個號碼是9號
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第三個號碼是29號
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第四個號碼是35號
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第五個號碼是37號
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最後一個號碼是48號
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老婆
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昨天我叫妳買的彩票
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在哪裡？
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沒有買啊
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妳不要開玩笑
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彩票呢？
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那天你叫我買這個、買那個
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我忘記買了
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怎麼了？你中了嗎？
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忘記？
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中新冠肺炎又不見你中
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妳沒有買
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妳沒有買
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為什麼沒有買？
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為什麼妳沒有買？
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為什麼沒有買？
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妳沒有買啊？
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-妳沒有買啊？
-為什麼沒有買？
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妳沒有買啊？
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為什麼沒有買？
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-沒有買就是沒有買
-妳沒有買
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-一直問…
- 妳為什麼沒有買？
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-為什麼妳沒有買？
-一直問…
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為什麼妳沒有買？
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為什麼妳沒有買？
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為什麼？
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卡
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導演
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周忍發
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導演，我叫周任發
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好吧，周忍發
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你剛才那個表演
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你的表情不夠誇張，不夠離譜
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知道什麼是離譜嗎？
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就是七情上臉
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就連五臟六腑都要吐出來那種感覺
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我知道你這個是小作品
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不過我怎麼說也是個電影演員
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所以細節是很重要的
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就好像那個戲劇大師所講的
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史坦尼斯拉夫斯基
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他的理論就是
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在表演的時候，我們應該是從內到外
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從暗湧到澎湃
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那在整個醞釀的過程當中
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00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:13,375
只要你的戲慢慢到你的心裡面的時候
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00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:17,458
單單從眼神，觀眾就可以感受得到了
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還有…
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還有我覺得你的這個劇本
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跟這個場景…
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這…有出入的
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比如呢？
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比如說我們拍的
是1980年代的劇，對不對？
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剛才演我老婆的那個
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卻提到新冠肺炎
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新冠肺炎是現在才有的
又不是在1980年代，對不對？
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-是的，老公
-你看
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連腳毛都沒有剃
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導演，這些都是細節
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你是導演，你不懂嗎？
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你真的很不專業
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好啦…隨便啦
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反正我今天來
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只有一個目的
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就是它了
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（無敵）
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拍廣告啊？
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待會你就對著鏡頭
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然後跟鏡頭說
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這個無敵牌清潔劑非常好用
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除了可以清潔血跡之外
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還可以消滅證據
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導演…這麼強行推銷的東西我不拍
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-拍不拍？
-不拍
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-真的不拍？
-不拍
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-真的不拍？
-不拍
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-不拍就換人
-不拍！
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無敵牌清潔劑
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不僅能幫你清潔血跡、消滅證據
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是居家必備
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家裡一定要有一罐喔
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又要超時了
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就是
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一個過氣的明星
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-擺什麼大明星的架子
-就是啊
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還有他說什麼…
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劇本、場景有出入
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人家差一點就拿金馬影帝了，好嗎？
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周忍發
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導演
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來…
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剛才那些對白講得很不錯
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客戶很滿意
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做得很好
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這是給你的小小獎勵
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不用…不需要…
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說什麼不用，不需要？
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客戶給你你就收下吧
說什麼不需要？
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00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,833
我們往那邊走
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謝…謝謝你
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給你砍就變旺了，你看
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你是被我砍到很爽是嗎？
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還不要拿下來？
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我跟那個道具師借的
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拿來拍照，放上Instagram
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來…拍照…
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標題我都想好了
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“跟金馬影帝…”
219
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不對，“跟差一點的金馬影帝
220
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一起切磋演技”
221
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上傳
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明順…
223
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:44,958
今天演殭屍啊？
224
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,000
以後一起喝茶
225
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,833
偶像…
226
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,375
你演的戲我都很喜歡
227
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,333
都有買光碟，你看
228
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,250
你可以幫我簽個名嗎？
229
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,875
在你的照片旁邊
230
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全部都是翻版的？
231
00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,458
翻版的我不簽的
232
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偶像…
233
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,000
偶像，簽個名而已
234
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:05,958
幫我簽個名吧
235
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:07,083
不要這麼自負，偶像
236
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,000
你很自負耶你
237
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,750
你還真的跟到我家樓下？
238
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,791
你要不要上去跟我一起沖涼啊？
239
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,041
可以嗎？走吧
240
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,208
-在哪裡？
-你放手吧
241
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,208
阿花
242
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,333
-你放手，不要再跟著我了
-阿花，給我一次機會吧
243
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,750
你要不要演一齣戲啊？
244
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,208
-演什麼戲？
-阿花，給我一次機會吧
245
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,250
你的年紀這麼大
246
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,541
我才20出頭
247
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,333
-我不想這麼年輕就交男朋友
-走
248
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,833
-阿花，我們在一起吧
-不是我的問題，是你有問題
249
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,875
-我有什麼問題？
-你放手吧
250
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,375
你就是那個
一直纏著我女人的斯文敗類？
251
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,291
什…什麼斯文敗類？
252
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,916
你沒有看到我砍人砍到一半嗎？
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00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,625
我下次再來
254
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讓他走，他很煩
255
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卡
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00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,500
可以嗎？
257
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:55,416
不錯啊
258
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,500
你的朋友啊？
259
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,625
我煮了很特別的晚餐
260
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,583
-走，我們回去吧
-走…
261
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,500
對不起
262
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,625
我只煮了兩個人的份
263
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:06,791
兩個人？剛剛好，我們兩個人
264
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,000
她是說我們兩個人
265
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,291
而且她煮的東西是給人吃的
266
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,458
明白嗎？
267
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,291
偶…偶像
268
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,583
偶像…
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00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:18,916
這麼自負
270
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,500
難怪拿不到金馬獎
271
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,041
妳不要一直吃我豆腐，可以嗎？
272
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,000
妳以後碰到這個人
273
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,875
最好是趁早走得遠遠的
274
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,375
我沒有辦法每次幫妳的
275
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,458
不過說真的
276
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:39,875
妳這麼有魅力嗎？
277
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,958
不錯吧？
278
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,625
一生下來就是一個錯
279
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:47,791
待會我過來找你
280
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,166
我有東西要給范范
281
00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:56,000
范范
282
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,791
范范呢？
283
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,708
范范
284
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,666
范范
285
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,708
范…
286
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,500
幾點了？還在睡
287
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,458
范范，起來了
288
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:12,958
起來了
289
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:13,958
范范
290
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:16,458
范范
291
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,583
范范起來了，范范
292
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,583
范范
293
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,125
范范，為什麼妳要這樣做？
294
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,958
范范…快點起來，范范…
295
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,333
范范
296
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,708
妳媽媽已經不要我們了
297
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,916
為什麼妳還要丟下我一個人？
298
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,250
范范
299
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,208
卡
300
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,333
嗨，爸爸
301
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,583
無聊啊妳
302
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,291
我在外面演戲回來之後
303
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,583
還要陪妳演戲
304
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,875
我很累的
305
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,916
上次是電死、淹死、跌死
306
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,458
接下來妳還有什麼花招？
307
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,208
在你面前暈倒囉
308
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,500
“在你面前暈倒囉”
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00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,416
妳啊
310
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,666
人生不能重來
311
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,666
但是可以彩排
312
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,541
你看我每天死了那麼多次
313
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:08,791
真的有一天
314
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,541
我上去天堂找媽媽
315
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,291
你就會習慣了
316
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:23,125
不要亂講話，妳自己看…
317
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,250
妳的藥罐裡面的藥
318
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,666
比巧克力更像巧克力
319
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,083
還有妳的嘴唇比紅龜粿還紅
320
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,041
我一眼就看穿了
321
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:31,958
我跟妳講
322
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,458
拍戲這些細節是很重要的
323
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:35,791
妳知道嗎？
324
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,333
花阿姨
325
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,250
怎麼樣？兩父女又再玩演戲啊？
326
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,500
一起玩吧
327
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,666
哈妳的頭啦
328
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,250
哈…演恐龍嗎？
329
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,291
妳還需要演的嗎？
330
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:50,750
我是在扮演鬼
331
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,250
就是啊，妳演鬼卻演得像恐龍
332
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,791
妳還演？出去
333
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,291
范范，妳先休息一下
334
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,916
待會吃飯的時候，我再叫妳好嗎？
335
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,375
-好
-擊個掌
336
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:01,458
真棒
337
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,708
妳幹嘛買那麼多東西？
338
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,291
幫你買的
339
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,000
昨天我去買蘋果
340
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,583
老闆看我美，買一送二
341
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,250
我把送我的兩個給范范
342
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,291
你不要整天給我的范范
吃那些有的沒的
343
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,000
要吃多點水果嘛
344
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,583
你的信，自己看
345
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,708
幹嘛嘆氣？
346
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,541
上個月欠這麼多啊？
347
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,875
每個月都欠這麼多
348
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,000
慢慢還，可以的啦
349
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083
怎麼慢？
350
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,500
醫生說范范的手術越快做越好
351
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,875
我籌了那麼久的醫藥費
352
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,291
連10%都沒有
353
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,375
會有希望的
354
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,000
她心臟有孔，我皮包有洞
355
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,500
最好是一次過給我中彩票
356
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,958
我什麼都搞定
357
00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:05,083
“羅賓漢把箭取出來
358
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,750
然後射向了敵人”
359
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,958
爸爸，你會不會唸的？
360
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,333
當然會啦，以前我講故事是冠軍
361
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,875
-騙人
-我騙妳做什麼？
362
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:18,208
我跟妳講，我跟羅賓漢很熟的
363
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,250
總之
364
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,041
羅賓漢就是看不慣那些有錢人的嘴臉
365
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,875
所以就拿他們的錢送給窮人
366
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,333
讓窮人有得吃、有得住、有得穿
367
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,500
我們的世界如果多幾個羅賓漢就好
368
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:31,916
給我們送點錢
369
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,541
年紀小小就這麼貪錢
370
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,625
妳現在吃不好，住不好啊？
371
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:40,291
沒有，有錢你就不用那麼辛苦了嘛
372
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,458
好啦，乖啦…
373
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,666
快點睡覺，明天妳要去學校
374
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,041
還有我跟妳講
375
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,750
女孩子不睡美容覺
376
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,291
多幾年就會呱呱叫
377
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,625
-才不會
-不會？
378
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,833
以後長大妳就會知道了
379
00:20:57,916 --> 00:20:59,958
妳最厲害就是跟我頂嘴
380
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,541
什麼都不會
381
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,416
-晚安
-晚安，爸爸
382
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,041
“羅賓漢”？
383
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:22,125
（《羅賓漢》）
384
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:29,666
做夢嗎？
385
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,916
你…
386
00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,000
你這個蘑菇頭
387
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,875
誰讓你進來的？
388
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,250
你的女兒囉，她開門讓我進來的
389
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,958
范范…
390
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,916
她走了啦
391
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,708
她叫我來照顧你
392
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,541
我不需要你照顧
393
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,833
走開啦，你來幹什麼？
394
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:58,125
老爸，記得吃早餐
395
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,583
我去上學了
396
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,500
喂，你…
397
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,041
我國西部監獄昨晚發生一起越獄事件
398
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,416
事件中一名囚犯成功逃脫
399
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,208
警方正嚴密監視
400
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:24,000
此逃犯是之前牽涉數額四千萬美金
401
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,708
金融騙局案的亞洲大盜吳發財
402
00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,000
-喂…
-喂？
403
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,416
哈囉，找任發啊？
404
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,708
拍戲？
405
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,416
先別談片酬
406
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,333
他拍戲有很多要求的
407
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:37,500
拍戲之前
408
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,666
你一定要給他一個私人化妝師
409
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,958
私人助理、私人車、私人司機
410
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,708
最好是有私人飛機
411
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,208
片酬？
412
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,375
片酬你要一百萬吧？
413
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:48,958
-誰啊？
-他要一百萬
414
00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:51,583
你…喂，我跟你講，你不要壞我大事
415
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:53,416
你以為我真的是周潤發？一百萬
416
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,166
你把電話拿過來
417
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,208
拿來
418
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:00,666
他說可以
419
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,500
可以？
420
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,375
這家電影公司的美術組有問題
421
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,916
這設計風格像什麼？
422
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,333
全部都不相襯的，你看
423
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:13,333
你懂什麼？
424
00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:14,666
這種設計
425
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,791
叫做波希米亞風格
426
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:17,916
波什麼？
427
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,666
英文叫“波希米亞”
428
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,958
歡迎
429
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:30,500
來…自我介紹一下
430
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,625
他一定是導演
431
00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,833
導演好，我是周任發
432
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,041
演戲30幾年
433
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,583
演超過500種角色了
434
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:41,208
-他有入圍過金馬獎的呢
-還好
435
00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:42,500
只是沒有拿到而已
436
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:43,583
我就請你
437
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,166
這樣就請我嗎？
438
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,875
你都沒有跟我講要演什麼
439
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,750
我對角色很有要求的
440
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,833
我只要你演一場真人秀
441
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,000
真人秀？
442
00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,541
《乘風破浪的哥哥》啊
443
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:58,958
這樣片酬還是一百萬嗎？
444
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:00,250
不是
445
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,666
是一千萬
446
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,000
假如你們答應的話
447
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,041
這些訂金就是你們的
448
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:09,666
好啊
449
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,458
怎麼可能？
450
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:14,000
那英加王心凌都沒有一千萬
451
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:15,208
我跟你們講
452
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:18,208
你們不要叫我拍那些不穿衣服的電影
453
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,500
我不是那種人
454
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,416
我是，我可以的
455
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:24,750
你是誰啊？
456
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,041
我是他的經理人，本身也是演員
457
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,583
其實我也是可以演的
458
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,625
他不…
459
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:33,166
我們在策劃著一場騙局
460
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:35,708
就隨隨便便在博彩公司
461
00:24:35,791 --> 00:24:36,958
拿這一期的獎金
462
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,708
那麼一點點的錢
463
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,250
大概一億
464
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,250
-一百個百萬
-對
465
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:43,541
賺到的錢
466
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,583
大家一起分
467
00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:48,416
你們要騙博彩公司的錢？
468
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:52,541
博彩公司一年賺人民的血汗錢幾百億
469
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,791
一億幾千萬算得了什麼？
470
00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,000
犯法的事情我不做
471
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,958
犯法只是法律上的定義
472
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,333
你們三個可以一起走出來嗎？
473
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,500
地方大
474
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,708
我們現在要把這些不義之財拿回來
475
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:07,041
除了自己用
476
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,166
還可以分給那些有需要的人
477
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,083
把它變成正義之財
478
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:13,291
你以為你們自己是羅賓漢啊？
479
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,208
你認得我嗎？
480
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,833
他就是今天早上我們看新聞
看到的那個通緝犯
481
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:26,916
通緝犯…
482
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,833
-走…
-通緝犯啊
483
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,333
你想幹什麼？
484
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:41,750
阿發
485
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,333
阿財
486
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,083
-阿財、阿發
-阿財、阿發
487
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:49,291
-我們是最佳拍檔
-我們是最佳拍檔
488
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:52,791
-發財聯盟
-發財聯盟
489
00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:58,083
-發財聯盟
-發財聯盟
490
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,666
大笨財，你…
491
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,083
你怎麼變成那麼胖了？
492
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,041
不是…
493
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,333
我是說為什麼你會變成通緝犯？
494
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,416
過去的事情不要提了
495
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,333
大笨財，犯法的事情我真的不做
496
00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,250
你不需要錢嗎？
497
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,541
誰不需要錢？
498
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,541
但是需要錢
499
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,416
也不一定要去做犯法的事的嘛
500
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,375
夠了！
501
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:31,125
我最後一次問你，要不要跟我合作？
502
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,041
-不要
-要
503
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,541
我最後一次問你，要不要跟我合作？
504
00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,541
不要
505
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:38,250
我最後一次問你，要不要跟我合作？
506
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,458
你很奇怪
507
00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:40,791
問我三次最後一次了
508
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:42,791
你還聽不懂我在講什麼的，是嗎？
509
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,958
我最後一次，問你最後一次
510
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,041
要不要跟我合作？
511
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,625
好…你讓我考慮一下…
512
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:57,083
我是可以的，可是他才是那個藝人
513
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,625
-你問他吧
-等下
514
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,791
大笨財…你給我一點時間考慮考慮
515
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:06,833
一天
516
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,083
好，一天
517
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:11,875
走…都是你，真的是
518
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,333
他是什麼人啊？
519
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,041
那麼多花樣
520
00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:21,625
相信我
521
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:23,416
他會回來的
522
00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:26,666
到底做不做呢？
523
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,500
老婆，做不做？
524
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,958
妳會講話就好了
525
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,333
第48屆金馬獎
526
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,541
入圍的有
527
00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:02,958
周任發
528
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:08,375
爸爸
529
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,500
范范
530
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,625
范范
531
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,125
妳睡了沒有？
532
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:19,708
-范范
-爸爸…
533
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:22,125
-爸爸今天沒有心情跟妳玩演戲
-沒有力，爸爸
534
00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:24,583
-不要再玩了，趕快睡覺
-沒有力
535
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,541
妳明天還要讀書的
536
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,625
沒有力
537
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:31,458
什麼？
538
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,916
爸爸
539
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:36,708
范范
540
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:38,541
范范，妳還好嗎？范范
541
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:39,916
范范
542
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,041
我送妳去醫院
543
00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:42,583
我送妳去醫院
544
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:44,083
妳不可以有事啊，范范
545
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:45,250
妳不可以有事
546
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,541
我送妳去醫院
547
00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,041
范范
548
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,458
發哥，范范怎麼樣了？
549
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:02,750
她會沒事的
550
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,083
醫生
551
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,666
醫生，她…
552
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,083
盡快讓她動手術
553
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,250
她的情況很不樂觀
554
00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,083
把這個記錄下來
555
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,041
那醫藥費…
556
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,666
還是一百萬
557
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:40,250
哈囉，我們又來了
558
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,666
他來幫你們
559
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,041
歡迎兩位新加入的成員
560
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:52,708
（周任發）
561
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,625
（男人72變）
562
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,125
（靈魂主腦）
563
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,083
（紅姐）
564
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,041
（策劃大姐大）
565
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,583
（達人）
566
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:03,916
（帥氣駭客，一開口就不行）
567
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,083
（曼谷）
568
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,250
（黑帶打手）
569
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,375
（這次的任務）
570
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:08,541
（是騙取）
571
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,750
（獎金一億）
572
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,750
我們先來講講這次行動的整個計畫
573
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,416
首先我們要複製一台
574
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,541
能夠控制開彩結果的機器
575
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:25,041
然後在彩球上動手腳
576
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,125
開彩當天
577
00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:28,916
我們就可以完全控制它的成績
578
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,250
可是要複製這台機器
579
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:34,125
當然需要它的原本設計圖
580
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,791
我們查到設計圖就藏在
581
00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:40,750
這間博彩公司最隱祕的一個地方
582
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:41,791
也就是說
583
00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:45,083
在博彩公司裡面的黑房
584
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:47,250
很可惜
585
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:48,791
在這個平面圖上
586
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,416
是找不到黑房的位置的
587
00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,708
建築的平面圖你們都偷得到了
588
00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,416
為什麼機器的設計圖你們偷不到呢？
589
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,375
不是偷
590
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:03,791
是入侵
591
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,375
他的意思是
592
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:09,500
這設計圖是我們
入侵博彩公司電腦裡駭出來的
593
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:10,666
而不是偷
594
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,750
那很簡單啊
595
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,500
叫他入侵就好了，搞定了
596
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,833
你以為博彩公司很笨嗎？
597
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:18,458
為了防止駭客入侵
598
00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:21,458
他們把這個設計圖放在黑房裡面
599
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,791
一部沒有連接無線網路的電腦上
600
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,250
那我們怎麼入侵系統？
601
00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:27,041
老師…
602
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:28,375
我很混亂
603
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,583
那你們講了那麼多
604
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,333
我們到底要做什麼？
605
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:34,625
簡單來說我們要找那個黑房
606
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:35,625
還不明白嗎？
607
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:38,375
只有兩個人知道黑房在哪裡
608
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,416
第一個
609
00:31:39,958 --> 00:31:41,791
博彩公司的執行長
610
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:43,666
簡單啊
611
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,750
把他綁起來，電他
612
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,708
再不講，扒光他的衣服
613
00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,458
拍一個影片發在我的抖音帳號
614
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,166
-我的抖音帳號有很多…
-安靜
615
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,458
第二個
616
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:56,125
博彩公司的高級保全經理
617
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,375
這個人好眼熟
618
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,083
是他？
619
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,000
你們認識他？
620
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:04,541
可能我有辦法
621
00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:10,791
發哥
622
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,625
你們抓我來這裡做什麼？
623
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,791
我們要妳勾引他
624
00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,125
阿扁？
625
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:25,875
人家還是黃花閨女
626
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:30,375
雖然要勾引他不是一件很難的事
627
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:31,500
但是
628
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,916
要我這樣主動
629
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,750
等一下有東西掉
630
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:35,791
什麼東西掉？
631
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,958
我的標準會掉
632
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,291
我怎麼說也是1985年
633
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,041
加東購物商場小姐
634
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,500
去幫她選衣和化妝
635
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:47,666
我有化妝了，還要化妝啊？
636
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,083
補一點點
637
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,375
一點點就好啊
638
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,750
（高級保全經理）
639
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,916
阿扁哥
640
00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:21,666
妳牙齦出血
641
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,500
阿扁哥
642
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,625
我做了午餐來跟你一起吃
643
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,166
妳那個男朋友…
644
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,375
（A攝影機）
645
00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:38,041
還有旁邊那個殭屍呢？
646
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:39,166
什麼殭屍？
647
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,250
那個啊
648
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,166
你是說那個…
649
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,625
三、二、一
650
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
走
651
00:33:58,083 --> 00:34:00,375
（B攝影機）
652
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,958
至於我的男朋友
653
00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:06,583
他是黑社會分子
654
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:09,333
我跟他是不會有結果的
655
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,875
-阿扁哥
-阿花
656
00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:13,166
快點進入主題
657
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,458
什麼？
658
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,375
什麼什麼？
659
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,291
阿扁哥
660
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:22,000
你是不是很大、很久的？
661
00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:25,916
是很大的
662
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,083
三、四個小時不是問題
663
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,708
人家是問你
在這間公司的職位是不是很大
664
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:32,625
做了很久
665
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:34,708
你想到哪裡去？
666
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,250
早說嘛
667
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,833
我在這個公司是個高級保全經理
668
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:41,541
做了20幾年
669
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:45,333
公司裡面什麼機密我都知道
670
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,833
真的嗎？看不出來
671
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:49,166
你有什麼可以證明？
672
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:54,291
（A攝影機）
673
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,416
這個是萬能卡
674
00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:59,208
除了執行長，就只有我有
675
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:00,250
有了萬能卡
676
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,416
公司什麼地方我都可以進去
677
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,750
包括收藏祕密的地方
678
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:09,416
收藏祕密的地方？
679
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,833
黑房
680
00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,208
藏著公司最高的機密
681
00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:15,833
那黑房在哪裡？
682
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,083
不能講啦，祕密
683
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:20,333
不能講
684
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,875
兩個人相愛是不應該有祕密的
685
00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:24,000
我走了
686
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,541
阿花
687
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,833
我是真心愛妳的
688
00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:30,291
妳不要走
689
00:35:30,791 --> 00:35:32,041
我不信
690
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,250
黑房在執行長的房間
691
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:42,791
黑房在執行長的房間
692
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,666
曼谷，開始行動
693
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,125
阿扁哥
694
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,916
你看我的眼睛，看到什麼？
695
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,708
眼屎
696
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:00,375
不是啦，你再看多一次
697
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,916
-我自己？
-是的
698
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:12,458
然後慢慢地把你的眼睛閉上
699
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:16,416
想著我走進去你的心裡面
700
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,333
慢慢地，我們兩個會粘在一起
701
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:24,375
有沒有感覺到我的心在你的心裡面？
702
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,000
有
703
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,916
好了，吃午餐吧
704
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:34,333
對…吃飽才有力…
705
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,875
萬能卡到手了
706
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,333
黑房在執行長的房間
707
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:42,500
阿發、暴牙菇、達人，開始行動
708
00:36:42,583 --> 00:36:43,541
好
709
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:52,791
喂
710
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,625
妳在幹嘛？
711
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:02,041
這裡有個保全
712
00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:05,041
好的
713
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,416
我是警察
714
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,000
我也是警察
715
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,708
我是這裡的保全
716
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:29,875
你是誰？
717
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,958
我也是這裡的保全
718
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,041
高級的
719
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:37,291
你不是第一次上班時候喝酒吧？
720
00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:39,750
給我一次機會吧
721
00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:41,250
我想做一個好保全
722
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,083
給我一次機會，我想做回好人
723
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:45,375
做好人？
724
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,625
你跟公司說吧
725
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,083
妳
726
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166
跟我走
727
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,708
發哥
728
00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:13,416
你去哪裡了？待會兒被發現就慘了
729
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,708
沒事，因為曼谷剛才出了一些狀況
730
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:17,791
-我去幫她，現在解決了
-好
731
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,791
-很好
-等一下…
732
00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:21,250
你去哪裡？
733
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,500
救曼谷
734
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:24,958
都說已經解決了
735
00:38:25,541 --> 00:38:26,708
趕快去執行長的房間
736
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:28,583
-要不然他等下回來就麻煩了
-好
737
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:29,791
拿卡
738
00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:31,625
-可是…
-走…
739
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,500
為什麼我要跟你滾進來啊？
740
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,625
做任務要有做任務的樣子
741
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,458
怎麼了？
742
00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:00,291
我的頭髮很亂嗎？
743
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:03,000
你的假髮掉了
744
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:04,916
走
745
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,291
阿花，問他黑房的準確位置
746
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:13,583
阿扁哥，你剛才說的那個黑房
747
00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:15,625
收藏了最高的機密
748
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,791
怎麼會隨隨便便放在執行長的房間？
749
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,416
不是隨便的
750
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,625
那是機密，有機關的
751
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,833
有機關？這麼好玩啊？
752
00:39:25,916 --> 00:39:27,375
那機關在哪裡？
753
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:31,333
這是商業祕密，不能告訴妳喔
754
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,125
不能告訴你喔
755
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:37,708
暴牙菇、達人，黑房裡面有機關
756
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:38,666
好
757
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,375
還有記得
758
00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,291
迷幻藥
759
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:46,416
迷魂他之後，再問他黑房機關的位置
760
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,458
這是什麼？
761
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:51,083
這個是1965年的烈酒
762
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:53,041
特別為妳開的
763
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,625
很香啊
764
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,583
不好意思，我比較胖
765
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,750
你知道就好
766
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,875
阿扁哥
767
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,333
那個機關到底在哪裡？
768
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:49,500
說來聽聽嘛，我不會跟人家說的
769
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:50,750
你知道的
770
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,166
你跟我是男女朋友
771
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:56,958
有什麼祕密
我們不可以分享的，對不對？
772
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,500
好，今天我心情好
773
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,958
親一個
774
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,750
先喝了酒再親親吧
775
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,250
還有前戲啊
776
00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:07,916
來
777
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:55,583
阿花
778
00:41:57,833 --> 00:42:00,625
喝了酒，妳要選親哪裡？
779
00:42:00,708 --> 00:42:01,958
左還是右？
780
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,041
左還是右？
781
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,500
是左還是右？
782
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:11,791
左邊
783
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,125
-左邊
-左邊啊？
784
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:14,333
對的
785
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,166
右邊
786
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:19,750
我說左邊
787
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,250
-左邊？
-對，沒錯
788
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,375
右邊
789
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,250
我是說左邊…
790
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,666
左邊是對的…
791
00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:30,916
到底是左邊還是右邊啊？
792
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,583
左還是右都沒關係
793
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,916
中間我也可以
794
00:42:38,791 --> 00:42:40,125
那就右邊吧
795
00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:51,750
那…
796
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:54,333
那個機關到底在哪裡啊？
797
00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:56,333
五、四
798
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:58,500
-三
-那個機關…
799
00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:00,416
二、一
800
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,666
在咖啡…
801
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:10,041
水怎麼會倒在執行長辦公室外面啊？
802
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,125
又是你
803
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,625
叫你做清潔
804
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,125
卻越弄越髒
805
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,708
不好意思，我會清理的
806
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:25,125
你快點
807
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:26,958
我回來的時候要看到乾乾淨淨的
808
00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:36,791
開門
809
00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:39,041
開門
810
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:42,500
怎麼…
811
00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:45,250
你們兩個為什麼那麼喘？
812
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,583
機關在咖啡
813
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,500
咖啡，找咖啡…快點去找
814
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,833
喂，這裡
815
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:06,833
什麼東西？
816
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:10,500
這個哪裡是咖啡？這個是月餅啦
817
00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:12,250
咖啡禮盒
818
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,958
這是機關嗎？
819
00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:17,041
機關？什麼年代了還機關？
820
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,541
怎麼可能是機關？
821
00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,916
你看，都不可以
822
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:23,708
你看，機關
823
00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:32,541
-是什麼東西？
-萬能卡
824
00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:34,166
快點…
825
00:44:46,833 --> 00:44:48,333
黑房…
826
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:49,791
走
827
00:44:49,875 --> 00:44:51,708
你先走…
828
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:54,791
不要
829
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:02,041
不要管了…
830
00:45:04,041 --> 00:45:05,333
這個電腦很舊了耶
831
00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,625
你懂嗎？這麼舊的
832
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:09,583
懂
833
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,375
你懂？
834
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:15,250
正在尋找彩票機設計手冊文件
835
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:17,333
找到文件，正在打開文件
836
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,458
為什麼你講話那麼流暢了？
837
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:21,333
手在鍵盤上，什麼都流暢
838
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:22,458
你準備好了嗎？
839
00:45:22,541 --> 00:45:23,666
早就準備好了
840
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,083
打開文件
841
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:27,416
（拒絕訪問）
842
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,833
請回答以下問題以過關
843
00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:32,250
每道問題只有兩次機會
844
00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:35,000
還要回答問題啊？
845
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:36,666
來，快點…
846
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,958
麥可傑克森和白雪公主
一起生下來的嬰兒
847
00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:42,958
牙齒會是什麼顏色？
848
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,250
簡單
849
00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:46,750
白色
850
00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:49,000
恭喜答錯
851
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:50,708
你還有一次機會
852
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,708
灰色？
853
00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:58,166
嬰兒哪有牙齒？
854
00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:01,125
沒有牙
855
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,500
恭喜答對
856
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,125
繼續問答時間
857
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,500
東方升起，西方降落
858
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,166
請問指的是什麼？
859
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,500
猜五個字
860
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,833
-五個字？
-“太陽”就只有兩個字啊
861
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:15,625
太…太陽
862
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,083
恭喜答對
863
00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:22,041
這是一道特別為口吃的人設置的問題
864
00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:23,958
祝您有一個美好的一天
865
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,875
好啦…厲害啦…
866
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:28,041
-趕快複製
-快點
867
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,791
（正在複製文件）
868
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,041
為什麼有廣告？
869
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,666
比起其他電影的廣告
870
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:43,166
這個舒服多了
871
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,541
也對，我們才不會這麼悶
872
00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:46,625
還有廣告看
873
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:49,125
真好喝
874
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,041
（複製完成）
875
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,958
-搞定了
-太棒了
876
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,541
你要幹嘛？ 你放手
877
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,208
狗男女，你們幹什麼？
878
00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:08,833
阿花，起來，阿花
879
00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:10,916
為什麼妳要這麼傻？
880
00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:15,041
發哥，你終於回來我的身邊了
881
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:16,708
發哥
882
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:18,708
你們不是已經分手了嗎？
883
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,916
你每次趁我不在的時候就來搞我女人
884
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,458
搞我女人…
885
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:26,916
發哥，我跟他說…
886
00:47:27,541 --> 00:47:29,000
阿扁哥
887
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,625
對不起，我真的是放不下他
888
00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:35,041
你就不要把我放在你的心裡了
889
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,875
-好不好？
-好了，不要跟他講那麼多
890
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,083
你給我小心一點
891
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,375
再看到你一次，我就砍掉你那個
892
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,333
走
893
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:46,791
妳想通了啊？
894
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,583
沒有，我的飯盒很貴的
895
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:52,583
不是…
896
00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:53,708
等我…
897
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,875
-乾杯
-乾杯
898
00:47:59,958 --> 00:48:02,166
-今天…
-今天之所以那麼成功
899
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,791
最主要除了我們的團隊
900
00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:04,916
還要謝謝一個人
901
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,041
-就是來幫忙的阿花
-沒錯
902
00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,625
我沒有做什麼，只是扮美而已啊
903
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:11,916
妳的美只有阿扁懂啦
904
00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:15,041
-今天…
-達人，你有什麼話要講嗎？
905
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:21,833
-今天要感謝曼谷
-我什麼都沒做
906
00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:25,208
-今天…
-喂…
907
00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,916
火鍋滾了
908
00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:29,541
-我要吃…
-來，拿著…
909
00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:31,708
-我要吃
-來…
910
00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:33,875
-好香啊
-我煮的
911
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,625
怎麼樣？
912
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,166
不喜歡這種環境啊？
913
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,916
放心
914
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,500
完成這個任務
915
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,916
你就可以輕輕鬆鬆幫你女兒治病了
916
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,291
我是怕我笨手笨腳連累大家
917
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:14,000
你不要看我們每個好像很專業似的
918
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:17,500
其實我們每個人都有自己的問題
919
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:20,458
不過你放心，我們是不會放棄的
920
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,125
我們絕對不會做
921
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:24,833
這個社會上被遺棄的流浪狗
922
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,291
至少你還有一個紅姐
923
00:49:36,125 --> 00:49:38,958
你不要看她精明能幹
924
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,500
其實她內心
925
00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:43,125
是一個又溫柔
926
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,708
又文靜的女生
927
00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:47,875
-老大，我們去唱歌啦
-什麼事？
928
00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:49,250
我不喜歡音樂
929
00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:51,916
我們還是轉個話題吧
930
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,666
說真的，為什麼你會找上我？
931
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:55,000
這個世界上
932
00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:56,333
除了你
933
00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:58,750
還有誰跟我有那麼好的默契？
934
00:49:58,833 --> 00:49:59,958
也對
935
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,666
還記得嗎？
936
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,208
當年
937
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:05,791
街尾那一間
938
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:07,916
-番婆雜貨店
-番婆雜貨店
939
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,500
我怎麼可能會忘記？
940
00:50:09,583 --> 00:50:10,791
我在外面把風
941
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,125
你在店裡面偷汽水
942
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,291
-我怎麼會忘記？
-對啊…
943
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,791
我把汽水拿給你，你就顧著喝
944
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,666
番婆回來你都沒有告訴我
945
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,666
害我回去被媽媽打到半死
946
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:24,458
喂
947
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:27,541
你跟阿花是不是…
948
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:28,750
是什麼是？
949
00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:30,541
她是我的鄰居
950
00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,875
我把她當妹妹，她把我當哥哥
951
00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:33,916
就這樣
952
00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:39,708
阿花
953
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,750
妳這個樣子就不要出來
954
00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:44,583
不然人家以為七月又到了，真是的
955
00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:47,541
生氣啊？
956
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,291
她真的生氣啊？
957
00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:54,166
怎麼說我也是妳的哥哥，對不對？
958
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:55,958
連開玩笑也不可以？
959
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:01,833
是啦，哥哥
960
00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:02,916
哥哥
961
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,375
-哥哥
-哥哥
962
00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:09,000
妹妹
963
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,375
好
964
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:24,833
-那麼…
-警長
965
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:26,458
警長
966
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,208
不要叫我警長
967
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:29,791
叫你們找筆波的證據
968
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,000
找了八年
969
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,250
一根毛都還沒有找到
970
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:33,916
現在還來一個逃獄的
971
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,625
你叫我怎樣跟上面交代？
972
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:36,833
還要多久？
973
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:39,958
兩年？
974
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:41,666
不，警長
975
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:43,541
是兩個禮拜
976
00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,041
警長
977
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:47,250
我查到他們最近在進行一個大計畫
978
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,333
什麼？又來一場盜竊？
979
00:51:50,416 --> 00:51:51,500
對
980
00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:54,375
又來一場盜竊
981
00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:56,625
但我有一個計畫
982
00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:59,125
就是一次過把他們兩個抓完
983
00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:02,166
我們來一個放長線，釣大魚
984
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:03,583
釣？
985
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,250
警長
986
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,250
我們不要講髒話
987
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,875
你要是抓不到他們的話
988
00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:13,625
我調你們去做保全，知道嗎？
989
00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,833
-收到
-收到
990
00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:17,208
收到
991
00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:29,291
對不起，警長
992
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:30,375
收起來
993
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:34,833
你們一個、兩個
994
00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:36,541
給我好自為之
995
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:37,625
你！
996
00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:42,125
筆
997
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,375
幹嘛？
998
00:52:54,916 --> 00:52:57,125
一大清早就在練拳，神經病
999
00:52:57,208 --> 00:53:00,208
你一大清早看她練拳，你也是神經病
1000
00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:09,000
她喜歡你啊？
1001
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:17,500
來
1002
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,041
妳沒事吧？
1003
00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:58,000
十、九…
1004
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:59,541
三、二、一
1005
00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:00,625
妳贏了
1006
00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:04,750
-做得很好
-妳還好嗎？
1007
00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:09,666
-再見
-沒事吧？
1008
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:13,291
打架不是靠蠻力的，是要用腦
1009
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,375
妳懂什麼是出假拳嗎？
1010
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:16,375
插眼睛
1011
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:20,333
然後
1012
00:54:20,416 --> 00:54:22,041
右假拳，打左邊
1013
00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:23,458
然後妳要呼呼聲
1014
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:25,208
去到後面，記得要呼呼聲
1015
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:28,250
然後扭她的脖子，踢她的屁股
1016
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,166
跟她講
1017
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:30,625
“我看到妳了”
1018
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:33,666
明白嗎？
1019
00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,166
懂了嗎？
1020
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,083
你跟她解釋
1021
00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:43,500
-他說…
-我懂了
1022
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,125
這個就是複製開彩機？
1023
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,291
做得滿好的
1024
00:54:48,916 --> 00:54:50,208
就是這個機器
1025
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,250
會把那個球吸上去
1026
00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:55,666
磁吸原理
1027
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:57,750
就是電磁反應
1028
00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:01,375
只要到時我們把這個晶片裝在這裡
1029
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:03,333
透過磁吸的這個原理
1030
00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:05,416
要什麼球它就會吸上來
1031
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:08,458
就是可以把想要的號碼吸出來？
1032
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:11,375
只要在球上加上磁性就可以了
1033
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,583
增加磁性，那會不會增加重量？
1034
00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:15,958
因為我知道每次開彩的時候
1035
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:19,291
都有一些審計師來評估每顆球的重量
1036
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:22,958
奈米噴霧技術
1037
00:55:23,041 --> 00:55:24,541
你在講什麼？
1038
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,791
我們有一種高磁性的顆粒
1039
00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:28,416
只要噴上它
1040
00:55:29,166 --> 00:55:32,458
有了磁性，同時也不影響重量
1041
00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:33,458
到時
1042
00:55:33,541 --> 00:55:36,375
我們要什麼號碼就靠它了
1043
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:39,375
來，給我一個幸運號碼
1044
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:40,625
28
1045
00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:45,708
42
1046
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:47,375
17
1047
00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:49,291
-37
-20
1048
00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:50,708
25
1049
00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:53,875
這就是下一期的開彩號碼
1050
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,166
接下來的任務
1051
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:58,541
我們是要把博彩公司的彩球偷出來
1052
00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:00,333
動了手腳之後
1053
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,416
再和我們的儀器一起運回去
1054
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,666
我不要出賣肉體的啊
1055
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,708
我不是不想幫你們
1056
00:56:08,791 --> 00:56:11,125
我是希望你們可以看到我除了美貌
1057
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,583
還有實力的
1058
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:13,708
很多人說
1059
00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:15,291
人美就不聰明
1060
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,541
不美就很聰明
1061
00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:18,875
但是我是又美又聰明的
1062
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,125
要不然怎麼拿到
1063
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:23,958
1989年峇株巴轄小姐第二名？
1064
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,541
老師…
1065
00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,583
你都已經複製了機器
1066
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:30,666
為什麼你不直接複製球呢？
1067
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:35,416
審計師會檢查所有的球
1068
00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:38,541
假球容易被拆穿
1069
00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:40,875
那到底要怎麼做？
1070
00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:43,000
博彩公司為了避免作弊
1071
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:45,666
每個月都會消滅一批彩球
1072
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:46,791
換一批新的
1073
00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:50,291
就是偷要被毀滅的球？
1074
00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:51,791
是的
1075
00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:53,166
每個月尾
1076
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,041
高級保全經理，就是阿扁
1077
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:58,041
就會把49顆彩球帶去銷毀
1078
00:56:58,125 --> 00:56:59,333
彩球銷毀的地點
1079
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,583
也是政府處理一些過期股票
1080
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:04,416
-鈔票以及敏感文件的地方
-哈囉
1081
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:07,833
阿扁會把用過的彩球交給對方
1082
00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:11,416
對方也會同時
把一批新的彩球交回給阿扁
1083
00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:16,708
職員會把彩球放進焚化爐
1084
00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:18,708
一起銷毀
1085
00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:21,416
阿發，你負責扮演送餐員
1086
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:22,958
把加了瀉藥的食物
1087
00:57:23,041 --> 00:57:24,791
送到負責接收彩球的部門
1088
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,041
（簽收證明）
1089
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:28,166
哈囉，我是敏捷外送，來送餐的
1090
00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:30,125
-我們沒有叫外賣
-對
1091
00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:32,541
地址是這裡，應該沒有錯吧？
1092
00:57:34,041 --> 00:57:35,041
地址是這裡沒有錯
1093
00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:36,083
-可是我們沒有叫
-對
1094
00:57:36,166 --> 00:57:38,083
錢都給了，拿去吃吧
1095
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,375
-別人的東西不好拿
-對
1096
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:40,625
肚子總會餓的
1097
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:41,750
-我們還沒有餓
-對
1098
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,041
真的不用客氣
1099
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:44,708
-我們在減肥
-對
1100
00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:46,125
他們可能不會收
1101
00:57:46,208 --> 00:57:48,958
阿發，這個時候就輪到你表演了
1102
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,041
妳到底吃不吃？
1103
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,458
我不是隨隨便便
1104
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:20,458
給人吃的
1105
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:34,625
吃多了
1106
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,875
也會覺得膩
1107
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,750
我人都來了
1108
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,500
不吃…
1109
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:43,750
白不吃
1110
00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:58,791
那…
1111
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,166
我吃吧
1112
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,750
吃就吃吧
1113
00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:10,500
對
1114
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:21,125
幾分鐘後
1115
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:23,916
當工作人員要去銷毀彩球時
1116
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,583
他們就會肚子痛
1117
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,333
（警告：高溫表面）
1118
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:42,875
焚化爐需要五分鐘的時間來預熱
1119
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:43,958
也就是說
1120
00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,291
五分鐘之內
1121
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:47,000
在它啟動之前
1122
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,958
我們就潛入焚化爐
1123
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:50,875
偷彩球
1124
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,041
就是它
1125
00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:58,583
紅姐、達人
1126
00:59:58,666 --> 01:00:00,958
你們兩個假扮警察，設路障截停阿扁
1127
01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:03,583
把我們動過手腳的彩球跟他對換
1128
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,833
你要記住每一個細節
1129
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:19,083
發
1130
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:26,791
發…
1131
01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:27,916
大笨財，開門
1132
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,041
大笨財
1133
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,125
-發哥…
-時間還沒到
1134
01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:33,458
-為什麼門會自動關上？阿發
-我幫你
1135
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,875
大笨財
1136
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:36,000
開門
1137
01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,500
開門，大笨…
1138
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,500
等等…
1139
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:44,291
發哥
1140
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,041
應該差不多到手了吧
1141
01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:52,666
-教父
-達人
1142
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:53,666
時間還沒到
1143
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,291
焚化爐突然自動上鎖了
1144
01:00:55,375 --> 01:00:56,458
阿發被困在裡面
1145
01:00:56,541 --> 01:00:57,625
有什麼解決方法？
1146
01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:02,083
最後一分鐘門會自動關上
1147
01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:04,333
必須先按三角形按鈕
1148
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:06,875
再按圓形才可以解鎖
1149
01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:07,916
好
1150
01:01:08,416 --> 01:01:09,583
等我…
1151
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,583
教父
1152
01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:15,416
不能兩個一起按，它會馬上啟動
1153
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,916
那我要按什麼？
1154
01:01:17,416 --> 01:01:19,708
先按三角形，再按圓形
1155
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:22,250
我知道，可是問題是
1156
01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,458
三角形的按鈕有圓形
1157
01:01:24,541 --> 01:01:26,000
圓形的按鈕有三角形
1158
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:28,500
你跟我說，哪個是三角形的按鈕？
1159
01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:32,458
快點，還有20秒
1160
01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:34,041
按哪一個？
1161
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,541
按這個還是按那個？
1162
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,958
按那個還是按這個？
1163
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:39,583
大笨財
1164
01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:41,250
大笨財
1165
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:42,958
大笨財
1166
01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:46,250
你要幫我照顧范范
1167
01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,625
不要說這句話
1168
01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:49,625
我一定會救你出來
1169
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:51,541
發
1170
01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:04,416
所以是按哪一個？
1171
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:18,833
隨便按！
1172
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:39,791
-發
-我沒事…
1173
01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:43,750
你按了什麼？
1174
01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,375
我沒有按啊
1175
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,708
我拔出來而已
1176
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:52,791
教父
1177
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:54,333
金馬
1178
01:02:55,791 --> 01:02:57,083
還不去拿球
1179
01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:58,708
走
1180
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:03,500
長官，你肯定他們會來這裡？
1181
01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:06,208
如果他們要拿到真的彩球
1182
01:03:06,291 --> 01:03:07,958
來這裡是唯一的辦法
1183
01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:13,958
這次還不人贓俱獲？
1184
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:17,333
笑什麼？
1185
01:03:17,416 --> 01:03:18,416
追啊
1186
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,083
還要我教？
1187
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,541
這個人叫阿特
1188
01:03:33,625 --> 01:03:36,416
之前就是他把我抓入獄
1189
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,000
這次我逃獄
1190
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:40,041
他一定盯著我
1191
01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:41,375
所以…
1192
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:55,333
你好
1193
01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:00,666
叔叔
1194
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,708
去哪裡玩啊？
1195
01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:05,166
孫子剛從國外留學回來
1196
01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:06,708
我去機場接他
1197
01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:09,166
去到國外唸書啊？
1198
01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:10,666
那一定很聰明
1199
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,416
還好…
1200
01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:16,708
不過如果這些小孩子太聰明
1201
01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:18,000
要小心看管
1202
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:20,166
萬一把聰明…
1203
01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:22,916
用在做壞事上面
1204
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,291
那就不好了
1205
01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:25,958
你就不怕他們做錯事
1206
01:04:26,041 --> 01:04:27,208
犯法？
1207
01:04:27,291 --> 01:04:29,833
做錯事，犯法
1208
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,166
就自己承擔吧
1209
01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:35,458
也對
1210
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,083
我們想看一下後車廂
1211
01:04:39,666 --> 01:04:41,125
麻煩你下來打開它
1212
01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:54,041
打開它
1213
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:25,208
我的孫子在國外是兵乓球的校隊
1214
01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:27,875
這是買來送給他的
1215
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,041
乒乓
1216
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:36,666
長官
1217
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,250
長官
1218
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:41,166
長官，你就這樣放他走喔？
1219
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,125
還不是時候
1220
01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:46,000
阿發、暴牙菇
1221
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:48,041
只要一拿到彩球
1222
01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,375
你們兩個就…
1223
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,083
馬上把彩球轉交給紅姐
1224
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:55,208
-太好了
-對
1225
01:05:55,291 --> 01:05:56,791
千辛萬苦
1226
01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:58,500
發財了…
1227
01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:02,000
快點去找達人，前面右轉
1228
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:03,750
（停車）
1229
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:07,750
李阿扁到了
1230
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,333
他們還沒有到，我們要拖延時間
1231
01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,583
我打電話催一催
1232
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,333
嗨，警官
1233
01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,625
請出示你的身分證和駕照
1234
01:06:29,833 --> 01:06:31,791
怎麼不像你？
1235
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,208
去哪裡啊？
1236
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,208
我要回公司
1237
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,416
公司在哪裡？
1238
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,958
警官，是博彩公司
1239
01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:50,666
幫我接個電話
1240
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,416
喂？哈囉
1241
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,375
請問是周任發先生嗎？
1242
01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:57,083
你的女兒現在病情惡化了
1243
01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:59,000
請你馬上趕到醫院來
1244
01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:17,416
警官，檢查完了嗎？
1245
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,625
可以放我走嗎？
1246
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,458
不好意思，先生
1247
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:26,958
麻煩打開後車廂
1248
01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:32,041
這是什麼？
1249
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,666
這是開彩用的彩球
1250
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,000
麻煩你打開
1251
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,041
不行
1252
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,083
開彩的彩球
1253
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:39,000
只有在開彩的現場才可以打開的
1254
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,708
請你馬上打開
1255
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000
警官
1256
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:53,333
我送這個彩球送了這麼多年
1257
01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,958
你就讓我走啦
1258
01:07:57,875 --> 01:07:59,291
你就給我過吧
1259
01:08:00,291 --> 01:08:02,583
沒事了，你可以離開
1260
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,875
謝謝妳
1261
01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:06,750
我的駕照和身分證呢？
1262
01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:17,833
為什麼？
1263
01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:19,541
教父的意思
1264
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:22,458
那開彩機呢？
1265
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:24,708
不用換進去了
1266
01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:37,958
發哥
1267
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:40,458
范范怎麼會進了加護病房？
1268
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,500
妳幫我照顧范范
1269
01:08:46,666 --> 01:08:48,541
范范不會有事的吧？
1270
01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:55,083
（開彩前65小時）
1271
01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:58,333
辛苦了那麼久
1272
01:08:58,416 --> 01:09:00,875
就這樣讓他跑掉
1273
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:06,500
如果他背叛我，就把他殺掉
1274
01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:07,625
殺掉
1275
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:11,875
他不是這樣的人
1276
01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:13,916
他一定會回來的
1277
01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:22,125
老大、大笨財
1278
01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:26,083
我想要先拿一百萬
1279
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,958
一百萬？
1280
01:09:34,583 --> 01:09:36,250
我就是因為相信你
1281
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:39,791
把最重要的箱子交給你
1282
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,500
你究竟去了哪裡？
1283
01:09:43,541 --> 01:09:44,625
我們只差一步
1284
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:46,375
-只差一步了
-我女兒…
1285
01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:48,458
我女兒再不動手術，她就會死
1286
01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,583
她就會死
1287
01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:52,250
她會死
1288
01:09:58,041 --> 01:09:59,458
夠了…
1289
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,291
是你的女兒死
1290
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,208
不是我的女兒死
1291
01:10:03,291 --> 01:10:05,750
如果明天解決不了
1292
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:08,208
你就跟你的女兒一起走
1293
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,000
我會給帛金的
1294
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:11,375
我們走…
1295
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,916
肚子很餓
1296
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,333
有沒有東西吃？
1297
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:38,208
達人，B計畫
1298
01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:40,875
刪除所有的資料
1299
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:48,875
解密影片區塊鏈
1300
01:10:48,958 --> 01:10:50,500
刪除所有相關的Cookies
1301
01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:52,000
餅乾？
1302
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,416
有餅乾？餅乾在哪裡？
1303
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,666
Cookies是儲存在電腦裡面的
基本文件
1304
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,000
一旦用戶登入或登出
1305
01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:00,333
Cookies就會留在電腦以作追蹤
1306
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:02,875
激活B計畫，刪除所有文件
1307
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:04,458
你在刪除什麼？
1308
01:11:04,541 --> 01:11:06,000
針孔攝影機的錄影
1309
01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,958
（刪除，正準備刪除）
1310
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:17,125
取消
1311
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:18,958
快取消
1312
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:22,375
走開
1313
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:25,833
全部都有？
1314
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,541
對啊
1315
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,666
開這個
1316
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,541
停
1317
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,208
重播
1318
01:11:40,833 --> 01:11:41,750
放慢
1319
01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:42,833
放大
1320
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:44,583
（B攝影機）
1321
01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:46,083
快轉
1322
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:47,708
停
1323
01:11:47,791 --> 01:11:49,166
（出租，李先生）
1324
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,333
紅姐，有沒有十萬塊？
1325
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,750
我們來拍一場戲
1326
01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:08,083
（開彩前24小時）
1327
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:10,041
今天是我們行動的日子
1328
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:12,583
麻煩你們帶上你們的腦
1329
01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:13,875
張開你們的眼睛
1330
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:16,708
在現場看到這群老狐狸
有任何可疑的行動
1331
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,500
馬上給我一網打盡
1332
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:20,125
-收到
-收到
1333
01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:22,541
各位
1334
01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:27,500
歡迎來到發財聯盟行動
1335
01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:33,791
（樂透168開彩中心總部
開彩前一小時）
1336
01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:44,083
（綠康寶）
1337
01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:48,500
綠康寶？
1338
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,500
你們連米都賣啊？
1339
01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:53,750
掩人耳目，人多
1340
01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:57,125
我愛你
1341
01:12:57,208 --> 01:13:01,791
我愛你…
1342
01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:04,500
這次的任務一定要成功
1343
01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:07,666
不許失敗
1344
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,458
你明白不明白？
1345
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,833
樂透168
1346
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:35,333
讓你一路發
1347
01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:39,333
歡迎來到第2899期博彩的開彩日
1348
01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:43,500
這期的累積獎金高達1億834萬
1349
01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:47,083
這將是博彩史上最高的累積獎金
1350
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:49,083
究竟是哪六個號碼？
1351
01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:50,791
我們拭目以待
1352
01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:52,291
一切正常，長官
1353
01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:53,375
不可能
1354
01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:55,958
樂透168，讓你一路發
1355
01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:58,250
第2899期博彩
1356
01:13:58,333 --> 01:14:00,666
現在正式開彩
1357
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,625
現在開彩第一個號碼
1358
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,958
這就是下一期的開彩號碼
1359
01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:21,500
第一個開彩號碼
1360
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,083
25
1361
01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:27,791
25
1362
01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:29,708
二、五
1363
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,625
現在開彩第二個號碼
1364
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,666
第二個開彩號碼
1365
01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:40,291
20
1366
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:43,458
20
1367
01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:45,166
二、零
1368
01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:48,291
大家留意一下
1369
01:14:48,375 --> 01:14:49,750
看看他們有沒有什麼可疑的動作
1370
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,875
第三個開彩號碼
1371
01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:53,041
42
1372
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,000
42
1373
01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:56,500
四、二
1374
01:14:58,666 --> 01:14:59,708
沒有？
1375
01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,666
我信才有鬼
1376
01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:07,375
你們留在這裡
1377
01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:09,041
可惡！
1378
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:11,208
現在開彩第四個號碼
1379
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,166
37
1380
01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:16,333
37
1381
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,083
三、七
1382
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:24,416
（電梯故障）
1383
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,708
故障
1384
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:27,125
竟然故障
1385
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:29,375
該死的！
1386
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:34,625
第五個開彩號碼
1387
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:36,208
17
1388
01:15:37,916 --> 01:15:38,791
17
1389
01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:40,416
一、七
1390
01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,416
（注意，維修中）
1391
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,541
現在開彩最後一個號碼
1392
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,208
最後一個號碼失控了
1393
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:09,125
現在我們只有44分之1的機會
1394
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,708
只能靠運氣了
1395
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,958
最後一個開彩號碼
1396
01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:33,583
來，給我一個幸運號碼
1397
01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:34,875
28
1398
01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,291
28
1399
01:16:43,916 --> 01:16:44,916
二、八
1400
01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:56,166
太棒了！
1401
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,750
開彩中心在幾樓？
1402
01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:23,458
-十樓
-不可能！
1403
01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:25,291
我人就在十樓
1404
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:26,208
人呢？
1405
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:27,291
長官，你在哪裡？
1406
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,750
大家都開始離開了
1407
01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:42,291
-後樓梯等我
-收到
1408
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:44,625
（開彩前62小時）
1409
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,250
我們來拍一場戲
1410
01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:48,791
拍戲？
1411
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:50,541
那天
1412
01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:53,166
我跟達人去到開彩中心的九樓
1413
01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:56,375
發現樓下是空的
1414
01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:57,916
你想一想
1415
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,083
你會複製開彩機器
1416
01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:01,541
你有彩珠
1417
01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:05,750
那為什麼我們不要複製
十樓的開彩場地呢？
1418
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:09,958
你的意思就是
要把開彩中心搬去九樓？
1419
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,708
可是怎麼做到一模一樣啊？
1420
01:18:14,041 --> 01:18:16,458
-任發，你是拍電影的吧？
-是啊
1421
01:18:16,541 --> 01:18:18,000
-你應該認識很多道具組吧？
-對啊
1422
01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:18,958
那就是了
1423
01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:21,250
可不可以做一模一樣的？
1424
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:22,791
-這絕對沒問題
-就是啊
1425
01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:24,500
可是那些開彩的人
1426
01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:25,625
我們怎麼複製呢？
1427
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:26,833
這很簡單
1428
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:28,666
我們只要把所有的員工
1429
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:30,375
還有觀眾
1430
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:33,750
從十樓引導到九樓
1431
01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:34,708
這樣就好了
1432
01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:38,166
所有人都要搭電梯
1433
01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:43,416
只要我們把電梯的程式改掉
1434
01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,208
按十樓
1435
01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:48,875
去九樓
1436
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,583
我相信警方做夢都不會想到
1437
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,041
我們用複製的機器
1438
01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:56,708
複製的場景
1439
01:18:56,791 --> 01:18:59,416
來一場真正的開彩
1440
01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:01,791
這一次我們要騙的
1441
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,708
是全世界
1442
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:05,125
（倒數60小時）
1443
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:06,791
（倒數）
1444
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,000
六個月的租金我已經付給你了
1445
01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:10,083
我們現在進去
1446
01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:17,916
（電磁反應噴霧）
1447
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:21,250
（樂透168）
1448
01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:32,250
第60屆金馬獎
1449
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,208
最佳編劇
1450
01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:35,666
暴牙菇
1451
01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:37,416
最佳導演
1452
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,041
教父
1453
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,125
最佳男主角
1454
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:42,750
周任發
1455
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,791
（十樓）
1456
01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:49,125
我在後樓梯了，你在哪裡？
1457
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,291
我也是在後樓梯
1458
01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:51,583
怎麼沒看到你？
1459
01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:53,958
重複
1460
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:55,666
我在後樓梯，完畢
1461
01:19:58,541 --> 01:19:59,833
（九樓）
1462
01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:00,791
九樓
1463
01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:02,375
該死的
1464
01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:05,250
你跟我說幾樓？
1465
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,333
十樓
1466
01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,416
這是幾樓？
1467
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,625
九樓
1468
01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:13,125
我們剛剛搭電梯明明是十…
1469
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,250
快去追，天才
1470
01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:23,541
喂
1471
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:24,666
來啊…發財
1472
01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:27,083
來，紅包啊，快拿啊…
1473
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,541
你們兩個去那邊找
1474
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,333
玩後門？
1475
01:20:58,166 --> 01:20:59,250
上車追
1476
01:21:00,791 --> 01:21:02,458
買了幾十年的彩票
1477
01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:04,083
終於中獎了
1478
01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:10,625
不過這一億要這麼多人分
1479
01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:13,291
對了
1480
01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:15,916
上次你丟了我四千多萬
1481
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,166
當作這次賠償我
1482
01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:29,208
老大，我早就想到
1483
01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:30,750
你會這樣做
1484
01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:40,041
阿發、阿財
1485
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:43,250
我們是最佳拍檔
1486
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:48,875
發財聯盟
1487
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:34,250
開槍！
1488
01:22:43,958 --> 01:22:45,291
我的彩票
1489
01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:47,291
我的耳機…
1490
01:22:47,375 --> 01:22:49,208
快點！快點幫我追回來
1491
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:50,500
快點！
1492
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:02,208
來，快點…
1493
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:03,708
人齊了
1494
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:04,791
-快走
-走
1495
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,458
站住
1496
01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:11,375
走
1497
01:23:47,333 --> 01:23:48,291
走
1498
01:23:50,541 --> 01:23:51,458
走
1499
01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:56,333
假的，真的會隨便丟嗎？
1500
01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:57,416
快追
1501
01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,250
走，走開
1502
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:00,750
走開，走
1503
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:01,833
妳先走
1504
01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:21,416
分開跑
1505
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,208
站住
1506
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:29,041
走
1507
01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:32,500
臉上有斑點、有色素
1508
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:33,916
那種頑固斑
1509
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,125
皮膚有暗沉問題的
1510
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,583
你一定要來用我們三合一的
1511
01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:38,000
-美白發光水
-救命啊
1512
01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:39,458
-而且這個維生素C精華液
-救命
1513
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:41,125
-它可以很好地保護你
-他們要抓我，救命
1514
01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:43,958
-來，我們肯定可以救得到你
-來，試試看
1515
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:45,875
-救我…
-因為這個精華液可以幫助…
1516
01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:47,958
-救命，不要放手
-還有提亮膚色的功能
1517
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,791
-救命…
-而且最主要我們這個產品
1518
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:53,458
-任何皮膚都可以使用的，明白嗎？
-對
1519
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:54,791
-任何的肌膚
-是的
1520
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:56,583
-乾燥、油性
-救我
1521
01:24:56,666 --> 01:24:58,875
-是的，而且敏感肌膚、孕婦肌膚
-救我
1522
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:00,541
-都是可以使用
-對…
1523
01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:01,875
-你們安心下單
-救命啊
1524
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,541
-我們保證你滿意
-只要想變白的
1525
01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:05,125
-只要想變亮的
-是的，想變亮的
1526
01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:07,541
你們都一定要用
我們的這一款產品，好不好？
1527
01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:10,791
-救我
-而且最主要你們一定會用到滿意
1528
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:13,666
不好意思，因為有時候
我們怕你們太無聊
1529
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,833
是的，我們會給大家
搞一些餘興節目
1530
01:25:15,916 --> 01:25:17,541
-搞笑一下
-希望你們不要介意
1531
01:25:19,041 --> 01:25:19,875
走
1532
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:21,458
借過
1533
01:25:33,791 --> 01:25:34,708
對不起…
1534
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:36,333
對不起
1535
01:26:46,666 --> 01:26:47,625
是你？
1536
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:48,833
你打我幹嘛？
1537
01:26:48,916 --> 01:26:50,208
你進來做什麼？
1538
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:52,458
-走啦
-走啦
1539
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,541
-真是的
-色盲啊？
1540
01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:56,125
黑色、紅色不會分嗎？
1541
01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,916
好人、壞人你不懂嗎？
1542
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:02,125
拿著它
1543
01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,333
妳先離開
1544
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:04,500
那你呢？
1545
01:27:05,791 --> 01:27:08,250
有了它，我就有辦法
1546
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:09,458
好好保管
1547
01:27:10,583 --> 01:27:12,583
記住，明天下午5點
1548
01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:13,875
等電話
1549
01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:15,083
走
1550
01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:18,875
我在這裡
1551
01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:35,166
打架不是靠蠻力的
1552
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:36,625
是要用腦
1553
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,333
插眼睛
1554
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:41,583
右假拳
1555
01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,875
打左邊，然後妳要呼呼聲
1556
01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,250
扭她的脖子
1557
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:48,333
踢她的屁股
1558
01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,458
“我看到妳了”
1559
01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:54,791
我看到妳了
1560
01:29:00,083 --> 01:29:04,125
教…
1561
01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,625
教父呢？
1562
01:29:07,416 --> 01:29:08,625
他叫我們先走
1563
01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:10,041
可…可是…
1564
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:25,458
阿姨，妳好
1565
01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:44,250
生意興隆啊
1566
01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:38,916
站住
1567
01:30:46,833 --> 01:30:48,583
你別逼我，教父
1568
01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:56,875
彩票在我這裡
1569
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:15,958
（樂透168 ）
1570
01:31:52,666 --> 01:31:53,833
走
1571
01:32:05,666 --> 01:32:07,083
-大笨財
-你們先走
1572
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:08,041
不可以
1573
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:09,750
我會沒事的
1574
01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:11,541
-走
-走了
1575
01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:57,125
我要轉當汙點證人
1576
01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,750
上次逃獄
1577
01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:02,416
這次騙局
1578
01:33:02,958 --> 01:33:04,458
剛才還挾持我
1579
01:33:06,541 --> 01:33:08,666
你覺得你還有什麼資格跟我談條件？
1580
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:10,208
逃獄
1581
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:12,000
挾持你
1582
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:14,958
我最多被判多五年
1583
01:33:15,041 --> 01:33:16,416
至於騙案
1584
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:18,708
你們有證據嗎？
1585
01:33:19,208 --> 01:33:23,083
我可以把筆波所有的犯罪證據交給你
1586
01:33:23,166 --> 01:33:25,125
不過你要擔保
1587
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:27,708
不要再找我其他成員的麻煩
1588
01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:34,375
你要我相信一個騙子有筆波的證據？
1589
01:33:34,458 --> 01:33:35,916
1996年
1590
01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:37,625
特里莎命案
1591
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:40,041
國內所有詐騙集團的高手
1592
01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:44,208
亞洲最大的地下彩票場首腦、跑腿
1593
01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:47,458
他們透過什麼戶口轉帳？
1594
01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:49,958
用什麼公司洗黑錢？
1595
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:50,875
這些證據
1596
01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:54,333
都在我手裡
1597
01:33:56,416 --> 01:33:57,541
就憑你？
1598
01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:00,875
一個不喜歡聽音樂的人
1599
01:34:02,416 --> 01:34:04,000
常常戴著耳機
1600
01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:07,250
你不覺得很奇怪嗎？
1601
01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:08,750
我不喜歡音樂
1602
01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:14,625
我的耳機…
1603
01:34:19,708 --> 01:34:20,666
我告訴你
1604
01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:22,958
三年前把你抓進來的人
1605
01:34:23,541 --> 01:34:25,250
就站在你面前
1606
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,958
三年前
1607
01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:31,500
不是你把我抓進來
1608
01:34:32,875 --> 01:34:34,500
是我讓你抓
1609
01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:41,625
你真的以為
當年那四千萬丟進大海了嗎？
1610
01:34:46,541 --> 01:34:48,583
我坐三年牢的錢
1611
01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:52,041
你卻要當一輩子警察
1612
01:34:59,833 --> 01:35:00,833
成交
1613
01:35:01,458 --> 01:35:02,708
還是不成交？
1614
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:05,000
我已經通知了我的人
1615
01:35:06,291 --> 01:35:07,708
5點之前
1616
01:35:07,791 --> 01:35:09,291
接不到你的電話
1617
01:35:09,375 --> 01:35:11,625
就會把所有老大的證據毀掉
1618
01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:13,833
明天下午5點，等電話
1619
01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,000
成交的話
1620
01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:16,291
你就立大功
1621
01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,375
升官發財
1622
01:35:35,208 --> 01:35:36,333
5點
1623
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:51,083
現在我們怎麼辦？解散？
1624
01:35:51,958 --> 01:35:54,625
結果白忙一場，一場空
1625
01:35:57,250 --> 01:35:58,291
發哥…
1626
01:35:58,375 --> 01:35:59,958
那你的女兒怎麼辦？
1627
01:36:02,708 --> 01:36:03,875
聽天由命吧
1628
01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,916
-喂？
-是我
1629
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:17,041
把老大的證據交給阿特
1630
01:36:17,583 --> 01:36:19,250
其他證據銷毀掉
1631
01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:29,083
大家找一找自己身上
還有沒有這次行動的其他證據
1632
01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:30,625
燒掉吧
1633
01:36:43,916 --> 01:36:44,750
不需要？
1634
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:46,875
客戶給你你就收下吧
說什麼不需要？
1635
01:36:46,958 --> 01:36:47,916
我們往那邊走
1636
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,458
謝…謝謝你
1637
01:36:55,708 --> 01:36:57,125
彩票
1638
01:36:58,125 --> 01:36:59,750
給十塊錢也好啊
1639
01:37:00,291 --> 01:37:01,750
這麼吝嗇
1640
01:37:03,083 --> 01:37:04,000
有彩票？
1641
01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:05,541
拿去燒吧
1642
01:37:06,291 --> 01:37:08,000
-什麼時候的？
-這一期的
1643
01:37:08,541 --> 01:37:09,708
對一下吧
1644
01:37:09,791 --> 01:37:11,333
有買有希望
1645
01:37:12,833 --> 01:37:15,083
12、33、56
1646
01:37:15,166 --> 01:37:16,541
-燒吧…
-沒有中
1647
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:18,833
三號、六號
1648
01:37:18,916 --> 01:37:20,916
-燒吧…
-也不中
1649
01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:22,666
17
1650
01:37:23,916 --> 01:37:24,916
20
1651
01:37:26,041 --> 01:37:27,041
25
1652
01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:29,250
28
1653
01:37:29,958 --> 01:37:31,333
37
1654
01:37:33,125 --> 01:37:34,083
43
1655
01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:35,583
42
1656
01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:38,500
為什麼妳不要選43？
1657
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,708
金馬獎輸一票
1658
01:37:40,791 --> 01:37:42,333
買博彩差一個號碼
1659
01:37:42,416 --> 01:37:43,583
你的命真的…
1660
01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:47,083
不是，中五個號碼也有錢拿
1661
01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:49,416
大概一百二十萬呢
1662
01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,625
一百二十萬…
1663
01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:52,416
可以分了
1664
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:55,041
不用分，全部拿去給范范做手術
1665
01:37:55,625 --> 01:37:56,583
可是…
1666
01:37:56,666 --> 01:37:58,041
如果教父在的話
1667
01:37:58,541 --> 01:37:59,916
他也會這樣做的
1668
01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:06,708
我的彩票
1669
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:08,750
我的彩票
1670
01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:15,375
我的彩票…
1671
01:38:16,041 --> 01:38:17,458
不好意思啊
1672
01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:18,958
害你被警察抓
1673
01:38:20,166 --> 01:38:21,125
記住
1674
01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:23,000
我們永遠都是兄弟
1675
01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:24,625
你不會怪我的，對吧？
1676
01:38:30,916 --> 01:38:31,916
17
1677
01:38:33,083 --> 01:38:33,958
-20
-20
1678
01:38:34,458 --> 01:38:35,416
-25
-25
1679
01:38:36,166 --> 01:38:37,416
-37
-37
1680
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:38,791
-42
-42
1681
01:38:39,833 --> 01:38:44,208
（老大筆波多個金融騙案證據確鑿
被判20年）
1682
01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,750
（以免影響公眾信心）
1683
01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:50,750
（博彩公司決定
承認騙局案的博彩結果）
1684
01:38:51,666 --> 01:38:56,208
（教父則因轉汙點證人，輕判一年）
1685
01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:16,875
一家團圓了
1686
01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:21,000
歡迎歸隊
1687
01:39:31,208 --> 01:39:32,125
兄弟
1688
01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:33,666
兄弟
1689
01:39:34,291 --> 01:39:36,208
你幹嘛？很熱，你走開
1690
01:39:36,291 --> 01:39:38,000
-兄弟嘛
-每次都這樣
1691
01:39:38,750 --> 01:39:40,500
-嗨
-哈囉
1692
01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:43,125
妳就是范范啊？
1693
01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:45,375
完全康復了吧？
1694
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:46,875
康復神速
1695
01:39:48,208 --> 01:39:50,416
他就是教父嗎？花花媽咪
1696
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:51,875
對啊
1697
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:55,291
小孩子不可以隨隨便便叫人家媽咪
1698
01:39:55,375 --> 01:39:56,958
-妳真是的
-她又沒有叫錯
1699
01:39:57,041 --> 01:39:58,458
-你不要說她啦
-這…
1700
01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:00,583
-沒有…不要誤會
-媽咪在
1701
01:40:02,125 --> 01:40:03,416
我先接個電話
1702
01:40:03,500 --> 01:40:04,875
哈囉？是
1703
01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:06,791
-喂？哈囉？
-拿來…
1704
01:40:07,916 --> 01:40:10,291
哈囉？我是暴牙菇，你找任發嗎？
1705
01:40:10,375 --> 01:40:12,083
我就是他經紀人
1706
01:40:12,166 --> 01:40:13,166
拍戲嗎？
1707
01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:15,041
現在他已經不是一百萬了
1708
01:40:15,125 --> 01:40:17,500
-一千萬
-不要亂講話你
1709
01:40:18,666 --> 01:40:19,708
不好意思
1710
01:40:20,625 --> 01:40:21,791
請問你是哪位？
1711
01:40:21,875 --> 01:40:25,416
我聽說你們是一班很厲害的高手
1712
01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:28,916
我最近在印度被詐騙集團騙了幾個億
1713
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:31,083
想請你們幫個忙
1714
01:41:06,041 --> 01:41:07,041
走什麼啊？
1715
01:41:07,125 --> 01:41:08,500
車在後面
1716
01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:11,416
對…我們有車…
1717
01:41:12,333 --> 01:41:14,583
-都忘了…
-小心
1718
01:41:21,583 --> 01:41:22,750
我知道了
1719
01:41:26,250 --> 01:41:27,583
它是一盞燈
1720
01:41:32,291 --> 01:41:33,708
你要幫我照顧菲菲
1721
01:41:34,208 --> 01:41:36,333
-范范…
-范范啦，菲菲
1722
01:41:48,416 --> 01:41:49,375
爽
1723
01:42:01,375 --> 01:42:08,291
我愛你…
1724
01:44:15,750 --> 01:44:17,625
（劇終）
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