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You were a demon.
You still have the mark.
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Sooner or later, that's gonna be an issue.
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My men brought in a runaway last night.
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She's got zero manners.
Didn't even thank me for saving her.
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Those vampires stole you. They're monsters.
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You think when the rest of them find out you
left, they'll just shrug and cut their losses?
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- This your family?
- Yes.
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How'd they die?
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Horribly.
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- You know what to do with her?
- Jody, I've done things.
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You don't have to explain.
If you want, I'm here.
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- Is Sheriff Hanscum around?
- She's off the rest of the week.
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- I already lost 10 pounds.
- In one day?
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My husband, Doug, left me last year.
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Doug's a dick. You deserve better.
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You betcha.
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You can get through this.
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How old are you?
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Nineteen.
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Get yourself some lunch.
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- Thanks a lot for coming.
- Yeah.
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Thanks. There you go. Have fun.
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Hi.
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Hi. Yeah, welcome. Come on.
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Sheriff...
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Sheriff Jody Mills, Sioux Falls. Okay.
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I'm Sheriff Donna Hanscum.
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I work out of Stillwater,
but I grew up here...
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...so you have any questions, you know,
best burgers, cheapest gas, just ask.
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What's wrong?
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Left your smile back in Sioux Falls?
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I left a kid back in Sioux Falls...
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...plus a pile of work,
but when the mayor insists you go...
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You gotta go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you.
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- Here. Have a sucker.
- No, thank you.
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Okay.
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Donna.
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- Doug.
- Well, aren't you looking good?
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I lost six pounds.
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Hey, you're a quarter of the way there.
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Hey, you, uh...? You think you could
toss me a couple extra meal vouchers?
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I mean, since you won't be using them.
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You are true blue as ever, Donna. Huh?
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Yeah.
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Doug and I used to be married.
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Got it.
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Have fun. Yeah.
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Hey-We good?
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Aces. Yeah, I love the smell of parchment
in the morning.
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I mean, how much lore is even left?
You've got nothing on the mark?
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Right? You'd think these eggheads,
with all the crap they amassed...
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...would've actually collected
something important. Uh, here. Ahem.
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A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism. “
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Six-hundred pages, volume one.
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But, uh, not something important like,
I don't know...
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...maybe the oldest symbol known to man.
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That's not worth our time.
It's not weird enough.
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Good morning.
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Excuse me.
If I could get you all seated, please.
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Uh, good morning.
I'm Sheriff Len Cuse, Hibbing P.D.
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I'd like to say first off...
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...what an honor it is to have you all here
in Hibbing this year in...
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry, folks, there's...
Sorry about that, uh...
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What was I...? Right, right.
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Seeing as how this is my first time hosting
one of these things...
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...I thought I'd like to try something new.
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Partners.
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Find an officer from 50 miles
outside of where you hail from...
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...and be a team this weekend.
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Go on, uh, and make a friend.
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Alex, I know you'll be okay.
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You are totally capable of not throwing a kegger
while I'm gone. Totally, totally capable.
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My faith in you astounds me too.
I'll call you later.
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- On.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Looks like you didn't get a partner.
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- Looks like.
- Well, you got one now.
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- Hi, Kevin.
- Hi, Donna.
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- Okay, what do we got?
- The Snow Must Go On."
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Ha, ha. "Establishing a K-9 Unit."
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Okay. Oh!
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Why Not Try it?"
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Ha, ha. Why not? I don't know.
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- Hey, Donna?
- Yeah.
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- Hear about the body?
- What body?
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Yeah, what body?
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Sheriff Jody Mills.
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Trashman found it behind the hardware store
this morning, eaten.
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- Eaten how'?
- Like, nothing left but the peach pit, you know?
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Any idea what did it?
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Coroner's saying animals out of the woods.
Bobcats and whatnot.
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No wonder Sheriff Cuse
was out of sons back there.
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Got this whole mess to deal with.
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- Attacks like this common for the area?
- Heck, no.
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When I lived here,
we kept our critters in check.
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Did it leave any tracks, you know?
Any hairs?
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Not even a claw mark on the body.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay. Yeah. Save you a seat, Jods.
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No way. Heh.
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Jody. How's it going?
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Oh, you know, having the time of my life
at a sheriffs' retreat in Hibbing.
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Wow, sounds like a blast.
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Uh, Dean says hi.
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You found him?
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- Thanks for telling me.
- Yeah.
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Uh, right, sorry about that.
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How's he doing?
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Good. Good. Yeah, you know. You know, hold
on a sec, I'm gonna put you on speaker.
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Hey, Jody. How's Alex holding up?
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Awesome.
Already head of the cheerleading squad.
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Wow, really?
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No. Sam, she smokes grass
under the bleachers.
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- But at least she's not luring men to their deaths.
- Right.
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This may not be your thing,
but a body was found here this morning...
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...and something had gone
to chow town on it.
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Uh, was the throat ripped out?
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Worse. I'm hearing that all the flesh
had been eaten down to the bones.
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- Any ideas?
- Well, it's not a vampire.
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Yeah, I don't know, Jody. I got nothing.
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Jody, um, we could head that way.
Wouldn't be any trouble at all.
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No, I can handle it. I'll call if
it gets to be something I can't.
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All right. Well, uh, enjoy the retreat.
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Screw you, Winchester.
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Talk soon.
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I'm gonna swallow a bag of knives if I
gotta keep looking at this stuff. Let's...
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- Jody said she was on top of it, Dean.
- Uh-huh.
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All right. Let's take a drive.
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Hey. Sheriff Jody Mills. I wanna take a look
at the body they brought in this morning.
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Sure. Soon as you become a member
of the Hibbing Police Department.
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- I'm just trying to help here.
- And I'm just trying to not lose my job.
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- Hey, stranger.
- Hi, Shelley. How are the kids?
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Little jerks. I love them to death.
Ha, ha. Need something'!
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- Just came to check out the vie.
- Where's Len at?
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He's tied up with the retreat.
Big surprise, right?
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But what's the sense in having a hotel
full of sheriffs if you can't help out?
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Someone's gotta get you a halo
or something.
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But, um, what's her deal?
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Sheriff Mills.
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Might say she left her manners
back in Sioux Falls.
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- Ah.
- But she's with me.
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- Oh.
- So, what do you say? Curtains up?
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Hold onto your breakfasts.
This one's grisly.
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Ate the whole kit and caboodle,
that's for darn sure.
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- You got a measuring tape?
- Yeah.
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Can I see his personal effects?
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That string bean wore these?
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- Where's the belt?
- He wasn't wearing any.
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These stayed up without a belt?
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Or wild animals stole it.
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Jody-o, check this out.
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You know, I've been hunting
since I could hold a mini-rifle...
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...seen darn near every bite in the book, but
I couldn't tell you what did the biting here.
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I was afraid of that.
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Meaning?
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Nothing. Got me stumped too.
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Don't go smoking, Howie.
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Ugh. Just watch your Top Model.
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Aah! Hey!
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Hi, Len.
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How's that seltzer treating you?
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Something I can help you with?
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That animal attack last night
sounded real bad.
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- Yeah, it sure was. Yeah.
- What kind of animal you thinking did it now?
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Oh, I don't know. Something.
Got Animal Control on it.
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That's it?
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Jody Mills, Sioux Falls.
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Sheriff Cuse. We have, uh...
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...an issue with the...
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...raffle.
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Right.
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Excuse me, I should go see to this.
Uh, ahem.
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Enjoy your night, sheriffs.
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He's got about as much idea as we do.
Squat.
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You know, maybe he's right.
Just let Animal Control take the lead.
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I used to put the cans in his cart.
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You really miss him much?
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Honestly, Donna, I just met the guy...
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...but Doug seems like kind of a dick.
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But he was my dick.
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I'm gonna go hit the can,
you know, where it's less gross.
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- Let's keep this to ourselves.
- Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's all good.
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All good with the raffle.
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Can we get real, please?
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All right, um, you want real? Um...
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Somebody else turned up dead.
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- Looks like another animal attack.
- Please, don't spread that.
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We don't wanna spoil everyone's good time.
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- Or get too many cooks in the kitchen?
- Exactly.
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Now, uh, Deputy Graham and I
gotta go make a few calls...
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...so try and have a good time. All right?
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Alex, stop.
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No...
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Why do I hear firecrackers?
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Hello-J?
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So maybe your life's not
all cupcakes either.
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Never said it was.
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Uh-oh. Flying the coop without me? Again?
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- No.
- No, I get it. I do.
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- Take a hint, Donna. Right? It's okay.
- There's been another animal attack.
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Shut the front door. Says who?
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I just talked to Sheriff Cuse.
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I was on my way out to the morgue, but
it's probably closed by now anyway, and...
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it'll wait till tomorrow.
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Anything I can help with there?
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Not unless you got any gems
on how to handle a teenage girl.
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Because mine is...
- Kind of a dick?
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She's got a whole lot more in there too.
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Really good stuff.
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I was 17 once. You know, hair up to here.
Attitude up to here.
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Why can't I get through to her?
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You let anybody through to you at that age?
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Joey DeMoupied.
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Drove a motorcycle. Smelled like...
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Mm. Yeah.
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She'll come around. You did, right?
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So fresh corpse, jerk ex-husband,
out-of-control teen.
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Wanna gel blingoed on my minibar
and watch pay-per-view?
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Thanks. I'm gonna crash.
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It's been a long day.
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Don't I know it.
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- I said I could handle it.
- Nice to see you too.
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Hey.
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I'm headed to the morgue, you want in'?
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- We just came from there.
- And?
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And flesh was eaten off the second vie too.
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Anything missing?
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His wallet. Why?
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Because I think a belt
was missing off the first kid.
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A belt? So, what, we have monsters eating
and then robbing people?
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Jody-o, you take sugar?
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No. No sugar.
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"Jody-o"?
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It's... Don't ask.
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Wait a second. Isn't that, uh, Donna?
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- Fat-spa Donna. Yeah.
- Right.
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You guys know my stalker?
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She nearly blew a case for us last time.
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I haven't been able to shake
that ray of sunshine since I got here.
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She's actually been pretty helpful.
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It's just tough
keeping her out of this nightmare stuff.
243
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,471
Right. You mind distracting her
while we poke around?
244
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,505
You show up and now I'm a babysitter?
245
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,878
She hasn't gotten mixed up with this crap
yet. Let's just try to keep it that way.
246
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:35,344
Fine. But if she tries to show me
her sticker collection, I'm out.
247
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,249
Agent Frehley? Agent Criss?
248
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,597
- Hey, Sheriff Hanscum.
- Hi.
249
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,257
I thought that was you.
Ain't this a kick in the pants?
250
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,019
- What dragged you in?
- Uh, well, we can't talk about it.
251
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,993
Oh, yeah. I hear you.
252
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,430
- Anything I can help with?
- No, no, no. Nothing. Ahem.
253
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,939
Actually, sheriff, I was thinking you and I
could go check out the gear expo.
254
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,669
What about the morgue?
255
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,773
You know, like you said,
Animal Control will handle that.
256
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,549
- If it's cool with you, it's cool with me.
- Great.
257
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,019
I did hear they're packing
some pretty serious heat in there.
258
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:14,447
Hurry.
259
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,790
Hey there.
260
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,092
Agents Criss and Frehley.
Looking for the sheriff.
261
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,098
Of Hibbing.
262
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,232
That'd be me.
263
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,409
We're here investigating the attacks
over the last couple nights.
264
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,407
Just wondering where you're at on that.
265
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,740
- On the, uh, animal attacks?
- Yeah.
266
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,918
Wait, you're telling me the FBI
has got nothing better to do?
267
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,442
Well, we go where the boss tells us to.
268
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:47,089
To what, arrest a bobcat from Hibbing?
269
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,991
Is there a problem?
270
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,091
No. No, there's no problem.
271
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,091
You ain't the first feds to roll
through here and come up with nothing.
272
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,428
- Sure is cute to watch you try though.
- Pal, the FBI doesn't do cute.
273
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:03,664
Sheriff Cuse, we're just hoping there might
be some surveillance footage of the attacks.
274
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,344
- Maybe a traffic camera caught something.
- Right. No. Sorry, I don't have a record of it.
275
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,777
Speaking of, uh, can you keep an eye
on the expo for me, deputy?
276
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,649
I gotta check in
with the guys at Animal Control.
277
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,619
Agents, good to meet you. Uh...
278
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,154
Help yourself to a bear claw.
279
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,661
Sheriffs lying.
280
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,470
Pfft. Deputy Douche seems to think so.
281
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,474
All right. I'll go try and crack
the police sewer.
282
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,136
- Maybe something showed up on surveillance.
- Maybe I'll go crack the deputy.
283
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:48,216
Right. But this time, try to be a little
less defensive of your "pretend job."
284
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,985
You know, this badge means something.
285
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,384
I made it at Kinko's.
286
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,121
Yes, you did.
287
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,716
Be proud of that.
288
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,223
Son of a gun.
289
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,200
Officer ladies. Here, check this one out.
290
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,135
You can take it to lunch, to the gym,
have your nails done.
291
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,830
She's always by your side.
292
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,734
How about this puppy?
293
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,848
Well, it depends.
294
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,676
Think you can handle a big one?
295
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,721
- Sigma, right?
- Ten pounds pull weight. Cute.
296
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,585
You call this a big one?
297
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,920
Hope you drive a Porsche.
298
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,757
Chaz, if you're trying to pull the wool
over this one, you got the wrong girl.
299
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,425
Sheriff Hanscum here
is a wolf in sheep's skin, right? Ha, ha.
300
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:43,265
Thank you. Wolves are majestic creatures.
301
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,270
But save your flattery
for other female people.
302
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,274
Oh. Oh, Sheriff Goodhill.
No, no. I mean, yeah.
303
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,042
But, no, we just met.
Cufflinks, you know how it is.
304
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,446
Cuff-what?
- Cufflinks.
305
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,188
It's a dating site for cops.
You on it, Donna?
306
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,790
Me? No. Not quite there yet.
307
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:05,588
You still, uh, getting in date shape?
Huh? Huh?
308
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,932
It's more like trying to get through
the stuff on my DVR first.
309
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,899
- Ha, ha.
- Oh, for the love of God.
310
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,469
What is wrong with you?
311
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,467
You get off on fat-shaming chicks?
312
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,471
You are so not fat, by the way.
313
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,473
And you...
314
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,978
...you are just a douche.
315
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:32,483
Well, okay. I'll just, uh...
316
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,217
Okay, then.
317
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:41,488
What the H-E double hockey sticks, Jody?
Calling my ex "a douche" to his face.
318
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:45,397
- Didn't look like you were gonna do it.
- What would be the point? We're divorced.
319
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,559
You really think I'm gonna change him now?
320
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,002
So he gets to treat you
like a doormat forever?
321
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,675
How about this?
Till you've actually lost a husband...
322
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,811
...you keep your mouth zipped about mine.
323
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:22,165
Did something happen? To your husband?
324
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,669
We all have our crosses to bear, right?
325
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:28,505
- Hey, I'm sorry if I...
- No.
326
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,205
It's fair. I certainly went there.
327
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,549
- You wanna talk about it...?
- Not right now.
328
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,883
All right, then.
329
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,519
I'm gonna go get some air.
330
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:59,574
Agent, are you looking for some
teeny-weeny handcuffs to slap on some paws?
331
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,906
Heh. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
332
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,342
Right. How's that exactly?
333
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,509
Well, this investigation that my
partner and I are here on, it's big.
334
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,883
And, uh, we're looking for some local help.
335
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,856
You know, someone who's not afraid
to talk shop with the big boys back in D.C.
336
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:21,088
Think that might be something
you'd be interested in?
337
00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,261
Might be.
338
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:25,902
What can I do?
339
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,334
Well, first of all, I'm gonna need you
to be totally straight with me.
340
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,769
Is there any footage of the attack?
Anything?
341
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,444
Sheriff Cuse changed the password
on the server yesterday.
342
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,281
It's got the live feed from the
traffic camera across the street...
343
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,451
...from where that first vic got attacked.
When I went to go check the footage...
344
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,590
...sheriff said he'd do it himself.
345
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,129
Did he say why?
346
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:01,637
But, you know, sheriff's a straight
shooter. I'm sure he had his reasons.
347
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,134
I'm sure he did.
348
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:08,309
I appreciate the cooperation, deputy.
When I need you, I'll come find you, okay?
349
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,736
- All right.
- All right.
350
00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,553
Animal attack my ass.
351
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,390
You seen Sheriff Cuse around?
352
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:39,228
- Not since the expo.
- Yeah, me neither.
353
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,336
How you doing, kiddo?
354
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,065
Me? I'm fantastic. Why?
355
00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:49,201
Word around the campfire is
you went off the res a couple months back.
356
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,210
That right?
357
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,211
You and Sam been passing notes
during class?
358
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,152
It's nothing I can't handle.
359
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,879
Just saying, I make a mean bowl of chowder
if you ever need to talk.
360
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,424
I appreciate that.
361
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,260
- Hey.
- You got something?
362
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,054
Uh, well, there was something.
363
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:10,665
I hacked into the surveillance sewer
but the files have been deleted.
364
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,598
Sheriff Cuse was the only one
who had access to those files.
365
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,396
- Here she comes. Hey.
- Hi.
366
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,875
Jody, can we talk a sec'?
367
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:20,933
Alone.
368
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,445
Yeah, we'll go look around.
369
00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:30,053
Okay, first of all,
back there, I was wrong to butt in.
370
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,246
- I know it hurt you, and I'm sorry.
- What?
371
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:37,518
Oh, yeah, quit being a doormat. Yeah.
I hear you, Jody. It's okay. We're okay.
372
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:42,461
Only, there's something else
I can't quite wrap my head around.
373
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,037
You ever think there are things out there?
374
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,769
Things that...
375
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,268
...don't end up an the police blotter?
376
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:57,473
- Can you give me some specifics?
- Yeah, okay.
377
00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:02,413
Well, I was kind of far away, so maybe I
didn't see it right, but what I think I saw...
378
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,717
...were teeth.
379
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:10,218
It was Sheriff Cuse.
380
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,656
I saw him standing
over Sheriff Goodhill's body...
381
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:16,730
...and his mouth was full of shark teeth
like some kind of...
382
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,323
Monster.
383
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,734
- You think I'm crazy?
- Not at all.
384
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:27,570
- Did he see you?
- No. I hid. Like a chump.
385
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,407
You really believe me?
386
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,413
Yeah. So will those guys from the FBI.
387
00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,850
If you say so.
388
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:41,251
Hey, yesterday, I saw Cuse taking his stuff
into a room down the hall from mine.
389
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,119
Must have been...
390
00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:45,157
...304.
391
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,758
This is Agent Frehley. Leave me a message.
392
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,162
Sam, Cuse is our guy.
393
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:56,362
Donna said she saw him check in to 304.
Hit me back.
394
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,769
What now'? Just let the locals handle it?
395
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:04,105
Oh, trust me,
the locals should not handle this.
396
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,818
Look at all this sunblock.
397
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,340
You'd think he's at the Copacabana
or something.
398
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,914
I'll explain later.
399
00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:06,174
What the heck is that for?
400
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,007
Oh. Whoa.
401
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,706
I got your voice-mail.
402
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,783
- Sheriff is a vampire.
- She just pulled out a machete.
403
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:19,352
- Donna saw his teeth.
- What the cuss? A vampire?
404
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:24,287
Ahem. You wanna give her the talk?
405
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,190
Heck.
406
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:33,293
Just heck.
407
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,200
Are we good?
408
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:40,136
- Wait, so when we were at the
weight loss spa... Monsters.
409
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,939
Sucking on your fat.
410
00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:45,949
We took care of them.
411
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,751
Oh, jeez. I knew losing 10 pounds that fast
was too good to be true.
412
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:59,255
Here. Maybe this is where
Sheriff Vampire went.
413
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,124
It could be anything.
414
00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:15,067
- What do you got?
- Looks like it's an old farm outside of town.
415
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,480
- Could be something.
- And it's the only lead we got.
416
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,276
We?
417
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:26,481
All due respect, sheriff,
but vampires are far more dangerous...
418
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,921
...than the johns you throw in jail.
- You're gonna sit this one out.
419
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:34,322
Stuff you, Dean.
Or whatever your real name is.
420
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,759
Hanscum's good.
421
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,159
- Jody.
- I said she's good.
422
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,702
Okay, all right. But you stay in back.
423
00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:48,468
We're taking the lead, okay?
424
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:39,260
If you gotta swing, swing hard.
425
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,054
With vamps, heads gotta roll.
426
00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:44,228
Got it.
427
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,625
Run.
428
00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:46,552
Heh. Well, hi there, sunflower.
429
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,508
It's all love, pretty boy.
430
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:07,645
All of you will become all of us.
431
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,648
We won't waste one bit.
432
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,845
Okay, Mufasa,
enough with the circle-of-life crap.
433
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,691
- You're a vampire. You're scum. End of story.
- Mm-hm.
434
00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:23,462
Hey, I'm not in the mood.
435
00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:32,471
Wait, it's not enough that you kill people,
you've gotta rob them too?
436
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:37,943
We scavenge. We don't sip and go.
We use every part of the buffalo.
437
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,310
And to think I gave you lunch money.
438
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:44,715
- But you came in time for dinner.
- Starr, please let them go.
439
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:49,516
I helped you out. I ditched that
video of Catfish killing that man.
440
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,388
We didn't want favors, Len.
441
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,620
We wanted you.
442
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,529
What use am I now? I
don't even kill people.
443
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:57,859
I'm on bagged blood.
444
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,232
I beg your pardon? I saw you with your
vampire face standing over Sheriff Goodhill.
445
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,576
No, no, no. I found her.
446
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:28,220
I smelled her blood.
I couldn't help my... My fangs.
447
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,029
- But I didn't bite.
- Well, aren't you a hero?
448
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,603
It's your nature to eat people.
449
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:40,907
A vampire who doesn't feed is like a...
Like a...
450
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,442
Tiger eating salad.
451
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,775
We aren't gonna slop, Len.
452
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:51,579
We'll take down every person
in your sweet little Hibbing...
453
00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:53,619
...till you some back to the nest.
454
00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,221
So, what'd you do, Len?
455
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:59,623
You, uh, break up Burning Man?
456
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:01,628
More like Woodstock.
457
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:06,459
Len found me crying on the curb
after my daddy kicked me out.
458
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:11,130
I got in Len's van and
the rest is wavy gravy.
459
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,635
So, what, Len's like your Charlie Manson?
460
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:18,542
Oh. Charlie couldn't hold a candle to Len.
461
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,414
He taught us everything.
462
00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,788
Yeah, I'm sure it was all kombucha
and "Kumbaya."
463
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,617
Liberating is what it was.
464
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,987
And then one day, poof, Len's gone.
465
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,562
Till he landed his photo in the paper.
Stupid.
466
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:38,595
Ha, ha. For running a police retreat,
of all things.
467
00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:43,003
You didn't just go straight,
you became a damn cop.
468
00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:47,166
Now, that is wild, man.
469
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,279
Are you feeling dirty, Len?
470
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:53,176
Because we're about to have ourselves
a bloodbath.
471
00:37:56,508 --> 00:38:00,354
- Don't you wanna know why I left?
- I already know why.
472
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:03,354
You got boring.
473
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,325
I got a conscience.
474
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,593
Prey that begged for their
lives, it was like...
475
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:17,172
...even if I used every part, like I
taught you, I mean, it's still wrong.
476
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,300
So, you walked away?
477
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,835
I tried to protect people.
478
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,707
Man, after so many years of gutting them.
479
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,655
That's why I'm here.
480
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:40,152
I'll join your bloody caravan,
if it means you won't kill these people.
481
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,123
We aren't killing anyone.
482
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,568
You are.
483
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,003
You don't have to do this.
484
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,909
Kiss my ass.
485
00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,694
We love you, brother...
486
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,166
...but we don't know who you are anymore.
487
00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:30,936
Can't say we didn't try.
488
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,808
Hakuna matata, lady.
489
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,777
That's what I'm talking about.
490
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,917
You okay?
491
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,289
Yeah.
492
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:23,728
Other than feeling like I wanna hurl, sure.
493
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:29,765
- Hey.
- I just chopped off a vampire's head.
494
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:32,501
- You were great at that.
- Thanks.
495
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,643
- You good?
- Yeah.
496
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,342
Yeah, you know,
for the first time I've been back...
497
00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:41,745
...I didn't feel like the
mark was pushing me.
498
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,675
First time?
499
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:47,516
Knowing that these things are out there...
500
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:53,327
...makes the world seem,
I don't know, bigger.
501
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,354
Darker.
502
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,999
All I know is back there,
killing those vamps...
503
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,197
...I felt like me again.
504
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:06,669
All right. So that's good, right?
505
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,366
Yeah.
506
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:14,145
You know, if you want any pointers
on how to fight this crazy crap...
507
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,286
...I'm willing to fill you in.
You know, what kills what.
508
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,517
I'd like that.
509
00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,517
Good.
510
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,527
Let's go with that.
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