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Well, sir, looks like
it's time for me to begin
my long overdue vacation.
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Vacation?
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Uh, a little heads-up
would have been nice.
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I've e-mailed you daily,
left you dozens
of voicemails,
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and for the last six weeks,
there's been this.
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I can't decipher
your cryptic clues.
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Anyway, here's your schedule
for while I'm away, sir.
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"Shedule." Bless you.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Mmm-hmm.
10
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All right,
this seems doable.
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Sir, we both know
the paper is blank.
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You have no meetings,
no calls,
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nothing to do.
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Can you e-mail me
this as well?
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Of course, sir.
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So you're going
on vacation, huh?
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A little vacay action.
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Where's it gonna be?
Florida?
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Bahamas?
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(STUTTERING)
Virgin Islands, hmm?
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I'm not telling you
where I'm going.
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If I do,
you'll show up.
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Why would I do that?
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Because the one other time
I took a vacation,
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I told you
where I was going,
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and you showed up.
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That was a coincidence.
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Worst vacation of my life.
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I can't believe
you dragged me there.
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I didn't drag you...
Or in...
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Anyway, as much
as you've come
to depend on me,
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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(EXCLAIMS INCREDULOUSLY)
I depend on you?
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Wow, that's hysterical.
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I have plenty to do
around here.
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Yes, this city is full
of barely legal girls
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down on their luck,
thinking life
can't get any worse.
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Go prove them wrong.
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You know, you can't leave
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until you get someone
to cover your desk.
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Very well, sir.
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Oh, will there
be anything else?
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Yeah, can you CC
the new guy my "shedule"?
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
there is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Oh, yes.
Oh, come on.
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What is that?
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It's his artificial
seasoning salt.
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I've developed an immunity
to regular salt.
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Apparently he's on
a quest to become
uninsurable.
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Hey...
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It's worth it.
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It really wakes up
the flavor.
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Mmm!
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All right, this stuff
is pure MSG.
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Uh, honey,
I'm an adult.
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Okay, you don't have
to spell things
in front of me.
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It stands for
monosodium glutamate.
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(SCOFFS) Nerd alert.
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You know,
Adam and I are taking
a healthy cooking class.
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Mmm-hmm, not my first.
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Tell 'em
what I made you.
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He carved a radish
into a rose.
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Aw.
(GIGGLES)
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Hey, you two should
take a class with us.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Based on
previous behavior,
I'm sure my husband
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will be eager
to participate.
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I'm not gonna pay
to watch this knob
carve a radish.
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Come on, we never
do anything together.
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Last night,
we watched TV
in separate rooms.
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I wanted to watch
The Mentalist.
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I was watching
The Mentalist...
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All right, you know what?
That's it.
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We're doing this.
We're taking
that cooking class.
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JEFF: All right,
we'll do this together.
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But next week,
I get the big TV
for The Mentalist.
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, ferny,
I'm not mad,
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but in the future,
could you... Hey!
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Timmy's back!
84
00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,621
Seems about right.
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Took me two weeks
with you to die
inside as well.
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So how was
the vacation?
Where'd you go?
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I went to Chicago, sir.
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Ah, Mile High City.
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Nation's capital.
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Paul Revere and so forth.
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0 for 3, sir.
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So you seem
to have held up well.
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Oh, yeah.
Things went pretty well
while you were gone.
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I met a nice little
lady friend.
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Oh, good for you, sir.
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And just for
record keeping,
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did you expense her
or use petty cash?
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No, no,
she was a non-pro.
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In fact, something special
about this one.
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Oh.
She's very...
Oh, here she is.
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Radha! Hey, babe.
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Come on in.
This is Timmy.
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Timmy, this is Radha.
And she knows English,
you don't have to be all,
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"Nur-nur, nur-nur,
nur-nur."
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Pleased to meet you.
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Ah, a British accent.
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Yeah, just like you.
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "Oi!
Sweep the chimney, Governor."
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"A little shrimp
on the Barbie."
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"Who's been
eatin' me bowl
of Lucky Charms?"
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00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,145
Another huge
swing and a miss, sir.
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So do tell,
how did you two meet?
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Well, I work
at a restaurant
on 6th Street.
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6th Street?
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You went
to Indian Row, sir?
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Ah, I had a hankerin'.
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By the way, Timmy, uh,
can you print out my
schedule for the week?
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Yes, just take
any sheet of paper
out of the printer, sir.
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BRB.
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Oh, hey, Timmy.
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Lady Timmy.
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Now in healthy kitchen,
we say goodbye to salt,
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we say goodbye
to butter...
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We should say goodbye
to this class.
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Would you stop it?
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Oh, no,
that's all right.
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It looks like
we've found
our class clown.
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Everyone, say, "Hi"
to the class clown.
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ALL: Hi.
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00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,237
Ugh.
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I look the most
like a chef.
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I don't know
that that's important.
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It is.
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Tomorrow,
we'll be making
free-range coq au vin
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with low-fat
potatoes au gratin.
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But tonight
is all about prep work.
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Now, does anyone know
how to prep a chicken?
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I do, chef.
139
00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,425
Just calm down,
Wolfgang Suck.
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Okay, but before
we prep the chicken,
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we are gonna
slice the cheddar.
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So just to be clear,
you're asking
the entire class to, uh...
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Cut the cheese?
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Wow, Adam,
you were not kidding
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about having
done this before.
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Thank you, chef.
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(KISSING)
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You're jealous.
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Hey, chef.
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What do you think
of that mess?
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Well, you know,
considering you're
a beginner, it's...
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It's not good.
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Did you even use a knife,
or just your fists?
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(CHUCKLING)
That's a good one,
chef.
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All right, just tell me,
am I going home alone
tonight, or...
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Okay, let's all bring
our pans to the back.
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(SIGHING) I'll take it.
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I see an open bottle
of wine back there.
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Hey, hang in there,
buddy.
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You'll get the hang of it.
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Uh, no, I won't,
because I don't
give a crap.
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This is stupid.
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That's typical.
You can't do it,
so you put it down.
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Oh, please.
If I tried,
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our dish would
kick your dish's ass.
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, really,
is that right?
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah?
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Yeah, you wanna dance?
Let's dance.
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Sure.
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I mean, maybe after class
we could hit up a salsa club.
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No. I mean,
tomorrow night
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we have chef Brad
judge our food,
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see which one
tastes better.
Oh, all right, fine.
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And how about loser
pays for the winner's class?
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Done.
Done.
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Uh, hey, uh, teach?
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Uh, tomorrow night,
could you judge us?
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I'm actually
doing that right now.
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I meant, could you
judge our dishes,
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tell us which one
tastes better?
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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Actually, you know,
I was once asked
to be a judge on...
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Super, all right.
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Ah, Mr. Dunbar, Radha.
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Ah, he caught us
on a little R and R...
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Russell and Radha.
(CHUCKLES)
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I'll never tire of that.
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Oh, um, he prefers
his fries...
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Much less crispy.
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Yes, uh...
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BOTH: His teeth
are very sensitive.
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Hey, that's my cross
to bear.
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Timmy knows.
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He's the one
who has to soak
my Doritos every day.
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Hmm.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Will you excuse me?
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Of course.
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Oh, my God.
199
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So hot the way
she takes care of me.
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Hot?
201
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Yeah, totally.
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I mean, between that,
her fancy accent,
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her exotic brown skin...
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Dude, I could not
be more into her.
205
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,426
And those things
specifically are what
you like about her?
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Who knew I had a type?
207
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,766
Yes. Who knew?
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00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,823
Why are you
smashing tomatoes?
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Uh, I'm practicing.
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If we're gonna
take a cooking class,
let's do it right.
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Really?
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You're gonna stop
half-assing it?
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Yep, tomorrow
I'm going full ass.
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Why are you suddenly
into the cooking class?
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Well, I realized
you were right,
you know?
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We should be able
to enjoy things together.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Okay,
let's take that again.
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Why are you suddenly
into the cooking class?
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Because I made
a bet with Adam
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that we could cook
better than them.
222
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Oh, God.
223
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,856
Come on, Aud. I'm
just trying to make
it more interesting.
224
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:07,982
Why would you do that?
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Because it's
not interesting.
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It was fine, okay?
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The whole point
was for us to do
something together.
228
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We still are!
229
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,118
We're gonna
destroy Adam
and Jen...
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Together.
231
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You know what?
Forget it. I'm out.
232
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I just wanted to learn
to cook with my husband,
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not destroy our friends.
234
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,423
We can do both!
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Together!
236
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,724
Hey, big Jeff.
Hey.
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This is Radha.
Radha, this is Jeff.
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00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,726
Hello.
239
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,107
Is this a goof?
240
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,236
No, this is my
new lady friend.
241
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,697
Um...
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00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,658
Seems you've changed
your hair, Radha.
243
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,034
Oh, yes.
I had been thinking
244
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,328
of doing something
new with it,
245
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,037
and Russell suggested
I go short.
246
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,708
Did he now?
247
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,212
Doesn't she look
adorable and amazing?
248
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,756
I am amazed.
249
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,801
There you go, babe.
Thank you.
250
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,686
Babe,
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00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,022
you look so sexy
with those glasses.
252
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,401
Seriously.
253
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,989
It's such a guy
thing to turn
254
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,907
even a cooking class
into a competition.
255
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,700
Well, I'm sure
it was Jeff's idea.
(SIGHS)
256
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:42,952
The other night,
he bet me
257
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,829
he could draw
a better bath
than I could.
258
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,289
Did he?
259
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,582
Yes.
260
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,545
Well, don't worry.
We would never make you
pay for our cooking class.
261
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,005
Well, I mean...
262
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,131
You mean if you
were to win, right?
263
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:56,757
"If"?
264
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,718
What, you don't
think we could win?
265
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,095
Well, we've been
to your dinner parties.
266
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,391
Oh, I'm kidding.
No!
267
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,185
Of course.
I know you are.
268
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,356
I'm in.
Let's take 'em down.
269
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,150
Nice.
270
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,911
All right, we got this.
271
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,246
Yeah, we do.
272
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,039
We're a team.
That's right.
273
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,874
Hands in,
team Bingham on three.
274
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,544
I'm not doing that.
275
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,385
(FAKING SNEEZE) A tool.
276
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,055
Hey,
277
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764
I think we're
gonna be okay.
278
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,849
It sounds like Jeff's
getting a cough.
279
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,603
BRAD: All right,
280
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,812
you've got
your ingredients
and your recipes.
281
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,523
Now let's prove
that we can all make
282
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,400
a yummy and healthy
coq au vin.
283
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,402
Here you go, buddy.
284
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,156
Are you trying
to bribe me?
285
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,200
Absolutely not.
I'm just thanking you
for teaching us
286
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,493
how to make the best dish.
287
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,579
(MOUTHING) Right.
288
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,916
That hurt.
I had a lot
riding on that.
289
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,836
Well, good thing
you used a five.
290
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,762
Uh!
291
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,437
No!
292
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,240
(SNIFFLING)
293
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,637
Ooh!
(SCOFFS)
294
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,932
Whoa!
295
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,457
That was a wonderful
evening, Russell.
296
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,376
And thank you
so much for
this jacket.
297
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,836
What a thoughtful gift.
298
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,879
Ah, you really like it?
299
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,631
Well, I usually
prefer a more
feminine look,
300
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,299
but I think
it works.
(LAUGHS)
301
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,510
It works for me.
302
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,138
May I check my e-mail
on your computer?
303
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,765
Oh, uh, my computer?
304
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,433
No, no, no. Uh...
305
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,186
My computer's
actually running
a little slow right now.
306
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,397
I think I got
a virus from some
307
00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,233
reputable, completely
work-related website.
308
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,943
So why don't
you use Timmy's,
'cause he's cool with it.
309
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,279
And I will go
troubleshoot mine.
310
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,412
Ah, Radha.
311
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,497
Timmy, I was just
checking my e-mail.
312
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,207
Is that okay?
Of course.
313
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,881
That's a very, uh,
handsome coat.
314
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884
Thank you.
Russell just
bought it for me.
315
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,094
Huh.
316
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,763
It looks like yours.
317
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,517
Yes, well, nothing
rampantly unsettling
about that.
318
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,395
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
319
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,355
Will you excuse me?
Certainly.
320
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,045
(WHISPERING)
I want you right now.
321
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,770
(BELL DINGS)
322
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,813
All right,
that is time.
323
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,858
Well, this might
be the wine talking,
324
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,110
but that does
not look good.
325
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,446
There has
been a request
326
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657
for me to judge
two of our couples.
327
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:34,243
Wow, that is
beautiful plating.
328
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,495
Well, we wanted
it to be elegant
and not...
329
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,621
Thank you, chef.
330
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,292
Good, clean flavors.
331
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,169
Excellent job, you two.
332
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,629
Thank you, chef.
333
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,008
Thank you, chef.
334
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,511
(SHUDDERING)
335
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:52,929
Wow.
336
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,097
That is...
337
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,223
Also on a plate.
338
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,353
Ours is about taste
and not presentation.
339
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,604
Yeah, yeah.
340
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,815
It may not be
easy on your eyes,
341
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,233
but it will be
easy on your mouth.
342
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,404
Let's calm down
for a second.
343
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,954
I see. Well
this has been
a tough decision,
344
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,121
but I'm gonna go
with Jen and Adam.
345
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,331
Whoo!
Ah!
346
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,791
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
347
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,250
You didn't even
taste ours.
348
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,795
Busted.
349
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,716
I guess there's
no more putting it off.
350
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053
Mmm!
351
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,015
That is good.
That is very good.
352
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,017
BOTH: Thank you, chef.
353
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,520
There's a certain
creaminess,
354
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,189
which is hard to coax
out of olive oil.
355
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,649
We coaxed the crap
out of that.
356
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,695
Well, I have
made up my mind.
357
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,321
Jeff and Audrey win!
What?
358
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,740
Yeah!
Yes!
359
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,074
Come on, you son of...
No, look at theirs!
360
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,785
True, yes, it...
361
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,496
(STAMMERING)
It does look like
362
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,415
a fetid pile of barf,
363
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,543
but I was asked
to judge based
only on flavor.
364
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,587
But don't worry, Jen,
365
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,589
you do not have
to pay for our class.
366
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,548
She's drunk.
Of course you do.
367
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,177
And didn't I tell you
healthy cooking
could be delicious?
368
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,304
Well, a student
is only as good
as his teacher.
369
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,973
(CHUCKLING)
370
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,307
Oh, you are
making me blush.
371
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,310
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
372
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,396
They used butter.
373
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,065
What?
374
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,233
(EXHALES)
375
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,651
(ADAM STAMMERING)
What... What...
376
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,863
So it turns out
you coaxed nothing.
377
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,698
You just cheated.
378
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,033
You can't prove that.
(SIGHING)
379
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,659
Actually, I saw him
put the butter in.
380
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,956
See, he proved it.
381
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,208
You did not.
382
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,880
Jeff, we...
We could have won
without butter.
383
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,506
What, are you kidding?
I lost a band-aid
in that mess.
384
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,301
Oh, my God.
Don't worry about it.
385
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,219
It wasn't in
the bite you ate.
386
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,387
(STAMMERING)
No, I'm, I'm...
387
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,222
I'm having an
allergic reaction.
388
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,767
To the butter?
Or the lies?
389
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,352
No, I'm only
allergic to MSG.
390
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,731
We did not use MSG.
391
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,900
Are you serious?
You used MSG?
392
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,111
Just a little,
teeny...
393
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,488
Oh, actually
all of it.
394
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,782
Oh, here come
the hives.
395
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,450
(ADAM LAUGHING)
396
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,786
Hey, you guys forfeit.
We win.
397
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,288
Can somebody bring
me to the hospital?
398
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,623
It would be
an honor, chef.
399
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,461
I had a feeling that guy
would be leaving
in Adam's arms.
400
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,340
We cheated...
401
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,176
Together.
402
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,553
(CHUCKLING)
403
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,145
Good morning.
404
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,523
Sir?
405
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,317
It's nice outside today.
It's warm.
406
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,072
Yes, unseasonably so.
407
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,039
Sir, do you perhaps
think we should talk
about what happened?
408
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,831
What's there to talk about?
409
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,917
I was dating a hottie.
410
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,045
You got weird,
tried to turn
yourself into her,
411
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,798
and now she doesn't
talk to me anymore.
412
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,757
Thanks a lot, buddy.
413
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,968
That's your version?
414
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,347
My version,
415
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,348
because that's
what happened.
416
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,851
Do me a favor.
417
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,145
Let's not let
it happen again.
418
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,439
Fine.
419
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,649
I'll do my best, sir.
Okay.
420
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,650
That'd be great.
421
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,654
(SIGHS)
422
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,533
Oh, hey, Radha.
423
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,951
Can I have a chat
with your man?
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